#2882 RHOA S16E14: Brit or Get Off The Pot

0:00Ben Mandelker: Full disclosure, everyone. Ernesta sent us five rug samples and we have not been normal since.

0:05Ronnie Karam: My office needs a new rug and I'm scared of picking the wrong color and then having to look at my mistake every single day. That is the worst.

0:13Ben Mandelker: Well, guess what? What's really cool about these samples is that they are not just like little tiny chips. They're 12 by 12 squares. So you see the actual color and full size instead of just on a screen.

0:22Ronnie Karam: So I just took the samples and I put them in my office and I've been doing laps with them. Morning light, lamp light next to the couch, away from the couch.

0:30Ben Mandelker: It's like you're hosting a reunion, Ronnie.

0:31Ronnie Karam: I was sure it was going to be the Paula that I loved. And then I thought, no, I think it's going to be the Claudia. I think the Claudia is going to win.

0:40Ben Mandelker: I was really hoping the Ariana would win for you, mainly just because of Ariana.

0:43Ronnie Karam: Well, the Claudia looks like it's been there for years. I didn't even have the Ariana on my short list. Now I'm going to need to add that one in there and start this all over again. Thanks.

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2:27Ben Mandelker: Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the wonderful and glorious Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Hi. What's new? What's going on? Are you excited for this week? We have a lot of stuff going on this week.

2:45Ronnie Karam: Yeah, busy week, getting ready to go to Seattle. Exciting times, okay? Exciting, exciting times.

2:51Ben Mandelker: That's right. We are doing a show this Thursday in Seattle for the Real Housewives of Miami season premiere. That's what we're going to recap there. And by the way, on Friday, I was driving down the street and I looked to my left and there was Gertie. It was just like, you know, a few door fronts down from Sirius XM. So it made sense. It was like not just like a random Gertie in the wild. But Gertie herself was right there. And I wanted to pull over and be like, Gertie, but I'm going to find me right now and take a photo with her and everything. But I had to get to the UPS store before it closed.

3:19Ben Mandelker: So priorities, unfortunately. But I chose UPS ever saying hi to Gertie.

3:24Ronnie Karam: Damn. That's cold.

3:28Ben Mandelker: I know. Well, you know, so also I would have had to pull the car over and find a place. It would have been a whole thing, but it was grody and it got me excited because Miami is back this week. I'm so excited for this. So we are going to the Neptune on Thursday to recap the season premiere. We are so excited to go to the Pacific Northwest. It wasn't originally on our schedule, but we found a way to do it and we are really thrilled. And then next week we have our series finale. Actually, no, not series finale. Well, series finale for the concert for our tour for the Mountain Mysterio tour. next next week our final show in la at the fonda theater on the 19th so come join us tickets are at watchacrappens.com that's where the links are so come join us there um also patreon we are doing love island recaps really every day and we're having so much fun with it we already have lots of hot takes and opinions and um so come join us for that patreon.com slash watchacrappens and also with crappens on demand you can watch us so those are all the fun things.

4:26Ben Mandelker: And then for me personally to promote, I did talk about last week, how I was going to try to do something about my Norway trip. So I did make a little video where I basically went through a bunch of slideshows, a bunch of images, like a slideshow. It goes on for 90 minutes. It's long. It's like a whole podcast episode.

4:42Ronnie Karam: 90 minutes. Oh my God. It was a lot. It was a lot.

4:45Ben Mandelker: But you know what though? You can always just turn it off if you get bored. No, I'm not.

4:49Ronnie Karam: I'm just, I'm not like, wow, that's too long. I just didn't know it was. No, it is too long. It is too long. I was I love that.

4:56Ben Mandelker: I just sat there talked. But like, you know, and you know, when people come back from vacation and you have to sit and look through all their pictures and it's so boring. The difference is that I'm doing it, but you can just when you're when you've had your fill, you can just end or you can come back later. So no, don't be like that. Yeah. No, but I want to be realistic. I want to be realistic. I started up an NBD fancy YouTube channel for it. This is one video. So anyway, it's just good. I wrote a whole sub stack of that. I love that. That's great. nvdfancy.substack.com if you want to read about my Norwegian adventures.

5:29Ben Mandelker: And then the last thing I want to say, Ronnie, actually a bit more seriously, but I want to tell people about this. No, no, no, no. This is for real. This is a PSA that I'm giving to everyone that on the day that I flew off to Norway, our carbon monoxide alarm went off in our house. And basically Dom was here and he was like, hmm, that sounds strange. and basically just, you know, he evacuated the house. He called 911 and the gas company came and the gas company basically said, if the batteries in your smoke detector had failed, like he would have been dead, which was really, really scary. And the reason why I'm bringing this up is truly as a PSA to people because it's so, like, it's really scary with carbon monoxide.

6:15Ben Mandelker: Make sure your batteries are up to date, but also even more, this is the real PSA part of it, is that the smoke alarms, if they do four beeps, and not just your standard whatever other beeps, but four beeps, that means carbon monoxide. So part of it also is that if Dom hadn't recognized that the smoke alarm was doing a different kind of sound, he also would have been in big trouble. So I just want to put it out there that if you hear your smoke alarm doing four beeps, evacuate, because it could have been a tragic situation here. So this is a true PSA Ronnie oh my god and it's not to bring the mood down it's actually just to empower people and just just know this just getting the word out just keep those keep your ears out for the right number of beeps on your smoke detector and make sure they're bad that's crazy yeah because I think we all think that like with a smoke detector oh well if there's smoke will smell it whatever but when it comes to carbon monoxide you don't smell it you don't see it so that's my update everyone damn yeah so i just yeah so um uh so that is that but now speaking of toxic things shall we talk about what's coming up oh we have crappy hour tonight which we have all this atlanta shit is going nuts right now and we're gonna be talking about that tonight at crappy hour so that's a promo for that yeah we'll be talking about this brit lawsuit

7:40Ronnie Karam: and not coming to the reunion and all that stuff. We will talk about that tonight over our own crappy hour, but that is going on. Fucking Brit. Shocker. I knew right when her statement came out, she was going to be suing Bravo because it was like, I look forward to getting revenge or something. And I was like, oh, she didn't say getting revenge, but I look forward to seeking retribution or something. And I was like, retribution, get a job. She's going to sue. Get a job. You know, my first thought was here comes another lawsuit. She's jumping on the Bravo lawsuit bandwagon.

8:14Ben Mandelker: And I can verify, I can confirm that Ronnie is not lying because I hung out with Ronnie Thursday night and we talked about this. And Ronnie, you said that means the lawsuit's coming. And the next day it broke that she was suing Bravo for$20 million.

8:28Ronnie Karam: So you definitely called that one. You're totally going to get that, Brent. Good luck, sucker. For defamation. I mean, I guess we'll talk about it later, but I'm not sure about that. Also, I'm not sure how this whole thing is going to pan out, but we'll talk over all of it tonight. Who knows? But right now we're in Grenada for day two. And everybody's waking up. And it was a week where there's a lot of controversy. So Bravo's like, we don't, Bravo doesn't release screeners whenever there's any kind of controversy. mercy so i actually came into this episode thinking oh my god they didn't release a screener i wonder what happens in the episode nothing nothing did bravo like what are you worried about like what what was the screener gonna do you know i guess they didn't want to feed the narrative while all this stuff is going on but no i think maybe maybe that's what it was i mean i

9:22Ben Mandelker: think a lot went on they went to a waterfall they well i just mean stuff that they it is controversial they cooked they cooked a meal yeah there's a nanny that's really shitty

9:32Ronnie Karam: shitty nanny yeah another psa carbon monoxide shitty nannies

9:41Ben Mandelker: so it's day two and the the show is doing this thing that this like motif that they've been maintaining all season long which is like look at what everyone's doing through the through the eyes of a viewfinder so um or like not a viewfinder what are those slide things like an old-timey camera or like, you know, when you like it's, you insert the circle desk and then it is a view. Is that a viewfinder? No, that's, yeah, that's a viewfinder. Well, whatever it is, they're doing it. So we're seeing them all hanging out and everything talking about how they slept and Juiced Adora felt rejuvenated. She's like, I slept like a whole baby in my little twin bed, honey.

10:15Ben Mandelker: I'm like, actually, I'm sure she did knowing that Ralph was not downstairs for once.

