Our honeymoon revisited! ✈️💖

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2:24now and I can hear you. Who are you talking to? The listeners. Just put it on. Have a listen. They put, give me a, yours are bigger than mine or your head's smaller than one of the two. Go on, put it on. I don't know how to put them on. I don't want to put them on. Have a listen. Oh, wow. Oh, actually. There you go. Way better experience. Are you serious? Come on. What's up? That's your experience. Way more. Where they're like, what are you looking at? Pessim. Pessim.

2:55why is that how does it go so differently no no just do it properly here you go what do you mean I'm trying to do it properly there you go spin it around there you go no no no now push oh my god this is honestly we're recording all this keep all of this in wait there you go because this is hang on the first episode back no this doesn't so are you joking so I don't like them just listen listen put them on they rip my ears off How nice is that? Now talking to the thing. I don't like the sound of my voice, unlike you, fucker. All right, why don't you kick off this? Say we're back. We're back in business.

3:31We're back in business, baby. Welcome to the new podcast, Newly Weds. Boosh. I don't like these, and I'll tell you why. Why? Because that episode, when I was crying my eyes out, I look, I actually physically couldn't look at those videos. And look, I... It's the same angle again. Why are you doing me front on, Jamie? I know your drill now. You're trying to screw me over. I'm going to the side Hey Before we Kick off our brand new podcast By the way We're so excited To be back We are Honestly We had a little bit of a break We're going to talk about Where we've been What we've been up to I'm excited to be back With my wife My husband We are We're happier than ever Probably because We haven't done the podcast Probably Yeah Give it a week After doing this podcast And we'll be at each other's throats again We are We're happier than ever I feel like out of the gist You know what I mean out of the flow I don't I feel straight in the flow because you do 49 podcasts a day yeah that's true anyway I'm back in it he's got a shaved head I've got a shaved head well no it's a number three well some of the podcasts we've recorded with hair and there's some of it without but be warned for that that's only one thing but I did want to say this as well we do I don't know if you saw it on social media we're really excited we launched the new name of the podcast I surprised Soph with a what a flash mob you liked it the name no the actual flash mob I've never seen you, I've never felt nervous around you, but I felt nervous watching you.

4:54Like, I almost wanted to take the mic and just do it for you to get the job done. Not that you didn't do it well, because you did do it well, but you were, the hit movement, you just didn't, you looked nervous. Well, I'm going to tell you one thing. I'm going to put, Jemima, producer Jemima was meant to hold up the cards behind. I saw the cards. And she was so involved with watching the twirling of the battens that she forgot to move them sometimes. You're lying. So I was just going, it's too good to be true. Who can't take my eyes off of you? That's not true. You sang perfectly. Hey, also, who we went...

5:24I want to mention this. Sophie and I went to see The Little Mermaid the other day. And we were in a cinema full of kids. And Sophie turned to me halfway through and asked if mermaids were real. And there's a reason for that. Because we've just been told by Jamie... You asked me for half fish, half human. Do you think Mr. Tumnus exists? Do you think dinosaurs were real? Well, they were. What the fuck? Well, it's the same thing. Sorry, dinosaurs. What are you talking about? Dinosaurs are not real now. Mermaids are not real now. But perhaps a million years ago they were. Do you think dragons existed?

5:58Yes. Do they not? You think animals that breathe fire existed? No, they didn't. Do you think dragonflies existed? Sea lions. Sea lions? Sea lions exist. They look like a dragon. I've always thought that. Sea lions? They do. You think sea lions... They do look like a dragon. They look like a seal. A seal. A sea lion doesn't. I'm talking about the little things that are married to men. What the? Seahorses! That's what I mean. You think a sea... Guys, look, I was just telling Jamie, I did get all eights in my GCSEs and A-levels. Sophie, a seahorse looks like a horse, not a dragon. Anyway, the point was we're sitting in the cinema and honestly, Sophie thought mermaids existed.

6:38Well, no, that's not quite true. I thought there was some form of a mermaid. Who decided, do you know what? Well, I'm going to think of an animal. It's going to be called the birdie and it's going to be half bird, half man. Probably the same person who thought of unicorns. You think they exist? That same person who thought mermaids. Mermaids are more realistic. what are you talking about? Right, do you want a geography lesson? You think orcs exist? A history lesson even. Yeah, I do. Back in the day when we all were evolving, some people learned how to eat on land and some people learned how to eat in the ocean.

