#2926 McBee Dynasty S02E03 Part 2: One Flew Over The Chicken’s Coop with Eric Williams

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1:37Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. That way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. so anywho Steven Jr. is mad because he didn't make an iCal reminder for himself and now he can blame everyone so now he's going to pull Jesse up from the city house to go help with this meat so Jesse has to go driving up there to the farm and you know and Jesse's all like oh man Galena needs to figure this shit out because I'm down in the city so they're going to go and they're going to deal with this meat situation and then Jesse's like This is the exact reason why I hate coming down here to the city.

2:20Because if there's a problem, of course, there's always problems on the farm. I'm an hour and a half away. And now I've got to get all my crap, head north, and figure out what the hell is going on. Here's an idea. This is a crazy idea. How about you say no, and then Stephen has to call someone else? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Maybe he should call. How about you stand by your lady? This poor girl. This poor girl. This poor city girl. Hey, this poor city girl. hey al i'm gonna have to head to the farm like right now yeah i wanted and then she goes i wanted to have this thing together but now you're leaving go on girl give us nothing she can't even come up with a thing i wanted to have this thing together what girl just say edible arrangement say starbucks just come up with something.

3:10Find a brand and use it. Wedding planning, brunch. And he goes, if it wasn't something this important, I wouldn't be leaving. The brisket delivery. I mean, listen. Literally get another person to haul the, like... Yeah, the body. Steven needs another body, but... Where's Cole? Where's Kala? Well, I get Kala. Get someone. I would love to see Kala holding... Get Tessa. Giant things of of brisket see at least give us a good running commentary while she's doing it this is heavier than the time i lifted my ex-boyfriend out of a hot jacuzzi in milwaukee now i gotta say something here about this here me this meat is heavy and if we had some coca-cola beans it wouldn't be nearly as heavy so yeah i don't know why we're doing all this is much but this way too demanding for me hey did you see that flyer the other day it was good phones wasn't it and such do you think it's gonna mcb or mcshe i don't know nicole came in that's gonna say it's gonna be there she's supposed to say some nice kind words so we're looking forward to it why are we holding all this brisket we can just be doing the flyer business i've really been getting into different songs comic sam's is my favorite i have an internship with something called canva i don't know what it's about but they hired me so i'm gonna go up into there she's like slowly gonna work her way up the tech ladder use my code Cal what's her name Tessa Tessa20 Tessa20 for 20 % off your camera discounts so they get to the first of all you know what really stressed me out what's really holding the knee with their hands no well that was stressful because it was very cold and they wish they had gloves and I'm like again another failure on Steven's part for preparation the way that they had the way they struggled to open the door to their own meat locker one two three one two three one two what is wrong with this door this is worse than the summer house door why do they close the door like that this is the door should not be that hard to open I mean what if you leave your keys in there one two three I thought they were going to find Masha's dead body in there at that point i was like i wouldn't put a pastolina i don't know where the clubs came from i don't know what happened so they have to bring all this brisket down to the the barbecue spot they're already 90 minutes late because i guess he waited for steven to get there like a dum-dum why don't you start loading it up why are you waiting for steven get a head start like come on like do the work yeah and then he and then steven jr is like it's our first delivery to arthur bryant And then you get to the flashback with the guy working there.

5:59Yeah, we try to run it pretty thin, which is important that you communicate if something's going to be late or you can't hit an order. It's like, thank you for spelling out this storyline. Exactly. And of course, he doesn't communicate with him. And I misspoke. I said it was waiting for Jesse, not waiting for Stephen. Oh, yes. So they're loading up all this brisket. okay and steven's like i'm focused on making this deal bro i mean the new owner has a bunch of different businesses and restaurants so this deal is so much bigger than it already is with the brisket and like it has potential to be so much bigger i am angry the producer said i should be angry i am angry so i'm hoping this relationship with arthur bryant goes smoothly no issues i'm gonna go dark i'm gonna go dark if this doesn't go through so they arrive and the guy's like unhappy he's like well i know this is the first go-around and everything like that but we really need it here at 6 and not 8 30 so we're gonna get brisket on this morning right at 6 which means we could probably get it off somewhere between 4 30 and 5.