10:19Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Um, and then, um, Kelly and Kelly's talking about how grateful they are to be there. You know, It's just like good waking up stuff. They say rejuvenate a lot because this is their rejuvenation trip to the point where it's called rejuvenation date or part two. I'm like, wow. Yeah, because part one was reset. This is kind of like watching Love Island where everybody's like, oh my God, we need to like reset our relationships and really re-get to know each other. You guys have known each other five minutes. Yeah, yeah. Can we stop acting like you need a reset? You don't need a reset. You need a start.

10:57Ronnie Karam: You need to start.

10:59Ben Mandelker: So then Britt is FaceTiming with her husband, who that's going to be a real loss for the show. Now that Britt is going to be leaving, not having Mike Eadie. I mean, he's just full of so much charisma and he's just so fascinating. The camera loves him. So he is FaceTiming with her and he's like, what do you have around your neck?

11:15Ronnie Karam: And she's like, well, you know, you told me I couldn't bring my diamonds on the island, partially because I don't have diamonds. but so I got my tribal vibes on so I found like a necklace in the souvenir shop.

11:26Ben Mandelker: You're gonna return that right after you're done with this trip?

11:28Ronnie Karam: Of course. You told me that I could bring up my diamonds on the trip right around the time I could bring my marble countertops on the trip? You mean when I actually buy them for you? Yeah. So then we see Mike with the real time audience reaction to Britt. He's like every time we see Mike he's just like

11:53Ben Mandelker: gross why are you calling me I know so and then Kelly is saying back in her room she's like this feels good I mean it seems like Drew and Portia just that they it looks like they're ready to move forward and we see a flashback to last night where Drew and Portia are like giggling and joking around with each other again and they're all it seems like they're all

12:11Ronnie Karam: fine now yeah they're being fakey bakey with each other Drew's like oh my god Portia I might fall down this hill will you catch me And Portia's like, I'll catch you, I'll catch you. And then she pretends to fall and then Portia doesn't catch her. And then she's like, just kidding, I am catching you.

12:28Ben Mandelker: And then Drew is telling Cynthia, she's like, you know, on the ride home, Brittany ended up throwing up. And Cynthia's like, I heard, I heard. She goes, we had to pull over on the side of the road. And then we see footage of Britt puking outside the van.

12:43Ronnie Karam: This was not even like a puke. This was like a, oh my God, I'm gonna, I'm gonna barf. I'm going to barf. And then they open the door. And then as she's leaving the door, you just hear. So she didn't make it. She was walking out the door and I guess barfed all over herself to the point where she had to take off her corset. Yeah.

13:05Ben Mandelker: The real victim, her corset. So Cindy's like, I guess she's lightweight. So then we see Brit FaceTime. She's like, man, I had to take my corset off last night. out there were like, Brent, you got your titties out.

13:20Ronnie Karam: And so then, let's see, so Kelly is saying, you know, today's gonna even be better for renewal because, you know, we're renewing and we're finding peace and it's renewal and renewal. So it's gonna be great.

13:37Ben Mandelker: Shamia goes, yeah, I mean, if you can't release it, I mean, that's you then. That's you. Says Shamia, who winds up actually carrying a grudge about the shots the whole episode, which I supported her on, but I also acknowledged that she was actually being pretty petty about that.

13:50Ronnie Karam: I'm surprised because, well, I'm not surprised because you really like Shamia, but I'm surprised that you would take this stance because we just talked in Love Island about how your longtime nemesis for like years now in recaps has been the person forcing shots on people. And that was Shamia. And now you're taking the stance of standing up for Shamia, even though she is that girl who's forcing shots on everybody.

14:09Ben Mandelker: It's not the forcing on the shots. is that like I don't know you and you're trying to like like present like you're this fun time party girl like shot like hey shot I'm like I don't know who you are but like if if you're with friends and your friend is like shots who wants shots I'm okay with that I just don't want like I don't want to walk in the door at a party and some girl comes up to me think like doing where the energy is like gays love me I'm like I haven't decided that I've loved you yet and And you're going to try to act like you're the life of the party when I know you're a nightmare.

14:43Ben Mandelker: I can see you're a nightmare. But someone in a friend group, they can offer me a shot.

14:47Ronnie Karam: And I can apply that. She's being like a shot enforcer, which you generally don't like. And that's what Shamit's doing. I'm just pointing it out. You feel how you feel.

15:00Ben Mandelker: I'm just saying. I'm saying there are nuances in my shot situation.

15:06Ronnie Karam: I look at it. It's like I'm getting something for free. So it's like, even though I might not want your Costco sample, I appreciate you for offering it, you know, and it's fun for me to say no to things. So anybody feel free to offer me shots. Cause I love going now.

15:19Ben Mandelker: I think it, what I will say is that like Shamia doing this whole like shot o 'clock thing does feel very fake to me though. Also, I will say that because Shamia has spent this whole season. She's now she's like in her matronly phase. You know, she's got her little, her little, you know, candy burst, candy bursts is first season haircut, you know, or, and she's just wearing these sort of like, I don't know, very, to me, she looks matronly. Maybe she's not maybe, you know, and correct me if you don't think she's matronly, but I think she looks matronly. I think her vibe is very matronly now. And, but she's still trying to be like shots shot o 'clock.

15:52Ben Mandelker: And I'm like, this feels fake, but it doesn't, it feels a different kind of fake to me than, um, Huda on, on, on Love Island.

16:00Ronnie Karam: yeah it's a different a different style it's a very like look how much fun i am all the time

16:04Ben Mandelker: with like it's like an i'm still fun fakeness as opposed to someone who's trying to say i'm always

16:09Ronnie Karam: fun okay and so here's what i consider fun watching angela try to get charles to be somebody that he's not so here she goes again trying to call charles and he's not answering and you know they had this plan like okay charles i'm gonna call you at a certain time and it's on camera it's a housewives trope we have to do it i'm gonna be calling you you answer i tell you about my trip and it's just like ring ring ring ring ring ring this is charles brussels sprouts are more important than you on our anniversary that's why i'm frying them up right now and letting this go to voicemail

16:43Ben Mandelker: buh-bye yeah i'm like i'm like to be fair he can't he literally cannot answer his phone because all of his hands are turning over corns on the cobs and brussels sprouts and everything else in that

16:54Ronnie Karam: girl so she's like i think he misses me so she tries again and it goes to voicemail again and she's like well i mean i think he misses me i mean we are falling in love with each other again every single day another voicemail yeah he's really loving you so then um meanwhile there's

17:14Ben Mandelker: a chef who's cooking breakfast um for everyone and um kelly walks in and phaedra is like yeah put your put your nipple covers on your nipples are out and she's like well it's a nipple you see a nipple she's like she's like yeah i see a lot of nipples i think you should go over put some nipple covers on so phaedra's like yeah those breasts are too big i mean she's got some big big old boobs for such a little bitty body i mean if a strong wind comes that girl's gonna topple over because those boobs they're just like whoo i mean those are some melons honey she's like perplexed by Kelly's body shape

17:48Ronnie Karam: so then which is weird because she tells her like she's like a little garden gnome and stuff you're the same height you're from the littles weren't they the littles yeah you loved little people and you keep them locked in your basement or whatever you said so Cynthia is like oh so I heard you were wasted Brit and she's like well I've been telling these ladies I don't take shots Shots is for college girls. And we're wives. Well, some of us are wives. Why are you pretending that you're classy? We all saw your country club thing five minutes ago. Exactly. And every other damn thing going on in your life.

18:27Ronnie Karam: Just stop. Now you're classy because you don't take shots. You should have saved those shots and sent them to the people you didn't feed last week is what you should have done. I know.

18:36Ben Mandelker: An apology. little, put a little, uh, press and seal on top of the shot glass and wrapped it up and sent it up to Grenada. Okay. But, um, yeah, Cynthia's like, yeah, I don't think you should drink. You know, you shouldn't. And it was like, it affected her too, too much child. I mean, and one of her nipples was inverted when she got back to the room, all these nipples are out. Yeah. So, um, they're talking about the nipples and everything. And Phaedra is saying about Brit. She's like, that girl doesn't wear underwear or bras at any given time. so I am elated that they put me with her because I would never have known all these very intimate things about her.

