Our Three Year Wedding Anniversary 💍🤍

0:00Well hello everybody welcome back to Newly Parents. Welcome to Newly Parents. Welcome. Creek who's that? It's the listeners. We're really excited because it's our anniversary episode. It's been three years since we got married so it's a very special episode today. We have loads of fun surprises. Most of the surprises Sophie doesn't know about so they're all coming so I can't really tell you what there is but there's loads of surprises. Do you have a surprise for me? I've got a couple little surprises up my sleeve that you guys are going to love. So listen, you're going to enjoy the episode. It's going to be amazing.

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2:52It's your favourite host, Sophie Haboo. Yeah, woo! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, ring-a-ding-ding. Today is a very, very special episode because, ladies and gentlemen, it was our wedding anniversary. So it's our anniversary wedding episode. Well, it's not actually been. Why didn't I say that? Do you know that we've been doing our anniversary wrong this whole time? No. Your anniversary is 100 % April the 14th when you got legally married. But you, yeah, yes, lighter, convinced me it was when we, our Spanish wedding. So, okay, so. Let me ask you a question.

3:30Yeah. When was the day that we got married? April 14th. So what is a marriage anniversary? Well, I think we actually got married. Oh, but it's called a wedding anniversary. Yes. but illegally if you google it because someone asked me this recently and I was like we say the Spanish wedding but I think we're wrong and then everyone was like you're 100 % wrong it's the day you have the wedding you big pop it no pop it it's not pop it sock it that was the big old party and the wedding that you got married was that day where I wore that lovely dress and you wore that lovely suit and we were married in London I disagree and in that case you've missed my wedding anniversary you've missed mine and I don't have a present them.

4:09Speaking of presents, just before Sophie was about to give birth, I went and got Sophie a present. She wanted a baby nappy bag. So I went to all these different stores to find a baby nappy bag to give her this present, right? It was a Prada nappy bag. Mama's bougie. A Prada nappy bag. By the way, I looked on Amazon at nappy bags. They're really cheap. A Prada one is not. Went to one store. They're like, sorry, we don't sell it. We sell it in the other one. Went to the other store they said sorry we sent the other one went back to the original store and they had it there anyway so excited wrapped up brought it back as i looked at my phone so if you'd mess with me like where the fuck are you you need to be home and as i came in you were going to be so angry at me but i brought in your little present yeah but can i just in my defense i was so so big and pregnant right and we'd booked this one day off i just got on mat leave and jamie had booked this one day off a week it was like a thursday and i was so enormous and pregnant and bored stiff and i was like why are we not going for lunch and eating delicious food because i was scared you'd eat i'm scared you'd eat the waiters it's not even funny it's not even funny what you were gonna eat a waiter you what i okay sorry i'm not she would have at that point i'm not gaslighting I didn't actually think you would need to wait her.

5:33Anyway, he came back at like 4pm. And I think that actually what happened was you didn't take the day off. You went to work and then decoy because you got all my messages being like, this is fucking ridiculous. Like, it's your day off. Why are you back in the office? You went, ding, ding, ding. I must go get her a present. But look, I don't give a fuck as long as you got the present. It was divine. And what was so amazing is that I realized that Sophie's anger actually isn't real anger. because if you just get her a present she's like i'm over it i actually don't care now by the way we went to the baftas recently and we saw the person that i love the most in this world you know who it is louis through no no oh yeah well explain what happened oh my god guys we're just standing freezing like my eyelashes were literally in my hair because it was that cold complaining about how cold it was and out of the corner of my eye jamie's talking to somebody i was Louis Theroux came over to Jamie and said Jamie I didn't get to come say hi you I've never seen you look so sweet because you were like a little boy who the older cool boy at school had like chosen you to like come and kick a football with them and you were trying to act cool and chill but you were like Jamie then went which was so nice of you because like lots of times you don't forget she is but you went this is my wife Sophie and I was like and my mouth was about to go big fan and I held it in.

