#3022 RHOC S19E13 Part 2: Seriously Funny

0:20Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crapens. this is part two of a two-part recap if you're like hey wait a minute i didn't hear part one guys it's because we put out a lot of recaps go back and listen to part one okay it's before this one bye enjoy the show so now they all start showing up at um uh at tamra's house and emily's emily is there first and um she's like you know she's just talking we know emily i brought one I've got my own in my purse just in case this one sucked you gluten-free terrorist well look I need a drink before I talk about Gretchen's Gretchen's that's okay yeah I'll do that okay um so uh can I want to talk to you something about something okay I was personally surprised by some by the things that Gretchen was saying because they were not on brand for how she likes to portray herself, you know, as this very Christian person.

1:24And which is fair. And Emily's like, yeah, because before we went to LA to pick you up, she and Slater, her daughter, I just like prayer moment. And I was like, should I be invited to this? Which did actually kind of make me laugh. It was like, okay, we're going to pray for safety, but Emily, we're not going to include you in this. And then we saw that they literally gathered together and prayed. The cameras are here. You know what that means? Prayer time. Give me a fucking break. They stand behind the car and start praying. I was like, can someone put this fucking car in reverse? Make yourself useful.

1:59Did they do this prayer before spreading these lies about Tamara? Or before Slade did his stand-up and called Vicky Miss Piggy? I'm just wondering when the prayer sessions are so I can just mentally prepare for them. Just wondering. Yeah, you know what? People who are godly and pray like that and go spread rumors about people, they're hiding behind the Jesus curtain. I saw her backstage. I was like, okay, baptism, Tamara. I know. The camera sort of like lingered on her for a moment. They didn't give her a full but they kind of gave like, the music kind of did like a little bit of a half coconut.

2:33It was like, I love that. Like everyone who watched knows. Like that's why it's so good to really like watch all of the show because if you just came in three seasons ago, you do not understand the irony of tamra saying that but if you obviously are like a long timer you're like oh these these seeds they come back as beautiful bushes later on in life oh man that's so sweet and saying tamra has a beautiful bush so he's like yeah i want to talk about la okay with gretchen heather and me and we're going to bed and we played a game and one of the questions was who do you trust the least by the way i was the one who made up the questions and asked who do you trust the least which of course I'm like, what the, Emily's so ridiculous.

3:20She makes the whole drama. She asks the question, she gets the answer. And then now she throws herself under the bus to have a fight with Tamara. That's how desperate they are right now. But I don't even care because it's so fucking funny. But there's also, what's also sort of shitty about it is that like she, well, she throws Heather under the bus right now. She, and then she takes accountability and says, I said it too, but she gets to Tamara first. And this is something I feel like she always does. She gets there first. So that way she gets kind of like the first wave of like, like anger, but like she gets the credit for being the one to say it.

3:54And which somehow makes you like more accountable when it's just more like you had a faster car. Like you just, your schedule was earlier. And so now Heather looks like more of the asshole because like Heather was like not accountable. Whereas Emily was accountable. And it's just like, that's a, it's just shitty because like you create a trap. Yeah. You create a trap and then you go and then you tell the person first and then you're off the hook when you're just as culpable. and if anything you started it you started it on purpose and now you're doing the bare minimum to get yourself out of it to start other people to fight you know it's just so Emily she does it all the time and Tamara falls for it you know just like they all fall for Tamara's stuff every time Tamara falls for their stuff too you know and that's why this show is so fucking funny because they can just trigger each other so easily it's like watching all those dominoes in sports you know when they make those huge intricate designs and you're like surely this isn't going to fall and they all fall and it's beautiful every time it's beautiful but you know the other thing is that by emily doing this it's kind of like that perfunctory thing that they do on the real housewives of beverly hills all the time when you know with the fox force five whenever people say like you guys are just like you guys don't hold each other accountable so they go through the motions of pretending that they are so this is emily's way of saying i don't just do whatever tamra says look didn't you see that scene where i told her that i wouldn't trust her so it's like okay like you're like you're yes you are saying this, but your actions show totally different.

