A Haunted Halloween Special: Does this call for an etsy witch?

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1:14offering both virtual and in-person sessions nights and weekends. You can search by what matters, like insurance, specialty, identity, or availability. And you can book a therapy session in minutes and begin in as little as two days, not the national 48-day average. See if you could pay as little as$0 for therapy in seconds at growtherapy.com slash ACAST. That's growtherapy.com slash ACAST. growtherapy.com slash ACAST. Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan. It looks natural almost because of the is. is so big and the nose is so big. Yeah, well, it's in proportion. Exactly.

1:57That's what your features should be. And the most beautiful faces are just proportionate. Absolutely. So really. And symmetrical. And you are. That's what you're giving. As am I.

2:13How did we do it? That was scoobbing Wayne, Linneka, actually. Sorry. I need to, I'm a bit rusty. Character switch. We'll do him next year.

2:25lock in lock in know your character

2:32take two take two give it another crack take two this is my audition take for Dobby

2:45imagine dressing as this a Dobby casting you get full hi Hi, my name is Sophia and I'm here for the role of... Hi, I'm Sophia. And I want to play Hermione. I'm here for the role of Dobby, Harry Potter 12. Take it away, Sophia. Go on, give us something. Give us something. Imagine if we showed up together. Hi, my name is Chinserum28. I'm originally from Nottingham. and I'm here for the role of Baltimore. Hand on hip. For the role of Baltimore.

3:30It's 6pm. We have been getting into prosthetics since 9am. It's been a long day. It's a free out. It's been a long day at Hogwarts, hey? At Hogwarts, yeah. We need some butterbeard at least to get us through. We've got our, what juice could this be? Gnarly. gnarly everything's gnarly what juice is this? this is ogre juice oh they don't have ogres in Harry Potter they have trolls troll juice cheers

4:04oh my god we should have done Hagrid oh Hagrid would be sweet wicked sweet he is so hot he is so hot he's wicked sweet Tell me, Red. James, you look so light-pulted. I think it's the tiny head. Before the paint went on, it was giving Siamese cat, hair his cat. It was giving James Corden cats for a while until it got turned around with the veins. James Corden cats. What's the song from Cats? Don't know. I don't think anyone watched it. No, no, but the original. They didn't. No, they didn't. And you know, Taylor Swift was in that. I know she is. Taylor Swift. Yeah. And I love, you are going to choke when you see what you missed out on.

4:52We should have done love is flying like this. You are going to choke when you see what you missed out on. I'm a creative. And you're going to choke when you see what you missed out on. You are going to choke. We do need to walk the streets like this. We do, but unfortunately it's dark anyway. It is dark. We could really scare some people. Imagine getting on the bus like this. Scary. Single rider, please. I would definitely. if someone was walking towards me like that I would cross the face Have you seen yourself, babes? I think I look fucking you You look fucking petrified Yeah Show everyone the dirt on your legs and the socks Look at my socks I've got two socks now Look at those belly feet amazing Yeah, they're fabulous You look amazing Thank you, I feel amazing At least your hearing is going to be up to scratch today Yeah, absolutely.

5:46Yeah, I'm feeling good. That's brilliant. Plenty to hear from, plenty to smell from. Absolutely. Well, it's officially Halloween. Woo! You all thought we were done last week. You did. No, no, no. We've just got to keep you on your toes. Okay. I think this is our best one yet. I agree. I agree. Truly. You really suit this character. Do I? Yeah. Thank you. I'm really comfortable. I feel really comfortable. The eyes, like the head, it's really looking good. And the nails. My gym outfit up. Yeah. You know. Voldemort keeps it tight. Absolutely. Keeps it right. And I'm Voldy at, you know, whatever time.

6:22Because the sun comes up, I guess. Where's Harry when you need him? Tea. So happy Halloween, everyone. I hope we've all got some lovely safe plans. Let this be your Voldemort and Dobby inspo. Absolutely. Let it be your inspo for life. Let it be. You know, we'll actually eat like a sexy Voldemort. Boobs out. I already said that before. Yeah. I said, imagine sending a nude, not that Chincio sends nudes, but imagine sending a nude like with the Voldemort face on. But just like then serve lingerie. You know, a little Victoria's Secret. A little VS. Yeah. A little VS moment. Yeah. It will float somewhere.

7:01Cast does for the next show. Absolutely. It's giving avant-garde really sharp angles. No, it is. It truly is. Oh, sometimes I worry about how much we commit to this. I love it though. It keeps me alive. It keeps me fresh. It keeps us young. All year I'm wondering what we're going to do for Halloween. Yeah, me too. This year was tricky too. And you know, Christmas is still up for grabs. Absolutely. If anyone's got any ideas, let us know. We do have one locked in. We've got one idea. We could be tempted with a second. Because it's a shame. I would do who's. I would do who's every day. Yeah. To look like a who would be goals.

7:31You feel so pretty when you've got your who are. You feel so pretty. Like that little nose is just unbeatable. Yeah, it's just beautiful. Yeah. But here we are. And we want to spook you guys out today. with some spooky dilemmas. So here is our question of the week. Spooky. Expelliarmus. What's Voldemort's spell? Yeah. Yeah.

8:03Are you dying in the films though? Do I die? What? Oh my God, I forgot I died. I get killed too we both died oh my god I forgot I died don't I die I shrivel up and disappear yeah spoiler yeah big Harry Potter spoiler if you're not seeing it yet definitely go watch it shit we both died yeah that's awful fuck I forgot I died I was a household name oh my god imagine Daniel Radcliffe sees this and he's really like thinks it's amazing and he's like wow those girls are amazing someone might cast us in something seriously Daniel might in his new movie he's producing or something gnarly giveaway for Voldemort's wand at the end of this everything's gnarly probably the life you want to receive my wand with ginsy saliva on it yeah imagine if Voldemort was an influencer yeah guys I'm now selling these use my code Voldemort10 they're only 1299 1200 pounds and then it pans to be who ships out all the packages yeah Dobby's working the factory of course I'm getting them out next day guys free socks for everyone ew Everyone deserves to be a free elf.

9:09Ew. Right. So. Okay, what is our question of the week? This week is, what's the worst thing to find in your bed at midnight? Me. What did you say? Voldemort.

