#2989 McBee Dynasty S02E10: Wedding Crasher

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2:37Ronnie Karam: Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

3:07Ronnie Karam: really really rough monday night for me watching the man of my life jesse mcbee getting married to that hooker alley who doesn't deserve him just kidding it was a rough it was a rough monday for me too because i also had to watch him getting married to alley so that was rough it was a good day for you because the mcbee's ending but i'm gonna miss those what i love this show i'm so sad

3:33Ben Mandelker: that it's that it's ending and like and if bravo decided that this should be the series finale not just the season finale that would just break my heart just break my heart no this show will go on

3:45Ronnie Karam: sir this this has got 10 years and then i guarantee you everybody welcome to that's how long this

3:51Ben Mandelker: episode felt by the way watching that the season finale somehow i don't i've never seen a season finale for a show i've never seen a crazy russian crash a g-wagon and i still come away from an hour saying nothing happened. Like, that's crazy.

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4:32Ben Mandelker: And by the way, I have to say congratulations to Karen Huger, who is reaching or has reached the end of her prison term. Is she released today or next tomorrow? Yeah, she got out.

4:44Ronnie Karam: I was just looking at a picture of her driving by in her car, waving at people on her way to the beauty salon.

4:50Ben Mandelker: Oh, God. Welcome back, Karen. I'm sure she's not very thrilled that they filmed an entire season without her. She's like, why didn't you eat? But you know what? But it might just be worth it because that trailer, I have seen it and it is a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It looks like Patelmik is back.

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5:48Ronnie Karam: Just go find links in the link and bio over at our Instagram, okay? That's where you find it. Today is the McBeat Dynasty Season 2 Finale Wedding Bells and Jail Cells It's been one hell of a ride this year I always thought of those McBeat boys as my adopted babies And now, one of them is having a baby

6:13Ben Mandelker: Yeah, the big stupid one who looks like a baby is actually having a baby It's the craziest thing that ever happened ever since they invented the dribble door It looks like someone had a dribble door on their condom So anyway, and the other one, well, he got stuck in the mud. And then we see scenes of Steven Jr. and Kala fighting and fighting in the Ozarks. And she's like, yeah, that's what. No one likes her coming around. Hopefully she won't come around no more, Dribbledore face.

6:43Ronnie Karam: And with Jesse and Ali's wedding finally here, who knows what'll happen. The last few years have been drama beyond belief. I can't even tell you. You remember that time I brought root beer to somebody who asked for beer? It ain't all bad. It ain't all bad. Near, far, wherever you are.

7:06Ben Mandelker: Yeah, so if we're on a show with that's known for its manufactured drammer, get used to all sorts of drammer happening on tonight's wedding. Buckle up, everyone. It's going to be an exciting ceremony.

7:21Ronnie Karam: So inside the wedding venue, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, 12 hours earlier, something bad has happened. We know something bad has happened, but we don't know what it is. Yeah. So the brides are popping champagne and doing that kind of stuff. And Christy and Michelle, who is Allie's mom, go up and look at Allie in her dress. and going, oh my God, you're in your dress. It's so beautiful. I just love standing up here and just looking at everything. I mean, it's just so beautiful. It's just so beautiful up here.

7:55Ben Mandelker: It is great. I love it up here. By the way, for those who were concerned, were wondering where I was for the past six hours, I was in a tanning bed, which is why I am now the color.

8:05Ronnie Karam: Good Lord, woman. Did you ask for the Trump special? You are traffic cone orange. okay has wow has the tanning um uh community not caught up like has the tanning news not caught up over there in gallatin because it has progressed you look like a caution sign what is wrong with

8:26Ben Mandelker: who did that to you i like my tanning the way i like my coffee big and crazy and will shock america

8:33Ronnie Karam: good lord i was expecting her to make a presidential order or something that was a lot

8:40Ben Mandelker: I know. Oh my God. She really came in hot with that tan. Mother of the broad theme of the wedding, tang. We make bees do things a little bit differently. We do something old, something new, something borrowed, something orange. Then outside, Jesse and the groomsmen approach the venue and they're walking in slow-mo. What makes you more excited than watching Cole walking in slow-mo towards a venue?

9:09Ronnie Karam: Cole is already walking in slow-mo that's how Cole walks I mean when you put Cole in slow-mo it's like we don't have five hours okay

9:21Ben Mandelker: listen I've seen Cole walking in slow-mo before it's called the climax of Ghostbusters okay we've seen it

9:28Ronnie Karam: I've seen Cole walking in slow-mo before it's called Cole walking

9:34Ben Mandelker: Cole man walking oh goodness So what time we got to be ready?

9:41Ronnie Karam: One thirty. What time is it now? Twelve thirty eight. What would you till then? Drink beers. The existential question of our time. I'm cold. What do we do? That's fifty two.

9:56Ben Mandelker: Cole, this guy was a quarterback and he's like, what do we do with fifty two minutes? I'm like, Jesus. So then they start shotgunning beers and then Jesse's like all nervous there. they can't so they're like what does shotgunning a beer do i should know this being a texan but i

10:13Ronnie Karam: just have never understood it it just looks like people ruining perfectly good can technology to get shit all over themselves and smell like bar rot the rest of the day i mean does it get you

10:23Ben Mandelker: drunker faster or something no i don't think it's that i think it's sort of like a gamification i haven't chalked on too many beers because i think it's actually pretty stupid like why not just chug it like a real man but um i think the idea is that like because since you shake it up and you put the hole into the thing i think the thing is like it comes out so fast it's like it's like you have to drink this because if you don't you're gonna make a mess it's like a challenge like you better drink this all because if you don't you're gonna be the dribble door with all that beer on your chest you know because you're stupid because you didn't drink it really fast but i'm like just put it all in the glass and just chug it you know yeah don't be stupid so steven's like

10:58Ronnie Karam: hey jesse why are you popping another beer already he's like because i'm getting fucking married that's why and it's not to ronnie so so he goes to another room and he's just like gotta write

11:12Ben Mandelker: my vows now dear ally when you first told me to build an octagon i thought wow we're gonna finally do it we're gonna join the ufc and then he said no it's gonna go up vertically and it's gonna be behind us when we got married. I thought, that's what I love about you. You always think outside the box. And then you said, I'm seeing what you're writing and I'd like it to be a hexagon, not a box. Anyway, I love you so much. Hey, be quiet over there. You're about stupid. Okay. We're shot cutting beers.