7:12Yeah. And the people in the middle, the middle men, they became mermaids. So hang on you think mermaids are a result of people being confused of what to do? No it was part of Darwin's evolution. What the fuck is going on? Well you don't know they could Emily told me that Emily said that people have seen mermaids and so it's an unknown aliens people think they're real do you? Yeah. Well there you go it's just as much nonsense as a mermaid have you ever seen a picture of an alien? No one made up aliens they supposedly exist who's seen an alien who in their right mind has seen it lots of people have they name someone who's seen a mermaid me in the cinema oh my god honestly well whoever made them up I would love to be one do you think Mermaids Ariel's life looks epic do you think elves exist no okay well well they do don't they oh my god no I need to talk what is going on I reckon this is going to be a really good series Soph why don't you begin the podcast I'm rusty You begin it.

8:15Okay. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the brand new podcast, Newlyweds. Newlyweds. Newlyweds. Get ready for the greatest time of your life. Buckle up, baby. Make sure the airbag is... No. Okay. Don't... Just enough. Get your parachute on. You don't have to continue it. Get ready, guys. We're here. Done. All right. You ready? Should we begin the... Let's begin the podcast. Okay.

8:44Hello, I'm Jamie Lang. And I'm Sophie Lang. And we met five years ago. And we're... Married! Married! Yes, we are. Yes, we are. That's right. Can't get rid of me.

8:59We have come back from honeymoon. We are... Our time difference at the moment is about six hours behind... Seven. Seven. Seven hours. Well, let me just start it off by saying... Okay. We were full... We got there, no jet lag. Woof, asleep at 8pm. Woke up at 6. Perfect. So actually we're probably a bit more jet lag because we were going to sleep real early over there. What time were we going to bed over there? We never really got out of jet lag. No, it crept up to 10, but like that was our limit. No, it didn't. The one night you said, oh, I'm going to get into bed now. And I looked at it, it was 7.15.

9:30No, no, no, that's a lie. That was our first night after 38 hours of traveling. And I literally thought I was going to punch somebody. That was, honestly, it was about our second last night. No chugger still. it was our second last night and we got into bed and I looked at it I swear to god and you were like I'm exhausted I'm gonna go to sleep now and it was 7 13 p.m. I've never slept so well in my life as I did on that holiday I was like this the whole night yeah but what you do in the middle of the night as well is you fall asleep as you said and then somehow in the middle of the night you drag yourself over to my side of the bed and so I like to cuddle him yeah but I'm like yeah because you're hot you're so you have the air con at 15 degrees to the point where I'd come in and literally cry I'd be like I'm shaking put some socks on I honestly we didn't have any because we had no freaking clothes I will want I like suffered with him and just wore one dress for the whole the whole holiday because I was like what's the point every night we went for dinner so people to wear the same dress and she had 40 of them well you look you look you were in a tractor so I was like I had no makeup so I looked ugly as frig anyway no skincare so my spots were just pouring out my skin and I was like I'm done I'm wearing the same dress every night why did you wear the same dress every night because why was I going to dress up for you when you look like Boris Johnson I know you didn't I'm sorry that was really mean and actually those people naughty naughty naughty it's the first episode back Sophie biggest podcast in the UK can I say that it's probably not true is it no it's not Who's bigger than us?

11:09Are we like low in the charts, Jack? I'm just... Don't... Listen. We're the biggest podcast in New York. Who do you think brings in the listeners? Me or Jamie? Listen. The biggest podcast in the world is back. And are you ready for it? I'm ready. Who is the biggest podcast? We are. No, actually, just I'm interested. We're the biggest podcast in the world. What are we in the charts? Like, I'm fascinated. We're the biggest... We're like 100th, aren't we? We're not 100th in the charts. No, we're the biggest podcast in the world. All right, manifestation. Go. with a big we had you say move over Joe Rogan is he big just say it move over Joe is he the guy who does lean in 15 no yes that's exactly who it is let's get lean in 15 to be fair to be fair my dad loves him he does his workouts every morning that's how you look like a Dale no my dad he is he is not Dad of Dilf?

12:08No, no, no. Yeah, so the guy who does Lean in 15, Joe Rogan, he's... What do you talk about? Just his recipes on it. It's the way he talks. I don't know why he does so well either. It's bizarre. I'm going to ask to go on it. You should. I used to do something. So Joe Rogan's really good. He's up there. Another one that's pretty good is Off Menu. I know the guys from that. Who are they? um uh tory tory lamb's boyfriend jesse yeah he does off menu oh no the two women the mum and the daughter who's that i don't know laura wait i i definitely know who they are jesse burges does off menu okay just get on with it i just don't know i know stephen barlett's up there because i like his you do yeah i love him very calming okay well maybe we should make this you're a huge fan of him.

13:03Maybe we should make this coming. Should we make this coming? That's impossible. This is the first time we're recording for about a month. I think it's been about a month, Soph. Has it been a month? Maybe three weeks. Three weeks. A lot has happened, honey. A lot's happened. We got married. Yeah, we know that. We got married. And we've done the podcast about that as well. We've done the podcast. Where I cried and thank you guys for making me look the ugliest person in the entire world. I am never crying in public again. You do not look ugly when you cry. I specifically say side profile, but no, no.