9:25Me. Me in underwear with the vomit head on. Voldemort head. I've seen that girlfriend. Ew. Wait, have you seen that ex-girlfriend? And on TikTok, she'd do those things and she'd show up to her ex-boyfriend's house and do scary things. No. This is something she would do, like 100%. And she just like knocks on it. She's like. It really does actually scare her. It's really funny. Right. So worst thing to find in your partner's bed? In your bed. In my bed. A sharp toenail. I mean, I would say blueberries, poo or weight. Definitely up there for me. Someone's put Doris and Brian. Don't be mean. Yeah, you'd be nice.

10:09You'd be lucky to have one of us. My brother woke up next to a dead bat. Where does he live? In a cave? Literally, do you live in a fucking cave? Bats. Bats are so scary. So scary. If I ever saw a bat. Terrifying. I don't like them at all. I do not like them at all. Could they kill you? Yes, they can poison you, I believe. I think they can. Bat poison is a thing. That's fake news. I don't think it is. I think that's real. Bats can poison you. What if they bit us? Yes. How do you die? Bat bite. Let's Google it. Let's ask Siri. Let's Google it. Can bats poison? Like a bag of tacos on the ship. Yeah, can bats poison you?

11:01Oh, no, bats are not poisonous. But they can carry and transmit diseases and rabies through bites, scratches or contact with their saliva. So you can die. So your brother's got rabies potentially. He needs to get that checked. He needs to call 111. A dead vibrator. Oh, she wants it to be on. Dead bat, dead vibrator. It's getting confusing. It's getting confusing. She wants fresh batteries. His ex's hair extensions. How would you get those in your bed? they were in his pocket or some shit they fell out of his toiletry bag or they went up his ass crack and they fell out of his bum oh that's gross how's that getting his toiletry bag in his ass well I guess if he well maybe they fell out she stuffed him in there you know when you've got extension Sophia you see absolutely they fall out any given talk to me baldy they fall out any given sell me a product what was your favourite hair care routine what was your favourite heat protectant well it's definitely um the urbay um um they fall out any given opportunity and you just shove them where like if you ain't got a bin you just shove you know what i've just realized your nose is giving a snake oh scary i hate snakes i love snakes i hate snakes i think most people do i'd rather encounter a bat than a snake me too always always always rather a bat than a snake because snakes it's the fear of strangulation for me it's the size and the unpredictability yeah and i feel like a snake is i've seen a snake eat a fucking horse before yeah like in the flesh have you seen those videos where the snakes are eating like you know someone told me a story once and now i'm thinking back they must have been lying because they said there was a story about this man that had a snake in his house probably did and every night the snake was lying next to him in bed like a dead straight to kind of like see if it could fit him in it but now they do that's what they do that's what they do the snakes in the wild i think who told me that is what that sounds real i'm not gonna lie snakes are very clever we know snape don't we very well we do of course no i think that's true that they do that they size snape Sarah Snape remember that song Ron Ron we use Dumbledore you don't know that song no you don't like Harry Potter I'm not on Harry talk no that's okay but I was saying earlier my favourite Harry Potter film I keep hitting the mic with my nose ew please it's like throwing off my centre of gravity ew my favourite Harry Potter film is it is it wobbles and the ears wobble too Sophia hit me in the face with her ear it's disgusting it's kind of like it's giving snowman i can see it ew well your you know your eyes naturally can see your nose but can you see your nose your brain blocks it blocks it out well i can see it right now yeah because that's not on your anatomy unfortunately unfortunately yeah that'd be a real lovely crowd pleaser that would conversation starter definitely cool blimey look at that it's the ears to match yeah it is it looks natural almost because of the ears so big and the nose is so big yeah it will it's in proportion exactly the features should be and the most beautiful faces are just proportionate so really and symmetrical and you are that's what you're giving as am i so can't slip that in there as am i as am i serving um what's my favorite harry Potter film?

14:42The one where they're swimming. But which one is that actually? That's the Goblet of Fire. I love that one. Robert Pattinson. Yeah because I like when Harry's got the girlfriend okay and I like the dresses when they walk down the stairs. Yeah do you like that bit? Yeah I like that one and they're swimming with the creatures and stuff I like that one. That one's my favorite too but not for the same reasons. What's your reasons? I like Robert Pattinson. You already know all of them. Actually it might be a bit early yeah no of course you are because you kill Rob. Spoiler alert. Oh, do I? You kill Cedric.

15:14He's evil. You, we see you for the first time back in the flesh. Oh, nice. In this film, correct? That must be why I like it then. Yeah, because it's your like, oh my God, he's back. Yeah. Lord's back. Yeah, before he's just been gathering his strength, hasn't he? Voldemort has. Yes. Because he's been trapped in the book. No. He was trapped somewhere else. When was he trapped in the hand? when did he shrivel when he was trapped he he was in the back of the head I've seen them all the first one I think back in the head I think that's what I'm thinking that's what I meant by the straps in the hand I think yeah that's the most PG one I would say yeah nice the first one early days yeah absolutely memorabilia we'll have the lot we'll take the lot oh yeah my name's Ron right I'm Irony I'm Irony Harry Harry yeah Harry you've not done your question of the week Oh, sorry about that.

16:10I was waiting for you to carry on. Right. Oh, okay. Yeah, pretty petrifying. Actually, well, obviously Sarah from last week, it's welcome. Prince Albert. Unless you're Sarah from last week. Oh, no, she said, she said, be gone. Yeah, but she wouldn't be scared. Oh, no, she'd be quite happy. She'd be quite happy. But her boyfriend, he'd be supportive. He respects it. Yeah. So one son with a poor dick and commitment issues. A poor? Dick. What's a poor dick? An underperforming dick. Oh, right. Or poor as a limp. I don't know what that means. Or the poor dick. Poor dick. And commitment issues. Yeah, the double whammy would do it.

16:52Yeah, that'd do it. My mother-in-law. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's for some, obviously. Yeah. For some, it's welcomed. Maybe not. A sleepover is fun. Yeah, a sleepover if it's appropriate. Absolutely. We've got dog sick. Yeah, that would do it. Dog sick isn't like human sick, though. Doesn't smell as bad. Is that right? Yeah. It's almost like baby sick. Baby, yeah. Skid marks from my ex. That is disgusting. That is horrendous. Something you don't want to find in your bed. A G string. Dot, dot, dot. It wasn't mine. Well, now it's a murder mystery. That is horror. Where did this come from? How did we acquire it?

