X-RATED: He watches WHAT porn...?

0:00Hey guys, it's Paige from Giggly Squad. Okay, can we all agree that hosting is so much fun? And I really do love it. Every weekend, it's come over for snacks, let's make dinner together, and somehow the second you put out a fruit platter, it seems that bugs show up before your friends do. This is why I have to have my Zeevo flying insect trap. You plug it in and you let it do all the work. It's specially designed blue and UV light attracts the bugs you didn't know you had. And wow, did we have a lot like house flies fruit flies gnats and then with zevo bam next thing you know the pests are caught in the sticky cartridge and away from your yummy treats without any mess or strong odors the best part is the design is actually sleek and curved so it hides the bugs it catches keeping them out of sight and when the cartridge is full you just grab the no mess tab throw it in the trash pop in a new cartridge and then you're done no mess no stress so whether you're hosting a dinner party or spending an afternoon baking treats with all your friends and you want to focus on hosting and not constantly swatting at bugs, Zivo has you covered with 24-7 bug protection.

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1:45you know the drama is never ending don't let it get the best of you have a holly jolly christmas it's the best time of the year i don't know if there'll be everybody have a cup of cheer happy christmas everyone that was the first time i've sung a christmas song all year my baby's in town oh wait no it's not gonna do some winter because didn't we shout out aaron agrona ep christmas comes out every year we had christmas music on I bet you want to wrap me your love. Yeah, a classic. So we're here live and direct from the TGB Grotto. We are S &C in the TGB Grotto. Okay, that's what I want to get. Blueberry.

2:40That is not a toy. That is our new decorations. I want to get us the Christmas jelly cats because they are really cute this year. Oh, that was the missing piece. Yeah. Because I've got a couple. You know, last year we got loads of them, didn't we? We got the hot chocolate, like the gingerbread. We got loads of them. They're all in my cupboard ready to go. So I think I might get them out this week. I think you should. Because the new ones are. I'll bring some here. Yeah, that'd be nice. And we've got like a moose, remember? Oh, yes. For all the animals. The new ones are very pastel coated. They've got this mitten that's baby blue.

3:09They've got the marshmallows with earmuffs on. Wow. They're really cute. What else? It's almost like they knew the colour theme this year. Right. They knew. We sent them the message, babes. So Merry Christmas, everyone. on the Christmas lead up it's a Christmas tree of x-rated of course now you think Santa you don't think x-rated I do that whoa okay we know chintzy is fantasy I've said on my lap that's Monica coded yeah there is Monica coded so happy Wednesday everyone happy first Wednesday of December we're gonna spread the christmas cheer i mean literally friday we've got two days are you prepared yeah i'm feeling calm and remembering my stage training absolutely confidence level 10 always level 10 that's what our stage coach taught us that was the main thing we took away all those but there's just pressure because it's one night only that's the thing it's like what if like i'm slight like we need to be a hundred percent for a little bit off that night we won't be because it's one night only I know but it's going to be strange to go and then go back to our beds I know aren't we after partying?

4:23yeah we've got an after party party we've never gone out after a show because we're sensible however we've always had a 16 night tour to do afterwards well and usually it's just pizza and you know tour bus vibes whoa blueberries parkouring blueberry where do you think you're going missus? but we're definitely gonna go live it up live it up You know, be young, wild and free for once. I think so. It's Christmas time. Let's celebrate. I'm thinking some Christmas aperols, even some baby Guinnesses. Whoa, a baby Guinness. Okay, Christmas mask for a mini skirt, you know, whatever. Oh, yeah, a bit of our move.

4:58I mean, we're going to have all our hair and makeup on, aren't we? I know. Can't wait. I think we should go live it up. Right, well. Blue Blue will be at the dog sitter. Mum's out to play. We'll see you on Friday. We're very excited. Start Christmas off with a bang. but if you're not coming that's okay you've still got this episode to enjoy absolutely and it's time for our X rating episode absolutely shall we dive into the Q of the W question of the week okay question of the week what's the weirdest food someone has tried to be sexy with mushy peas how are you sexy with mushy peas the long red licorice with the white in the middle oh I understand that Asked to slip it inside of me and eat it.

5:47Whoa. That's creative. That's very creative. He asked to feed me a roast dinner. Ooh, not gravy. Let me just top up the pork. Let me get some Yorkshire. Oh, can I have some cranberry sauce today? Lur pack. Wait, wait, wait. I just got a whole side tangent just to go off real quick. At the weekend, I had a lot of time on my hands and I started watching Normal People. Have you seen it? Seen it. Oh, where was I then when you was watching that? It was lockdown, wasn't it? Was it? Sally Rooney? Where was I? I watched that with Fiona. Like we were living at home when we watched that. What was I doing then?

6:23Because why didn't I watch that? Don't know. You're probably... Anyway, I'm seven episodes in. Oh, God. What? Just good, isn't it? It's just like I'm not really getting it. Oh, you're not getting the normal people. No, I'm getting it, but I'm also like... Because this was like thingies. What's his name? Sorry. Paul's Paul's this was like his breakout role this was the start of it yeah but I'm just like come on guys because I'm just hoping there's not going to be a death is there going to be a death literally watched it like six years ago because like I'm just thinking like one of them's going to like it's meant to be really sad and like I'm just thinking of Anne Hathaway and that boss unfortunately never forget Anne Hathaway and the boss yeah and I just like I'm getting really scared let me think what happened where are you up to can you remind me of what's going on I'm on episode seven and all I know is that they're just like, they keep like snogging and like saying, I love you.

7:15And then it's like, leave. No, they're not at school. Yeah. They're at uni now. Oh, okay. Yeah. And they're like, leave. And then like, they're like not seeing each other again. The push and pull. Yeah. And he's like, you know, she's like, I don't want you. Or whatever. Oh God. And I'm just like, one of them's going to die. Are they? Or do they end up together at least? I don't think there's a death. That's good. I don't think it's that sinister. I've heard it's heartbreaking though. It is because you're just watching, you know, two people who... They just can't communicate, unfortunately. Oh, is that the whole premise?