7:00i'm like is this an sat question how fast if a brisket's going at 90 miles per hour

7:08if the brisket goes at 90 miles an hour what kind of sauce do you put on top of it how fast does it take ted lasso to fly over from london to eat our our brisket sauce if Ted Lasso eats one of our sandwiches at 7pm what time is he taking a shit

7:27the correct answer is once per hour on the air because he's been in a lot of his biscuits it runs right through brisket so anyway so the guy's like he basically shames him he's like yeah so now we're gonna run out of beef at 5.30 so that's your fault sorry sir so now Stephen's like really upset really upset about all this. And Jesse's like, but why is it my problem? I mean, if he's in charge, if the deal fell through, it's his fault. Exactly. Sorry. If you're in charge, you still shouldn't be on top of this. If this deal is so important, why are you just, you know, why are you not on top of it?

8:04Why are you not reading, checking the times and when things are supposed to be there? Why are you having so much shower sex instead of doing your job? Yeah, I'm not even really sure what the issues with Galena is. Is it that Galena was supposed to schedule someone to be there to break the meat down? And she never did. so they have to do it the last minute yeah no it isn't clear if she have been working would she be the one trying to open up the freezer door is she making the calls also is this really how it's done if someone asks for like 4 000 pounds of brisket is it really does it really come down to one guy throwing brisket in the back of a truck and another guy with like a calculator saying okay that was 20 pounds okay next ready for the next one oh yeah that stressed me out the manual edition of the poundage that stressed me out we don't have like barcodes that we can scan that like we write something down i was i was like where are the four that's a one thousand one wrong one typo or sorry i gotta start over take it all out of here my like type a fucking very like grade focused student was not okay with the way that they were adding up those pounds no they should have the everything should have been scanned like the weight was already already like in a database somewhere scan it and like like a checkout or something like that them sitting there with that calculator i literally was like i i don't know if i could watch this show anymore just based off the stress of this scene.

9:35Yeah, I'm curious if we're supposed to expect that this is going to ruin the brisket deal or are we going to be seeing a recurring theme of this Ted Lasso BBQ Lovin' Restaurant? I think they're going to have a redemption arc and it'll be okay. So Steven Jr.'s like now they're leaving. Steven Jr.'s still mad. He's steaming mad and he's like two and a half hours late. I mean, two and a half hours late, fucking shit show. I was going to go to my CrossFit today and now I can't, okay? I don't know what my wad would have been, and guess what? Galena's just gone. She went dark, by the way. I don't know if you heard.

10:07She went dark, and there's been no one knowing what to do. Nothing could have happened. Whenever she's good, she's a rock star, but whenever she's worried about dad and Masha, it's like you can't even break her out of the singular focus on dad. You know what I'm saying? Jesse, I keep calling myself Steven, but I'm Steven. You're Jesse. You know what I'm saying? I'm confused. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm going dark, and then it flashes to Galena having the saddest I'm preparing a full romantic evening with you I'm going to drip chocolate sauce all over your penis and then I'm going to put a cherry on your nipples it's like she's so in love with this man we see the saddest ways that she's like and I am going to be so happy as long as I'm with you they break up four seconds later and he he all every flashback where she is sweet talking him he looks terrified Stephen disinterested this man this man's a piece of shit so um now uh cole is arriving to help with baby baby gender reveal prep and we have a song from our country trixie monocle and this is the song to play for the gender reveal which goes they'll be burning down the bar they'll be letting it all hang out trading cowboys on the dance floor while the band is playing loud

11:25another banger song yeah yeah i was like was that cut from sinners did they repurpose it here because let me tell you something there was some real soul in that song real beautiful real beautiful maybe actually i mean it does lyrically match the the plot it does actually it does actually so um uh so they're they're setting things up and everything and oh oh i almost forgot about this part they're setting up and um casey turns to jesse and goes guess what these are and he goes fruit pizzas no way and then they cut to a round piece of dough with some sort of creamy sauce underneath chopped berries.

12:15Please. I shudder to think what is going on this fruit pizza. This Pinterest travesty that descended upon Bravo in this moment, I will never forgive it. Now, I really hate berries. I've come a long way. I can eat berries now. For a while, I couldn't. So I really do not like strawberries or blueberries or raspberries. I didn't know that about you. Yeah, it's a weird thing. but I'm like doing, I'm like, you know, it's not official exposure therapy, but I'm trying to be, try to lean into a concept called maturity and realizing that you can eat a strawberry and it won't kill you and you can be an adult and just eat it and it's fine.

