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1:15He went straight in for the kill And he had finished I was so disappointed No war war, no rehearsal I think he just knew If he started stroking you When he was on the sofa He was just going to come there And on the sofa I think he was so His balls were full of so much He was just like if she touches me now I'm going to explode Obviously this is what's happened He was so scared and he should have gone to the toilet Had a whack, released himself Relax This is our first time He's never seen tits like it Do you know what I mean?

1:56What's up you guys? Hola, hola, hola. Hola, hola. Hola a ti, hola. Welcome to the Girls Bathroom Podcast. Welcome to the show. Absolutely. Blueberry, how are we feeling today? We feeling good? Yeah, I'm feeling good. Blueberry sat with us today because the other sofa's not here, so she's had to... Yeah, she's back on the set. She's been choosing not to sit with us, which is kind of sad. Drinks are en route. We're going to have no spillages today. We had a big spillage last week. Oh, we did. And we're not going to have that today because every drop counts. I'm really excited for my beverages this morning.

2:26Me too. Blueberry's exciting. We just started the barking already. Come sit and rest. So, welcome back everyone. It's X rated today. It's X rated and we are also playing a game today. Would you like to introduce the game? Chintz, we have done this a little bit on Patreon and I'm not going to like, puts us on edge slightly. It does but I think it keeps us sharp. I think it keeps us sharp and I think it keeps us alert. It's almost like brain training. It's really good for us. Yeah, so why don't you explain the lore behind the game? We've played it on Patreon once It went well We both won Did it go well though?

3:01No Because I didn't catch you out I fear we didn't really play it Well we were nervous But genuinely like I You did it really well Likewise As I did it realistically Like it didn't even You did it so it seems She's a true actress So the game is I got it from Basically Unfiltered Because I enjoy that podcast y es que nos vamos a dar un secreto y el objetivo de la game es que se dice la secreto durante la podcast nochalant sincron la otra parte que se dice que era la secreto así que se dice que es la palabra y ella es que era la palabra que era supecial que era la secreto y nos hemos de llamar y el problema en Patreon fue que no se llamaba la otra persona pero sí que se dien para no estás dont gustan lavorando son aún así que ya ay finanzas pero vamos a un ratón a soldados processed y también

4:14sí pero a lo se sé y todo bueno si es listening then you're also playing along because you're noticing right should we open our words miss oh my god rosie that word is so hard okay okay okay that is sabotage my i think mine is fine i think mine is reasonable she obviously thinks i'm the more intelligent one of the two I'm just kidding whoa okay I would like to know I'm not sure like I need to think about this I would like to know in the Patreon one we did I got mine in so quick before any dilemmas early early early and then I could just relax because I'm not going to lie I was like it's a weight on the mind it is and like I was so worried about my word I wasn't even thinking about your word exactly I was like let me just get my word in and then I'll think about you look it's all about practice it's about confidence if we're ever going to go on traitors one day We need to be able to grow some balls.

5:14Cannot wait to see Miranda on Traitors. Me too. She's my winner. She's my icon, my legend, my everything. I love her. My truncety necklace. I feel like she's going to be like queen of the faithfuls, but I do would love to see her as a traitor. I think... And I think comedians always get very far because people love them because they make them laugh. Please make her a traitor. I just want more Miranda screen time. That's all I want. Do you know what I mean? We used to love Miranda, didn't we? She's my icon. I could sit and watch that now actually. Best TV show ever. I reposted something on TikTok not long ago actually.

5:45I saw it last night. Oh really? It really made me laugh. I reposted that ages ago. Oh what? I literally saw it last night. I reposted that weeks ago. What? That was like two weeks ago. Like when we found out she was going on Twitter. I swear. Should we dive in? Yes please. Question of the week. Why have you always got your headphones plugged in? It's really weird. Sorry it's because I had them in on my commute. And then I'm just like. Looks like you're ready to go any second. I just like to. Well I don't lose my headphones if they're in. Yeah. You know what I did last night? I made a big hole in my eyebrow Can you see it?

6:14Filled in quite well No, can't see it at all Big hole She's an eyebrow picker What's it called? Not sure Right You look babbdol, don't worry about that Let's dive into the question of the week Shall we? Yes, we better Okay, our question of the week Is Have you ever So yeah, we're doing X rated ¿Has visto una persona que se ha hecho un poco de la cara? ¿Has visto una persona que se ha hecho un poco de la cara? ¿Has visto una persona que se ha hecho un poco de la cara? Oh, que es raro. Que es el y horror. Que es algo que yo no me gustaría. Que es un poco de la cara. Y me voy a empezar a la cara, creo.

6:57Que es un poco. I couldn't recover from that. I'd have to disappear. At least ahora tienes la un-send opción, pero solo un-send si no se ha visto. Y a gente que se puede ver con el que se puede ver. Y a gente que se puede ver. Es que se puede ver. Es que se puede ver. Es que se puede ver. No, no. La notificación es ahí. O sea. Oh, mi Dios. I once sent a whole video talking about my boyfriend fingering me to his best friend. Pero ¿cómo se puede ver? ¿Cómo se puede ver? Just quick fingers. ¿Es que es así? Habit, habit, habit, habit, habit, habit, habit. At least it was his best mate. ¿Es que es un Matt y un Matthew?

7:27Y un tipo en Matt. Y es como, ¿cómo se puede ver? I sent a very spicy text meant for my boyfriend to my driving instructor. Oh. That is hell. Because I've got to see you next Thursday for my parallel park class. And I just don't want to have to do that. Well, you can't go ahead with that. Like, you can't go ahead with that. Maybe the reason I've not started driving is because I think it's going to be really uncomfortable having a driving instructor like that. No. And I've seen these stories of like the men being really weird with the girls. Well, get a lady. Yeah. It's great. Great chats. Really?