7:46Normal people. Is it the normal people? Closing the name there. Yeah, well, I will finish it. I will wrap it up. How many episodes is it? Well, I'm on episode seven. Yeah, I did catch that. Yeah. But they're only half an hour each. So I am flying through them. Is it 10 eps? Must be about 10. Maybe. Because I did start to tear up. If they're at uni, you're getting to the end, I think. Oh, really? From memory. Well, they were at uni from episode three. Oh, I don't know. It's been a while. Well, shout out, normal people. Do you find him attractive? I am. A little bit. He's more attractive in Gladiator.

8:21Well, who isn't? Have you seen that? I have seen that, yeah. Good times. Yeah, what a great watch. Sorry, keep going. Sorry, I just forgot I was even watching that. So we've also got here Lurpak, Percy Pigs, Shepherd's Pie. Oh, yeah, yum. Cream cheese. Yum. Oh my God. Nutella. Wait, wait, what are we doing? Like eating this off fingers or what? Nutella on the knob. I fear. There's worse things you could put on a willy. Beans. Gherkins. Sushi off his willy. Onion rings. Round the willy. Imagine. It's like the hoop toss. Hooping. because you think sexy with food i'm thinking squirty cream and that's about it are you picturing like a date and we're trying and like we're yeah i'm picturing like i'm we're feeding each other food or are we in the bedroom or i'm thinking some people are eating food well some people are eating nutella off with knobs so we've got here i'm even creative and fun i fear for a saturday evening what's the weirdest food someone has tried to be sexy with we've got here fingering a sour cream and onion dip.

9:32I hope that's not then being placed inside of you, Sarah. I've got to put my crackers in there. That's giving UTI. Yeah, it's giving UTI infection. Onion in the puss-puss. We've got custard. Yum. Yum. Custard I approve of, I think. I love custard. I think it needs to be more of a sweet treat. I would agree. Yeah, save it. Ketchup. String cheese. You know, it's giving. String cheese. Peel. So we're just seductively peeling and. flicking it in our mouth it's you know the people who are talented can tie that knot in their tongue absolutely yes absolutely a guy put grapes up my vagina and i popped them out and he ate them but what if they got lost yeah i would be so scared that would just go into my womb it would get sucked up how do you pop it out i don't know it's definitely it's got to be a talent it's got to be a skill it's definitely a youtube tutorial you could probably youtube a tutorial A man I knew put crunchy peanut butter on his girlfriend's asshole to then lick it off.

10:31Wow. Surely smooth peanut butter if we're going to do a peanut butter crunchy. Really? Do we want texture? I know. I understand this one. A fruit winder. I've not had a fruit winder in a long time. I could back a fruit winder. That was always an after school treat, wasn't it? Wasn't it? Fruit winder. I had them in my lunchbox, to be fair. Did you? I think so. You're a lucky thing. Yeah. Don't think I have fruit winders in mine. Really? It went loud. my lunch box at school was at primary school definitely a fruit winder maybe a fruit shoot no a capri sun capri sun was in mine a sandwich and then a ham a sandwich a sandwich and maybe some i don't even think i was allowed a packet of crisps oh it was sun bites you always had sun bites jessica f always had pringles goals i don't remember having i don't know what i had definitely a sandwich and a capri sandwich and a baby bell maybe yeah maybe i had a baby a cheese string of course string yeah of course and then i'll never forget where one day mum and dad were on holiday oh yeah so we're at my granny's house so granny took us to school i think and we forgot our lunch boxes but it was the best day ever because she granny came back to school with lunchables the cracker cheese and wow and it was like the best day ever thank you margo i didn't even know i forgot my lunchbox but then i think granny came into like our year one class like you forgot your lunchbox here's lunchables and i was like i'm gonna forget my lunchbox more often now i've got some lunchables here i don't think i'm gonna have to go to sainsbury's and buy some lunchables because that is just like so good they have like adult ones with like a bit of salami you know more mature cheddar I want the real stuff yeah true finally we've got a kebab I understand end of the night out you know trying to be seductive and finally we've got scrambled eggs okay if it's moist yeah a little morning well that eases us into our X rated episode guys let's see what we've got on the card Mrs B has settled down in front of us we'll keep the tone low So send her off nicely to sleep

12:51Just before we get into it Quick disclaimer We are not doctors We are not professionals We do not actually know What we are talking about This is a light-hearted space Okay Don't take what we say literally Because we could be wrong Yeah and if there's anything serious If there's anything you feel like You're seriously struggling with Please contact a GP A professional Because that is not us We're just girls Girls and boys just like you We're just trying to get through life as well Not professionals. Enjoy the episode.

13:18Starting very strong here. He bit my labia. Ouch. That's going to hurt. But was he doing it as like a... Oh, God, I heard that. Or was it a mistake? That's got to be a mistake in my opinion. Because I feel like he could have been doing it as like a little... Yeah, a little bit of pain and pleasure. Yeah. S &M if you will. Yes, if you will. Whips and chains. Exciting. as if we were singing that as eight-year-olds na na na come on that's so bad isn't it

13:52right this isn't really a dilemma but i thought i'd share with you my x-rated horror story please do years back when i was with my now ex-boyfriend he was my first long-term sexual partner and i was for him too one day he was going down on me and this day i still don't really know what happened all was fine until suddenly i think i flinched or something but his movement caught but this movement caused him to bite down why is that his instinct like a venus fly trap but like why is that his like be i don't know be gentle like you jump why is it to then like lock lock jaw what's that a lock jaw lock jaw what's that is that a song lock jaw that's a song no

14:38okay i screamed looking around the room for validation and got blank faces is he's the gen z i screamed he jumped back my hand flew down to hold the hurt area oh my god it was real pain and let me tell you when i moved away the blood was gushing shut up blood all over the sheets. I went pale and I nearly passed out. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought this was going to be a gentle nip and you were like, oh, I'm not really into that. I didn't think this was going to be cannibalism. He took, do you know what? That's an interesting angle you've just opened there. It could have been, he was trying to test the waters, like I want to eat you.

