#2965 Below Deck S12E11 Part 2: Getting Off, Scot Free

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1:52Ben Mandelker: Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So Rainbow and Demo are now in the jacuzzi with Fraser. And they're just like talking. And Kyle's like, I'm wet as fuck. I'll tell you that. And Rainbow's like, that's what she said. And Kyle's like, it's actually what Helen. It's actually Helen that I fucked tonight. I fucked Helen in the sea, right? I fucked her in the sea for fuck's sake.

2:29Ben Mandelker: And Fraser's like, what? He's like, I slipped my dick in. And Rainbow's like, dead ass? No, it was a very alive ass.

2:37Ronnie Karam: And Fraser's like, well, wait a second. The husband paid for the tip. So that explains it. So Fraser's going to make it now they got a shitty tip because he fucked this guy's wife. No. If Frank was mad that he fucked the wife, he would have gotten him fired and not given you any tip. They're just cheap. like I know Fraser's gonna make this whole thing like he fucked us all over no what he did was not good but that guy totally would have completely not tipped you they're just cheap fuckers don't let them off the hook for being cheap yeah but also can I just say Kyle's really gross and it's not only the fucking part you know I mean who cares like I've had plenty of whatever I've had my own sexcapades that I'm not gonna apologize for so I wouldn't need him to do that either but dude like at least have some secrecy about it.

3:27Ronnie Karam: You fuck a married woman and you get away with it on a charter. That should be exciting enough for you, but then throwing her under the bus is not cool. I agree. I thought that was completely shitty. I mean, I think she's gross and everything, but even gross people deserve some respect.

3:42Ben Mandelker: I think, yeah, it has nothing to do with her being gross. It just is also just unprofessional. Well, he shouldn't have done it in the first place, but if you're going to do it, don't announce it on TV. Do you want to have employment opportunities And really what it does is he's in a position now where either he was completely unprofessional and irresponsible or he's a liar and he's making up really bad lies about someone that could really imperil someone's marriage just to like have a joke. So both I think are terrible and I would fire him for both situations.

4:16Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I think that alone is a fireable offense. Like walking around. I actually really do. Like dissing a guest and all that is not that they don't ever diss a guest, but you know what I mean? Like trying to ruin a guest's life is not cool either. He could get fired.

4:28Ben Mandelker: That could really mess things up. I think like if he if he was just doing it to be funny, then yeah, that's really shitty. And I think honestly, the way he talked about it in the band, the way he's talking about it here, I don't see any sense that he's trying to take the piss out of anyone. He is full on bragging. There's no just kidding. There's no laughter. There's no there's no nothing. he's like literally saying he's like saying yeah he's giving he's actually elaborating in a way that's not like this is funnier and funnier he's just saying it so if he if it is a fabrication he's also showing his ease with just lying so yeah i think he's shitty yeah he's gross and he's like well in all fairness she slipped my dick inside of her so gross so then uh 24 hours until charter

5:16Ronnie Karam: it's the next morning and they're like happy birthday oh my god happy birthday kyle and kyle's like thank you brother i'm about to shit my pants though because they showed him before he went to bed just downing large glasses of wine to chugging before he went to bed yeah and he wakes up all like a meth-y like like all shaky and gross he's just gross he's sketch and he needs to go yeah so then jess is just like to think of barbie's dad sitting at home like taking off another $100 ,000 off of Barbie's inheritance every time there's a Kyle scene.

5:49Ben Mandelker: Yep, seriously. So Jess goes up to Selene the next day and she goes, you sleep? She goes, good, thank you. She's like, okay, I asked Barbara on a date today. Today? Yes, yes I did. She said yes, surprisingly. Well, I mean, is she saying this to Selene to make Selene jealous? Or is she saying it to Selene to make sure it's not awkward?