5:17So, but that being said, it was hilarious because she is saying to Tamara, like, I don't trust you with private information. And Tamara's like, well, no, my fear is that if things were to go wrong, that you were just like, go look something up. And that's like a legitimate fear. Okay, but before we even go into all this, Emily is the queen of looking things up. I mean, she came last year with a whole file on katie and her divorce and her arrest or her whatever that she was going through and that road rage thing and everything else i mean she is the queen of doing research how did this season begin yes this whole season has been emily doing research it's like katie spoke to a spoke to a nanny and told the nanny to go onto a podcast then the nanny went to onto a podcast ma 'am if you like why don't you focus on other things than like who is like what low level like hanger on is like going on to what podcast like who cares no one would know about this podcast no one would care about this podcast if you didn't like announce it on a megaphone here on this show yeah well the worst i think the worst stuff was the katie you know this is what happened in your divorce your kids were oh that was terrible and you're you know then there was this arrest where she got someone else arrested she got this road rage thing whatever all that shit was like she's the queen of this stuff so uh tamar's like like you were saying that hurts my feelings it's my feelings since you didn't say that how could you do that in front of a gluten-free baker i know it hurts your feelings i know i know i know i'm not loyal to your fault hey lady do you remember earlier what did i what was the first thing i told you when i came into my house cake lady she's like uh you told me to eat some gluten that's right that's right i am loyal to a fault which is why i am actively not part of the trace of meekers anymore i'm just so honest i'm honest with everybody what have i ever done to her that she would not judge me jammer's unpredictable i mean there's all kind of articles that my husband's cheating on me?

7:29I don't know where that came from. I don't know. Okay, so now you're blaming Tamara for there being articles about your husband being an asshole. I mean, listen, I mean, I think Tamara is an asshole, but you're all assholes, Emily, and I don't know that I, I think that's pretty ballsy for you to accuse Tamara of spreading articles that your husband's cheating. First of all, Tamara would be a little bit more believable than that, because I don't believe anybody watching this show thinks, wow, there's a man with a really crazy sex drive. Yeah, exactly. I think that Emily thinks she's the Greek chorus on this show, but she's real.

8:09Like she doesn't realize she's tipped into like enemy terror. Like you're not, I mean, you're, you're a villain and you think that you're being very relatable right now, but you're actually just being hypocritical. So, um, to Emma is like, look, you have to admit that you do things like that. Okay. You can't just like have clean hands all the time and everybody else else is a villain. She's like, what? I can't. I can't. I need this. You're pissed? No. I can't. I can't. I cannot get fucking hurt by you. I can't. I'm not hurt. I'm not pissed. I'm hurt. I'm going up the stairs. I'm going up the stairs.

8:42And she looks behind to make sure the cameras are following her. So I'm going up the stairs. You guys coming? Okay, yeah. I'm going up the stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now Emily is stuck alone down there with the cake lady. and she's like well here we are she's like yeah I'm just staying over here in my little buttercream corner buttercream corner love that show I understand that Tamara's upset at me but I will apologize to her because we've had a good relationship you know and then Gina walks and says hi you came at a good time What happened? Well, Tamara's pissed at me and she just left.

9:26Already? We didn't even decorate cakes yet. I think it's because these are gluten-free and she knows it'll be not worth the calories. No offense, Lisa. We just hear Klomping come down the stairs to Tamara's coming back. It's like, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. I've been in my fields. It still really hurts. Oh, ha. So, um, Gina's like, yeah, I feel like when you're storming off in your own house, it's not a good storm. So Tamara hugs Gina And she's like what's wrong Are you mad to you all What's wrong with you all I'm good I'm good don't even talk about it Can we finish this conversation Yeah when I get done When I get done I'm busy right now Pulling out gluten free stuff from the refrigerator Why Why are you like mad Tamara Because apparently I can't be trusted It just hurts my feelings because I support And I support and I support railroading one person off this cast every season and no one ever has my back about it All I do is support and nobody supports me bitch We support yo, right?

10:31Look I can name all the time Emily say something No, no, I don't think that's true because honestly through this whole situation with Gretchen I've been like trying really hard to support like when Gretchen like said those things about you. I was like Like, let's hear the video. I want to see Tamra having sex with someone. I want to see Tamra cheating. Like, that was me really supporting you. Yeah, like, it's hard to see both sides. Yeah, but for her to see another side to things, like, I'm sorry it hurt you. I don't want to hurt you, Tamra. I don't want to hurt you. Okay, well, listen, I want to tell you personally, like, I thought it was really cool that you fucked Hanson.

11:11Well, yeah. I mean, I was kind of, like, hoping that you did, because like, yo, what are details? And by the way, guys, I could have recently fucked him. I could have if I wanted to. And by the way, I talked to his wife and she gave me a screenshot. Look at this screenshot. It says Nelson said that Tim Bedrandi just followed him. And they're like, I fucked Nelson and Hanson. I love them. All their wives called me. All ten of their wives. Tamara's defense that she won't go and look something up about you. The moment she gets mad at you is that she goes and presents some stuff she looked up about Jen.