17:41Ugh. I saw Noki's deck. I love that you're using the wand as a stylus. It's quite nice. Yeah. Get that on your iPad. If it was like, you know, pen at one end. Yeah. Stylus at the other end. Take his shoes off. For the iPad. We've got my husband with no pants on asking for rumpy pumpy. sounds like rumpelstilts yeah rumpy bumpy reminds me of miranda yeah rumpy bumpy um we've got a pube of unknown origin

18:21my 24 year old cat that smells like roadkill oh what's she that's really really sad oh wash it the poor thing but mate it's just so old it's just like he doesn't like it but a bit of refreshing spray I don't understand this one a silver fish what does that mean what a sea bass I don't get it a tuna let me google it I mean I guess I wouldn't want a silver fish oh Anisha's got us with the imagery oh it is a fish oh it is a fish it's a bug oh silver fish are small wingless insects with a silvery blue colour and fish-like movement oh so it's a bed bug really it's me the heebie-jeebies oh no right let's dive in let's dive into the inbox and scare some of you lot expelliarmus apricadabra

19:16just before we get into it quick disclaimer just to say we are not doctors we are not professionals we do not actually know what we are talking about this is a light-hearted space okay don't take what we say literally because we could be wrong yeah And if there's anything serious, if there's anything you feel like you're seriously struggling with, please contact a GP, a professional, because that is not us. We're just girls, girls and boys just like you, you know? We're just trying to get through life as well. Not professionals. Enjoy the episode.

19:43Okay, we are starting off this week with a very special update. And we are locking in. Guess who's written back? Who? Malvina. Malvina. Ribena. Ribena. rye vita malvina cruz has emailed back so if anyone listened last week yeah you need to refresh we had a girl writing in yes about her boyfriend who had started going out you know on lads nights and like nights out on fridays and saturday it's a bit unusual been together for a couple years and she found out through a mutual that like we're not going on nights out like what who's told you that he was dying she ended up following him yeah and he was going into restaurants asking for a table for two yeah having a date but he was on his own spooky and when she confronted him he said that he's been dating a ghost called malvina cruz who was a real person i saw a load of you lot were googling malvina clutz because she is a real person she is a real she's from indianapolis I know.

20:47Oh yes, because she died in the murder. Yeah. Okay. By James. By James. And his middle name was James. Yes. So we all refreshed. We all refreshed. And she kind of didn't know what to do. She'd confronted him and she'd left that night. And he said, I love you, but my spirit loves Malvina. She's the love of my life. In spirit form. In spirit form, yeah. And we asked for more information about Malvina. We did. And she's delivered. So Sarah, thank you so much. Thank you, Sarah. For giving us some more context. Thank you, Sarah. Otherwise we were going to have to wait until next year. So, oh my God, stop.

21:21So she broke up with him. Okay. Okay. Fair, fair, fair. However. Oh God. Brian and I ended up getting back together. Okay. In early September. So when did this all happen? Jesus. I moved back into our flat and for a little while it felt like things were better. He was calmer, more emotionally present. Okay. And wasn't talking about Malvina anymore. We were going for walks, cooking together again. And I allowed myself to believe maybe it had just been a strange chapter that we could move on from. Because he did like spooky, you know, spiritual stuff. Yeah, he'd always been into spirits when you first met him.

21:58So that wasn't, it wasn't completely out of character. I wonder, did we speak about it? I mean, we must start off. But even though he stopped saying her name, I never stopped feeling her. Shut up, please stop. She's sucking his willy and stuff While you're watching TV You can feel it Yeah I don't know Oh my god We don't know how strong this spirit is He's having like wet dreams about Malvina Well Yeah She's visiting his mind Gush a wind Dog slams shut Lights flickering Coffee pods fly off the shelf Like Malvina's powerful I know she is She's like Matilda Yeah Yeah Danny DeVito Yeah make pancakes what did she do oh what did she do send me on my way

22:52oh my god next year Danny DeVito and Mrs. Trunchbull yeah no and the wife oh I guess Trunchbull's probably a better costume Trunchbull's iconic or Trunchbull and the girl with the plaits yeah could swing you around bless her oh bless her right okay right we're locking in so we can feel her. We never stopped feeling her. She's moved in. The truth is the whole time we were living together again I couldn't stop thinking about her. It was like she was always there. Not in some ghostly way but emotionally. I felt like I was sharing him with her whether I wanted to or not. Some nights I would lie in bed next to him and genuinely feel like she was lying there too.

23:34That's really scary. Sophia. It's linking back to our question of the week. What's one thing you got to find your best? Malvina Crook. Yes I bet he's sleeping peacefully though sound as a fucking Oh yeah Absolutely He's spooning her What do you say? Sound as a whistle? That doesn't make sense Sound as a baby That's a saying Sound as a whistle That's a saying Oh of course it is metaphor Sound as a whistle Sleeping sound as a whistle It's like obviously a whistle is loud Do you know what I mean? Oh my god Yeah Is that true? Sound as a whistle That's a saying Sleeping sound as a whistle Yeah Getting blank expressions from the room here That is a saying right?

24:13Sleeping sound as a whistle Sound as a baby isn't it? It's also a metaphor because babies don't sleep Babies are peaceful That's not what metaphor means Sorry It's a rhetorical question then It's a placebo It's ironic Oh that's the word Sound Isn't it ironic? Sound as a whistle sound as a whistle can mean a clear high-pitched sound or in the case of a person can refer to them being very good help oh oh oh how's the ticker sound as a whistle yeah oh my god i just use it the wrong context i use it the wrong context so but things weren't sound as a whistle for sarah and brian right i've been cheated on before and even though brian insisted nothing physical ever happened that sense of being second best to someone sorry i'm just how do you know nothing physical has happened.

25:07Exactly. She's a ghost for God's sake. Sarah, nothing physical happened in this realm. he can feel her then. That means that is a possibility. That could have happened? Yeah. That's a possibility. He must have said, Malvina, I can't kiss you. He defo did though. Yeah. How's he going to get, how's he going to get cool? Because what does he mean nothing's happened? Nothing physical has happened. It's BS. It's BS. It's not lies. It's not true. It's not true. None of it's true. It's BS. It's BS. They lie. They lie. Right, okay. Right. So she's there in bed with you. So she's feeling like second best.

25:45Yeah. Eventually, I became obsessed. Oh my God. Oh no, Sophia. Eventually, I became obsessed. With Mal. Not with Brian, with Malvina. I would too. That would drive you insane, Sophia. That would drive you insane. I started digging deeper into her life, trying to understand what I was really dealing with. And why she's here. I went through old news archives, police reports, and even some online forums where people still discussed her case. Here are some strange details that stuck with me. Oh my God. Her funeral was on October the 3rd, 1958. A date Brian had repeatedly written in his journals, though he never explained why it mattered.