12:52But that being said, this fruit pizza is such a travesty. I just, I couldn't, I could not. It's so embarrassing to like see a family secret recipe be revealed on a national network television show and for it to be like the nastiest like can you imagine like telling someone that your childhood favorite treat was something that was absolutely disgusting and then to put it on a tv show i'm sure i'm sure twitter and reddit are all dragging this fruit pizza unless people actually like it the other way around i bet people like oh my god it's actually really really good i think like there's inherently nothing wrong with like berries some sort of like creamy sauce bread like i get there's inherently nothing wrong with it but it's the branding that really makes me so mad the food pizza i just i cannot get behind it's almost like mamaw's beer cheese i think like i at first heard that and i was like there's no chance anybody would want to partake in but now i'm like i would i would swim in some beer cheese if i had the chance i love i actually love beer cheese but i would say not to not to not yes and you but I do love beer cheese but I will I think there's something about like calling it fruit pizza there's like a wink in it like isn't that funny it's like fruit range on bread looks like pizza there's something that I feel like they think it's so much more clever than it is maybe that's what it is it's like this is stupid and I don't like you for it you know yeah and then of course Kala walks in going aww cute and it's just like that's how you know that's how you know because Kala thinks it's cute and she's going to tell her friends in Dallas and her friends will be like, that's nice, bitch, but you said you were going to be moving here and now you're up there eating free pizzas.

14:30Yeah. And then after Kala walks in, my favorite thing is how the music all of a sudden becomes like scary. It's like Sinner's soundtrack. It's like all of a sudden they're all so devastated she's there. She's like, can I come in? Come in, please. Why are you asking to come in? You never asked to come in. Well, what do you mean? I just want to know if I can come in now. Stop being silly. Let me in. Let me have some of that fruit pizza, huh?

15:02Never did I thought we'd do a Sinner's Vampire Callback with Kala and the fruit pizza. It's actually so rude to the legacy of that film that we are now adapting it to Kala and the fruit pizza. To the McBee Dynasty. It's like literally the exact, it is truly like the exact opposite of what that movie is all about. You know what Sinners reminds me of? the second season of the show that was not on the first season was not a problem the second season is it's called the big dynasty can you imagine watching the sinners be like oh this really reminds me of big dynasty be like get out of this theater right yeah truly so um they're there so she's there everyone's like oh my god she's back i thought she moved to dallas i thought she wasn't here and then casey is casey's really obnoxious she's like steven didn't tell any of us that she was coming so it's confusing to see her here i mean even though cali and i did make up i'm gonna be raising a mcb so no matter what happens i can't side with cala i'm a mcb and i'm gonna have to stay have my side with them from now on like are you in oklahoma is this like the cow man the cow man and the farmer can't be friends or something like that like what is this like what is this ridiculous like i i'm raising a mcb i gotta always take the mcb side i can't think for myself anymore yeah this is the most boring west side story it's like she well my theory is that the men probably cole and steven are so anti the women having any sort of friendship that they do anything that they can to tell to tell casey to hate on cow cents a hundred percent it is a divide and conquer situation which is why the men ruled a roost on this show and why casey always has dead eyes when she talks because she's just picturing what the men have told her before the cameras were rolling.

16:48Either that or she just drank a lot of body armor. Or the potassium from the body armor is making her have another panic attack. Jesus. She can't handle it like the way a city girl can. Like Allie. So Allie comes in in her stilettos and her mink stole because she's a city girl.

17:09I got this at the big store in the city. It's called Marshalls.

17:16and she's like well i don't know if she's even invited but at this point it's hard to keep up are they together are they not together it changes every day well settle down this lady with two houses we don't know where you are you know i'm sure you wouldn't like it if kala was like i don't know where how she's at any day because it changes every single day so settle down this is an example of a hot take that i'm taking that i really don't care about i'm like see i just started up again I'm like, how could she say that about Calla? How could she? No, I co-sign it, though. I mean, like, at least Ali is sort of a bitch.