13:31me crying front profile yeah you have a you have a front profile now not anymore um how are you feeling since the honeymoon how has it been it's been great the jet lag's been struggle honestly today guys i don't know so we're gonna should we tell what happened on honeymoon let's just get into we've been on honeymoon it was insane it was amazing we went to south america to panama and to an island of panama and then we flew over to dominican republic yeah as we landed firstly let's just give you a little lowdown of what happened on the flight so why don't you kick it off so what happened on the flights so we get up at like 6 we go to Heathrow boof boof boof flight's delayed two hours Jamie doesn't care because he watches sports the whole time we went to London City Airport as well yeah not much to do that I must say the prayer like is very small not much to eat sit we get on the flight to Amsterdam fine we land in Amsterdam yeah I can't remember we got delayed or what oh no we were so delayed from Heath from London City that we missed our connecting flight to Panama we missed our connecting flight to Panama we arrive in Amsterdam airport which is massive by the way Sophie and I we run to the next gate I actually genuinely can't believe how unfair I was with another lady by the way which was even funnier she was like I'm going for her and we were like fuck we'll follow and then she kept having to stop bless herself and we she was like you guys go for it you're younger than me i was like she was exhausted she was like she was so tired running we get to the gate and the gate to panama city it's a 10 hour flight or whatever it is it's it's still boarding and we get there and we had a breath we say excuse me to this lady we say excuse me um we're meant to be on this flight our flight has been delayed and we had got given an email by KLM that our flight was two hours delayed from London City Airport to get the flight.

15:32They were like, look, we put you onto a different flight. And we're like, are you kidding me? So we ran to the place where they were still boarding. So we had time to get onto that next flight. They said, sorry, we can't get your luggage onto this next flight. And that lady... No, but you know, when someone is like out of a movie, they're like, we're like, can we board? And they're like, I'm sorry, you cannot board. And I was like, yeah, but can we board? She was like, I'm sorry I cannot help you she was like an AI yeah so we go to the KLM lounge yeah I can't I can't honestly I can't you can't write it I can't wait for you guys to hear what happened to the KLM lounge we get to the KLM lounge and can I just like pre-empt how chilled was I like the wedding's gone I was like oh don't care we get to the KLM lounge Sophie's pretty chilled Sophie by this point is a bit like this is our we've been delayed we've now missed this flight Sophie's a bit like, come on over this.

16:24Should we just go home? I was like, no. I was like, should we just fly to Moms in Portugal? Yeah, I was like, no, we're going to freaking do this. I then have a conversation with the staff in the KLM Lounge. One of the girls who helps us is a fan of the podcast. She loves the podcast, so she helped us out. I was like, that's insane. Turns out KLM had said, look, there are no more flights to Panama today. So what you're going to have to do is you're going to have to get on a flight back to London, which is at eight in the evening. it's nine hours it's nine a.m yeah it sucked it was nine a.m we're like what back to london you're then gonna have to change there get on a flight to bogota in colombia then change in bogota in colombia at 3 a.m in bogota then fly to panama city so we're like are you kidding me and are you guys with me that we should have just gone to mickness i was like let's just scrap it and he's like we're going to this island we're going to this island anyway so all of this is chaotic we're like oh god okay where's our love and i'm like i'm off to get some food soby goes off to get some food and soby comes back with loads of food no no i got some carrot and hummus for us both and a diet coke you know how jamie when i drink goes and i piss myself i basically make you laugh when you drink any liquid and i spit it all over the place yeah i just eating all the carrots we are sitting can i explain we're sitting in the klam lounge or we couldn't find any seats because it's so packed it's so packed in this lounge we we find these little seats which is right next to the entrance where all the staff is just watching us all the staff is watching us and so what happens so you drink your diet coke and james goes and normally i spit out but somehow i vomited out my nose.

18:13She vomited it. Because I was laughing so much that it was an out-body experience. It all came out of my nose. And I was laughing. And I was like, what's happening? All out my nose, this Diet Coke and carrots. All in my hair and everything. In front of everyone. But when I say it was traumatic, like, it was like I was having a fit. But I couldn't stop laughing as it was happening. Sophie was laughing like this. It was easy. She was laughing like this. And I was like, she's acting a bit weird. And she pulled her ass away. And there was vomit just coming out. No, it's really not. I don't know how it happened.

18:57I really don't. It went everywhere. All over the seats. No, all in my hair. All on the floor. I had to rush to the couch to go and wipe it all up with all this like kitchen roll. but I still couldn't stop laughing it was traumatic it was very traumatic it was like unbelievably traumatic you were just vomiting in the KLM lounge it came out my nose and I don't know if that's possible and it was so painful and Sophie just panicked and kept saying it's coming out my nose it's coming out my nose stop making me laugh stop making me laugh when I drink dark coke and the fizz it was all agony it was horrific so eight hours later I'm just sat with vomit my hair.