11:52That she was in contact with the wife talking about it and the wife is sending her screenshots. This shit's so funny. I love that she's friends with the wife. That's hilarious. So she's like, yeah, just followed him. Wait a minute. Does she want Dirt or does she want tickets? Tickets to what? I think she actually literally wants dirt. Excuse me, I'm trying to grow a garden and I was wondering if you have any dirt that I can borrow. I don't want to go to Home Depot. So Tamara's like, I don't even follow that thing. Yeah, because it's not appropriate. Yeah, but as a fan and a millennial, that's okay, that's okay.

12:36Like everybody follows Nelson.

12:41so now jen comes like hi everybody hi oh my god are these cakes this is so beautiful wow everything's so beautiful thank you so much for having me cake thank you so much for being made out of edible things i love edible things thank you so much for being here so jen uh saying you know i've been burnt i've been apologized to and i just get sucked right back in but enough about ryan this cake decorating seems like it'll be a safe place for me and tamra so they are like ready to decorate and everything and now Heather arrives and this lady is basically giving like a cake seminar but first the ladies are checking out the charcuterie and she's like oh well there's a turkey here which is oh look protein and a radish okay well I don't know if I have to have any cake today because I already had some indulgence with this radish okay sorry ladies no cake for me have you seen Gretchen?

13:31I saw Gretchen she actually feels bad does she feel bad? yeah I was going to wait for you to say it. You just say it so much better. Thank you. I feel the end. That's not what I said. Oh, Tamara's like, well, have they told me that she actually believes her lies? Maybe you told me that. Maybe you told me that. That's not what I said. I said, Gretchen doesn't lie, but when she speaks, she believes what she's saying. Oh yeah, like a sociopath. I did not call her a sociopath. I just called her a poor Megyn Kelly. That's it. But that's what the sociopath is. She's saying she's a sociopath because she said she didn't think that the sociopath did.

14:12I'm saying to her, it is her truth. It is her truth. So she's a psycho. She murdered her mother. Now she kept her mother in the bedroom. She's now dressing like her mother and killing ladies in the shower. I never said that. I am saying she just believes the things that come out of her mouth. Like when Wendy Malick said, I think I'm going to have a long and prosperous career. I said, she believes it. It's a lie to me but to her it's true. Do you understand? Okay, then what's Wendy Maddock? A poriopath. Okay. Poriopath.

14:53But that's the same thing we say about Katie. She lies so much that she believes what she's saying. Yeah, by the way, I talked to Katie yesterday. and I'm going to meet with her. What do you think about that? What do you think about that? Don't tell me everything. What do you think about that? What do you think about that? I don't know. I don't know. She didn't tell me what went down. We killed her. No. No, she's back. No, don't do it. Why would you believe that anything that she has to say? Why are you going to sit with her, Tamara? Because there's something she said that resonated with me. Bitch!

15:28And then Tamara tells us, yeah, something in my gut's telling me that Gretchen 100 % told Katie that I drugged her. Well, you already know that. But we know why Tamara's meeting with Katie because she needs an ally. This whole cast is turning against her and she's gonna go get Katie back on this show. And not only is she getting Katie back on the show, on social media, she's going over time. They're posting photos together. I mean, like just yesterday, there was one of the two of them is like three identical photos, like just ever so slightly different. and I was like so first of all Tamara's now positioning herself with the fan favorite at the moment which is so Tamara she's so shrewd she's so I mean she really she just knows how to play this game because now she's cozying up to Katie and Katie who earlier this season was like oh my god everyone Tamara's the devil now Katie is with Tamara because she's the only one who's like being nice to her it's kind of it's amazing how housewives politics works yeah it really is so emily it's like wait so you're gonna sit down with someone that hurt me and my children that her called her racist that recorded her without her knowledge she went after you when then you're gonna sit down with her and you're gonna believe in this moment you're gonna believe what she has to say because that works for your narrative against grudger i was settled down turkey sandwich okay she didn't hurt you and your children okay and like she called gina racist this because Gina was, it was honestly, it was rude what Gina said.

16:59And then like recording Shannon without her knowledge. Okay, sure. But like it's, this was not like Shannon recorded people too. Yeah, exactly. Like this was not leaked to the press. It was just something that she and her husband were basically giggling over because Shannon was being ridiculous. It's just these are not the worst infractions, Emily. Like get over it. Yeah. And so she's like, I want to share some detailed information. Nothing's wrong with details, are there? What do you guys hate details now? Send us your pets. Have to send it. Have to send it. Yeah. Well, I don't want to know anything.