17:51She's still boring. But my hot take is that Ali is, I think, if they get another season, we'll see the bitchery of Ali start to grow. Ali is also the one I could see myself getting along the best with. not just because she's a city girl as am I, but there's something about her that I think it is that undercurrent of bitchiness that I actually connect with very well. Yeah, I think so. It's like one of my, one of my fatal flaws is that I am drawn to sometimes these people like Ali or like, you know, like one of the things I really have a hard time admitting is that like, I could see myself being friends with Janet on the Valley and yeah.

18:31That's tough. And that's tough. I can, I'm like sort of like drawn to like that sort of behavior. sometimes and it's like a really bad it's a really bad part of me it's less about you and more about like those people are also can be drawn to you because you are like a grounded kind soul like like my husband matt sometimes uh would find himself with like girly friends who um are a little more chaotic because he is so grounded and so i think that that's maybe you you just tend to I think what it is it's not so much that I don't feel like I I actually like anyone who's chaotic I like don't deal with them because I don't like chaos but what I do like is like a quiet kiki moment with like gossiping and like that's going to be Janet and Allie oh yeah because they're probably really good with like a gossipy moment but then they don't have they're really bad with boundaries they don't really have like time and place and then they they are then they wind up being terrible people you know right it's hard life is hard um so uh they're just like setting up this gender reveal and everything i like this detail that our note taker included said callum moves the table with an antler on it right right after the balloon pops scares calla she does the most basic thing oh i got a balloon sorry everyone that's really scared me and we hear more of that scary music why are you let me look at this table with an antler just to just to just to dissolve the tension here guys it's official the antlers in a different location now and they're still silent why did you ask to be let in this room she's like a terrible vampire she's like not even killing anyone yet she's like moving antlers around she's like i'm sorry i just have like before i like unleash my evilness on all of you guys i just want the decor to look right she doesn't want to suck blood she just wants to go back in the shower with steven yeah she's she's really failing at this it's also daytime i'd like to point out she would be a vampire that's true at daytime that's true guys i forgot the rules you guys i'm so fucking annoying actually i don't know if you hear about it like people talk a lot about vampire facials but actually for vampires a really good facial is actually a sun facial so what you do is expose yourself to the sun a little bit and it peels off the first layer of skin and you i mean i know that we don't really age but if we want to still look younger it's still a good way to do it well you see the vampires do things a little differently in dallas because i actually uh from the bigger city yeah have you ever seen a vampire do the splits yeah we can do them really well it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

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23:09so they're still all marveling that they can't believe that cal is at the gender reveal who would believe oh because christy shows up christy formerly known as roxanne on this podcast now right her name christy christy she shows up i like christy's version of coldness because she's really cold to calla she's like hey oh i think christy is the saving grace of the show i think that she's the only person with emotional intelligence and that it's clear why all of her sons have such mommy issues is because they basically have like a absent father who manipulates them puts them through warfare like to hate each other and then christy actually has like her head on her shoulders i'm i'm team christy yeah i love that she started up a new company and is like killing it with the company like yeah and then she's driving what a lamborghini they say or ferrari or something i mean that's yeah i guess it's great and she's probably in kansas city so i kind of was obsessed with like a mo a kansas city mogul i know i love that for i love i love a strong powerful woman me too and and i like her perky coldness towards college because hey and like that's it and it's just like there's something in that like little smile like i'm not going to talk to you for the rest of the party but i am going to acknowledge your presence um i see you move my antler and i'm going to ask you to move the antler back please i had placed that table with the antler in a specific place.

24:32It's not yours to touch. You're not part of this family. You shouldn't even be here. Okay. That was all said in that smile. I was going to say, there's don't get between a southern woman and a bit of a passive-aggressive comment through a smile. It's the most devastating feeling to be on the other side of that. So you move the antler, I see. Why am I so scared?

24:56So Stephen explains that Cal's just going to be here for a little bit longer until she gets her apartment, you know, and they're all like, really? Why? I mean, aren't there a lot of apartments in Dallas? Okay. I love Casey's parents who arrived because they announced themselves. Literally, the grandma walks in, grandma's here. I was like, okay, she is ready. That reminded me, my in-laws are in Georgia, and that reminded me of like the grandparents in Georgia whom I love. I make fun of the South and Missouri, as I'm legally allowed to do, but I do love a Southern grandparent. There's nothing like them.