6:16Ronnie Karam: I think to make sure it's not awkward. I mean, you should tell somebody, right? That seems like they all do that. They're like, well, I'm doing this with that person. I'm doing this with that person. Hope you're not mad. Seems to be kind of the theme of the season. So now Kyle and Damo are watching the deck, and Kyle's saying he was rude to Selene, and he felt like he was right in what he said, but it was probably too rude. And Damo's like, well, you can be right and still be a prick. so he's like well i also fucking smashed a girl on the beach and and didn't wrap it so i'm really worried worried very very worried and he's like yeah and you also told a lot of people about your uh you know oh that helen slipped it in oh yeah she slipped it in yeah it was good so now he's

6:58Ben Mandelker: soberish and still saying this shit the next day yeah still saying it like like maintain like at this point you're why are you still like taking out the piss right so demos here comes demos instagram wall because now it's his tortured past he's like before i joined yachting one of my friends he was just manic like living in a squall like he couldn't keep a train of thought still he's reminding me of my old friend he's still hurting on the inside he's root he's he's having sex with strangers on the beach and in the toilet and i believe him he's sleeping with the charter a guest. I'm seeing somebody that's crying out for help.

7:36Ben Mandelker: So yeah, I'm concerned. Not concerned enough to answer that cry for help, but just concerned enough to sort of stay on the side and maybe undermine him a little bit.

7:44Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I'm concerned enough to try and get him fired. So Fraser goes to talk to Solaine the bar and she talks about the date and he's like, well, I'm here for you. Don't be upset, gorgeous. If you ever need a hug, just come to me, old scarecrow Fraser.

8:05Ronnie Karam: I'll make sure no bird approaches you while you cry on my straw

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8:13Ben Mandelker: I think now Solane gets one I mean it's like rapid succession of like Instagram walls Solane's like I'm hurt it's like a truck on my body and like the road and again and again and again and like I push away and then I push away Jess and I think if I take other decisions and to stop kissing Scotty to stop kissing Demo maybe me and Jess will be together. But I push her. And I think I really like her because it is painful truck. Me on road with truck running over. It is hard.

8:43Ronnie Karam: I was run by truck. So you're not upset because you like Jess. You're upset because Jess doesn't like you as much as she should. Just like you're upset that Kyle doesn't like you as much as he should. Just like you're upset that Damo doesn't like you as much as he should. Just like you're upset that everybody doesn't fucking fall in love with you because you treat everybody like crap and you seem like a nice girl. I mean, you can't just go around treating people like shit and then crying about it and wondering why they don't like you anymore. Because you hurt all their feelings, Elaine. Okay? You dummy.

9:15Ben Mandelker: She must have been a disaster on Love Island. It makes me almost want to watch French Love Island. Almost. So, Fraser, by the way, when is that reunion? Is it, what, in a week or so? When is the Love Island reunion? Do you know? No, I don't know.

9:29Ronnie Karam: no okay so i've forgotten about it like is that gonna happen still i think it's too late

9:36Ben Mandelker: i think they would need they need them to like spend like a month outside the villa to like watch all the episodes and get mad at each other so they come into the reunion all like i'm stinking

9:46Ronnie Karam: hot mad so yeah i had to delete all my like reddit things that i was following for love island because it's just too much and i was just clogging my feet and every day it was like oh my god you guys Huda is so offended at how someone took her reaction in episode two. I'm like, the show's over. I can't follow along as Huda gets caught up with 18 hours or 36 hours of TV. Like, I can't.

10:11Ben Mandelker: I really, like, it's been such a dream having this post-Huda life where I don't have to think about her anymore. So it's going to be rough having to dive back into the reunion. I mean, love the season. Just Huda. Too much.

10:26Ronnie Karam: Yeah, yeah, it was a fun show. But you know, it's one of those things that just needs to end.

10:31Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I agree. Like, the reunion should have been pretty soon. But anyway, Fraser is, so now Fraser's still talking to Selene, and he's like, do you think you really like chess? She's like, normally, I like a big, tall man, and he's a baby woman. She's a baby woman. Like, who could you drive, baby woman drive truck, and he's the opposite? He's like, so what are you doing? why haven't you been honest with yourself and with her well because she was scared to like me and now she's okay so I don't know

11:03Ronnie Karam: darling the minute you have someone wrapped around your finger you want attention from other people she's like oh but I'm so disappointed because it's so late it's so late she doesn't listen to a thing he said because he calls it you know that's pretty obvious she doesn't listen so then Damo comes to talk to Fraser and he's like, I don't know where to start. Still, he's still, he's fucking hammered. And like all the shit he was saying last night, I'm not seeing this fun potty boy. I see like someone in pain. Let's get him fired. I know.

