Are Birkins Better Investments Than the Stock Market? The Truth About Luxury Investing with Dana Auslander

4 May 2026 · 46 min · 25 chapters

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In short

Whether Birkin (and Kelly) bags can outperform the stock market, and how to invest via Luxus (an alternative investment fund) without buying bags yourself.

Guest backgrounds

Dana Auslander (Donna Oslander) spent 20 years in investment management; she is a lawyer and former hedge fund/private equity executive (including Blackstone). She founded Luxus, an alternative investment firm with a dedicated Birkin fund; Christie's Ventures is on its cap table.

Key claims

Viral “Birkin beats S&P 500” headlines are misleading because they ignore fees and liquidity. She targets returns from the spread between primary (retail) and secondary prices, not just appreciation. For consumers, net lifetime ROI is estimated around 18–20%; fund gross per-bag ~35–40%, net ~25–27%. Birkin/Kelly are “quota” (manufactured scarcity) Veblen goods; Chanel flat bags are not “investment grade.”

Notable examples

Jane Birkin’s provenance Birkin sold for $10.8M (10-minute Paris auction); Sotheby’s also sold another Jane Birkin for $3M. She cites Hermes price increases and the RealReal’s role in digitizing resale. She warns about counterfeits and notes authentication via blind stamps/stitching and staff experts.

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Chapters

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Investing in Birkins vs. Stock Market

3:47 to 5:00

Nicole and Dana discuss whether Birkins are better investments than stocks.

“Are Birkins better investments than the stock market?”

Understanding Returns on Birkins

5:00 to 6:28

Dana explains the average returns on Birkins and the impact of resale fees.

“I'm Nicole Lapin, the only financial expert you don't need a dictionary to understand.”

The Lifecycle of Luxury Bags

6:28 to 7:39

They discuss how long to hold luxury bags and the impact on returns.

“Huge, like up and to the right, you know.”

Market Dynamics of Birkins

7:39 to 9:11

Dana details the market restrictions and how to invest in Birkins.

“So if somebody doesn't know, how much is a Birkin?”

The Secondary Market's Role

9:11 to 10:40

They explore the importance of the secondary market for luxury goods.

“I think the secondary market and really the invention of the RealReal back in 2012 was when all of it became sort of digital.”

Record-Breaking Birkin Auctions

10:40 to 14:01

Dana recounts her experience at a record-setting Birkin auction.

“So the first fund that we launched was 15 months, and we've already sold 25 out of 50 bags.”

Introduction to Luxury Handbags as Investments

14:01 to 14:20

Learn about the potential financial returns of luxury handbags like Birkins.

“So is that the most expensive Birkin ever?”

The Holy Trinity of Luxury Goods

14:20 to 15:35

Explore how different luxury brands, including Hermes and Chanel, affect investment value.

“Birkin without actually buying it itself.”

Consumer Experience with Luxury Purchases

15:35 to 16:50

Understand the buyer's mindset when purchasing high-end handbags versus stocks.

“you wanted to give it to the RealReal, you're likely going to get the listing price will probably be less than the price you bought it for.”

The Market Dynamics of Birkins and Kellys

16:50 to 19:10

Discuss the unique market conditions affecting the resale value of luxury handbags.

“I'm going to use this as a consumer or I'm going to use this as an investment?”
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Impact of COVID-19 on Luxury Goods

19:10 to 21:50

Analyze how the pandemic influenced the buying patterns and prices of luxury handbags.

“And, you know, generally in entertainment right now, everybody's talking about live streaming and live shopping.”

Counterfeiting and Authenticity Challenges

21:50 to 23:50

Explore the rise of counterfeit luxury handbags and methods to verify authenticity.

“and every guy who's making a lot of money in the K-shaped recovery has a wife or a mom or a sister or someone who really wants a Birkin.”

The K-Shaped Economy and Luxury Spending

23:50 to 26:25

Understand how economic disparities affect luxury goods purchasing behavior.

“I can really tell if I see something off on that.”

Investment Opportunities in Luxury Handbags

26:25 to 28:00

Discover the creation of investment funds dedicated to luxury handbags and their structure.

“And where would the best options be if you're trying to go to a second dairy market and not get screwed on the fees?”

The Birth of Luxus and Investment Philosophy

28:00 to 29:20

Learn how Dana Auslander founded Luxus and her investment approach.

“versus just a consumer good that people wore around.”

The Journey into Luxury Investments

29:20 to 31:10

Discover the evolution of Luxus and its focus on luxury goods.

“So you've got many hedge fund managers who have art collectors or car collectors or wine collectors.”

Operational Insights on Buying and Selling Birkins

31:10 to 33:10

Understand the logistics of sourcing and selling luxury handbags.

“The stock is very expensive, but they're running great numbers.”

Investment Criteria and Risks in Luxury Assets

33:10 to 34:50

Examine the risks and qualifications of investing in luxury assets.

“But really the first couple of were, the first two funds were in the US only.”

Comparing Birkins to Stock Investments

34:50 to 36:40

Learn how investing in Birkins compares to traditional stock investments.

“Or have you allowed like an SPV, which is a...”

The Unique Market Dynamics of Luxury Goods

36:40 to 38:40

Explore how the luxury market operates independently of the stock market.

“So is this the right bag for Sotheby's and their clients?”

Understanding Manufactured Scarcity in Luxury

38:40 to 42:00

Gain insights into the concept of manufactured scarcity in luxury brands.

“We have 80 bags now between fund one and fund two.”

The Future of Wealth Tech and Luxury Investing

42:00 to 43:30

Exploring how Hermes and other luxury brands are adapting to new generations.

“And that's really what we're leveraging.”