11:40Ronnie Karam: Here's Jesse's vows. Did not make pre-nut. You're welcome. Here's Jesse's vows. What more do you want from me?

11:53Ben Mandelker: What do you think about the fact that I had an anxiety attack in a combine? And then I jerked off afterwards.

11:59Ronnie Karam: Nothing. Okay. Well, I do. I do too.

12:06Ronnie Karam: So Jesse is in his writing room, which is hilarious. Why don't we get to hear the vows? Did we? And I just forgot. I want to hear them. I vowed not to listen. That was my vow. My vow was block this out as quickly as possible. To hear what those vows are because we don't hear much out of Jesse. so um uh the groomsmen are groomsmen the groomsmen are fucking around drinking and stuff and cole's like i think it's funny that the shots guy here has to stand up and dance in front of 250 people i think that is jesse's worst nightmare it's his version of having a female in this family

12:43Ben Mandelker: without a prenup i think it's funny that 250 people have to watch the only guy in this cast it looks like a grown booger dance on the dance floor and that'd be you cole so jesse's like jesse's like he's like i can hear you guys talking ha ha ha so then um now we see casey and she's getting her she's getting her glam done and then she's like oh why am i

13:10Ronnie Karam: seated next to your dad to make sure you don't say stupid stuff all right and then the men are getting dressed so they get into the the groomsmen at first i thought like uh like oh uh i guess i

13:27Ben Mandelker: guess it's hot so they're gonna wait to put on their blazers there were all they're wearing like all white and like suspenders and then cowboy hats but no blazers which is really not a good look first of all it's like very clockwork orange it's like dumb work orange for them and then on top of that like the blazers are flattering blazers would actually like this is not a good look for for people you know like you want to actually have the blazer to help help out the you know like it's it's it makes you look handsome i think and they're all just it just they're all just standing there with their suspenders on and i was like who designed who made this look who said this

14:04Ronnie Karam: should be the look for the groomsmen they don't have to look handsome because look there's only a limited population in gallatin we found that out when stephen was like i can't date there's only one woman in Gallatin. Who am I going to take? I have to travel at least 700 miles to find a date. So, yeah, they're not, they don't care. They don't have to make no effort. They just needed some canes, and they would

14:27Ben Mandelker: definitely be, like, some, like, 1968 Stanley Kubrick vision, that's for sure.

14:31Ronnie Karam: Yeah, and Cole's like, well, this is my time to talk because Jesse and Allie won't let me get up and talk during the wedding. They told Jake and I, they said we can't have the mic during the wedding. You know why? Because we had a thing worked out. I was going to say, Jake, what time's the wedding? And then he was going to say, 1.30. And I was going to say, what time is it now? And then he was going to say, 12.38. Then I was going to kick the shit out of a hill. I was going to kick the shit out of a hill.

14:59Ben Mandelker: There's a hill that's 15 minutes yonder, and I thought, well, I have just enough time to drive over to it, punch it, then drive back. And then I can cry and say, I'm really tough.

15:09Ronnie Karam: So they all do a toast to Jesse, and they're asking Stephen if he has a date. And he's like, oh yeah, Cal is coming. She's coming. I'm sure of it. Cal will be here any minute, any second. Cal is going to walk through those doors.

15:24Ben Mandelker: Yeah, Cal is definitely going to come, you know, because like Cal and I had a really good week. I love that they're like, it's like, okay, we had like five or six days that were good. So I think it's going to work out now. She didn't come to the wedding. He's like, and I honestly miss her, you know, Because with wedding, love is in the air. And maybe this will be a last-ditch effort for us getting back together. Okay? Well, unfortunately, our last date was actually in a ditch. So this would actually be truly the second-to-last-ditch effort.

15:53Ronnie Karam: That was a ditch effort. We agreed. It'll be no drama. She has a relationship with Casey and Allie, and that'll be different. She wants to support the people that didn't call her when her sister died. And Casey's like, what? Cal is coming? Why? I'm like, oh gosh. Does mom know she's coming? She's like, no, mama doesn't know. So then Casey comes in. She's like, I don't know about this.

16:24Ronnie Karam: That's what she says about a lot of things. Slowly falls over, just like a tree being chopped down very slow. She's like, I don't know about it.

16:33Ben Mandelker: This is also what she said last week when they tried to change the logo for Cracker Barrel. so then um i don't know about this i'm taking this to social cancel culture stupid unless it applies to cracker barrel change the logo back what was

16:55Ronnie Karam: offensive about the crack i mean i saw headlines but i didn't read them because i mean it's the cracker barrel you know i mean isn't the name offensive enough what what was in the logo that was so offensive or that people wanted to keep?

17:09Ben Mandelker: Well, I guess people really liked the old man in the barrel, which I get, you know, but like, if you really look at the cracker barrel logo, it's a messy ass logo. It's like not a very good logo. Let's be honest. Let's be 100%. It's not a good logo, but people like the guy sitting there and I kind of get that. He's like a mascot. And then the new one is just sort of like very corporate, but it's much cleaner. No one can argue with that.

17:34Ronnie Karam: I don't. Oh, so it's like literally a cracker next to a barrel. And that's what they wanted to keep. This store is about celebrating crackers. We will keep the cracker next to the barrel. That's interesting. You know, I've been to Cracker Barrel many, many times, as you can imagine. I love the Cracker Barrel. And I never noticed that it was an old man sitting next to a barrel. It's just always so blurry. I can never tell what the fuck it is up there.

18:02Ben Mandelker: you know sometimes when i go by the cracker barrel um and i look at their logo i was like wait a second was that christy was that was that christy mcb now i got a barrel full of crackers but otherwise no that ain't me so now bridal suite she has literally she's like give me cracker barrel orange please

18:24Ronnie Karam: candy corn barrel okay if that was my restaurant would be called candy corn candy corn barrel so They're in the bridal suite. Allie is in her dress getting her glam, which in gallatin just means someone putting a comb through her hair. And she stands in. Putting a ribbon.

18:40Ben Mandelker: She's like, I'm ready for my glam. Okay, we put the ribbon in your hair, and you're all set. Combing her horse's tail or whatever. Her glam squad is literally like the police department. It's literally a squad car that shows up and puts a ribbon in her hair. Like, well, little lady, you're all set. You're ready to go.

