#2998 RHOC S19E10 Part Two: Beverly Shrillbillies

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1:26Ben Mandelker: Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

1:56Tamra Judge: Motorcycle. I guess we'll go on a motorcycle. Has anyone noticed that birds are flying especially low today? Is that just me? She's like, oh, my God. What the fuck is this?

2:04Ronnie Karam: I'm, like, not dressed for, like, a motor car. So they wackily take sidecars that these big dudes are driving. And they. You know, I was excited when they offered me a sidecar. Are you single?

2:21Tamra Judge: Are you single for Shannon? Hey, if you're single, I've got someone desperate in you. Am I right? Am I right? Shannon, show him your snack hole. Show him your snack hole. What? Question. Okay, Mr. Sidecar Driver. First of all, do you actually have any sidecars to offer? Also, and second of all, you don't happen to live in the path of a hurricane, do you? Okay, great. I think we can continue this romance. Should I keep my mouth shut for bugs?

2:48Ronnie Karam: He's like, no. Oh, my God. What am I, on a roller coaster? I'm terrified. I fell down. I'm just in the sidecar, but I can still fall. Wacky, Shannon.

3:03Tamra Judge: I am getting a phone call from Heather Dubrow.

3:05Ben Mandelker: Hi, Heather. How are you? Yes, Shannon, I just want to say, you should keep your mouth closed. Not for the bugs, but just in case a bird flies in there. Okay, have a great time.

3:16Ronnie Karam: Birds fly low in poor country.

3:20Ben Mandelker: Eagles don't fly with pigeons, but they also don't fly as high as my penthouse.

3:26Ronnie Karam: Oh, my God. I've got some snot. Snot's coming out of my mouth. Snot's coming out of my mouth. Oh, my God. Shannon, I'm right behind you. Please don't get up. Shannon, I just got something on my face. It was my snot. I'm so sorry about my snot. Shannon, why are you talking like? I'm on a motorcycle. So am I. I'm not talking like that. I'm sorry, you can't help. More snap. Please.

3:56Tamra Judge: Ready. Come on, the girl.

4:01Ben Mandelker: Shannon, are you turning into Roger Rabbit?

4:03Tamra Judge: Oh, shave and a haircut.

4:07Ronnie Karam: So they get there and Shannon cheers by like raising her arms and hits Brian in the face. She's like, oh, sorry, Brian.

4:16Tamra Judge: I can tell you one thing, guys. The bread is not doing this and has sleep over.

4:19Ben Mandelker: And then we cut to Heather saying, Nate, Butler, Nate, will you take a picture for me? Well, my name is Alan. Whatever, Nate. Take a picture of the three of us having the best time of all time. Um, okay. So they're taking photos.

4:32Tamra Judge: Wait a minute. I got snobbed all over my glasses, Shannon. I'm sorry. It wasn't very nice on me. Motorcycles aren't even moving anymore, you dumb bitch. Come on.

4:44Ben Mandelker: So they go to this like lounge area. and she's like, oh my god, was he like single?

4:51Tamra Judge: No, he's married. I tried, I tried. I was like, you know what? I think I wouldn't mind a life of riding in a sidecar instead of that Cybertruck, but he said, sorry. Already been claimed, so back to the Cybertruck it is. Oh well, I'm happy. I'm really happy about it.

5:03Ronnie Karam: There's a guy over there by that food cart. He might be single. Shannon, do you like men who steam hot dogs? Oh my god, fuck off. Please, please. So then they sit down and - I guess I will give him my number.

5:17Tamra Judge: I dare you.

5:19Ronnie Karam: They sit down and they're like, I wonder what the other ladies are doing right now. And Jimmy goes, probably counting money. So we cut to Heather going, wait, I have my black card, ladies. Let's go shopping and I'll buy you something.