Evaluating Luxury Asset Classes as Investments

43:30 to 45:50

Assessing watches, art, wine, and jewelry for investment potential.

“The crypto market interfered with watches because so many crypto bros bought watches.”

Timelessness of Luxury Investments: Birkins and Beyond

45:50 to 46:52

Discussing the lasting value of Birkins and how they compare to other investments.

“So if somebody is thinking about investing in the stock market or getting a Birkin.”

Empowering Women in Financial Literacy

46:52 to 47:26

Emphasizing the importance of financial literacy for women and owning their investment journey.

“And I've been talking to so many women who are doing this.”
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3:40Nicole Lapin:Checking account ranking based on a J.D. Power survey published October 20, 2025. For more information on APY rates, MyPay, SpotMe, and Travel Perks, go to chime.com slash disclosures. Are Birkins better investments than the stock market? What would the average annual return actually be? Per bag, it would probably be about 35 to 40 percent for our fund at least. Headlines like these about the Birkin beating the S &P 500 have gone viral. But are they real? Today, I'm talking to Donna Oslander, who spent 20 years in investment management, and now she's on to her most fun project yet by far, building Luxus.

4:14Nicole Lapin:It's an alternative investment firm with a dedicated Birkin fund. So she tells me the truth about luxury investments. Armez is known as a Veblen good. A Veblen good is this economic philosophy where when the price goes up, demand goes up. How to invest in a Birkin without actually buying one. The only way to be able to invest in Birkins and Kellys, in my opinion, is through a fund, through a diversified portfolio of bags. And the mind-blowing numbers behind it all. It started, I want to say, at about a million, not a million,$700 ,000. and I just wanted it to hit a million because then it would justify the investment thesis and it just kept going and going and going and finally it ended up with a Japanese reseller at$10.8 million.

5:00Nicole Lapin:I'm Nicole Lapin, the only financial expert you don't need a dictionary to understand. It's time for some money real.

5:14Nicole Lapin:Donna Oslander, welcome to Money Rehab. Thanks for having me. So excited to answer the age-old question, or I don't know if it's age-old question, the Instagram old question or TikTok old question. Are Birkins better investments than the stock market? Well, Hermes trades at 43x of its valuation, so it's a very expensive stock. The only way to be able to invest in Birkins and Kellys, in my opinion, is through a fund, through a diversified portfolio of bags. If you want to buy one for your personal collection, sure, you'll be able to sell it for a premium if you want. But you're not going to get probably, depending on what the condition of it is, you're probably not going to get what you hope for.

5:58And that's probably because the resale platforms take a big cut from the consignment fee, as we know.

6:05Nicole Lapin:Oh, that's for sure. I actually have been there. I sold a Birkin on the RealReal. And it did have somewhat of a return, but the fee is where you actually break even or lose some money from retail. Absolutely. And it's actually really, in my opinion, distorted the whole concept of it being an investment if you're single handedly trying to just sell your Birkin. Yeah, because what you're seeing online are all these charts that are like... Gross of fees. Yeah. Huge, like up and to the right, you know. But what would the average annual return actually be gross and then minus some of the platform fees?

6:41So per bag, it would probably be about 35 % to 40 % for our fund at least. Per bag, gross. And then net, it's around 25%, 27 % because of all the fees. And we've negotiated those fees down to barely anything. So for the average consumer, it would probably be – I mean, it's still a really great return. So it's still, it would be somewhere probably, I would say between 18 and 20%.

7:05Nicole Lapin:Over its lifetime. Over its sale, yeah, its lifetime. And it's not like gonna return something on an annual basis because it's just, it's like buying a real estate building, right? So it's just, if you buy a bag and then you wanna sell it, your ROI on it probably will be about 18 to 20 % on the consumer side. And typically how long is somebody gonna hold that bag then? 10 years, five years? It depends. I mean, it really depends on – for us, for the fund, it really – we want to sell it within 60 days of acquiring it because for us, the sales velocity matters. We set up the fund not to really rely on the appreciation of a Birkin but on the spread between the primary market and the secondary market.

7:48Wait, break that down in English.

7:50Nicole Lapin:Okay. So if somebody doesn't know, how much is a Birkin? A Birkin is – look, a 30 is$14 ,900, so$15 ,000. When I bought my first Birkin, it was 4 ,800 euro in 2005. And so Hermes has increased the price on it substantially. However, Hermes, Birkins, and Kellys are known as quota bags. And the reason they're called quota bags is because they are not publicized. They are not marketed. They are not offered to people. You can't just walk into a store and buy a Birkin or a Kelly. You have to have a spent history of about$25 ,000 to$50 ,000 a year on other Hermes goods to be able to even be eligible for a Birkin or a Kelly.

8:32And then at that point, you can maybe get a leather appointment. And even if you get the leather appointment, you're probably not going to get the bag that you want. It really depends on what your sales associate wants you to have.

8:46Nicole Lapin:It's crazy town. I mean, these are very, very, very high class rich people problems to have to go buy a sandal or an accessory or something to make nice, nice with the salespeople to maybe have the luxury or the privilege of dropping 15 grand on a bag that's maybe an ugly color. It's manufactured scarcity, but it works. And the hype around it has only grown. I think the secondary market and really the invention of the RealReal back in 2012 was when all of it became sort of digital. You had Amazon and eBay obviously getting to resale and auction well before, but it wasn't for luxury goods. And the RealReal was really the first time that luxury secondary market picked up.