7:59Yeah. No, it's performance anxiety. No, they're a teacher. They're just a teacher. Teaching you how to drive. Es fun, might be getting a bit of radio on Oh really, you like the radio on? Yeah, you just chat about life and this and that Yeah, it's great, shout out to the driving instructors I sent a full frontal badge video to my family group chat There's some things you couldn't recall from and that is one of them, not the family GC I sent my boyfriend's mum a text Oh no How does this actually happen? Seriously, Sophia I sent my boyfriend's mum a text

8:38Imagine if also like he lives at home And then mum's like she ain't coming around tonight Yeah under my roof I sent my dad a text saying I was horny I had to quickly say I meant hungry instead No Pick of my arse to a colleague Try to play it off saying it was my ear Colleague's not as bad but still Colleague could be worse but oh that is rough On my third day of uni I sent a nude to my new flatmate Instead of my boyfriend Oof I know I sent my ex's mum a picture of my soapy tits In the bath At least it was ex's mum You're never going to have to see that one ever again I thought I was texting my boyfriend About a sex dream It was steamy as fuck I was texting his sister

9:34No, I sent a full nude to my dad No, no, no, that's trauma But why aren't we being careful with our fingers? We need to slow it We need to just down, okay? Calm, slow, type it in slow Making triple checking Yeah, we can't be sending these things in a rush Like I know we all all are I know Slow it down I sent my boyfriend's mum I want you to eat me out tonight Oh my god Oh my goodness My friend's mum accidentally sent her sex tape Of her and her boyfriend to her son's Friend So my friend's mum Accidentally sent her sex tape Of her and her boyfriend To her son's Friend You know your son is never actually going to recover from that I don't think anyone is Socially or mentally.

10:30Not necessarily a text, but my ass pic showed up on my family's shared iCloud. Why are we having shared iCloud? I know. Fuck that. I sent my friend's dad a text saying, I can't wait to fuck you. Did you meet? Why have you got your friend's dad's number? Friend's dad's number. I once sent an underwear pic to the work group chat. oof that's rough I'd rather do it to a work group chat than a family group chat to be honest we can laugh that one off yeah I can play that off whoops but like the family group chat that's scarring us all for life that's trauma we need family therapy after that yeah that's trauma oh blue blue parkour I know parkour I sent a pic of my vag to my nail tech could be worse yes could be worse I would take the nail tech over most other people to be honest me too ¡Gracias!

11:56Bueno, vamos a ir a dip our toes in Y a empezar con Y a vamos a ver Sex lasted two minutes Y a didn't even take my PJ top off Not the Disney PJs Hi girls Not the fake tan pajama top Yeah, literally If you're reading this out, just know I'm screaming I love you both, the pod and your vlogs Really got me through some really sad times back in 2022 They would make me laugh a a time when I felt the world was crashing in and I've been a dedicated listener and vlog watcher ever since including Patreon thank you for being here Sarah welcome in happy Wednesday absolutely sorry if this is a long winded as I need to include all details so I started dating this guy let's call him Brian about a month ago first few dates were oh the pajama top staying on after a month I was thinking you guys were like 8 years in first few dates were really good Chat was great We would have a laugh etc Each date I did wonder if he did fancy me or not Because he wasn't super touchy feely Or trying to make a single move The kisses were more like pecs That's interesting It's not giving much passion In the first dates to just be pecking Yeah Not much passion from the off You're wondering do we have sexual chemistry I'm not sure I'm not sure if I'm feeling that spark She's saying and I would leave each date thinking he wasn't interested.

13:22Okay. That's not a nice place to be left. No. Like why am I confused? Literally we've been on three dates and I'm questioning whether you like me. Like do you find me attractive? Yeah. Like I know we've had great chats but I'm not sure if I feel that physical. Yeah. But I would always get the text after saying how excited he was to see me again. Whoa. So he's a wordsmith on his phone. And that he was already planning the next date. So I put all this down to nerves on his part. Yeah. This weekend I went He went to his house to stay over for the first time. Oh my God. You kept your pajamas on for the first time you had sex.

13:56He cooked me dinner. We had some wine. Watched some Netflix. The whole time sitting on the sofa. But no tactical touching. No kissing. No snuggling. Nothing. It's given what we're just sat here like his. What's he scared of? He's like, he's overthinking something. He is overthinking it. I think he thinks you're the sexiest woman in the world. And we've not just got a little, like our knees aren't even touching. Pero no incluso un arm. No incluso un stretch. Creo que es así intimidado y es realmente scared de hacer esto. Pero él es muy confidente por invitarle a la comida, cocinarle a la comida.

14:29Como, él tiene que tener la iniciativa. Pero cuando estás ahí, él está pensando, Oh, Dios, no puedo tener todo esto. No puedo tener todo esto. No puedo tener todo esto. No puedo tener todo esto. Así que no puedo tener nada. Lo he intentado, pero no tengo nada. back oh so you're even thinking okay i'm gonna initiate the physical touch here and i'm just yeah i'll be confident and you're still like oh okay it's not it's not going that way so we got ready for bed oh i'm feeling this on it like i'm feeling the awkwardness i felt a bit awkward as no flirtiness or kissing yeah like do you want me to sleep over like i'm not getting those vibes Bueno, ya, es como si arrangó este sleepover.

15:13Ya, ya. Vamos a tomar un poco y a ver el video y a la hora. Y ya, ya. Pero ya hemos terminado el sleepover. Ya. Así que ahora tengo que cambiar. Y también, creo que es muy rara, como un sleepover, que estamos realmente preparando para la cama. Ya. Vamos a ir a ver, vamos a ir a la pajama. Vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver. Vamos a ver, vamos a ver. Vamos a ver, vamos a ver. Como, ya, ya. Es que no es realmente ocurre, ¿es que? Bueno, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya. Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya. bought her sexy PJs. Exactly, look, she said, I was a bit awkward, la la la, but I got my cute PJs on, had my sexy underwear underneath, but I was ready to go.

15:50She was prepared. Yeah, because I'm thinking like, you're taking your pants off, you're putting on your joggers, you're getting your big Mickey Mouse t-shirt on. She's thinking, look, he feels most comfortable under the sheets in the bedroom. I can appreciate that. Let's get ready to go. I can appreciate that. Underwear on. We've had a bit of wine. She said, we are in bed. Oh. I brave it. y snuggle up to him while we chit chat nice he has his arm around me stroking my back here we go okay here we go he's finally thinking right okay bit of confidence she says I think this is my moment so I lean in for the kiss which by the way he is a great kisser but from that moment we began kissing okay to the end nice okay so he that's interesting like what was he waiting for like this is what we need to ask a man maybe he was wanting you to take the lead maybe that was it yeah like maybe he just thought when she's ready She'll kiss me And that's it Well yeah absolutely And he took that And he ran with it Maybe he was really trying Maybe in his mind He was thinking I'm gonna be a super respectful king And like she's gonna take the lead here We're gonna go at her pace So I'm gonna wait for her to initiate Maybe that was his thought process Whereas on the other end You're feeling a little bit like Okay do you not Do you even fancy me Yeah like what's going on Right so we began kissing It lasted around a total of Two minutes What the kissing?