5:31Ben Mandelker: And they're like walking down Rodeo Boulevard in a way that like no one walks down that street. They're like, here we are, ladies. You're right, Rodeo Drive. Rodeo Boulevard is something else. But just driving, they're walking down it, like strutting, like they're doing like the, like the opening credits of some like sex in the city knockoff. Like here we are, Heather and her girlfriends walking down Rodeo. Here we are. And they're like in these like short little skirts, like girls about the town having fun. Isn't this great guys? And then Gretchen's like,

6:06Tamra Judge: are you guys, are you going to buy us something? Cause like, do we get a Birkin out of this deal? Cause honestly, I really can only afford going to the cheesecake factory on Beverly. Okay. This is a little weird for me.

6:17Ronnie Karam: And she's like, Gretchen's like, Beverly Hills, you knew where all the fancy stores are. Yeah, it's fucking Rodeo Drive, Gretchen. Oh, my God. These people are so embarrassing. I can't. And Heather's like, I know everything in retail. For example, Rodeo Drive has my stores. You stupid, stupid. Just kidding. I'm being nice today. Okay. And she's like, we're going to go take a right of Van Cleef and then a leftist Chanel. What did you? Wait a minute. There's paparazzi over there. did you call the paparazzi and sure enough there's a lady over there like taking their pictures and stuff and they're like uh you so called the paparazzi and then the paparazzo's like um hi i just wanted to say heather did not call me to be paparazzo today i just happened to be here taking your picture spontaneously thank you alfredette thank you for vindicating me and

7:11Ben Mandelker: And they're like, wait a second. Did she pay you? What? That's absolutely ridiculous. Why would I ever pay anyone? And the lady goes, she's like, well, I know for a fact that you did not call the paparazzi. Not now. Not ever.

7:26Ronnie Karam: Okay. You know for a fact, huh? Totally not planted person. This is so Heather. I love it. And they're like, wait. So Heather invited us to walk down the street to prove that she didn't get a paparazzi by having a paparazzi who recognized her in all the storylines on Real Housewives of Orange County well enough to stand up for her. Sure, Jan. Okay. Sure, Jan.

7:53Ben Mandelker: Oh, Heather. Yeah, right. So then they're all like, this seems strange as a paid actor. And Heather's like, thank you very much, Alfredette. I appreciate it. Okay. Now let's go to crustacean and eat some food. So they go into the crustacean, which is like a big fancy Beverly Hills institution at this point. And like, oh, wow, it's a fancy restaurant. They've got a koi fish. That's crazy. And the waiter's like, yes, the koi fish is almost 30. Kill it. Kill it now. We will only accept koi fish that are 56 and older.

8:31Ronnie Karam: um i like that i'm sorry to go back to this but i just saw this line and think it's so funny the paparazzi goes i know who shot that shot and it was not set up i know it for a fact oh okay okay well thank you thank you for yeah okay so they come in and emily's like wow well heather's paying give me the most expensive steak you've got she's so embarrassing i'm like so embarrassed to even watch it on TV. It's so awkward.

8:56Ben Mandelker: It's so cringy. Like, cause it's her, it's like her comedy. She thinks she's being funny. Like when she's like in a fancy place, she likes to be like the kid in the back of the, the back of the classroom, like throwing paper airplanes. Fancy food, right? Stupid. And she gets like very kind of like cave woman about it in a way that she thinks it's funny. Like, like she's really sticking it, sticking it to the upper class or something. Like she's, she's, it's clearly some weird thing with her, but she just, she thinks she's being really funny, but she just comes off looking stupid. Like, like you've been on this show for many years now, like act like you've been here before.

9:30Ben Mandelker: Okay. You're in a, you're, you're supposed to be, you're on a wealthy, a show about wealth. Just act like it already. I'm sick of it. I want you to be a rich asshole, not a poor asshole pretending to be rich.