19:38The staff couldn't believe what was going on. The staff couldn't believe it. And also because we were laughing, they were like, what is happening? We then managed to get on our flight. We get on our flight, our 45 minute flight back to London. That was delayed three hours. That was also delayed, which was a freaking nightmare. We then have to get on Avianca Airways all the way at 10.30 at night to Bogota. By this point, it's like 32 hours since we left. I've still got sick of my hair sorry to be disgusting but it's just not fresh I haven't brushed my teeth well that's rank because we were given a toothbrush so that's on you mate I fell asleep I went and bought us toothbrushes as well because I was already sick okay well I haven't brushed my teeth hadn't done anything for 32 hours you ate a whole bag of sweets so that's rotten no I haven't I haven't done anything then I'm like oh my god this is just so intense right now so we then we finally arrive in Panama City and it's like oh my god 34 hours later or 33 hours later we're in panama city no and then we go to get our luggage sophie's luggage comes out no sign of mine and i'm like are you kidding me yeah you actually fucking lose your shit i was gonna lose my shit i didn't have any clothes or anything like this is we're in panama city about to get our clothes i was like this is a good how what a fashionista jamie is yeah i'm wearing a track suit it's boiling it's 100 humidity and as we walk out outside.

21:05I'm like, what is that heat going on? There's no luggage, nothing at all. The airline had given me their phone number to call them. I'm like, it's something like out of meet the parents. Like, honestly, that's what I thought it was. I thought I was like Ben Stiller from meet the parents where he loses his luggage. I was like, this is just so insane. As we, as we step out into the boiling hot sun, Sophie looks at me and goes, by the way, no one comes, no one comes on holiday this, to here, this time of year. Normally everyone goes to Europe. And I was like, well, why is that because the humidity is so bad it was 100 % humidity yeah it was pretty it was 40 degrees and my hair was literally Monica from France I was like we then also tried to get a taxi with these guys who were obviously very sketched Jamie was like this don't go with them I was like oh sorry you're such a pussy we get in the taxi six of them follow us and I get in the taxi it's a random car and I speak Spanish to them I'm like can you take us to the nearest restaurant we've got two hours to kill because we couldn't get in food.

22:02Jamie won't go in the taxi with me, leaves me in there with them. He went, oh no, we're just going to wait for our friends. I was like, what's up? My bag's in there now. And he's like, too sketchy. Six of them follow us in the car. It's really scary. It was really not good. They were screaming. Their cars were not taxis. And we asked for this amazing restaurant. They say, take us to a really good restaurant to have breakfast. They take us to this restaurant called Nikos, which is in the airport. It's in the airport. We'll put a photo of what I aim. We had to pay$10. We could have walked there.

22:32We had to pay$10. Took us to this restaurant called Nikos. I'm sorry, I was so hungry at this point. Sophie ordered some pancakes, which I don't know what they looked like. They were delicious. And some meat. And when she was eating the meat, but anyway, Sophie's pretty much pescator, she's eating meat. She's going, I don't even know what meat this is. Nikos is the worst restaurant. I think it was dog and it scarred me for life. I've never tasted a meat like that. it was like pepperoni you know those like fake meat but yeah it wasn't good we then we then get on our flight final last flight to go to this island which we got our first into the honeymoon and we fly out there and we arrive there and it's pretty amazing when we get there it's pretty amazing yeah yeah it was amazing it was amazing well once we got there it was amazing but it took us 36 hours just like make sure you bring like a bat to whack off the mosquitoes because like, honestly, they're like, right on you.

23:31So we get to the island and we, I have no clothes whatsoever. Yeah. Nothing at all. So I just have to borrow all of the staffs. I have to borrow the staff's clothes while we're there. Yeah, but you quite liked it. Well, what I realised, right? What I realised is that never as a generation have we wanted so much but needed so little. I didn't need anything. Nothing. I didn't need anything. I used one dress. You used one dress. But did you have a fun time? I had the funnest time ever. I really did. I found it very funny. It was so funny. Yeah. I found it very funny. The breakfast was honestly the best.