17:09I think the entire act Oh my god From first kiss to I'm going for a wee Yeah yeah From the moment we began kissing to the end It lasted around a total Of two minutes At a push He didn't even take my PJ top off He went straight in for the kill And he had finished I was so disappointed No war war I think he just knew if he started like stroking you when he was on the sofa he was just going to come back and off the sofa like I think he was so his balls were full of he was on the verge of an explosion so much he was just like if she touches me now I'm going to explode and obviously this is what's happened he was so scared he should have gone to the toilet thought you'd shout it out sit on your grandma invest yourself this is our first time he can't disappear he's never seen tits like it do you know what I mean he's never seen the lingerie like it he's literally never you know he's like So excited No, he literally knew Nothing could have happened on that sofa Because nothing would have happened in bed Oh my god Right, okay But also like This is our first time having sex You're thinking like We're gonna be having loads of kissing There's all the four Like there's so much stuff to do Yeah, we want the sex We want the build up We want the anticipation Yeah, we need to take clothes off Like, you know, we're not It's not giving like, you know Quick night time quickie No No It's giving like Well that's what it is giving But like this is our first time having sex Like it's not right He was so nervous He hadn't had sex in years Do you reckon?

18:43Yeah And he was just like If she comes near me I'm gonna pop It's over Like I'm gonna blow It's getting over I'm about to blow So she said He even said That was quick He said that was quick Yeah he said Okay That was quick Okay But then he kissed me goodnight And we went to sleep So he wasn't even like Give me a minute Give me a minute Let's go again Let me just Give me a minute Now we've done that Look just give me a minute Let me just gather myself But why did he sensitize my penis Why didn't he sort himself out Before you got there He was too nervous Sophia He probably thought If I do that Stayed right Then I'm gonna Like what if No he probably just thought I can't even take the risk Of doing that Oh god He's really like You're a mess mate You're a mess Look he's scared He's naked and afraid He is naked and afraid He probably didn't even get naked Maybe he was just in boxes You still had your pajama top on But I guess it is like a lingerie He was just ready to blow Baby doll situation Because I am picturing you in a big t-shirt Right I really thought the following day He would redeem himself Yeah like good morning Round two Yeah good morning Sorry about last night Thinking maybe it was first time nerves I do get the vibe He is a little insecure with a few things He said about himself But nothing happened, did you hear my belly?

20:07I did, yeah, starved Wasting away I had an acai bowl last night, again I was thinking about it I've had a real craving for acai bowls for dinner Two days in a row I've been eyeing it up Likewise Peanut butter Just need some more bananas They're a bit low on the bananas and the toppings I think you need your own toppings in that porque a veces it arises y es un bowl de mush I had a snog last night oh yeah it just doesn't hit the same at all but it's at least something babes it just doesn't come close for me no it doesn't snog is a frozen yogurt Savi's not doing her own ex-trained episode right now great snog last night right so she's saying she's woke up thinking things are gonna maybe pick back up in the morning yeah I can understand that she's feeling that he has a few insecurities but she said but nothing happened pero nos hemos pasado el día juntos y nos hemos hecho juntos y nos hemos hecho juntos ¿Qué?

21:05¿Cómo es? ¿Cómo es? He's waking up in bed en his head It's our first sleepover He's woke up thinking ¿Cómo fucking embarrassing? ¿Es un idiota? ¿Es un idiota? ¿Es un tipo de men's morning como su tiempo de shine? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No?

21:28¿No? case he's he's a bag full of nerves he's a bag full of nerves he's he's woke up thinking what did you do last night you stupid idiot and he he's not even got it in himself to think i'm gonna try and redeem myself this morning and rock this woman's world and he can't much pressure i mean i can't imagine the pressure to be fair like i am very happy not to be in the man in this situation but just own it and like let's talk about it you know like but i guess i think you want to act like it's not happened let's not talk about it let's not debunk it so we're not chatting about that right okay so you're making brunch you're thinking okay we've had the whole day together we're making brunch we're lounging you know it's probably a sunday we've not even had like a morning like good morning we've not even kissed right well let's see where this goes we didn't even kiss again when we were chilling he would wrap his legs around me and i would have my hands on him Gently stroking his neck, arm or leg Thinking this would spur things along But nothing I can't always be the one to initiate Especially when I believe he has some making up to do Yeah, he's in his head, isn't he?

22:39By this point, I'm fully thinking he's absolutely not interested I go home late Sunday afternoon And straight away he's texting me and planning the next date What? He even went out for a family meal that night and was getting excited saying I really need to bring you here. Sending pics of all the food etc. Gil's Is he just super nervous slash embarrassed the first time went that way? Is he just selfish in bed? Inexperienced? I just don't know. My main question is If this happens again how do I approach the conversation? I think sex is important in a relationship and this isn't the kind of sex I want to be having at all.

23:18Or is this maybe all bad signs? y mi lenguaje es solo que es tan diferente y también es tan solo para que te parezca para que te parezca para que te parezca mi amigos todos tienen diferentes opiniones me siento que me siento un outsider POV side note I'm 33 I'm wanting to find my future husband and settle down and build a life I don't have time to waste at my age he has just turned 30 I'd love to speak to his ex Pics of us attached not together as we haven't taken any ads We need to find a previous sexual partner I think he can't handle all the juice. I think he's just performance anxiety first time.

23:57He's thinking, we'll take another date. I think you've got to give him one more shot. Do you want to see him? Yeah, but then now you say selfishness in bed, I'm thinking, yeah, that kind of maybe rings true. I just don't understand how it could have happened so quickly the first time. It'd been a while. Like we're snogging, like you're feeling each other up a bit. ¿Cómo han ido de 0 a 100? En dos minutos. Que, para mí, es un lack de... ¿He doesn't really care about you? ¿Y él está ahí para esto? ¿Y le ha ido? El hecho de que he insertó la cara es un poco larga. ¿Qué es wild? ¿Y le ha ido a ver?