6:52But I love Louis Theroux. I find he's so sweet. Sophie was so cold, so freezing. Everyone was so freezing. It was not right. It was not right. Sophie was so cold. She was like this. She was shivering. And she literally looked across and went, there's that really famous guy with the curly hair. And I looked up and it was Seth Rogen. So famous in that curly hair. I know. And by the way, Seth, he looked fucking great. And he was so sweet. because he like got into the line to queue for the photos to get your photos done and like obviously he's an a-lister so like why are you queuing behind Jamie and me so he like got pulled around to the front and like people are like oh my god he's pushing the queue and I was like obviously but he was so sweet because he didn't say like obviously get me at the front of the queue you know he stood in line with his glasses on how cold were you as well it was the coldest I've ever been in my whole entire life.

7:50Genuinely. And I know people think that's silly because it's May and it was warm, but I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was a storm coming off the sea, the River Thames, not the sea. I don't know what it was, but I don't think the River Thames is a sea. It leads into the sea though. I don't think it is a sea. I think that there was some small storm that came on that day to throw us all into a frenzy and boy did it. Everyone was like, I'm not joking when I say my eyelashes were in my hair. Like they flew off and they were just in there. Well, happy anniversary, honey. Happy anniversary, honey.

8:25What is your favorite thing over the past three years, do you think? Having our son, Siggy. Come on. Yeah. That is like the best thing in the entire world. How much is the love for him? Explain. And like next level, how much is the love for him with you? Ah, crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. And also like to get like, like, stop it for a second. It's like the most beautiful thing in the world. It's like insane, the love. But almost crazy, the love, because... It's almost painful. Yeah, it is almost painful. It's almost like too much. It becomes too much. And sometimes when I see him at night, when he's just sleeping there, and I can hear his breathing, it's like the...

9:02I just... It's crazy what I feel. What do you mean? Do you go up to his nursery and just... Well, sometimes when I see it on the nanette, on the little TV, or when I go upstairs when he's like, and I put my hand on him, and he's... They're just... Babies are so innocent and so pure. I know. So it got me thinking, right? Ziggy's going to get older at some point. No. He is. I can't bear it. Don't, because I will be crying. Sophie might actually start crying. I cry all the time at the moment about him. I don't know what is wrong with me. Because at some point, you're not going to be able to hold him.

9:31Because he's going to be too big. I know, but you're trying to make me cry on this podcast. And that is gaslighting. At some point, he's going to be too big. And you won't be able to hold him anymore. He's so big now. My back's tattered. But at some point, also, we're going to have to tell him off. That is what's going to happen. All right? so at some point I do hear you sometimes trying to reason with him yeah I talked to him the whole time yeah and I just need to tell you he's five months and he doesn't understand you trying to reason with him okay like you can't be like right Ziggy legs down no no no no Ziggy come on it's time to put your legs down now I'm putting on your nappy like he doesn't understand what his legs are doing he doesn't understand what legs up legs down means he definitely does and then when you are like no no come on big boy you're a strong boy you don't need to you're right he does he does 100 when i say to him legs in the air ziggy he puts his legs in the air he always has his legs in the air no he doesn't sometimes his legs are down he knows when i'm changing his nappy okay there are some times where he doesn't put his legs in the air and i'll be like ziggy time to put your legs in the air and he puts his legs in the air and it and it i would say 90 of the time both his feet are in his mouth so they're always in the air okay but at some point we're gonna have to tell him off okay ziggy's gonna come back and he's done something wrong.

10:43And he's probably going to be, I don't know, maybe 16 years old. Maybe 15 years old. Maybe 14 years old. What's he done? He's come back late. Because he was seeing a girl. We told him he had a curfew. He had to be back before 4-11. And he came back after midnight. That's not bad. What's actually bad? That is bad. That's not bad. That is bad. I'd be like... That is bad. I will befriend his girlfriends. Trust me. Honey, you will hate that. I will. You will hate that bitch. No, I won't. Yes, you will. But if she breaks my son's heart, I'll fucking kill her. I won't. I know what to do. I am going to befriend them.

11:17Like, they hate to see me coming. They're going to love me so much. They're going to love me more than Ziggy. Ziggy's creepy mum is back again. Like, get her out of here, this psycho mum. He's trying to be my mate. I'm going to be so chill and nonchalant. Okay, hold on. You're not going to be a cool mum. Oh, guys, closing the door in the bedroom. Have fun. You're going to be like that? Yeah. Or are you going to be like, open the door so I can hear if you're having sex? No, I'm just going to ignore them and let them do it. But I would talk to the parents first. You would? Yeah, I would phone the parents and say, by the way, your daughter's coming over.