15:21You, literally. Your flesh. I still want to watch that Timothee Chalamet film where he's a cannibal. you want to watch that do you yeah fascinating it's him and learns about you every day i think i could be getting this wrong it's him and um taylor russell am i right watch it and feed back to me and they're cannibals wow and they're lovers right oh i really don't like the idea of that no me neither but timothy does only cinematic amazing movies yeah i know he's highly respected right okay right so what was that man that had to eat his own arm because he was stuck in the cave he was stuck yeah climb i i hated that and he had to cut it on i hit off did we go to the cinema and watch that i don't think i ever watched it i watched the full thing where was i then god i don't know what was it called normal people probably yeah climb it was 200 days 200 days 200 hours or something yeah and he had to saw his own arm off that is horror and it was a true story i went pale and i nearly passed out tears were in full swing fucking hell sarah well he could have permanently actually you could have needed stitches actually i hope he can drive um he was in full on panic mode i hope so i honestly thought i was going to have to go to the hospital it was going to be the most embarrassing thing ever luckily with about a whole roll of toilet roll the bleeding calmed down oh i'm sure we're making people feel a bit queasy on this christmas morning this wasn't what i intended this twinkly christmas morning honestly i don't even remember much after that but the healing journey was horrific yeah well it's like it's almost like you've given birth and you've teared and you can't just then go and have a wee like everything will burn no i can't i'm getting a bit faint sorry if this is tmi but where it would bleed and then scab it would get stuck to my underwear then i would have to pull it off and it would just start bleeding again ongoing cycle for weeks and the pain was horror a scab down there is when i could prop when i could properly assess the damage it turned out he had fully bitten and ripped my labia oh no this is a part of it was hanging off feel really queasy so he did really tear clench and pull no he's a cannibal didn't realize i was dating a pit bull luckily it did heal after a long painful time but to this day i reckon it's never gone back to its normal state.

17:50I wonder what the sensitivity, like she could have lost feeling in that little bit or, and ladies, we were not together much longer after that. I was in fear. Let's just say I did not let a man put his mouth anywhere near my privates for a good few years after this, but I have since conquered my fear and have no issues since. Thanks for reading. Well, I'm glad that ended in a happy. Hoping none of the girls ever have to go through something like this. Me too. Love from a scarred Sarah. Literally. Oh, Sarah, well, kudos to you. You've been through the wars. god i won't clap shout out zara well done yeah knocks me sick there she goes she's picked up my terminology yeah not the labia hanging off not good

18:42is this a euphemism i think this is a euphemism wait euphemism or a return or metaphor sorry he's got a wait is that right what's it's a euphemism what's a euphemism is it an innuendo oh yeah what are all these words he's got a teaspoon not a tablespoon okay i'm understanding you did english lit a level i know but i didn't do very well okay long time listener first time writer welcome in sarah merry christmas merry christmas when is it okay to compare sizes you know what they say good things come in small pockets absolutely look how small believe is okay when is it okay to compare sizes for some context i have recently come out of a six-year relationship my choice and have been exploring the dating world to put myself out there and build up my confidence when speaking to new people recently joined the dating apps and have been in touch with a few failed talking stages from before my long-term relationship nothing wrong with a little ego boost absolutely but now we come to brian brian and i have recently got back in touch after he realized that i did not move to america he thought i moved abroad i just visit there a lot okay okay we've been chatting for a couple of weeks and he thought he'd take the opportunity to ask me out on a date nice brian and i get on really well we have the same sense of humor and level of flirtiness so i thought why not brian and i went out for dinner some cheeky drinks the vibes were vibing a few kisses a few butt grabs you know the drill yeah we know the drill sarah we know the drill we know the drill sarah we know i've been there of course the man has once wanted to grab my butt we know the drill shock he asked me to come back to his place after our date and after i consumed five large glasses of wine god i'd be paralytic on the floor also like wine is such a sleepy like it just knocks me out doesn't like get me going no i could not refuse absolutely what's a girl to do lower your inhibitions and let loose when we got back to his he kindly made me a cup of tea oh that's nice actually comforting it's very comforting and took me into his room it is welcome to my lair he at this point decided he was gonna take a shower okay i appreciate that actually but then that's not fair i want one yeah because now i feel like a slob yes i've had these jeans on for about 10 hours at this point and what do they call it disco crotch disco crotch yeah you've been sat in that bar five glasses of wine five glasses a couple of wheeze you know yeah uh disco crotch disco fanny disco fanny there we go um so he had a shower as he didn't want to get into bed without showering do you know what i really respect that real green flag because i'm like wow a hygienic king king you know i took this opportunity to call my bestie and give her a rundown of what's happened and what might happen.

22:01So we're not actually that drunk. We're very aware. Yeah, like you're having a cup of tea. We're sobering up a little bit. Yeah, and we're calling people. Like, we're aware. Brian came back into the room after the shower and we got into bed. Yeah. This. I bet he was so fresh and clean. That's so nice. I love the smell of a fresh boy. I know, but I'd also like to be fresh and clean. Me too, because that's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's not fair now. We're on an even playing field. This is when it started going downhill. whoa whoa whoa we started kissing and it honestly felt like so was he like in a towel or i'm getting yeah actually yeah or maybe his christmas pajamas oh yeah i guess he's put his boxes on i forget boys i guess so he has some decorum we started kissing and it honestly felt like he was poking me in the mouth with his tongue but i looked past this as i was hoping it would get a little bit better It did not.

