

Live from Coachella; celebrity sightings and LA food stops; then “quick fire” relationship confessions about what women would never do again for a man, including extreme acts of service and financial/emotional manipulation; a major advice segment about a woman dating “Brian” who turns out to have a girlfriend in Australia and to have ghosted after going there; discussion of whether to message the girlfriend and how to handle betrayal by a long-time friend “Steve.” Later, they read an inbox dilemma about a 27-year-old dating a 28-year-old virgin who is affectionate but won’t progress sexually.
No named guests. Hosts are Nathalie Marcus (nutróloga; mentions ColoGuard) and Sophia (co-host). They also reference a “Canadian lady” caller and “Trisha Pace” as the reader of the virgin dilemma; no further guest bios.
Colon screening at 45+ average risk; ColoGuard detects ~95% of colon cancers (with prescription). Relationship advice emphasizes boundaries: don’t let men move in rent-free, don’t clean/enable harmful behavior, and don’t tolerate secrecy/cheating.
Coachella sightings (Justin Bieber, Sabrina Carpenter, Stormzy/Michael, Robert Pattinson, Madison Beer, Barry Keoghan). “Sue Dillon” TikTok neighbor rant. “Brian” case: exclusive talk before leaving for Australia, Instagram story with two girls, threesome claim, ghosting, and Steve’s “bro code” silence. Virgin dilemma: PG affection, no alone time due to living with parents.
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The hosts discuss their experiences and celebrity sightings at Coachella.
“Live and direct only appropriate we're on the bathroom floor It's actually my idea I know amazing idea So we're in California Porque es Coachella Y we love Coachella Y who else do we love?”
The hosts share a funny story about eavesdropping and festival antics.
“a lot has happened a lot has happened We saw Usain Bolt.”
The hosts reminisce about their favorite celebrity sightings at Coachella.
“No, it was the year before I was in the court guy address It was two years ago But when were we We sacked off the golf carts last year I could have sworn to you What, we went to the Sisugi Waterhouse?”
The hosts discuss their relationships and the lessons learned from past experiences.
“What's the first place you have to visit when you land in LA?”
Explore the dynamics of helping partners and the challenges that arise.
“Took him to Gambler's Anonymous meetings every week.”
Discussing the extremes women go to for their partners and the repercussions.
“I don't think I would do that myself babysit his kids like where are you going these are your children I'm the single one, I can go out I'm not a mother.”
Analyzing the absurdity of some sacrifices made for men in relationships.
Understanding how love can lead to poor decisions and financial traps.
“Also, who is naked, intertúined, thinking, let's get a photo of this.”
Sharing humorous yet shocking stories from relationships that reveal common pitfalls.
A humorous take on men's grooming habits and what women deal with.
“She probably even used her estrid razor Yeah, a nice new one He had to have bent over and spread his fucking cheeks apart Are you on all fours?”
Identifying red flags and the subtle signs of unhealthy dependencies in partnerships.
“But it's, you know, the acts of service girls.”
Discussion on age differences and societal perceptions in dating.
“Did you see on Age of Attraction where that guy was like, I mean, like, if they're not harder than my mom, then, like, I'm not going to date them.”
Sharing a funny neighborly feud as a comedic interlude in the podcast.
“The Dylan's familiar, but the Sue, I don't know.”
Discussing unrealistic expectations women face from men, including financial support.
“You fucking wrecking me fucking with me.”
The hosts discuss personal boundaries and relationships.
“It won't happen under your roof or my roof.”
A story unfolds about a boyfriend who moves to Australia for another girl.
“Wait How has that happened then We'll find out Are we still going here and here We are We're still rolling ¡Gracias!”
The complexities of a friends-with-benefits arrangement before a big move.
“When out of nowhere he told me he'd booked a one-way flight to Australia in three months time with no plans of coming back for at least a year.”
The host learns shocking truths about her boyfriend's actions.
The host grapples with the revelation of her boyfriend's betrayal and her friend's complicity.
“I'm sorry, I'm going to have to come here because there's actually no back on that bit.”
A discussion on the motivations behind men's actions in relationships.
“First, should I message Brian's girlfriend?”
Discussion about a friend's betrayal and the emotional fallout.
“So he's going to be rolling up back to Australia.”
Exploration of the complexities of cheating and the need for closure.
“You might not get the response you want.”
Advice on handling a relationship where one partner is a virgin.
Discussing the challenges of intimacy while living at home with parents.
“But, but, but, but surely it's like, let's go to my bedroom.”
Emphasizing the importance of discussing sexual expectations in relationships.
“Because that's a normal question to ask in this scenario.”
Celebrating a listener's engagement story and encouraging audience interaction.
“Just from the resort, there's a tennis Right, okay I'm a little creeped out by that Hello, I am writing to nominate My boyfriend, Matt Now fiancé Matt Cardall, shout out!”

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1:56New place unlocked It's Coachella week Our hoodie says Hollywood Baby shake those titties Shake those titties We've been in the sun all day today Happy Wednesday everyone Audio listeners We are coming to you from our Bathroom floor Live and direct only appropriate we're on the bathroom floor It's actually my idea I know amazing idea So we're in California Porque es Coachella Y we love Coachella Y who else do we love? Mr. Bieber Mr. Bieber And Miss Sabrina Carpenter And Katzai Gnarly How gnarly of us We're disappointed that Manon Is not going to be making an appearance Or will she? I did see it was confirmed that she wasn't going to be making an appearance That's unfortunate I know ¿Cómo es este hiatus?
2:54No creo que es un hiatus No Si te lo sabes, si te lo sabes Si te lo sabes, si te lo sabes Si te lo sabes, si te lo sabes Si te lo sabes, si te lo sabes, si te lo sabes Por lo que te lo sabes Para nosotros, para nosotros, estamos un poco behind Porque estamos en el momento de escuchar Pero la vez que nos escucha a este, es lo que ha sido El weekend You will have visto el otro So hopefully we slayed Hopefully we ate Hopefully we ate We're doing our own hair this year as well We are, wish is luck But you know, clock it, like, my dad's a hairdresser Yeah, it's in our jeans Absolutely, our jeans, absolutely We're very well equipped We've got our mermaid waver And that is all we need in our Beautyworks fucking curling wand And like, we can do hair Of course we can Like, we can, it's fine Cheers for that Cheers We can do it So, happy Wednesday I can do you, you can do me This is our regular scheduled programming Just from irregular surroundings Always But you know it's fun to switch it up with the roaming mic We love switching it up How do we feel about switching it up Because I really want to bring these mics home Me too I want to do this podcast from my bed So let us know how you guys feel about that How attached are we to the studio You know I'm not saying every week But once in a while Absolutely Sophia It's a commute you guys y y y y no lo que esto me hace todo el COVID y nos ha hecho el podcast de la casa pero no visual pero no visual pero eso fue pre visual days pre TikTok YouTube days el día de la vida era lo que era lo que era era lo que era pero estamos aquí live en direct a lot has happened a lot has happened We saw Usain Bolt.