26:28October 3rd. It's October 3rd. A mean girl has a whole new meaning. Yay! Malvina's in Mean Girls. Yeah. Malvina died on the day the Mean Girls. When they were in math class. It's October 3rd. It's October 3rd. Oh my God. And so he'd written this down in his journal. Shit. Malvina's death was brutal, but strangely ritualistic. Reports mentioned her body being positioned unusually, almost as if someone wanted to send a message. The detail, that detail was barely covered and seemed to disappear from later accounts. Yeah, the whole thing about how James confessed but then retracted his confession and how her boyfriend's middle name is James.

27:15She was an artist known for haunting portraits. I found a similar painting hung in Brian's apartment, something he claimed to have bought at a market. That's even worse. So she's an artist that draws haunted pictures. Anyway, it apparently was just all consuming her. It was a Wednesday night, late September. I got home from work and found the dining table fully set. Candles lit, wine poured, two plates out. That's nice. For a moment, I thought maybe he'd plan a surprise dinner. When I walked in, he looked genuinely startled. Not guilty, confused. He's having dinner with Mal. I wasn't the person he was expecting to see.

27:51He just said, you weren't supposed to be home yet. Well, he's also very stupid because he could have easily said, surprise. Yeah, what the hell? That was just stupid. Oh my God, they're definitely having a physical intimate relationship. He could have played that off so easily. You're joking. I can't see it, but it's a ghost. Why did he have to say that? Why did he have to say, you're not supposed to be home yet? Because Malvina will get out of the way. He's also protecting Malvina a little. That's true, actually, because he's got to deal with her too. She's kicking off. Like, you weren't meant to be home, Sarah.

28:19Malvina's in one ear, you're on the other. Malvina's naked on the dining room table and he can see it. With flames on her tits. Yeah, because like, she's spiritual. You know what I mean? He's eating spaghetti off her stomach. Yeah, and like Malvina will kick off. That's so true. So that's why she wasn't meant to be here. So she's saying, he's almost saying it for Malvina, like you're not meant to be here. For Malvina. For Malvina. Yeah, it's not even, yeah. Yeah, give us some privacy, please. Oh my God. So he's whining and dining Malvina now in your home. With your plates. Yeah, your cutlery, your plates, Malvina's lips are all over.

28:55I hope he's washing them before he puts them back. Oh my goodness. What is Malvina up to? She's living the life if you ask me. I know, get out of here. I hope I still have that power over my partner. Me too. One day. One can only hope, but Malvina. One can only hope. But this is horrifying. This is actually really scary. If something like this happened to me in real life, I'd be haunted for the rest of my life. I'd be so scared every single day. Would you not? Imagine, Brian. But imagine if your boyfriend was in love with Malvina and it was a real issue. We could go to him dressed as we are now.

29:32You could like pretend to be a ghost or something. I mean, I thought you like ghosts. You like ghosts. Because you do kind of look like a ghost. Kiss me. Oh no. We could really mess with people in these costumes. Oh goodness. Right, anyway, so she packed a bag and she left. I'm really spooked. We're almost at the end of the update. A few weeks later, I contacted his parents. I told them everything. I was worried about him more than anything. To their credit, they were kind and took it seriously. He's now been in therapy for just over a month. Okay. I think it was a wake-up call for all of us. As for me, I haven't moved on yet.

30:06Some days I feel strong and clear-headed like I did the right thing. Other days I miss the version of him I fell in love with. The one who made me laugh, who felt like home for so many years. But I also know that love alone isn't enough when it starts to chip away at your sense of self. Yes. I'm still processing, but I know I couldn't go back into that, not unless something fundamentally changed. yes thank you again for letting me share thank you i never thought this podcast would become a pop sarah wrong person sorry sorry mal sorry sarah sorry sorry malvina please leave she's in me she's possessed me that's like you've just called a current man your ex's name or something sorry sarah i'm so sorry sarah just really just roll off the tongue though doesn't it oh no oh thank you malvina oh sorry sarah god she already feels replaced well i think you made the right decision and i think all of the girls bathroom listeners here we're all behind you we are because you know at the end of the day he was you know betraying you he was cheating on you with whether malvina was actually there or not you know he wasn't 100 present with you emotionally spiritually physically was he he wasn't and that's what you deserve you deserve a boyfriend who's going to light the candles and make for you home cooked dinner for you and not get all shocked when you walk into the setting i just keep deep in the costume it's making me giggle yeah thank you for the update sarah honestly i appreciate it you know healing isn't going to be linear there's going to be a lot of ups and downs isn't there one day you'll feel good and the next day you won't but you just gotta sit with it it's normal you're doesn't mean you're not healing do know what i mean every day is going to look different and i guarantee by you know the new year give it six months or whatever you'll be feeling brand new brand new and um you did the right thing for telling his parents i'm glad he's getting some help i think so too and you can now move on with your life i think get some closure onto the next i don't think we should either no because I think I have a feeling that Malvina's not going anywhere I think she'll be here for a long time yeah hey y 'all Kelly Clarkson here with Wayfair you know my favorite compliment during the holidays your house feels so cozy that's when I know everyone's comfortable enough to kick off their shoes grab more dessert and stay a little longer Wayfair makes it easy with everything from dining furniture to festive guest room essentials all in one place so whether you're hosting for an afternoon or all weekend, everyone feels right at home.

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34:24Right. Yeah. I mean, Sophia, Sophia, Sophia, Sophia. We have had some mother-in-law horror stories have we not we have indeed yeah have we ever shout out mills shout out here here here order order in the courtroom have we ever had a mother-in-law that talks to dragons no but it could be me one day if rebecca yaros keeps bringing out the good stuff right rebecca we like the the dragons coming correct correct we love them dragon we're very emotionally attached Oh, well, we love them. How to Train Your Dragon? One of the classics. Yeah. The only dragon I reference is Shrek Dragon. We loved her. Again, she's a sleigh.

35:09Yeah, so dragons are kind. We love dragons. Yeah. Never met a bad one, really. But they can also... Oh, you haven't? They're not evil? I haven't, no. Well, that's two of us. Okay, so there's no evil dragons. Well, there must be somewhere. Oh, of course. In another world. Right? Okay. Just trying to understand. What's the dragon from Shrek called? I should know that She's beautiful She's got lashes like yours She has Lashes to the sky Dobby's head of lash lift Yeah Lashes to the sky I don't know what her name is I think she's just called dragon Dragon Beautiful Sarah here says Hi you're a girl dragon A girl dragon Yeah Sarah says Help My mother-in-law talks to dragons Okay Let's lock him God Has she read Fourth Wind?