11:49Are you happy for them to share a room? Are they not allowed to share the room? Yeah, you must do that. I will do that. You must do that. I was never allowed to share rooms with boyfriends, ever. Did your mum ever walk in on you when you were younger having sex? No. But did you have girlfriends back to your house? Yes. But you had that little... Annex. I know, he had his own apartment. I had my own apartment. That's so unrelatable. She, at 15, you were gone. I had my own apartment. So she never was like, breakfast in the apartment because you cooked your own breakfast. No, but what I used to do when I was younger is I used to throw parties in my house, my mum's house.

12:25I used to get everyone to stay over and my mum was in the countryside. She didn't know I was throwing parties. Still to the day, she doesn't understand how big the parties were, but the parties were so big that the police turned up once. They were big parties. And one night, my two friends stayed in my mum's bed and they had sex. Oh no, I'm really upset for Penny. I'm actually so angry with you for her. And you would never change the sheets. No. That is so disrespectful to her. I'm honestly shocked. Jesus, I wasn't ready for that. Sorry, she came home innocently from the country. Gooey, Jamie, darling.

12:58She had no idea. I had a lovely bath in the evening and climbed into her bed. I actually have tears thinking about it. That is so mean. You are vile. You are vile. That is awful. But if Ziggy does that to me, I will be you. Wait, did your parents ever catch you having SCX? Someone I dated, his mum, like my first ever boyfriend, his mum always used to just pop into the room. So how often do you have sex with your ex? Not very much. So nothing's changed much? Nothing changed. She said that so seriously. Nothing has changed. Yeah, nothing's changed. So if Ziggy brings home a girl, you're going to try and befriend them?

13:35If Ziggy brings home a girl, I will suss them out. I will befriend them. And how will you do that? And I will just like Get down on her level You know Okay so I'm Just become buddies with her I'm Isabel And I'm Ziggy's friend And she's come home And how are you gonna How are you gonna greet her? Hi Izzy And you're Mrs. Lang Hi Mrs. Lang You know what I might do Is just like be chill Like not even in the room That's what the cool mums were Anyway Ziggy's back He's a little bit drunk Alright here we go Buddy wait What's this? Me and your mother have been sick We've been sick with worry are you a little bit drunk honey say something i can smell that alcohol too i can remember this one time my dad picked me up from a party right yeah it was i i think i snuck out the window to go to this party and then basically i think i think something happened like police also came to this party everyone needed to get home but obviously there was no ubers back in the day so i had to call my dad and i was like look i'm at this party it's not good like shit's going down you need to come pick me up i was a bit drunk i was like 16 i never forget my dad picking me up in his car side profile open the door i get in i was like hi dad slam the door open the door to the house went up to bed not a peep and i thought oh my god that is it i am in so much and he never spoke about it again i think maybe i was grounded then i definitely got told but he was frothing.

15:08I think if he'd spoken, he would have... Been that angry. He was frothing. I think phone was coming out his mouth. He was so, so angry. Okay. I just... It's like a profile. I can see it from a mile away. And so that is the sign. It's you turn and you've got to let him see your silent profile. Okay. And then go up to bed in silence. So you're going to do that? And then I think just ignore him the next day. Silent treatment. I don't think that teaches them. I like... I think it did. I never, ever went to a party that police came to. I'm going to, look, this is how you do it. Ziggy. Man. Okay, and then I'm going to second, Jamie, let's just talk to Ziggy when he's sober.

15:47No, he's sober. Go eat some bread and have some milk. Let him get away with everything. This is why he's like this. Listen, you're grounded. That is terrible people's skills. Person. What is it? Parenting skills. You're grounded, Ziggy. And I'll tell you why you're grounded. Because you're out late and you've been drinking and you know we hate alcohol. Not in this house. And then as he goes off, love you. Yeah, we love you. Come back. I'll hug you. I love you. You and I have not had it. We haven't had a date night in a while. When was the last time we went on a date? Maybe just before we got married.

