Giggling about swans, sleepovers, and school dances

0:00Paige DeSorbo: Every house has a beginning. Our starts with a rebellion. This is not just fashion. This is freedom worn out loud. A place where individuality isn't a look, it's a law. Perfect is boring. The algorithm doesn't know you, you do. A look is never just a look. It's a declaration. It's time to step out and into somewhere new. Step into the house of Burl and find a Burlington near you.

0:30Hannah Berner: This episode is sponsored by State Farm. Some decisions are tough, like parallel parking or circling the block three more times. One decision that's a no-brainer, choosing State Farm for your coverage. Because at State Farm, they'll help you choose the right coverage at an affordable price with State Farm Personal Price Plan. So you can feel good about all the decisions you make, including finding a valet and handing over your keys. Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state.

1:04Hannah Berner: Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings, and eligibility vary by state.

1:12Paige DeSorbo: Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100 % cashmere, wool blends, and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters Especially the roll neck cruise sweater It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie shop in the app online and in stores Sup gigglers

1:42Hannah Berner: Harriet fix your wifi

1:44Paige DeSorbo: Manifest that shit

1:45Hannah Berner: We can't be managed

1:51Hannah Berner: I mean, the day just got away from me.

1:54Paige DeSorbo: Okay, I do have a cat behind me.

1:56Hannah Berner: That's Boots. We are very bring your pets to wherever.

2:02Paige DeSorbo: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

2:03Hannah Berner: Do I have better lighting than you this episode?

2:06Paige DeSorbo: Yeah, it looks like we're, like, also wearing... Do you ever wash your laptop and then you're afraid you're, like, everyone's staring at your tit? No, never. Oh.

2:14Hannah Berner: Like, on a Zoom, wash my laptop? I don't think I've done that. Oh. like with you yeah but like in a zoom have i ever been like hold on a second

2:25Paige DeSorbo: no i don't think so i've like 30 minutes into a zoom be like wait a second is there dirt on my face right now um i actually did something so i had to say hannah coated but i was texting you that your outfit looks chic and it kept auto-correcting to chicken wait when i don't even I didn't even realize that when I was typing it I kept having to be like it's I'm not saying chicken I'm saying chic and my phone was like you mean chicken well speaking of being chic we were

2:56Hannah Berner: gonna record in person today but I was having an outfit crisis and then my mom texted me one of the meanest things she's ever texted me before I texted her like a picture of an outfit and she goes I just think everyone will make fun of you I said too late for that babe wait is it the one that I liked the one that you like is the one that she likes good and the other one is the one that i like okay good but whatever i'll find somewhere else to wear it i just but i you want to know what's in my head now now when i feel like i'm not being brave now i'm like i rather wear it and get made fun of welcome to my life then feel as though i'm making a decision based on like oh it's not as good as I think it is.

3:44Paige DeSorbo: When I think something's cool I actually don't care what other people think yeah and that is actual that's actual like Buddha shit.

3:53Hannah Berner: Typically in this situation is unique because my mom is going to be at the event that's the only reason I'd wear the one she wants.

4:00Paige DeSorbo: You had to cancel the podcast because Kim sent you that text like you're spiraling right now.

4:08Hannah Berner: No, I'm like waiting. I'm waiting for a pair of pants to get delivered. As soon as the pants get delivered, a tailor is on standby so that you can tailor my outfit so that I have. Here's the thing. I feel like the podcast upfronts for Sirius.

4:21Paige DeSorbo: That's what we're stressed about.

4:22Hannah Berner: That's what we're stressed about. I which I shouldn't be at all. But I feel like I'm going to a new school.

4:30Paige DeSorbo: Well, this is so funny because Paige has been freaking out about the outfit because she literally was like, yeah, I don't want to look like the new like girl in school who like. has a bad history from her past school like it's like how many boyfriends did she have i said the word i said the word i didn't want to say page slut shaming yet again wait slut shaming with invisalign on is so fun to say slut shaming i didn't realize people still slut shamed yeah

4:59Hannah Berner: no it definitely still happens you know what's funny is like when us when something happens where like a man does something really bad like murders his whole family or something there's not that many terms to refer to him as like there's no bad words for guys yeah because fuck boy has been given like kind of a funny cool vibe to it right like we didn't even touch on the pete davidson thing because we were in between felt like recording i actually was processing it it took me a second i had like a volatile reaction but whilst i was in my process i was like i was like oh there's not even a term for a guy who like any woman you could be like she fucked her way to the top in any industry there's no phrase for that for men like you there's nothing for them about the women they date now let me just say i stand with the stand-up

6:00Paige DeSorbo: comedy community i stand with new yorkers i stand with anyone who was hurt by 9-11

6:06Hannah Berner: let me just put that out there you know we remember i never forget yeah i don't know why

6:13Paige DeSorbo: pete said that because he could have talked about so many things but to just start attacking women for making money was like just not cool and also it was so random it was so i was like okay i also think as a rich man yeah you i don't get what your point is and also like i hate telling other people that they don't do shit um because you don't know other people's lives also it's giving nobody wants to work these days but then everyone's like me what have you really been doing

6:50Hannah Berner: one of the weirdest things to me was he's spoken very complimentary before about his past girlfriends and like i know how successful they are and so i was like wait what he was like why does everyone

7:04Paige DeSorbo: just like talk about who my ex-girlfriends are but then goes on to talk nicely about all his ex-girlfriends because that's what people want to hear about right he's dated really incredible women but i just have to say about the influencer things and influence making money um i'd rather money go to influencers like some girl in utah trying her hardest than the the advertising money that used to just go to big businesses and go to some ceo right it's not like this all this money is like made up out of thin air like yeah this money used to just go to conglomerates and now it's being paid to like individual women and also like there's reeks of sexism yeah and i hope he regrets it i'm sure it wasn't cool also you know in the interview the person was like yeah and he's like yeah what the you know what it was how he said it he's like what the fuck do you do like

7:58Hannah Berner: he was mad at us he was really mad at us for a minute take that energy and put it towards the cornell seven oh really why are you coming for a girl doing her makeup he was also like and then

8:10Paige DeSorbo: and then my daughter she's amazing no he said i look at the photo of my daughter when i want to

8:16Hannah Berner: see my daughter i was like okay wait so you love us or you hate us and that's why he's good and that's the question every day from women it's like we really can't tell if you guys are obsessed