9:33And since then, you've had re-bag. You've had what goes around comes around. and you've had all these resellers hyping up Hermes without any kind of feedback from Hermes. And, you know, Hermes just kind of stays away from all the resellers. And the hype has just gotten crazy. And you have TikTok and Instagram. You have solopreneurs who just have fan accounts and are selling bags all day long. So the ecosystem around it has made the demand skyrocket.

9:59Nicole Lapin:I mean, I'm partial. My best friend did start Tradesy. So we have to put them in the mix. I'm sorry. There's too many to count. Okay, so then let's follow the life cycle of that bag. If you're doing it just to be an investor, in which case you probably should leave it in the box, right? Like don't take it around, don't dirty it up. But 60 days to get a double digit return is insane. Well, for us, that's what's important. And you know, because we are a fund. So it's a diversified portfolio of bags, just like you would invest in a real estate fund. And the idea is to return 2x of MOIC, multiple uninvested capital within the liquidity period.

10:42So the first fund that we launched was 15 months, and we've already sold 25 out of 50 bags. And we're probably going to return 1.5x. But fund two that we launched last November when we got all the viral news media stuff, that is 30 months. And we'll definitely be able to return 2x of MOIC. And you're not going to get those kinds of returns in any other asset class right now. Even AI is questionable. I've seen you do a lot of shows on AI, and that's all anyone's talking about, and those valuations are through the roof. This is a more modest but much, much more capacity-constrained strategy.

11:23Nicole Lapin:Yeah, typically, and we've done videos breaking down how long it takes to double your money based on the investment return. So typically in the stock market, it will take you about seven years. If you're thinking of a 10 % year over year rate of return, it will take you about seven years to double your money. So you're saying it will take you 30 months or two and a half years. Yeah. Okay. Because again, these are Birkins and Kellys and there's a whole portfolio construction philosophy that goes into it. We're trying to buy new in the box bags, which to your point, have plastic still on them, receipts, orange boxes, and those are trading at a premium.

11:57And we also have pre-owned, which is what the Gen Zers and the millennials are buying. Pre-loved, pre-owned. The Peter Bags that have been made so popular by the Olsen twins that I personally also like. But for many, many, many people, especially millennials and Gen Z, the only entry point into a Birkin or a Kelly is going to be the secondary market. They're not going to be able to walk into Hermes and create the spending limit. So that's really for boomers and the Gen Xers for right now and some lucky millennials. But the secondary market is really, really become the place for the growth to explode.

12:33So all of our activities, the funds activities are happening in the secondary market.

12:38Nicole Lapin:Going back to what's become popularized is buying the actual bag. And we saw Jane Birkin, like the muse of the Birkin itself. Her bag sold for$10.1 million. In auction. Oh, you were in the room? I was in Paris. in the room where it happened? It was crazy. Tell me everything. 10-minute bidding war, and it was insane. Where did it start? It started, I want to say, at about$700 ,000, and I just wanted it to hit a million because then it would justify the investment thesis, and it just kept going and going and going, and finally it ended up with a Japanese reseller at$10.8 million. Oh,$10.8? Damn.

13:16It's crazy.

13:16Nicole Lapin:Does a bag like that also experience the annual rate of return that you quoted? That's a provenance bag. So that's only, you know, Jane Birkin only had four bags, four Birkins or five Birkins. The other one, a second one was sold off by Sotheby's also in Abu Dhabi for$3 million in December of last year. I was there for that too. And then the other two are with her daughters and will probably get passed down to her grandkids. But yeah, she was the muse of the Birkin bag, as you know, and it's created a complete frenzy around that. It was the second highest achieving fashion item in auction. The first one being Dorothy's red slippers.

13:56Oh, wow. That went for, I think,$30 million.

13:58Nicole Lapin:Wow. What a life you live, Donna. It sounds like to be your intern. This sounds amazing. So is that the most expensive Birkin ever? Yes, yes. That's the biggest sale for any handbag ever. Okay, so for anyone who's thinking, like, I'm turning off this episode because there's no way that I can drop all this money on a Birkin. We're going to talk about how to invest in the Birkin without actually buying it itself. But I want to step back and talk about this Holy Trinity, the Hermes, the Chanel, because it's not just the Birkin or the Kelly, as you mentioned, that can yield a return that sometimes rivals the stock market.

14:36Right. So in my opinion, it is just the quarter bags because Chanel, for instance, and I love Chanel, Chanel has raised its prices by almost 90 % since COVID. And it's turned a lot of the consumer sentiment off a little bit, although they are having a great comeback right now with Matthew Blase. But it's shoes. It's their shoes. I don't even know who that is. It's the new creative director. The new creative director. In our opinion, the only investment grade handbag is the Birkin or the Kelly.

15:05Nicole Lapin:But hold on, if they raise their prices 90%, that would be an appreciation. So if you bought it before that price hike, you wouldn't have made that if you sold it. Yeah, but then the secondary market premiums haven't been keeping up with that. So Hermes is known as a Veblen good. A Veblen good is this economic philosophy where when the price goes up, demand goes up. And Hermes, Patek, and Ferrari are kind of the only three luxury goods that fall in that category. Chanel doesn't. If you went and you wanted to buy a flat bag from Chanel and you paid$8 ,500 for it and you wanted to give it to the RealReal, you're likely going to get the listing price will probably be less than the price you bought it for.

15:44Nicole Lapin:Right. So you touched on a really important point that the Birkins and maybe the Kellys, I would say, but the Hermes bags and the Patek. Patek. Patek. It's a watch. No, I know what it is, but I can never say it because I don't have one. And the Ferraris, right? Like these really high, high luxury brands rely on supply and demand. So like really little supply, big demand. And then that's why you can resell them for so much higher because they're so much harder to get in the first place. Yeah. And, you know, the whole concept of a Veblen good is when you raise the price, there's a psychology that the consumer wants it even more.