4:47Okay. We saw Posh Totty from St. Trinian's. And you know how niche this is? We were checking in to our flight. And there was a family in distress. Distress. And I was like, oh, that poor girl's crying. Like this little girl was crying. Yeah. And then I went, it's Posh Totty. But she wasn't the one crying. No, she was just a mom trying to figure it out. And they seem to be in a lot of, We did actually figure out their situation. Yeah, we won't reveal their business. But we do like an eavesdrop. But Posh Totty from St. Trinian. That's niche. We should watch that. Actually, it's not niche, but like her character.
5:25Everyone's seen St. Trinian. Yes. Have they not? But I mean like a niche sighting. Because like what else has she been in? Like that's her role. Yes, like she had the same hair as the Posh Totty. The same hair. Yes. The hair was great. She looked the same. She looked the same. 20 years on. Yeah, it's crazy. So we saw her. Pero sí, sí, sí.
6:12On these streets, Sophia. Madison Beer was a good one. That was an amazing one. That's an amazing one. That's top of the top. Yeah. Top of the charts. We saw Alex Earl's friends. Clock it. Clock it. Yes, we did. Clock it. Oi, I am like a fucking beacon. I can spot someone out the corner. I got multiple. Chintzy can spot someone from the back. Yeah, I know. It's like magic. Who did I clock from the back that one time? Someone really niche. Really niche. That we never would have remembered. No. Bueno, pues, vamos a ver si este El baño de la Quinta Gives us some new wisdom here today Y dive into the inbox, ok Great segway, let's dive in It's a little bit hard on the tush I'm on my period, but that's also fine It's on its way out Mine is on its way anytime Mine's on its way out, hers is on its way in But the good thing is, I've got the period nappies At hand, I've got feminax But they ain't fitting underneath Coachella outfits, that's for sure God knows they're not They fucking come up to the bust y el crotch hanga so low pero he actually wore mine last night with just a pajama top and it was freeing well we've got here some quick fire questions to start oh what on earth to prompt some conversation we are switching it up kind of similar to what we were just saying what celebs are you hoping to spot at Coachella ah I would love I mean listen to this guys just real quick the big leagues a couple not last year the year before we saw Robert Pattinson No, it was last year, doll No, it wasn't It was when I was in the court guy address But weren't we waiting for the golf cart?
7:47No, it was the year before I was in the court guy address It was two years ago But when were we We sacked off the golf carts last year I could have sworn to you What, we went to the Sisugi Waterhouse? Yeah Was that not last year? No Whoa, my memory has warped Yeah And we saw Robert Pattinson in the queue and like that was the best I let her have a moment with that that didn't set in for me I cried yeah she did well up like that was the best celeb sighting and that was something I didn't know it ran so deep for you into your soul to bring Sophia to tears it's quite hard to have Sophia to cry you know well it was just like so unexpected wasn't on the radar wasn't excited it was like my fucking god it's Robert Manson and it just took me back to being like 13 do you know what speaking of Robert great sighting Speaking of Robert We need to go see his new film with Zendaya Absolutely, I'm on the mark of that Speaking of Robert, I actually saw a TikTok The other day and apparently he just lies In interviews apparently That is so funny, I didn't know that about him I think I want to start doing that Do you know when I had that one time I know when he does that and it's so funny What's the crazy thing you've done with a fan It's like a fan peed on me Yeah that's what I saw on Weed on me one time I know, crazy right He just lies Y la did not.
9:05Y la, que es lo que es. Es hilarioso. Mucho de respeto Mr. Patterson. So, he was a great one to tick off. Pero, ¿qué más? Justin Bieber fue el mejor. Sí, yeah. Justin Bieber en el crowd was a great one. Lisa, Blackpink, Our Queen. We've seen a lot. We've seen a lot. We've done this festival a few times. Our personal favourite sighting every year, though, has to go out to Mr. Michael. Is that his real name? Michael. Who's Michael? Stormzy. Is his name Michael? Michael Michael Michael We see Stormzy We see Michael We didn't see him last year Oh We saw him one year We turned around and said Hello When we see Stormzy we just go Hi And it goes You alright girls We're like We love you We could go No because you're getting way too big for your boots Because what we wanted to say was But we didn't We're flashing red We wanted to say but we didn't We know Mel Ah We don't know Mel We don't know Mel But we feel like we know her Your stylist Melissa I came and saw you when I was 18 at Rock City Right she did She did before work And I was like you're getting way too big for your boots Hopefully we see him this year He's always a fun one Yeah he's so tall He's like the tallest mother ever in my life And it's just like wow there's Stormzy We're just like hi Stormzy Hello Hiya No absolutely not We saw Barry Keoghan in the audience last year When he was with No, dos años atrás cuando he was con Sabrina.
10:34Clock it. Yeah, clock it. Clock it, clock it, clock it. Clock it. Who else have we seen? We've seen... Hmm. I mean, is this boring for people? Just us listing off selects? Yeah, yeah, let's stop there. Was there another question? Yeah, let's move on. Next question, please, guys. Can we move on? It's like a press conference. Please, please. Stop, stop, stop. What's the first place you have to visit when you land in LA? Croft. I mean, this year we've been hitting up La La Land. La La Land Reserve. Reserve. The matcha was just fantastic You have to get The matcha ein spanner We would order one Sit down, drink it, order another one, walk back It was like two sips of milk It was small and there was no sizes You couldn't get a large We do thrive on our food visits here It's a food tour But anyway, our question of the week We've got here What's something you did for a guy que te hubiera nunca de nuevo de nuevo de nuevo tengo un tengo un para ti go on read me read me to film read me to film cuando you cuando we were en our family homes and you would get up at like 2 in the morning oh my god and go and see him yeah you would never do that again after his shift yeah that even at the time I was like that mental he he was the first guy that took me for a ride, I think.