35:53Because she'd love it Would she Oh yeah She would love it Oh well there you go Maybe she's cosplaying. Maybe she's cosplaying. Do you talk to dragons in the box? That's her name, right? Can dragons talk in the box? Yes. Do you have to connect to them like Avatar? Yes. Yeah, I know that. Okay. You can speak to your own dragon once you've bonded. Just in your brain? Yeah. Out loud? You can, but the dragon won't talk back. It will talk in its brain. It's a telepathic thing. It's very clever. It's almost like the Ray-Ban Meta glasses, if you will. Absolutely, if you will. that's included in the dragon starter pack right hi girls she's talking to dragons about what i i don't know we're going to find we're gonna find out she must have connected to them okay i don't know well i'm not judging oh maybe she's the year of the dragon you know and she feels really connected to them perspective yeah hi girls and blueberry finding dragons to speak to blueberry's not here today too scary for blueberry she's with the dog sitter she'd be traumatized she would hate this she can't she'd be crying and crying and crying she wouldn't know where i was no i just wanted to say i love the podcast thanks thanks thanks i constantly have the pod on in the car as i traveling often as I'm an estate agent.

37:16Love that for you. Just having you talk through about everything girl related has got me through so much. I've been listening for five years. Gutted I did not get tickets for your live show, but they flew in under a minute. I'm so sorry, Sarah. Sorry, Sarah. But it was the one night spectacular. It was. And we couldn't do the O2 yet. We can't feel that. So that was the only venue that was, you know. That would take us. My dilemma is, is that my mother-in-law is absolutely barmy. Oh, God. Goodness. goodness gracious me she'd probably get along with james and malvina yeah she would have a ball with malvina who would you have to a dinner party yeah those three for sure she is now taking up a notch and now speaks to dragons so this isn't even where is she finding these dragons i don't know i on chat gbt i don't know pretend to be a dragon is she doing that when i first met her My Brian had taken me back to his childhood home, which she was in the process of moving out of.

38:16At first, she was lovely. Bit bonkers, but who isn't? Look, we're all got a bit bonkers. Bonkers. She's now living on her own. Well, it's nice to have your quirks, if you ask me. It is. She's now living on her own after splitting up with my Brian's dad. My Brian has moved out and got his own little flat. So she's been packing up and selling the house to go travelling in America. love that for her at first i was like go on girl solo traveling go see the world slay mama then it all went a bit crazy slay mama

38:53right i the dragons are in america of course but yeah yeah where else would they be where else where i might go she oh gosh right she started i mean surely she's better off going to like auckland and going to like lord of the rings i feel like that's probably more her vibe me too i think that's her vibe hobbit land yeah something like that you would fit in could you imagine would i fit in no they wouldn't like me they wouldn't like you there and they'd love me though yeah 50 quid i'd be raking it in all day how much would you have to be paid to get on a flight to auckland in these full face for sex and then work a full day at hobbit land so how much am i making at hobbit land well how much do you want to be paid to get to hobbit land when you're at hobbit land you're making i would do it for i mean with this 24 hours of traveling up in the air on the plane no sense of smell not enjoying any food not enjoying any food yeah but would you be able to scaring every single passenger i mean that would be terrified coming out the toilets yeah what about 250k

40:12how much you're charging per picket hobbit land 50 quid easy i'd push it take apple pay yep yeah I've got a reader I push it to 95 95? yeah come on look at this fuck all day look at me I guess they're gonna want more pictures with you that stupid theme yeah possibly yeah right so if anyone fancies seeing us if anyone wants to pay us 200 ,000 so actually that's 500 ,000 pounds for both of us for us too yeah but we are arriving fully ready and that's something we're in costume in character and we won't break it would they let us through yeah you have to I guess we don't because it's just silicone of course didn't even think about but I was just thinking like the metal detectors like silicone they sure there's no metal in here yeah but then they ain't yeah of course it's the passport it's our passports ma 'am have you got to make work with you

41:12I've only got I'm not wearing any makeup this is me this is my skin okay I've had quite a terrible year okay

41:24and this is the last thing I need are you telling me I don't look like my pictures because I'm going to spiral

41:31I've got the nose and ear growing gene alright and I can't help it that could be your excuse that is so insensitive right so my Brian's now moved out la la la she's off to America she wants to go travelling in America at first i was like go on go see the world this is how we got here yeah then it all went a bit crazy she started posting on facebook about a man that she's been following she'd been following around america a lot oh so she's there like 15 posts a day all about him how marvelous he is okay he does a lot of tarot card readings emotional motivational talks about growth and living a divine life by the angels.

42:18She's really into all that tarot cards, crystals, all of that jazz. So we assume she was just having fun with a like-minded people, but it was really quite intense. Okay, so she's met this American guy. Posting 15 times a day on Facebook. Yeah, he's into all the stuff she's into. How much engagement is she getting on 15 posts? I mean, it must be a lot. She's commenting, liking. All her mates must be lapping it up. Love it, Susan. You look great. Look like I'm at the time of your life out there, Susan. Who's this, your new fella? Gorgeous. He's gorge. Wait till Brian's dad sees this. He's going to choke.

42:59Now, she's left America and has started travelling in Italy, where she's made a TikTok page, claiming she has learned the language of the dragons. I'll attach a link to a TikTok. It's honestly insane. Do you know the language of the dragons? Is that in the books? no okay what's english it's just right i'm just about to watch one of her tiktoks so we've just watched the tiktok she does seem fluent in this new language that she's learned the dragon language she seemed fluent to me so maybe the classes have been paying off huh she's in italy right now hmm okay so she's learned the language you don't think italy do do you?

43:40I don't. But the Dolomites? I guess. That's so true, actually. You know, I could see dragons around there. Me too. I really could, actually. Beautiful and the Dolomites. She now refuses to talk to Brian or his brother without consulting the dragons first. She'll stop, speak in the dragon language, and only then respond. Okay. I'm sorry, she needs to read Fourth Wing because she would get a kick out of it like no other. She's got a trilogy there waiting for her. Are they having sex with the dragons? No, but the dragons are having sex jesus christ well they're mates it's romantic do they look like dragons the dragons yeah just humans no no they're dragons stop yeah and there is details about their sex life no but we we hear about feelings stop it's not it's true love though oh it's really sweet it's beautiful yeah she would love it she would she would get a she would be dining house on this trilogy soon to be quadruple yeah five books it's gonna be wow she's she'll eat that up she would eat that up Yeah.