16:21And so demand skyrockets.

16:23Nicole Lapin:So fine. The Chanel flat bag that the internet says is also an investment grade bag is not. In my opinion, it's not. Okay. So if somebody is buying a Birkin, they're like, okay, I get to hold the Birkin. I get to touch the Birkins, maybe smell the Birkin. I don't know what you do with the Birkin instead of buying Nvidia shares, let's say. And that's a big draw because they'll actually have a tangible good. Do you have to go into this purchase thinking like, I'm going to use this as a consumer or I'm going to use this as an investment? I think you have to go into it thinking that you're going to use it as a consumer.

17:00That would be my mentality. I would never, I have seven Birkins. I would never sell any of them. I am attached to them. They mean, they represent certain milestones in my career. I got my very first one with a Blackstone bonus that I received in 2005. I had to go all the way to Paris to get it. So I would just say, if you buy one, don't have a view to flip it. Also, Hermes will not be happy if you you do that? Well, don't tell them. Yeah, right.

17:25Nicole Lapin:They'll find out. I don't know. So Donna, we had Kevin O 'Leary on the show. And he said the same thing about his labubu. And I was like, Kevin, $5 million for your labubu,$10 million for your labubu. If I said to you, I'm going to give you $5 million, you wouldn't sell any of your Perkins? I mean, I don't know. I don't think I that would never happen. But I you know, they mean something to me. I mean that every single one of them has a story. And, you know, I love walking around with them. I love carrying them. For me, they really, you know, I love Carolyn Bessette. And, you know, love story is happening right now on Fox.

18:01And I remember when I was 28 or 29 and a VP, I really wanted to have the exact same Birkin that she did, that she walked around the streets with. And so I bought it. And I call at that point, you could call Hermes and say, I want to get this bag. How long is it going to take? And they say, two months, three months, come to the store and pick it up. And then they call you and you go and get it. It's completely different now. You can't get it anymore. So that's really what's changed. You can't bribe the salespeople? No. Have people tried? They don't get commission. No. They don't get commissions on the quarterbacks.

18:33So what are their salaries? They must be high. They're high. And I think they do get commissions on like homeware and clothes and shoes and belts. But I don't think they definitely don't get commission on the quarterbacks. So there's no incentive.

18:47Nicole Lapin:There's no way to game the system. They also like you don't even know how many Birkinson Kellys will end up at each or mess store. So it's if they do end up there, it's usually up to the salespeople to decide who gets them. And it's a whole ceremony. And I'm sure you've seen it. I'm sure there's candles. I'm sure you've seen. I mean, I've never done it. But I mean, it's it's you've seen on TikTok like there's unboxings. Social media has really amplified all of this. For sure. And, you know, generally in entertainment right now, everybody's talking about live streaming and live shopping. That's a huge and growing category.

19:20Nicole Lapin:How do you think the popularity of that has impacted luxury sales? It's enormous. It's like you're not going to see, you know, the videos that are going around of how fast they do it in some of these live shopping shows. Like, I'm assuming a Birkin is not going to go in that format. We have our first live selling event tomorrow with eBay. And they are putting all of their eggs in the luxury basket now. And so Morehiggins, who isn't traders, is the host of the live selling event. And all the bags from the portfolio will be there. Not all of them, but a select. And they're dropping a Birkin every hour on the hour for a dollar as a start off point.

20:01Sure. And don't worry. We've handled the economics behind the scenes. But it's crazy to see how many people tune into those and buy them and how much celebrity has played into this. What's the lowest an auction or a secondary site has had a Birkin? I mean, I think they usually do go, unless they're really beat up, they'll go for a little bit above retail. So they'll, you know, we'll probably end up somewhere between 10 to 15 percent premium on the live selling for a pre-owned bag. New in the box commands a very high premium because it's brand new. And people really, really want the brand new bags.

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20:36I think it's also important to note that COVID created a real distortion in the market. People really, really started buying Birkins and Kellys en masse during COVID, during the lockdowns. So the prices in the secondary market skyrocketed. They've come down a little bit. There's been a correction. But Sotheby's says that, you know, it's usually within 2x of the price of a Birkin. So a brand new Birkin with the orange box received everything went for two times its price at the height of the COVID pandemic. And now it's gone down to about 1.8, 1.9. Really?

21:12Nicole Lapin:That's crazy. I was on the other side of that trade. I was so scared during that time. Yeah. I was like, got to get rid of this Birkin. But I guess I didn't participate in that massive upside. That's odd to me because the luxury market, when the stock market goes down or we're seeing huge global events like that, you would think that people aren't buying luxury goods. It's the K-shaped economy really at play here. I mean, you've got the very, very wealthy just getting wealthier and wealthier. And what they're spending their money on is mostly cars and watches and Birkins and experiences. And women, I mean, this is the one luxury good that women really care about.

21:50and every guy who's making a lot of money in the K-shaped recovery has a wife or a mom or a sister or someone who really wants a Birkin.

21:57Nicole Lapin:Counterfeits are so good. So good. How has that affected the market? It's really, really going to be a problem, I think. There's a couple of AI-focused apps that tell you whether or not a Birkin is authentic. One is called Entropy. But the fakes have gotten so good. It's a non-negotiable for us. We have three points of clearing the authenticity of the bags. But the manufacturing in China and in Asia has become really, really good. And you have to be very, very careful with what you buy. In my opinion, again, all of my seven Birkins have been bought directly from Hermes. So I know they're real.

22:32But I think it's really scary what's going on out there.