11:57I would agree. That was like, oh my God, men do this. That was our first experience of like, whoa. That was our first experience of men lie. Yes. Chatting for both of us. Oh, this is like, men lie. I completely agree. Oh, men actually don't mean what they say. Yeah, that was an eye opener. Because I mean what I say. Yeah. Every time. That was our first experience. That was truly, and we learned a lot in that situation. Shout out to that man. Shout out to that man. Where is he now? He was nice. She's still got a soft spot. Still defending him to this day. No. He was nice. I would like to stalk him though but I don't think I'm available to do that.
12:39I wouldn't. No but that was 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. Clock it. Deep that. Wow. That's a decade ago. That's crazy. So like I'm allowed to stalk someone from 10 years ago. Lord Have mercy on us So what's something you never do again Be loyal in the talking stage That's very true Yeah that's very fair We need to be talking to multiple men at the same time Good to compare And also just especially if you're Anxious attachment Then you don't get attached to one You know it's like oh it's fine But also You just don't get too tunnel vision Because it's like I haven't really noticed que Brian no responde porque Simon es mensaje de mí all day.
13:27It just stops you getting too focused on one name. Y it allows you to actually think, do I even like this man? Oh, actually, well, I actually prefer this man over this man. But if you didn't have that man, you wouldn't know that you don't prefer that man. This girl said, pay for his petrol to come and see me. Sarah, you can't be doing that. And also, one thing we're not doing. This is a really good... We've been speaking about this a lot because of someone. Let him live with me rent free. Don't be doing that. Never let a man move into your place. Especially rent free. Don't let them drive your cars either.
14:04No. Took him to Gambler's Anonymous meetings every week. We're too young to be dealing with stuff like that ladies. I just need a moment for that one. Gambler's Anonymous. She was trying to help him. And then he probably cheated on you. y fue como, wow cuando se ve el buen en alguien como cuando se ve el potencial que es lo que las mujeres falle in love with potencial no con la realidad we fall in love with who they are en nuestra cabeza no con quien es en persona moved into his family home never again I don't think I would do that myself babysit his kids like where are you going these are your children I'm the single one, I can go out I'm not a mother.
14:52Where are you going? Where are you going? Emphasis on that. These aren't my children. These aren't my kids. Shaved his back. Oof. Have you done that? No. Have you done that? I think so. It's better than a butt crack. I've definitely done a lower back. I mean, I've definitely done some stragglers on a back. Okay, yeah. Well, that's nice. It's a nice of service. I will never touch a man like that again. I did all of his uni assignments for him Can't be doing that Oh my god Never do this I got him a job at my work For us to split up And him get with a colleague That is shocking That is actually And you're like are you fucking joking I gave you this gig You wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for me We are too nice to these people Seriously everyone seriously Let's wake up now Sorry I was like this, let's wake up now Mike to the mouth Roaming Mike Pegged him, is that when you strap a willy on?
15:56That's pegged Yeah Wow One thing I would like to do is try on a willy And just see how it feels Just see how it flops Yeah, just wobbling it about It must feel so intrusive I know, it's there It's so in the way Our bits are nice Essentially it's just legs I know That is so messy The fact that they have so much dangling down there Imagine when you're sweating And that's just there Someone needs to powder their ball Powder it Wear deodorant on them Yes To be fair There is that body deodorant I'd like to try it on the boobs Full body We've got here One thing I would ever do for a man Clean his room for him Yeah We are not Picking up a man's boxes off the floor Yeah Picking up Because also when you start cleaning rooms That's when you start finding shit that you don't want to find Okay now like on our Patreon Like on our Patreon Images of nude images de su ex, y su ex, intertúined.
17:18Also, who is naked, intertúined, thinking, let's get a photo of this. That is a raw, unflattering image. How are they taking that image? Oh, so they were posing. I think so, yeah. What was it? Was it candid? I don't know. I was trying to picture it. I think it was posed. Oh, I see. So it was more of a selfie. A naked, intertwined selfie, I think. So imagine finding that But also we're not cleaning a man's toilet Skid marks Poo They have explosive poos We don't need to be Have our heads in their Basins Absolutely not Got a loan in my name to help him pay off his debt Oh my god Don't do that ever again Please don't do that ever again Ever again Es realmente Que es no safe Pero también, ella hizo eso en el nombre de amor Romeo y Juliet Ella pensó que nos quedó en la vida Para ser juntos Por amor Maddison Beer Asked me why I did it I said oh For amor Took me a minute then No te burst on all the Maddison Beer songs I know we do it with good intentions You know But the thing is Things like this I don't say you've got to do them once But you will only ever do that once You will never do that again Oh my Whoa You're blowing our brains today This one has blown my brain out Ignored that he Wet the bed on a regular Basis Didn't we have a dilemma about that once He was wet in the bed He wet that he was drunk He shit on her We've had a guy wet the bed ¿Has we?
19:11Sí, we have. En su madre y su madre o algo. ¿Verdad? Sí, sí. El facts are blurred. Weta el bed en un regular basis. Eso es mental. Así que se llaman en su bed. En su bed sheets. En su bed sheets. Y tú eres solo, oh, baby boy. ¿Verdad? ¿Verdad, baby boy? Verdad. Verdad, ¿verdad? Verdad, ¿verdad? Verdad, ¿verdad? Love does make you blind, ¿eh? It really does. It's been a while for me. Shave his asshole for him. Whoa. ¿Verdad? pero también así Deep This You must have really been in love She'd seen it all and she didn't mind She probably even used her estrid razor Yeah, a nice new one He had to have bent over and spread his fucking cheeks apart Are you on all fours?