11:36Ben Mandelker: All right, we'll deal with this together. Shall we exchange blowjobs? And then Fraser's like, do I think it happened? Let me turn three quarters of the camera and lean in. Do I think it happened? I don't know. plausible deniability. You're surrounded by every single other guest and crew member on a public beach. It might just have been a slip-in, slip-out situation. Regardless, that's inappropriate. It's unacceptable. It's horrifying. So, now it's time for a preference sheet meeting. Alright, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo, preference sheet meeting in the main salon. I'll see you there in five.

12:16Ronnie Karam: Okay, dun-dun-dun. So, alright, Rob and Denise in the They all own restaurants throughout the United States. Baby back, baby back, baby back. I want mine.

12:31Ben Mandelker: I want mine. All right. All right. They own a three-star Michelin restaurant called Jamba Juice. I don't know if I'm familiar with this.

12:42Ronnie Karam: All right. Well, I'm thinking first off the bat, what do we smell? Pizza. Money. No, what do we smell? Money. Pizza.

12:52Ben Mandelker: I love Solane going, pizza! No, it's money. Money, Solane.

13:01Ronnie Karam: Alright, they want to do some snorkeling. Let's see what's around that area. The only thing showing up on my radar is Carl's penis for some reason.

13:12Ben Mandelker: So, the primary has requested all black and white, formal three-course dinner, where his wife will be wearing her original wedding dress. And Rimbaud goes, aww. And it's, the meal can be up to chef. And in honor of the primary 10-year anniversary, she would like to jump off the vessel in her wedding dress in hopes that she drowns and dies because she hates her husband that much.

13:37Ronnie Karam: She hopes to recreate the emotions she felt on her wedding day. Jumping off the boat? I mean, do you know, is that how you felt on your wedding day? Divorce the man. if that's how you feel on your wedding day, don't marry him. That's a sign. Your body is trying to tell you something. And do you know how many people go on cruises and the man throws the wife overboard? This does not bode well for you two.

13:59Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I don't feel like... This is not someone who's happy in her marriage because she's jumping into the salt water with her wedding dress. She's basically saying, okay, I would like to ruin this wedding dress. This is step one in expunging my memories of that dreaded day when I ruined my life. First, I will destroy the wedding dress in this fashion. Yeah.

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16:48Ronnie Karam: FX's The Shards, now streaming on Hulu. So then Kyle comes for a surprise and everybody's celebrating. What's he going to do for his 28th year? And he's like, nothing. So now Damo needs a meeting with Fraser as well. Dun, dun, dun. So Fraser is saying, listen, the captain's going to find out what happened with Kyle. and if he finds out that I knew and didn't say anything, that could put my job on the line. So I don't know what to do. You should go tattle on him. And he's like, I'll do it. I'll tattle on him.

17:24Ben Mandelker: Yeah. And Frasier, I mean, Frasier's basically like, either you do it or I do it. He's basically pulling the Gina, the Gina card from last year on Orange County when Gina's like, hey, Katie, remember when I told you to say this thing on camera? Well, Heather's going to find out about it, so you better tell Heather, otherwise I'm going to have to tell Heather. So that's what, so Damo's like, fine, whatever, fuck. Okay, I will do this. So Damo goes up to Kyle and he's like, look, there's no other way to say this. The Helen thing, the primary, you spoke about it with too many people around. You got to go tell the captain, basically.

18:00Ben Mandelker: So Kyle's like, all right, I was just taking the piss out. I mean, I think it's evident. Couldn't you tell from all my joking, from all the times I silently said, just kidding to no one but myself on the inside.