24:35¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? A bit blurry. ¿Crees que zoom in a bit? He looks like a pleasant... Tattoos, you know? Yeah. Okay. This is our Sarah. Sarah's gorgeous. He was intimidated. She's got that citizenry jacket on. Oh, Sarah, you're looking gorgeous. I think you can do better. Well, look. Yeah, maybe go on one more date. I think one more date, one more chance because... But I wouldn't initiate again. No. Because like if you hadn't kissed him in bed that night... I know. That wouldn't have happened. Pero entonces, ¿qué es, genuinely? ¿Qué es going through his brain? ¿Para que complemente?

25:16¿Es he, like, you look really sexy? ¿I love this? ¿You look great? ¿Like, wow? ¿Do you feel desired even, like, are you getting that, like... Words of affirmation? Yeah, ¿y getting any of that? I don't think he is. Porque si we're doubting, si we're like, he doesn't, I'm just calling it now. He doesn't even like me. He doesn't even want me. La, la, la. Si that's how hanging out with him makes you feel, Then he mustn't be He mustn't be giving that like Reassurance of like oh you're so gorgeous La la la la la But then maybe he is just nervous and intimidated But then it's like You're 30 years old Like if we're gonna have this passionate relationship I know I would be tempted To give him one more date One more sleepover If it's the same story again And then just And then he's like on text being like Oh, I can't wait to see you again.

26:11Last night was amazing. Yeah, it's like, because now you're like, I'm questioning my reality. Like, I don't think it was, but now you're all this on text. Yeah, exactly. It's like one thing there, one thing there. I think give him one more date, one more chance. Yeah, I agree. Because he could have been like nervous, like, I don't know how men's balls work. Yeah, let's give him the benefit of the doubt. The benefit of the doubt that he was nervous, performance anxiety, just didn't know what to do. Wasn't expecting you to kiss him because he was obviously trying, I don't know what he was up to that night To be honest But like you want a physical You want a guy who likes You want to feel desired At the end of the day What's the love language called?

26:51Physical touch Yeah you just want a guy who likes physical touch So just like even when you're on the sofa Like a cuddle and stuff You don't want to feel like a friend Yes, no You don't want to be initiating like that Every time as well Keep us posted on that Sarah That's an interesting experiment I think give him one more shot Then do you think maybe call it out Go whoa mate I would just maybe sack it off Or just be like Do you find me attractive Yeah because I'm not getting those vibes Yeah and I would just maybe call it out Like just ask him Or be like you're very different on text to in person Or just be like Are you not really an initiator then Do you like it when women initiate That's what I'm getting from you Sí, sí, sí, sí

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29:22Taking it back to the Bridgerton times here. Will I ever reach my pinnacle? Absolutely you will, Sarah. Absolutely you will. My dilemma is something I have struggled with for years now No man has ever been able to make me finish in la bedroom La boudoir Yes, this eventually links to never have I ever Trust the process Okay For some background Me and my Brian have only been together for 8 months I'm 20, soon to be 21 And he is 25 He works with my older sister y ella es la que me dijo sobre él y sort de sete nosotros. Él es lo que siempre he dreamedía de. Es muy divertido, divertido, cariño, entendido, así supportive y yo realmente me siento lucky cada día.

30:11En la otra parte, yo estaba con mi ex por tres años en un toxic, en, en, en, en, en situación. No estaba buscando nada cuando nos brokeó, pero un mes después, yo seguí Brian en IG cuando mi hermano dijo que era un hijo y pensaba que era un buen match. No pensaba mucho, pero él quedó en mi DMs y nos hemos hecho un poco, el resto es historia. Durante todo mi relaciones, no uno ha sido capaz de hacer me finish. Ok. Para mí, personalmente, sex es no la mayor parte de un relación, como lo que es para algunas mujeres. I velo más de la carne en la carne, y me valió otras cosas mucho más. I see mi current sex life con Brian muy positivamente, y yo enjoy it.

30:52I fancy a mío mucho, creo que es tan attractive. El modo que continúe a mí y me gusta de la cama, Only makes me fancy him more And when we got together quite early into the relationship I did have a conversation over text That in my previous relationship I was never able to finish So he's aware of this Which is good, this is good that he's aware And I'm honestly not sure what would get me there So I might need guidance And I want to figure out what works for me Okay I'm glad you said that Me too Which was a big thing for me As I never felt comfortable properly speaking about it with my ex as I was too scared of the reaction I might get.

31:29Brian took this amazingly, like he does with everything, assuring me it was okay and we can figure it out together. So I left the conversation feeling really good. Great green flag response from Brian. He's like, you know, this is a team effort. Very mature. We're going to do this. Very mature response. Not making you feel like, oh, what's wrong with you? Anything like that. Supportive and loving. Perfect response. However, months later, y no no no no no no no no no no no no no no on new years the topic sort of came up again he came out for drinks with me and my friends and during pre's we had a game of never have I ever here we go amongst other drinking games as we like to do there were two other couples there amongst my friends both of which have been together for a couple of years so for pretty much all of the sexual questions i drank brian drank or we both drank okay but we had never done any of the things together well you have sex at this point no i don't think so maybe a couple times inside it felt that is a bit orcs yeah okay we're just like right You've had a threesome.