9:40Ronnie Karam: Okay. And if I sat down with somebody and I'm like, Hey, I'm taking you to dinner and they order the most expensive thing on the menu. Fuck off. Like, why are you even hanging around with these people? They're losers. They're losers. so um the waiter's like oh you must try the tuna cigars they're iconic all right they're basically a little tiny lady gaga's in a in a steamed bowl in a frozen bowl please order the tuna cigars so Heather's like that's cute we'll get that I'd love to see what uh how Emily reacts to it what's the best stick give me the best one 149 dollars no problem Heather's paying

10:20Ben Mandelker: do you have fireball he's like no we we don't have that so then um the the there we go over

10:30Tamra Judge: to Temecula and Shannon's like okay everyone we got lots of cheese lots of cheese over here okay let's let's enjoy lots of cheese does anyone know if that hot dog man is still here I think I

10:40Ronnie Karam: actually do want to say hello to him no okay well that was an opportunity okay so they bring over some wine tasting stuff and Gina's like well I wouldn't love a spit bucket because like I don't

10:51Tamra Judge: actually drink but like I do want to do swish and spit that's like my mom and her boyfriend hey by the way do you like me again Shannon you like me she's like huh well I mean I mean it's it's it's been super fun but you don't need to give me the the primary room I mean I I'm not comfortable it's so I'm not comfortable being the primary okay I like being the secondary So please don't make me primary But I'm doing everything I can to make you like me Can you stupid drunk hot fitness Okay I'll try anything Look even Jen likes me Look at Jen over there

11:26Ronnie Karam: And she's like um it's so annoying Just watching her fuck everything up Like don't talk Tamron Just sit there and drink your ween Okay So then

11:35Tamra Judge: That Shannon likes me again now Shannon likes me She's like okay this is making me uncomfortable Please don't do this in front of the hot dog man Okay I'm just I'm trying to make eyes with him Please, please hammer I took a hot dog And I wrote my number on the inside of the bun And then I handed him back the hot dog bun back And then he gave me a dollar Which was very confusing Because I didn't pay for the hot dog in the first place Is he going to call me? Is he going to call me?

12:05Ben Mandelker: So then the waiter brings a spittoon And they're spitting And they're laughing It's so funny And Jen is like Oh my god, we like some hawk to us And Jen is like

12:13Tamra Judge: Oh my god That is like not a graceful thing. It is like Hawk Tua. She was like, Hawk Tua? Is that like the hawk that I saw flying into the window at the primary room this morning? No? What's Hawk Tua? Well, you know, Hawk Tua, that's when you go on your hands and then you jerk them off like that.

12:33Ronnie Karam: And she's like, I've never heard of that. Are you trying to chuck a coin? What are you doing? Is it a shake weight? What are you doing? and they're like oh my god get her a man she's like well i'm not a spitter i'm so sorry yes ladies i do don't know what a hot to i is i don't spit in things and i don't do whatever this is

12:54Ben Mandelker: with your hands the pusser's like so you're more of a swallower she's like oh my god well i swallow i swallow things when i drink them i just i don't spit them oh my god that didn't sound good oh my

13:09Ronnie Karam: god so um then back at the other place gretchen's like oh wow this food is so beautiful wow you know

13:19Tamra Judge: what you mind if i pour my own um my own fireball into a cup with ice because i gotta stick with

13:25Ronnie Karam: this god you guys are so tacky and do we i don't even think we said the part earlier we skipped it over when emily's like yeah i just want to get gretchen as wasted as possible so we see the other fun, sexy side of Gretchen come out. Are you, are you this tone deaf on this show? Like seriously? I know.

13:44Ben Mandelker: I was like, you guys just kicked someone off of the show based off of the last time people tried to do this to Gretchen. So let's not. So then they get their, they get their, tune cigars arrive and Emily's like, wait, what's on the end of it? And the waiter's like, caviar. And she goes, mother trucker. I'm not a caviar girls. I don't want to eat things out of anybody's vagina like not anybody it's a fish it's not like you're scooping something out of like shell williams i don't know why i came up with her but like the she's so ridiculous and then she takes the the cigar and she like picks it up in this really sort of like big sort of silly way and like plops it down on on gretchen's plate i'm like just like i won't even eat this