8:30Paige DeSorbo: with us want to be us or you yeah truly hate our guts but one thing we can learn from him is like his big thing was like he's like people don't respect me in this industry which is like a made up thing in his head like yeah people hate him there are people who love him and i think we all can learn that when you constantly focus on the negativity you're not happy yeah so let's take that with us mental health moment of the week also speaking of comedy i thought of a new i don't know if there can be a series but something i wanted to do on giggly squad which is fun i'm open to

8:58Hannah Berner: new ideas i've been like up and running this morning like do not physically running but proceed

9:04Paige DeSorbo: And you kind of remind me of this because I do think we make each other funnier. I think I've dated people that made me funnier. I think you've dated people that you've made funnier. It goes all the way around. I think people listen to Giggly Squad and girls who didn't realize they were funny. I feel like we've like brought out a sense of humor that they like always had but didn't know they could go there with.

9:27Hannah Berner: Does that make sense? Or no one validated them. Like how many times have we been in situations without the other one? And we've called, broken down the scenario, said what the joke was, and been like, and no one laughed. And then having to be like, no one laughed. What do you mean? The amount of time.

9:51Paige DeSorbo: No, like I have visceral. I remember the last tennis event, some guy was in a crutch, walked down. I go, this is what happens when you mess with me. No one laughed.

9:59Hannah Berner: i was like we're having fun here let's have some whimsy wait didn't you do a really funny joke when you were doing that golf tournament like a couple years ago and there was like there was like a bunch of men and they didn't laugh or something but the crowd laughed i can't remember if i had

10:14Paige DeSorbo: a nickel oh at the ryder cup oh the ryder probably um but i wanted to tell the girls like i wanted to add some more like comedy advice to like because people will message me and be like i think i'm like the funniest i've been because we're like practicing the humor listening to giggly squad yeah and i'm like let's step it up girls yeah so i wanted to just give you guys some like comedy rules that will just enhance like do i need a pen and paper i feel ill prepared a lot of things you guys do naturally you just got nervous because this became high school all over again

10:50Hannah Berner: i was like where's my pink pencil i'm like i actually where's my scented paper i was like actually my fingers are feeling a bit cramped and I'm not sure if I can fulfill the assignment

11:00Paige DeSorbo: you're good and you guys you can rewind on my mom's facetiming me mom I'm trying to teach a class

11:07Hannah Berner: I need a powerpoint I'm surprised you didn't act in more plays it's because I was playing tennis but in seventh grade I was in every play I was gonna say if you had the if you had the time

11:20Paige DeSorbo: would you have become more theater babe i was fully theater i was a playwright i was writing sketches do you know that my my drama teacher looked at my parents and said because my parents were like she can't do drama next year like she's going to this tennis academy and he was like you're making the biggest mistake of your life he goes she's an artist and you're taking that away from her and i was like i'm trying to get scholarship to college motherfucker i feel like a tutor said that to my mom too you're making a huge mistake not sending her to a tutor shout out john mcnenney incredible he i did play an irish prostitute who was pregnant um in seventh grade and yeah i've heard i died and it was the whole thing but i digress so with comedy what's great is you can use it in your everyday life like when you're telling a story at story I love my end of this line when you're telling a story at a dinner a dinner party when you're just hanging out with a friend these are things that just enhance your vibes and make people want to fuck you or want to be your best friend okay first one which is people do naturally but it's nice to know it's a rule it's called the rule of thirds so if you're making a list of like things that annoyed you today you do it in three like you don't do two you don't do four or if you're like he was annoying stupid and i hate him if i just say he's annoying and stupid something feels off if you do too many we're bored it's a better the rule of three is great and also with the rule of three that's where you can add misdirection misdirection oh you're stressed right now she gets so nervous I don't have my flashcards.

13:09Paige DeSorbo: So misdirection is if you're saying like reasons you you liked a guy and you're like he was tall he had blue eyes and he was kind of mean to me. So that's a misdirection where you you were expecting me to say something physical third but I didn't. And misdirection is funny in any sense of the word like people think you're talking. I should have come up with more examples but it's basically like Nikki Glaser Amy Schumer are like amazing at this Wendy Liebman is amazing at this she starts talking about something and then the surprise factor is what gives you the laugh because you you think it's going in one way and go somewhere else and when you know you have a good like punch line to something adding stupid details in the beginning is great to add tension and like sometimes I do this and sometimes it's bad but like when I'm telling a story I don't just say what was funny I kind of start it with some details so you're like where is this going where is this going now if the punchline is it funny then it doesn't work but if the punchline is funny it means you built more and more tension to make the punchline even funnier finally as you guys know ending conclusion is the callback and the callback is something we we love on the pod it's it's a friend of the pod when someone does something funny in the beginning of a dinner party clock it in your head and don't be afraid to at the end reference it so if page said a funny joke about like like a seagull ate her food then like at the end of the of something happening he'll be like thank god there's no seagulls ha ha ha ha now this is instead of botox we're working on our personalities yes that was our first class speaking

14:49Hannah Berner: of botox what's going on no hannah that was really nice i think you should do that more often okay i feel like also girls just think no i'm not gonna get into stand-up comedy that would like but that's it could be your hobby like well i want to say shout out to leanne morgan who

15:12Paige DeSorbo: she was selling tupperware but she would do all these like hangs and she said she would just tell all these funny stories and everyone loved her and wanted to go to these tupperware hangs and then she became a stand-up comedian but you guys you'll be a better salesperson if you're making people laugh you'll be better on dates making people laugh yeah you just be a pleasure to be around and then you can go home and be sad but like when you're in front of people you could

15:35Hannah Berner: give them a little some tricks of the trade you really have to laugh a certain amount of times a week to even like combat depression like it's so healthy so healthy and good for your abs anyway my botox i do think i want to do my forehead again i'm okay with that as long as

15:54Paige DeSorbo: it's above the eye can we talk about our friday night you spoil you spoiled me to death no i

16:02Hannah Berner: literally i got my kim de sorbo martha stewart hat on hannah landed she came in well first i was

16:11Paige DeSorbo: had to give you like updates every five minutes where i was which was very mom she was 20 minutes late you thought you were getting robbed because you you get a you get a jolt scare real quick so I was like in the driveway and she like saw a person was like oh and I'm like you knew I was coming I've been texting you you have my location I'm not gonna rob you I unbolt my door I let her

16:34Hannah Berner: in you have multiple bolts you unbolt you unbolt you unbolt I let her in she has half her chicken parm and pasta I had iced tea ready for her because she likes iced tea then she started her massage Now, the massage started at 8.15 p.m. Mind you, I had been up the past like two days at like 5 a.m. doing whatever. So I was exhausted Friday night. I had you put on a murder doc. I put on a phenomenal murder documentary. I hear her talking to the masseuse. Were you starting in your hips? Where'd you start?