19:11Ben Mandelker: I've literally seen her birth canal at this point. That's her way of saying she's a slut. That's her way of she's trying to be very nice and be like, oh, wow. I've learned all these things about her. That I think is Phaedra Talk for. She's a slut.

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22:49Ronnie Karam: So today's gonna be fun guys. It's housewives so we're splitting into two groups. Some people are to a waterfall. Some people are gonna go cooking. And Kelly's like, cooking with Kelly in Granada. Oh my god, take me to the quiet place. I know. God, please. You should have sent Kelly to the waterfall. There would have been some white noise.

23:09Ben Mandelker: I know. So Phaedra's like, she's just like, what would happen if a garden gnome and a tinkerbell got together? Like, really tiny, but she also thinks she's gotta be like, ah! And Kelly's like, no! Then Kelly does this whole bit about, like, talking about what the day is gonna happen in a quiet voice, and it was took way too long. Just because you're speaking quietly doesn't mean you have to speak slowly. So then Kelly's asking if the crystal helped last night because when they were talking, they were all holding this crystal. It was like the talking shell or whatever. And so Cynthia's like, well, it helped a little bit.

23:40Ben Mandelker: And Britt's like, well, because I had it

23:42Ronnie Karam: and nobody wanted to listen to me.

23:45Ben Mandelker: I'm like, that's because you're not saying anything interesting and you're trying to start fights with the OGs and you tried to start one with Phaedra last night by talking about Apollo and no one fell for your shit.

23:54Ronnie Karam: Yeah, just because you have a talking stick doesn't mean I have to have a listening stick. You suck. You need to make your talking better. So then Shamia starts with her and she's like, well, you have the crystal, but then you turn the conversation around on something that we weren't even on. She goes, but I can talk about whatever I want. She's like, no, because then you started talking about Phaedra and her ex. That has nothing to do with what are we talking about? What are you talking about? I want to talk about

24:22Ben Mandelker: who black is who's the new lover and drew's like wow that diverted really quick she's like i was not expecting that i thought we were coming down on on brit and now suddenly it's here on me she's like well i was with you and you said whoa so drew is saying that everyone is always searching for what drew's got going on but the real question is why are brit and shamia having a weird beef this morning by the way i don't think anyone in the audience has any interest whatsoever about who black is and if drew is dating this person i'm really hoping they drop this right away i don't

24:56Ronnie Karam: care um and i don't believe drew anyway because drew always lies so whatever unless you bring black here i don't really care so then uh shimmy and brit have a little snit and um shimmy is like well i want to jump in and talk she goes well we all feel that way she goes okay okay well it's not your fault she goes no i know and she goes well you don't have to take it that way i mean it's like i'm just trying to talk to you she goes no i'm not taking it anyway i'm like oh god you guys just go just go on your trips go do your day things so kel they they they split up kel explains

25:28Ben Mandelker: that there's there is a method to the madness about how they split up it's not really very interesting but what i think was but what i did think was interesting is that in one van you have porsche shamia cynthia and phaedra and what i really liked is we cut we cut back and forth between these two vans and they're all chatting. And there was an energy with the Porsche van that I found to be really appealing because these are basically all women who've been on the show for a very long time in different forms, including Shamia. I mean, Shamia is only a first time peach holder, but she's been on Atlanta for many years now.

26:02Ben Mandelker: She's like up there with Marlo as like a friend of, so there's kind of a vibe the way they're talking about the other people. Like they're like the upperclassmen and they're like, who are these freshmen who are like trying to make an impact right now and i kind of loved it well that van's talking shit and having

26:17Ronnie Karam: fun and the other van is just like trying to be positive and not having any fun yes like quiet and not having fun at all so first they talk about brit and they're like what's going on with her you barely even read her and she's like i was just trying to say and portia's like yeah but you remember um you know about to drink the thing and she was like i don't want any more drinks and then you kept saying take drinks and she's like oh my god she's just so defensive like are you trying to read me are you trying to be shady like no i'm just trying to say like you know let's acknowledge the donations to grenada it's like oh okay well this is where the anger this is where

26:55Ben Mandelker: the anger really is from it's not about the shots she's like you know you can't show up with a rose royce and a birken bag on your arm and then a small box but bricks she's like brit's box had like three paper towel rolls. Pedro goes, three paper towels?

27:09Ronnie Karam: You should have given her an actual membership to BritBox. That would have at least given them some drama to watch.

27:16Ben Mandelker: That would have been an amazing donation.

27:22Ronnie Karam: So we see a flashback to that with Brit being like, oh my god, I really feel sorry for poor people. Here's a used Kleenex. Could you sit down over? So to me it's like, yeah, I mean that's a small box i mean that looks like a baby shower gift and it doesn't look right so then she said okay fine then i'll send some cash app and she says 250 and phaedra's like 250 i gave the married to medicine ladies 80 000 for medical miracles and dr jackie land or whatever the fuck that thing was

27:54Ben Mandelker: the medical ball yeah phaedra's like i mean not no one should give less than a thousand dollars i I mean, you can go out and spend, like most of us do,$200,$300 to get your nails done. Don't come with a$250 donation. And I mean, I do think...

28:11Ronnie Karam: These suffering women can't even get their nails done for that.

28:16Ben Mandelker: I do think that when it comes to charity, you give what you give, and everyone should always be grateful. But the truth is, it is a very bad look to show up with a Birkin bag hanging off of your arm, which is... It was there. This is not just a metaphorical thing. like she showed up with a Birkin bag and then donated three rolls of like Quilt and Northern I'm like it is a bad bad look and it's it's it's very like stingy and like uh ungrateful yeah but

28:42Ronnie Karam: it's also a housewives thing where it's like I'm just going to work and you guys keep forcing me into these things where I have to give all this money you know they've got so many charity things each year and then every year you have to come donate all this fucking money to people it's like can I just go to work? I don't get paid enough to do I'm like season one. I'm not getting paid enough to do your Grenada bullshit. Well, she should say that then.

29:03Ben Mandelker: She should literally say, like, I can't afford that. But she is putting on all sorts of fronts. Like her even just saying, like, I don't do shots. That's what college girls do. Like, she's pretending like she's a lady. She's having this event where she clearly did not pay for anything. So she's putting on errors. And that's where the bullshit is. 100 % she's poor. Yeah.

29:23Ronnie Karam: So I think they're just like getting on. So I'm like, is it fair to like make fun of somebody for being poor? Give her the boxes. You know what I mean? Where's Brittany's box? Give Brittany a box. When you have a housewife that can't feed people at a country club, I say it's time to have a fundraiser for her. And I'm not saying Grenada hasn't gone through anything, but we need to start at home. Okay.

29:45Ben Mandelker: help but you know the thing is she needed to have led with her being poor like you know monica garcia one thing she was smart about is she's sort of like level set right away i'm poor i've got six people living under one house we sleep together like the charlie and the chocolate factory family and i can't afford anything and then that was fine we just knew that's she's like i'm gonna make little little bundles for toddlers and and that's how i'm gonna get by but brit is like well I'm making 45 figures in the insurance agency right now which I'm both part of and not part of so yeah I'm very wealthy

30:21Ronnie Karam: you might have heard of my insurance company called Don't Trust Your Sister insurance but it's amazing so please find my Be a Bad Bitch workshop and you'll learn how to do it too yeah this girl's phony as hell but you know that's why she has to sue Bravo for 20 million dollars Well, here's the thing with this chick. Beyond being poor, even if she got that$20 million from Bravo, she would still give$250. She 100 % would. Yeah. 100%. She's not going to get that money, by the way. Not if we have something to say about it. Well, maybe she'll get something, but it's not going to be$20 million. I don't know what she'll get.

31:04Ronnie Karam: They'll probably settle with her. They'll probably be like, we're giving you your$250 back. Yeah, and here's three rolls of toilet paper. Here's a fake marble countertop for your condo.

31:15Ben Mandelker: Good luck getting your insurance agency license back, even though it wasn't ever clear why it was suspended in the first place.

31:23Ronnie Karam: So now they're talking about Phaedra and Drew and, oh no, Portia and Drew. And Phaedra's like, I'm just trying to figure out who's Drew? Who's this Drewzilla? Did you guys get that one? Did you get that one? That was a good one. I really favored you on that.