20:01Maybe Or he stood head to knees spreading the cheeks No O sea, o si se ha hecho, o si se ha hecho, que es menta. Sí, eso es bondad, por supuesto. Sí, eso es amor. Eso es amor. En el nombre de amor, pas me la razón. Pas me la razón. Give me some wax. Oh, Dios. Gave him oils para ayudar a su hair loss. Oh, eso es... Oh, eso es muy bien. Men no tienen mucho. All they really have es su hairline. Eso es muy bien. We've got to take care of them. Of course. Let him use my bank card He used it to take other girls on dates That is absolutely But you know one thing we've learned Is actually men have the audacity They have the audacity To live rent free To drive your car To tell you what car to buy To spend your money Yeah, yeah, yeah Wow And move their asses into your place And make you look after their kids So they can go and do what they like Oh my god, yeah, you're the baby Babysitter now You're the babysitter Lord Jesus take the wheel We've got made him a calendar And updated it for him Oh so like now you're his secretary He's giving a sister It's giving PA It's giving EA You can plan your own fucking calendar Clean his skid Marked boxes
21:35That is horror That is hell and horror Wipe your fucking Wipe your ass You don't have to wipe anywhere You don't have to wipe your willy when you wee The only place you need to wipe Is your hairy bum hole Hairy bum hole That needs wiping
21:55Whoa Ladies we can't be doing stuff like this So let's picture this Most of these men are walking around with Shitty boxers And sitting down Sitting down And just squelching their poo On their boxers This is not okay I'm scared I used to make him meal preps Every week Oh my gosh Yeah So he can get these gains On my dime Using my cooking skills And then leave me. And then leave me. For a lady in the gym. No. Literally. No. But it's, you know, the acts of service girls. Like, it can happen to us. You're not ready for this one. What? No one is ready for this one. He used to ask me to wear the same perfume as his mother.
22:53I thought you were going to say as him. I was like, that's so cute. That's so cute. So he wants you to be his mom. Home comforts. Wow. He wants to be with his mom. Did you see on Age of Attraction where that guy was like, I mean, like, if they're not harder than my mom, then, like, I'm not going to date them. Because his mom was, like, 20 years older than him. And he was 27. What? 29. And she was, like, 59. Do that. Y, y, y, y... ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué? Mi there was a girl who was 27 and he was, like, 60. Snogging. 27 and 60. I will know which couple this is when I see them.
23:46It's not right, that. That's not right. That I don't think is right. And so they fell in love and then they went to the room reveal. Yes, yes. And you're telling me he didn't know she was in her 20s. Yeah, I didn't like that show. I don't like that show Of course It was like I bet he looked young No, he was grey I mean, he wasn't like full head of grey But he was so on pat Like I was saying, he's 60 He's defo 60 And he went, I'm 60 I was like, yeah, I knew that I'm 60, honey Come give me a kiss, you young little thing Give me some sugar Give me some sugar I'm back to you, you're 25 And then she was like I thought you were going to say 40 I was like, oh, come on No, you didn't She might have done though No, Chintz He was not 40 I don't like this show I don't like that show And then all these men like I mean, she's younger than I thought Shut up Shut up You knew she was going to be 21 I know, that's the whole point of the show You knew she was going to be 21 Anyway, I really enjoyed it Did you watch the full series?
24:50I think I watched I clocked up when these men were saying they were 60 And these ladies were fucking 21 I think I watched three episodes 4 episodes and quite a lot happened I need to go back and finish it off What password is that? Putting Lydia's password into her password That's not my password Give me my phone back honey I'm not finished my things yet We're speaking hillbilly And we can't stop I introduced Sophia to Sue Dillon If you don't know Sue Dillon All I'm going to say is type it in on TikTok It's your neighbor I'm Sue Dillon Your cat is in my yard en mi yard en mi yard y yo pussy y yo sleeping with my husband y 'all y 'all disgusting lady get out of my yard y 'all live two doors down for me honey y 'all a damn pussy it fucking hurts honestly I'm wheezing that's exactly what she sounds like and then she's like this from high school you told me all about it yeah I'm from high school yes Kentucky high school Oh yeah, that's me, honey.
25:58Oh my God. And then the woman was like, Dylan? You say Sue Dylan? The Dylan's familiar, but the Sue, I don't know. She practically calls these old women. These old women. She's like, yes, I'm Sue Dylan. You know Tim? I know a lot about Tim. You told me a lot about Tim. You used to tell me all. I know Tim very well. That was my ex-boyfriend. You don't remember me, honey? I'm Sue. Oh my God. You fucking wrecking me fucking with me. No, type Sue Dylan in please. Your cats are shitting all over my yard. Your cats are shitting all over my yard, honey. Who is this? I'm your neighbour. I live two doors down, honey.
26:38Because Sophia kept saying, Honey, honey, honey. That's so familiar to me. I'm like, who fucking says that? Sue Dylan says, Honey, honey. You hussy. You damn hussy. You been sleeping with my boyfriend. You been sleeping with my husband, you damn hussy. I'm 91. I'm not sleeping with your boyfriend. You damn are you a hussy. You hussy. Don't call me no hussy. It's making my throat hurt even just listening. I'm getting lightheaded. Told him. I'm thinking that says told me. Everyone lasts under two minutes, honey. What? So they're having sex. He's like, look, every man only lasts under two minutes, honey.
27:23No one is lasting more than two minutes, honey. Oh, the man is... Yes, I think he's saying, look, this is all man. Everyone's two minutes. Two minutes max, honey. You touch those penis and that's it, honey. It's going to explode, honey. So he's manipulating you. Right, he's gaslighting you. Saying no other man is going to give you a long load of sex. Gotcha. Two minutes, honey. That's all you got, honey. That's all anyone's got. 90 seconds and that's it, honey. Buy him a brand new car. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. One thing we're not doing. I swear to God, if I have a daughter and she is buying men cars.
28:04With her hard earned money. With her hard earned money. No, that's not happening. I will be having serious talks. That won't be happening. That won't happen. That won't be happening. It won't happen under your roof or my roof. It won't happen under our roof. That's for sure. That's for sure. Final one. Oh God, that's mental, isn't it? One thing we're not doing is. The thing is. No, no, no, no.
28:52From the UK for him I mean at least you're in Australia Yeah I feel I would do that You got your door set off Yeah But I understand it's like you did that for him Yeah Okay well a great segue My boyfriend moved to Australia For another girl Wait How has that happened then We'll find out Are we still going here and here We are We're still rolling ¡Gracias!
30:15¡Suscríbete al canal! never thought I'd have a reason to write in. They never do, honey. So I'd known this boy, Brian, for years through a mutual friend group. We always fancied each other, but we were never single at the same time, until one night out where he told me how gorgeous he thought I was and asked me on a date. I'd heard he was a bit of a man whore, but he'd had long-term relationships too, you know, so I thought why not? Love goggles on, feelings caught fast, he was charming, funny, and suddenly coming across as total boyfriend material. They always do. Again, this is the beginning, the manipulation, the lies in the beginning.