17:14Paige DeSorbo: We started in the traumatic hips. We started in the hips.

17:19Hannah Berner: You went to lower body. I'm still awake at this point. The feet. The feet. I start dozing off, I think, right when you're about to start. The face. Neck and shoulders. Oh, the face. Oh, neck and shoulders. No, neck and shoulders. Neck and shoulders. I'm then out. I wake up two and a half hours later. I wake up at 11 p.m. The masseuse is packing up. Hannah's sitting there having a fully out of body experience she had just had a massage for three

17:51Paige DeSorbo: hours well it's a kind of thing where she put on the documentary yeah and the documentary ended and I'm like I know for a fact that documentary is an hour and 24 minutes the way to wear on Netflix you guys have to watch but she was the kind of masseuse where she's like we're not leaving until until the job is done yeah until the routine is clean like she was finding spots and she was

18:13Hannah Berner: like that's not good let me get it let me give me one minute she didn't smoke a cigarettes but if

18:18Paige DeSorbo: she could she would have been smoking cigarettes because she came in just trying to like undo my botox but then she didn't realize there was l4 l5 impingements there was hip stuff the foot is

18:29Hannah Berner: connected to the hip you revealed you'd sprained your ankle your ankles like seven times i was learning things about you i felt like it was a hipaa violation it was so funny and then i heard your trauma of shin splints and no one believing you no one no justice for shin splints my coach

18:46Paige DeSorbo: was like you know if shin splints that's a made-up thing and i was like well my shins feel like they're burning every time you make me run and he's like that's so convenient just when you run it hurts i'm like yes hello believe women and then she got to my face and this is the thing she's incredible like she's a witch but look babe you can't beat the botox and she was getting but did you feel it i did feel better and she did really great fascia stuff but i think she wanted me to like look at her afterwards and give her this like big shiny smile and it and she was like she was like move your face she was like okay we're not there but um she just kept going and i was gonna tell her to stop no she's a healer but then can we please say so you're asleep and then you like you go upstairs so i'm like okay page is passed out and i'm just like recovering from whatever i just went through and i was texting and i'm like this is perfect it's 11 o 'clock i'm gonna go to sleep i have to wake up early anyway looks you know i hear a little

19:55Hannah Berner: well i went to the bathroom i like brushed my teeth i really got ready for bed and then i was like what am i doing we haven't even chatted so it's 11 15 page comes down and i'm like oh my god

20:08Paige DeSorbo: we haven't gossiped at all so then we go through our typical gossip we have like a couple

20:12Hannah Berner: we do we have a couple yeah that are like long lasting that we update our classics

20:20Paige DeSorbo: then we see if there's anything new then we sit to see if we forgot anything which we 100 always do and then by the time we're ended with that we have to start the gossip over again and then we say oh we talked about that then we tell each other gossip each other told each other

20:38Hannah Berner: then if there's time we get personal so like you could have gossip about yourself that's

20:48Hannah Berner: and that's done in a whisper octave okay and that's that's at the very end because that's

20:57Paige DeSorbo: deep secret to secret oh mind you at some point the dog started licking my hand and like was looking for a pretty long time but at that point i was like when i like the hand's dirty at this point let's let him have some fun page is like page is like down dog page trying to control a dog is so funny she's like no stop it i'm like everyone's getting really annoyed by you you're like you're embarrassing the family you're embarrassing me meanwhile kitty's being perfect just sitting on the stair perfect then page tells me go to your bedroom where she got me she had chips chocolate and a water which is perfect i get there not five seconds later five four three two one daphne walks in acting like she wasn't gonna walk in yeah like oh interesting just you happen to be here she's like this is my favorite room it's funny that someone told you that i let her smell my finger and then i know i give her the little side cheek pads which tells a cat i know what you like baby this is my first rodeo i'll take

22:14Hannah Berner: care of you immediately flops after that she flops and then she jumps on the bed and then i was like

22:20Paige DeSorbo: you mind if i do a little photo shoot i know you normally have high rates for this but like i'm your girl i'm your godmother she's like yeah i love my fans she's like fine give the fans what they want to a full photo shoot she's laying down she's fully posing um and then we fell asleep together she's the best lovely it was and then i woke up in the morning go downstairs pages passed out on the couch and we had a nice little morning

22:47Hannah Berner: chat and it was just beautiful it was so no it was so much fun no you did make me watch an

22:53Paige DeSorbo: insane documentary though i actually got so nervous because page is like what should i watch and i was like watch the widower on netflix it's so good and then i realized like page doesn't she wants to watch a cute like um period piece like don't make her watch this but you got into it i

23:11Hannah Berner: got really into it and you want to know why because i had watched my period piece all day and it's it was it was like intense and i had to take a break from it almost a little bit i was watching um um east of eden with florence puke is it good it's very good it's just like here's the thing i like my period pieces clean and pretty and like there's a princess and she's trying to get out and she does some crazy stuff like i understand it's realistic like a period piece but like when i feel like they're dirty sometimes i can't get off of that no i'm just like i'm like okay but is one of you gonna get royal who's gonna become a princess is all you care but it's so funny

23:58Paige DeSorbo: wait did you see there's a disney movie coming out cartoon about like cinderella but from the perspective of the wicked stepsisters and be and how they're not actually wicked at all they're actually girls girls they're girls girls and they like have their own issues and i'm like yeah like

24:16Hannah Berner: who's actually the villain that was like a precursor in like women hating women

24:21Paige DeSorbo: Yeah. Also, it was only from Cinderella's perspective. So I'm really open to seeing some confessionals from the evil stepsisters. Yeah. Who, like, when your name is the evil stepsisters, it's really hard to rebrand.

