#3028 Below Deck Med S10E02 Part 2: I Don’t Think You’re Ready For This Jellyfish

0:22Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So now Asha comes down with a huge breakfast order. And Da Vinci, meanwhile, is complaining about green juice looking too healthy. Which, of course, he does. Yeah, of course. And then one of the ladies observes that when there's caviar on a boiled egg, she goes, that's eggs on eggs. Okay. So Carl, I love the caviar. It's like eggs on eggs. Did someone say that already?

1:02What? You already did. And Max is washing his eye like crazy. He's got all sorts of stuff on his face now. He looks crazy. So Nathan's like, oh, my God, these people are idiots. I wish I had my other team back from last year. And it's just like, yeah, you've got to constantly monitor everything they do. I mean, for safety, eh, but also for entertainment. I mean, it's been really fun watching them. So now we cut down to Tessa, and Tessa and V are looking for stuff to help. And one of them wants to get vinegar. Someone's like, you can't put vinegar on an eye. But I do love the idea. Do we have any battery acid to put on Max's eye?

1:48Anybody? You know what you should do? Scoop out his eye with a spoon and then put it in the dishwasher. I don't know how to use it. Between Tessa and V, I'm going to assume it was V who suggested the vinegar and Tessa was like, you can't do that. Yeah. So now his eye is swollen shut. He looks crazy. and Nathan's like, Jesus. He's like, well, what did we do in a past life to deserve this? He's like, well, I can probably think of many things, you know. So now they're going to go on an excursion. Excursion time and Tess is cleaning plates and Tess is like, what the fuck with Christian not knowing what the whips are and Nathan's smashing in a light and now a man's just been Steve Irwin on the fucking swim platform.

2:39Yeah, my grandfather was a cat. By the way, too soon. Too soon. Steve Irwin. I was like, don't dare you. Steve Irwin was an international treasure. Yeah, his son is on Dancing with the Stars. Watch your goddamn mouth. And that was a stingray. Yeah, by the way, there's a difference between a jellyfish and a stingray. Okay, you better be more sensitive, ma 'am. Tessa. And she's like, my grandfather was a captain. And my family, we've got a catamaran. So, yeah, I know how a boat is meant to be run. No, you know how a catamaran is meant to be run, ma 'am. This is a super yard, Sammy. The producer says, well, what would your grandfather say to Nathan right now?

3:23She goes, uh, get a better haircut. Then I started like printing out pictures and cutting them out to like make a stand well for her. I was like, okay, this is my kind of girl. I love her. yeah I think where the rule is like if your name is Tessa and you're on Bravo we're gonna like you so we're over two for two with our Tessas so let's go to the excursion someone's like oh my god we're going on that beach there's poor people there that's disgusting and Kizzy is putting together a tablescape Nathan's talking to Sandy and he's like a lot of fails go to ride like just getting someone else doing the tender just a wee bit of weight off the soldiers but who's driving it?

4:06Well, Christian has done it before. He feels very confident. It's like, maybe not a wise choice given that this guy doesn't seem to know what he's doing at any time. Yeah, maybe test him first. Yeah, I don't know. Make sure he can drive it first. So of course we cut to the tender where Christian doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and he doesn't know how to get it unroped, untied, which is a huge problem. So he can't figure out how to go. And Max is like, back it up. Drive it fast to the show. Get higher to the gas. Go. Hurry, hurry, hurry. And Christian's like, no. So Christian, we get some backstory from him.

4:45He's from a small city in Colorado or in Colombia called Via Vicentio. Right? Via Vicentio. Via Vicentio. Via Vicentio. Via Vicentio. Via Vicentio. he didn't like it. Okay. Because he experienced bullying when he was in high school, probably because his eyes are always shocked. He's always like, he was, I was bullied by all the women giving me their numbers on napkins so much. So I became really aggressive. What is it? Is everybody after you or is everybody bullying you? He's like, so I became really aggressive. And when I feel someone trying to step on me, my reaction immediately is like on a fight mode.

5:30and Max is pretty demeaning, which is why I'm not going to be able to untie this boat for another hour. It's bullying. That triggers me.