31:40Ben Mandelker: Porsche's like, yeah, I can't talk about her. You know, I just supposed to have like made up with her. So like, we just kind of like finished up that storyline. So we can talk shit after the cameras are off.

31:48Ronnie Karam: And I like how Cynthia defines real friendship. She's like, well, I know you ain't gonna, I know you guys aren't gonna be at like Costco together next week shopping, but I do feel like you can move forward.

31:59Ben Mandelker: I love that you said that. The Costco tests. Who is she inviting to Costco?

32:05Ronnie Karam: So now we go to the kind of boring van and they're talking about street meat and stuff. And Kelly's like, I'm a chef. I want to stop on the side of the road, baby. And then we go back to the fun car. Kelly, who we've not seen make a single waffle all season long. I haven't even seen you make a waffle. That's what I was thinking, too. Like, girl, stop calling yourself a chef. You sold 20. You sold 20 books. I looked at the Amazon reviews.

32:32Ben Mandelker: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I believe she can throw down in the kitchen, but let's see it. Like, why are you making us work for it? You're a chef. You should be cooking every single moment. Every event they go to, she should be bringing a plate of food. She should be bringing a giant waffle that she made and distributing it. Like, where is this hustle?

32:49Ronnie Karam: I'm not seeing any of it. Well, here's the only review I've heard of her food. Her child, who said, Mom can't cook. That's why I'm going to culinary school.

33:00Ronnie Karam: Yes. So back in the fun car, Portia's like, well, you know, Drew needs to apologize to you about the lapdog comment because she's trying to bring you beneath me and you're not. And Shamia's like, well, listen, I say Drew's name to a million people and every one of them says, who? So.

33:21Ben Mandelker: She's like, I would rather be a lapdog for someone who's famous than forgettable inherently. That's so interesting. interesting well we all i guess there's always a pecking order right so might as well get be in the right order yeah as well who wants to peck who wants to peck for someone who wants to peck

33:37Ronnie Karam: for juicedadora right i think to be fair more people have heard of drew sidora than shamia morton like outside of this show i think at this point i'm sorry i've heard of portia williams then

33:47Ben Mandelker: then i think drew has people know drew i mean she was on the game she was in

33:52Ronnie Karam: people know who she is that's what i'm saying yeah people know her more than shamia so i don't know why shimmy is acting like she no one knows who drew is and don't forget lebron james was listening to her music according to drew who also by the way lebron james very good friends i'm sure

34:10Ben Mandelker: with drew's cousin michael jordan who's michael jordan exactly michael jordan knows who drew

34:16Ronnie Karam: Dora is. He doesn't. He doesn't. Okay. So Phaedra's like, yeah. And then Drew comes in like, Betty Rubble. Did I say that one already? Just in case it didn't get in there. There it is again, boys.

34:30Ben Mandelker: She got promoted from Pebbles to Betty Rubble, but it's also Godzilla. So then Cynthia's like, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And then Portia's like, well, Phaedra, I saw something like that in the back of your closet. And Phaedra goes, hell no. She's like, I do not dress like Drew Sedora. So now the other, in the boring car, oh, sorry, what'd you say? No, I was gonna say,

34:52Ronnie Karam: Phaedra does not like any of the new people at all. Here's what Phaedra likes. Pop culture starring dinosaurs. She's like, not the mommy. It's just like, wow, the Flintstones, Godzilla, Jurassic Park. What is she, Jeff Goldblum looking at a tiny bug in amber?

35:16Ben Mandelker: You don't want us to hear about chaos theory.

35:19Ronnie Karam: Let me tell you, that girl, what, did she kill Newman? Am I right? Am I right, yes. You always thought about what you could do, but you didn't think about what you should do.

35:33Ronnie Karam: My land before time. That girl is rough.

35:42Ronnie Karam: I'm telling you, if that girl releases music, it's going to be some real fraggle rock.

35:48Ben Mandelker: I knew the moment I was going to leave Apollo was when I watched our own little pet dinosaur kick him out of our house, and he couldn't even figure out how to get back in.

35:57Ronnie Karam: So in the boring car, Drew's like, oh, it's just so exciting to be able to experience Phaedra. I love her. And Brent's like, yeah, she's dope. and britt's like yeah we definitely have some mutual friends so that's like help us build our

36:13Ben Mandelker: behind that's her way she's again trying to like stoke the and that's how i know apollo she's she's begging for them to say oh is that why is that why you invited apollo she wants to make the apollo thing a thing and just no one's giving it to her we have mutual friends there are people that we know. Also, I've been reading my Greek mythology, and I really like the god Apollo.

36:39Ronnie Karam: It's like, stop.

36:43Ronnie Karam: And Cynthia's like, well, you know Charles, right, Phaedra? So, this is the other van, and they're talking about Angela. And so Cynthia's like, so you know Charles, right, Phaedra? And she's like, oh, Charles. I mean, so much fun. I mean, I haven't seen him in years, but he's always been that dude. And she says he's the life of the party. and they say, does he act married? And she's like, well, I don't know because it's not like I've been out on the scene, but I never knew him to be married.

37:13Ben Mandelker: I mean, they're trying to make that sound like scandalous, but she just said she hasn't seen him in 10 years and Angela's been married to him for eight years. So if she says she never knew him to be married, that would be completely accurate.

37:24Ronnie Karam: Yeah, they're making it sound like Charles is out there acting single, taking off his wedding ring and stuff like that, which, you know, if that's the case, say that. Or if he's cheating, say that.

37:32Ben Mandelker: But these wedding rings are a big thing on Bravo these days with this new valley.

37:39Ronnie Karam: Maybe you guys don't consider him married, but I'm sure he does because he's invested in five investment homes for his wife, which is more than any of your men are doing for you right now. Except you, Shamia. But still. I don't know that he's the one to throw daggers at.

37:56Ben Mandelker: Shot o 'clock. So then Angela's like, you know, I'm just happy that we made it to our eight year wedding anniversary. And Kelly's like, eight is great. Eight is wonderful. That's how many children I hope to have someday. And let's just say that, okay, that you've made it to eight. And Drew's like, well, have you talked to him? She's like, well, not today, but I'm going to try to get his ass on the phone when we get to the hotel. So then the producers are asking Drew what she thinks of their relationship. relationship. And she's like, I mean, Angela and Charles are legendary. I mean, I don't know anything.

38:27Ben Mandelker: I haven't heard anything. I haven't seen anything. Okay, just don't get me in trouble. So, she's like,

38:34Ronnie Karam: no. He's cheating. And then back in the other car, they're talking about how Grenada's really stepped it up. The prime minister's gonna come have dinner with them. Oh, God. Why do we do this to respectable people? Let the local officials alone. that man has so much to do that man's political career yeah he's and he's got clean up like that man has a lot to do leave him alone i like that when he finally came he looked like he worked at the hotel he had like a little uniform shirt on and like a pen in his shirt he's like hello yeah uh you've got five minutes everybody's room's okay shanam dorsey i'm so glad that you're here

39:18Ben Mandelker: Could you ask our concierge When is our spa day going to begin

39:22Ronnie Karam: Thank you so much Listen I have asked that gentleman over there Who seems very nice Where my artichoke dip is for seven episodes I still Have not received it I have not seen it

39:37Ben Mandelker: So Shamia is

39:39Ronnie Karam: I drop a grenade for ya David

39:47David

39:49Ben Mandelker: so Shamia is saying that they can't keep the prime minister waiting they have to be on time tonight and Portia is saying like yeah you better tell that to Drew so now they're arriving at their activities

39:59Ronnie Karam: Portia is calling somebody late Portia the last season you were on this show you barely even showed up and when you did it was like 8 hours late to every single event what are you talking about she takes some accountability

40:10Ben Mandelker: she goes I know I'm late but Drew is often late turn

40:16Ronnie Karam: okay so now we have cooking with kelly and the annandale waterfall let's see what happens so there's little monkeys running all over the place and uh phaedra's like i don't want anything

40:27Ben Mandelker: to do with monkeys they racist like what monkeys are racist what are you talking about she's like i've always equated anything with monkeys but that's no good they just keep showing this little monkey. I was just like, I was just like juggling at the idea that this tiny little monkey was racist. He's just like, uh-uh, not doing it.