16:26Genuinely, really read it back in your head. Do holidays count, right, as date nights? Yes. So holidays. No, you don't think we've been on a date night? No. I really think. Yes. Really, really. Does the BAFTAs count as a date night? No. So holidays. So Ziggy Bay. No, having dinner together and going on holiday together. That is definitely like a date night. That is a date night. Yeah. Ziggy Bay. Although I did have quite a few dinners on my own in Ziggy Bay. Jamie was feeling a little bit tender after that run. And boy, did he need to sleep. And I was just out there having a solo holiday. Okay.

17:04So listen, because we haven't been on a dinner date for a long time, we haven't been on a date for a while as well. I feel like because it's our anniversary, we should try and see if we can flirt with each other still. We're going to do a little bit of heart rate monitor to see if I can raise your heart rate by flirting with you. I feel really embarrassed for you already. No, but we have to set the scenario. We're in a bar. I'm going to come up to you. Okay. I don't know you. But I'm going to see if I can raise your heart rate. so at the moment Sophie's heart rate is what Magda? So Sophie's current resting heart rate is 74 BPM Am I a healthy girl?

17:40That's quite high High? Yeah my resting is 45 Oh well clearly she's excited to play the game You're excited at the moment Does that mean I'm not very well? High, high-ish heart rate you're probably a bit more elevated because you're having a fun time in the pod I must be so stressed Or you're stressed So the scenario is this you're in a bar I'm going to come up to you at the bar and I'm going to flirt with you I'm ready Hey can I can I get a bourbon? Thanks very much. Oh, hey. Haven't seen you around here recently or at all. What's your name? Little lady? One of those, are we? Cat, cut your tongue?

18:15Do you want a bourbon as well? Yeah, don't drink. What about a little alfowl? Do you like one of those? Are you going to respond? No, I was wanting you You have to respond to me. I wanted to get to the point that I was going to say, are you talking to me? But you never, ever realised that I didn't realise you were even talking to me. There's no one else in the bar. It's a full bar. How do you know? It's make-believe. There's four other women and four other men here. Is that what you've imagined? Yes. All right, here we go. And I'm miles where you're over on that side. All right, okay, let's start again.

18:51Hey. Hey. Yeah, you. Hey, how are you? Just wait there. I'm going to come round. Hold on. I'm just going to get a couple of drinks. Yeah, can I get a Coors Light? And a Shandy. Yeah, thanks, man. Do you want one? Are you American? I need English. Do you want one? No. Hey, listen, you're beautiful. Thank you. And you know when I saw you across from the bar? Oh, your accent. You're British again. Anyway, I've seen you here a couple of times before Never been here before in my life Nope In fact, I've never been to this town Okay, well I've seen you in some town somewhere And when I've seen you before And every single time I see you, do you know what I think?

19:42That person's going to be my wife

19:52We must stop it Okay, we must stop it What is our heart rate? So we had a small peak To 76 BPM When you said Elderflower And when you called Sophie Beautiful We had a small peak As well And then It just went Steadily down Let's do it again Hey Sophie You're so beautiful I'm peaking right now I think Sophie You are so beautiful You're the most beautiful person I know You are beautiful No Just listen to me No matter what they say You are so beautiful It's peaking You are so It's off the charts it's peaking so is it going up magda it has gone down again okay there we go i tell you what we're not good at flirting we're not good at flirting yeah we've kind of lost that at the moment but i tell you what i tell you who is good at flirting is our listeners should we go into