22:35Nicole Lapin:Well, even there was an article about the real real that there were some fakes that got through the system. It's impossible for something not to get through the system. They're that good. And there's so much volume going through. There's so much volume of Birkins and Kelly's running around all over the world right now, from Asia to the Middle East to Europe to here. This is still the biggest market here in the U.S. But the K-shaped economy, economic recovery has only made demand accelerate. Explain the K-shaped economy for somebody who's trying to visualize. There's a lot of letters that you can read.

23:09The K-shaped economy, what I'm thinking of is that the ultra high net worth, the family office money is just multiplying and becoming even wealthier, whereas the average consumer is not spending anymore. And so it's taken out the aspirational consumer. So people aren't really buying unless they absolutely have to, if they don't have a lot of money still to spend. However, the ultra high net worth and the people who are making a lot of money on the top side of the K, this is what they're mostly buying. This experiences is cars, watches, art. That market's doing pretty well. What's the telltale sign of a fake?

23:48The stitching. For me, it's the stitching. I can really tell if I see something off on that. There's blind stamps that Hermes puts on the bags that are, if they're put in the wrong place, somebody that will know will really understand authenticity, will be able to tell right away. Sometimes you can smell a fake. You can do all sorts of things to be able to detect them. Again, I'm not an authenticator. However, we do have them on staff and with the partners that we work with. But they're just getting better and better.

24:19Nicole Lapin:It's a blind stamp. It's like an invisible stamp. Yeah. I also think that there's going to be an interesting digital passport situation happening in Europe with Hermes. Chanel has already implemented it, where I think by 28 or 29, every single consumer good that's coming out of Europe will need a digital passport to prove authenticity. What does that mean? Like a token? That's a good question. I mean, you know, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, is it invasive? Is it non-invasive? Chanel has a card that goes with a bag, but Hermes so far hasn't done or said anything about this. So we'll see what, what, what they're going to have to do.

24:56They're going to have to comply somehow, but I I don't really know how they're going to do it.

25:00Nicole Lapin:I mean, when Liberation Day came around, there were a bunch of videos from China in particular saying that they make the Birkins and they would sell directly to a consumer. Did you see that? Yeah, but all Birkins and Kellys are made in France. Nothing is made out of France. And so because they look so believable, these people that were like, they tell you that it's made in France, but really it's made here. No way. No validity. There's no way. No, no. I mean, I think I would recommend that you listen to the Acquired podcast on Hermes. It's a four-hour deep dive. It's fascinating what Hermes has done and how they continue to grow.

25:38They've been around for 188 years. And this manufacturer scarcity around those two bags, styles, has been unbelievable. And if you buy a Birkin or, you know, buy a secondhand Birkin, how liquid is the next market, whether it's second or third?

25:56Nicole Lapin:It's pretty liquid. For a Birkin or a Kelly, especially in the desired styles and colors, it's pretty liquid. I would say it depends on sort of what's going on in the market, in the secondary market. But we sell probably about three to four bags a week. So, you know, technically a bag should sell every 48 hours. So it's relatively liquid. However, there's a lot of friction if you're a consumer trying to sell a bag, as we just talked about. That makes sense. And where would the best options be if you're trying to go to a second dairy market and not get screwed on the fees? It's tough. I mean, there are so many resellers and they'll all give you some kind of a deal.

26:37I would say don't settle for anything under 15 % for Birkin or Kelly. In other words, don't pay more than its 15 % commission on it. But what I found out is that that commission is negotiable too. Yeah, 100%. But they usually won't go below 15%. We do we get like even with the first institutional check here and we basically get 10, 5 to 10 percent. It's hard. It's hard to get the commissions because it's it's how these guys are making their money. The resale platform.

27:09Nicole Lapin:Well, so let's dig more into Lexus and how to get exposure into the asset class without actually buying the Birkin itself. Can you explain how and why you started the first ever AirMaze dedicated investment fund? Sure. So I'm a longtime private equity and hedge fund executive. I'm a lawyer. I did fund formation for years at Schulte Roth. I worked with Citadel and Lone Pine and those guys when they came out. And then I headed product development and structuring at Blackstone in the hedge fund group for close to a decade. And afterwards, I left and worked with a bunch of credit guys. But in the time that I did that, I started collecting jewelry.

27:48And I really love the Los Angeles jewelry designers, Anita Coe specifically. I was one of her first clients. And I always wanted jewelry, at least, to get sort of the treatment of an investment versus just a consumer good that people wore around. But I left it, went back to hedge funds. And during COVID, during the pandemic, someone sent me a prospectus for art, for fractional investment in art in a Basquiat. And I was like, I can do a way better job structuring this than they have. and I've been doing this my entire life. So I started Luxus in 2021. It was when venture financing was flowing and crypto and NFTs and metaverse were all the rage, but it was never really comfortable for me.

28:30I really liked the world of accredited investors and qualified purchasers. I liked the institutionality of it all. So I always try to create those investment opportunities around institutional concepts. So we got Christie's on our cap table, Christie's Ventures. They are sort of the number one auction house, in my opinion. And it was really, really great having them on board. And I said, why don't we create investment opportunities? Fractional investments at first, but then we quickly pivoted to buy side, to fund investments. And we started with gems and jewelry, fancy colored diamonds at first.

29:05And then we found really great product market fit with family offices. And my thesis was always that the investor and the collector are the same person. so you've got to treat them the same way. And I had spent so many years doing investor relations and worked with investors, but now I was also able to see them from the collecting side too. So you've got many hedge fund managers who have art collectors or car collectors or wine collectors. And I said, wouldn't it be cool if we figured out a way to kind of combine this? And we started doing experience around all of, because you can really experience luxury, right?