40:48Ronnie Karam: So then they're loving the waterfall and there's a lizard and it's a tree lizard. So Portia's like, uh-uh, not a tree, not a tree, not a jumping one. I'll get a video though. So she starts taking a video and they're like, Portia, you have to press record. And she's like, oh my God, I'm old. She's putting little go naked hair on the lizard. She's like, what followers you got?

41:14Ben Mandelker: The lizard's doing a photo shoot in the waterfall in three seconds. The other people, they show up at this estate that is a distillery. They make rum. It's like an all black owned distillery, which is very cool. They talk about how it survived hurricanes, etc. And they're going to make some food together. So then, and then of course, doesn't the hurricane sound like a real bitch anyway?

41:38Ronnie Karam: This hurricane was named Beryl. Was it? Or Beryl. Beryl? When Hurricane Beryl, B-E-R-Y-L. Oh, I remember that Hurricane Beryl. I remember that. Because I was like, what a, what a bitch. It sounds like someone's like emotionally abusive husband in the 50s.

41:55Ben Mandelker: I just feel like Meryl is great because Meryl Streep, but then Beryl, you're like, you're trying to be like Meryl, but you're not, you're awful.

42:03Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Hurricane Burl. What an asshole. So they're talking about the hurricane and how they're still here. We don't fall. So Kelly's like, as the chef, I'd love to learn new recipes. I cannot wait how to work fish into my waffles.

42:24Ben Mandelker: Yeah. I mean, I would have fish on top of a waffle. I wouldn't be opposed. I like a waffle based on things. You can have a savory waffle. No, the fish waffle though. I mean, I know I would 100 % have the thing. I don't know about it. I would 100 % have like a fish wrapped in a waffle. A hundred percent. I think it could. I think it would be delicious. I'll support it. I'll order a side of fries. Okay. I appreciate that. Well, we'll need the fries just in case it doesn't work. I'm going to watch you eat it like this. Well, I think actually like a pickled fish would be really good in it.

43:01Ronnie Karam: Oh, come on.

43:03Ben Mandelker: pickles that's even worse you're just complete dismay at the concept you're like just drip

43:10Ronnie Karam: just open a can of tinned fish and just drip all the drippings all over the top of the waffle

43:17Ben Mandelker: i well okay norway story incoming we went to a herring manufacturer or producer whatever company and uh they served us all sorts of herring in different ways which of course was my dream Maybe your nightmare, but my dream. And one of the ways that they served it was they had herring that was in a pickled herring in a raspberry brine that was served over mango and raspberry and melon. Could you imagine pickled fish over raspberries and mango? And I ate it all because I'm a big boy that eats his berries now. And first of all, the berries were actually pretty good. But I was just thinking to myself, I can't believe I'm having pickled fish and raspberries right now.

43:58Ben Mandelker: And it works. It works in a strange way. So I feel like there's hope for fish and waffles.

44:03Ronnie Karam: Okay. Well, you hold that hope.

44:08Ben Mandelker: I'll report back. Yeah.

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47:09Ronnie Karam: Yeah, so they're talking about the hot men working. And they're like, oh, my God, love the men. They're so hot. They're fine. And he's like, well, we're single out here, so just let me know. And so Kelly sidles up to the table. She's like, yeah. And they're like, well, Angela, not Angela. She's married. And she's like, I'm not blind.

47:33Ben Mandelker: as she then bonks her head against the pole. Well, maybe I'm a little blind. So then they're back at the waterfall. They're taking photos and everything. And they're just enjoying all these photos. I have to say, this was one of those moments where you can really see that Cynthia is a supermodel because they all look gorgeous. They're all hot. They all look gorgeous. They all know their angles. They're all smiling. They all look beautiful. And we see all these photos. And then we see this one shot of Cynthia in the waterfall, all just smiling and i was like that's a supermodel right there i don't know how it is that a super model just supermodels can just like take a photo on a different level i was like cynthia bailey she still has it i'm gonna say that right now she is like a fish in a waffle delicious and on point

48:15Ronnie Karam: yeah um so yeah she's always looking good that yeah well cynthia i mean what can i possibly add to that she's always gonna look good you know so then uh everyone else is eating i hate these vacation things where they're like, oh, it's a waterfall. We're making waffles. I'm like, it's the part where you fight because this is boring. And then we find out Shamiya's insecure without a one piece. And I'm like, girl, tell me about it. At least you guys get one pieces. Guys don't get those. Do you know how many guys would die for like a one piece Spanx to wear into a pool? I'd be out at the pool all the time.

48:48Ronnie Karam: Like in the 20s. Maybe I should try and bring that back. Those swimsuits from like movies from the 20s where guys are in like a full body thing.

48:56Ben Mandelker: why don't we get to yeah but shamia like her luggage is not only lost they can't even track it which i'm like what airline did you all fly down what are you on spirit how how do you not even have any tracking on your luggage at this point something here's my question because now

49:11Ronnie Karam: i'm stuck on it can men get away with wearing burkinis what are those called burkinis yeah i mean why not the one i can protect my head i can protect my whole body fuck yeah i'm getting You can wear whatever you want.

49:26Ben Mandelker: Yeah. So now after the cooking is done, they're all sitting down to eat and Britt does not eat beef or pork. She's like, even if it's on top, I can only do it because I can't do it because the juices. Why are you saying this now? Why didn't you say it before when you started cooking the oil down? That's what it's called, right? An oil down. Why are you doing this?

49:45Ronnie Karam: They would have made you one without the stuff in it. They could have fried your dough first. Like why you got to do that?

49:51Ben Mandelker: But she is the type that's, she's not going to say anything until all of a sudden the last second, and so then she sits there with an empty plate, and then she could be like, it's okay, I never got to eat. She would rather be the one with the empty plate so she could moan and groan about it than actually be proactive so that way she could actually participate in the food.

50:08Ronnie Karam: Well, maybe she's just medicated and doesn't want to eat. Or that. I'm curious, because now I'm wondering, did they have any vegetarian options at her thing last week? Now I want to catch her eating meat.

50:21Ben Mandelker: Did they have any options in general at her thing last week? Was there food?

50:26Ronnie Karam: I think air is vegetarian. So now they're talking. Britt's like, oh, my God, this is so nice. Like, even for me. I've had the most friction with Drew and Angela. And so far, she's been so refreshing. And Angela is fine with Britt, too. She's like, I mean, I've seen no reason to call her a whore again. So I guess I'm OK with her. that's angela's meter on like yeah like whether she's friendly or not she's like well i haven't felt like calling you a whore today so i guess we're friends we're almost at the costco level

51:00Ben Mandelker: we're basically sisters so the ogs meet a lot the waterfall are talking and phaedra is like you know i thought it was strange that brit brought up the stuff with apollo and everyone's like yeah that was weird she's like you know i'm not sure how apollo got into the conversation i mean i wasn't invited to party and i wasn't there so i have no issue i don't think that brit was actually coming for me it just was weird like just like it was i'm not necessarily mad at brit but i'm also like hmm i think that's her vibe she's like i have a red flag up and portia says well she doesn't feel

51:34Ronnie Karam: heard oh she's heard she's heard i hear her okay that's that's my main problem with her yeah she also brings up in my brain my brain shakes in its head yeah and portia also mentions

51:48Ben Mandelker: that Apollo didn't even go. So what's even the point of bringing it up? I'm sure Brit would say, in case it gets back to Phaedra by me, this way I'm being honest. But yeah, it felt really strange that she brought this all up. And then we have a flashback.

52:02Ronnie Karam: She was trying for a storyline, obviously. She's going to bring Phaedra and Apollo to the same place and it didn't work out. So now she's going to still try and start a fight over it. It's like so obvious. And it's so sad that she's trying to make a fight that's not happening. It's just so sad. Can we sue you for$20 million? You're really bad at this. Like you're wasting my time at this point. What about my money? Okay. Now let's say I could have made$100 waiting tables tonight. Times that times. How many episodes is this? 13. Give me my$130. No,$1 ,300. Sorry.