24:33Hannah Berner: Especially because the evil stepsisters were a brunette and a redhead. And it's like, oh, let me tell you the amount of times I've been in a situation with a lying blonde. Okay, honey?

24:44Paige DeSorbo: By the way, any blonde that messages us is like, sorry, I'm blonde, but I'm a good one. No, it's for the bit. I'm kidding. I love blondes. You know, I like to surround myself with hot blondes.

24:54Hannah Berner: If I could be blonde, I would be. We can't pull it off. No, but like one day when I do cut my pixie, I am going to like go blonde at some point during it.

25:03Paige DeSorbo: I'm going to be so obsessed with you. Not that I'm not already.

25:07Hannah Berner: No, I know. It's just like things to look. Here's the thing about life. You have to think of things. Here's the thing about life. No, seriously. Give a girl a podcast. Here's the thing about life. You have to think of things that you can look forward to. Like one of my moms, I feel like pillars of raising children and I hated it all growing up. But now as an adult, I'm like, wait, I do that in my like adult life now is like you can't do too much too quick. Like anytime I'd ask her to do something and she'd be like, no, that's in age inappropriate. Like you'll do that in a couple of years and it'll be appropriate and you'll have the best time.

25:47Hannah Berner: and I would like freak out because my friends were allowed to do so many things now when I look back I'm like oh my god if I had done all of that I would have been over it by the time I was like 20 and then you just like keep going and you keep going so you have to like really think of the

26:05Paige DeSorbo: you can have a dopamine burnout like Justin Bieber yeah and it's kind of like a way to

26:09Hannah Berner: romanticize your life so like my pixie cut is like oh my god I can't wait for like who is that girl that is like yeah let's do it today like what is she gonna be like what's her life look like and it's fun for me to make up scenarios in my head and you're so Nana not to get morbid but my

26:26Paige DeSorbo: Nana who's like 83 at this point um she loves when I tell her me and you have something going on or I have something going on like when we had Radio City she was like oh good I have something to look forward to I'll live a little bit longer I will get an outfit and I'll get my hair done and And I'll make sure I last till then. No, it's true. So then I have to keep doing that so she keeps living. Yeah.

26:50Hannah Berner: It's a lot of pressure. Now, you have to be aware of men that do that, though, in relationships with vacations. That is a manipulative tactic to keep you in. Because they think if you've agreed to something in the coming months, beware.

27:05Paige DeSorbo: You know what's crazy? I did have a guy very early on say, like, we should. And he said some crazy vacation. and it's like not once did even go on Expedia.com right because then when you want to break up with

27:17Hannah Berner: them they throw like we're supposed to go on vacation in like two months like am I just gonna cancel it and I'm like I don't give a fuck about anything that's planned you could have

27:26Paige DeSorbo: planned a full wedding I don't care breakups vacations weddings um all of having a baby there's no good time yeah you just do it or you don't because when i've like postponed breaking up with guys and then i realized like there's an excuse every weekend every time i'm like no just do it i have to do it i did once wait for my mom to go on vacation to do it because like my mom liked this one guy for me and i was like you can't be involved in this mom i didn't want to ruin her vacation so i didn't tell her then he got back and i was like oh he's he's out and she was like thank you for not telling me when I was having like a margarita on the beach I actually would

28:07Hannah Berner: love to hear how you break up with someone because I feel like your style would be so like breakup style yeah like I feel like your breakup style is like okay look like you're gonna figure your life out and oh I go full life coach yeah like I feel like you're like you are so good at this this and this you give like a scenario and then you're like but you have to

28:31Paige DeSorbo: take me out of it i've had multiple like actually very sad breakups where i'm like you are great yeah we're not gonna get married yeah anything that was bad was just like weird situationship shit yeah i'm not mad at anyone i'm i just i'm like here's some tissues wait this is not going to work but it's hard but it's mature and then i don't message him ever again i just started laughing

28:57Hannah Berner: because remember when we were watching that documentary and the guy came on the screen and he goes this is a psychotic person this is an evil person and i just go me after breaking up

29:08Paige DeSorbo: this is page though is when she's with someone she is so loving and so caring and like can't see it and the second she's out of it she's like why don't you tell me that and i'm like babe

29:20Hannah Berner: because i'm supportive no uh yeah where i feel like when i break up with someone i'm like you need real doctors to help with this i can no longer be of service to you i think you're dangerous like i've done all my research you're unbalanced i'm scared and no it's certainly not me i'm perfect um well i feel like once you really know someone once you what is that is that a lot

29:49Paige DeSorbo: sorry that yeah for what just in case anyone passes by wait so when anyone walks by your house you have a it gets recorded you know what you can never be too safer sorry no i as i get

30:02Hannah Berner: older and older i'm like you can never be too safe she's holding a sword right now you can never be too cautious wait actually i randomly got an axe in like a gifting thing and i looked at and i go yeah i'll put this by my bed gifted you an axe this was like a whole

30:23Paige DeSorbo: thing don't even wait your birthday present is me just giving you like a samurai sword

30:31Hannah Berner: can we talk about the difference between a home that's furnished and a home that's intentional because if you're still living with a mattress on the floor at 25 that's crazy and cozy is here to help bed frames sofas rugs shelves tables cozy has everything and it all comes in boxes directly to your door. Cozy furniture is modular so the piece you buy for your current place can reconfigure to fit your next one and you can always add as your space and taste evolves. You can swap covers when you want to change and they go right in the wash whenever you spill something. If you have no clue where to start they offer free one-on-one design consultations so a real person can help you plan your space.

31:12Hannah Berner: No fees. So transform your living space today with Cozy. That's C-O-Z-E-Y.com. Make yourself at home. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. There are plenty of reasons we put off getting support, and for a lot of people, cost is one of them. With BetterHelp, insurance options may now be available nationwide, with an average copay for eligible members of just$23 per person. And while we're reconsidering old assumptions, maybe there are a few others worth questioning too. Being a woman can be hard in so many different situations in life. You have to be ambitious but not too intimidating. be there for everyone but still make time for yourself have it all together but don't look like you're trying too hard and so many different questions can come up should i have focused on my career more am i being a good partner am i even a good friend you have to consider where all of these rules came from and whether you would ever impose them on someone you care about and sometimes talking to someone who's completely out of the situation really is the answer and you can get clarity.