19:02Ronnie Karam: Sending you out into the world, little lady. God, this town hates us. So the moms come in and they start crying and stuff. And Michelle, her mom, is like, oh, my God, you're so beautiful, honey. Christy, what about you? And she's like, whoa, Christy, Jesus Christ. Get your tone down the orange, Christy.

19:23Ben Mandelker: Like, wow, wow. Who got me this nice citrus delivery? Oh, it's Christy. Sorry.

19:33Ronnie Karam: I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. You look just perfect. Is that a ribbon in your hair?

19:38Ben Mandelker: God, that's good.

19:40Ronnie Karam: What'd you get for your glam?

19:42Ben Mandelker: That's good. Wow. You really went all out with your glam. I see that ribbon you got there. It's real nice.

19:48Ronnie Karam: She does look really pretty, though. We're just being bitches. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and a...

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21:40Ronnie Karam: We go to the entrance and there's a security guy there named Mackie. And so Stephen, which I, yeah, so Stephen goes up and he's like, hey, Mackey, I want to show you some photos, okay? Because I know that you're really big into ball gowns. I Googled you. He's like, what? Yeah, you know, you make ball gowns for celebrities. That's Bob Mackey, sir. Right, right, right. I thought you might be a little light in loafers to run this whole thing, but glad to hear it. Glad to hear it. Okay, so I want to show you some photos. We've got two people on our no-fly list, but one of them is loud. She wasn't loud, but now she is loud, okay?

22:19Ronnie Karam: Now, the problem is they're both Russian, okay, and they're both blonde, okay? So they both have blue eyes. It's going to be very, very confusing, okay? White Russians all look the same, as we all know.

22:32Ben Mandelker: Mackie is like, yeah, I can see they look like two different people. He's like, no, but I just want to say one thing to you, Mackie. if I hold you down and I hold down a shift button, do you get bigger? He's like, I'm not an actual Mac.

22:51Ronnie Karam: So do a lot of computer peripherals not work with you? I'm not a Mac. I'm not a Mac. Okay. Okay. Now let's, let's check out the white chicks. Okay. This one is Galena. She's good. Okay. She's crazy. She's good. if she looks at you and you feel like there are lasers boring into the back of your brain and you're not really sure if she's drunk and also you suspect that she might have been the one to vandalize your car she's the one that we like okay she's the one that can come in here this one's like okay this one's not good don't they look exactly the same actually no they look nothing alike they do they look exactly i can't even tell the difference which one is this

23:31Ben Mandelker: Here's a little trick that we like to use. If one of them is walking in holding a chicken, that's Masha. If one of them is walking in holding a knife to a chicken, that's Galena. You follow?

23:44Ronnie Karam: Okay, that I can get. That I can get. Got it. Got it. So he's showing them the pictures, and he's like, okay, now it's going to be difficult because they both talk funny, too. They got Russian accents. He's like, okay. And they'll both put up a fight. Okay, you got tasers? Y 'all got tasers? You might need tasers. Okay? Now, there's another crazy blonde lady coming in named Calla. Okay? She's more of a flesh bot, and I'm in love with her. So she doesn't talk much, but you should try and make her talk just so you make sure she doesn't speak like a rescue. Okay? You got that?

24:17Ben Mandelker: He's like, now, I am concerned. I think we saw an escaped convict get into your wedding. What? An escaped convict? What are you talking about? It's just this orange blur that came through. I thought it was a jumpsuit that was very concerning. Oh, that's just my mom.

24:32Ronnie Karam: Don't worry about her. That's my mom. Yeah. Yeah. We're just the new mom. Okay. So that's my mom. Just leave her alone. We do have a future film incumbent. That's my father. He's also allowed in.

24:41Ben Mandelker: Okay. He's allowed. He's allowed. If he decides to talk to you and act like he's 23, that's my father.

24:48Ronnie Karam: He's trying to get inside your pants. Okay. He does that. So now everybody's mingling and it's like a soap opera ending. you know it's like the big event at the end of the season you know it's the wedding so everybody's there the whole cast is there tess is walking around some say love this is my blues version some say love it is a lake i'm just changing it up changing it up i do this at a lot of weddings

25:17Ben Mandelker: all right everyone everyone together i'm gonna let's shed a tear okay how do you talk to an angel Well, how do you talk to someone who looks like Cole? How do you talk to my adopted babies? You talk to him like marriage.

25:39Ronnie Karam: Wow, Cole, you look mighty handsome, bud. Just kidding. Thanks, Mom. You look real nice, son. Real, real nice. Hey, Christy, you look real good, too. So do they have a few of you set out for kids to practice their parallel parking in the parking lot? Okay. That was a good one. That was a good one, Steve.

26:02Ben Mandelker: I'm not going to lie. Being in the same room again as Steve gives me anxiety. I get real flush. You know, my cheeks turn red. Although with this orange, I just look kind of like a tequila sunrise at the moment. But anyway, I'm just.

26:22Ben Mandelker: I'm just, I'm real nervous. Okay. And you know, it's been 30 years. Right. And you know, it's just really difficult to see him again after, you know, it takes a lot of, a lot of, a lot of good memories come back. A lot of memories of me being like, Hey, Steve, where you going? And him saying, shut up woman. You don't get to know what I do. And I say, okay, I'll make some macaroni for later. God, those were the days.

26:42Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Those were good ones. So then we see a picture of Christie and Steve on their wedding day. Can I just say, why did you ever marry Steve? That was, that is one of the people that's really aged to be more handsome than he was when he was younger. I'm not sure. Right. He doesn't. Yeah. He was not very cute when he was younger. He looks much cuter now.

27:03Ben Mandelker: He had big sunken eyes. I mean, he really looked like Igor. Like I felt like he was going to assist in like assembling a Frankenstein.

27:09Ronnie Karam: He looked like a convict. Crazy. Yeah. He looked like a runaway convict, like who hadn't been, you know, I don't know, nourished in a while. I mean, he looked weird. It looked odd. So, you know, good for you. Not everybody gets to age better.

27:24Ben Mandelker: He did age well. Convict face. Resting convict face. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think that Steve Sr.'s handsome. I think he's like a handsome daddy type. Yeah, I think so. You know? I think he's good looking, yeah. Yeah, he definitely looked crazy.