30:54The facade in the beginning. The facade. That's a good word. We've not used that word in a while. Facade. Facade is actually the key word here. Facade. Things were going really well. Bowling. Fancy meals. Great chats. Bowling. When out of nowhere he told me he'd booked a one-way flight to Australia in three months time with no plans of coming back for at least a year. Wait, so this was our boyfriend? Or we were seeing him? I think we've just been seeing him but like it's going zero to a hundred I'm thinking we're gone on a few dates a week we're texting all the time, you're thinking oh my god this is my next boyfriend, like unless something goes really wrong this is my next boyfriend you know?
31:31A lady just walked past the window. I was devastated Well yeah because why why would you get that far with someone and then just saying by the way honey I'm leaving honey, I'll be seeing Do they think that's funny? There are feelings involved But obviously they're just doing it For the Pardon the pun, for the shits and gigs Shout out So The next three months Were a full on friends with benefits Situation So you didn't back off Because you were really fallen at this point You just kind of accepted It sounds quite long It does Oh, look, I'll fucking figure that out in three months time That's a problem for later Where we'd act like boyfriend and girlfriend You know, in person But then not speak until we saw each other again Should we put our backs up against this cab?
32:28Shall we? So we're not hunched back in My booty's hurting Nami's tiles I'm getting a hunch Oh, wow, that's amazing, girl Look at that Oh, honeys Release it, babe Oh, my God, that's good God, crack that back La phone over there No toe shots for you ladies No toe shots, no wiki feets tonight I'll tell you that for free, level 5 Oh we can read together We're having friends with benefits Friends with benefits This lady's not walking by, you're scaring me You freaky old lady, get out of here Where are you hersey? Where are your neighbor, you hersey?
33:06You darn hersey
33:11The next Right read that Three weeks before he left He suggested we go exclusive Are you fucking joking Why would we do that you prick Why would we do that Why are you doing this I said no we're not on Love Island But he said if we still We're not on Love Island you heresy Sorry We're not using that word in the correct terminology You hussy You hussy What's happening here Here we go honeys Okay He says it really well She says it so well Harness Okay so he wants to go exclusive This is not Love Island This is not Love Island but he said if we still felt this strongly Once he was over there, we'd wait for each other Bull crackers So you're going to go out there Boo-hockey that is What a load of boo-hockey So you're going to go over there to the land of the Australian ladies And you're not going to try and dip your little willy And something over there I don't think so I've learnt this new phrase Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining Ew, what does that mean?
34:31Like, don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining I don't get it Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining You hussy It's so good Imagine if someone was weeing on your back And you were like oh where's that water coming from And they were going it's raining Like you're chatting shit Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining You get it Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining You hussy It's a good phrase isn't it So he's trying to piss down your back And tell you it's raining Yeah It's not raining over here It's your damn piss Or the damn desert We're fucking sitting in Australia Ain't no rain over here honey Right okay Right we're getting to it Well if we feel as strong as when That damn lady is back Hey lady Get the fuck out of here lady We're in our bathroom In our private room This is private property What is she doing She's trying to break into our room She's after our husband Ok So he's saying Let me go out there babe And if we still feel as strong Bullshit But I know Sarah you're in deep babe And I would be too I would be too So he then brought flowers to my work It was a dream Anytime I brought up him leaving He'd change the subject or say Nothing will change We'll FaceTime all the time Nothing will change I'm waking up and you're going to sleep There was one red flag moment Where he appeared on a friend's Instagram story With two girls on his arms He gave the classic They're just my friends, you're acting crazy And I let it go Because I didn't want us to be in a bad place Before he left I'm acting what?
36:16I'm acting what? Crazy I was saying it I thought you misheard me Crazy You are crazy It's like don't ever tell me I'm acting crazy That's you know because like I know I've seen something Yeah These eyes don't lie I've had LASIK So he left We texted non-stop for one day And then ghosted Shut the fuck up Shut up No text, no call, nothing I was crying in the toilets On a night out when a mutual friend came in Asked what was wrong y cuando me expliqué, se quedó como se había visto una ghost. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to come here because there's actually no back on that bit. Okay, you can touch me, honey.
37:03I know you want to. Get this straight, I don't want to touch you, I have to touch you right now, okay, honey? Okay, you're like an oven, you're so hot. You're burning me up. Your loins are burning. You're like an oven. Gird your loins. Okay, this is important. Right, right, right. She looked like she'd seen a ghost. Shit. Brian had gone to Australia to live with his girlfriend. What on earth is that all about, eh? Who had been living there for nine months. And this lady knows this, yeah? Yeah, it's a mutual friend. Mutual friend of both of them. She showed me the girlfriend's private Instagram, pictures of them going back months, but not a trace of her on his page.
37:50Oh my God. It then got worse. Another girl reached out to check on me and told me Brian had also had a threesome on a recent night out when he had those girls in his arms. Those two, it was to confirm those two ladies. I asked which night. It was the same night as that Instagram story. Oh my God. Yeah, those girls. I hope we have a picture of this man. I tried to call Brian to confront him. Blocked. Number, Instagram, WhatsApp, the lot. So I called my best friend Steve, who I've been close with since school do you find Steve attractive? oh she just said I do find Steve oh nice no I'm asking if she finds oh oh oh oh I thought she said I do actually find him quite attractive right okay because that sounds pretty good anyway sorry we like to romanticize childhood friends yes but right now we're in a state of panic and need sorry sorry sorry we need to heal Steve confessed he'd known about both the girlfriend and the threesome Steve what the hell man oh man like where do priorities lie I'm your friend and you found something out Tell me Brian had told him when they started spending one on one time together But Steve had said nothing because of Bro code Oh fuck off Steve He'd even vouched for Brian the night of the story Telling me the girls were just his friends And you've just said Steve is one of your best friends That's mental Sarah Yeah fuck Steve When I dropped Brian at the airport in tears Steve was there too Stood there knowing everything My dilemma is twofold Oh, look at this man down here, please.
39:24Sorry. First, should I message Brian's girlfriend? She's currently living with him in Australia, completely unaware of everything he got up to while she was gone. I would absolutely want to know if I were her. Second, what do I do about Steve? He apologized and blamed it on being excited to have guy mates, but he watched me fall for someone, helped cover for him, y stayed silent while I got played Excited to have guy mates We've been friends for almost 10 years Steve Steve's really let you down there I fear he really has And I don't know how to get past it Would love to know what you girls think because my group chat has been in absolute shambles This man is Right, who's this?