52:38Ben Mandelker: Yeah. My mouth sucks. So much more. So then Britt is, so Portia, like you said, Portia starts talking about how Britt feels like she's not supported and we get a flashback to last week where brit is like i just want to bring everyone together for support because i just oh i haven't always felt the support and then porsche's like but you didn't invite us over it's just well i've never been invited over by you anywhere either it's like yeah but you're the one complaining about it if porsche were complaining then you could say but you should invite us over but you're complaining about not feeling support and yet you've never reached out people to come over to your one bedroom two bathroom you know

53:14Ronnie Karam: yeah and portia's like tippy top tippy top wait tippy top um so then we go back to talking about black and drew and so kelly's like i have a question for you mr usadora do you know this person and she holds up a black napkin and angela's like that color is purple the the real movie was better than the musical there i said it fight me do you know prince so then drew's

53:43Ben Mandelker: talking about black no one cares and then shamia's then shamia that is talking about black the drew and the black thing and he's like who is black and porsha's like drew said black it's just her

53:53Ronnie Karam: friend but i'm like wait is there a video of them hanging out and like they have pictures and whatever

53:56Ben Mandelker: i'm like it's too late in the season to be bringing up this person who's not on camera that we don't care about like no stop doing this producers let's focus on what we have in front of

54:04Ronnie Karam: us not some rando yeah so then drew has to answer to the other ladies and she's like well i mean there's definitely some flirting going on, but we're just friends because, you know, if I could share, I would. I'm excited to go on that mountaintop. Well, is it a mountaintop or is it a hill? What is it? It's like, what are you even talking about? And she goes, well, I would go on top of that high mountaintop over there and I would scream it because I'm looking forward to that. But right now I'm going through it to Forts from Ralph. So that's what I'm thinking about.

54:39Ben Mandelker: So now it's late afternoons. They have to head back to get change for their prime minister dinner, etc. And Portia and Shamia are having a great time together. And Shamia is like, I just love that my best friend is back. I don't have luggage, but I've got my best friend.

55:01Ronnie Karam: Yeah, they sing a song about booty holes. So they're friends. And then we go back home and Phaedra's telling, because Kelly's like, okay, everybody, we got to be ready. And Phaedra's like, oh my God, you look like a flower. Little garden gnome comes through to put you in my basement and bring you out at Christmas.

55:22Ben Mandelker: And then Angela finally is able to make contact with Charles. He's like, what's up? Well, don't you miss me? Okay. I miss you. I mean, it's the first anniversary we're not together. Okay. I mean, that matters.

55:36Ronnie Karam: okay hello I need more Charles I need mojo I mean we're about to go to a dinner I want to talk about my day and he's like mm-hmm okay okay Charles Jesus like okay eat your food have a good time she's like leave me with something Charles leave me with something and he's like don't get into a scuffle she's like

56:00Ben Mandelker: normally on the anniversary we get some action by bedroom action afterwards so I I think he's just being a little petty right now. I'm like, no, he's got three chickens and 10 corn on the cobs on the grill right now. And something is burning and he wants to get back to it.

56:14Ronnie Karam: Charles does not want to be on this show. Stop calling him. He doesn't want to do it. He does not. He does not want to do it. When are you going to just take no for an answer? The man tried to show up to the country club event and look what they did immediately. They're like, oh, I'm not one of Charles's whores. It's like, okay, well, thanks for this shit salad. Did you even get dressing for this salad? This is the worst salad I've ever had in my life. Why are you bringing me here? Stop calling me.

56:41Ben Mandelker: Definitely no room for salad dressing in Britt's catering budget. So Kelly is, they're getting ready to go out and everything. And Shamia starts offering shots. And she's like, Cynthia, would you like one? And Cynthia's like, oh, well, I never turned down tequila. And Shamia goes, no pressure. I don't want nobody to feel like I'm pressuring them to drink. And I was like, ooh, I love a passive-aggressive moment.

57:06Ronnie Karam: Yeah, this is another kind of try-hard moment. And so Shamia's like, I mean, I've just been told I'm a little too much. And Britt's like, well, I mean, I felt a little pressured. And Cynthia's like, who said that? Shamia goes, well, I just don't want anybody saying I'm pressuring them to drink. Who said that? And Britt's like, it's not really that serious. And she's like, oh, my God, she's being so passive-aggressive with these shots. I thought it was just solo class.

57:35Ben Mandelker: Shamita's like, well, whoever does not want a shot can just politely decline. It is very passive aggressive, but since it's aimed at Brit, I'm like very okay with it, you know? Here's why I don't like it,

57:45Ronnie Karam: because you're like making me stand up for Brit over things, and I don't like it. I'm already having to stand up for Brit for her forced charity stuff, and now these forced shot things that you're trying to make a thing that's not really a thing. So stop making me kind of like be on Brit's side about things. I don't like it. Shamia is being passive aggressive.

58:06Ben Mandelker: She is in the wrong here, but I am going to just take her side.

58:11Ronnie Karam: Well, my point is, I guess, is that Brit is annoying enough and does enough annoying things to call her out on that you don't need to make stupid stuff up. Just call her out on the shit she's already doing and done.

58:24Ben Mandelker: Yeah. So they have this whole Little back and forth And Shamia's like I've been saying shot o 'clock Since I've met you all Shot o 'clock everybody can just keep on declining Everybody that doesn't want a shot Just keep declining politely And Britt's like yeah I'm not going to make a shot She's like okay Shamia's always screaming shot o 'clock And I'm just like we're not hood rats We're classy women so no more shots please Okay I'll wait to see the The sizzle reel of you being a classy lady. I'll wait for them to make that nice montage and compilation and then we can move forward on this front.

59:02Ronnie Karam: One minute you can't feed the people at the party. You're lying about your business. You're lying about your marble countertops. You're pretending to buy a car that you don't have. I mean, come on. Just enough. Enough with you.

59:16Ben Mandelker: So now they head out. They're heading out. And they're driving. and then Cynthia steps on Portia's foot, which is funny. And then they arrive at Silver Sands. They have a nice little dinner. They sit down. And in my mind, I was like, please tell me that they already just met the prime minister off camera because if they're starting their dinner now, that means they're going to be fighting by the time this guy shows up. I feel like that's not going to be great.

59:43Ronnie Karam: So Kelly's like, welcome to dinner. I just want to thank everybody for their donations for this place because they really needed it. We're good people. And Portia's like, I'm always happy to give. It was so nice seeing all the children of the town running around in their little go-naked wigs today. I'm proud of us, guys.

1:00:02Ben Mandelker: Shamia's like, and that's the biggest part for me, is if you have the ability to give and do big, this is when you do your big one. You can't pull up Birkins in a Birkin, Rolls Royces, Bentleys, and then not really give when it counts. And Kelly's like, I totally agree. And Brit's like, um, to me, that felt like a little bit of shade, which it was. And she goes, Oh, you think I'm throwing shade? I mean, Shamiya, you might as well stand in it. Cause I mean, I agree with you. Shamiya is in the wrong here and she's making me honestly root a little bit for Brit, but I'm not going to allow myself to root for Brit because I'm very anti Brit.

1:00:36Ben Mandelker: So I'm going to stay with Shamiya. You know, Shamiya is Shamiya is like, like being totally passive aggressive here.

1:00:43Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Brit sucks. It's just Shamiya is being an asshole and she, it's like, you're kind of mean girling somebody which is going to put the audience more on Britt's side. I just think she's not handling any of this very well. And by this, I mean the housewives thing. She's just not handling it very well. So, she's like, well, you're not the only one with a Birkin and Rolls Royce. And she's like, well, I'm just saying I'm the one who showed up with a Birkin and a Rolls Royce. She goes, well, I drive a Rolls Royce. She drives a Rolls Royce. And she goes, but I'm the one that showed up with a Rolls Royce and a Birkin.

1:01:13Ronnie Karam: And she goes, okay. Well, I didn't look at you one time and you said I was throwing shade. So if it was shade, you would know it. But you admitted already to the girls that you like you're... This was shade,

1:01:23Ben Mandelker: Shamia. This was clearly shade because no one else showed up without donating a lot. But I like how she's now framed it. She's going to make Britt feel bad about having a Rolls Royce in the sense of like, oh, you think you're special? We all have Rolls Royces. So Britt is like... You know, I knew there was something off and it started from the shot situation.