17:34Because honestly, if you sit down with her, that really pisses me off. And then you want to be upset that I said I didn't trust you. Which is a fair point. And so Debra's like, yeah, but there's a big difference between me and Ashley. I mean, no, it's not a big difference. It's worse. Oh, this is great. Can we just decorate the cakes now, guys? No, I'm pissed. I'm really pissed off. Okay, this would be more effective if you didn't have icing all over your face. He's been sitting there just like licking the icing spoon. Which someone's going to have to eat that, ma 'am. Okay. I know. So now Heather, meanwhile, since Heather got there later, she didn't even realize that there was a whole fight at the beginning of the scene.

18:14She goes, wait a second. She's mad at you because you said you didn't trust her. Yeah, I told her that. Well, we all said that. I mean, everyone knows. Don't trust Tamara, right? And I was like, well, I mean, look, because she can dish it, but she can't take it. And speaking of dishing, does anyone want to get some radishes from that charcuterie tray with me? No? Okay, that's fine. Where's the chocolate fountain to dip those into? Because I'm not really understanding the point. Is there mayo for these radishes? No? Okay. So Tamara's argument is, why are they all sitting there with Gretchen? who's done a hundred times worse than what Kate has done to any of them and they're not having a problem with her.

18:49It's double standards. That's double standards. And it just makes me sick in this group. So, um, now, Heather... Tamara says this. I love this. So Tamara's in the kitchen, so Heather walks into and Tamara goes, well, I'm gonna bake cakes and this will be the last time I ever film. After what you fucking did to me, Heather, to browse. She goes, me? What did I do? Yeah, Emily came here earlier to tell me all What about what you did, bro? Because you don't trust me. I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I'm hurt. Hold on. I'm going to walk up the city. I'm going to walk up. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. It's time for a commercial.

19:29It's time for a Crappens commercial.

19:36I love Tamara trying to pull this card of like, I will make cakes and then I'm quitting. but then she tries to make Heather feel bad and she's going to come on with a strong offense but Heather is like does not even flinch she goes really because I'm hurt by you you blew me off in New Orleans and I sat down with you at a shitty restaurant that I had to pay for both of us and you weren't nice to me and then Shannon just told me the other day that you were shit talking my career again what a big fucking joke No, no, not that kind of joke, Alfredo. I should talk to you. Oh, I did. I should talk to you.

20:15Yes, that I'm in the groundlings. She's not funny. Does she think she can be a comedian? Well, I've got Reba McIntyre here on FaceTime to tell you exactly what kind of comedian I am. Just a blank phone, Heather. Reba. Reba. Alfredo, go get Reba. Go to her house and make sure she's breathing. put a mirror under her nose and make sure she's still with us oh god please please reba still be with us no that was it was a serious request alfredo

20:51so heather has now managed to turn this like tamra was ready to have a pity party and get mad at what heather said at this and heather's like uh-uh ah guess what you're in the hot seat now because you talked about my comedy career because so tamra's like well let's ask all the kids if that's what I said because I don't remember saying that. Oh, so then Gina walks in and she's like, so Gina, what happened when you guys were in Temecula and my career came up and the groundlings came up? Did you just laugh the way the audiences laugh for me all the time because I'm a comic actress? So Gina just paused.

21:25I was like, oh, she goes, what are you going to laugh, Gina? She goes, well, like we didn't know what it was. We didn't know what it was. Well, Shannon told me that it was a big joke, a big Big joke. Well, Shannon told her that we were making fun of her. And Gina goes, well, I didn't know that you were like a comedian, Heather. I mean, I've never seen this funny side from you before. Like, when did Heather become funny? I just don't know. She tells us, who's telling Heather Dubrow she's funny? Like the sales associate at Bergdorf's. Yeah, Gina got her funny line in for the season. I'm very funny.

22:05Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Alfredo, get the door. God damn it. You see? I'm hilarious. It's very funny. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Alfredo didn't kick it to the side like I told him to. You see? See? Alfredo laughing. Alfredo, just for the record, you were slow with that knock, knock joke we did before. Thank you. Thank you for the retroactive one. Wait, Alfredo, why are you laughing? What do you mean you're on with Reba? Show me Reba. Oh, she hung up. Okay, well, we will get her back on the phone. I'm glad she's still with us. So then Gina's like, well, I'm sorry. And she's like, so what do you think acting is?