32:12Hannah Berner: If you've been wanting to start therapy, BetterHelp works with more than 125 health plan networks and eligible members have an average copay of just$23 per session with insurance. Don't have insurance or live outside the US? You can still get 10 % off your first month. Visit BetterHelp.com slash Giggly Squad to explore your payment options. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P.com slash Giggly Squad. Today's episode is sponsored by SoFi, the everything app for smarter money. We won podcast of the year. We wrote a book. We have a tour. We have a company. Technically, we are businesswomen now. And honestly, that's terrifying because you don't build a company out of giggling without eventually having to learn how money works.

32:54Hannah Berner: We learned in public, mostly by getting things wrong at first, like finding out our money could be earning money just by sitting there. Because apparently having money sit in a checking account doing absolutely nothing is not a financial strategy. That's where SoFi can help. SoFi checking and savings can help your money actually work harder for you. You can earn a competitive APY with eligible direct deposit and there are no account fees. You can also get paid up to two days early with direct deposit, track your spending, save toward your goals and manage everything in one app. And right now you can earn up to$50 or$400 cash bonus when you open a SoFi checking and savings account and set up eligible direct deposit of at least$1 ,000.

33:36Hannah Berner: Terms apply. So take it from two businesswomen who had to learn a lot of this stuff too. Make your money work a little harder. Open a SoFi checking and savings account today. Head to SoFi.com slash giggly to learn more and get started. SoFi checking and savings is offered through a SoFi bank and a member FDIC. I love a sweet treat. I'm always looking for a sweet treat and I certainly can't eat something without having a sweet treat. Cachava's new salted caramel flavor is one of my favorite flavors that they even make. It's salty, it's sweet. What is better together? Also, I feel like Kitty knows that around 4 o 'clock, I need a sweet treat, and I'm always craving something salty and sweet.

34:17Hannah Berner: And if that wasn't good enough, cachava is all the nutrition your body craves in one delicious simple shake. Just two scoops provide complete nutrition to your body with protein, fiber, greens, and so much more. Cachava provides no fillers, no nonsense, all clean nutrition, no artificial flavors, colors, sweeteners, preservatives, and they have the best flavors. Matcha, coconut acai, strawberry, coffee, chocolate mint, cinnamon French toast, and of course, salted caramel. Embrace your salty side. Go to cachava.com and use code Giggly for 15 % off your first order. That's cachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A.com with code Giggly.

35:00Paige DeSorbo: okay you're gonna love this i haven't watched bravo since covid and you basically were like hannah you have to watch the real housewives of london now this is a thing about the london girls they're british so this is a different brand like this doesn't remind me of anything i'm not having any ptsd also you talked about this on the kardashian pod what they're fighting about is so not relatable. Yeah. It's beautiful. Can you give some examples?

35:33Hannah Berner: Obviously, they all get invited to different things and different events and red carpets, and they claim that you didn't get a personal invitation to Buckingham Palace. You paid for it. You bought a ticket to it. Or you went into a store, you asked if you could borrow dresses. You didn't just buy the dress.

35:50Paige DeSorbo: My favorite is she doesn't own a castle. She owns a - She's the largest stakeholder.

35:56Hannah Berner: she's a stakeholder and stop telling people you own a castle you know what my mom's phrase for it is shining shit it's a really good phrase for like when i explain it it's basically like whenever someone is doing something that's like a routine thing or like yeah okay it's not that impressive they twist it to make it sound like it's 10 times more impressive when in reality you could be something doing something way more impressive but you're just like it's whatever because you're like being humble so my mom would always say like yeah he shines shit and makes it seem like he's like

36:33Paige DeSorbo: the best and that's what they do they're obsessed with being ladies like they'll be like yeah yelling at each other at times and they're like you're not a lady i'm a lady you're not a lady and no one thinks you're a lady and everyone was talking about how you're not a lady and you keep your legs you're the longest legs in london but the widest legs because you're not a lady yeah but

36:54Hannah Berner: like also at what age well one at what age does slut shaming stop start getting impressive like she's 60 and getting dick whenever she wants wait that's amazing amazing what i feel like i stopped caring i stopped caring the last time a man asked me like my body count i was like would you just ask me and i made him feel like a loser for asking because that's like a loser question and i think that's the last time i cared like what anyone ever said about like a sexual i'm like

37:30Paige DeSorbo: what like you're a freak guys asking your body count is crazy um what is it on on tiktok someone had a great oh my god they had a great response to it when a guy says what's your body count say same as your mom's yeah you know what i said to you know what i said to my mom the other day

37:49Hannah Berner: i was like on paper i'm like a better man than every man okay taylor swift i literally was like i've had sex with more people than you she goes okay

38:02Paige DeSorbo: okay i'm your mother um with the real ladies of london yeah they're so funny because they they love like impressing each other with things and they're so mean to each other and do you know

38:18Hannah Berner: that see that season two is out right now but and i had so excited well i had to download my vpn because i have to watch it illegally because it's not available in america yet i kind of want to

38:27Paige DeSorbo: watch the traitors uk because my friend comedian joanne mcnally is on it i heard it's really good like i just think british and like british the london girls everything they say is so much meaner but they also like amanda was like you're a criminal yeah like no you're a criminal you hate your husband yeah you live in a swamp nobody likes you you live in a swamp back to paddington back to paddington no it's it's insane and then the one american girl is like so chicago

39:01Hannah Berner: she's just like what are you talking about she's just like she's how i feel like i would react in that moment too i just be like wait what are you saying like you look crazy not me you know

39:14Paige DeSorbo: she's so genuinely flabbergasted they're so mean though that like they just keep getting over it because they're all so mean to each other like every episode they're like you can't with the low blows and she's like i'm so sorry and the next one's like you're ugly and so is your child

39:30Hannah Berner: they do sometimes bring their kids into it yeah the one was like you're a bad mother and she was like oh my god but it's also like it's not even the fight that was just like a side part of it just dropping that it's crazy speaking of the outfits i actually do think a lot of them dress poorly like i'm actually sometimes i'm actually shocked by a lot of their outfits i really think juliette hands down dresses the best well juliette is like the