24:08The bacon. Oh my God. You were obsessed with bacon this trip. Honestly, because I've never had bacon like it. It was like pure crisp. Yeah, it was just, honestly, the whole thing was divine. However, that's not the end of the honeymoon, guys. We then... Oh, I thought you were going to say we've got another one. I was like, have we? No. Well, no. But then we get on a flight, which was insane. we get on a flight and we fly to the Dominican Republic and the Dominican Republic was just as humid and just as hot but I had a really fun time there I had a really fun time there as well it was lovely what did you like more to which one did you like more be honest I think our circus I preferred really but minus the bugs the bugs the bugs were mental like I was literally eaten live and they gave us this bloody natural repellent which did it was honestly sugar and the bugs were like hello we then get to dominica republic and i'm going to give a shout out to british airways by the way because they were insane our flight again coming back from honeymoon got delayed again and it was changing all these different things we're like oh my god the klm nightmare this is insane and and we managed to get on a flight to british airways a direct flight back to the uk and the staff on the flight the the air stewards and the air hostesses were so nice that they gave us a little letter a little note to to say like we hope you had a good honeymoon we had heard that you had a really troubling time and then they gave it to us and we got a flight back and it was just amazing and that's the end of our honeymoon and that was the end of our honeymoon it was wonderful i slept the whole way you slept the whole way and that's when my jet life screwed up and now we're just back and we're exhausted but it's so sunny and gorgeous leading up to everything we've now done the wedding we've now done the honeymoon yeah this is when like i mean i i'm always feel like a little bit sense of like oh my god like what what happens now babies that's what that's what happens now get a house okay we can get a house yeah jamie got crossed because he was like i was buying a dress my sister's wedding he was like no we need to start saving for our kids and then he was like we need a full-time housekeeper to move in I was like you're delusional you wanted to move to Punta Cana yeah I did I wanted to move to Dominican Republic he was like I think we should live here I was like we don't own a house yeah but I thought it would be absolutely banging I just had the idea of us living on the beach what living in humid every day I can breathe that was so hot I honestly thought that living on the beach would be like the nicest thing that's what I've worked up for my honeymoon that I actually I just want to go and live on the beach and eat coconuts you didn't eat one of them Are you joking?

26:39Every time you said one, you were like, ugh, not for me. I ate void as I eat them. Sophie was so obsessed with coconuts. On the very first island that we went to on our honeymoon, she got a coconut, she drank it, and she asked me to try and open it for her. And I spent about an hour. I don't know how you open up coconuts without... With a big fat axe. But I didn't have an axe. So I had to use a little knife to do it. And then Sophie just kept shouting at me, break it on your head. Break it on your head. Oh, there she is Not me being like, oh, the hay fever I found I need to do it I tell you what we're going to do for today's episode The first episode back We've missed you guys We're so excited And what we want to do is we had loads of listeners' questions Now this is the thing where we normally do listeners' messages But actually we have loads of questions from the wedding And all different things So instead of going into listeners' messages For the first episode back What we thought we would do is go into listeners' questions Are you ready?

27:36Oh, boy, I'm ready. Oh, baby, it's time for... Listener's Questions.

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31:27So it's worth just letting you know that. Oh, that's insane. That's so nice. Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much. We really feel the love. Can we also just say something as well? I remembered about the wedding. One of my great friends from Brazil, Cosi, he came to the wedding with his beautiful girlfriend. And Sophie spent the whole time having a conversation with her in Spanish. And she wasn't saying much. Sophie didn't realize that in Brazil, they speak Portuguese. Yeah. Not my finest moment. I was like, gosh, did I Spanish that bad? Or maybe she's just really shy. She's probably like, what is this girl doing?

32:07What is this girl doing? Okay, Jackie, let's have some listeners' questions. Okay, from Veronica. What did you find the most difficult to agree on about the wedding and how did you overcome it? The venue was really hard. Oh my God, the venue. That was the hardest thing to do. The venue and the budget. Well, not really the budget. Not really the budget. I don't think the budget, no. I can't. The venue is the hardest thing. The venue was hard, but we didn't disagree on it. It was just hard to find. We didn't disagree on much, I don't think. I think. I don't think you quite like the amount of flowers I got.

32:39No, the flowers though. My mum came up to me and she was literally like, well done on the flowers. She was like, they are the most insane thing. I tried to cut all the flowers out. I was like, we don't need those fricking things. Yeah, that was hard. music for us was really hard music was really hard yeah and I changed last minute the first dance to Ed Sheeran Perfect we didn't really disagree on much no we didn't the venue was really hard we actually had arguments about the venue yeah because we just could not find where to go that was the hardest thing to do for sure this is from Gaz did anyone get super drunk and do anything silly?

33:17did anyone get super drunk and do anything silly? I'm sure many people did on honeymoon I got absolutely hammered oh my god you're absolutely nailed i started talking to the only other couple on the island and they were like trying to pivot and he repeated the traveling story the flights were 10 times then i was so drunk that afterwards i apparently went for a massage i don't remember i just remember being woken up i was like have i just had a massage i could i honestly don't even remember that you were like absolutely wasted and i was sober like this isn't funny it was so intense yeah but I don't think anyone really got that drunk I think people did but I didn't notice yeah I've noticed a few but I'm not going to name any names did you notice people were drunk?