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23:51Shop now at liquidiv.com. Liquid IV, hydration that goes wherever life takes you. Well, welcome back to Listener's Messages. I'm Sophia Boo and this is a love story from Sam Hey Sophie and Jamie, congrats on becoming newly parents and on the birth of your little boy Siggy I have a story for you Back in January 2019 I had just come out of a 10 year relationship and was searching for answers A few of my friends had visited a clairvoyant so I reached out and booked his next appointment It was a crazy experience, he was throwing words at me and I just wrote it all down I didn't even have a chance to ask him any questions, it was just non-stop information I left a little overwhelmed and read over the notes and a few things stuck out Firstly the places Ireland and Las Vegas were said together Secondly, I was going to meet the love of my life very soon He was going to have dark hair, be very handsome And once we met that would be it He also said that he'd be the one I would marry and that he would love tennis I got back to my desk and as I put my phone down it pinged And I saw that I had matched with someone who had dark hair and was very handsome I was a little shocked and joked to my friend at work that it was a little bit soon sooner than I thought We met three days later for a date now almost seven years down the line We have been married just over a year and a half and have also just become parents ourselves Did I also forget to mention that my husband follows no sport except tennis and that we got married onst Patrick's day in Vegas That's lovely.

25:19Oh my gosh. And she was 17 weeks pregnant on a wedding. Hey guys, that's insane. That's insane Can we have the clairvoyance number? That's wild. That's wild. Sophie's done two clairvoyance. You did two in a row. I did two in a row. And I don't understand why you didn't give me one of them. You had a psychic reading, then you did another psychic reading the next day. You can also have their contact details. They were very, very, very good. Were they very good? Very, very good. All right, well, I need them. Can you please send them over to me? All right, I have one. You ready for this? Funny pregnancy story from Millie.

25:50Hi, Jamie and Sophie. Sophie, now that you're newly parents and I know all the craziness of labour and giving birth, I thought I'd share a funny story from having a first baby back in 2021. The labour was slow and after what felt like forever, they told me it was time to break my waters. As the doctor was doing his thing, it was an unfortunate time to let a little silent guff pop out. Guff, I love that word. Did you ever use the word guff at school? I've never heard of the word guff. Sophie says guffed. I've never heard of the word guff. Have you guffed? That's a word for fart. Yeah. I hate that word.

26:26Guff. Yeah, guff. That is vile. I can smell the smell of a guff from it. Oh, so have you guffed. Oh, you're a guffy bloke. Okay. What can you do better out than in? The doctor didn't mention anything, and I thought I'd gotten away with it. After about 20 minutes, he came back in saying he needed a dip test my urine because there was a foul odour coming from my vagina. I then had to say, sorry, but when you were down there breaking my waters, I farted on your head. my husband was cracking up. Sorry, you farted and the doctor thought there was a smell coming from your vagina. That is so, so embarrassing.

27:00I really feel for you because that to me, it's possibly one of the worst situations that could happen. Did you guff? I didn't guff at all. Did you not? I queefed. It came out my vagina.

27:15I queefed and Dr. Tarek was so nice and just didn't even comment on it And you and I were like, ha! And he was like, yeah, sometimes you just got to laugh. Sophie queefed when he was trying to break her waters. No, not when I. The water came out and so did a queef at the same time out of my vagina. And I was like, ha!

27:35You queefed. I guffed out my vagina.

27:41But a queef doesn't smell. Do you remember the first time you ever queefed? Was it really embarrassing? No, no. We're just going to continue with this story now. Come on, was there ever a time when you queefed? No. There wasn't? No. Queefed is a terrible word. Queefed is better than guff. You just said you guffed out your vagina. Oh God, it's good. To be honest, with all that goes on in bringing a baby into the world, letting off a silent but violent fart on someone, I'll never see again. It wasn't the worst thing ever. My gorgeous boy Max is born about 12 hours after that, and we now have a little baby boy here as well, who's almost nine months old.

28:18No doctors were harmed from farting during this birth, luckily. Love the podcast and all the best for the beautiful chapter of parenthood. It's the best thing in the world. Yes, Millie. You absolute legend. You legend. Did I ever tell you the time when I guffed on a flight? It was awful. It was terrible. I was watching. The time you have guffed on so many flights I've been on you with. No, I have not. You guffed 24-7. Oh, God. We must retell that story, which we haven't told in ages. the time we first took our first holiday together this is absolutely unbelievable we took a holiday together

28:59we took a holiday together to me to mexico and it was fucking mental the whole thing firstly so so if you wore these eyelashes you put eyesight you put i did eyelash extensions for like the second time in my life. First time I did them, I had a massive allergic reaction, but I thought, you know what? Second time around, I'll be all right. Oh no. Second time around, Sophie also had a massive reaction on the flight to Mexico. And I turned around. And we were sitting in front of each other and I turned around and started talking to Sophie.