25:31Did you watch Beverly Hills this past season? I did. Sutton Strack's mother from Augusta? Well, that is a different... She scares me. She scares me. She was wonderful. She was just the best. like we need we need vera on every single season and i need vera now to put our attention on kyle and just scare the shit out of kyle i agree but i think also if we're comparing mcb dynasty to beverly hills the reason why this show is so bad is because every single person is acting grandma's not i think i think she announces grandma's here every time she enters any room that was authentic yeah that was authentic but everything else is so acting whereas sutton's mom on Beverly Hills.

26:16She did not care. A camera was there. No, that was, that was authentic disappointment and disdain. You could feel it. So Cole announces to everyone, Hey, we're going to go back out. We're going to watch this helicopter fly over. So whatever color comes out, that's the color of the kid. They're like color of the kid. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's the thought of the flyer. Sorry. Sorry. he's the gender okay the gender the color of the gender okay um so uh so they're they're everyone's hoping that um that's that cole winds up with a girl uh because they know that he's like a dick and he hates women so this will be the ultimate trolling as he winds up with a girl i'm like well that's great for that girl love to hear that so uh the helicopter comes flying over and then it hovers and then there's they just like spray out all sorts of pink smoke and uh i was like wow they're having a gay boy congratulations you're having a boy who loves wicked i'm surprised with nbcu i'm surprised it wasn't green and pink coming out and that's like she's like it's me congratulations welcome to the wicked experience brought to you by mcb dynasty listen we can only be so lucky to have a wicked i mean when the wicked when the new wicked movie comes out and that press tour starts up again we will be seeing a mcbee dynasty crossover i'm not sure the press tour has ever ended because they are putting cynthia revo everywhere i mean everything is wicked it's still everything wicked i just heard that there's gonna be a wicked something another at the end of the month she's like she has like all over poker face she's doing jesus christ superstar in a few weeks and i need to see that uh can i tell you that i auditioned for one of the wicked commercials where they're at target is that it was a target commercial and yeah uh-huh and i uh did not book but um they didn't say what it was for except we had to sing like saying different things so yeah maybe for wicked that's okay because you got to be in a different commercial with you were walking in a door right um or well who was it was a celebrity who was in that commercial right he's a ray did she actually film with you guys or was it like was it like composited like digitally so this was yeah so it was a uh turbo tax commercial for the super bowl yeah and i ended up being in about what half of a second of the final cut but she had a body double there for every single um shot except for when we actually rolled she did show up and looked stunning paycheck and collected her paycheck but yeah she had like a two or three day shoot for a TurboTax commercial for the Super Bowl.

28:59But hey, just great. TurboTax. More like slow boat tax. Two to three days. I mean, come on now. I like that. You can use that in your show, by the way. I'm going to get a full segment on my TurboTax. Do a whole bit. I would love to be in it. I would love to have a bit part in a commercial. That would be my dream. I have a SAG card. I've had a SAG card for 20 years because I appeared on something once. I appeared on a panel for the fox for the fox reality the fox used to have a reality tv network and so i appeared on a i used appear on this panel talking about reality tv and i had to get an after they signed me up with after because of it because they were like an after signatory and then after merged with sag and so now i got kind of grandfathered into a sag i've had a sag card for 20 years do you get screeners used it i get screeners because i was told like once you're in one of these guilds you never want you want to stay in.

29:55It's like so hard to get in. You pay your dues every year. I pay my dues. And I basically got backdoored into having a SAG card. And then of course, of course, I'm an obnoxious. This is where the Janet side of me comes in when people talk about like, I'm so close to getting my SAG card. I'm like, got one. You need to work for it. I'm just impressed that you're able to keep up with your dues for all those years. But listen, I think you and I are going to find ourselves in another television program together. And we're going to hold our SAG cards in every shop. I would love to do that. Maybe there should be a commercial for SAG.