34:02oh yeah really? there was quite a few sharp edits in the last podcast episode really? yeah big time love that love that did anything go wrong in the planning? that's from Daisy Goodison oh my god I mean it's all been documented but anything maybe that you haven't talked about did anything go wrong Soph? a couple names were written wrongly on the invites like we got partners names wrong i tell you what goes wrong at weddings is that people back out like that's that's what happens and like i would say like 20 the weather on the sunday was not what we thought oh my god but no i would say that people backing out 20 of your guests back out i honestly think that's what happened so if you whatever amount of guests that you're having you've got to like take off 20 because so many of our guests like not so many but there was a lot of guests leading up to the wedding that suddenly couldn't make it or had to change or had to cancel and that is a nightmare that is a nightmare so for us guests don't shame all those guys no it's not it's not their fault like things come up or whatever but just as the people putting on the wedding it's like that's a hard thing to manage well in advance it's a hard thing to manage was there any drama on the day spill the beans from maddie was any drama in the day uh you're In your own bubble, you really just don't notice.

35:16I'm sure there was, but I think I got, we both got protected from it from like my bridesmaids. Like if there was, they scooped me away just like, so I didn't see it. Yeah, you didn't see it as much. So, and there was, you know what? There wasn't that much drama. It was a very, not that we're aware of. There wasn't that much drama going on. Jack's sniggering because I think he saw some drama, but. Did you see some drama, Jack? The producers see everything. Oh, okay. All right. I don't think there was too much drama going on. It was all right. I was just in my own little bubble of love. Was there a surprise standout moment of the wedding that you weren't expecting?

35:50That's from AB. Yeah, I mean... The speeches were pretty, really got me. Like your speech was really amazing. The speeches? Yeah. Yeah, I just, honestly, it's just everything. Like friends being there, family being there, speeches, the first dance, just, oh. When it went dark as well, I like took a look at the venue and I was like, wow, this is so beautiful. It's just the greatest time ever. It's just the most magical experience. And it just makes me want to put on a party. Why are you laughing at it? Because you just killed me. Why? It was. Yeah, it was really amazing. The speech is definitely mine.

36:31That was mine. I just the whole thing. Whole thing was just insane. I loved every minute of it. From Ed. Wedding looked incredible and very, very expensive. How much did it cost? Happy to take a ballpark figure. No. It wasn't in budget. Let's just say that. I don't know. Who knows? It's past now. I can't even remember. I want to block it out my brain. I can't even remember. Let's just say we can't buy a house at the moment. No, it's not. I don't know. Who knows? It is what it is. Okay, Stephen. Did you reserve any time on the wedding day to have sex like your friend did? We didn't. No, we didn't.

37:09we didn't no I think I was keen for it and I think you were not keen for it I don't think you were at all I'm hey I'm a red hot male over here a red hot alpha male no stop okay no we didn't I think you get carried away and by the time you get home you are so tired yeah but Sophie when we were abroad kept saying oh Cuban air we weren't in Cuba I don't know why I honestly just like but you did you kept looking at me and going Cuban air well no one knows what that's referring to so moving on Next question. No, honestly, just shush. Can I also say, Sophie was like, right, it's honeymoon. Here we go.

37:47And through boxes of these different... Dad listens. Enough. Okay, well, my luggage didn't arrive, so they didn't arrive, so that was fine. Yeah, so there was no Cuban air action happening. Joking. There was no Cuban air action happening. Okay, all right. What presents did you receive from guests such as Spenny? that's from Mel Beckett got nothing from Spencer no Spencer hasn't got anything and I said to him oh has he not no I said to him what's my gift and he says oh I don't buy people gifts and I was like he doesn't he didn't buy a gift tell you what though thank you letters are the most wonderful thing in the world we got lots and lots of thank you letters yeah we did and they were gorgeous and we have had gifts and we've had amazing presents we've had amazing so many lovely gifts and so many amazing it's honestly just it's I've said this before if you decide to not get married that's a great honey you've said it ten times yeah but I want to repeat it because it's the new podcast I just think it's just so wonderful and it's I don't really mind about the presents but it's just the fact that you get to throw a party for your friends yeah it's more just people being there and them really loving it and being like you but we did get lovely people were very generous and they got us gorgeous gorgeous presents yeah it was amazing this is from George who cried the most from the whole wedding was there someone that you remember that was really ugly crying I think me oh me probably no ways you only cried at the speeches well who else cried otherwise eyes i don't really know i think people were crying yeah i think people cried i'm an ugly on that podcast that's for sure uh honestly i was crying so much when you were walking up the aisle to the actual altar that i was in absolute bits i was so nervous i can't even tell you how nervous were you though i can't tell you the fact that i had to wait in the car for like 40 minutes waiting for the guest to arrive i was like get me out the car in that tight tight little dress of mind really just that nervous yeah really nervous wow yeah i i think i was crying so much i was i was so emotional i think there were a lot of tears there were so many tears all over the place it was it was but good tears oh honey listen amazing tears yeah don't you worry about that it was just lovely tears one bit of advice from both of you for people who are about to get married don't do it as late as we did it really yeah because for a bride i think you're so nervous all day right that adrenaline like builds up and i actually as great as it was i was quite exhausted when i got there because you're so nervous and by the time you get there it's built up so much firstly you can't and make sure you could have a couple drinks because honestly i think i had about three drinks so you would do it earlier yeah oh my god what would i do I would I would take it all in I didn't even get to see the dessert buffet I didn't have like a special lunch with all of my friends and I wish I had done that I wish I had done because normally you have like an usher's lunch Yeah I didn't do any of that and I wish I had got like my whole friends around me before we went and I had some friends which is really great but not everyone and I wish I had loads of friends around me and I had done it that way that's what I would have really loved to do Okay one more about the wedding actually from Sarah The wedding podcast were so beautifully produced the entire production team thoroughly deserve a huge pay rise well I don't know that's weird that's a weird one that's a weird one actually my dad honestly wants to write each of your letters he's like can I have all of their addresses I'm like haven't given it to them we follow each other on Instagram now do you?