27:37Ronnie Karam: But just to hear how Tessa talks, you know, because Tessa's like, Oh, wow, you should have seen Daddy Stephen back in the day. Holy guacamole. You better pray to an avocado because that is some holy guacamole. And let me tell you that, that man was fine as a, fine as a hair on an old man's head. That man was good looking. Let's get cooking. I would work for free back in those days. I'd take those paychecks and I'd rip them right up and throw them in the air and say, who needs them? I'm being paid with my eyeballs. My eyeballs are paying me right now, stud.

28:13Ben Mandelker: like damn then we see a picture of him and he's like it's like yeah it's like wrinkle-free a bugoda so then we go

28:27Ben Mandelker: what a rude funny thing to say well you know i love it like i see it so then the guests arrive they're arriving off the bus everyone's arriving uncle jimmy's there aunt darla slotting it up with I guess as usual.

28:44Ronnie Karam: Yes, Aunt Darla's here. My favorite.

28:48Ben Mandelker: Yeah, she brought her sex swing and everything for afterwards. I was like, Darla, inappropriate. Darla,

28:54Ronnie Karam: why are you putting your keys in that? That's a vase. Put your keys in the ball, am I right?

29:04Ben Mandelker: Darla, are you putting on Stevie Nicks? Why are you wearing a teddy? This is a wedding. So they arrive and they say hi and Tessa's there. She's like, Hi, little friend! And then they go inside and Casey's like, Um, there's security out front. And Steven's like, Yeah. I showed them pictures of both Masha and Galena because guess what? I am the most pessimistic person about people crashing this party and I will not allow it. So Casey's like, Oh, good. God. He's gonna get a mix up because white Russians all look the same, don't they?

29:40Ronnie Karam: i already used that one already used that one sorry i thought it was funny um so she's like where's cala did you tell her the wrong time or something and he's like no for sure she's coming i know she's coming she wouldn't just leave me this is this is steven right now and you are being the most pessimistic person when it comes after my family's wedding.

30:08Ben Mandelker: So now, at this point, I was like, okay, she'll have a big entrance. But then the wedding starts, and I was like, oh, is Kala really not coming? Do I actually have a glimmer of care about this? Do I, for the first time all season, when they've asked, is Kala gonna come up? And for the first time, it's not even that I cared about Kala coming. It's just more like, I don't know. I felt like you should, I think it's an honor to be invited to like your landlord's wedding. So like you should go guys.

30:40Ronnie Karam: I'm really sorry. I have to leave. I'm going to the lady who has my car lease. Yeah. Her son is getting married. So. Yeah.

30:49Ben Mandelker: I think I kind of think, feel like if you're, if you're asking this family to, to pay your rent, you should show up at the wedding. Sorry.

30:59Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Your rent and your car. Damn. So Chris is like, get some money. And then dump it. At the wedding. Yeah, make some drama. You've worked so hard to be on this show. Now you're just going to ditch the season finale. Kala, we deserve more.

31:14Ben Mandelker: But also, they had to put out a place for you. And it's just like, you have to pay for the food. Look, they've got to pay for that mutton. Okay? So it's just really, I thought it was just inconsiderate.

31:27Ronnie Karam: Those squirrels don't pay for themselves.

31:29Ben Mandelker: sales so maybe she heard there'd be no bruschetta she's like well i am excited because it's my cheat day so i'll be eating some bruschetta they're like well about that so jesse did not sign off on the bruschetta take bruschetta so well it's a mother seeing one of my sons officiating my

31:46Ronnie Karam: other son's wedding while my other sons are standing up there it's a mother's dream it really is perfect now i just think which one of them's going to prison first you know i mean God, it's great.

31:58Ben Mandelker: It's just so fun. You know, seeing them, got my handsomest son. He's getting married. My other handsome son's the officiator. My other son, just sort of standing there like a bottle of Elmer's glue. And then the little one, well, he's still young. So I just am so proud.

32:14Ronnie Karam: So Allie starts making her way down the aisle. And Tess is like, Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I could have. Why is she singing a breakup song? Just roll with it, honey. Just roll with it. So she gets up to the front and she's like, Jesse, you didn't cry. You were supposed to cry. He's like, I tried. I tried to cry to you and you looked like you were going to leave me. So I've had never to cry again.

32:45Ben Mandelker: Yeah. So now it's time for the ceremony to begin. in and tess is like watching pretty boy get married i do get kind of choked up because it's not it's that is that another chapter it's another it's another milestone it's another another yogurt they're going to buy in that family you know you got to consider your lady now and just like a lot of things happening i don't get very emotional here you want to hear me cry This is how I cry.

33:15Ronnie Karam: I got dribbles coming out of my door. Jesse, will you take Allie's hand and choose her alone to be your lawfully wedded wife? Because we do not believe in polygamy in this family. Do you understand me?

33:29Ben Mandelker: And Allie, do you solemnly swear to forfeit your 12 % of our family farm?

33:35Ronnie Karam: You're not allowed to have it. You can't have it, Allie. You cannot have it. So Jesse's like, wow, we finally did it. We are getting married. I do. Allie, will you take Jesse alone as your lawfully wedded husband to have him to hold, to love and comfort him through all the good times and the bad, except the times when he's crying and talking about nervous breakdowns like a fucking pussy? As long as you shall live, hopefully not in the city, because I don't want Jesse to be late for this work that Cole's always breaking combines at. Yes or no? Yes or no? Do not be pessimistic.

34:11Ben Mandelker: she's like having been together for 12 years the anchor our relationship has been has been the fact that we've grown together now now that we're getting married we're stronger than we've ever been and nothing says a strong relationship than being in it for 12 years and saying when the fuck are you gonna marry me and then he does he does it for the cameras i'm just so happy.

34:34Ronnie Karam: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, I don't know, stupid people. Stupid people who are going to own 12 % of my company. That's bullshit. Jesse, you may keep the woman who just robbed this family of 12%.

34:49Ben Mandelker: By the power vested in me and my vest. My vest has a lot of power in it. You are now husband and lady who's going to steal the farm. Congratulations.

35:01Ronnie Karam: So they did it. Wow, good old pretty boy. Wanting to make sure this was his forever girl. Took him dang near 12 years to figure it out, but I'm proud of him. Allie's beautiful on the inside and the outside, and there's no doubt that they're going to be together for a couple years at least. A couple years, probably. Maybe a little bit more. I don't know. I'm guessing this one she'll probably cheat first, because, I mean, Jesse just don't have the gumption. But is that thing still on? Can we redo that? I should probably not say all that.