14:27Ronnie Karam: you are so fucking tacky and who doesn't know what caviar is are you you've never seen caviar really you don't know what or like you don't fuck i like don't eat the part beside with the caviar

14:39Ben Mandelker: i mean it just is so like like remember last year or two years ago she had the cucumber dangling out of her mouth she you know what she has really weird issues around food and i think this is just another extension of that i think it's just her trying to be funny and wacky and

14:53Ronnie Karam: just failing miserably she's so tacky so um emily is asking you know how's la different than orange county heather and she's like oh it's weird and fun and cool it's like i've been taking classes at the groundlings you know that's been really fun and they're like uh really she goes yeah and one of the gals in there you know we're gals because you know we're just gals in the groundlings that's what we call ourselves groundlings gals and she wrote a musical and you know she asked me to be in it so i was i was honored i was actually truly honored and then we see clips from the musical and Heather is playing Heather basically it's like hello poor people welcome to rich county I'm sorry that you're poor I'm so sorry that you're poor goodbye goodbye poor people poor people

15:47Ben Mandelker: welcome to poor county where the birds fly low when the prices are high poor county poor county remember when your cart's full your heart's full brook county brook county i died i was like just when when just when heather said oh i've been taking classes at groundlings i mean when you look at heather dubrow the last thing that you think of is like groundlings that's also what i call the people on the first floor of our building by the way the groundlings but um she's i have to say ever since i moved to la it's been 24 years i've always wanted to take improv classes. I like, I was going to years and years ago and every time I'm like, Oh, I want to take improv classes.

16:30Ben Mandelker: I never, it's like maybe we'll do UCB maybe this years and years. And I just never did it. Something always came up. The scheduling never worked out. And I was talking to someone like a few months ago and I was like, you know, maybe this time I will take an improv class. Finally, I'll take an improv class. And I didn't. And I'm like, I think if I had just acted on that, I could have taken an improv class with Heather Dubrow. that would have just been the most hilarious, wonderful thing of all time. Yeah. Heather, it's yes and no, but. Yes and no.

17:01Ronnie Karam: Or they have an exercise where you stand across from the other person and you have to be the mirror for the other person, right? So the other person is like doing their makeup and you have to copy them. You start doing your makeup on the opposite side. Or you start like, it's like putting on a tie. It's like one guy's putting on a tie and Heather's putting on makeup. Heather, why are you putting on makeup? The guy's putting on a tie. I'm trying to help him. His skin needs help. His very poor skin. No, Heather, you're not supposed to do. You're not supposed to be the mirror of fixing them. You're supposed to do exactly what they do.

17:32Ronnie Karam: I don't have poor limbs. I just can't move like this.

17:38Ben Mandelker: I would love to see how they're doing that. It'd be very Snow White.

17:42Ronnie Karam: Queen encoded. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

17:52Ronnie Karam: all right heather um improvise uh pantomime um mopping your floor okay heather you're not moving i am i'm watching alfredo mop my floor no heather this is how i do it pick up the mop heather i didn't work so hard for this to get to this point work okay harder alfredo do more physicality please

18:16Ben Mandelker: okay everyone we're gonna need some suggestions from the audience some prompts to help the scene get along okay ma 'am you're right there oh oh me okay you have just told your servant to bring all your bowls to nobu because you're going to be having dinner with your family there later tonight

18:33Ronnie Karam: okay all right we just need one word one word to get this show going adjudicated adjudicated

18:42Ben Mandelker: okay we need a name wendy malik and i'll give you an adjective failure okay go

18:52Ronnie Karam: so they're like okay yes and also you know you know i came up doing musicals my career was in theater you've all heard this right that's how i started a theater career uh yeah musicals right Yes, I loved that. The audience loved it, more importantly. And so I've been taking vocal lessons again. I joined an acting class. They're just looking at her like, are you? They're looking at each other like, oh, my God, no. I say good for her because that you really have to put your pride to the side to be like, listen, I'm a rich woman who's not 20 because everyone in those classes is like 20 to 25. You know, it's like, I'm, I'm just some rich lady who's older than everybody else.