30:26I'm an actor. My name is Eric. My name is Ben. And I'm an actor. Please cast us in a commercial. I just want to be in the corner of a commercial somewhere. I don't have to be lead. I can just be one of those people walking in the back of a Claritin commercial. And I'll hold like a pinwheel. And I'll be like... Something tells me you're going to book. I think you're going to book. well one can only dream one can only dream i'm i want to be booked booked and blessed someday i want to be in a clariton commercial i've decided that's my new dream and you know what it should be and you should be in one too and ronnie as well i'd like to add because ronnie is an actual actor as as are you so yeah ronnie ronnie should be the lead of the clariton and then i'll be uh this depressed person in the back and you know what i say bring back joan london joan london to do these great clerics and commercials let's bring back joe london the three of us will be doing a picnic balloon overhead we're breathing right because we can breathe nicely with allergies i love this vision for us i do too yeah uh and one thing we will not be breathing in are uh fumes from a helicopter that's doing a gender reveal over our head that is a fate reserved for these people because that's what they're watching right now um when the smoke actually comes out do we see a quick cut of Cole like looking devastated I saw in a in a teaser but is it in the actual episode don't remember I don't remember but let's just say it was yeah because in a teaser he definitely goes like there's like or like next and they show the pink and then he's like or they show the the preview clip and he's like really pissed that's what really makes me angry when I see gender reveals on TikTok and they find out it's a girl and the dad is angry that makes me so pissed yeah yeah because they know it's harder to be an absentee father to a little girl than to a little exactly god forbid he has to show a single emotion so then uh cole has a totally normal reaction he goes well we gotta paint one of the tractors pink like that makes no sense that's fine i mean maybe again we could tie in it works um and then they say the name of the baby which i thought i don't know if it's like not to keep bringing up my judaism but it's sort of uh there's like a uh what's the word it's um taboo um superstition thank you there's a superstition that you don't say the name of until the baby's born but right away he's like blair and then my favorite thing calico's oh i love that name just blair i mean blair's a great name but just blair we love our blairs we love the blairs in the audience by cala like losing her mind i guess if you're named cala you're really so excited by any name that's that's true you're like oh my god a normal name i love it i love it's a reaction you're supposed to have when anybody tells you the name of their child so you know what i give her yeah i give her that yeah and then christy's like oh you're gonna be an awesome awesome girl dad which by the way if i hear the phrase girl dad one more time i'm literally like like i i don't know if i can deal with it anymore it's like one of my least favorite things that ever happened is i don't rise up i'm a girl dad she's a girl he's a girl dad um but cole's like he's like yeah by the way everyone thanks for coming and if anyone wants anything inside pizza's there i'm like uh don't don't fool those people because we know what kind of pizza it is that's inside fruit pizza what sort of pizza i was like my dumb ass is like were we talking about pizza at any point but that just goes to show how inauthentic fruit pizza is that doesn't even lodge into your brain as a type of pizza.

34:02And it also goes to show that I'm smoking too much weed, but that's not the point. So anyway, I'm going to move this along, okay? Because I can't deal with this gender reveal any longer. So they are, now it's big news that happens. So while they are there celebrating a gender, the gender reveal and the fruit pizzas, a phone call comes through. Someone left the door open at the chicken coop at dad's house. and for some reason all the brothers have to hop in their pickup truck and head over to dad's house to see what's going on with them. So they head on over and it appears as though Galena has unleashed her wrath at the house at the lodge and the women are like are you seriously leaving this party?

34:49You're leaving the party for your daughter to go check in on this and they're like sorry we have to because dad said so which is bullshit just goes to show how these people are shitty and they head on over there and they get there and the chickens are supposed to be 13 chickens not 13 chickens anymore which I was expecting to see tumbleweed and a chicken and a half but they cut to a pretty full roost a pretty thriving coop I would have to say I would say yeah like i've thrown parties here in los angeles that weren't as well attended as that chicken coop yeah like i and actually i went to a pool party where the gays had chickens at the pool party and that coop and this coop looks equally healthily full of chickens this one was not an empty coop so um yeah i was expecting blood i was expecting guts i was expecting like to see some boxes in there who knows what and so then they're counting up the chickens and they're like okay i think we got like nine or ten so they they call up masha and and masha steven's being wacky he's like okay i'm gonna call masha here take the phone hot potato like oh you're a funny man there so this is when masha's on the facetime and she's like so do you see a gray gray chicken that is named pumpkin pumpkin why is she naming the gray chicken pumpkin yeah steven goes she has a name for everyone but listen i think pumpkin is kind of a cute name for a chicken sorry that's my hot take it is a cute name for chicken but like maybe an orange chicken why a gray chicken what sort of pumpkins has masha been growing up with well gray in russian means orange in in russia we're not allowed to have color so the world is black and white and so i i see pumpkin.