1:01:43Ronnie Karam: like what is your real issue with me because you're my girl

1:01:48Ben Mandelker: so Kelly's like well I'm not saying it was the best donation but I think that you know Britt is in a situation where she's just not aware in regards to how much to give or what to do and I think that if we're going to show up and be that girl be that girl in all aspects of our lives I'm like Britt literally knows how much things should cost because she works at insurance that's like her job is to know how much things cost when they get broken so you can't kind of can't act like she's naive about all this well maybe that's why she doesn't want to donate

1:02:16Ronnie Karam: anything maybe she's like do you know what natural disasters do to the insurance companies

1:02:21Ben Mandelker: where's my donation as a representative of county garden insurance well it's like state farm but it's called county garden instead

1:02:35Ronnie Karam: so she does not like that kelly has just made her look like you know she's the kelly is taking the other side so she's not happy she's like yeah her telling me i need to show up i mean that's not giving best friend and i asked you and you were like donate whatever you feel or did you forget that part is there confusion was that not spoken and she was like oh my god all this energy calm down.

1:03:00Ben Mandelker: Now look again, I think that with charity, you should just donate what you feel. Um, you know, you, people should always be grateful, but if you're going to run in this circle and you're going to be on Bravo, like, and if you just donate three rolls of toilet paper, just know you're going to get received for it. And you have to be able to like, you, you can't be shocked that group like this, you're going to get shit for something like that.

1:03:22Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Okay. And you know But look, I get that too. But a Rolls Royce starts at like$357 ,000. And your ass donated some used kids clothes that you were going to get rid of anyway. Boxes of them. Tons of boxes of them. But still, like if we're going to compare all of this, none of y 'all gave enough. There. Send them a Rolls Royce. Send them$300 ,000. Or be quiet about someone's donation. I don't know. I think that like. Because I feel like all your donations are kind of small compared to what you have.

1:03:53Ben Mandelker: Yeah, but like there's, I don't know, three rolls of toilet paper and$250. Even if, yes, you could make an argument that everyone could afford to donate a lot more. And that's, I feel like I said, that's what I'm saying. But like, I think that Brit, Brit, when she's paying to have like a butler, like a dress up in, you know, a tux to serve her family lobsters at home for dinner. Like to pretend like this is what just dinner is like in the ED household. I mean, that money right there. Like, save the butler and donate. Ritz-fulition. It's so full of shit. It's ridiculous. And then she can't believe that she would receive shit for being so cheap with her donation.

1:04:31Ben Mandelker: It's just like, enough. Girl, bye. Girl, bye.

1:04:34Ronnie Karam: Yeah, you're right. So then, let's see. So Kelly's like, yeah. Shamiya's like, yeah, what's with all this energy? Calm down. She's like, don't you tell me to calm down. and Shamia says, well, when you brought toilet paper rolls, I called you. And she said, and what did I say? She said, you asked how much you should donate and I talked to you. And I said, give what you want. God loves a cheerful giver. And Britt's like, yeah. And I talked to you in your face in person. And I said, and she goes, calm down, calm down. Why are you acting like this?

1:05:09Ben Mandelker: It's just such a dick move to do that. Like, because Britt was not actually un-calm. She was getting annoyed, but she was not on calm. So she may be like, calm down. That's such fuckery to do that to someone. She's like, well, I don't need you to tell me to calm down. Because, of course, Britt is too dumb to not fall into the trap.

1:05:27Ronnie Karam: Yeah, Britt's an idiot, so she's falling right into this. Instead of being like, well, is it a cheerful giver or is it like a guilt giver? Because that's what you... I mean, something. But just like shut it down without falling into it every single time. But Britt's so thirsty for a fight anyway that she'll do it. like she she's even going to go into this charity fight where she knows she's not going to win this one you know but she doesn't care she just wants to fight she she really does and it's like you

1:05:53Ben Mandelker: know i don't need it because then shamia says you're being very aggressive right now and i don't like it well i don't you know you're being passive aggressive right now you're being passive aggressive she goes well i'm not going to talk to her if she's going to be like this so shamia explains there's like another little wrinkle in this silly situation where she's like the crazy thing is I did pull Britt aside. I took her to Houston's to talk to her about it. Which, by the way, I love the idea of going to a relatively expensive restaurant to talk about how someone's not giving enough to charity.

1:06:21Ronnie Karam: And I brought the leftover French fries for these children. These children here.

1:06:25Ben Mandelker: I'm a good person. The best. I talked to her about it, so when we went to Grenada, don't be shocked because you and I both knew that you missed the mark. So Shamia's angry because she already scolded brit in private and she's angry that brit is surprised that she's getting a public lashing by shimmy it's such a such a strange um such a strange take yes so brit says

1:06:51Ronnie Karam: well like if you can bring it to my face like cool but like anybody else want to say something they can bring directly to me and portia's like well you did say at the end of your event that You don't feel supported. And then I was like, but then if I've never got an invite, how do I, you know, go to the next level or like a side call or something? And then Britt's like, are you asking me? Are you saying? And she's like, let's talk in a friendly tone, Britt. And she's like, specifically, if you can't even like save a phone number, acknowledge me in a text message.

1:07:23Ben Mandelker: So now we get a text. You are pushing your luck trying to come for Portia again. you got off you got off easy earlier in the season when you tried it and now you're trying to get and the way porsche had this look of like let's talk in a friendly tone she's like i don't want to start a fight with you because if i do i'm going to destroy you so let's not do this brit but brit of course doesn't get it and then we see porsche says how like she's like we were on a group text all together and i see all these new phone numbers and i don't know who they are so i'm like who are you say who you are but everyone ignored porsche and then later on when they well I guess when Brit tried to text her, she was like, well, I'm, you never said who you are.

1:07:59Ben Mandelker: So I'm just not going to respond to you. And Brit has had this grudge ever since then, which is so petty. And so Brit. Oh,

1:08:06Ronnie Karam: I didn't even know she talked to her again. Well, meaning I ignored a message, but we see the text pop up on the screen and it's, it has that thing. Like add, it looks like there's a new contact to Brit. Edie, add the contact to your thing. So I showed that. Yeah. They showed a screenshot that made it look like Porsche. did have the option to add Brit Edie's number and just didn't.

1:08:32Ben Mandelker: Well, actually, if they took a screenshot, that could have been way later. That could have been like, because they probably went back in the history. Well, that's true. You know, so it actually does not necessarily as indicting as it sounds.

1:08:43Ronnie Karam: Well, it was a funny screenshot I was cracking up because

1:08:46Ben Mandelker: it's very poor.

1:08:47Ronnie Karam: She'd be like, well, she didn't tell me whose number it was, so whatever.

1:08:51Ben Mandelker: I'm on some god-awful group text right now with a bunch of people I've played fantasy football with. And I know who a bunch of them are, but they won't say who they are. And so I just, I just see phone numbers, phone numbers, phone numbers of banter. And I'm like, I'm kind of like Portia. I'm like, I'm over it. Like, if you guys aren't going to say who you are, I'm just not going to respond to any of you. I know who a bunch of you are. I really enjoy you, but too many, too many anonymous phone numbers coming in incessantly every single day.

1:09:19Ronnie Karam: I just ask people and put their numbers in my phone i don't know yeah but it's a weird one gives no one's giving me their names that's weird so um now people are um now we're fighting about unrecognized names in text threads okay so then she's like brit's like portia are you gonna let me fit so then we turn into are you gonna let me finish well i'm just trying to say but i'm trying to let i'm trying to finish let me finish um let let me finish. Let me finish. So she goes, let me finish, baby. And Portia's like, nah, baby. Don't baby me. She goes, well, you don't have to be like this. She's like, well, all I'm saying is, you asked why I didn't have, why did I not have people's phone numbers changed?

1:10:00Ronnie Karam: And Britt's like, I wasn't done speaking. Why can't I speak? There's three people. But I said he was in the chat. Oh my god, this show. You guys need help. It's episode 13. Somebody come in and poop on the table. Something needs to happen.