5:42So now the guests get off this boat. They go into town and they all are going to go. They all go walking around and everything and Christian takes the tender back and people are cleaning out on the boat and stuff and Kizzy's talking to Nathan. She's like, I can't wait for tomorrow. I want to dance and not get murdered. And he's like, oh, yeah. Do you really want me to turn it on? What? The charm? He's like, oh, the charm. Go for it. Well, I will turn it on. Love to see it. Guarantee you. Yeah. I'll be up there. All right. That concludes Kizzy and Nathan Theater. Super hot, guys. She's like, yeah, when I'm single, I just feel free to act however I want to act.

6:25And this one time I was on a date with a guy and I slept with him. And then I found out he's in a cult. and I don't want to say everything in case he comes out and murders me or something. I'm afraid of being murdered. I'm wacky kizzy. What does like sleeping with a guy and finding out that he's in a cult have to do with you saying that when you're single, you feel free to act however you want? It's not like you, did you like kill him or something afterwards? Or did you light his house on fire? Like I'm waiting for the thematic connection about sleeping a guy who is in a cult has to do with doing whatever you want.

7:00yeah, I don't, I don't really understand most of what Kizzy says, except that she's trying to be like a fun loving. And, uh, it's, it's not really working so far. I just need her. I just need her to be an asshole. Cause you see it coming. We see like many, many signs of it coming. I just need the villain side to come out because the nice part, I'm not buying the nice part, but I think I'm going to buy the villain part. Yeah. So they just flirt some more and it's very uninteresting. and Asha is continuing to point out all the local stores. Like, there's a really cool store where they make their own clothing.

7:33And Da Vinci's like, yeah, I wear Gucci and Louis Vuitton and also tchotchke socks that have bitcoins on them. So I don't think I need any local clothing from Sitges or however fast this town. Yeah, his fiance is like, no Gucci, no Louis, no. That's a no for me. I'm with somebody who has the right To say that they don't want to eat tiramisu Whenever they want You think I'm going to shop in a poor person's store Disgusting Josh can't find potatoes And Tessa's Wandering around She's not sure what she's supposed to be doing I just like to remind these people That they're on like a 50 % off cruise Yep That's a good point I hate when people come on below deck And they're like oh my god I'm so rich I'm not going in a store without Gucci, really, because you're like on a Groupon cruise right now.

8:26So please. Yeah, there's that too. Christian is in the crew mess and he is talking to the girls and he's like, hey, girls, I have a question. Max or Nathan? And Kizzy's like, I don't want to say anything. I'm coy. And Christian's like, well, I won't tell. Tell me. I won't tell. Come on. Just a little kiss. Like a little moi. Which one do you want to do? and V says that Max would kiss better. They both say it because he's French. I think it's in the title of French kiss, you know? So I guess. I think Max would not be a good kisser. I feel like he would think he's a good kisser and then it'd be like all over the map.

9:05Yeah. But they think he's going to be really passionate and because he's like, he'd be like, I'm going to hypnotize you. Like, oh, which is interesting because he also is trying to hypnotize people. So it's interesting that she picked up on that. And Christian's like, yeah, I've been out of the game for so long. I just, I think I'm shit now. I mean, I used to be good, but I'm not in it anymore. I just get all these numbers thrown at me all the time, but I just never call them. Yeah. See, I told you, I didn't believe he got a number on the boat. This guy has no game. No game. And a handsome guy, too.

9:39He's just a gameless, he's a gameless guy. Gameless, gameless handsome. So then Aisha is like, hello. Gameless recognize gameless. Okay. hello gameless, we're ready for a ride back to the boat. Can you please pick us up and see chairs? And so he like goes down to the boat at 541. And then this is where Christian is, has no idea what he's like. I think all he has to do is unclip like three, three ropes or something like that. And he's totally lost. He's confused by this process. And so we get a typical below deck scene of people on the deck going, wait, are you coming? or are you not coming? Because we called you to come and you're not coming.

10:21These people are yelling at the paws. Please come. And he's like, coming. But he can't get the ropes on the end. Finally, he does. And he gets there, you know, after the time has ticked and ticked and ticked and ticked. And now everyone's frustrated. And Max is like, he's slow. He's a snail, bro. I don't understand why you are stupid like this. Just do the thing we're asking you to do. I mean, this is Max, who is the one last week when the, there was an issue that like a, something was floating away and he just jumped into the water to like go get it when Nathan was there with the boat already.

10:54So like, it's not like Max has great instincts either. Yeah. Although I guess you could say he has developed some sort of hustle now, uh, like useless hustle. He's one of those people. Um, so he's just going to criticize everyone around him to make himself look better. He's one of those. Well, even though it's got a point. yeah so max uh is saying that you cannot be slow on your thing and he's just like the number one thing is a sense of urgency that's gonna drive nathan crazy christian's so slow and nathan is more than capable of running the deck team you know but you're the only as good as your worst person.