19:37Ronnie Karam: And I don't give a fuck. Like I'm going to do whatever I want. So good for her.

19:41Ben Mandelker: Like, I, I love the thought of like, there's like in her class is probably a bunch of like 23 or 24 year olds. And then Heather Dubrow, it's just like, it's like a weird version of strangers with candy, you know? And I also love that Heather's like, I am currently letting Bravo film me as I tried to transition out of Bravo. I mean, we've seen it before people singing like, et cetera, but like, it's so blatant. It's like moved to Beverly Hills. Like I'm moving out of the city that I'm supposed to be filming in and I'm actively doing whatever I can to get off of this show, to get out of reality TV.

20:20Ronnie Karam: So we go back to the vineyard And Shannon's like well Heather is taking comedy classes And she goes what? She wants to do comedy? Well that was my understanding of it I just cannot see Heather doing improv

20:36Tamra Judge: Yeah I've never really known her to be a comedian I mean come on

20:42Ben Mandelker: I can see Terry didn't get that patch And we see a flashback to Terry Making that stupid joke about Janet, Talia so then emily's like so by the way um jen asked me if i thought you heather were pacified tamra because you're scared of her are you scared of tamra heather and what was your response i'd like

21:00Ronnie Karam: to adjudicate this right now and emily's eyes are crying for no reason i'm like can emily see did she just get lasik what is happening so then we see um a flashback to this and emily saying to jen heather pacifies tamra because she doesn't want to get into it because she can't deal with Tamara's aggressiveness. She goes, well, I don't remember what I said exactly, but maybe I said that I thought that maybe you did. Well, first of all, Jen's statement is bullshit and everything happened in New Orleans. And then we met and I was trying to explain and I felt thrown away and everything. And I was like, what the fuck happened?

21:36Ronnie Karam: So I did say that to Tamara. Yeah, but during the lie detector test, you said you were scared of her. Well, when they asked me, are you scared of her? My brain went, yeah, because that was scary. Is that not a normal thing to say?

21:50Ben Mandelker: I said, yes, I am scared of her because I was afraid that she may actually just be a rabid raccoon wearing some sort of Terry Muglet dress. Like, oh, are you scared of her now? No, because I've gotten over that. I'm taking improv now. I'm so tired of hearing that I'm scared of Tamara. I'm the only person who told her how upset I was after New Orleans. And the rest of the group, oh, they're all bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. And then when they see her, it's like, oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay? I should have called. Who's scared? It's all you. Yes, and?

22:27Ronnie Karam: She's right, though. She at least stood up to Tamara. Nobody else does. And then they're like, it's scaredy cat.

22:34Ben Mandelker: I think she's exhausted by Tamara. She's like, I just want to have a season where I don't, I just don't want to deal with her first season. Let me have a break. I'm just going to pretend to be friends with her.

22:43Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So then the Vineyard ladies are taking a walk and Shannon's like falling down, you know, wackily. And they're cracking up. And then Gina and Tamara are talking.

22:56Tamra Judge: So Gina's like, so how do you think it's going with Shannon and Shannon? Well, I mean, I think Shannon's got some hesitation, you know, because she helps graces. She used to be a crutch holder. I mean, look at me. I called the girl a stupid drunk bitch for one year, and she still won't forgive me. I mean, what do I got to do? I'm never going to forget what happened last year. When she said, you like me now, I was like, I don't know how to react to that. I mean, it didn't help that I went, ah! But like I said, I really didn't know how to react.

23:27Ronnie Karam: Jen seems to be moving forward, but I'll be honest. Jen is very upset that you showed Heather that photo. Oh, my God. You and Emily. I can't with you two working in tandem. Jesus. I hope this is peaceful. Okay. Now I'm going to go start a fight. Also, by the way,

23:43Ben Mandelker: no subtlety, no subtlety whatsoever. But let's, let's not forget this one little thing that Tamara just said that Shannon really holds onto grudges. I was like, it's, it was like within the calendar year. And, um, she just got a DUI and she was working on like trying to drink more responsibly and be sober. and you were coming at her and screaming at her and saying that she was an alcoholic and now she's like, oh, she just can't get over it. She's such a grudge holder. It's like, no. She's allowed to hold this grudge for a little bit.