22:58We both then had a little explore of each other's anatomy. And to my surprise, I was face to face with a small willy. Okay, absolutely. Well, it could be a grower. I couldn't help but think what to do, as luckily I've not been in this position before, but I honestly was internally gobsmacked. Wow, it must have been significantly smaller than what you were used to. yeah i am not one to shame as that would be wrong but brian made it out to be much larger than i anticipated oh so he was he's being given it the gift of the gab right you can't handle me wait can you take all of this meat

23:44meat who have you been speaking to

23:50they call it

24:03I'm seeing all your exes in a different light you can't handle this meat and then you're like I'm actually a vegetarian I've been for five years right okay so we're in shock We're in shock. It's not what he described. He's been hyping it up, you know, saying it's all this and that and how he's going to make you just go crazy. And you're thinking, not with that, you're not. I'm going to rearrange your insides. But, you know, it's about how they use it. That's what they say as well. Yeah, you're going to feel this in your stomach. Brian continued to progress things and inserted his little friend into me.

24:42So it is hard then. I mean, listen to this. I couldn't feel a thing. it was like putting a straw through a tunnel hot dog down a hallway oh wow okay so couldn't feel a thing wasn't even touching the side i mean that's giving micro penis isn't it yeah and also but it's like it's surely there's got to be other things they can do with it you know yeah yeah because they say it's about how you use it about how you use it about the workmanship obviously he didn't have the skills um for his tongue absolutely you know he was struggling didn't really know what to do yeah so it also sounded like maybe he didn't know what to do with his meat if you will you know with the meat and two veg yeah okay so it's just not looking good right um this didn't last very long as he just couldn't keep it up which oh oh what he was drunk he was drunk she has said I think he had too much to drink and personally was embarrassed and potentially was embarrassed.

25:45He kept trying, but it just wasn't working. So we ended up calling it a night. Okay. Oh. Yeah. And all that tension, all the anticipation has just fizzled. So how long were we talking to this man for? We were talking. He was an old fling that we'd rekindled. Yeah. Chatting for a couple of weeks. They'd got back in touch. Girls, I don't know what to do from here. He is a decent guy with a lovely time on the date, but I highly value intimacy when looking for a partner as it's something that was lacking previously. I'm feeling really conflicted and don't know where to go from here. Is it wrong for me to call it quits because of this first experience?

26:29Thanks, girls. Any advice? I mean... I think you could give it one more go, actually. You could give it one more go sober. Yeah. Yeah. Because he... Yeah. You could give it one. it depends how much you like him yeah and whether you think he can do things with his tools with other areas yes i think i would give it one more go just so that you can really know that you're making the right call because also he probably got performance anxiety as well mixed in with you know alcohol nerves yeah he's fancied you for a long time he wants to perform he has obviously gave it all of that yeah right and he's thinking oh my god she's right here in front of me this naked goddess.

27:08The vagina's there. The vagina's there. Ready to enter. Yeah. Open for business. Absolutely. And I need to perform. I need to perform. And then when he's thinking about performing, he's not going to perform. I would maybe try one more date. Let's go for a walk. Let's get a coffee. Okay. Let's get some energy. Okay. You know. And then maybe let's go back to yours or his. Watch Wicked Part 2. Watch Wicked Part 2. Sit back. Relax. Yeah. See what happens. That's nice vibes actually. Really nice vibes. Yeah. Okay. Let's see how it goes then. And then you know look this is not for me yeah i think or it might be like oh actually this is this is actually quite good yeah and you might have a really good time i think it could have been the nerves got the best of him and the alcohol yeah you know like maybe he had a wank in the shower or something that's true like earlier that day that he was going to just ejaculate too quickly and then maybe it backfired yeah we don't know we've got to think about every option yeah maybe get a bit unless if he's if he's not given the you the ick yet because he might have in the spirit of christmas absolutely as far as christmas would say give him a second chance only if things season there you go yeah only if you've not got the ick yet and if you can face him again after all of that hey guys it's page from giggly squad okay can we all agree that hosting is so much fun and i I really do love it.

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30:33all right we've got here quite simply sarah said poo porn don't know where this is gonna go you know which direction this is gonna go in porn hmm okay what do you think that entails then she was going off the edge what do you think that entails then i think on each other pooing on each other yeah of course Yeah I think so Do you think it's doing stuff with the poo? No I think it's probably just wanting You know to be pooed on Right It does it for some people Yeah I've heard Hi girlies Love the part And you both Thank you Sarah You asked for an X-rated dilemma And I shall deliver Perfect I've been talking to a Brian for a while And we've seen each other on and off for years Shit Years You know the ones where they just keep coming back?

31:25we've been talking again for the past few months and talking about sexting it up of course we sext and exchanged pics and what not and we had a when?

31:39yesterday what? when we were on FaceTime oh god well I'm just seeing a lot from this my flat over the weekend the neighbour escapades continue so I had this because remember I had that other neighbours the older couple who I saw in bed that time. Remember we started with the naked man. Yeah, loved that. We saw him having sex with that woman. Yeah. That was brilliant. Yeah, it was fantastic. But then you moved. So we had to say goodbye to the naked man. Yeah, it was sad. But then you saw the old people naked in bed. Having sex in the afternoon. In the afternoon, remember? The people with the nice dressing room.

32:20Gorgeous. Then they moved out. And I was like, oh, okay. it's a shame then there was no one then this this this people in this flat has appeared so what i've gathered from what i've been like observing i'm literally not sorting out this information it's just being put across it's just being presented it's right there it's right where blueberry eats like her food is there and their flat is there yeah um what i gathered is she was a single lady she lives there alone or with flatmates and it was always her i would just see one girl then a man then there was a man that was like oh she's seeing someone la la la gorgeous then late night they had a little late night escapade one time i saw them draw the curtains nice then over this weekend neighborhood watch i know it got on the forum close your blinds it's disturbing me and my pup um and uh it was about 2 p.m they were laid up in bed blinds fully open in they were naked they were naked but they were just scrolling on their phones i was like oh they're probably hung over they were in bed all afternoon i thought goals honestly um and then the next day i saw her in her underwear taking little sexy pics yeah she was yeah she had a little black thong on everything of course she did get it i was like Miss you had such a good weekend.