29:39You can drink the wine, you can drive the car, you can touch the Birkin technically. And that category just kind of skyrocketed. I ended up wanting to do Hermes when Trump was elected, literally the week of November 2024. And I had just listened to the Acquired podcast, which was brilliant. And I'd known Hermes for 20 years. And I was like, you know what, in this kind of an economy, the only thing that's going to do well is gold. And I'm in the world of luxury. We're venture backed, we have Christie's, we have a lot of hedge fund money. So what's going to be the one asset class that I think is going to do well in this economy?

30:15Or mess. So put our head down, did a lot of R &D, and we launched a proof of concept product for a million dollars in May of 2025, so last year. And we worked with a reseller in the space, and we bought and immediately sold a whole bunch of Birkins and Kellys. At the time, it was just new in the box. And I know you're going to ask, how do you source? And I'll tell you that. But where do you store them? Where are these? They're all in New York. They're all in the showrooms of the resellers. So they're all in insurance, temperature-controlled safes and vaults. And it was a huge hit. I mean, people really loved it.

30:53We started doing experiences in the Hamptons and in the city, educating women about financial literacy, but also explaining the history of our mask. Because a lot of people just don't know it. And because the company's been really, really opaque. It's publicly listed, but it's very, very, very difficult to get any information out of them. The stock is very expensive, but they're running great numbers. I mean, they were up 10 % in 2025, and it's an incredible story. So we launched the second share class, if you will, for$2 million, and I did a little bit of press just so that we could get the bag sold.

31:32because for us, the thesis is the spread. It's not necessarily the appreciation in the secondary market. It's we buy low, we sell high. So how are we able to get these bags at really great prices, market them, figure out who the right exit channels are, and then exit the bags and immediately buy new bags and then continue the turnover period, just like stocks or commodities or anything else. So that's the story of the fund. And so we launched a$2 million share class last year for a total of$3 million. It's up on deployed capital. Both funds are up 26 % net, 35 % gross. And we're launching Fund 3 in the summer for$10 million.

32:15So these are tiny dollars to you. But in this kind of a strategy, it's a lot of money.

32:20Nicole Lapin:That's not tiny dollars to me. Those are many dollars to me. But then how does somebody invest in that fund? Just like you would invest in any private fund. We have an administrator. You sign a subscription document. It's open only to accredited investors. And it's a high minimum investment. It's$100 ,000 that we're probably going to raise to$250 ,000 because there's so much demand. So it's been great to kind of see demand for something other than a data center. But, you know, here we are. And then, you know, what we do is we buy the bags. And then we immediately list them on Sotheby's, on The RealReal, on First Dibs, eBay.

32:58and they sell.

33:01Nicole Lapin:So you don't actually ever take possession of them. You say they're at these secondary retailers. No, we do take, I mean, their own, their portfolio. So we own them. They get bought from all over the world. But really the first couple of were, the first two funds were in the US only. They're shipped to New York. They are authenticated. They're inspected. They're cataloged. They're all being photographed. They are the star of the show. And then they're uploaded to all the different marketplaces. and Shopify has made life a lot easier for the resale world. And so they are cross-listed on a bunch of platforms, and they also make their way to a bunch of events.

33:39They'll be here at Milken. At least 10 or 15 of the bags will be. They're on tour. They're on tour. They're a traveling show. We're also generating passive income with them by renting them out to the movie studios around here. Just be careful. No, no. They have to be careful with them. Only the pre-owned ones. Oh, I see, I see.

33:55Nicole Lapin:So being an accredited investor just basically means you self-attest that you have a certain amount of money, which is what? 200 ,000 person and I think 300 couple. And basically it's a self-attestation. You should tell the truth. And it shows that you are comfortable with this level of risk and that you would be OK if you lost all of this money, essentially. Yes. And we also screen people. I mean, this is still an emerging asset class. So we want to make sure that everybody that's invested is really aware of the risks. And there are many. I mean, this is technically illiquid. The authenticity risk is real.

34:37You have counterparty risk with the resellers, believe it or not. So we want to make sure that everyone who is invested is really part of the LP community that enjoys both making money and spending it and also experiencing it.

34:51Nicole Lapin:So regular people can't invest. Or have you allowed like an SPV, which is a... So far, no. So far, it's been family offices and ultra high net worth. Let the people in, Donna. Yeah. Let the ladies in. We're still small. We're a small little group. One day. Yeah, one day. But a year ago, a lot of people started arguing that investing in Tesla was like a proxy. You got exposure to Elon's private companies, whether it was the Boring Company or Neuralink or XAI at the time. Is buying a Birkin like a proxy for investing in Hermes? No, because Hermes does trade at a 40 – well, now it's 43X premium, so it's expensive.

35:35How much is the stock? The stock, it's listed on Euronext. I want to say that it's 1 ,800 euro share. But it's down 20 % this year. So if you do want to invest in our method company, this is a good time to buy. It's on sale. I mean, the equity. Right.

35:53Nicole Lapin:The equity is tucked you out because of the war. How would your fund relate to the price of the stock, if at all? It's not really correlated because ours are physical assets and we actively manage them, just like a real estate manager would actively manage a real estate fund. We buy very intentionally. the styles and the colors and the conditions that I know we know people want. We use data to verify all of this. We're going to be actually the first fund to work with Knight Frank on the handbag, the luxury handbag report that's coming out April 23rd. Yeah. So we're creating a whole market, a brand new asset class.