24:14Ronnie Karam: I'm not going to give that one to you, Tamara. It's typical, Tamara. You know, blow stuff up and it's like,

24:19Tamra Judge: oh my God, why is everybody so mad? Why are you kidding me? They said it's such a name. Everybody said it's a snowflake.

24:26Ronnie Karam: So then, now we see Jen and Jen talking to Gina in the bedroom, a flashback. and Jen's like yeah I saw Emily the other day and she brought up the fatty photo and I got pissy she's like oh well it's good to communicate things that bother you you don't want it to continue to happen you should tell Tamara right now like on this trip for sure you should definitely communicate but nothing changes until Tamara changes so Tamara's like well it wasn't like I showed you

24:54Tamra Judge: some fucking ugly picture or something well that's how it was presented Tamara and who presented it Heather Heather.

25:01Ronnie Karam: Oh, so now we're going to turn it around to Heather. It's Tamara who did all of this, and now we're going to turn this into a Heather fight.

25:10Ben Mandelker: Of course. So then we see like a flashback to Heather saying, Tamara said to me that Jen wants to be here, and then she showed me a picture of her as heavy, full-bodied, robust, large-boned, wide, big-shadowed.

25:30Ronnie Karam: Not like she was fat or anything. She just showed me a picture of her.

25:37Ronnie Karam: An unwanted photo of her. Hmm. How do I say this? Fleshy. A fleshy photo. It was a fleshy photo.

25:47Tamra Judge: Well, I didn't know it's presented as a fat photo. Well, I mean, when you told me that Tamara pulled out a fat photo, that's what I hear.

25:56Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I said that it was a fat photo. So Heather tried to set you up by calling it a fat photo, even though it wasn't a fat photo.

26:03Tamra Judge: Well, that's unfortunate that Heather made it out like that, because it wasn't a fat photo. It was just a photo that was fat. It was literally a fat photo. It was printed on very big paper. Okay, I'm guppling for everything.

26:19Ben Mandelker: So then, it's time for dinner. Jen's like, how was your walk?

26:25Tamra Judge: Because we barely made it for the landmines. Well, it wasn't his walk-in. She said, yeah, there was a lot of adventure there. But Gina brought up something on the walk. And she said that when we talked today, you didn't feel totally resolved. Do you want to resolve it right now? Oh, my God.

26:41Ronnie Karam: Thank you so much for asking. Okay. Go ahead, Ben. Please. I'm so sorry for interrupting you. Thank you so much. Go ahead, Ben. Thank you so much.

26:46Ben Mandelker: Go ahead. I believe at this point, they're sitting down for dinner, right? This is dinner time. They're sitting at that table for dinner. Right, Ronnie?

26:51Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Some meal. I have to say - What was some meal in housewives time?

26:55Ben Mandelker: Tamara is wearing like a cowboy hat and there's like, it's very sort of like warmly hued in there. It was like candlelit or something like that. The way with the way with her, she has like huge amounts of like eye makeup on like black eye makeup. And it basically makes her eyes. She looks like an alien. She truly looks like the, the tall grays or whatever it is like black eyes. They're fully black eyes. And she has her like tapered base. And I was like, this is it. Tamara is showing her full form. she is truly an alien now. And I like, I was like, this is, this wasn't even a joke. I was like, she literally looks like an alien.

27:31Ben Mandelker: She has arrived from another planet and now it all makes sense. She is not a human. It explains why she has so much difficulty with human emotions because she's just been trying to study and trying to fit in as best as her alien self can.