40:11Is this him? This is him Please, Sarah Not for this man No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. And who the fuck is this down here? Steve. Must be Steve. Are we sure? Yeah. Are we sure it's not the other way around? No, Steve's the gay bestie, you can tell. Wait, this is Steve? No. No. Right, this is Steve. Yeah. Yeah, we don't care about him. This man, my God. Why the fuck would he make you exclusive? Like, all he needed to do was be very honest and say, Look, I'm moving, let's just be friends with benefits and have fun for three months. He's got a girlfriend. I know but I'm trying to look at it stage by stage Yes You know what I mean Let's just take him as a single guy who was moving to Australia in three months All he had to do was be honest and say look I'm moving Oh yeah it's kind of shit But like let's have fun for three months Friends with benefits whatever Don't then make me fool for you by saying let's be exclusive We'll make it work We'll FaceTime every day Why are you doing that And then on top of that of course you've got a girlfriend anyway back home Who's missing you like crazy And on top of that you're cheating on her with me y que te he cheating on me por haberlo en este tríso he es in a state you're a mess I honestly think some men really enjoy and it boosts their ego making women fall for them but they know they're in check they're not falling for you they're playing a game how good can I get this girl how much can I make her fall how quick can I make her fall they're not getting attached to you It's all bullshit It's just fun and games And it makes them feel like Oh my god, like she's loving it Like it's an ego boost, genuinely Yeah, that's that ego boost I'm gonna lose for a minute Yeah, I'm a girl, I've been there Yeah Yeah, they literally, because no offense Well, actually, all the offense to that man He's not a looker He ain't a looker, that's for sure He ain't a looker, honey He ain't no looker, honey, like my husband No, not, honey And he needs an ego boost.
42:17So he's going to be rolling up back to Australia. I think what happened. In his head thinking, I've shagged all these girls, all these girls want me. I feel like the king of the fucking castle. I think what happened was he was feeling insecure because his girlfriend was out in Australia without him. He probably knows that he maybe is like punching with his girlfriend. And his girlfriend was thriving in Australia, doing all these cool things, making new friends and to make himself feel better he had to go and cheat on her you know, that's the only explanation and then on top of that thought actually I'm going to take this girl for a ride as well, I'm going to take two girls for a full ride and I wouldn't be surprised if there's another woman in the mix me neither, because it sounds like this is something he enjoys doing genuinely messing with women and then Steve, I just think he's like, I think that's friendship destroying stuff So do I I mean I understand Your priorities lie with me You've just met this man He got carried away Big time I think look I appreciate He's been a friend of yours for 10 years I just think You need to have some Big deep friendship chats With Steve And just be like look you've really Really really let me down Like you're supposed to be one de mi best mates talked me through, like you watched me at that airport crying my eyes out and you knew that he'd done all this stuff like I asked you who those girls were and you didn't tell me like I cannot be your friend right now, like I'm you need, like that is so disappointing from Steve like we've been friends for a decade Steve should have never get it to that point Steve had the power Steve could have let you know like that To clock you and say, well, well, well, I'm actually just going to stop this here.
44:14Yeah. He's done this, this and this. He's got a girlfriend in Australia. And I know he's actively trying to get there. He doesn't mean what he says. Steve could have saved a lot of heartache. Steve wanted to suck Brian's dick so hard. Yeah. So hard. And be his buddy. Yeah. I got a friend. I got a friend. And he would do that to you in honor of having a man friend. Like, no. Steve unfortunately showed a lot of true colours there Big time So I think I don't think there's any coming back from that I would never be able to forgive that But why on earth He would prioritise Brian over you I really do not know Mental That was a really bad lapse In judgement from Steve Huge Like this guy must have been Fucking the king of fucking Genovia for all I'm concerned and the king of chat as well and charm yeah fucking yeah he must have made Steve feel so good and it was like oh my god I love hanging around with this guy because he makes me feel so good so yeah I think so she did ask should she message the girlfriend I mean listen right I understand wanting to message because you're thinking like you fucking rude like I'm so heartbroken You've taken me for a fucking ride and you've got off scot-free I'm not having that I understand wanting to Insert yourself in that situation And let them know You want to have the last laugh Get your comeuppance That's what I was actually going to say What's that song?
45:53We want a mum for you Boy you'll never get a mum Is that Oliver Twist? You'll never get a mum from me That's when Joey's in that play Oh I don't know that I'm thinking you're singing You're one and only boyfriend I'm not singing that But I thought I was singing something from Mary Poppins and the Chimney Sweeps Yeah I don't know that unfortunately I don't know that I don't know what it is But yes okay Where was my train of thought Comeuppance You want to get your comeuppance However, karma's a bitch I should've known better Like karma's gonna cut This man is a bad man Bad man He is not a good person And I think he is I think his girlfriend will find out one way or another He's defo cheating on her in Australia Yeah, enough people know about what he's getting up to She's gonna find out Yeah So I think for yourself Let's just be like, you know what?
46:57Fuck this guy He's dead to me At least it didn't go on for longer than three months Yeah, that's very true I mean, it's completely fucked up This is so fucked up But it could have been going on for even longer He could have kept messaging you while he was in Australia Without you knowing But still so fucked up I think, just act like he's dead to you now Move on You don't need any more closure You know all the facts now It's not your boyfriend You have all the knowledge pero sí, yo totalmente understand also wanting to message her, yo creo es que es lo que sea que quieras es que quieras, es depende si quieres más drama porque por mensaje her, esto es todo va a ser muy current en tu vida y en tu vida, oh my god, okay it va a ser va a ser que te dejen de mover a poco más y porque tú eres un buen back into this man's web por inserting yourself en esta cosa cosa pero también necesito no aguanta SCOTT la because me porque nhé me puedo me tal contemporary quênate no no no que 해� estáисс
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48:17an y no she may not believe Dan Dan me, I guess you've got receipts. You might not get the response you want. She may choose to just not believe you. Because, like, you know what Brian's like. Like, he's charmed you. He might say to her, oh, that was that good. She was so obsessed with me. She would never leave me alone. Well, of course he's going to say something like that. Like, oh, she always tried to message me. Like, babe, she's crazy. She's crazy. Like, ignore her. Block her. She's like, you know, he's going to be chatting all this shit to her. But I feel like you do have picture receipts and, like, you can show all the texts.
48:49Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like, about the, Surely you can show a lot and move into Australia in three months. All of this bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. You know, and it's completely up to you. But one thing you do need to do after this is, well, I guess you're blocked, but make sure everyone's blocked. God almighty, what a whirlwind. You'll laugh about it one day and tell your kids.