18:16Ronnie Karam: Oh, all that time you were just lying and ruining somebody's reputation for fun on camera? Oh, that's much better, Kyle. So he's like, well, it's going back to the cap, so the writing's on the wall, mate. He needs to know. And he's like, alright, alright, I'll go. Why did you have to do this on my fucking birthday? So, um, he goes, dun-dun-dun. Now, Kyle is like, so Oh, Captain. See, now you know me. I'm a bit of a loud mouther. I kind of say things without thinking sometimes. And on the beach yesterday with the primary, we were rather close. You know, nothing did happen, but I've maybe said things that would suggest that something did happen.

18:54Ronnie Karam: He's looking all shifty and still drunk. And he's like, well, what did you say happened? Well, I may have said I slipped it in. And just the look on Carrie's face was so good. It just cuts to Carrie. He's like, really?

19:10Ben Mandelker: You know, I genuinely didn't, but yeah, I definitely said that. And, you know, but nothing genuinely happened. Genuinely nothing happened. I can look you in the eye and say nothing happened. He's like, so the crew now think you banged the tartar guest. Well, that's what Demo just came and approached me and said. Somehow, all these people who I said I slipped it in and Helen took her out my wiener and put it in her vagina. Somehow, all these people think that I actually had sex with her. I don't know what happened. I was taking the piss out. And it definitely didn't happen. well dead set i'm looking here in the eyes nothing happened at all by the way he's not

19:44Ronnie Karam: really able to maintain eye contact he's like look at me in the eye while i tell you this okay can you see like why are your eyes going back and forth bro you're not taking an eye test follow the light follow the light but there's no light kyle all right

20:00Ben Mandelker: well you know this boat has a reputation a reputation where people with who work in insurance and have small restaurants in the United States come on here and get shit-faced and kicked off and sent to the authorities. And we have to maintain that reputation.

20:14Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So, look me in the eye. Did you do it? And he's like, well, I hope you believe me because genuinely nothing did happen, so I understand your position. He's like, alright, I'm going to have a chat with the crew now. So he's like, are you fucking kidding me? Why would you make up a story like that? My immediate reaction is you're full of shit and you're lying, and that's unacceptable. I need to investigate this further. Get out my one-eyed magnifying glass. I'm going to 10.

20:43Ben Mandelker: Now, listen, I need to make sure that you're not lying, because if this imperils our ability to bring on porn stars onto this vessel, we're going to have another thing coming.

20:57Ronnie Karam: So now cabins are being divvied up. Work goes ahead. but now Hugo, Damo, Fraser, and Rainbow are all brought to speak about Kyle separately. And it's like an interview process on a law and order, you know? So how's it been the last few days? Damo's like, well, still, he's been great. He's really good. My highlights have been doing well. My curls feel actually... Let's stick to Kyle. Apparently, he's been saying he banged the primary.

21:26Ben Mandelker: And they all kind of cover for him, honestly. Fraser's like, you know, I heard about it last night and I don't particularly believe it, which is a lie because you 100 % last night were saying, here's the reason why we have a low tip. And then Rainbow's like, I kind of fresh off as him being drunk and just like talking guck. And then Demo's like, well, you know, at the beach, Helen was requesting him to go underwater with her and hold her up and he was doing that and she was just hopeless. But there was always like two or three other guests around him, so I don't think it really happened. like you guys all know what happened stop saying this you were sure to get

22:02Ronnie Karam: the he was holding her topless in there fucking Damo little under my and Rainbow not that Kyle really deserves much more but still like if that's supposed to be your bro and then Rainbow's like but they were very close so I will add that and he goes like I mean I didn't even give it the time of day I thought it was a drunken chat but I'll keep my eye on him and probably get hard because it's very sexual So then Solane and Barbara are working on cabins and Solane's like what happened with Scottish and she's like, I don't know if I believe it, but you know, he's not stupid. So maybe he didn't do.

22:39Ronnie Karam: It's pretty stupid. I think he's pretty stupid. Yeah, he's pretty stupid. You're judging by Love Island standards.

22:45Ben Mandelker: Yeah. And so now Kyle is sulking in his cabin and Demo's like, it's my fault. I was talking to Fraser about it earlier. It's my fault. And Kyle's like, no, I mean, I shouldn't say shit like that. I was just taking the piss. I was taking the piss as was evident by the fact that I kept saying it over and over again until I got caught. So then Hugo's checking in on Jess about this whole thing and Jess is like, some people do not have that common sense. People who get away with shit, they love that feeling. Anyway, I'm gonna go make out with Barbara to get Solene jealous of you.