32:45You're learning a lot about this matter through this drinking game. As I realised, I didn't know much about what Brian was into and what he enjoyed in the past. Right. But it didn't get brought up until last month when we were driving back home from Manchester. We got onto the topic of jealousy, saying how it's only natural, but when it's constant and leads to controlling behaviour, that's when it's a problem. So I asked him if he'd ever felt jealous while we'd been together, y he said probably pero no podía pensar de un respuesta cuando me asked me the same question the never have I ever game popped straight into my head so I said to him how a couple of the questions did make me jealous the questions I used as an example were have you ever used a sex toy Brian drank and I did not right and have you ever had sex in a car we both drank the reason I felt so jealous during the game and after was because in my head I didn't see Brian as the type to have done some of these things que se han llegado a poco de la vida y un descanso que no se han sabido ya no se han sabido ya no se han sabido como un informe que es como oh i'm finding this out you know a game ya no it's like he's not we've not spoken about this before i i had mentioned getting a vibrator once and the way he reacted made me feel as though he'd never used sex toys before only to find out in the game that he had right okay that's a bit awkward then because it's like i was trying to say it took you by surprise yes y i felt like they indicated he had explored a lot with his ex-girlfriend and made me feel like he had a better sex life with her right okay so now you're really spiraling thinking oh my god well yeah because you made the suggestion maybe we should get a vibration he was like oh yeah he probably was like oh it's probably no use no it's new to me probably no use for something of that and then he's just said in a in a drinking game yeah he reassured me that i'm honestly the best he's ever had and he was with his ex for a long time so naturally they will have tried different things they also shared an apartment together which allows for a lot more freedom in the bedroom as you are not afraid in the back of your mind that people can hear you and what you are up to he also said if there is anything I ever want to try that I liked he is more than happy to do so I said the same goes for him yeah it is feeling a bit awkward isn't it it is feeling a little bit like formal it is a little bit I would have carried on the conversation in the car but I felt myself getting upset porque yo he just brought up feelings que he felt antes sobre being inexperienced y feeling a bit lost yeah so you want your loads of reassurance and I have continued to think about this and I know ignorance is bliss but I just want to know more about what Brian has done oh you don't no I like I don't want to know i.e.

35:30what sex toys has he used did his ex-girlfriend finish regularly what he likes does he have any fetishes ok we can't be playing these games I can't ask, are you asking Brian what did you use with your ex did you use to finish regularly these are answers I could not we don't need to be asking also though it's just not relevant what difference does it make let's focus on our sex our sexual relationship we don't need to worry about what you were doing before let's focus on you trying to preach your pinnacles especially when sex for you is quite a what's the word it's a delicate topic because you've got a little bit of fear around it or whatever where you're thinking, I've never been able to finish before, it's not a topic that you love talking about also you don't need to hear about that there's an ex who would finish five times a night or whatever do you know what I mean?

36:24Comparison is the thief of joy I am just not capable of that is he gonna think that I'm la la la we don't need to compare pinnacles It's just hard to hear many of my friends Sharing their first experiences of finishing You know back when we were 16 Or how they pretty much always finish in the bedroom Right One friend even sharing an experience Of a mind-blowing orgasm she had with her boyfriend As well as women online Sharing how their boyfriend doesn't stop Until they have already finished Like I said I truly do enjoy sex with Brian And we have an amazing connection But I can't help but feel like I'm missing out When I've opened up and told different friends que no hay nunca ha llegado a mi pinnac.

37:04No hay otra cosa que ha tenido el problema, que me hace sentir así. Están shocked y mal por mí, acúbiendo a decir Brian lo que me gusta. Pero porque en todos estos años, no sé qué me ha llegado. Sí, exactamente. Cuando tengo mi tiempo, yo estaba diciendo esto, creo que tienes que llegar a mi pinnac. Sí. No, like, pressure No pressure, no time limit No, like, feeling like, oh my god Is he watching, is he waiting, like, oh, is that happening Wow, like, you've got no insecurities When you're on your own I would do it, I would try and reach your pinnacle by yourself Order that vibrator Do some self-exploratory Yes, absolutely And then you might have more confidence in, okay, I know And I'm getting close, I know what this feels like But also, Sarah, I know you say, like, all your friends Are reaching their pinnacle Pero es un muy normal Es un muy normal Topic de discussion No es un tipo de girl Oh my god, oh my god, you haven't Es muy normal Pero también No es así que Brian Ha dado a good go Do you know what I mean?

38:12Porque hemos hablado sobre it You were all great on text Pero en person We're hearing about your friends Who are like, oh my boyfriend doesn't stop until I'm finished ¿Y qué? ¿Cómo es Brian's energía aquí para intentar que este trabajo? ¿Y qué? ¿De qué? ¿De qué? ¡Apocí, sí! ¡Como, Brian! Cuando tengo un me tiempo, aquí voy a ser. ¿Apocí? Yo voy a ser. ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¿Apocí? ¡Apocí, pí? ¡Apocí, pí? ¡Apocí, pí? Well, cómo le hacen son de yo?

39:14If I finish with a vibrator, then the floodgates will open and I can potentially finish without. During foreplay, I often cut things short because I start to worry that he's been down there for too long. Well, you see, Sarah, you're cutting it short, babes. You're cutting it short. Look, he said, what did he say on text? He said, we're going to sort this out. We're going to sort this out. Like, he wants his girlfriend to be able to experience this with him. So don't cut him short. Don't cut nothing short, Sarah. This is your time. Be like, get to work, sir. Get clock in. You've got a shift to do here.

39:43Tell him to keep working. You're not working hard enough. I feel like I have such a mental block and I massively get in my head. I know with women a lot of orgasm... Orgasm... Orgasmic. Orgasmic. Orgasmic. Orgasmic, yeah. Orgasmic. Is mental. Yes. And you have to be in the right headspace. So I know this is something I should work on but I don't know how to get over it and there's always been this thought in my mind. Do you not want to make me finish? I wish Brian would just ask me more Or bring up the topic more Because I find it hard to bring it up or talk about it Plus I've brought it up a few times now So I don't want to be the one to keep initiating These sorts of conversations Right, yeah it's like come on Brian Let's chat about it like come on I've brought this up like multiple times now Right, it is mental You are in your head You just gotta look One Saturday night Have it in your mind like Tonight's the night Even tell Brian like Tonight's tonight We don't need to sit And have this deep conversation We don't need a clinical conversation We just need to say Brian Tonight's tonight He knows what you're on about Yeah And you let him get to work And don't stop We're not gonna say stop No Exactly He can be there Maybe let's google some tips To like release your inhibitions And just relax Why don't we just have some drinks Does that make it worse Would that make it worse like a man Or is that No he's not drinking You're having a bit of wine Yeah sure it's not going to affect us is it No it's going to loosen us up I reckon I think let's loosen up Let's get a margarita Let's get a naparol spritz Let's feel good Let's just lower the inhibitions Yeah and I think Get him on side say Tonight's the night Get to work When to become one Come on Yeah don't tell him to stop And you've just got to lock in You've got to lock in You know and it will happen It will happen Because you've got there before You've got there before So it's not like you're this like, oh my God, I've never.