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50:50Right, I'm putting my whiz pants on Right, we're going to whiz through this We've got here, my boyfriend Oh, sorry My bad It's absolutely fine I'm going to whiz, look at this Whiz, whiz, whiz, whiz, whiz Trisha Pace is reading My boyfriend is a virgin and I'm struggling Okay, let's get it Hi girls And I absolutely love you girls And the pod I listen to you guys on the way to work every week Thank you Sarah Thank you Sarah Have a good day at work Bon chance Hopefully this is a good Or a bad start to your day I'm not quite sure Let's hope it's good We did actually meet A Canadian A Canadian lady This morning This morning We read her dilemma out It was quite It was a bit starstruck You were starstruck Yes Yes Me too I was like Oh how did we do Yeah How was our advice And then her boyfriend was there And then we were like What was it about Yeah But then luckily It wasn't about her boyfriend Yeah He was called Hamish Shout out Hamish Yeah, well Hamish, that shout out sir I honestly don't know whether I need advice Or a cold shower, but here we go God, for context We're 27 and 28 I've been with my boyfriend for around 3 months now Known him for 6 He's genuinely one of the nicest Most respectful men I've ever dated And I'm 100 % marrying this man He is a walking green flag But the only issue is, he's a virgin, am I not?
52:07What do you mean literally a virgin? Maybe he's celibate, wait until marriage Because he's 28 Oh, he's saving himself Because she's saying, oh actually maybe not Okay, let me read I'm finding myself feeling very sexually deprived But also extremely confused Does she just mean Like he's not having sex with me Maybe, maybe not literally a virgin Well look, because she's saying, look, he hugs me Kisses me, holds my hand, that's it So you've been Seeing him for three months and he's not tried to have sex with you I think she's meaning like we've not had sex yet Like it feels like we're virgins Got it If I lightly touch his inner thigh He'll literally take my hand and hold it instead Like you don't want my hand On your willy sir He never touches me inappropriately Ever, no wondering hands No tension, nothing Okay So we've known him for six months Wow Part of me thinks he might be waiting until marriage Okay so we've not even talked about this Part of me thinks he's scared because he's never done anything before Oh, so he is a virgin.
53:12He is a virgin. Okay, well, that would make a lot of sense. Okay, okay. We can get through this. We can do this. Listen, this man has never had sex before. You're going to blow his mind. He's never going to want to start, you pussy. Honey, he won't be able to take his hands off you. He's just got stage fright. He's just got nowhere to, he doesn't know where to begin. Because also like. He's got no clue where to begin. That is very intimidating. Being a 28 year old Dating a 27 year old Who has had previous sexual partners To be a virgin And to be the man as well He is so intimidated Probably by you and your experience And not wanting to disappoint you And not knowing what to do That he just is too scared to even Get things started He can't even get things pumping He can't even get nothing going But this is where you can just guide him Through this surely Pero es weird Que el wey se ha hablado Por eso Es Es Because now Es un elephant Es الإ Fer 토�dalena Empezó a la vez En el árbol Soy un elefante Estaba Estaba Estaba Estabaなんです Ella Sí
54:23zero Oar All right Wives
54:32En el No No I'm No No No I'm no voy a irun o no y no, no. Y no, no. Y no, no. Y no, no. Y no, no. Y no, no. Y no, no. Y no, no. Why don't we just do this? Why don't we walk? Literally. The last thing you're going to want to do is talk about riding bikes. Very true. Like, it's going to be like, oh, we walk. Yeah. It's not that far. That's actually a good fucking. That's where you really pulled that out the bag. Thank you. I actually did eh Yeah so like the last thing he wants to do is put his hand near your fucking vagina No Because that He knows that entryway That's like getting a foot on the pedal That entryway leads to the one thing he's scared of Yeah Maybe not scared but never done Part of me thinks he's scared because he's never done anything before And part of my intrusive thoughts is like what if he's hiding a micro pee You've never You've never felt it She's not even seen it Okay Yeah I guess you would have seen it if you'd never felt it You've not seen it in any jeans No sé si no, quiero saber laتي.
55:26La伝 No, no siento No nietzsche, no No lagging fruit Lo making it harder is Maybe just wear some tight ones Lo makes it harder Is that he does show affection Like he will lightly touch my thigh Kiss my forehead, kiss my hands Es very sweet and romantic This guy is going to be a great lover, I can tell He's going to be very nurturing Isn't he, right? Pero It never goes anywhere beyond that So I don't even know if this is a Boundary Nerves or this is just His natural limit and I feel awkward Being the one to ask, when would you be comfortable Having sex, because that feels way too Direct and not very me Right, right We also both live with our parents Okay, so that is another whole Mark, we're not losing virginity With mum and dad downstairs You know No I'm fucking starving, my belly is rumbling Did you hear that?
56:24I've had a tuna wrap and a couple of tortilla crisps today And some DCs And a couple of DCs And one really nice matcha though So we live with our parents We've never actually been alone together Whoa So no calm moments, no private rooms Nothing remotely intimate No weekend retreats So we've not even been in his bedroom Doesn't sound like it No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Stop calling me. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Sorry. It was a man. Man, scaring me, you seech. Right. Let's get to the bottom of this. So we've had no alone time.
57:11Yeah. Because we both live at home. But, but, but, but surely it's like, let's go to my bedroom. Yeah. y también como mam, dad, yo estoy 28 pero también como, come to my room close the door let's just watch TV in my room sit downstairs and watch TV we've been together for 3 meses I'm going to marry you, I've just said but if we're both not obviously it's a different situation here thing is so she's just saying everything stays very PG which is fine, but it's been months the thing is, I don't want to I don't want to come across like I'm just horny Doesn't matter It's been three months And you're a lady with needs And you're in love with this new man And you want to connect in that way It's natural It's a natural part of every romantic relationship To feel that intimacy You're an animal You're an animal girl Sarah you're an animal You damn hussy You horny hussy Obviously you're not a hussy You want to have sex with your boyfriend You're just a normal girl That's normal but because he's so Not anti-sex but what's another word Not anti-sex He is You don't want to seem like a sex pest He's like allergic Yes so you're like sex sex sex sex You want him to also Want to have sex with you You want to feel desired We both want to want that And desperate to have my sexual needs fulfilled I really like him and I respect him a lot but I also don't want to ignore my own needs or pretend this isn't bothering me I wonder so it sounds as though he just kind of said it in the beginning like I'm a virgin but I guess we've never we've not spoken about are you saving it till marriage?