27:44Ronnie Karam: Okay. Well, thank you so much. You come in peace. I hear you. I will take you to my leader once I find him. But you know, the girls were telling me that you showed them a fatty photo. She goes, I never said it was a

27:56Tamra Judge: fatty photo. It was just a photo where you were fattening. It's not like I called you fat.

28:00Ronnie Karam: She's like, oh, well, then what was the intent?

28:03Tamra Judge: Oh, well, basically it was to call you fat. So you're calling me fat? No, I didn't call you fat. I just showed a fatty photo of you. I mean, what did you say to you? Are you going to get mad at the Bible that the bush burned? It's not the Bible's fault. It was just the scrap of the bush. Look, okay, I'm going to be totally honest, okay? I was talking about the fact that I felt like You just changed She just changed from one person that she was A super fat, ugly fat person And then you just changed And it just was like a lot to deal with And you were just different And you were this shy, timid, extremely fat girl before And now you were super insecure On behalf of you being fat And then you just changed completely You just changed into like a non-fat person That's all I was saying

28:43Ronnie Karam: Wait, so you're saying I look different to you?

28:46Tamra Judge: Yeah, you look totally different I mean, you were this shy, timid girl he was very fat and now you're this this you know want to be me girl he's not as fat what do you want i mean like you it's like you were super insecure and then you just changed now you're

29:01Ronnie Karam: not insecure i hate non-insecure people and so she's like okay well i did lose weight because when i was married i was so lonely and when the kids were napping not even hungry i would eat and snack because something about food made me happy well yeah welcome to my life like like why are we gonna make this now now jen's gonna piss me off in this scene because now she's acting like that was the worst thing in the world too so tamra's like um well now now our boots are out constantly

29:29Tamra Judge: she's always wearing tight things she she she's gonna get married to a man with a cyber truck she's driving around in the triangle fair people can't fit in triangles i remember hearing that ryan what he likes is tits on his dick and jen's pretty much like that so So guess what? I'm not fat shaming you. I'm skinny shaming you. Aha! So Jen's like, well, where did I show you any different friendship, by the way? Why is it a problem for you? Listen, I think it started becoming a problem when we did go to Cabo and Ryan's like, I'm in love with Jennifer and I would go, she's married and fat. And he goes, I know.

30:03Tamra Judge: She's going to leave her husband and then get skinny. And then two minutes prior to that, Will was at our house and now we're looking like assholes because we're hanging out with the boyfriend and I was like, I feel dirty. said I took a bath with him on camera and America loved him.

30:16Ronnie Karam: She's so full of shit and I'm glad that Shannon at least calls it out because she's like, I mean, can you look in the mirror because you had an affair with Eddie when you were married to Simon, so what? What?

30:29Tamra Judge: What? Okay, well, I'm sorry that I showed the picture. Okay, I'm sorry. Well, I feel like this is good because you guys are talking and you know what? Sorry's don't have any calories so you should take it. Can I see the picture please? Can I please see it? Okay, sure, bitch. It's like, yeah, let's put this picture to bed. I was just like, okay, like was that being shady? Probably, but yeah, take a look. Take a look. I was being shady because I was standing in front of somebody who created a lot of shade when they sit in front of the sun because you were really fat. You were so fat. Yeah, you know, tobacco does it, Jen?

31:05Tamra Judge: You wouldn't sit around the house. You would sit around the house.

31:09Ronnie Karam: Hey, yo. I've never really understood that joke. Truly. Really never understood that. But thank you. I mean, I think that's a nice thing to say, right? So they show her the picture, and Jen looks at her, and she goes, oh, that's a disgusting picture. Okay, now you're pissing me off. Because it's not disgusting to be five pounds overweight. What the fuck is wrong with you people, Jen? My God.

31:33Tamra Judge: Jen was like, yeah, well, it's not the best picture of me either, because I was a size minus one. And now I'm a size minus two. So I was so modified. Let me look at that.