29:38They had their own heartbeat. Sophie's eyes were so red and she went, is there something wrong with my eyes? And I went oh my god I said what have you put on them? She was like I put these extensions I said how do we get it off? I had to go to get the little bottles of olive oil The mini bottles of olive oil that you put on the salads that are this big And Sophie pulled them out on her tray No, no, no I didn't do it on a tray I put it into my hands and I was covered my whole top just had oil down it and I was like this the whole 11 hours to Mexico I spent just not a minute not oiling my eyes to get these lashes out anyway the funniest thing about it was is Sophie was like this it was crazy and I was like she was like am I going to be alright I was like you're going to be fine and I managed to connect to the internet where you have to pay 10 quid and honestly the first thing came was that she said she was going to go blind and I went and Sophie saw my face.

30:44She's like, what's happened? I went, nothing. Let's just get them off. Anyway, it was so good. Anyway, we went, I went, so I could start smelling something. And I was like, what the fuck is that smell? Anyway. Guys, can I tell you the smell? I can't explain. Was I sat in the chair behind you? I was like this. What? I can't breathe. It was so bad. It infused my whole body. It was like a sewer. I think someone has a prank. Shattered to the air con and put a fan behind it. Because the smell on everyone in the cabin was like, what the fuck is that? It was so silent but violent. I went to the loo to be like, what is that smell?

31:39Came out of the loo and Sophie thought it was me. So in the middle, she looked at me and went, no! No!

31:50I've got a love story from Sarah. Hi, Jamie and Sophie. I'm loving having you guys back in my ears every Monday. And I wanted to share the story of my amazing partner, Dan, with you. In 2024, while Dan was on a holiday with some friends on the South Coast, I got a really terrifying phone call. I was told he'd slipped off a crumbling cliff edge while out for a walk and fallen about 20 feet to the beach and had to be airlifted to hospital. I grabbed a bag and drove straight down there in absolute panic. When I arrived, the doctor sat me down and said that he had been put in an induced coma and that there was a high chance he'd never be able to walk again.

32:23It's been a very long journey since, but two years and a lot of rehabilitation later, Dan's doing amazingly. His determination and bravery has been incredible to witness. He has good days and bad days, but has almost fully recovered, and we have just welcomed our first baby. Wow He's an incredible dad And I'm so grateful every day that he's around To see our son grow up I also could be more thankful to the amazing NHS staff At the Royal Bournemouth Hospital We owe them absolutely everything Sending you lots of love Wow That is so scary But just amazing that he's doing so much better And I'm so, so happy you guys have just had a baby Congratulations Just the best thing ever Yeah, life is just fragile in so many ways And that's just incredible I love that Okay, we have a listener's message.

33:09It's a birth story, Soph. We're ready for this. Hi, lovely Sophie and Jamie. I have been listening to all of your podcasts from the very start. We came to your newlyweds tour in 2024 and I love the newly parents chapter. Yay. Last weekend, we were having a special night away ahead of our baby's arrival at the hotel where we got married in 2024 and spotted none other than you guys out the window heading off in a car all dressed up. I was so excited to maybe see you and say hello, but our baby had other ideas. as my water suddenly broke just as we were about to head to bed. We whizzed straight off to hospital where our perfect baby boy arrived rather early and very quickly.

33:47What? We're so happy and grateful that he's here with us, although I was a bit sad not to meet you both. I hope you had a gorgeous weekend. I can't wait to listen to your new podcast with my baby in my arms. All our love from Alicia and Harvey and baby Teddy. Let's go. You saw us at the hotel. What hotel? Where we were just in the Lake District. You are kidding me. That's what it would have been. How do you know? Because 100 % it would have been that. Because that's where we were all dressed up, going out from a hotel. Where we went to your friend's wedding. That's amazing. Oh my God, congratulations.