58:59Are you ready to have sex? Do you want me to be your first sexual partner? These I fear are things we actually do need to talk about. Big questions. We don't know the answer to these things. Does this man even want to have like he might just want to be waiting for marriage And I do also feel like, I do also feel like even though it might feel awkward to talk about, I do feel like the more you talk about it, the more comfortable he will feel and you will feel and it will then happen more naturally. Porque yo estoy en ese estar contigo, lo sé architectura, de hecho, pero creo que si aquel tipo de plaste y esté preguntando Así que, ¿stedes están inoculltando una experiencia en resentida?
59:43Bueno, ela pregunta es, ¿cómo es? ¿Cómo voy a hacer esto usahole en thanking el tenemos lesionado? ¿De o como ha quedado y no es suficiente? ¿De que no tengasUTE y leas locales en el lenguaje? ¿ fingeres en un toque el conversado eso es porque lo weirdoón tiene otra cosa. Un morality, dulce, dulce, I think you're 27 years old You're in a relationship For three months You love this man You respect him This is not like a taboo topic But in the relationship it is at the moment A normal thing that you want to talk about And yeah I think you just could say something like You know Even just start small Like ask if he fancies you Like what does he find sexy about you Like even just that kind of question A little dirty talk Yeah like just maybe gently guide him into the questions Or just be like I think we're just asking him about his virginity Look I think we need to be direct Yeah a bit more direct Just be like so Oh god Just be like so Maybe ask Are you saving it for marriage Yeah Yes, that's a good entry point.
1:00:58Because that's a normal question to ask in this scenario. Maybe just say like. And just say because, oh. And if he's like, no. And if he's like, oh, no, no. Be like, oh. Oh. Well, in that case. Oh. Let's get to it. In that case. That could be a very quick, quick scenario. Because I think, number one, you need to. But we're in the family home. It's almost like we need to plan a little hotel. Get away. Well, we could plan a hotel after we have this conversation, you know. Yeah. And just be like, look, let's do it. Let's just do it. And if you don't want it. There's a few options. I do think it's a really good idea just going straight in with, you know, let's go on a date.
1:01:31Let's have some cocktails. Let's sit at the bar. Let's get cozy. Let's get a hand on the knee. Yeah, like he's kissing you. Yes. We're snogging. You're stroking. And yeah, you could go in there cold that's just like, so are you saving yourself to a marriage? I think that is a fine question to ask. Me too, me too. And look, you might get like, look, he might just say yes or no. No. And you could just leave it there. You've at least got one answer. Pero yo creo que de eso que podemos hacer Y luego podemos hacer más preguntas Yo creo que es que es decir ¿Estás interesado en tener sexo conmigo? ¿Eres interesado en mi ser tu primer sexual partner?
1:02:06O que tú puedes Let él no Just let él no You could even say something like We should book a weekend away So we can just have some private time Y no Y no Y no Y no Y no Y no Y no Y no Y no Y no Y no
1:02:26These are not like dirty, like crazy questions. Whoa, crazy horny girl. Like this is your boyfriend of three months who you love and respect, who treats you really well. You want to start talking about sex. You want to have sex with this man. Like you can absolutely get the answers you're looking for. You just need to ask the questions. Like you've given it three months. It's not happened naturally. so you're just going to have to be brave and put yourself out of your comfort zone and just be the one to initiate this conversation and just see what road it takes you down because if you don't ask these questions you're going to be here with no difference you're going to stay in this same circumstance and nothing's going to change because yeah I agree and I think the time is nigh me too there's no time like the present and I think it will be fine I think honestly once you guys start talking about it and he's okay and excited por el idea de un día de un día de un día me también me también y luego y luego y luego y luego y luego es fucking rolling pero equally he might say yes I am saving it for marriage y luego that's a whole other conversation we're going to have and you can cross that bridge when we get to it and we get some answers I agree because you are horny sir there's nothing wrong with Take charge of the situation, you know Take charge And there's nothing wrong with how you feel right now No, you're a normal girl If you were in a relationship with another guy Who has sex You'd be having sex Do you know what I mean?
1:04:02This is just this man's situation So you're well within your right to ask about sex Definitely In this instance Which is, in this instance, lacking Not happening yet Yeah, completely agree And this man needs to Look, if it makes him awkward at first It won't soon You need to start talking about this Brian Start chatting about this girl Agreed Okay let's wrap it up I want to hear Sarah I want to hear the first sex story Oh yeah I want you to tell us If he's saving it till marriage Write back and let us know how that makes you feel Please I'm begging So now it's time For start of the week There is a tennis ball under that bed Right?
1:04:46Oh yes there is I'm like, what is that? Just from the resort, there's a tennis Right, okay I'm a little creeped out by that Hello, I am writing to nominate My boyfriend, Matt Now fiancé Matt Cardall, shout out! Star of the week, Matt and I have been together for nine years This summer and in February this year He got down on one knee and proposed Yes Matthew On holiday to Prague In Prague? We've been to Prague El proposal fue perfecto. I was caught completely off guard. I thought we were just going away for my birthday. As we normally do. He chose the perfect moment on a fancy rooftop bar. Which overlooked the whole of Prague.
1:05:27All lit up at night time. It was just so perfect and magical. Everything I dreamt of and more. Matt is my best friend. And goes above and beyond for me every single day. I want him to know how loved and appreciated. He really is by me. It would put the biggest smile on his face. To be star of the week. Me too. I watch the pub with him every week Matt Let's see Matt He secretly loves the girly pop vibes Yes he does Look at them and Matt You've got a very kind face Congratulations fiancés A beautiful couple Thumbs up to the proposal Matt We appreciate that Well thank you everybody for listening If you've watched I hope you've enjoyed this new setup Si te escuchas, espero que la audio fue bien.
1:06:16Pero lo amo mucho. Vamos a ver con regular scheduled programing next week. Si tienes problemas, puedes e-mail them a hello at thegirlsbathroom.com Y te puedes seguirnos en Instagram, TikTok y YouTube. Subscribe, ¿por qué no? Fuck it, subscribe, ¿por qué no? See you on Monday y a Wednesday. Love ya. Love ya. Have a good week. Los Angeles, I guess we're in La Quintz. See you later, honey. Bye bye. Bye, bye. Bye, hussies. Bye, honey. Bye, you bunch of hussies.
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