31:44Ronnie Karam: Let me look at that. Honestly, it's not the best picture of either of you. Like, neither one of you wins. I'm like, okay, re-roll season one. What the fuck are wrong with you people? All of you are horrible. You're all horrible human beings. And Jen's like, why don't you go there, Tamara? I mean, this is such bullshit. If Evie did this to one of her girlfriends now at 14, I'd be like, you're a little bitch. And also, you're the new mother of five new cats. so please take care of them.

32:12Tamra Judge: You showed this picture because you have low self-esteem because you are so insecure so you had to find some photo of me

32:18Ben Mandelker: to pass around to our girlfriends that made you feel better. By the way, thank you so much. Thank you for reminding me of that wonderful day that we took that photo. That was a lovely time. Thank you so much. Thank you, Matt.

32:26Tamra Judge: I'm thin secure. I'm thin secure. You're right. I'm secure in my thin, thin entity. But I apologize. That was shitty for me to do.

32:33Ronnie Karam: Oh, I hear that, Tamara. I hear it. I hear it. But you know what? I'm like, I'm myself for the first time at 47 years, and I think the problem, you don't like this version of me, you don't like this me, and I can tell.

32:43Tamra Judge: She's like, no, that's not true. I just like you're so much stronger, you know, holding back forks, and you've got more of an opinion about, you know, just dumb things that don't make much sense, and you have a voice now, because your mouth is not always shut full of Pop-Tarts. So I actually love that. Good for you. Okay, well, it doesn't feel like you do support me. Listen, I just told you I was pissed off you because you kept fucking poking at me you know when i podcast no one wants to accept it they just want to fight back with me bitch so tamra's like what do you want me to say you want blood you want blood um actually yes um my my uh my vampire facialist has actually closed down so i could actually use a little bit of blood in my face right now tamra when are you

33:26Ronnie Karam: opening your veins so then now shannon's furious for no reason she's like oh you know what tamra You know what? You don't want to take accountability for what you do. You go low.

33:38Tamra Judge: You go low. That's what you go. I do take accountability. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, bitch. It's so sincere. Every single time. Okay, you go low when you're mad, and we all need to say, oh, it's okay. Tamara can go low because that's just who she is. Well, I don't go that low, and she doesn't go that low, and you don't go that low, and the hot dog man back there, he doesn't go that low.

33:59Ronnie Karam: He actually did just go low. He hid behind the hot dog cart.

34:02Tamra Judge: Stop crunching down. I can still see you. I got you. Look inside the hot dog bun. Oh, yeah, it was Shannon. You just stood behind everyone's back because you don't want people to know.

34:16Ben Mandelker: Oh, isn't that all right? Not all right. But like, isn't that like if you're going to go low? I mean.

34:23Tamra Judge: So Shannon's like, you know what? I'd like you, Tamara. Believe that, I'd like you. Oh, it really sounds like it. And I have reservations at the Olive Garden later. Does anyone want to go to the Olive Garden? This food is just not doing it for me.

34:34Ronnie Karam: I don't know if you realize how hard it was last year because there was not one time that you did not come after me.

34:41Tamra Judge: Well, I was hurt though. I was hurt because I thought we were so close.

34:46Ronnie Karam: No, you spent the entire previous year talking about Shannon being a shitty friend to you because of her divorce with David and like, you know, sucking the life out of you. So she goes, well, apparently it's just fun to call me a drunk and a C word and an alcoholic and have another drink every time you see me. I mean,

35:07Tamra Judge: I don't want to go back with Shannon, but you would drink and you would say things that were not great about people. Okay, well, then let's go back. Let's go back. I mean, even Gina said she's concerned about your drinking right now. Right, Gina?

35:22Ronnie Karam: Oh, God. So predictable. What? What? What do you mean? What Gina? Who?

35:33Tamra Judge: What? Who? Who? What? What? I worry about you.

35:38Ronnie Karam: I worry about you. That's what I said. And then it's like, done, done, done. And we close the episode.

35:46Ben Mandelker: To be continued, was Gina being shitty like usual or was Gina being shitty like usual? We'll have to wait and see next week.

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