41:41Yeah. Like you, but it's because you obviously, it's not performance anxiety, but when someone else is there, obviously psyching you out. You're in your head thinking, oh my God, no, he's been, it's been going on too long. Stop, I feel bad. Stop. Like, but you need to release that. Just release it. It's like maybe like meditate when you're in that state. Yeah. You know, you just need to control your mind. And also I wouldn't be afraid of bringing your vibrators in. Me neither. I think it's not a bad thing. I know how she's saying she doesn't want to rely on them, but I think if it's going to help you out and it's going to be a bit of fun, you guys go for it.

42:15Especially like in the early days, like I do think if you get it going with a vibrator, your whole, that mental block will just go. I do. Because I don't think we need to, I mean, maybe you do want to know these answers, Sarah, but like, I don't think we need to ask him, so did your ex finish every time? Like this is stuff we don't need to know. It's not relevant. It's not relevant. ¿It's not relevant to your guys' sex life? What difference does it make? All it's going to do is put us in our head even more and make us think about every time he was having sex with her. I know you're in your spiraling thoughts, being like, oh, what was that?

42:48What was that? It doesn't matter. It's completely irrelevant. This is your boyfriend, your sex life, your relationship. It does not make any difference to you what he did with his ex. And then I think once it happens once, you guys, I think you're going to feel like you're going to be out of this weird zone that you're in con el que está preparando, ¿sí? ¿No lo que me hacía? Ya, ya, ya. Y a la hora de relaxar y tener más de más. Ya. Good luck.

43:19Right. We're going, quotes. We're going spiritual. We're going to the heavens. We're going religious. Yes. Going back to our roots. Help. My boyfriend said I got chlamydia from God.

43:36Wow.

43:42No, no,

43:48no.

44:09Gracias,

44:13Sara.

44:26Gracias, Sara. Stop. Right, we're going to give this a really good go, right? We're going to smash it. As you can tell from the title, I have a bit of a medical issue. Sí Pero let me give you a bit of background first So I've been with my boyfriend Let's of course call him Brian For just over a year now We met in January When I was doing a ski season And for the next few months we were living like we were in a movie That's goals That is chalet girl realness Chalet girl real life Wow We're talking paragliding dates Snowboard trips to Italy fondue, locks of sex and this man fell head over heels for me and gave you chlamydia apparently he was pushing for us to be together despite the fact I was moving back to England that May obviously, eventually I obviously ended up falling in love with him too I moved home in May and expected long distance to bring our story to an end but instead we thrived we altered flying back and forth he was in England a few times and my whole family really got along with him.

45:35So I'm assuming he's still out there or somewhere else. The goal was for me to move back to France for another winter season in November. For many reasons as I wasn't super sure on my visa situation. I ended up agreeing to live with Brian whilst I was there. He's French. Bonjour Monsieur Enchanté. Bonjour Monsieur Enchanté. Je m 'appelle Saint-Ciné. Although this move was early on in our relationship coming up to a year it felt like the right decision and we both knew I'd end up being And we both knew I'd end up being at his Most of the time anyway Cut to this March after only four months Of living together One night mid sex I had an excruciating stomach pain Oh my god Oh my god Thinking it was appendicitis Shit That's serious isn't it Brian She wrote it brain Classic spelling error Brian drove me down to the hospital And sat me whilst they did tests The fact that he's thinking I've given I've given a medical emergency Yeah And he's absolutely disgusting And then he's going to say that you got this from God Like ghastly, no In the end I was sent home That was your word Was it?

46:57Yes No Oh, and I just thought I was like, I'm going to be able to get this one in here now. I was like, I'm going to be able to get this one in. Why did you say it so weird? No, it went ghastly. It went ghastly. How are you allowed to say it? Yes. No, I don't want to lose. Right, I need to catch her around. Chuffed. No. You ain't got me, babes. Oh, fuck. I've not been locked in, Blue Banner. I've not been locked in. Ghastly. Wow, I'm so proud of myself. Oh, shit. Oh, I'm pissed. Wow, that's what it feels like to win. That was a good feeling. No, Blueberry, what's happened? Because you tried to ignore me as well.

47:38You didn't make eye contact. I said ghastly. And you were like... I wanted to keep reading. Oh, no. I'm going to have to try again, Bloops. Feels good. Right. Where was I? I threw at the hospital. He drove me to the hospital, sat with me while they did tests. Ghastly. Ghastly. En el final I was sent home with the recommendation To do an ovary scan and an STD test I'm sure you can see where this is going My STD test Came back positive for chlamydia Shit Fuck and it's just like Shit What a prick How the fuck have I got chlamydia from your dirty dick That's like we've been in a relationship for a year Like what the fuck is going on I've been living with you for four months No, no, no.

48:27This is like... Cos also like... Cos how long does chlamydia live? I don't know. Does it mean like it's pretty instant, right? Google Gemini. Google Gemini. It's pretty instant, no? What do you want me to Google? Well, I'm just thinking like, so he's had sex like recently, the past couple of months for it then to be transmitted onto you, right? Did he think... Did he contract chlamydia, get it fixed... Pero realmente no esperaba y aún no transmitía pero no se han hecho. Pero hemos estado juntos por un año. Y hemos tenido chlamydia. Chlamydia normalmente clears up within 1-2 meses con proper antibiótico treatment.

49:10Symptoms usually improve within a few días. Maybe after a few days he thought it's gone. I'm going to have sex with my girlfriend again pero no se ha hecho. Right. So he's doing this all within this while we're living together. Porque dice aquí, avoid sexual contact for 7 días. So, obviamente, he didn't. Maybe he didn't. Selfish prick. Right. Pero he thought, oh, my symptoms have gone. I think it's gone. Yeah. So, I've done my STD test. It's come back positive for chlamydia. Wow. Important to know, I did a test in June last year, about 6 months into our relationship, and everything came back negative.

49:46This guy is just out in himself. Got a window that he's out of himself. So, we both retested, just to be sure. y alas, we were definitely both positive. ¿Es he trying to spin this and say that you gave it to him? He's definitely going to try and spin this. He's going to say God gave it to you and then you gave it to me. You can guess where my thoughts were going and everyone else's thoughts will go too. This man has clearly cheated on me. Yeah. We have discussed the chlamydia situation at length and he assures me he has not and will never cheat on me. He can answer every question I have, gave me his phone to look through y no ha tri dichoish esos pies.