22:52Well, there's like different lanes. And to be honest, I don't know you as a comedian. Well, why don't you go watch anything I've ever done? For instance, a 1997 pilot I did for CBS that never made it to air. It's on YouTube somewhere, I'm sure. I mean, look. I think it's not nice for people to pretend Heather's never done anything. I mean, Heather has done things. But when she says things like, well, why don't you go watch anything I've ever done? Is anything even available? I don't think it is. I don't think I can just go on Peacock and watch anything that you've done except this. Like, I don't think it's available.

23:26It's like in the vault somewhere. I actually do think Heather has a point in that, like, she's doing, like, it is funny that she's doing comedy. because like we just don't think of heather dubrow as comedy but as as her friends they should be supportive but instead they just like shit on her which is really mean i mean we're allowed to shit on her but you guys are ostensibly her friends and you guys get free meals off of her so you should be supporting whatever comedy career she's pursuing yeah so she's like wow so gina you're my close friend and you have no idea that i was a sitcom actress for years and then we cut to Shannon outside.

24:04She goes, oh, well, I guess I'm the asshole because I brought it up, but everyone in there is talking about it. So I guess it's my fault now. Okay, okay. Well, it is not your fault because you did bring it up and you did bring it up in a disparaging way. Like, oh, did you hear that Heather's doing a comedy?

24:25So Gina's like, well, I'm sure you were very, very funny when you were on all those sitcoms in 1994. but I'm sure you were, but like I was in like fourth grade. Listen, ma 'am, you cannot come on here and talk about your love of 98 degrees because you're an elder millennial and then you're going to like shit on someone else for also having something that was exciting for them in the 90s. Guess what? I'm coming for you too, Gina. It's also shitty with Gina's like constant age shaming. Like, oh my God, like I'm so young. Like how would I know? Yeah, and then you were her age and guess what you had accomplished by her age when she was doing that?

24:57Nothing. So shut the fuck up, Gina. You know? Don't make me stand up for Heather Dubrow. This pendulum swings real quick over here. It really does. Come on. So Gina's like, I just don't find you that funny. And Heather's like, Oh, really? And then Emily, you want to make fun of me as an athlete. That is funny. And Gina's like, what does that mean? She means like, look, you want to make fun of me as an athlete? Fine. That's funny. That's fine. but like i'm a comic actress you can't make fun of me for that yeah so she's like okay then you need to write down all the rules and have a okay and for us like what's funny oh no it's not a rule because if i slightly go out of bounds and that's the end of the world i can't even tell somebody pursuing comedy that they're not funny without them getting offended anymore am i wrong am i wrong like come on should we flash back to the season where um gina decided to launch a skincare company and Shannon was like, oh, I didn't know she was into business.

26:02Gina's like, oh my god, how could you not be supportive of me? How dare you disparage my company? Wasn't that a thing? Which is gone now, by the way. Cara Bella, more like Cara, bye-bye. Hey! Thank you, Alfredo. Yes, Alfredo, thank you for that. Well, maybe it's not gone, I don't know, but we never hear about it anymore. So Gina is, now Gina's the offended one, which is, hello, the show. So now Gina's the offended one. She's like, yeah, like, Tamron could tell you to fuck off all day long, but I slightly go out of the rules, and that's not okay. She's like, no, Gina, and I get the things. Like, I get it.

26:39There's no standards. Oh, so you're so afraid of confrontation, but not with me, Heather. You're like afraid of everybody, but not for me, all right? Really? I'm not afraid of confrontation? You just think I was born with claw hands? These were evolved from confrontations, okay? You can only swing your fingers through the air so many times before they evolve into a tiny little claw. But you're not afraid of it with me, but you're afraid of it with everyone else. And she goes, no, I'm not afraid of it with anyone. Well, that's how I feel. Well, how you feel is bullshit. Gina is like, Gina doing this thing of like, I can never say one wrong thing.

27:16It's because you pretend like you were someone's friend and that you're supportive. And then you say shitty things and people get really mad at that because it feels more duplicitous. as opposed to Tamara who they just know who Tamara is. Yeah, Gina's an asshole. She's just not a good friend on this show. She's not a good friend anyway. She's done this shit to Emily too. She's just not a very nice friend. So it's like whenever she starts, and she does the same thing that everybody else does whenever she's called out. Instead of just saying sorry, she's like, no, you're not funny. Why am I the mean one?