36:47These remind me. In Russia, we didn't have pumpkin. We have rock. But I would pretend the rock was my pumpkin. So I call. If I see things that look like a rock, I say pumpkin. So this chicken looked like a rock. Gray rock. And then she goes, what about the babies? How many babies? Well, how many are there supposed to be? Supposed to be 13 little babies. Can you guys help me, please? She's fully reading her notes up on her phone. She doesn't know how many chickens there are in that place she doesn't she just got there she's not attached to any of those chickens yet she is fully lying right now fully lying so they go inside and they go into the kitchen and there is a frying pan that is destroyed i mean it is bent and warped and like it has been used to smash things up and i mean it is really bad and they're like what is this been used on and they're walking around and it turns out that well allegedly galena has been going around smashing steven's cowboy hats in oh is that what it is i think so his hats were all smashed oh see you know a cowboy hat those are expensive right oh i guess see so yeah everyone yeah they i i thought it was so funny that they were like unable to find what was actually smashed but is a cowboy hat strong enough to make that that dent on an actual pan i would say no but uh what i'm going to assume is the cowboy hat was placed on a surface that was strong and so we're hanging down thank you it was the surface that was yeah it was not my best subject it's my favorite thing too is that that we again have no single evidence that galena did any of this no but she's also got a terrible poker face because she keeps on laughing to herself well i don't know what you talking about banging the car yeah she's like she's got like a sucking candy in there so so now yeah they're looking around it's a disaster um and so steven is he calls galena and he's like what the fuck happened in the lodge where's all the mash and stuff she's like uh i don't know where's the makeup i don't know maybe pantry is what i assume i did not touch it well where were were closed um i don't know i assume that they are in trash bag covered in rat blood maybe burned on fire i'm just guessing i would not know because i wasn't there and then she goes i don't even care about her shit but isn't she on vacation right now with your father uh and then and then uh my favorite thing about galena too is that she uh is the The way that she curses.

39:36Could you please give an example of her cursing? I'm going to ruin that fucking horse life. It's just something about the way that she says, whore, bitch, shit. I love hearing it in a run. It kind of gurgles up outside of her. She doesn't just say whore, she's whore. It's like she's building up momentum inside of her throat and then just spits it out onto the... And I do think that she, without cameras, is crazy. I do buy it from her. A hundred percent. Yeah. So then we go over to Jesse and Allie's farmhouse and she forgot her work. She forgot her work computer back at the city house. I mean, what's a city girl to do?

40:15You're at your laptop in the country. I mean, she might have to go all the way back there to the big city life to get that, to get that laptop back. But they basically have a whole conversation where he's like, yeah, I don't think we should keep the city house because I'm not going to live there. I'm a first of all I'm a man I'm gonna call the shots and I need to be I'm needed on the farm so guess what we're closing up the house and you can't stay there otherwise I'm gonna break up with you like the ultimatum I think Ali should leave him but I don't think there's any world that she will she won't you can see she is really upset she's like basically swallowing her rage and her sadness and And yeah, she says, well, I'm going to go do some work, which we know is a lie because she left her work laptop back in the big city.