34:18That's incredible. All right, listen, you poppets. Thank you so much for your listeners' messages. Thank you so much for your voice notes when you send them in. You can send them a voice note into our number, which is in the show description. Send us an email, newlyparents at jamperproductions.co.uk or you can slide into our DMs at newlyparentspodcast on Instagram. Slide in. We see them all. we read them all and we love them to keep sending them in isn't that right honey? please keep sending them in dear friends that is the end of Lister's Messages so honey because it's our anniversary I've got you a present you've been pregnant for nine months and then you're now a new mum and you've been going through so much so I've made a song for you and I think it's amazing and the song is all of the messages that you've sent me over the past 16 months are you ready?

35:04I am ready here we go this is all for you no like never ever have I been this tired in my whole life I'm fucking unwell why do you keep hanging up it's a bad idea we are seeing eye to eye don't make me cry Three whole years already. Time sure flies on by. Yeah, Sophie, I'm so lucky. I get to call you my wife. The best mom to our Ziggy. I'm glad it's you on the other side of the telephone line. For the rest of my life. Come to bed now, Shirley. I love you so much Don't want you to have a go at me But I'm a bit upset And I'm still tired How like my throat is razor blades Are you mad? Cause the devil wears Prada Call me ASAP please X Three whole years already Time sure flies on by Yeah Sophie, I'm so lucky I get to call you my wife The best mum to our Ziggy I'm glad it's you on the other side Of the telephone line It's unbelievable, isn't it?

36:54For the rest of my life

36:59That is so good Isn't that great? Are you mad because of the Devil Wears Prada? Guys, I didn't want to go. I was too tired to go to the premiere. And I thought Jamie was really grumpy about this. Yeah, it's so easy to say. Well, you saw it saying, are you mad because we didn't go to the Devil Wears Prada? I was like, what? I didn't even understand what's going on. Happy anniversary, honey. Happy anniversary. That is genius. That's very genius. Did you go from like the chicks? Did you put in do like country? I knew you would like country music. So I went for country. It's so good, right? I love it.

37:31You enjoyed it? Oh, cause Sophie, you're so great. The best mum to us, Ziggy. I'm bad that you're on the other side of the telephone line. Can we shout out to, he's called? He's called Jordan Robert. He's based in Nashville, Tennessee. Tennessee. He's a stunning voice. Unbelievable. We also have your message. Dustin Bieber. Bieber was not available. Damon. For Vampire Diaries. Again, he wasn't available. Huh? Guys, you can spunk out the money to get me a Damon. Stefan. If you were going to go on a road trip with someone. Morgan Freeman. If you were going to go on a road trip with someone. No, just one person in this world.

38:11Who would you go on a road trip with? Just you and that person. Who would it be? Damon. No, your ultimate. Stefan. No, not that. Not someone you. You. Who would you want to chat with and have the best time with you just think is the best part? You know who it is. I know them. You don't know them. I'm not going to let you. Who is it? Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler, no. You know who this person is. Who would you invite to the party if you could have any party in the world? Who would it be? Lisa Vanderpump. So we have a message from the one. I'm fucking dead. The only. Guys, I'm dead. It's Lisa Vanderpump.

38:49And she has a message for you, Sophia Boo. Hello, Sophie darling. Lots and lots of love to you on your third wedding anniversary and big kiss from Jamie. I mean, apparently he sounds so great, so sexy, and I hope that your new baby Ziggy inherits his good looks. I mean, you know who told me to say this, right? And apparently, mama, you are really the love of his life. And Jamie, this is my message to you. I mean, don't shoot the messenger. But Jamie is ready to get frisky again. I guess it's his anniversary, yours too. Make sure you're spoiled, you're loved and adored. Jamie, good luck. Sophie, darling, loved and adored.