39:58Paige DeSorbo: influencer of the group i like that some of their styles are consistent though like you know one of them loves patterns yeah juliette the other juliette and she's mixing them she's mixing them she's mixing them yeah may juliet mayhew and she's like stop calling yourself the queen you're not a queen and she's like i'm royal highness oh my god it's so funny in season two they're like she says

40:21Hannah Berner: she's an actress she's like all these things and they're like you're a liar no it's just so good you have to watch it so good i think british humor is just so much more not take yourself seriously where i feel like american humor it's like wait is that going to offend someone is someone going to get their feelings hurt where brits are kind of like they're not as involved i feel like with feelings they're almost more like push it down like get over it where americans are very like

40:48Paige DeSorbo: talk about it like the two-legged goes and you're a swinger like that was an entire season of of the mormon real secret wives yeah but this was just a side note in the london one well you know what's

41:01Hannah Berner: funny is because like i feel like we obviously like our roots are reality tv and i never mind getting asked questions about reality tv because it was such a time in my life and but i always think about like we always get asked would we ever go back on reality tv now if we were ever thrust into a real housewife setting again in no situation in my entire life now being out of it would i ever be able to make it and think like this is serious like i would they would fire me immediately because anything someone said to me i would immediately be like make it a joke well

41:46Paige DeSorbo: they fired me immediately because i wouldn't respond to anyone yelling at me i'd be like i just sit there but i'm not i'm like i'm not responding to this i can't do this bravo bravo

41:55Hannah Berner: bravo i'd be a horrible reality tv person now look back then you know you're in confessionals

42:02Paige DeSorbo: and they'll be like okay this scene happened it looked like this can you tell us it'll be good what if you tell us that this was annoying from this person? And even if you don't think it's annoying, you're like, Oh, they need this. And you'll be like, and you could tell when the people don't want to do in confessionals, they'll be like, that was kind of annoying. Yeah. I don't want to say it. And the producer's like, just give us a line. Just give us a line. Everyone's going to think she's annoying. Yeah. Oh my God. Everyone's already, people are going to think you're fake. If you don't say she's annoying, it's clear she's annoying you in it.

42:30Paige DeSorbo: Like it's so easy to get this out of people. But that's why even when you watch that, like there's some scenes that I'm like, I fucking hate this girl and I tell myself don't hate anyone and then the next scene I'm like I fucking love her and then I'm like and that is reality yeah because it's entertaining you and that neither are real yeah like these are long conversations that are cut up and don't make sense also okay so what do you guys think Juliette I'm at this part of the season one yeah she private jets everyone to her castle that she partly owns yep and treats them like insane yeah like takes them to a private island caviar lobster just everything you can imagine i have such a response for this question keep going apparently at the very end i guess some people put stuff on their rooms because it's like a michelin star hotel so everyone was leaving and the butler was like so sorry you guys have like an outstanding bill it's like a hundred dollars for you a hundred for you a hundred dollars for you and the girls were like what the fuck this this this woman who's like i own the castle this is my castle what do you think okay so essentially the woman that owns

43:44Hannah Berner: the castle invited all these women paid for everything but then at the end of the trip they did have small bills like a hundred dollars two hundred dollars the women who were invited thought that the owner the inviter should have paid all of those bills now I agree that she kept saying I'm the owner of this castle I like I'm paying for everything I think that she should have said like if they have any remaining balances just anything from their rooms put on my room she should have done that but the reason she actually wins the argument is because I think it's in way a worse taste to bring up that they have to personally pay for it than it was her not paying for it if I received a bill I would have just paid it and like tipped and never brought it up but I think it was so trashy that they brought it up and like brought it up to her like you didn't

44:43Paige DeSorbo: pay my bill I 100 % agree with you because you also have to think all these women are loaded also there was so many moving pieces to that trip like if i got a hundred dollar bill i would i mean look as juliette the one who owned the castle i would have tried to make sure that no one at any point had to pay for anything so that no one could leave with any kind of like muttering but i would not be upset that i had to pay two hundred dollars before you just got a full weekend free

45:14Hannah Berner: yeah you're like oh my god they also should have like did they even bring her a gift i don't think anyone did anyone even bring her like a hostess gift i and i don't know how she responds to it

45:26Paige DeSorbo: but i would have been like oh people are talking shit oh my god so sorry let me let me because it

45:31Hannah Berner: let me pay for all of it she yeah she wants you she eventually does because then at first she's upset but um wait i love that you're watching reality tv well it means that i healed a little yes that is like so exciting because it really is anthropology but i do not like when they make

45:50Paige DeSorbo: people look bad and then it hurts their lives it's too painful for me yeah i really don't like it but but this show is a show that does it well where they could have from the very beginning be like we're gonna make panthea the monster and everyone hate panthea and i don't like watching bull i I actually love Panthea. Well, but they could have easily been like, Panthea talks a lot. We can get crazy stuff out of her. Let's make everyone hate her. But instead, every episode, they have a different person you can hate. And that's called sharing is caring. It's so lazy and easy to make one person the scapegoat.

46:26Hannah Berner: Even though Panthea is loud and her delivery is like a bit much, she never really does lie. Like it always does come out that she's like low-key telling the truth. I feel like.

46:36Paige DeSorbo: one thing i don't like that she does which is true is when you tell someone gossip about themselves you are spreading that gossip like who the fuck would ever tell someone else gossip about themselves no page if i knew someone was talking shit about you we're different best friends are different that's different but i've had people come up to me and say did you know people are saying this about you yeah and i knew they were just saying that to upset me because if 100 you wouldn't have said that and that's what when panthea just keeps being like you know people are saying this about you people are saying this she's just trying to get it on camera no that's evil and amanda first responded very classly but then you could tell she was like i can't do this anymore but then amanda she went went for the jugular this actually reminds me because i feel

47:27Hannah Berner: it always pops up on my tiktok but tinks talked about this and asked this question if if you meet someone if you're like being either being introduced to someone or you say like hi how are you like nice to meet you and that person says back oh we've met before do you think that's rude or

47:46Paige DeSorbo: it's how they say it the tone because i've had people be like oh my god we've met before don't worry about don't worry about it versus we map a fire yes okay i completely agree because when you think about it like if you see someone i would go you were so busy you were running around yeah i've heard you say that i because i love to be like we actually have a connection that's different

48:09Hannah Berner: than being like yeah yeah because like if people do it to me i'm like how dare you but then if i do it to someone i'm like actually we have a mutual friend we met at this dinner was like so