1:10:15Ben Mandelker: So they're having this fight. where brit is being again brit is the one who's complaining that people aren't supporting her and then here's someone saying like but you need to give something a little bit and then the prime minister's motorcade starts to arrive and i'm like oh god please don't do this no don't do this don't show up right now um and they're still like bickering and then he basically uh he basically shows up uh and it's the honorable dick and mitchell the prime minister and he arrives and like oh hi and he's like young and like you said he's just sort of like in a black shirt with a little pin on and then they like they they're like oh why don't you pull up a seat why don't you sit down with us and he sits down and they gave him like this little baby seat did you notice that he was so low under the table i'm like this is the prime minister can we get a better seat for

1:11:01Ronnie Karam: him can we make an effort for this poor guy so yeah because he just came in to say hi he was like i just wanted to come by and say hi bye and like no no sit down so we can hit on you on tv like Oh my God, you're so hot. You're so hot. End up with Kelly. How many kids do you have? You look like a kid. You're so young. Show us your dick. Let's see it. Jesus, leave the guy alone, man.

1:11:24Ben Mandelker: I know. So they are all flirting with him and ask how many children he has. He's got two kids and they're like teenagers. They're like, what? You have got teenagers. So Phaedra is like, Drewzilla, if you're going to be the first lady, you've got to look like you belong here. And that Temu outfit is just going to be offensive, you know, to the constituents. Portia can fit in, but not you.

1:11:49Ronnie Karam: So they're talking and he leaves, right? So Portia's like, wow, he also looked he looked so young and not to be married with two kids. And Brit's like, well, I know some married men that don't wear rings as well. And Angela goes, yeah, my husband doesn't wear his wedding ring. And they're like, what? it and parasha goes does this girl got Tourette's or something why is she hollering at her but all her business out of nowhere like this oh so she's like yeah i went to therapy and i expressed to him that that little thing matters to me and they're like yeah that's kind of a big deal

1:12:32Ben Mandelker: wedding your ring you know phaedra has a really good um assessment she goes well i don't know what's going on but i do believe all marriages are hard most men are crazy but most women love penises i guess it's a give and take situation so aunt is like well i guess i'll bring it up

1:12:50Ronnie Karam: in therapy next week wait whose birthday is it and so she is like it's your anniversaries we're having a cake for you and she's like you guys you guys made me feel the love in his absence thank you for that this is more than charles even did on our wedding night it's like a little Carvel cake and she's like

1:13:09Ben Mandelker: thank you so much so she's really happy and Portia's like

1:13:15Ronnie Karam: it even says something on the cake it says please stop calling me I'm trying to cook oh you guys I mean he doesn't wear his ring I mean you're here on your anniversary there's a phantom baby it's just like too much

1:13:31Ronnie Karam: okay so they're leaving and Angela asks right if she's okay she's like well we still didn't resolve anything and Portia's like there's nothing to resolve with us and then Britt's like well the question was why don't I invite people over I mean we never finish that discussion oh my god

1:13:47Ben Mandelker: I know she's just trying to do this again and Portia's like the only reason I was bringing you up it was just to talk about how we can figure out how to support you she's like but remember I never got to finish

1:13:57Ronnie Karam: I didn't get to die remember I'm supposed to have a scene

1:13:59Ben Mandelker: they're like okay well

1:14:00Ronnie Karam: I tried to stand up for you for this episode but it's really difficult please be less annoying

1:14:05Ben Mandelker: she's a terrible casting choice like Bravo really flopped with her and they're going to now be dealing with this headache of this lawsuit because of it they really should have seen this one coming she is not she's not she's not a Bravo stock so now they get into their cars and Britt's like well it's so weird I've never had issues with Shamia

1:14:28Ronnie Karam: before

1:14:30Ben Mandelker: and Phaedra's like okay rule of thumb at the level that you're at your donation should never be less than a thousand dollars she just like lays it out there and britt's like well that's fine but as far as like portia asking like about like not being invited to my home portia doesn't invite me anywhere no i'm not single place and you never yeah but like you're the only one complaining about it so if you're going to complain about it you do it it's like you know when people say say that they're like wow you never call me anymore I'm like, the phone works two ways. If you want to hear from me, call me, you know?

1:15:02Ronnie Karam: Yeah. And I like that Phaedra laid it out for her. She's like, well, listen, you're putting yourself in the hot seat and you're sitting on ready. And if that's the shit you're doing all night, that's bullshit. You're joining a girl group and you're new and you're going to have to show yourself friendly. And she's like, man, she goes, no, I'm not, not, don't even be fake. Just show yourself friendly. and if somebody's saying hey i want to come to your house well you better damn damn have a

1:15:27Ben Mandelker: charcuterie a little glass of champagne ready i loved when she did that just she's like hello i mean that that someone should have said that to brit a long time ago and maybe that is a a slight problem with this cast is that you don't have actually anyone who's like looking out for the newbies to be like this is how you have to act on this show like this is how you got to do it right because everyone's so like self-involved i don't know i don't know if that's necessary or not but i i wonder if that's something that would have been helpful well you need to train you i guess you know yeah so then uh over in the other car shimmy gets a call from gerald and shiloh is sick shiloh is their child that has had lots of medical complications and basically they had a nanny who just like let shiloh be in a cold room without pajamas on and and so shiloh got a fever and for them this is a really big deal because she has like an uh like a compromised immunity system as it is anyway so anytime that shallow gets sick it's actually very scary which actually makes it gives more insight to earlier this season when shiloh had like an ear infection and like shimia was losing it we're like it's an ear infection this is like a little dramatic but now it turns out we have more insight which is we knew that she had health complications but i don't think we realize that she has like a real issues with immunity.

1:16:47Ben Mandelker: So she's just like really nervous and she feels guilty because she's on this whole trip and she's having fun and doing shot o 'clock while her child is ill and may have to go to the doctor or the hospital tomorrow.

1:16:59Ronnie Karam: So then it turns into her crying and then everybody's supporting her. So now it's turned into like huge crying drama, right? So they're all back at the house trying to support her. And they're all talking about how It's the worst thing that happens when your mom and your kid's sick or whatever. And then Britt's like, okay. But Shamia, I love you so much. And I will have your pancakes. She's like, okay, thank you, Bridget. No, we are sisters. We are best friends. I cannot believe something almost came between us tonight. We are born in the same womb. We come from the same mother. She's like, okay, that's enough.

1:17:38Ronnie Karam: We won't die together. We won't go to heaven together. We won't be together for a day. She's like, okay, thanks. We'll go down together. I am tattooing your face on my breast. I love you so much. She's like, okay, then. She just did like a full monologue, like a five-minute monologue, and everybody started off nice, and then by the end, they were like, this bitch is crazy.

1:18:06Ben Mandelker: Yeah, because the music was very serious. it was very serious and it was like but then like brisk going so over the top that eventually moves into coconut music and she's like i'm gonna do a shot for you so she does a shot and then she takes off her top and she's like flopping her boobs on the counter which look we have no we have we don't care if people are naked and whatever we're body positive all that stuff but when she's sitting there talking about like i'm not gonna do a shot because that's like we're not like we're not like you know like college girls we're classy women so if you're gonna play like the classy card knowing that like probably flopping your boobs out on camera like that people would probably the same people who would care about doing shots in college the classiest people would still probably be like raise an eyebrow at this i'm like it just shows that she's just so like full of it again i'm not saying i think it's classless that she's doing it but i'm just saying that she's like kind of promoting some sort of value system well one minute she's miss manners

1:19:02Ronnie Karam: and the next minute she's like flopping her tits on the table, you know? Yeah.

1:19:05Ben Mandelker: So it's like, which one is it going to be?

1:19:07Ronnie Karam: Right. Yeah. And they all agree. Everybody's like, Phaedra's like, what in the magic city is going on here? So yeah, that's that one for today. Wow. So Brit doesn't even show up to the reunion, which what are they even going to do for this reunion? You don't have Kenya. You don't have Brit. We're going to have to hear about waffles and how terrible Ralph is and how bad the nanny is for this whole reunion. This reunion is going to suck. What are they going to do?

1:19:38Ben Mandelker: I'm in it for the waffle content. I'm actually okay with Britt not being there, to be honest, because she's awful. But the reunion will be a little challenging. She's, I mean, we're going to get into it. The things that we're most likely going to be talking about tonight is she's not showing up for the reunion. She's suing Bravo for$20 million. And on top of that, she's also went onto social media and announced that she wasn't even in the photos that Kenya was sending around. So it's a shit show. And we will dive all into it tonight on Crappy Hour.

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