33:49So I'm really, yeah. It just comes to me. I can't wait for Friday. That's all I'll say. What's happening on Friday? Well, I wanted to know. We'll find out what they're going up to. Well, she wasn't in her bed last night. So I was assuming she was at his. Just knowing too much. I'm like, the bed's empty. She's at his. I mean, what would be really exciting is if at the weekend it's someone else. And then it's like, ooh, what's going on here? I can recognize this guy now. He's got glasses. yeah yes i'm seeing it all love in the new flat it's been a year it's about time yeah but it's like i wouldn't recognize her from the street you know what i mean it's always the way isn't it which is good so i don't need to know that um but she's not she wouldn't have seen but i'm also like i'm right here hello i think it's because like you're above yeah so it's quite easy for you to look down like you get more of a view into other people from above yeah true whereas like they're just kind of looking at like sun reflected glass they can't see in as deep you know they're kind of looking more at your ceiling and like your cabinets than like in true true that's i think that would be my take that's my hot take yeah well it's all going off all going off really exciting yeah really exciting developments for myself yeah keeps my life on its toes you know oh was i reading oh yeah right okay so we've been talking for a few months la la la and we were sexting our team that's how we got into it sexting got it yes so we're exchanging pictures and whatnot and we had a conversation about porn oh the poo porn of course it's all coming back he then wouldn't tell me what genre of porn he watches i made a huge deal out of it so obviously as expected i wanted to know even more yeah it's like don't you can't like you know i'm gonna be more curious yeah i'm talking i was scrolling through all sorts of genres listing them off to try and get some info out of him and he was giving me nothing he then sent me a link to twitter which i clicked on and it was poo porn yeah because twitter's got everything which is mental whoa did you know that i did know that yeah yeah listen i'm not one to kink shame but I can't help but look at him in a different light.

36:04After further conversation, he told me he wants me to poo on him. Well, it's like, I can't just poo on demand. That's like really... Maybe it's going to give you a lactic. You're going to hit me. True. But then it's runny, no? I don't know. He might like that. You just have to hit me at like 10 a.m. in the morning. Yeah. Can't be pooing at... After my first coffee, you better get yourself around quick. We've all got long. Well, it's true. It's like, I can't come over 7 p.m. and you want me to just poo on you. It doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that. If that. Yeah. So like we, I can't just down some water and like.

36:38Yeah, he must have some special pills. Or he says like, have some chickpeas, that'll do it. I've made a chickpea curry. So the night before, I've got you a recipe. Chickpea curry the night before. Chickpea curry with some red beans, kidney beans. What else makes you poo? Fiber. And some brown flakes to finish. By the morning I'll be around and you'll be ready to go, love. it'll be the perfect texture for me pot on i like seeing the chickpeas in the poo you'd ever know like you could be you had some sweet corn he probably might like that because then he could nibble them out oh don't i just don't really understand like okay so i'm pooing on you what are we then doing with the poo like what happens back i think like is like he's just he's ejaculating going oh yeah what just looking at the pill i'm assuming he obviously wants to see it come out of her bum that's what's erotic to him right i'm assuming it come out he wants to watch it come out and then lay on and then fall onto him and then he's also getting off on that and that's probably as far as it goes i mean i don't know i mean i don't know but yeah okay he probably might enjoy disposing of it himself yeah i was gonna say i don't know we've got to light a candle you know i know he might want to i don't know what he's gonna want to do he then gather it up with his bare hands and take it to the toilet i'm very interested in the cleanup yeah or do we move it to the side and then have sex but like i've just had a poo whatever he's like can i go wipe my pop unless he wants maybe he doesn't like the wiping he might want to lick it clean though what oh so you're saying he might want a bit of poo residue yeah yeah well he's into it he's into it yeah yeah it's like but like when i'm having a poo like i'm not feeling sexy right now i'm really not feeling sexy like my belly has just been through it like like when that feeling of when you need a poo oh that is the last awful that is the the least sexy time yeah like ever ever like that like Sophia does it also I'm gonna shit myself that is you we'll be lying in bed we'll have just woke up just lying in silence since he goes right I'm gonna shit myself but it's like it just comes out of nowhere I need a hot beverage I need a hot drink well then imagine in that moment it being sexual time like that's not right no unless it's like you know I need a poo and then he's like right okay it's time let me get in position that's not like I can't poo on demand no no no no no okay so we said obviously he's like he really wants this he's obviously trying to find the right girl for the job farting then probably he's enjoys that because it means oh something am i gonna get lucky you're cooking something must be knocking on the back door it's almost time yeah it must get him really excited wow yeah it's pretty interesting no it's fascinating what definitely other people are into yeah it is like how do you yeah okay maybe we need a visual do we got a pretty strong visual have you that's good then um we went to the box one time have we said about that oh don't i can't speak of it honestly i really can't speak of it but that was a poo experience i had to leave it sobered me right up and i had to leave i can't remember to be fair but yeah but apparently that was fake poo and it was it's not real poo i saw it come out but apparently it's not real poo it's an illusion right okay apparently yeah right that's what she's picturing right okay so sorry you're locking back in listen i'm no one to kink shame but i can't help but look at him in a different light after further conversation he told me he wants me to poo on him and i'm like obviously i would never do anything i didn't want to do but i feel very strange about it and don't really know what to do girls you're not into it sarah you're not into it you let him know very clearly sorry not for me let's face it i don't think it's going to be the first time he's being rejected on this idea absolutely he's been talking to you for years he's only just brought it up yeah yeah oh yeah they've been on off for years and i imagine sexting for on and off for years any help at all i'll be grateful as i don't know what to do here and i do do I keep seeing him do I stop talking to him am I being dramatic here I've attached a pic of him and a pic of me as I know you love the pics we don't have a picture together I want to know like is he is he like how forceful is he being with like wanting to do it like is it just like I think he's just like look you've been chatting on and off for years and I think he's just like finally feeling confident enough to express his interest on the off chance that you're into it yes because imagine if you were into it he'd be like cha-ching he'd be bouncing off the table yeah Yeah.