39:42Keep doing what you're doing. Have a very happy, happy wedding anniversary. Oh, my God, I love her. Wait, guys, can I just ask? She has to read what you've written her to say. Yeah She must be like Why No she would I honestly don't think She would do it for anyone Like I think she saw It was you And went and did it We just got you a message From Lisa Vanderpump What a day Exactly That is unbelievable And honey it doesn't even end there I just would like to meet her It doesn't end there Because we have another surprise for you God it's full of surprises Lisa Don't be stupid She's not here I know Ewan Would not be sat there like that Because he loves Lisa Vanderpump Lisa Vanderpump is not in the house I feel like Lisa would come on the podcast Can we please get Lisa Vanderpump on the podcast When we do it do we have the Do we have the right to surprise you rather than tell you Absolutely you do I grant you my permission Great that is permission granted We have another little present for you honey Here you go happy anniversary honey I love you Oh my gosh I have a star named after me that is the most cool thing in the whole entire world i love that guys happy third anniversary to the brightest star in my universe love jamie that is so sweet love you okay well i also have a present for you okay i can't wait it's not quite as good as a star ziggy starts a podcast to jamie and ziggy love sophie oh my god one day daddy picked up ziggy and said right time for a chat as he nodded his head about your future and the plans i can see ziggy blinked conspiritually big word for ziggy i've been thinking said daddy with a starry-eyed boast you could grow up to be a world famous podcast host so sweet and they all lived happily ever after and they were very successful and won loads of youtube awards plus podcast of the year awards no wrinkles and the best hairline anyone's ever seen honey that is unbelievable now this is because the third year anniversary present is leather okay so this is a little what is it that we could play a game with it's a leather belt what is this you'll have to open it up and see it's a saddle you can spank your toys leather paddle it's not paddle it's a Actually feels quite nice.

42:09Have a little, have a little patter of that. So nice. Yeah. I wanted it. Go on, give me that little tush. Come on, give me, yeah. Give me your hand again. Here we go. No, out, sore. Okay, so what game are we going to play? Okay, so the game is, I'm going to ask you questions and whatever you get wrong. You smack me. On the hand. I smack you on the butt. On the hand. On the bare butt. Not on the bare butt. On your bare butt. On my hand. On your hand, you little scally guy. All right, scally girl. here we go these are questions that you really ought to know by now when's my mom's birthday when's your mother's birthday yes when is your mother's birthday when's my mom's birthday when is your mom's birthday this is not i'm not speaking english no it is but i thought your questions about you this is my mom's birthday march couldn't be further not even the right month April Nope January No March No February No And I'll tell you why you don't know Because I had six years If it was last year And you didn't even come out To Portugal for her birthday Because you were working So it's in the summer It's July Yeah July the 15th Why are you obsessed with the 15th?

43:20That's your mum's birthday Not ours July the 22nd 21st Close Okay Alright you can go for it What's my favourite song? Your favourite song would be That one No Your favourite song You know this Lewis Capaldi, someone you loved No Adele, hello No What's your favourite song? If I were a boy Alright, here we go another one What is the age gap between me and Georgia? Two years When was I born? 1994 It's two years What did I get in my GCSEs? You got all A's No. And one B? No. You've got all Bs. A star, A star, A, A, A, one B. All A's and one B? A stars. I'm about to slap him, guys. Slap. No, you have to get it properly.

44:14What size feet do I have? 11. You do? No, I don't. Okay, 10 and a half. No. They're massive. They're not. They are. What size feet do I have? Seven? No. Four. Five. Five.

44:34what is my star sign aries gemini there's no fucking ways you're lying i don't know you're a scorpio yes but you're october the 19th and i'm a libra you absolute pillock okay all right pillock all right okay ah what is my favorite position doggy

45:02wait position in sex i think that's right is it what do you mean is it you're quite missionary okay are we going again okay if i could eat one thing for the rest of my life what would it be Cereal or ice cream Just a slap for good nature Is that the end of the game? That's the end I could play them all day long Come on yay Well listen You scallywags out there All you ladies and gentlemen Who were listening We love you toe rags On that little note We're probably going to end the show there But don't worry We're going to be back next week For another episode You can not miss We love you Talking all things I keep saying we love you We love you all things new person hopefully Sophie won't be tired for the next one what do you think I hope I won't be guys but there's no betting on it anyway as always please get in touch you get in touch via email newlyparents at jampopproductions.co.uk you can sign into our DMs newlyparentspodcast on Instagram check it out we're also on YouTube and you can send us a voice note to our number everything can stay anonymous as well and we see all of them and on that note if you're getting married good luck if you're getting pregnant you go for it baby If we're getting a spank tonight.

46:17Oh, go and get spanked. And if you are getting married. Go for it. We love you. Goodbye. Next week. Goodbye.

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