48:20Paige DeSorbo: long ago like yeah you you are so good at that because yeah you go this is not on you this is me just like yeah remembering um I also think because this has happened to me many a time I never say nice to meet you I always say nice to see you to everyone nice to see you nice to see you that's I should actually do that so I can avoid that because it's like you could have seen

48:43Hannah Berner: him on zoom nice to see you yeah okay that's actually good but it's also like and I didn't

48:49Paige DeSorbo: I didn't say I saw you before I'm just saying nice to see you now right right okay that's actually

48:54Hannah Berner: smart it's changed my life because I say nice to see you to everyone because I've said nice to meet you before and people have been like I was on the zoom and I was like yeah let's not get into and that was a small square and how dare you how dare you how dare you try and make me look like

49:12Paige DeSorbo: I am rude right now you're like I was wearing sunglasses I was doing gua sha no I don't remember i was off camera i treated it as a phone call my favorite is when page we have a group called page is like i'm off camera so when everyone goes off camera i don't know i come on i'm on camera it's weird to then go off camera then i start loving that it's just me talking to myself

49:35Hannah Berner: you love being on camera when everyone's off do you want to know why though because if i'm off

49:40Paige DeSorbo: camera i'm gonna tell you the truth i'm not fucking paying attention and i need to hold

49:45Hannah Berner: myself accountable no you want to know what my off-camera thing is is i have to be really like aware of my face because my natural just like resting face like i really i have so many screenshots of you on zoom so uninterested so and like sometimes i am so you never know but i feel

50:02Paige DeSorbo: like it's good because i feel like i'm too bubbly so like we need your intimidation and the second you talk people are like well they're either like she's so nice or definitely wasn't paying attention

50:13Hannah Berner: well like if i have to go through 15 intros and what everyone's job is and like a fun fact about

50:18Paige DeSorbo: them like i then i'm like i can't we're playing improv games zing zack rom zoo wait i had one of

50:27Hannah Berner: those in person like a couple weeks ago i was like at this like shoot and the guy was like okay now everyone go around and say like what your job is and your name and in my head i was like i felt so Gen Z because I was like, I feel like people only do this on Zoom. But then I remembered like it was a real life thing. You got such a Zoom activity. It's such a Zoom thing. Anyway. Want more cash? You can get a$450 bonus after your first 45 deliveries with Uber Eats. That's$450 on top of your earnings. Yes, really. So sign up and start delivering with Uber Eats. Complete within 14 days of sign up.

51:05Hannah Berner: Ends 11.1. Terms apply. See out for details.

51:06Paige DeSorbo: Okay, I have something to share with you guys because it genuinely made my week. I had one of those days, you know, when back to back you have no brakes, brain is completely fried. And on my way home, I took a Waymo and I just was able to melt. Waymo is an autonomous ride. So the driver's seat is empty. Your own private space. And look, I get social anxiety and sometimes I get in a car and I have like 40 minutes driving somewhere. And I just want to be in my own thoughts, scrolling my own phone, listening to my own music. and then I'm stuck talking to someone in some awkward situation getting trauma dumped on and that's why Waymo is perfect and I feel so safe.

51:46Paige DeSorbo: There's no judgment, no audience, no weirdness, just me, my music, and my own thoughts. It sounds so simple but it felt like the reset I didn't even know I needed, like that safe ride home became my time and now I genuinely look forward to it. So if you've had one of those days or just need a little time to yourself for a personal reset, Giggly Squad has you. If you live in a city with Waymos, download the Waymo app and use code Giggly to get 20 % off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

52:14Hannah Berner: And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, sign up to help bring Waymo your way at waymo.com slash giggly. This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Affogato. Lately, I've been realizing that luxury doesn't have to mean some huge splurge. Sometimes it's just taking a few minutes to yourself during a busy day. I have one of these moments, oh, I don't know, every day around 2 o 'clock. Whether that's making a pick-me-up coffee or maybe I just need to scroll for a little bit on the couch. That's why I'm actually so excited about the new Hershey's Salted Caramel and Affogato Creme Bars available now.

52:53Hannah Berner: I absolutely love a treat-yourself moment in the middle of the day. and this is a classic Hershey's milk chocolate layered with a salted caramel or affogato creme filling so it feels a little elevated while still being your favorite Hershey's chocolate. Pick up the new Hershey's creme bars in salted caramel or affogato wherever you shop for snacks and choose happiness with every bite. Okay, autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look. Going to work? Outfit. Leading a meeting? Outfit. Getting drinks with your friends?

53:26Hannah Berner: Obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with alleys from Sam Edelman. They're a ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe, I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute. And I'm already envisioning my next outfit, straight leg jeans, an oversized blazer, and a little shoulder bag. Very, I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers too. She has the Mikayla, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane.

54:02Hannah Berner: And this season it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy, and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two. Like the new Tegan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready to wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically, you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a t-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15 % off with code Giggly15.

54:37Paige DeSorbo: Oh, Grace tried to get me divorced. Pray tell. Okay, Grace and I were hanging out this weekend because we're actually working on a very fun project that we will talk about later but there was a dog in the vicinity first let me just say okay they're these cute dogs that come in everyone's petting them grace is scared of dogs grace gets the bravery to approach this dog we have to like give her a pep talk we're like the dogs are great you see how they're acting with everyone it's gonna be great she walks up to them the dog immediately starts growling and barking

55:09Hannah Berner: at her like causing a scene and i'm like a dog like how big it was a big dog it was big so she's

55:16Paige DeSorbo: like fully traumatized but then this dog for whatever reason is i think it's because i was in my luteal phase obsessed with me like and i was sweating so like at one point the dog starts licking my armpit and then it starts like suckling on it like i'm its mother and i don't know how to act with dogs no but i was like is this its love language like i don't know what to do so grace starts videoing me um and the the dog is suckling on me and i'm like

55:50Hannah Berner: suckling i will literally jump through the screen and kill you are you kidding you i can't believe you just tried to use it a second time that is one of the most foul things you've ever done telling a story i thought it was a scientific term no it's um no it's not