23:19Ronnie Karam: I was gonna say, you would know. So, um, Hugo hopes that he's professional enough not to do it, but But I hope he didn't. And that's not the kind of professional environment I would like to be in either. Okay, Hugo. I love Hugo. He's like, I'm quitting. I'm quitting if he got it in. So then we go to Justin.

23:40Ben Mandelker: Hugo doesn't want to have that sort of professional environment and yet did nothing to step in once he heard any of this happening until he was summoned by the captain.

23:48Ronnie Karam: Yeah. I mean, at the very least, say, bro, even if that's true, you need to shut up or you're going to get fired. You know? Yeah. Something. So Jess and Barbara are talking about it. And now they are heading out for their date. So now they're talking about Jess. It's like, did you speak with so-so? That's not, why are we starting out the date talking about fucking Solane? Come on.

24:12Ben Mandelker: Barbara's like, well, I know she wasn't okay. Cause you know, it wasn't very nice. And like, you cannot go around and say to everyone that you don't care. You don't feel it as you don't like, you don't do anything. If you don't feel it now, like, and then you do, and then you cannot go in people's lives and fuck up with everything. How could I believe if you, if you just say those things, It's not nice. It's not nice.

24:28Ronnie Karam: Oh, I understand because Fraser explained to me that my actions were not following what my words were saying. So I understand now that if I say something, I have to do that thing. Crazy. Crazy.

24:44Ben Mandelker: I didn't want it to be a thing. I just wanted it to be casual because I was, you know, she'd never spoken to me about her feelings. And the only time she was ever interested in me was when I was going for you, which was what I was doing. So that way she'd be interested in me. And that's what pissed me off. And then I got cut off and we laugh and we have fun and whatever. But like something wasn't like that with her, you know, and that something is curly bangs. I love those.

25:11Ronnie Karam: I don't know. From what we saw, Jess, you finally got sex with Solane and then immediately dumped her, even though Solane was like kind of in with you at that point. So, yeah. Yeah. Wow. you're how assholing Celine that's actually impressive it's impressive to see I've got to give her I've got to give her credit so then she's like you know and then I spoke with Fraser and he explained what I did and so Barbara says okay um I have to ask you something why do you think you're like why do you think you like me what did she say like why do you

25:48Ben Mandelker: think you like me why do you think you're not like me but like it's just like to say why like why do you I think she's saying why do you like me but she's saying why do you why do you like me now I think she's saying not like me but like why now are you like is this happening and Jess is like when the pressure came off of me and you I was like ah and then Fraser said you should like Barbara and I said I should and I saw you and I was like okay should I like you and then Fraser was like yes keep going you're almost there and I think I got there I think I like you

26:23Ronnie Karam: I saw you fixing a bicycle wheel on your Instagram wall that's a shit answer okay well let's just drink instead so they do

26:33Ben Mandelker: it's like a chemistry free date it's so bad I think Jess looks like a loser I'm like ugh I'm so glad that Barbara's above this but then they go back in bed they go back and Barbara's in her bed and Jess is like can I cuddle with you and Barbara's like well if you want to get in you can get in like first rule of lesbian go on one date cuddle forever so sure

26:53Ronnie Karam: she's like can our cat come in too yes we did adopt a cat on the way home so yes bring her into the bed meanwhile Selene is sleeping in the bunk above them like hello jeez why are you not cuddling

27:06Ben Mandelker: in Jess's bed in a different like this is so obnoxious yeah

27:09Ronnie Karam: so then um she goes back to her room in the next morning and Rainbow's like where do you sleep and she goes you slept in Barbara's bed she goes well she's a good cuddler though so I'm not gonna lie about it

27:22Ben Mandelker: i just like rainbow's slow realization that she was trying to gain acceptance from a bunch of really obnoxious people she's like you know what never mind yeah so the razor finds out what's

27:33Ronnie Karam: going on and he's like oh god you guys slept together in the cabin oh geez so then kyle and carrie dun dun dun kyle's like vaping in the bathroom he's like oh my god how this works out It's like, you're lucky Captain Sandy's not here.