36:30We're defining it. So when we buy the bags, first of all, the price has to be right. The styles have to be right. The conditions have to be right. And then we also carefully manage the exit. So is this the right bag for Sotheby's and their clients? Is it the right bag for eBay and the live selling stream? Is it right for, we just partnered with Julian's auctions on Gwyneth Paltrow's auction, and we sourced the same bag that Margot Tannenbaum had. So, you know, trying to create narratives and storytelling around an investment, but also a consumer good at the same time.

37:03Nicole Lapin:I mean, a vast majority of people aren't able to buy a Birkin outright. You talked about this idea of fractionizing art, and that's become, you know, of course, very popular over the years. If somebody wants to go in together as this trend has happened more aggressively with real estate and the real estate market, like going in with friends to co-buy a Birkin, would you suggest? Yeah, I mean, you could. How would you get it, though? And at what price? That's the issue. You're not going to get it from Hermes. So you would have to go to the secondary market, pay their 35 % premium or whatever they want to impose on it, and then hope that you can resell it for a price even higher than that.

37:45So it's just margin upon margin upon margin. So you really have to be careful because the acquisition price really matters here. And that's really how you're going to make the money. And for us, it's the most important part of the thesis is at what price do we get in and how can we secure it at scale? So how do you buy low or is this? Well, we're the first institutional check. So we have to tap into a whole lot of private network dealers on WhatsApp that have been doing this for the last 10, 15 years. On WhatsApp? Yeah, we don't do it directly. But we work with the resellers. We have partners both on the acquisition side and the disposition side who have been cultivating buying networks for years now.

38:26I mean, literally for 10, 15 years and are able to buy the bags either new in the box or pre-owned or whatever. And we then buy them. We store them. We photograph them. And then we sell them right away.

38:39Nicole Lapin:So this is not a like try it at home situation. No, no, no, no, no. A lot of work goes into this. We have 80 bags now between fund one and fund two. We'll have 800 by the end of the year. Every single bag and every purchase we make has to have an intentional exit. It's a lot. For someone who's a complete newbie investor, can you talk more to the idea that luxury, you mentioned it briefly earlier, is uncorrelated with the stock market? So we see, and you mentioned the war right now and the stock market is in the pooper, but luxury, not necessarily Hermes stock, but the private market is still holding.

39:21Nicole Lapin:Why does that happen? Well, I mentioned the K-shaped economy before, but luxury also is, first of all, the experience economy has taken off big time. And the luxury companies have leaned into it, and that's paid off. But luxury is also coming off of a little bit of a slump for them. LVMH has been under a lot of pressure. Caring, which is the owner of Gucci, has been under a lot of pressure. And I think because during COVID, there was this push to democratize and to have these entry points in luxury for the people that weren't more aspirational than super, super ultra high net worth. And that's backfired.

39:55You can't be all things to all people. The luxury companies that have done really well are Richemont, which is the owner of Cartier and Van Cleef. Prada, which now owns Versace, but also Miu Miu. Miu Miu's done really, really well. and Armez. Armez actually has done really well compared to LVMH and Caring but they're all starting to, they all bet big on the Middle East. They built stores there. The Dubai Mall, as I'm sure you know, is one of the largest malls, if not the largest mall in the world and there's no tourism there right now and so there are big growth plans and we listened to all the quarterly calls that happened right before the war started.

40:31The biggest plans were to expand in Dubai and Abu Dhabi and Riyadh and all that's been scrapped. So the equities have taken quite a hit. So it's uncorrelated to the overall stock market. Yeah. I mean, again, it depends. The single name brands like Brunello, Cuccinelli, Prada, Richemont, even though that's really three brands, have done really well because they've just focused only on the ultra high net worth. it's the it's the the luxury equity names that have tried to become aspirational like lvmh louis vuitton and caring that have taken more of a hit coach coach well coach yeah if you're

41:10Nicole Lapin:getting the bag it's not an actual hedge in the intrinsic value right like you have a beautiful birkin on the floor right now a red birkin like the the value of that material is nothing It's manufactured scarcity. Yeah. It's not – Like unless it's gold, made out of gold. Yeah, but it's not – yeah, it's not a precious metal. It's not a scarce diamond. It's just manufactured scarcity, but it is a Birkin or a Kelly. That's why we – for the funds, we had to really narrowly define the category. That's important. You can't really go outside this narrow definition because it just applies to these two styles, the Birkin and the Kelly.

41:49You can't even get an Evelyn. An Evelyn is another bag. A Constance. It's another Hermes bags. Those are not quarter bags. And so this is manufactured scarcity. It's completely imposed by Hermes via its store policy. And that's really what we're leveraging.

42:05Nicole Lapin:And you don't think that manufactured scarcity ever goes away? I don't think it'll go away in the next, I would say, five to 10 years. And at that point, we'll already expand. Because what we're doing right now is we're still a wealth tech company. So what we're doing is we're just doing Hermes first. and then we're going to move over to watches, to wines and spirits, to jewelry. So we're just testing this thesis out now and then moving on to other categories in a horizontal integration. I don't think Hermes is going to change. It hasn't changed its policy in 47 years since Birkin was created.

42:41I don't think it's going to change it anytime soon. So Gen Z, Gen Alpha, typically they don't love the labels as much,

42:49Nicole Lapin:But what you see on social media is that they love a Birkin. They still love a Birkin. But their entry point isn't Hermes anymore. It's the RealReal. It's eBay. It's First Dibs. That's not their entry point. And I think that's going to be a really interesting thing to watch because the people who are the Hermes clients are the Gen X and the boomers. And I'm not sure how well cultivated the Gen Z and the millennials and the Gen Alpha community is. Well, there's a big wealth transfer on the horizon. A lot of Gen Z will be getting a bunch of bags, no doubt. So can we, if you're going to continue to go horizontal across luxury, will you just rate these asset classes for us?