11:37So, okay. So Christian finally comes and now people get to go, you know, back on the boat or whatever. So Nathan is trying to talk to V while she's eating and she's like, what? What? What? What? And fuck off! So he leaves. She's eating out of an entire tray of communal potatoes instead of putting them on a plate. I noticed that. I was like, why are you eating out of the tin? this is not your trough okay get a plate so um now the guests are um that the guests are going to be are back and it's time for more jet skis and then um i think like max is asking if they have gas or something like that or nathan is and christian says he checked and they were at half so then nathan's like filled them all the way up and tessa is just standing there with her arms crossed annoyed yeah i cannot believe these two and nathan says yeah tessa she's just a little judgmental ghost she doesn't speak she just goes around like judging everything you know judging you she doesn't work she just judges that is work sir she's entertaining me i love her yeah exactly i love that she's just sort of like ghost she's like a perfect way to put it because she's just like standing there like she's not speaking but you can see that she's like idiot yeah you You know, I mentioned, I think on the podcast that like about two weeks ago or so, I watched the original Peter Pan for the first time.

13:04And I never really realized how judgy and kind of awful Tinkerbell is. But sort of in this way, Tessa is sort of like a good Tinkerbell. And she just sort of is there and she's just giving nasty looks. But she's flittering about, not really doing anything. but you get the sense that she may also be like responsible for the demise of like something precious like you know your hideout yeah so um nathan is talking to sandy and he's like well i preach to them every time they come in to check them refueling but they're coming in and they're not being checked and she's like uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh it's gonna be great this season's gonna be great i just feel it and um so now the deck team is talking and tess is like did someone just fart this is going in the book

13:57she's like 9 27 a.m someone farted nathan didn't do anything about it what kind of catamaran is this so asia is talking to josh are you coping mentally he's like yeah i'm tired i'm good but detach, detach, detach. It's just cooking, right? Breathe. Okay, that's interesting. And V is dealing with her washing machine. She's continuing on her journey. It seems like she may be turning. She's like smelling the clothes out of the washing machine and they don't smell good, which makes me think like, ooh, you forgot to put in detergent, didn't you? Okay, baby steps on this front. You can do it, V. So Josh is complaining about the guests because they're so picky.

14:43And he's like, I don't need fucking guests who are trying to stop me. I just want to serve you good food. You'll be happy. I'll be happy. We can all live happily ever after. And we start seeing the clown facade start to crumble. So first chorus, Josh is like, keep the plates flat, please. Don't mess up my plating. Keep it flat. Which is actually a valid thing to tell them because V is like, I know. Hot dog fingers over there. So Nathan's telling Sandy That's going to be a hard season I think No it's not okay Listen it's like It's like a guy going on a date with Norma It won't be hard okay You're just learning the ropes That guy's going to be As mushy as one of your tiramisu's Okay It's going to be one big limp season That's what I'm trying to say um so nathan's like it's gonna be hard season she's like no it's not you're just learning the ropes it's gonna be great the internet's gonna love me this season so then we cut to tessa just muttering to herself uh while christian's stuffing his face and she's like oh my god i'm just over this everyone's just so angry all the time it was angry you haven't seen anything yet this is below This is light.

16:06So Nathan's just telling Sandy that it's like, he just doesn't have time to train the crew. She's like, no, you have to though. It's like, yeah, I guess so. It's like, you'll have time. It's like, instead of like taking the afternoon, I know you deserve an afternoon off, but like, if you want to train the crew, like you have to have some training time then during, do your time, use your time wisely and then party. Okay. Work first, party later. Okay. so uh people see the guests are watching them talk and they're like oh my god what are they talking about so they do voiceovers i'm captain sandy and i don't make things messy and you know if you have a pair of jeans you better cut off two inches off the bottom or people aren't going to see your ankles and what kind of boat is this going to be have you ever heard of geraldine ferro did she run for president or was she a famous tennis person what was that lady's name God, I forgot.