50:23$1 ,5. Sólo más earned~! Y mismos que sus hijas termos nunca lo hizo esto super. Y mismos quienes esperaban decirle que nada cortaba este. Y that es rito, sería MATTAPO para entender esto. Oh, mi Dios. Ya cada una solo que te sagt. Like, sabe la razón. So hard. Pero el cien se le rota es forkóperes. El cien es cuidado, el cien. ¿Qué? ¿No puedo POLO DO? Calma ,cinue, relé integrate, chlammediato o vaqu kır Г vая y 배? Cuales ce i don't believes. Ah, es la koala bears en France. We're in the Alps, we're in the snow babes. Can you get chlamydia? How do you spell it? Without having sex. Woo, beverages!

51:06Beverage break. Smoothie time. Okay, we're going to lock back in here. Absolutely. So there is no other way you can get chlamydia or is there? Yes, it is possible to get chlamydia without having penetrative sex, although it requires direct contact with infected fluids. So like he's touched someone's... Genital to genital touching, sharing unwashed sex toys, or from an infected mother to a baby during childbirth. That's not happening in this case. It cannot be caught from casual contact, like kissing or toilet seats. Right. So he has touched someone's vagina or penis with his mouth or his penis or his finger or whatever.

51:51He has had intimate intimacies. Yeah. Right. So. But everyone is saying, his sister is saying he wouldn't do that. No way. You'd be crazy to break up with him. No one can give me a better explanation for where it has come from from them. My boyfriend even suggested God himself must have given it to me Neither of us are even remotely religious Oh, and then on the seventh day God commanded to give you chlamydia Please God I had a long conversation with my gynecologist Sorry Yeah, let's get the facts Like, let's talk to a scientific professional Here we go No one's going to gaslight me And tell me that it came from the fucking This is the facts Precipitation rain It's just not going to happen.

52:39Look, I had a long conversation with my gynecologist friend who assured me you can't get it from anything other than sex. That's what you need. Straight from the horse's mouth. And a false result is really, really rare. Brian is happy to move on from this. I'm sure he bloody is. Oh, I bet he's happy to move on. I'm sure he is. And is trying to convince me that with time, I'll get back to feeling the way I used to. Oh, if you're so sure, mate. Yeah, after my course of antibiotics. Pero, ladies, I like to hope I like to hope I hold myself to better standards than this. So here's where the dilemma comes in.

53:12For some reason I haven't broke up with him yet. I found this out nearly two months ago now and just keep going back and forth on it. It's really hard to be in that situation especially when everyone in his corner is like, you know, saying all that stuff that they're saying. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, I have no hard evidence. I'm going to have to walk away. And he's also seeming quite calm, cool and collected. Well, yeah. And like, you can get his phone, he's not being shady, you're not second guessing anything. His sister's saying he would never do this to you. And you're like... But sometimes we've got to wake up.

53:46Science is the science. Yeah, and I think our Sarah's waking up now. But I get you're like... Me too. That's really quite hard because you're like, I can't see straight, but you know the facts are the facts. You want to just look on his phone and be like, there we go. Yes. There's Susan on his phone. Brilliant. Bingo. You know, ka-ching. Yeah. Si Diana te repairó, hell never sé si él cheated por mi o no. Yo no sé cómo hacer la situación y tal estarando en la flera como la luz. mett każdymste tome en la región of la oí. Ch� estoy aquí pero es parte de un tan confortable. Todos conoció el friends.

54:19Sé todos esos moldes. Más de mi hagas tu espíritu. Tengo más válas que yo tengo harmonios y builtos fueres grandes de social. Pues sois supersar. podía encontrar nuevos gente dentro de ese grupo. Es importante el lugar de encontrar otra lugar que viqu wearing�обleness de mi versa cas numero. It kind of makes more sense for him to stay where we are As he's super close with the owners and neighbours I don't want to move home to England As my friends have all moved out of my hometown I could go travelling I have a remote job now But that's likely ending at the end of May So it would be a big change all round If I stay with him I'm justifying it By saying it would just be for now Wait, if I stay with him I'm justifying it by saying it would just be for now Oh, so in your head you're saying like I could just stay with him for a year For my own convenience Just to ride out the winter and the ski resort Whatever Yeah The season But there's some things in him that I don't see in my husband It's all been really fun and I'm sure I could have a great summer out here with him too But then I run the risk of slipping back into normal and forgetting all of this happened He's also helping me to start a business I'm worried I won't do it without his help and contacts Oh, be careful with that one time He's not at the point where I need to decide what I'm doing either way, just so I can have some peace of mind.

55:33I have great friends I've spoken to all about this. They do think he's cheated, not because of his character, but of course, because of the science. You just can't get an SED out of thin air. But after that, they're also stumped on where I go from here. Any advice would be great, Pics Attached. You want to see the cheating? The chlamydia. He actually looks quite scary and menacing. Don't you think? He looks like Jim Carrey He looks like the mask Yeah he looks like the mask Doesn't he? Yeah Like hello Yeah Like eerily like friendly This is our beautiful Sarah Where it's like ooh you're a bit scary Yeah Oh Sarah you're gorgeous Sarah I think Look I hear your points where you're like I know he's not my husband Yeah I hear that Let me just ride it out for like the summer Like I do hear that I hear that Like we've both been in situations where it's like Oh just give me six months y no lo que me es bad pero yo do hear it and understand sometimes you just gotta wait for the right time but then on the other hand this guy is literally giving you a medical emergency and he did it knowingly I think willingly as well he knew what he was doing every step of the way and he can act all clueless oh you know must have been god like but he knows in his head he's like I've got away with that he is like That's quite dark and twisted, I think, to do that.

56:58And he also had time to get his story straight because he would have known himself, oh shit, I've got chlamydia. I need to go and sort this out. Oh, I may have passed it on to my girlfriend. Oh, I'm taking her to the hospital because she's blah, blah, blah. She's definitely got chlamydia. He had so much time to get his facts right and get this all covered up. I'd also clean up his phone. Exactly. Clean up his phone. It wasn't like you caught him in the moment you were snooping in the middle of the night. He had time to get his facts right So I'm not surprised that you haven't been able to find anything Because He's cleaned up that phone He's cleaned it up Yeah And I think it's just having that realisation Like Well of course he's cheated on you I know you don't want to believe it But it's just Yeah I know everyone seems so confident And it's like of course his sister's going to be backing him Like it's his sister Yeah But at the end of the day And he's probably lying to his sister Like you know Yeah But like just You need to think and realise He has lied to me Yeah He's passed on a really infectious disease to me.