27:47Like now you're a victim. I know she does. So Heather's like, well, you were pissed at Tamara when we were in New Orleans. I'm the only one that sat down with Tamara when we came back and said, my father was mean in restaurants. Like, oh, my God. Like, oh, my God. Like, all these bitches were also laughing at you and your lack of comedic ability. Like, this is, like, bullshit. I feel bad for myself. So now they go off to talk on the side. So Tamara's loving this, you know, because she got another fight started. And so now it's not all about her. So she's smiling now. She's like, just we gotta decorate the cake.

28:27So Jen's like, wow, you know what? I just, I don't really view Heather as a standup comedian or whatever it's called. I just, I'm sorry. I just love like the once per season episode where they do question Heather's career. Like it's just been going on for so many years and every time it happens, it's just the funniest thing. Even Jen is like, I just don't see her as a standup comedian. She's like, don't tell her that. Be quiet. Shh. I told her that yesterday. Yeah. But I mean, like, Jen, you were teaching Pilates classes in a parking lot. I mean, come on. You know, it's like, I guess everyone has an opinion, but it's just like sometimes coming from some of these people.

29:06It's like, just look at your own life. You know, I think that's the thing. Yeah. None of us see Heather as a, as like lady of comedy. But at the same time, I'm also going to like oddly defend her decision to go down this wacky route for herself. because actually when she said it, like when Heather says that she's a comedic actress, I was like, actually, if you think about it, that is all, that's what she does. She just does sitcoms. She does sitcoms all the time, but that's, and isn't that so great? Isn't that so beautiful that, that actually in the room is so serious. In a ground class, they're probably really impressed with her because that's the goal is to go do sitcoms and be on TV and stuff.

29:43And also improv isn't necessarily for the most hilarious. You don't have to be hilarious to do it. There's a whole bunch of stuff that goes into it. It's like teamwork and all this other stuff that doesn't, it's not like she's getting up there and doing standup. I mean, that would be different. If Heather got up and was doing like the Reza storyline from Shaw's where he's like, I'm a standup comedian now. Well, have you ever seen Asians drive? You know, shit like that where you're like, oh, my God, please. No. But I don't know. Cut her a break, ladies. Yeah. So now hilarious. And if I had known this at the time, I would have been at that fucking show.

30:16I'm telling you that. I would have been 100%. hundred percent like i i love this i i just love this episode because i'm like bouncing back and forth between whose side i'm on like so quickly and i love when that happens so heather is now sitting with gina to try to like she's gonna do the it's like in that movie philadelphia it's like explain this to me like i'm a six-year-old she's like let me explain to you acting okay i have put my shit aside to raise my family and i'm now in a space a very large space with views of all across Los Angeles where I'm like, I'm back. I'm near Drake. And you know, you don't know shit about my career.

30:52Do you know that I did stand up? Aha, I do do stand up. That's very brave. Gina just gives the most condescending answer. Oh my God, that is so brave. Did you know that women be shopping? Women be shopping. And it's hard. and to say you're just going to jump back in, everyone in the class is 25 years old and it's terrifying and I have self-doubt. Am I still talented? Can I still do this? Why hasn't Reba called me back? Is there a place for me out there? Does anyone know Jane Leeds' phone number? So Gina's like, well, you know, I don't know you as Heather Page Kent, that actress who was doing all these comedy things and used to sing songs in the attic in her sorority house in Syracuse University.

31:41I mean, because your personality is not like that. And she's like, oh, so what you really want to do is surround yourself with people that emotionally support you or at least take your flatware to Nobu. And I really thought Gina was that person on both fronts. Well, I was wrong. Wrong. No, I'm not saying you're humorless at all. Like, I support you. I support you. I'm proud of you, my friend, for doing these amazing things. I just, do you charge for those things? Do people have to pay for that? Well, I'm sorry that you think I'm so humorless. Hey, stop that. So now we see Shannon just watching all of this.

32:23And Tamara's like, I'm just going to decorate these cakes because no one can stop fighting. So gluten-free lady is like, okay, here's how we do it. Here's how we decorate a cake. And Emily's, of course, eating all the buttercream and shit. and Shannon's just looking around like, are we going to actually have to do this? Then we go back to Gina and Heather and they apologize and make, or Gina apologizes and they make up. Gina's like, yeah, Heather's very funny, okay? I was wrong. She's my funny friend, but don't put me on a lie detector test and ask me, okay? She's my funny friend. And Heather does get one more lick and she goes, and by the way, I had to audition and I got in.