41:55Poo time. Poo time. Let's go. I think if it was me, you know when it's like when like sexual things don't align? Yeah. It's a tale as old as time. Yeah. It's like we could be having nice sex and be compatible at the start, but then he's always going to want to do this. Yeah. It's never going away. This is obviously his fantasy. This is something he really enjoys and he wants to do this. so it's like if he's not going to do it with you he might find another way to do it or he's going to resent you or he's going to you know put pressure on you to want to do for him for you to do that to him and you don't want to do that and i don't want anyone to be like thinking oh she'll come around no you don't want to do it sarah i yeah i i would stop seeing him so would i i think this is just that final look a sexual incompatibility let's just leave it here i think like it's not really worked out we've been chatting on and off like he's always kind of been floating around because also let's let's just finally let him go i think yeah come on we're not compatible right let's picture this we finally get into relationship yeah it's i fear it's always going to be this underlying thing that like he wants to do and you don't want to do and it's like going to be something that you're always talking about clashing on thinking about is he fantasizing about it oh he's off to watch poop porn he doesn't want to have sex with me tonight he's watching his poop porn like it's gonna be a thing it is like i can already see it can't you they always say the reason that you break up you could have seen in the beginning but you chose to ignore it this would be one of those i fear this is it's the poo yeah it'll be the vice all right let's get these visuals of them all right this is our sarah let me get it up too oh i've got sarah stunning absolutely stunning beautiful oh my god there's poo man yeah and here is.

43:41I mean, it's always the unsuspecting kind. Really unsuspecting. You know. Really unsuspecting. Yeah. Oh, Sarah, you look gorgeous. Yeah, Sarah is stunning. Lovely bra. Yeah, really nice. Nice nails, nice phone case too. Nice phone case. Yeah, really unsuspecting that. Yeah. But it's like, who would you be suspecting? I don't know. I don't know. That's a good point, actually. Hmm. Yeah. The more you know. The more you know.

44:15okay i feel like this is the opposite what we usually have on x-rated episodes i want vanilla sex keep anonymous just putting capitals always hey girls been watching you too since the prom get ready wow we weren't talking about vanilla sex on the internet with the prom get ready that's for sure not absolutely not let's get into it i have been with my brine for around three and a half years and we are madly in love. We have been on so many adventures together, traveled for six months together, and now live in a new city. How exciting. We have barely had any downs in our relationship. We work through disagreements together and all in all, we have great communication.

44:57We are each other's person. We gossip together. He loves and cares for my friends and family as much as I do. He's just perfect. He sounds lovely. But there is one that thing I'm struggling with and our sex life is always mint chocolate chip I love mint chocolate chip and you know girls I've never heard that saying is that saying either no it's not vanilla it's mint chocolate chip well it's like Ross from friends I mean Joey grab a spoon cherry vanilla in like the early episodes of friends yeah when Ross breaks up with when Emily um not Emily his wife Ben's mom

45:41they're lesbians I know I'm wife as well as an angel Susan when Susan breaks up with Ross and then Joey's like grab a spoon cherry vanilla um so always mint choc chip and sometimes you know you just crave a vanilla ice cream in a standard cone what are we doing mint choc chip no flakes or sprinkles if you catch my drift right okay I hear You're wanting a bit of just good old fashioned missionary. Yeah. Under the covers. Under the cover, lights off. In the bed, on the sheets. In the bed. Yeah, I understand. So to give you some context, I am very an openly sexual person. I'm into role play, toys, the lot.

46:24Yeah. So when me and Brian got together initially, we explored this side of ourselves as we haven't got to be that way with previous partners. and then a little dirty talk turned into multiple toys, outfits, role play scenarios. Nice. But girls, it's become a little too common. Oh. And also like I'm exhausted. Like I can't be dressing up every day. So is it every time he's like get that nurse outfit on? Yeah. And you're like fucking hell. Really? Role play again? Just put me PJs on. Just put me fucking PJs on. I've got a face mask on really? And put that red lippy on. Yeah. And those heels. Those stockings.

46:59That's work. That is. that's gotta be weekends only at this point come on so now every time we get down to it the dirty talk starts and sometimes it does the opposite of turn me on and then I get into my own head about wanting him to just shut up that's funny oh shut up Brian that's funny I know let's role play being silent yeah sometimes i'm just in the mood for vanilla sex with a pleasurable end for both of us yeah i mean it's a classic and it works when it started to piss me off that it was every time i would make little comments like i just want to be close to you or kissing him to avoid you know speaking shut up however these hints haven't really done much because he continues to lead the sex down that path every time right okay sometimes he will talk about threesome scenarios which i know is just a fantasy as i have this conversation many times he will talk about wanting to watch me with other men and i can be into this too but for me it doesn't turn me on in the same way it does for him right and i want him to understand this without feeling like he is not making me happy in the bedroom right i love this man and love that we have this wild side to our sex life but how do i make it clear to him in those moments that i don't want it to be that way all the time without offending him or making him feel embarrassed shit we've never had it this way around before this way before okay it just needs to be no time for talking

48:44that's it that i mean that's it but she's tried that she's tried sticking her tongue down his throat and he's still like you know why don't you go more down the rough and ready and just like put your hand over his mouth i feel you'd be into that even more but it would stop the talking true but i feel like he'll just be trying to get a word in edgeways and just wanted to like say the craziest stuff you're crazy right i think it'll make it worse short level all right i genuinely believe we're gonna have to sit down and have a chat about our sex lives we're gonna have we're gonna have i think like sometimes it calls i don't think we need to sit down talk i think it's a bit of pillow talk yes it's pillow talk it's pillow talk it's just you know hush hush secret you're taking off the outfit for the last time you're saying look look love and you're hanging it up I can't be doing this five days a week.