57:58He knows exactly what he's done. He's got no remorse. He knowingly did it. He's laughing about it now. La, la, la. Trying to move on. He's trying to brush past it. He is sick and twisted. And I think you do not need to spend any more time with this man. Stand on business. Say, I'm getting out of here. You're a freak. You've cheated on me. And you can at least admit it. Exactly. I know you've done it. I know you've got all your minions to try and convince me otherwise. And look, you know, you got me for a little bit because I am confused. pero el facts son ahí y creo que en términos de yo quiero que te ayuden a que te ayuden a que te ayuden a que te ayuden a la la la pero no te quiero que este chlamydia fingered man que te ha cheated en anywhere near anywhere near you and your business I think he no good so I know you say none of your friends are back home but maybe it's just like let's go back home and just regroup and yeah maybe we do go

58:55Y yo creo que es que todo el mundo se va a empezar a empezar a empezar a la misma Pero creo que en estos casos es un tema de un tema Como no podemos pensar qué pero qué va a pasar porque mi amigo es aquí Y él sabe que estos tiendes a tiempo Es un tema de un tema Let's break up con él first Let's be a single girl Let's sort our living arrangement Let's just do that first And then we can deal with everything else After the fact Let's not try and deal with everything Rome wasn't built in a day Yeah, absolutely Let's just take it slowly Be like, right You've given me chlamydia There's no doubt about that I'm going to tell you Look, I know you've Fucking given to me Yeah, you did get me for a sec But I want to know when I'd like the decency to know When you actually did this At least be honest with me I'm breaking up with you regardless I am breaking up with you When I am moving out Yeah I am leaving You will never see me again You will never see me again You have the decency to tell me When you had sex with someone else Yeah And then, that's the first thing And then we deal with Everything after that I agree I think you owe it to yourself Not just because He's just going to go and do it again yeah he's gonna give you something else next time yeah like because he's got confidence thinking oh i've given her chlamydia and she's stayed yes can you believe it he's like laughing i managed to convince her he is laughing it wasn't me that gave it to her he's laughing with his mates going i gave her chlamydia and she has stayed yes like i can do anything to this chick and that is what chick groovy chick and like that and like he's laughing at you with his friends if that is not enough to get you to leave then yeah literally picture him laughing at the like he's laughing porque es que se hagan.

1:00:20¡Gracias a este hombre! ¡Ya! ¡Oh, buen luck, Sarah! ¡Prick! ¡Right, ¿sabes de nuestro Star de la Week? ¡Absolutamente! ¡Right, Star de la Week! ¡I have to say I love you both! ¡I want to shout out my Brian! ¡Ryan! ¡For Star de la Week! ¡Ryan! ¡Ay, Ryan! ¡Ryan! ¡He's just the cutest guy all around! ¡But he set up my subscription to the Girls Bathroom group chat for Valentine's Day over a year ago! ¡He's paying for Patreon! ¡We love that! ¡And has paid for it ever since! ¡Yes! I've offered a few times to change the bank details to mine But he's never made a fuss Ryan, what a king He also recently went to London for a conference And brought me back some Rimi's banana bites Oh, that is really cute He knows I love them Thanks to your recommendation of course Pics of us two attached in Paris with a crap Very thoughtful Sarah and Ryan, king and queen Ryan Thank you for making that Sarah Really happy girl and bringing the Rimi's bites y providing her with a Patreon subscription.

1:01:19That is so lovely. We love you lots. We'll see you next Wednesday and next Wednesday. You didn't get my word. Oh no, what was your word? Precipitation. When did you say that? I said, like, it's not coming down, like, God's going to make it rain coming down in the precipitation. I literally, I was not even locked in. I didn't think, how hard is that word? Precipitation. I was like, how the fuck am I going to get this word in? I didn't know what that means. Means like, the rain. I don't know what it means, rain. I'm glad I didn't get that word. I don't even know what that means. That's why I was free.

1:01:53I was like, what? How am I going to get this in? How am I going to get this in? I kind of accepted defeat. I was like, I'm not going to get it in. Like, I'm just not going to do it. But then when I got your word, I was like, you can win this. Take it all the way. You did it after that. And then we started talking about, because then I tried to like double down on you if you noticed. So I got your word and you said, I need to get mine. I said, you've not got me. I was like, I'm going to make a think I've already said it. Tactics. So you did it after gaslighting? I did it with chlamydia with the rain.

1:02:20Oh my God. Because then we were talking about God and I was like, right, God commanding the heavens. I was like, rain, sky. I was like, get it in, get it in. And then I kind of missed it. And then I was thinking about maybe I could do some sort of like condensation, drink, rain. Oh my God. I was thinking, how am I going to weave in precipitation? My mom was going all over the place. I was locked into the story. I know you didn't even, I even managed to give a look at Rosie and look to the camera. What? And you didn't even notice. porque yo estaba como, ¿qué dice eso? ¿Y lo hacía que? Y yo estaba como...

1:02:50Y yo estaba como... ¡No! Bueno, uno punto de Sevilla. Sevilla es ahead en la competición. ¿Cómo fue que fue que Rosy? Que fue muy difícil. Gasly y precipitación. No. Yo me he hecho. Yo me he hecho. Me he hecho. Yo me he hecho. Yo me he hecho. Yo me he hecho. Yo me he hecho. Me he hecho. Yo me he hecho. No me he hecho. I would never have guessed that It's because you went ghastly It's because I I really stood out from your sentence It's because I forgot we're playing the game I was like oh my god I forgot it a couple times And I was like wait you're reading I was like just get it in now And then I didn't even think about it And then obviously I got caught It needs more thought It needs way more thought Oh my god I'm embarrassed Well let us know if you enjoyed that game guys Absolutely Come back next week Because we're very excited We have a surprise guest next week Oh, we've not had a guest in years We've got a professional in the building And that's what we need Next week We needed a professional today We needed a professional today Do you know what I mean?

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