41:17yeah he liked my last picture oh my god you know your mum messaged me saying what? Penny messaged me saying thank you so much to the whole team you guys did such amazing job you really did guys we're so happy it was such a lovely message did she really? yeah on Instagram or text? Instagram so now we're following each other as well I thought text I was like come on the truffle pig truffle pig I was like who's truffle pig? for me ages when I first met her I was like who the hell is this truffle pig liking all my photos? truffle pig liking your photos and doing that it's amazing oh I thought her dog's called truffle oh that's cute questions about the honeymoon okay did you ever get your luggage?

41:50no never got my luggage I didn't have any clothes the entire time we know I know Sophie but I have to keep saying Then you bought some sex ones in Panama. I did. I bought some cool little outfits in Panama. It was great. Yeah. But no clothes whatsoever. How long has Jamie been practicing yoga? Incredible photos on the rocks. Do you want to describe what they were? And how long have you been in yoga for? Sophie and I, so I got naked on some rocks. Is that the one we're talking about? Yeah. We got taken to a private island, a private beach. And we both just spent the whole afternoon naked as nudists.

42:20It was so fun. We were just naked. And all we were doing was singing the little mermaid. we were naked on the beach the entire time it was just liberating i honestly might become a nuder it was insane we were just completely naked on the beach and just i want to be where the people are did jamie wear sophie's underwear on the honeymoon no he wore you know massage underwear he wore them every night i had to wear like this sort of like uh i don't know what type of material is it? It's like netted underwear, like material. I had to like wear that the whole time. Yeah. You, Jamie started walking around in his boxes at one point and I was like, I went for dinner in boxer shorts that I bought because I didn't have anything else to wear.

43:00I was like, it's just enough to know. But I had no other clothes. I had to go for, I went for dinner twice in boxer shorts. And I kept saying to you with a little Panama hat on, I said, is this rogue? And you were like, no, it's fine. I was like, I feel like I look a bit weird. No, you quite liked it. You were like, hello, I like it. You love that little Panama hat. he was like I loved my Panama hat and then we also one night decided to go and have a cigar I was like this is going to be cool going to have a cigar the cigar cost$40 and I was like alright smoked it smoked about a third of it I was like I honestly feel like I could throw up the smoking a cigar in your pants in my boxer shorts with a Panama hat on it's crazy I saw that video actually of you in the black pants and you were like are you sure it looks okay it didn't it didn't why would you say that Because the trackies, you were making me hot.

43:48You were like beads of sweat. I was like, just please just stop sweating all over me. So hot the entire time. Your favourite thing you enjoyed the most about Honeymoon? And that's from Isabella. Seabobbing. Mine was hanging out with you. Yeah, same. We laughed a lot. Yeah, I think mine was honestly just hanging out with you. Because I think in life sometimes, you don't like, it goes by so quick. And actually, we just switched off totally and just hung out with each other. Wedding blues. That's this question from me. Big time. Really? Yeah. It's a real weird feeling I want to do it all again and again I just loved it I honestly think I should be a party planner I love it We had a party planner You did not You cannot take credit for that No but I love throwing parties No I think you just let me A centre of attention But it was wonderful I love throwing parties But yes wedding blues is a real thing 100 % Okay and last one They say the sex is better Than ever on a honeymoon Is that true?