49:33All right. I'm up in the morning. I'm exhausted. Number one, I've not washed this outfit in two years. Yeah. Because you've not given me a fucking chance to. Yeah. Because you want me in this five or six nights a week. I'm working hard, clocking in. I think just say, look, next time it would be quite nice not to have to dress up, my love. Yeah. Let's just be us. I think you could say that. Do you think that would get... I don't think that will get the message across. I think some men need it spelled out. I don't want to dress up five nights a week. Like you're going to have to say that. Why don't you say it in the way of like.

50:12But you still want to be sexual with him. I know what you're going to do. Go on. I think we word it that you want to have a break from the role play to just really like find the love for it again. And like really. So it's like when you do it, it's more special. It's more exciting and it's more like of a treat and it's a bit more like you could just say like, oh, the roleplay's not really been like getting me as excited as it used to. Why don't we like, you know, have a break from the roleplay for a little bit, really starve ourselves as the roleplay. And then we can like, you know. I starve ourselves.

50:45And that might really get him going. And you could say. Yeah, okay. Because also you want to be into it again, Sarah. Yeah. You enjoyed it before. You do like it. You're just overdoing it. so maybe say like it's a Saturday treat day or night whenever you get me I don't know like we need to keep him excited yeah you know babe why don't we role play just vanilla sex yeah no costumes no speaking he might fool that let's role play he might be like oh yeah oh absolutely you're a genius that's really such a good idea you could just block him into it I think yeah those are ideas but I think you're gonna have to say like I can't dress up five nights a week.

51:29Like, is he getting in an outfit? I need a new role, you know? Like, is he getting dressed up? Is it just me? I don't know. I'm imagining it's just me. I don't know. I'm thinking it could be like cop, prisoner. You know, there's duos, isn't there? Nurse, patient. Yeah. What else is there? School teacher and student. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty Little Liars coded. as uh ezra and uh that was not all right that was not okay like that was really not okay how old are we watching that 15 watching some 30 year old man go out with a student like what did we think we were going to go out with mr mcneil i think we probably probably wished we could yeah everyone did mr mcneil was the heartthrob of the school he was the heartthrob He was actually pretty gorge.

52:23And then he went out with the receptionist and then we all didn't like the receptionist. Did he wait? What was her name? Don't know, but she was blonde and beautiful. Oh, I do remember. Yeah. And we were like, ugh. Ugh. Who do you think you are? Walks into this school. You don't even work here. Probably just on the reception. It's only part time. You're only part time. You're not even a real teacher. Give us a chance. Give the students a chance. Give the students a chance. Oh, yeah. yeah the foot like i always ask myself like how old was he i always ask myself that how old is he now i'm almost 30 is he 50 why don't you hit him up he's not 50 no i honestly think he could have been 31 and we know i think he could have literally been like 24 i really do i know i really do because he wasn't old like when you're 16 so that's 10 years on you think all teachers are like 40 but they're not like i think he could have been like 23 24 25 26 he was young you don't think he was too close to the sixth form as we're 18 because think like you're finishing you like mariana she's gonna be a teacher and she's what like 22 oh yeah you're right yeah she's actually working the schools exactly shit yeah so he's maybe got 10 years on us then yeah maybe not even so he's so okay so he's a solid 38 now he's coming up to 40 wasn't he like he must have looked younger than i can remember then yeah he was a young i'm picturing like some like wrinkles no he was youthful shout out i fear we've shouted him out before have we was there another heartthrob there was no other heartthrob that was it mr church he wasn't so much of the heartthrob No, he wasn't.

54:10He wasn't unattractive. No, he wasn't, but he wasn't the heartthrob. No. I mean, the mums of the school always fancied Mr. Marlowe, didn't they? The parents evening. The other PE teacher. See, I can't picture him, you know. Always tan. I can't picture him. The mums always fancied Mr. Marlowe. Secondary school, yeah. He taught us PE. I can only picture Mr. Marlowe. I can picture Mr. Church. You can't picture Mr. Marlowe. I can't picture Mr. Marlowe. And then he was like head of year nine for a little bit when we were in year nine or something like that. I can't picture him. Mr. Marlowe. Yeah. It's a nice name though.

54:47Yeah. Mr. Marlowe. Mr. Marlowe. So yeah, vanilla sex, circling back. Oh, of course, circling back to the task at hand. I think when it comes to the bedroom, you do actually have to be a bit more direct on what you want and what you don't want. I think he'll be fine with it. I don't like. I agree. It's not saying that like, you know, I don't enjoy our sex anymore. I don't want this, blah, blah, blah. You're just saying you just want to switch it up and just. Yeah. And you still want the kinky side. Just not. Just more of a tree thing. Yeah. Yeah. Just like when you're wanting it. And I think you should speak up and let him know.

55:23I'm not into this five nights a week. You have to. Because otherwise you're going to like. Otherwise you're doing something you don't want to do. And you're going to start hating it. And then you're never going to want to have sex. So you do need to let him know. and he'll be understanding. If he's the love of your life and he loves you, he will be understanding. Won't he? Good luck, Sarah. Bon chance. Go get that ice cream. Hi, gorgeous girls. Oh, sorry. Very full circle. The subject line is, good God, I gave head to a flaccid willy. Oh. So obviously they just haven't got their bones in and they're just a bit floppy.

56:02Thank you for enlightening my updates. That's a bit discouraging. yeah i guess let's read on was it you know a medical issue although today i've got a dilemma so i've been speaking to this guy brian for two months now we've slept together multiple times and he's honestly a dream in so many ways super manly he's got a physical job so he's muscly as yeah very thoughtful as well but here's the problem the sex is literally anti-climactic brian struggles to get hard and when he does he can't seem to stay that way for long on top of that he rarely finishes like he will literally give up halfway through when neither of us have finished i've tried to spice things up and guide the vibe i've told him i love foreplay and i want to mix that mix that and i want that mix of build up and passion first time i offered head he politely declined she's put question mark question mark question mark a polite decline yeah i don't think many men would decline since then he's given me head twice and i did finish but that's the only foreplay he's initiated in two whole months.