43:32Nicole Lapin:So watches, 1 to 10, good investment. The crypto market interfered with watches because so many crypto bros bought watches. And then when FTX happened and they lost all their money, they sold them. So it caused the watch market to kind of plummet a little. Rolex especially was hit but I still think it's a if you narrowly define the category it's a good investment it just depends what watch so a seven seven yeah art again post-war contemporary is like a nine and then I would say other genres are more a five or four the art market's coming out of a little bit of a slump now also but it's it's always blue chip art's always going to do really really well.

44:13Wine. Wine's like a two or three because Gen Z, Gen Alpha and the younger folks aren't drinking. So the sales have gotten very, very, very tepid. And there's a lot of inventory sitting out there. I love my Chateau Margaux personally. So to me, it's going to be a passion project that I'm definitely, definitely doing a wine fund. But you also, the introduction of GLP drugs also has made people not want to drink as much. So the beverage industry has been hit. And I think that's one of the reasons you see LVMH's stock struggle is because so much of it is spirits and beverages.

44:53Nicole Lapin:Yeah, wine has always been a weird one. When I was at CNBC, I did like an alternative investment series. And the wine one was there's a Vinfolio, as you know, like an index that tracks it. I have not looked at the Vinfolio recently. It's really taken a big hit. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm not surprised. It's taken a big hit. So anyway, we'll see. Okay, what about jewelry, which is where it all began? Jewelry I love. I mean, it's my passion. I think vintage jewelry from the 30s and the 40s, Cartier, Bulgari, Van Cleef, will always do really, really well. Collectors love that, and they flock to it. I think newer jewelry has been also in a weird situation because of the price of gold and silver and the volatility within that.

45:32So when you're trying to make a piece of jewelry and you're Anita Coe or Irene Newworth or Jessica McCormick, one day it'll be too expensive to create a piece and the next day the price will like plummet. So I think the volatility of precious metals has really kind of rocked that world, but it's still a 9 out of 10 for me.

45:50Nicole Lapin:So if somebody is thinking about investing in the stock market or getting a Birkin. I still think that it depends when in the stock market, but I still think getting a Birkin, if you can get it from Hermes at retail, you always get the Birkin. How do you win a relationship with your significant other over this? What do you say from an investment standpoint? Give the ladies a tip. Yeah. I mean, listen, it's something that you're going to have forever and ever. You will pass it styles that were selling out so well 20 years ago when I got my Carolyn Besat one are the ones selling out the best now.

46:31So it never goes out of style. It's not trendy. It's institutional. The other brands are, I'm a Celine girl personally also. I love Celine. But I do think that Hermes is just timeless. It's just, it's always going to be there.

46:46Nicole Lapin:Donna, we end our episodes by asking all of our guests for a tip that listeners can take straight to the bank. What would you leave them with? The financial literacy for women piece. I think it's so important for women to own their story and to own the narrative and to be able to invest in equities and credit and alternatives and really figure out how to navigate the financial advisory relationships and their asset managers. And I've been talking to so many women who are doing this. And to me, it's become sort of a passion project and really important. So seek out all financial literacy programs for women and become the master of your own story.

47:23Nicole Lapin:That's right. Buy your own Birkin. You need to convince somebody else.

From the publisher

You’ve probably seen the headlines about luxury investments outperforming the stock market… but is that actually true? And more importantly, is this a game only for millionaires, or is there a way for the rest of us to get in on it too?

Today, Nicole is joined by Dana Auslander, former Blackstone executive and founder of Luxus, a luxury alternative asset manager with the first dedicated Hermès Birkin fund. In this conversation, Dana unpacks the viral headlines, why her investment thesis puts Hermès bags ahead of other luxury brands like Chanel and Louis Vuitton, and how to invest in a Birkin without buying a Birkin.

Then, Nicole and Dana zoom out and explain what the luxury investment trends mean for retail investors, how the macroeconomy impacts luxury investments, and what the counterfeiting problem could mean for the whole market. Then, Dana goes beyond bags and rates watches, art, wine, and jewelry as alternative investments.

Check out Nicole's financial literacy course The Money School

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Follow Luxus and learn more about the Birkin Fund

Here's what Nicole covers with Dana:

00:00 Are You Ready for Some Money Rehab? 

01:27 Are Birkins Actually Better Than the S&P 500? 

02:00 What Is a Veblen Good — and Why It Matters 

04:06 How Much Is a Birkin, Really?

 04:29 The Secret to Getting One From Hermès 

05:21 Manufactured Scarcity: How Hermès Controls Demand 

06:12 The Rise of the Secondary Market 

07:35 Gross vs. Net Returns: What the Charts Don't Show You 

09:24 Jane Birkin's Bag Sold for $10.8 Million — Dana Was There 

13:00 Is Chanel Actually Investment-Grade? 

14:00 Birkin vs. Stock Market: Where Should You Put Your Money? 

16:38 How the Luxus Fund Works 

21:00 How to Invest Without Buying a Birkin 

23:36 Sourcing Bags Through Private Dealer Networks 

27:15 Storing, Authenticating, and Selling the Bags 

28:33 How to Become an Accredited Investor 

30:07 Is Buying a Birkin a Proxy for Hermès Stock? 

32:20 The K-Shaped Economy and Luxury Demand 

35:10 The Counterfeit Problem Is Getting Scary 

38:18 Luxury Investment Ratings: Watches, Art, Wine, Jewelry 

43:05 Secure the Bag: Financial Literacy for Women

All investing involves the risk of loss, including loss of principal. This podcast is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial, investment, or legal advice. Always do your own research and consult a licensed financial advisor before making any financial decisions or investments.

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