33:07So just put that feather in your cap. Oh, I forgot you had to return your cap. You saw that scene earlier today. So they are back in the kitchen. And now it's like wacky cake decorating, make the cake. And Shannon's like, well, I'm not really a baker. I'm more of a chef. And then they just do a quick cut too. It's salmon with cream cheese, right, everyone? Oh. Who doesn't want salmon on their cream cheese? so they're doing the cake thing where you splatter the icing down and you turn it around on the little thing and they're you know whatever making fun of each other's joke you know making fun of each other's cakes and we get gina's like oh my god like give me a blow job we see their cakes um i think gina's actually gina has the best cake like i think by like a country mile she i think she actually makes cakes because gina's cake isn't even decorated on the side it's just like she put some stuff on top.

34:05Yeah, but she did a clean frosting on the side. I think Jen's is the best. I would say Jen's is number two for me personally. She did a really good job with the flowers all over the side. Tamara's is the worst by far. It looks like it's bleeding. It literally looks like it's Amityville horror, like the walls are bleeding out of her cake. It does look kind of like a circus tent that has been taken over by demons and now blood is coming out the walls. Heather's doesn't look so bad. It's not very smooth, but it's kind of pretty-ish. They all look good, honestly. Heather's top design is like the ring of flowers is very well done, but her sides are not smooth.

34:51And Shannon's is actually decent, but it's a little lopsided and the top decoration could be a little cleaner. It's very Shannon. It's very like, oh, I broke my readers. Guess I got to decorate a cake without being able to see clearly. There's just little pieces of the broken cup from earlier in the day, however. Yeah, and Emily's is just sort of sad and lumpy. So they're like, okay, judge our cakes. And the gluten-free lady is like, um, no, I'm not going to do that. Okay, I will not be judging your cakes. So now miserable Emily is over there licking off a spatula. And Tamara's like, okay, everybody.

35:28So after I left the tactical place I was clearly upset So I called Nelson And I had a long long conversation And so Gina leaves to go to the bathroom And um And she sent me this screenshot Right here Nelson's wife gave me this screenshot Here it is Jen Petranti Following Nelson And Heather's like who Jen goes me Wait a minute Jennifer who Me Heather Petranti I don't know her. It's me, Heather. Did you bring my car around? Alfredo, get our keys from this lady and give her a five. Tamara, why do you care about this? Why do you have this printout right here? And Shannon's like, oh, well, she just keeps coming up with the evidence.

36:18She just keeps coming up with the evidence. I keep coming up with radishes. I'll have another one, please. Thank you. What's your father named Jen? Who's Jen? Because you guys have a situation and I heard about it and she said he was a producer or something like that so I was looking into that and Jan was like oh here she goes evidence and videos I can't I cannot I cannot so now she's getting herself all worked up and meanwhile Jen is just playing dumb she's doing the Jen thing where she's like well I mean you know I heard about the thing with you guys and I don't know I was just looking it was just innocent Instagram things and then it cuts to Jan and she goes I was hoping that if I followed this guy and he saw my name he would tell me some gossip.

36:59That's why. That's why I was doing it. Why do you think I was following him? Yeah, she's literally just like, yeah, I was being messy, you know? So then she's like, oh yeah, well why do you feel the need at 522 to follow him? And Jen's like, you know the fucking time? That's crazy. You're so psychotic the way you're following the way I'm being messy. So then they go outside again. They've been going in and out of this house the entire time. And Jen's like, this is fucking nuts. I want to move forward but then you do shit like this just like bugs me so much like how are we supposed to move forward if i can't look shit up on you and you don't look shit up on me at the same time

37:37uh so shanna's like well why did you follow him because i want to know who we're talking about that's all yeah but can't you look without following why follow i know everything that malik's doing i don't follow her on the instagram i'm not a loser well i don't know i just followed him. It's a little messy, Jen. It is a little messy. Okay. She says as a manila envelope tucks out of her purse with information on Katie's whole backstory. I know. Exactly. Guys, please stop talking about Dawson's tattoo. He's really proud of it. No, your behavior's messy. That's what I'm talking about. So now Heather goes inside back into the kitchen where Tamara is and Heather's like, well, I don't know why she followed her.

38:17I mean, who cares if a maid follows some singer? Like, everyone's got fans right? No big deal. I just told her that she was being super shady. She went after me like, oh, I don't know, Heather. You know what, Heather? I'm just like done. I'm done. I'm done with the show. I'm quitting again. I can't take it. She's going to quit again. Wow. What a surprise. She's going to quit again. That's like me saying I'm going to quit tortilla chips. Good luck, lady.