41:04So, you know, I feel bad for her. She should leave him. This is not the man for you. You want a man who's going to – you don't want a man who's going to build you a house and then take it away from you. Oh, my. And also like a really cute house to give you – basically giving her the life that she always dreamt of in the big city where she gets to get her nails done. and then and then to take it they probably live there for like a year and then he's gonna now say i won't marry you because this that's what's next right is that there's like an ultimatum he won't get married unless she what they sell the house i think yeah until like she like she gives into like the farmer lifestyle that she doesn't want to have anymore which is real shitty real shitty for this hairless man to be asking of his thank you of his betrothed right yeah i agree yeah yeah maybe grow some hair and we can discuss but until you grow some hair and then become a b-e-a-r yeah go from bear to bear you know i'm saying um so then we go to steven and he's driving and this is where he does a lot of his anger a lot of his anger acting is when he's driving and he's calling galena and he's and he's galena's not answering and he's like are you kidding me i mean hey okay kara kara have you heard from galena and kara goes i have not which is like her big that's her big line that she says she's really good at landing that line and she remembered her line she did not have to bang on that piano i know uh i wish i could be like hara if only i had her energy back in sixth grade she only had three words and you had a full monologue really that's true that's true so that he gets the office and uh galena walks in and she starts going like upstairs and stephen's like right there it's like it's not a big office he's and he's like galena galena galena and she just ignores him she has to he has to chase her down and then she's like oh oh i did not see you there are you making some avocado toast where have you been what what do you mean i what do you mean where have i been russia you know what's actually devastating about this is that during this fight where he's like telling her that she has not been anywhere she gives like a very heartfelt plea where she's like i deserve a day off i deserve to grieve this man i mean that that's where it pulls at my my heartstrings more than i thought that it would because i'm like this woman actually put her whole life into the villain of this farm's world she was completely convinced that she would be with him for the rest of her life she thought she would be the last one that he would break up with someone for and um it turns out she was not the last one um but you know how you hey how you get him is how you lose him as they say yeah she goes i'm still a human being and you cannot mess with my head like that you know how it affected me and then on top of everything else he went with my friend that made me lose my trust period like i feel for her she's giving check off she i do feel for her but this also happened a little while ago and so she should have taken her day off then i mean hello ted lasso ted lasso barbecue sauce company needs its meat okay and also you have to like announce your sick days you can't just like go dark even though it gives steven a chance to say she's gone dark a million times so uh but she is she's feeling really sad and she's giving a very gen z response like i just was i couldn't come to work today it was like really emotional um but he is he's like oh i don't care i don't care what's going on between my dad masha and you, okay?

44:39Because now the Arthur Brighton deal, our actual business is going to hell in a hand basket. Oh, you know, hand baskets. I'm glad you mentioned that because I was thinking that we should get involved with the hand basket business. Tessa, now is not the time, okay? What's going on? Are you going to be able to continue? What's going on with you, Galena? And she's basically like, well, maybe you should start questioning your father and what he is doing, you know? Because I'm human. And you know, like when you're spending so much time with the person, they tell you you love you, etc. And so she's going on and on about like all this stuff.

45:10And then because she's crafty, you know, he says, I don't know, maybe we shouldn't. I'm starting to question whether whether keeping you on is the right decision. And she's basically like, oh, you can't fire me because I know where all the bodies are buried. She essentially says, oh, that was low blow because, you know, after everything going on the last couple of years and you brought me to this point. I mean, and don't even start me on FBI investigation, Bravo Television. and he's like he's like god damn it come here come here get in it we're going I'm taking off this microphone right now we're going to have a conversation behind this closed door that the cameras will definitely not be able to pick up and then he spells it out my dad is under FBI investigation and you're the only one in my mom that even know what's going on so that has to stay between us about the investigation going on with the FBI between my dad and the FBI that cannot be told between anyone between us and the FBI I keep cutting to Kara, the receptionist, being like, oh, oh, like pretend.

46:11Mugging. Doing Wordle. Doing Wordle. It's fine. Let me try Adieu. A-D-I-E-U. A lot of vowels. A lot of vowels. Oh, God. I didn't really quite get to that fifth letter, did I? So, Adieu's there. Nailed it. so basically yeah the cliffhanger that comes out is that they're under FBI investigation and who knows what will happen even the brothers don't know about it but now it has to all come out because Galena opened her mouth and it was not expected at all whatsoever so that was the end of McBee Dynasty this episode Eric thank you so much for joining on this very important piece of television listen it's an honor to recap the next big thing on bravo the mcbee dynasty and i just want to say that uh there no one ever ever ever would ever fill in ronnie carham's shoes but it was an honor to be able to talk to you ben on this gorgeous podcast well thank you and it was an honor to uh talk with you because you are a superstar and you are going to be bigger than all of us soon soon soon enough especially once both of us get cast in a Claritin commercial so really looking forward to that everyone please go buy tickets to Eric's show where can they get the tickets by the way is there right on my Instagram bio my Instagram is Eric Wills E-R-I-C-W-I-L-L-Z and you can also listen to my podcast from there that's a gay ass podcast fantastic well we love to see it I hope everyone who's in New York goes and sees it on Thursday.

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