35:33Ben Mandelker: Okay, what I'm trying to say is don't trust a city girl. These people from the city are scary and they want to change all their rules to match their queer agendas.

35:41Ronnie Karam: Don't trust somebody with something in their house called a key your egg. You know those things make coffee? That's ridiculous. Who makes coffee in a little robot pod? Don't trust her.

35:57Ben Mandelker: but i'm so happy for pretty boy because pretty boy got pretty girl and if i only wish that she could be here to enjoy her wedding but unfortunately she had to go off to a triathlon

36:11Ronnie Karam: so um now it's the reception and uh guests are coming in and casey's changing her shoes

36:19Ben Mandelker: Did you hear about the antenna wedding, by the way? What is it? Well, the ceremony was only okay, but I heard the reception was amazing. Oh, my God. Congratulations. I just said something funnier than anything that happened on the McBeat Dynasty this season.

36:35Ronnie Karam: Oh, my God.

36:36Ben Mandelker: Why?

36:43Ben Mandelker: I'm sorry, Ronnie. Sometimes you just got to throw in a dad joke. Why? Just to cleanse the palate.

36:50Ronnie Karam: so steve takes casey's bag for her and chris is like are you kidding me the whole time we were married he never even carried a diaper bag now he's carrying a pink bag i mean what is

36:59Ben Mandelker: happening a grown man carrying a pink bag how does a how does a male carry a pink bag that is what is happening it is in the word in the year of our lord 2024 a man carrying something pink i thought i'd never see live to see the day next time i get there's a wedding i guess i'll just have to tan myself pink just so i could be held for once so outside they're taking photos and

37:22Ronnie Karam: doing all that and um let's see uh tessa is holding a fruity mixed drink and she's like wow well pretty weak huh but this this drink is what we call a cold because it's weak right i guess they're trying to make us pace ourselves what are you charging by the shot here what kind of

37:42Ben Mandelker: open bar is this yeah i i heard that they actually batched these cocktails a few years ago that's why it's called a call because it already peaked in another decade hey you know what i'm gonna call

37:56Ronnie Karam: this drink to the bartender that means uh give the quarterback hey pick a quarterback is this 10 cents so steven's like kella was planning on coming but she must change her mind last minute So I guess this is the final straw. But I cannot imagine losing my best friend. I'm going to cry. Hold on. Watch me. Girl make me cry. I just got a hemorrhoid. Okay. Well, I tried it. I tried it.

38:22Ben Mandelker: Please don't tell me that Kala is your best friend because I don't believe that for one second. And then we cut to Kala. Now she's having her liberation confessional. She's like, this whole relationship has been a rollercoaster ride. And I don't want any more of the drama. I've been buried by this drama for way too long. And I'm not going to the wedding. Not going to the wedding was a hard decision because that's like a free meal and it's fancy and I could be on camera. But it's time to end it and jump off the crazy train. I'm done. Am I on a roller coaster? Am I on a train? Who knows? Maybe it's a train on a roller coaster.

38:58Ben Mandelker: What I do know is that there are tracks, not only just in my hair, but also on the thing that whatever I'm riding on is riding on. I'm out of here.

39:07Ronnie Karam: Yeah, you could call or text and say you're not coming, you rude ass. What the hell? Rude. No manners, Calla. No manners, Calla.

39:16Ben Mandelker: Calla, these guys truly suck. We all agree with that, but it's not a zero-sum affair. Them sucking does not make you better. You suck, too. Goodbye. No one cares that you're leaving.

39:27Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I mean, it's in your name. The least you could have done was give them a calla. Am I right? Am I right? You want to dad joke it up?

39:35Ben Mandelker: here i can play with the best of them in honor of kala leaving the show how can we be lovers if we can't be friends how can we start over when the fighting never ends so back at the wedding um

39:54Ronnie Karam: cole's like uh so steve cole's asking where kala is and he finds out she's not coming he's like well i guess that solidifies what you should do party hard party hard brother and now they're like where's galena where's galena we hired the security guard he didn't even get to kick anybody

40:10Ben Mandelker: out yet yeah and this is truly the question that's on people's minds because they already showed us galena what appears to be getting crashing her car and getting a dui so we're like come on let's get to the good stuff right so then i mean look this is the question i ask now when i

40:25Ronnie Karam: to watch any show on TV. I don't even care what it is. I can be watching like The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And my only question is, where's Galena? Because this needs more Galena. The show needs her.

40:37Ben Mandelker: Yeah, okay. This is a woman who's willing to have kind of like a fake DUI. She's trying to do the Bravo thing, okay? Let's come on. Let's up the Galena. So then he's like, well, Galena was so excited about coming to the wedding, okay? So he calls up Irina. I was calling her Irina last week, but it's arena spelled with an e and he's like arena arena where is everything is everything okay where is your mother she is the most pessimistic person about being on time to a wedding and she's like no it's a car accident i don't know what happened so then steven's like oh shit so now

41:10Ronnie Karam: he's got to figure out what's going on yeah um he's like well is she okay she goes no i mean not if she got into this i mean she's like seven minutes away from the video God damn it. You are being the most pessimistic person about your mother right now. Arena, pull it together. So then the screen goes to black. Producers left the wedding to find Kalina using her GPS location. Be careful who you give access to your Facebook account. This is very exciting.

41:42Ben Mandelker: This is like when Laura Dern went to turn on the power in Jurassic Park. It's like she's got to go out there. Got to see what's happening out there. Don't get attacked. So they go out there and then they find this G-Wagon. This is totaled. Looks terrible. And Galena is there and there's police cars, et cetera. And then the producer is like, we found her. We found Galena. He's like, okay, is she going? Is she in an ambulance of some sort? We're like, we don't know. Are there any queers? Yes. Well, mainly me. Okay. Well, that's acceptable. Okay.

42:14Ronnie Karam: Just let me know what happens. We're not allowed to say that word in this town anymore, sir. but I did see one crossing the road with a pink bag. Oh, that was just my father. Okay. Times are changing. He's just trying to get used to prison already. He's trying to get himself prepared for prison. Okay.