38:46And then they come out with lime flavored. More! Foiled again. Foiled again. I thought we were close. And for you to say that, Anna, for you to say that, it's so bad. I'm going to quit again. I'm going to quit again. She's like, I don't trust you with my feelings. Yes. And then Tamara just stops pretending to cry. There's no tears there. And she goes, you can't trust me. She's like, my feelings were her too. And we should be able to talk. But you don't want to hear what I have to say. No, you don't want to hear what I have to say. No, I heard what you have to say. I heard what you have to say.

39:19No, you didn't. Then we'll just not agree. You were very aggressive with me when I sat there. You were so aggressive. It's called comic timing. I am learning it in the groundlings. It was comedy, not aggression. But that was the longest time in my fucking life. I know somebody who's got cancer. How dare you, Heather? How dare you? So then Heather's like, I don't agree that I was aggressive with you. Okay. I sat down with you. I tried to tell you this thing about my dad. It was a piece of storyline for me. I was starting my story. It was the first beat. And you were supposed to, yes, and, that's improv talk, and you said, no, but, and I didn't appreciate that.

40:01You did not want to listen to a story about how my dad screamed in a restaurant one time. You just don't like me, Heather. You just don't like me. That is so, well, that is so, that is so, yes, and, yes, and, I don't like you. yes and I'm disgusted by you. See? It's a full concept. You proved it over and over again. And I've been making tears. Ridiculous, Tamara. So she drops it and drops her fake tears again. She's like, I'm done. She gets her drink and storms out. I'm going up the stairs now. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. So the producer's like have you ever given these women any reason not to trust you?

40:49And Tamara's like, I'm here. I'm not gonna answer that It just makes me sad I know I'm not perfect Oh, typical Bravo I'm not perfect I'm so sorry, I'm not perfect Everybody I know I'm a good person I'm not a liar, I'm not a cheater So for them to say that they don't trust me That feels like an attack on my character And it makes me just want to Shut down You might as well call me the US government Yeah, just do it already. Stop threatening us. So Heather rejoins the group and they're all like, God, let's just go. Because Tamara's up there having another fit. She's climbed up the stairs for the third time in the episode and quit for the third time.

41:36They're just like, oh, God. And Shannon's like, wait, we're taking the cake, right? Oh, I mean, I didn't want to. I just wanted to take it to look at it. I wasn't going to eat it. so now heather heather and emily are are talking and and and heather tamara comes back in and he was like do you need some help cleaning up and by help i mean do you need to hire some help because i'm not gonna help yeah i'm good could you come watch her clean up he can't work for you i'm so sorry but he can't watch just kind of just kind of look at her shadily what are you doing over there on your phone is that reba again give me your phone she hung up again i'm starting to I feel like this is on purpose.

42:17Do you need us to epoxy these items together? Oh, they're not broken. That's just how they look normally. Oh, okay. You guys are so mean. You guys are so mean. Everybody's so mean to me. Just get out. Y 'all say everybody hates me. Just get out. Just have a great season everybody. Cause I'm not going to be filming on it. Just have a great time. Except for next week when I film with Katie and then every other episode after this. She'll never see me again, bitches. Well, in the backyard, meanwhile, like Shannon, they're like eating cookies and Shannon's like, this is a lovely cookie. I mean, it's a little dry.

42:52It's maybe it was tasted great at first and then a little disappointing. Is it more you chew it, the worst it's - No, this need milk. It sort of reminds me of John Jansen. So charming and appealing at first, but in the end, somehow you owe this cookie money? I don't get it. I don't get it. Oh, wait a second. Hold on a second. Um, hello. Clinic, it's me again. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I've got a dry cook. Of course. Of course. Mayo. These cookies need mayo. I would have fixed it. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. Did you just call the Heyo Clinic?

43:33Heyo Clinic. So Tamara is still going off on Heather. She's like, oh Heather, thank you for being a friend. Thank you for for everything. Thank you for being a friend. Thank you for driving up the hill and back again. You're hiding the shoe. You're a pal and I'm not confident. Are you, why are you singing the Golden Girls theme? Are you trying to trigger me because Reba McIntyre just sang that at the Emmys? That is not nice, Tamara. Not nice at all. So Heather tells everybody that she just quit again. And we hear the door slam upstairs. Tamara locks herself, barricades herself in a room. And Shannon goes, Oh, and I'm unprofessional.

44:12That is, get that camera the fuck out of my face. I'm not talking. Yeah, I'm the unprofessional one, huh? So they all leave. And Gina's like, wait a minute. We're leaving the cake. Oh my God. My cake. My cake. And they all leave their cakes. Of course they did. Well, they were gluten free. Let's be honest. Yeah. No appreciation for Lucy's art. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Orange County.

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