44:39She's got about 3 ,000 pages to indulge. Yeah. In Dragon Land. Eat all in one night, I imagine. Right. You've got to savour that stuff. So now it's serious. She's not really speaking to her sons unless she consults the dragons. She only replies to them via voice messages now, and she's clearly not coming back anytime soon. My question is this. How on earth can I help and support my partner in this situation? Most of the time, I don't even know what to say. Yeah, this is truly unique. Yeah, it's hard to relate. It's truly baffling. I will attach a photo of me and my Brian and the TikTok linked above.

45:10Thank you, girls. Any advice is much appreciated from a very confused Sarah. I mean, lovely, lovely couple. What do you do in a situation like this? All right. I think for Brian. Lovely couple, you guys. I think for Brian, it feels like he's like lost his mother. I think he needs to seek some therapy. He doesn't really like speaking about it. His mom's alive, yes, but he can't speak to her. The relationship's not what it was. Yeah, and I think he needs to, I think some help and a space where he can talk about all of this openly with someone who's going to help him through his thoughts and feelings would be really good for Brian.

45:44I agree. Because I imagine right now, you don't really know what to say, which is completely understandable, Sarah. I mean, I wouldn't. Who wouldn't? No. But all Brian can do is keep reaching out, checking in on her. And, you know, maybe she's posting on TikTok so we can kind of see what she's getting up to. if we could I mean it would probably be good to go and see her and just see where she's living who these people are and see how you guys feel like as a family be like right just for a weekend you could do two nights like we need to go visit mom because we don't know what's going on it's suss out the land suss out this guy if she's still with him or whatever suss it all out and then if things are fishy then we can go further but she might just make some like tarot reading very tricky and it's because you can't control people no let's keep trying here and maybe try and go find out where she is like seriously

46:48right next dilemma okay did we stay in a haunted airbnb or am i being dramatic oh yeah this is so interesting i've been feeling a bit too like i've been consumed with ghost stories recently and it's freaking me out a little bit yeah because i was listening to chloe in wonderland okay okay and she started telling ghost stories about her old i had to yeah i had to yeah which is not like me i had to know i thought you could withstand that i had to turn it off so in their old house she was like we had this girl and apparently this little girl was awful no no no oh it was a real person no it was a ghost oh and they would see shadows chloe would be in bed and she would hear footsteps thinking oh my god that's true it wasn't true is in bed oh this true would be like mommy like she would say that she could see the ghost and hear the ghost in her room this little girl and apparently their cleaner or someone like that is so like doesn't believe in ghosts so anti it like thinks it's a load of rubbish blah blah apparently when they were moving out of that house the cleaner maid whoever she was said to chloe i'm really glad we're leaving because like i did see those shadows that you would speak about and this place is horrible we need to get out oh my god that's so fucking scary so i feel like we've been hearing a bit too many stories like that and apparently those apparently they communicate like through um oh no don't tell me Like sometimes like radios and televisions and like frequencies.

48:26Frequencies. So apparently she was like, my speakers in that house would never work. Oh no, oh no, oh no. I need to get rid of my Beats pill. I'm being so serious. My pink Beats pill. Right. Beats pill giveaway. Seriously. Comment below for that. Voldemort's Beats pill giveaway, guys. So, hey girlies. My TV's been playing up. Is that the same thing? You're fine. You're in a new build apartment. I'm in a new build. You're in a new build apartment. It's very safe. Thing is, they don't just appear. That was always in that house. And it will be in that house forever. You're not going to go. And Blueberry's there.

49:01She would know. Yeah, but sometimes she barks at nothing. Do you know what I mean? Let's not get scared now. You know, sometimes she won't hear and she'll go. But you don't realize how far dogs can hear. Of course. Apparently dogs can hear your car coming home from a mile away. Shit. What? Yeah. Surely not. True. Whoa. So me and my friends booked this adorable little Airbnb in the Cotswolds. No, girls. No, girls. I don't like it already. This vintage. It's getting Soho Farmhouse. Yeah. This vintage cottage vibes. Think vintage cottage vibes. Exposed beams. The whole candle lit wine night and tarot cards aesthetic.

49:41We were buzzing. That's creeping me out now. First night was fine. Oh, God. Oh, God. Until around. Oh, no, no, no. I don't like it now. No, I don't like it. What was it? A war show to father children or something in World War II? Until around 1am. Oh no, oh no. When we heard, and that's witching hour too, 1 till 3. Is it? I see, I don't need to know all these facts, Sophia. You're really scaring me. What do you mean witching hour? Oh no. Sorry. Oh God. Until around 1am. Oh God. When we heard first steps coming from upstairs. No, imagine. Imagine. Imagine. Me, you and Lydia in a cute Airbnb. and be we're literally screaming top of our lungs about that before yeah we're eating cute we're having popcorn and chocolate fondue and then fucking hell fucking four steps upstairs no i'd actually and then you come down myself i would shit myself yeah no any fondue left ladies any chocolate fondue for one extra percent No Oh my god The weird part The cottage was one floor I feel uncomfortable It's time to go We're packing up and leaving New rule for me I'm only staying in new build hotels New build Built in You know No later than 2010 No earlier than 2010 Saying it was probably pipes Or the wind Oh god Oh but Helen Helen thought she saw a shadow moving across the hallway mirror oh Helen babe poor girl Helen you're just seeing things it's what I am get to bed girls no wonder you're seeing things fucking knackered girls you've had a mushroom trip drink you're all right the next morning I woke up to my phone open on the on the Airbnb app on the host's profile I hadn't touched it Sophia The name said Margaret 1893 When I messaged the host She replied Oh that must be the account My great grandmother used When we restored the listing What do you mean great grandmother She must have been dead for at least a thousand years What do you mean Oh my god Wait wait wait wait Apparently a woman named Margaret died there in 1893.

52:13Oh, Margaret. Well, that's who's upstairs. Wait, Margaret. Oh, I don't like this now. Margaret opened the phone onto the Airbnb's profile. Is that correct? Well, someone did. And the profile said Margaret in 1893. Yeah. That's the year Margaret died and she used to live in that house. Why is the Airbnb host called Margaret when it says when she died? She's not called Margaret. Right, okay. I think maybe her granny might have been. Oh, she messaged the host and she said, oh, that's just Margaret. What? Have we got the Margaret? My phone won't stay charged when I'm in the bedroom. Guys, you've got to get out.