42:35Ronnie Karam: So then we see body cam footage. How many cars is Galena going to fuck up? Like how many luxury cars does Galena get to trash this year? I love this woman's style. Yeah.

42:46Ben Mandelker: Yeah, the insurance on this show really has to be off the charts. Yeah. Much like she was off the road. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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45:55Ben Mandelker: So we see body cam footage of this. And it's like Galena's sitting on like a rock. Her car is totaled and she's sitting on a rock. She's like, oh, hello. I'm fine. I just had a little nervous breakdown.

46:07Ronnie Karam: A nervous breakdown. Can you stand up and face me, please? We're going to have to take you into prison. We do not believe in emotional well-being issues here. So we're going to take you in. You should never be talking about your emotions, especially to a police officer in Gallatin. Okay? Get in the car. Will you take a sobriety test? She's like, no, I don't think I will be doing that today. Did anybody ask Ginger to take a sobriety test when she lost head? No. We are allowed to lose head in this world, I think, no?

46:46Ben Mandelker: Okay, well, we're going to have to take you down to the station and get a warrant for your blood, okay? She's like, okay, that sounds actually quite nice. Thank you very much.

46:56Ronnie Karam: Oh, sounds good time. Sounds good time. Cannot wait to see your house.

47:00Ben Mandelker: cannot wait to see big house so then um we go back to the wedding and cole is like hey why aren't you drinking he's like oh i'm gonna start right now he's like okay i feel like i'm the only one getting drunk like always ha ha ha like don't worry i plan to keep catch up if that's possible so then cole is just being annoying he's just like a drunk annoying guy at a wedding he's like oh wow, Ali was real happy walking down the aisle. She was smiling the whole time. Mom was crying. That was the only time I ever got emotional, but mainly because I accidentally finished my monster energy drink a little bit too early and I didn't know what to do with myself.

47:42Ronnie Karam: It's kind of weird. I'd never been emotional before. And then they show Cole's beating up the hill and then Cole being like, do not tell me I'm motherfucking crying. I'm too tough to cry. I'm too tough to cry.

47:58Ben Mandelker: that was the best part of the season

48:01Ronnie Karam: that's so funny I hope they show that clip every episode because I was dying so then production calls and Galena was booked at the station so now Steven calls Arena and tells her that her mom is not injured and he's like just try to stay calm no one here knows but she's okay now I'm going to go tell everybody at the wedding but I just want you to know she's not hurt. She is not hurt. Okay.

48:32Ronnie Karam: Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go, weepy pants. Okay, crying your own dime, lady.

48:38Ben Mandelker: So then we see, like, you know, Galena's being taken into the police station. And then Jesse is just, like, making a dumb speech. He's like, there's no other group Ali and I would rather be with tonight. So thank you, everyone. Then we see like Galena being put into a jail cell. And they're like, we're just going to have you sit here for a second, okay? We're going to, while we wait to see in your blood, we're just going to keep you in a jail cell. So enjoy this.

49:02Ronnie Karam: Oh, what a lovely, lovely living room. What beautiful place. I cannot believe you treat me like this after we have moved in together. Ma 'am, this is the big house, not my house. Oh, well, you tricked me to get in here. So I guess I will wait. Lovely place. Do you have couch? I could use couch in here. This is very, very hard to sit on. Very hard to sit.

49:26Ben Mandelker: So then Jesse and Ali are doing their first dance, and they're like cutting into a cake. Their wedding cake looked like, was it just like two bunting cakes stacked on top of each other? Did you notice that?

49:37Ronnie Karam: They got cakes from Everything Bunt the Cake, which is a great store, by the way. Have you ever eaten their stuff at Everything Bunt the Cake? Everything Bunt the Cake? No. It's actually really good. and I know it because they do gluten-free cakes and so with my gluten-free family I gotta go get the gluten-free goods so that's what we have every niece or sister birthday and they're delicious but I was surprised to see that as their wedding cake because the show's called the McBee Dynasty I thought they were gonna have like a 10-tier cake you know it's supposed to be like a show about car washes and hedge funds and stuff and they're like well we bought a store box everything but

50:13Ben Mandelker: the cake so enjoy that yeah i was yeah i'm looking at it right now i think it's technically called

50:19Ronnie Karam: nothing but cake which is funny oh yes that makes more sense yes nothing but because i never remember

50:25Ben Mandelker: it was right well it's yours is better because nothing but cake sounds actually like you're saying this is a nothing but cake and they do have a wedding cake option that's what they got and that is you would think that i just would think they would go for like a traditional like 10-story high wedding cake. It was just sort of random and funny that they got this relatively humble cake for their wedding.

50:53Ronnie Karam: So, but you know, do that wedding on a budge, I guess, but that's good. That's how I would do mine.

50:59Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I mean, there's nothing against that cake, but clearly they spent the lesser budget on that sweet hexagon he built.

51:05Ronnie Karam: Yeah, but this is Bravo. You know what? We need a better cake. There was a G wagon that just got run into a tree because

51:12Ben Mandelker: someone was having a bad day like i need a bigger cake dude they literally i it probably realistically was that bravo's paying for this wedding and bravo's like we ran out of money because we've had to do so many vehicular repairs all season long sorry you're buying your own cake and jesse's

51:29Ronnie Karam: like i don't know nothing but cake guys let's go back to random gay things so casey comes to call and she's like, oh, I met your cousin. Oh, yeah? What'd she say? She said that when you were little, your favorite color was pink. What are you, gay or something?

51:49Ben Mandelker: And so then Stephen, Stephen looks at them, but then he looks away in case he's like, Stephen thinks we're talking about him because he said that Kayla's name card is on the table. She's not there. And I think I better go over there and eat my food before they take it. So, okay. Bye.

52:08Ronnie Karam: wait well it's kind of weird that she's not in the wedding party right it's just she has to go back and sit next to steven well wait steven's in the wedding party i don't understand the seating

52:19Ben Mandelker: arrangement here i don't get well wait is cole is cole sitting at another table or is he he's with

52:24Ronnie Karam: the groom's table right don't all the grooms sit together i hate it all the bride bridesmaids sit

52:28Ben Mandelker: together so if you're i hate the seating chart i hate the i hate i hate the cake i hate the seating chart. I hate this wedding. I'll just say it right now. I don't like how they decided to see their guests. I hate this whole thing. I don't like how they chose to do this. I don't like being confused on this point. I don't feel like it's right. I don't think it's fair to us.