44:43And that's from Jamie G The Camberman did we have sex i'm joking honestly sophie kept saying she kept walking around going for the cubanette that's what you kept saying i think the humidity decided the humidity must i don't know married life whatever it is the humidity something was going on but yeah for some reason when you're on honeymoon boy it gets frisky out there i'm gonna i'm gonna put it out there we once did it twice in a day I asked I asked you want to vomit Boy No you need to stop Sophie couldn't keep her hands off me Yeah those trackies were just barring me right up Couldn't keep your hands off me baby We love those messages thank you so much guys as I said listen it's the first episode back this whole part of newlyweds being newlyweds we're going to have so much fun with different things so please keep sending in your wedding messages anything at all we want to hear from you all your different listeners messages that's the end of listeners questions

45:53well how do you think our first episode back has gone I don't know how do you think that's not very confident we're a little bit jet lagged yeah alright I'll go listen to Joe Rogan get some inspo go and get some inspo do you think I've lost my mojo do you think you've lost your mojo I think I've I think listen I think I think we're a little bit jet lagged today but that's totally cool honey it doesn't even matter I tell you what though I do want everyone to know so people are probably wondering hey what is the podcast going to be because you're not getting married and I tell you what tell you bloody what is it going to be sister oh you want to know what it's going to be I'll tell you honey I'll tell you what's going to be no I can't bear that oh I'll tell you what's going to be you're not laughing do you know who I've been watching Arnold Schwarzenegger oh big guy yeah what's he doing in these days javelin see what javelin javelin javelin what does he do wait he's a javelin thrower Arnold Schwarzenegger's champion javelin throw what he's a big guy though right yeah he's a big guy what the hell what does he do these days well try and guess what he does what do you think Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger what do you think he's done athlete yeah maybe actor what if I said to you what else I'm going to say to this to you hasta la vista baby you know I've never watched any movies okay what if I was going to say to you I'll be back I'll be like cool when what time no people are wondering hey what are you going to talk about the first year of marriage is apparently one of the hardest you have can't be harder than last year well apparently it is oh it's a bug learn sister get ready for it baby houses gotta think about buying a house potentially oh honestly it's been two years of Jamie saying this and it's just never gonna happen I know well hey listen honey you love our poo little smelly apartment and that's not because it's pooey because of us but you know we've got the drainage problems potentially you know who knows about kids kids could be on the horizon who knows about that you know you never know Speak for yourself.

47:42Well, listen, I'm just saying first year of marriage. Getting, you know, getting to know each other a little bit more. I've known you for five years. Six. But, you know, there's some things you may not know about me. Well, I heard that you, like, had fun with that fanny light of yours on your podcast, which you lied to me about, you sicko. That fanny light. I don't want to go into that. That's just, that's scarred in my head. The flesh light. Yeah, you, no. And do you know what? and it's going to be all about the first year of marriage and what the ups, the downs, the left, rights. It's going to be amazing.

48:13So if you are newlyweds or you're not even newlyweds or you're just in your first year of relationship or whatever it is. Or you just want to see if we make it because who knows? Great. That's chirpy. And also we're going to have some guests on the podcast and I'm not saying any names, but hey, don't crouch down over there. Don't go down that. Abbey Road. Abbey Road. I'll be ready. Or, when I was younger, I used to like Punch and Judy. If only Punch's name was turned to King... I don't want to say, I'm giving too much away. Or maybe you'll see a return of... Not Hillary Clinton, but... Yeah, that's great.

48:58That's it. Or... Oh, I love, not the colour black, but no, let's not do that one. The colour black. The colour orange. Move on, move on. I can't go white. What? Anyway, the point is that we don't want to really give away who, but we've got lots of guests coming on the podcast to talk about marriage, relationships. Give us some tips. Give us some tips. It's going to be amazing. Come along on the ride with us. We can't wait to have you all the way and hopefully you're going to laugh along the way with all of our stories. And please keep sending in all of your listeners' messages because they are our favourite things in the entire world.

49:30Any stories at all. Listen, bring back the boo stories. Bring back the voice news. You know I love that. Bring back the wedding stories. Bring back the sex stories. Oh, right. I want some more apples up some bum holes. Is that what you want? Yeah. All right. I want to know how it is being recently married. The ups, the downs, the lows, the rights. Yeah. Yeah, I said it. You said it, sister. I said it, sister. Okay, so please send in all of your messages to our DMs at newlyweds on Instagram. go and do that because we'd love to hear from you hey by the way we're also on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube if you didn't know that oh goodbye guys love you until next week until next time and I feel like we need a new ending because boy oh if you're married stick with it if you're getting engaged go for it if you're married good luck if you're getting divorced it's okay and if you are single go have loads of sex okay everybody love you guys bye listen we love you We'll see you next week.

50:35Bye.

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