56:11Paige DeSorbo: with your invisalign too have you no manners or respect for this pod so pick me i'm like the dog wanted to suck my armpit no one else is but it was weird i'm like anyway so i'm like send this so then i go off do my own thing and i was like i'm so cute like sorry fedex is here i've been waiting for him oh my god you make sure everything goes i might have to get this proceed with your story so i'm like oh no i'm scared now um so i sent it as then i go off my merry way i'm like i'm such a good fun wife like i'm sending him oh he's like my boyfriend i'm sending him funny videos he loves dogs like that's his love language at the end of the day i look at this video that was sent to him i have like eight chins like you know i'm like laughing like yeah it is the most the angle it was the most disgusting video i've ever taken to myself like to the point i'm like no one proofread this and she was like you told me to send it to him and i'm like yeah because in my head i looked like really like cute yeah dog like picked me and i was like haha i literally was like grace you have to send us the hottest video of me you have on your phone just send it don't say anything we just need to like like i have a moment and you guys know like i don't care about how i look yeah this was this was bad and i looked at grace and i said oh girls go like you

57:34Hannah Berner: felt like you were almost like disrespecting your husband with it no i was like this is me

57:39Paige DeSorbo: actively trying to hurt my marriage like i went out of my way causing a fight distress i'm opening the door halfway for him so then i call him when i get home and i'm like he doesn't answer seeing if he's acting different he's like hey and i'm like yeah sorry that video was like did you say really weird angle and he goes didn't even look as you looked at the dog didn't even notice and i was like i don't know that's so him and but that's so him we want to see a dog and also like he just loves my aura no he does he truly does but but honestly that's that story's

58:17Hannah Berner: inspiring because the level of comfort and calm you found within your own home but also you were born that way like you don't give a fuck no but it was that bad of a video that i'm like no one

58:27Paige DeSorbo: should see this of me and i i post crazy shit of me on the internet yeah and i've been like smiling in front of Des this whole time.

58:34Hannah Berner: See, part of Josephine's job description is she does DM Joe. Like, every time I post something insane and she will be like, you are so lucky, you should count your... Like, she bullies Joe on Instagram.

58:47Paige DeSorbo: I love that she takes a photo and is like, just want to make sure you saw this fourth post on the grid.

58:53Hannah Berner: She goes, sometimes she'll be like, we rearranged, so look at it.

58:58Paige DeSorbo: Like, just want to make sure you don't miss this detail. And also, like, look at her little feet in here. ask des like does this necklace mess up my outfit and he'll look at me and be like didn't even say you were wearing a necklace it's just like straight man stuff i guess wait can i do a woman in some of

59:13Hannah Berner: the week who i love do you know who i'm a huge fan of give me a genre i love when we play this and like she's british she's british she's in fashion she's british she's in fashion she has

59:26Paige DeSorbo: short hair alexa chung i am so obsessed with alexa chung she had a talk show yeah that was so cool it was on mtv i loved her talk show yeah she was effortlessly funny and actually no i'm mad at alexa chung because she gave me the confidence to before i went to my first year of college to cut my hair like hers and turns out i don't have the jawline of alexa chung

59:51Hannah Berner: and I looked like a tiny British boy wait what was she like how did she have that talk show

59:59Paige DeSorbo: what was her job I don't know but I feel like she must have been kind of like it girl of London and I feel like they took a chance on her and she was it was like wow the cool British girl

1:00:12Hannah Berner: is giving me a glimpse of her life there's a couple people that I always think were always ahead of their time in their industry and almost like don't get the recognition that they deserve like chelsea handler going to netflix with her talk show like way before anyone else alexa chung just like the it girl fashion girly like lady gang they used to film their podcast before anyone films their podcast yeah um i also love her style yeah i love like calling back to that because yeah she was like an og fashion like it's called her story so anyway alexa chung we love you if you don't know alexa chung lor look into it she's amazing and inspirational are you gonna see verity did you read verity i read verity um okay my for you page is very 55 mixed i've gotten a lot of videos that were like i hated that movie and then i got a lot of videos that i love that movie i'm not gonna go see it but i'm definitely gonna stream it and i love ann hathaway so i'll watch

1:01:11Paige DeSorbo: whatever she is and i hear there's like jump scares i don't need that for my cortisol but Like I want to support the girls.

1:01:16Hannah Berner: It's a psychological sexual thriller. So it's right up my alley. You go, that's just how I wake up in the morning. I hate a thriller. But if it's a sexual one, I like it. Wait, a psychological sexual thriller? That's like, that's me on a Monday. That's like me looking forward to like my 40s. You know, like something weird and sexual is going to happen in my 40s.

1:01:41Paige DeSorbo: Do you know what I mean? Okay.

1:01:42Hannah Berner: Yeah, I'm into it.

1:01:43Paige DeSorbo: yeah i mean i don't really know what you mean but no i don't really either like what direction

1:01:48Hannah Berner: i don't know like i just feel like i'm like as a scorpio i like get more and more sexual as i get

1:01:54Paige DeSorbo: older for sure by the way i didn't realize till my 30s like how you actually when you ovulate are more attracted to people totally i wish i knew that in my 20s because like i'm pretty sure i had some crushes that were purely ovulation crushes but then you don't see them for a while and then

1:02:12Hannah Berner: you were like no i really believe that birth control changes like a lot of dating or like sometimes like even like the first couple days of my period i'm like i'm obsessed with you you're

1:02:25Paige DeSorbo: like humping a chair there's like a chair you're looking at the chair you're like is this chair

1:02:29Hannah Berner: flirting yeah like the corner of the couch you know which is funny though because men are always so like macho and like really when our like libido i feel like is rising they're just going down like age-wise i mean like if you compared our ages yes yeah sexuality only gets better for women

1:02:48Paige DeSorbo: which really is what they'd rather and that's why i think late in life lesbians are iconic because they're like oh i've been waiting to have this many orgasms let's go yeah and just like the

1:03:01Hannah Berner: feng shui of their homes i really i'll never get over thank you guys so much for giggling with us

1:03:06Paige DeSorbo: We love you so much. And talk to you later. Next week is going to be crazy. We're just going to leave it at that. Love you. Bye.

1:03:36Paige DeSorbo: on foot. However you work it, it's worth it. Sign up to deliver with Uber Eats and get a$450 bonus after your first 45 deliveries. Complete within 14 days of sign up. Ends 11.1. Terms apply. See app for details.