52:48Ronnie Karam: The logistics are too confusing. So Casey goes back to Steve and she's like, well, my Galena here, did she come? And he says that she wrecked her G-Wagon and now is in jail. So Casey immediately runs up to Cole. She's like, I just found out Galena's going to jail. she crashed her car and cole's like oh my god everybody jesse galena got in a car accident on

53:09Ben Mandelker: her way here and then you know it just like it goes around like so fast all around the wedding like oh my god wow so then um like that's the car's total so steve senior is like talking to arena and like you know finally up she's home yeah whatever and arena's like she's almost home they just gave her a ticket for reckless driving and steven's like so she wasn't drinking or anything she's like no they took her blood because she refused the field sobriety test but they don't they don't pursue the intoxication charge they said they think that there's something going on

53:41Ronnie Karam: yeah so she wasn't drunk that was a big surprise i thought she was shit-faced

53:45Ben Mandelker: here's what i think i think steven sent a whole bunch of free car wash vouchers to that police station and suddenly galena is free as a a free thing oh you think so that's my conspiracy theory is that Steve McBee paid them off with car wash vouchers. She was, I'm going to say she was, she seemed shit-faced.

54:07Ronnie Karam: I don't know, I can't tell with Galena, because even when she's drunk, I don't think she seems drunk. But, you know, I'm kind of lush. So, back to police station. We see the officer telling Irina on the phone, she's getting to a point where she's not tolerating stress well. She just asked to marry a sink in the cell. so

54:30Ben Mandelker: she said something about like she knows all the secrets that about the sink and she's not afraid to say it on camera but we're like it's just a sink i just told her we're gonna send her home

54:39Ronnie Karam: and she told me she would fucking kill my chickens if i broke up with her so i'm not really sure what that meant but uh she could you come get her we're terrible every time we go to bring her a little

54:50Ben Mandelker: snack she's cursing at the sink calling it a prostitute and a whore and a slut and we don't

54:58Ronnie Karam: So Steve's like, well, trust me, we're not going to leave her at a time of need. I mean, she's the first one to drop anything for the McBees. We're going to take care of your mama real good. Like, remember that time mama's built a house with her? And then I had my sons go over there and move all her shit out into a place she didn't know she was. We treat people good here in the McBee family. Don't you worry, toots?

55:22Ben Mandelker: Listen, we're not going to leave her in her time of need. So please sit back and relax and know that no one from this wedding is going to go to that jailhouse to get her out. Okay, great. We're not even going to save a slice of cake for her. But we will not abandon her in her time of need.

55:36Ronnie Karam: Next up, we see Galena running back into her house, kind of oddly. Like running back to the house, like kind of hobbling up the steps. And she just can't wait to see Irina. She's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I don't even know what happened. I think I was so hyped up. And then I got into a love affair with Sink, which was kind of crazy. No garbage disposal. I mean, thank God that one ended early. You know, that could have been awkward for me.

56:01Ben Mandelker: Irina's like, this is not okay. You scared the shit out of me. Like, you need help. She's like, oh, I'm so disappointed. I was really excited. She's like, I don't care about this wedding. You literally almost died, mom. And then we see Galena be like, oh, oh, oh. And we see she's all cut up. Was that like a cut from the accident that we saw on her skin? They do a close-up.

56:29Ronnie Karam: Yeah, she's trying to cover her arm. And then we see something like a cut or something on her. Or scars, I think. Because they weren't bloody. But yeah, she's trying to cover something up. And so Galena's like, well, being invited to wedding is proof you are part of family, right? But I was so worried about the marsh on my way there that I don't know. Next thing I see is car broke in the window. You know? and so arena's like um mom i don't know what i do without you you know they all have each other and i don't have anyone it's just so sad watching her kid cry and she's like but i'm so disappointed i wanted to be part of family and she goes mom you are part of your your family's right here you know you do everything for them and then you almost kill yourself over it and i don't even live here i'm 700 miles away i can't help you and it's my last night here and all you care about is a stupid wedding and then this happens you know and i felt so bad for her i didn't even think about that like it's her last night in town and her mom's like sorry goodbye going good going to wedding

57:28Ben Mandelker: and galena's like i promise i wasn't trying to kill myself which made me think like oh there might is there a larger story going on here and uh yeah this poor girl she seemed like the only sane rational person on this entire show and galena's just saying that she just needs to refocus for her daughter and for herself and she needs to move on and you know she's like i don't think people realize how much bullshit i went through with with brooke and masha and steve and and am i really a belonging part of their family i may be time to cut ties with them i'm like yes

57:58Ronnie Karam: please cut ties with these don't you dare cut ties with them are you fucking crazy no ma 'am you were not going to cut ties with them i will see you back at work next year you get your ass back to

58:08Ben Mandelker: work ma 'am please leave so there's no reason to recap this show any longer please go go get out

58:15Ronnie Karam: here. Jeez. So, um, so basically we go back to the wedding and Cole's holding a little baby girl and he's like, see, look, I could be maybe a good dad in case you look at me holding this little baby girl. Would you, what's your fucking mouth? No one works harder than Stephen and this family. You're yawning at a baby Cole.

58:39Ben Mandelker: Oh, yeah. Like, look, I'm going to be a good girl dad. Girl dad. Girl

58:45Ronnie Karam: world dead no you're like a b well steven steven and i raised four good sons oh sorry i didn't let you finish there i just heard it's okay so i kept on no keep going please i beg of steve and i raised four good sons one of them was just uh stood up the other one uh was wasted before the vows were even said the other one i don't really know much about him does anybody know much much about brayden We never talk about him much. And Jesse's hot. So, you know, we did a good job. So then we see the sparkler, the great sparkler thing instead of rice. My sister did this at her wedding where everybody was given sparklers to, you know, do instead of rice.

59:27Ronnie Karam: So they all go through this arch of sparkles, which is such a pretty idea. Unfortunately, we bought ours at some like janky firework stand and they looked like sticks off of trees. I mean, they were huge. And there was a lot of fire. There was so much smoke. I'm surprised we didn't burn my sister to death. And then we couldn't even see her leaving. It was like a magic show. Oh,

59:54Ben Mandelker: that's so hilarious. It was violent.