52:49Surely they're not still there. They would have been there for months. They might be dead. Oh, God. Well, in the ghosts. Oh, God. Do I keep my mouth shut or just hope Margaret is a friendly ghost who likes Prosecco? Very lighthearted about this, Sarah. Oh, God, Sarah. Girls. Well. Oh, she's genuinely asked. Old properties make noises. Yes. Well, no, it's quite simple to me. Margaret used to live in that house. Yeah. She's died there. Yeah, her spirit's still there. Get out of my house. She said get out. She's very clearly to me saying get out. You are not welcome. She said this Airbnb malarkey bullshit, get out.

53:25Do you know what you should do? You should read the reviews of that Airbnb. Yes. Because I'm sure you may not be the only one. And then that would be quite interesting. Like you mustn't. if there's other issues with charging. Yeah. Any other radio issues, speaker issues. Frequency issues. The fucking doorsteps and shit. Oh. I'm never staying. Terrifying. In a cottage in the Cotswolds. Ever again. I'm never staying in an old house. No. Well, my dad's experienced in auntie. Oh my God. I used to have an auntie Margaret. My mum's auntie, auntie Margaret. My granny's called Margot. Oh my God, of course.

54:00But my auntie's unfortunately dead. My auntie Margaret, mum's auntie. And she used to live in a cottage. Not in the Cotswolds. Did they be the same ones? No, she wasn't born in the 1800s. Somerset. Mom and dad stayed there before I was born and it was a haunted cottage. You're joking. And dad felt a weight on his chest, like someone was strangling him. Yeah, and I've had to go in that cottage, Sophia. When? When I was a child. There's pictures of me in it. It's so scary. I hated it. Oh my God, you poor thing. Because I knew the ghost stories. It was so scary. Why would they tell you the ghost stories?

54:34I know it was so scary Angie Romano what the hell are you thinking yeah Archie Margaret it was her cottage with a thatched roof oh that's spooky in Somerset so they are about the Margarets yeah yeah and mum wanted to keep that house oh Angie she wanted to buy it well your mum's not afraid of ghosts yes she is she talks the talk but she can't walk the walk I was going to say yeah she was quite confident about the whole topic because how scared of Harriet Washington yeah so scared because she can't handle it she thinks she can but she can't right anyway all right margaret stay away but obviously auntie margaret r.i.p rest in peace

55:16have you ever experienced a psychic have you ever seen such a beautiful night i can almost kiss the stars they're shining so bright have you what was the question sorry ever experienced a psychic no but can i tell you a story oh god sorry i just i'm gonna keep this so quick yeah i think my nail guy yesterday was low-key psychic i had the strangest experience in the nail shop yesterday right i'm really scared with these claws yeah let me tell you what happened i went to my usual nail shop closed yeah so i walked and i was like i'm just gonna go random nail shop never been there before never been in walked in it's quite quiet said to the guy hi can you have can i have buyer please said yeah sure sit down yeah yeah bearing in mind i had this he didn't know what color i wanted he never asked me what color i wanted very talented he just gave me this and i was like that's exactly what i wanted and it wasn't even like i went in with this either oh wow so i went in with this like what did you say nail i said nothing whoa i was like I feel like I'm having a magical experience wow that's beautiful so I went in with this like weird yellow nude color that I'd had on so just made the wrong decision and then went in didn't say I was like yeah bye ab you filed it off and then I was reading my kindle at the same time so I wasn't really concentrating and then he was doing base coats and then he went up got this color and I was thinking well yeah that looks like the color that I want but I've not said that yet because I was also thinking like do I get a French tip like do I push the boat out right right and then well dare I say they look best I've ever looked they do yeah I think you should revisit him I will because also maybe I was doing like this this and I was thinking I've not told you I want this color but it's the perfect color that I want and we've not we've not spoke and I said I love the color and he said thank you yeah he knew and then he said 30 pounds gave him my cash Wow, bargain.

57:20Yeah. How freaky is that? And I was sat there thinking, this is a psychic experience. But also, I think he's just the man who knows his stuff. And he looked at that, maybe, you know, you called it dodgy colour that he had on, which was trying to give nude. I know what she wants. And he just thought, I know exactly what she wants. And he didn't really just communicate it with words. But imagine if I said, imagine if I wanted red or a French tip or anything. He just looked at me and thought, yeah, face it, bitch, she wants nude pink. And that I did. He must have thought he would have spoke up if you wanted a red.

57:49The job spot on. Yeah. Well, they smashed it. I know. How weird is that though? Yeah. Really spooky. I thought, do you do this to everyone? This is the first time we've met. Spooky. Psychics. That's my psychic experience. Well, you've had one. Good for you. Thanks. So Sarah here says, my ex's new girlfriend might be hexting me. What does hexting mean? Hex. A hex. Cast a hex. What does that mean? Have you never heard that word before? You're joking. No, never. Like say if, if you were like, oh, this, you know, Oh, this taxi man. He was awful. He was so nasty to me. Oh, I'll cast a hex on him. It's a spell.

58:26I could cast a hex. It's like what witches do. It's like scary. You don't want a hex cast on you. It's like a voodoo doll. You know, like a stardust. Oh my God. Protect me from hex. Yeah. We believe in Jesus. I've never heard of that. Shut up. Never. You've watched stardust though, haven't you? Yes, you have. Lightly, yeah. When she gets that voodoo doll and she's like. Yeah, lightly That's kind of like a hex I've never heard of that in my life It's like an evil spirit spell Never heard of it And if we were to cast a hex on someone Maybe we would write his name down On a piece of paper and then put it in a pan With cinnamon And some other herbs And then maybe we're going to light a red candle Then maybe we're going to Say a few words with the wand and that's a hex on a full moon or some shit.

59:20I don't actually know what I'm talking about. Sounds like it. Sounds like it, definitely do. Sounds like it's what you do every weekend. It's a spell, a spell. It's a spell. Yeah. Have you never heard that? You're 27. I've never heard of that in my life. Lord. With a cinnamon and we just light a candle and then we just put some things in a frying pan. It's like if we were real witches, oh my God, you'll give it, oh my god next year we're witches oh from the witches movie those petrifying with the big scariest film we shouldn't have been watching that as children that is petrifying yeah we should know children needs to see that the witches was so scary yeah they would get a cauldron it's a spelling the cauldron but it's a hex on something i didn't realize it was a hex well you know i could cast a spell for something good but i could cast a spell for something bad That's a hex on someone, you know?