57:22Once a month. Yeah, once a month. God forbid the girl just wants to finish on the wreck. The weird part is that he seems really into it. He will kiss so passionately and will happily take off my clothes with excitement but then his willy continues to look at me funny. Aww. It's a medical emergency. He just needs the tablet. I obviously find this is neat i obviously find this confusing it's nothing to do with you sarah it's literally medical emergency like it's medical it's nothing of the sort like everyone's bodies work differently like what's the different you know sophia it's nothing to do with you sarah don't let it knock your confidence yeah like i was trying to find a medical comparison what blood type are you yeah there we go exactly different blood types literally that it's like it's nothing to do with you it's his you know meat isn't functioning as maybe he would it's not quite cooked there you go that's a lovely analogy I obviously find this confusing because I've had times where I where I go down to give him head thinking he's excited down there and he's still just flopping side to side

58:42it's too graphic I even gave head to this literal flaccid willy and it still did nothing also how that's quite difficult I know I don't want to give up on it too soon because everything feels so and like what's the commentary from him you know like when this floppy thing is like in your mouth what's like what's he saying you know what it yeah like is he like oh give me a moment give me a moment or is he just like yeah yeah like is he is he yeah like what is the commentary like we need that yeah like is he saying like this always happens that i'm sorry or is he like yeah that's good yeah it was like feels good like that yeah not sure do you have any tips for getting someone hard that doesn't even want to be doing foreplay but I feel you're doing everything Sarah I haven't got a magic you're doing a lot of work we haven't got a magic move that's also magic wand you need Voldemort's wand I feel like that right um should I be more patient like Kris Jenner when she spiked Bruce with Viagra all that time ago yeah um should I be more patient and try to help him through this this is this just someone you're seeing and how would i even help him through this i feel we've not even spoken about this like like is has this happened before brian yeah is this just a me thing has this always been this way we need this need like how are we gonna get you hard we can't just both keep pretending that this isn't really happening because like now it's just i'm very confused now yeah like we need to talk about it or is the sexual chemistry just fundamentally like it sounds like you have chemistry it does like he's ripping your clothes off yeah lovely passionate it sounds passionate attaching a pic of us love you both thank you from a flustered and frustrated sarah are they a couple they've been seeing each other for two months so these are their first sexual experiences with each other you know i mean it might be a bit of performance anxiety i mean that can do a lot you know to a willy this is a man oh he looks lovely let's see how sarah she's the blonde oh gorgeous gorgeous like a blonde bombshell oh beautiful sarah look at those flowers really congrats i would sack it off i i i think i just think you know you're young you want to have fun it's only been two months like if you'd had amazing sex and then like it started to go a bit strange I would maybe think, you know, stick with it, you know, let's, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:01:30But like, come on, you want to have fun. You're young. You're not his girlfriend. Like you're not seeing him. I don't want you missing out on these like fun experiences you could be having because especially if like, you know, if he's not saying anything about it, then it's kind of like, okay, is this like really normal for you? Or is it always like this for you? Like, because you're not having a good time you've been seeing him for two months and you finished twice I think and this is in the early days when like what's it going to be like I know like six years I know like we're trying it's going to be a distant memory you know but like what I want to know what he's saying which is I don't think he's saying much but it's like you need to speak this is like that's why I think just sack it off yeah I think it's either he has a medical issue and like he actually just struggles to get it up maybe he's on some other medication but we need to communicate like communicate with me about that and i could be a bit more understanding because now i'm questioning like oh am i doing something wrong like well exactly now i'm thinking it's me and that shouldn't be the case like like yeah because you're saying oh he does he fancy me and all that and it's like of course he does like it's literally his his operationals just aren't operating absolutely um i mean you could give it one more sexual experience and try and in the moment speak like if if you want to like try and help it quits I think in the moment speaking like oh does this has happened quite a few times does this usually happen you know is there anything I could do that that would help this situation or you know has it always been this way with other past sexual partners like I would ask those questions in the moment like well this is not really working is it today I can't remember that time when I you know tried to get you hard for a well and it didn't really work then either.

1:03:22Are you, is there anything? Yeah, and like have a convo and like see what he said. He should have answers. He should and if not like. Because it's his body. Exactly. He should have answers. He should have answers. And if not, we can go to the doctors. I just think like we're only two months in. I know. Well, it's like, is he your soulmate? I know. If he is, stick with it. But if it's not. If there's something pulling you towards him, give it one more sexual experience. If it's not. life to be lived absolutely it's been two months come on before the new year that's true I feel like he should be saying something in the moment now it's like the onus on you and it's like well no this isn't this should be you we have the poor boy who came forward about him wetting the bed this boy should be able to come forward about his flaccid issues I don't want you every time going into the bedroom with him thinking that it's you and thinking that you need to perform to be able to get his willy hard like it's like it no it's pressure it's also teamwork like if he's got this you know makes the dream work absolutely should we have our star of the week i believe that would be nice wouldn't it okay our star of the week this week is by our lovely girl called megan and she's nominating her now husband ethan shout out we got married on the 27th of august and had the most perfect day he made all the garden games and spent hours perfecting them and was so involved with the planning of the wedding that's lovely i had all my wedding treatments booked in a few days before the big day when i went to pay they told me he'd already paid for everything that's lovely That's lovely.

1:05:10That's really nice touch. We've been together for eight years. We met when we were 19. Since the start of our relationship, he has genuinely been the best partner, always looking after me from little things to big things. We now have two children and he's the best dad to them too. Wow. Pictures attached of our wedding day for you to see. Love you girls. Look at how gorgeous this is. Oh, oh, oh. Sarah, you look amazing. That dress is gorgeous. Oh, look at you. Oh, wow. Oh my God, look at the kids. A lovely family of four. That is so nice. Megan and Ethan, shout out you guys. Ethan, thank you for paying for all of Sarah's treatment.

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