59:57Ronnie Karam: It was a violent day. So now it's two weeks later, back at the farm. Cattle's running, meat's trimming, cabins cutting. and now it's time for a meeting with the boys

1:00:13Ben Mandelker: alright everyone let's gather in the barn okay alright everyone I want everyone to cross your arms because that okay I will cross my arms Jesse you put your hands on your hips and Cole you just sort of stand there in a strange position because you don't know which one you're going to do alright great y 'all ready now I'm about to tell you all something very serious and try not to get distracted by the adorable cat that's jumping around behind me through this entire scene okay can you do that can we all do that Cole, you're looking at the cat. I know you're looking at the cat. I can see it under your eyes.

1:00:39Ben Mandelker: I'm not looking at anything. Okay, you're dangling the toy for the cat. Please focus on this, okay? I just got a call. It's about something I've been keeping from y 'all. It's dad. Dad and I didn't want to make it a big deal in case this problem went away, but it's looking like it's not going to go away. It turns out we got the tests. Cole is actually our brother. We were hoping that maybe DNA-wise, turns out he's not related to us. We could kick him out. He's one of us. Sorry, everyone. That's the bad news.

1:01:03Ronnie Karam: We were hoping the father of Cole with that old knobby tree with the big hole in the trunk down the road. But unfortunately, it was dad. So, yeah, Cole's ours. So also, we've been under FBI investigation. No bigs. You know, the crop years, those crop years, 2018 to 2020. And it turns out we turned over all our records. Hopefully not to Stevie Nicks. No, Cole, the paperwork. Oh. and they whip room and there may be prison time involved for who for dad for doing what crop shit cole crop shit no soybeans i hope those them's my babies girl dad soybean dad

1:01:50Ben Mandelker: now cole things have already gotten bad apparently word got out that your favorite color when you were a child was pink and we are already pretty embarrassed as a family about that and the next You know, dad's holding a pink bag. Things are going downhill for us, okay? That is a disease, and it is spreading.

1:02:04Ronnie Karam: Do you understand? Get the town out here.

1:02:07Ben Mandelker: If you want to keep your soybeans, you'll put up a straight wall, okay? Now, since all of our names are on the business, is it just dad involved? Yeah, it's just dad, okay? How long have you guys known about this? For the last year or so, dad is under the worst pressure I've ever seen him in my entire life, and he has not been the same and it's taken a toll on him okay i don't know what'll happen with the rain result we have no power like literally we actually lost power to the combine so if you

1:02:34Ronnie Karam: want to drive to the next town you have to wait a little bit jesse is pretty calm for someone who just found out their fucking brother who was trying to force a prenup on his wife uh on the brother's wife that's so ridiculous he's making this whole big stink this whole time about a prenup and meanwhile dad's probably fucked up the business for good like you asshole i would be so pissed and also to let somebody get married and not tell them like hey my dad might be going to jail who knows how this might leak out on all the rest of us like don't you think you should maybe

1:03:06Ben Mandelker: tell the person who's about to get married yeah you would think fucked up yeah so cole is like i'm scared to death about this this is the worst thing i've seen happen in my life well next to the time that he'll try to sass off to me and i had to punch in his face didn't like that

1:03:23Ronnie Karam: very much now it's not the worst thing the family scene the worst thing the family scene was my mama's birthday when i got in a speedo and did a cannonball into the lake but it's pretty bad for

1:03:34Ben Mandelker: me so jesse is like hearing this is a lot to take in at once but now it all makes sense and then we see flashbacks of like all season of steven saying things like there are more things going on that you can even realize. The stuff that I'm dealing with, Dad, you don't even realize. You don't even know. When the FBI comes and knocking and returns that dad's under investigation, that's a lot we have to do, and you don't even realize what we're doing back there. It's a secret, by the way. You don't know what I just said. But also, Stephen is the type of person to walk around and to always say that shit no matter what.

1:04:06Ben Mandelker: Even if there was no investigation, you'd be like, you don't even know what I'm dealing with. I'm doing a lot over here. I'm doing a car wash.

1:04:11Ronnie Karam: There is so much going on behind the scenes that you don't even know. So now thunder rumbles and we go to home footage and we see Casey and Cole going to the hospital to have their little bundle of disappointment in its future. I see a lot of disappointment in your future, kid. Good luck. And then we see Cole. He's like, yeah, there's a lot of tough times. But when I hold Blair, everything goes away.

1:04:44Ben Mandelker: Yes. like hope for humanity. And then Cole is, he calls smiling with that big gap tooth smile of his. And then everyone's hugging, holding the baby, sweet little baby Blair. And then Steven is telling us that like slating, a seducing is slated for March, but it's being pushed back to Maggie in downtown Kansas city federal courthouse. And my end goal is to make sure that this farm remains here, not only for our kids, but our kids, kids and our kids, kids. and our kids' goats and things like that. And to carry on this next generation and to have a legacy, it puts one hell of a burden on my shoulder to keep this family farm alive.

1:05:24Ronnie Karam: Yep. I want this jail not to only send my father to prison, but all of his grandchildren. And I'm going to make it happen. You watch. And that's it. And then we see on-screen updates. Galena's still working for the McBees. I knew she wouldn't quit. Stephen Jr. and Cal are done. He hasn't been on a second date with anybody. Cole and Casey have not made plans to get married, and he hasn't been back to Nashville. And Jesse and Allie have been living together, and they welcome their baby girl named Summer.

1:05:54Ben Mandelker: Mm-hmm. And Stephen Sr. pleaded guilty to insurance fraud, and he's waiting on sentencing. He's facing up to 30 years in prison, which you might have already known, because Stephen said a million times, he's facing 30 years after prison. So.

1:06:10Ronnie Karam: Now let me tell you one thing about prison They got doors that don't dribble See you next year And that brings us to the end of The McBee Dynasty Season 2 What a show I hope it wins everything this year I hope it wins Emmys Give it a Grammy They had some good songs too

1:06:33Ben Mandelker: They had a lot of songs Well yeah that's the end of McBee Dynasty Glad that for those who are the fans of it i'm glad you guys had it thank you those who those who love it love it and so i'm happy for those who love it and uh another show another show is done so uh thanks everyone for being here and listening to it and now we just pivot into the fall slay on

1:06:56Ronnie Karam: bravo yeah here we go everybody have a good one we'll talk to you soon bye

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