1:00:16Got it. It's a curse. It's a curse. In simple terms, it's a curse. Yeah, there we go. Oh, my God. So she's cursed you. Yeah, she's hexed us. Us. What a bitch. Hey, girls. That's the last thing you need. Hey, girls. So I broke up with my ex, Brian, about six months ago after a three-year relationship. Messy breakup. Tears the works. Anyways. He's now dating this girl. Susan. She's given a real name. Oh, my God. Actually, let's call her Susanna. Okay. Who's apparently a spiritual healer. She runs workshops on manifesting love and sells aura protection sprays on Etsy. Small business, Leigh. Wonder what's in the aura protection spray.

1:01:04Sounds lovely. A little bit of lavender. On your pillow at night. Here's where it gets weird. Ever since they got to... Oh, no. Oh, my God. But it's clear as day. Yeah. It's clear as day. She's an Etsy witch. Have you seen her on TikTok? Oh my god. She's an Etsy witch. Yeah. Of course she is. She's selling sprays, doing workshops. She's a spiritual healer. People are paying her. Oh dear. So she thought, well, I can cast my own little spell right now. Someone I know. Someone that I think deserves that. Deserves a hex. A hex. Right. Here's where it gets weirder. Ever since they got together Random things keep happening to me No they don't Sarah That is fucking, fucking petrifying No they don't I'm so scared They don't Report the shop, close it down Honestly Contact the authorities This is this lady's, you know, livelihood My bedroom light flickers every night around midnight Witching hour No, witching hour, change the bulb My plants, especially the ones Brian gifted me Keep dying no matter what I do or throw them away.

1:02:11Yeah, they need to go. They need to go. And two weeks ago, every single photo of me and Brian deleted from my phone, not deleted, just gone, disappeared from my phone, she said. Have you been hacked? Has she hacked your iCloud? It's very simple, Sarah. She's hacked your iCloud and you've just not been watering. You've not been looking after your blunts. Yeah, you've been, you know, you're watering them in your dreams, not in real life. And then they're dying. They're dying. and then the light's flickering you just need a new bulb yeah have you paid the bill? double check I think what you did was is you did a heavy stalk of Miss Susanna you got all in your head got a bit spooked yeah happened to the best of us no no she's casting spells for others she's got rave reviews yeah because you can review these which is on Etsy and you're thinking well she must have done one on me let's read on my best friend Helen says it's just coincidences and that I need to stop scrolling on TikTok witches.

1:03:10That could be true. Yeah. If you're absorbing a lot of witch content. That these spells are coming true. You're just, everything's feeling a bit spooky. Yeah, so then when everything, every single thing happens, you're thinking, it's a witch. It's Susanna. Yeah. But last night I got a DM from Susanna's business account saying, and quote, energy courts can be cut gently or violently. Anthony, choose peace. She's going to come after us now, Sarah. I'm really scared. We come in peace. We're just news reporters. That's all we are. Look at us. She'll probably like me. She probably loves Voldemort. You're hating on me and I'm just in my room like.

1:03:53Yeah. Oh, no. So you're thinking, oh, she's definitely been having me. Well, that's personal now. I'll read it again. So she DM'd me. energy cords can be cut gently or violently choose peace so she is cutting your energy between brian and you you you reply say i come in peace i come in peace i come in peace i don't want your man no in fact i'll buy from your shop i will support your small business yeah you know what send me some aura spray i need it because my plants i cannot give you a life of the life Will this save a plant's life? I'm trying to be rational here, but it feels personal. I don't know if she's actually doing something spiritual or if I'm just spooking myself out.

1:04:40That message is, tip me over the edge. I think you need to befriend her for sure. Should I confront her? Get on this girl's good side for the love of God. Yeah, I think so. Hey, babe. Love what you're doing. Hey, babe. I love when girls start their own small businesses. Women support women. I've got all my friends on it. Yeah, women support women. In fact, I've even put this link in my bio. There we go. That would do. Come on. or do I book a session with my own psychic and cleanse my energy? Oh my God, we're going to have a witch fight. Definitely get some sage in the house if you've not got any.

1:05:10That would be good. Get rid of the plants. Get some sage. I'm not even going to say, I don't think you should block her, do you? Do you know what? I would get a new phone. I'd get a new identity. The witch was after me. You know what? Let's move to Auckland. Do you know what I mean? Let's get out of there. She's after you, babe. No, she's not. It's absolutely fine. She's busy, you know. She's not. She's thinking about you. She's not. No one thinks about you as much as you think about yourself. Yeah, but she sent us that message. You know, she's got her own life with her own partner, with her own mates, with her own business, with her own orders, with her own witches.

1:05:46Yeah. She's busy. She is busy with her own orders. Yeah. I would respond honestly saying, I come in peace. Me too. And I'm happy for you guys. Me too. You know, I've moved on. He's moved on. Have fun. I think you guys are a great match and I think you would genuinely mean that I think so too have fun because even if knock yourself out in any sort of realm you were to get back with Brian no no no it'd be over for you would you imagine the torment yeah it'd be over for you I feel no well she just said to end it off she asked do I book a session with my own psychic and cleanse my energy not yet I honestly don't know if I'm losing it or if this girl is literally out here hexing my piece no Sending slightly cursed love I wouldn't fight back With a psychic yet No I wouldn't at all I think come in peace Yeah I would reply Even send You know some lovely emojis Let me know I'm here I support the world I'm a girly pop You know You don't need to come for me She'll make some new enemies Along the way You'll get forgotten about Just say I choose peace I choose peace I think she's actually said What do you Would you rather violence or peace You say peace Peace Yeah Send the peace signs Say have a blessed weekend Peace and pouts yeah and say you know happy you guys yeah yeah happy witching yeah i mean she must be thriving at this time of year let's be honest oh she must be loving this episode the business must be booming oh 100 and especially because it's been booming on tixot with the etsy witch chess she's raking it in more relevant than ever yeah she is raking it in all right guys well thank you very much for listening thank you very much for your spooky dilemmas this week this is officially Dobby and Voldemort out zining zining out zining out zining out Malvina we come in peace Margaret we come in peace Susanna we come in peace please okay leave us alone protect us in our homes we come in peace thank you thank you over and out see you next Wednesday guys love ya

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