27:48Ben Mandelker: Oh, yeah, seriously.

27:50Ronnie Karam: He's like, so how's it going? I mean, it's nicotine, not weed. But still, she'd be like, how dare you? Mary time is on her way. Mary time law.

28:00Ben Mandelker: You violated Mary time's law. Well, I could be better. Everyone I've spoken to seems to think you're full of shit. That you were just talking shit. It's like, yeah, of course I am. I'm very full of shit, yeah. Well, did you do it? I definitely didn't do it, 100 % dead to late, no, I did not do it, Cap I was just taking out the piss, taking out the piss by sticking my dick in hell and taking out the piss again, that was taking out the piss right away

28:27Ronnie Karam: Alright, well with the evidence I have, I can't do anything except let you stay, because boats are run on hard evidence and lawyers, alright you had Mariska Hogitay in here she cleared you, so you gotta go donk donk I mean you can stay donk donk I changed my mind there

28:48Ben Mandelker: alright now listen I want you to stay but put your head in put your head in it's like actually you know what I'm going to actually rephrase that because I'm pretty sure that's what goes into this mess

29:02Ben Mandelker: alright now

29:02Ronnie Karam: I just want you to promise that from now on you're going to come clean alright god damn that was another bad way to put it

29:13Ben Mandelker: So I don't want you to close. I don't want you that close to guess anymore. It's like, fair enough. You got to draw a line. That's good. I love to draw. I've got a pad right here. It's a metaphor. All right. It's a metaphor.

29:24Ronnie Karam: All right. As we've learned on this here channel, from now on, close your legs to married men. Do you understand? All right, Captain. So he's all excited. He's like, oh, God, I did it. I did it. I'm free. I'm free like a bird. He's like skipping out of there like, yes. And he's, you know, basically psyched that he gets to stay. I can't believe he got to stay. I think he should have been fired. I was fucking crazy.

29:51Ben Mandelker: I was shocked. So basically at the end of the episode, we see Kyle sitting in the interview and the producer says, so can you tell the truth? Did it happen? And Kyle's like, was it a joke or not? well give Helen a call I was like see you being coy about it makes me mad because if you were taking the piss out you should really be like it was a joke it was all a joke but him being coy is like either they didn't have sex but he's still going to like relish like revel in this moment where he gets this attention at the cost of Helen's potential marriage or he did do it and then he lied and got away with it which is also uncool like he's garbage don't like him anymore and he's

30:40Ronnie Karam: a tattletale with helen so he's kind of a piece of shit either way here i just looked up to see if helen has responded i haven't seen anything yet but i hope she does because this is bullshit too um he went on watch what happens last night and of course andy loves this shit you know so he's like oh my god you stuck it in he's like i'm not gonna answer that but he was talking about how he wants to be in porn and fraser was like oh yes i told him he should have an only fans and he's like no you know if i'm gonna do an only fans i don't want to do it just right on the back of all of this fame and you know oh i was just doing it because it was on tv no i want to have an actual porn career you know really get in the industry and someone in the audience couldn't stop giggling they're you but i guess he's like into you know he wants to be like an actual porn star now and And he's like, you should talk to Bruno.

31:28Ronnie Karam: Talk to Bruno, you know.

31:30Ben Mandelker: Bruno did it. And actually, in season one, there was a guy who was a porn star who came on to Below Deck. But Bruno went from Below Deck to porn. So, you know, Kyle, there is a path for you.

31:41Ronnie Karam: Yeah, it's a road that's been hoed. So feel free to ride down it, you know.

31:48Ben Mandelker: Well, fun times, fun episode. And thanks, everyone, for being here. and let us know if you think they did it or they didn't do it. Leave a comment on our Instagram at Watch What Crappens and we will talk to you on the next episode. Bye, everyone. Watch What Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. It's always a party on Alison Block. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's Always Automatic with Ashley Otto. Put your hands together for Carly Clap.

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