16:57Jesus, she's hot. She's so good at tennis. And then it cuts to Sandy being like, listen, Nathan, if you got a pair of jeans, you got to cut two inches off. OK, have you ever heard of Geraldine Farrow? Is she a tennis player or not? I don't know what she is, but she's pretty hot. It's like, well, they really got it right. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

17:23So, uh, Kristen is, uh, Kristen's talking to Tessa still. And he's like, yeah, I tend to lose my shit very easily. Like today I've been in that like cracking point a couple of times, but I'm just like, it's okay. I'm like, the rope doesn't want to come off the tender. The rope just doesn't want to come off the tender. I mean, it's Max's fault somehow. Right. I mean, like, how about I just chill? How about I just chill? And she's like, yeah, this fucking guy's shoving his face full of food and he's not keeping his mouth closed while he eats. What kind of catamaran is this? What an idiot. He like literally can't even like keep his calm for like two seconds.

18:05Like why are you even in this industry? Am I right? So Captain Sandy is like, look, this crew, they need clear directions. Even if you write it down. Okay, this is our first charter. They will get in a routine. Don't you worry about it. So then a lady starts sneezing at the table and they all laugh at her. She does it nine times. And Da Vinci is disturbed. Then we got to Kizzy trying to figure out how to turn on the reading lights. So then they can't get the lights on at the bedside and that's a problem. And everyone's running plates to the tables and everything. So now we get some food served and it's like a 12 out of 10 chef this was amazing it's 12 out of 10 it's so so good and then we cut to josh dressed as a clown going happy happy happy please stop it's scaring me it's scaring me every time i see him and then they have like a burst of fire behind him i was like This is disturbing.

19:10So Tessa's like, fuck, my fight hurt. I'm not used to standing so much. God, what a shitty catamaran we're on right now. Am I right, everyone? Max is like, yeah, I say this to Christian. We have to have the same struggle. We all have the same struggle every day. You know, it's not just him, okay? She's like, yeah, I see a fight brewing between the two of you. It's fucking coming, okay? I'll be over there in the corner watching and smiling. And Nathan heard it. So he asks her later, he's like, did you say you could see a fight brewing? And she's like, yeah, Christian and frigging Max. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to watch tomorrow, and I'm going to observe.

19:45I'm going to observe it. You haven't noticed that these two hate each other? Come on, Nathan. Where you at, buddy? Stop farting at the end of the boat and pay attention. So next, there's a beetle at the table. Yeah, and they're like, I'll give you$5 to eat the beetle, which goes to show that these guys really aren't that rich. Because a real millionaire would be like, I'll give you$1 ,500 for the beetle, but not$5. You guys can't come on this boat and pretend that you're like Bitcoin billionaires. And then when you make a simple bet, it's only for$5. That's just not the way, you know, like fake rich people are supposed to act.

20:24Bing, Kizzy is getting a text from Mystery Tommy. Another text from Tommy. Tommy's like, you free? Just drive into the club if you want to F tier. And she's like, no, baby, I'm working. sorry you have to ft somebody else so we don't know who tommy is but it's going to become important later i'm sure so now it's bedtime uh the guests asia tells sandy that the guests are happy max is chugging milk straight from the carton which is great uh without a shirt on and uh lots of a lot of people need to be taught what communal food is on this boat yeah i think so kizzy walks by and And she goes, she sees Max doing this and she's like, you're such a fucking slut.

21:08Yeah. You go, ooh, look at this. Got my muscles out. Look at me. Look, I'm right by the camera. Muscles out drinking milk. Look at me. He's like, bro, you come saying I'm a slut? I didn't talk to you. I was drinking my milk in peace. And she's like, ooh, I love biceps. Biceps and shoulders. And you've got a massive ass too. And he's like, uh, does he know what she's doing? Ooh la la, it's crazy. she's pretty much just like she's trying to see where she can get any sort of traction with any of these guys yeah she's flirting with every single guy to see who she can hook so she's like love it so then Nathan leaves the job list on the bridge again and then we cut to Tessa and she's like oh my god everybody around here is fucking stupid I can't take it nobody under here understands the importance of catamaran rules so then Nathan goes to check on Josh and Josh and him talk and Nathan's like, yeah, a couple of the next teams just need to I don't know, a maximum.

22:10And he's like, yes. What do you need? And he's like, well, you know, switch it on. But Max is flying. Max is doing great. And he's like, my feet doesn't touch the floor anymore. This is how I fly. All the way up, bro. I start to be hornier. I'm not thinking with my brain anymore. Oh, I'm so horny. Christian's like, why are you horny, man? He's like, oh, well, my first six, I was 13. And Nathan's like, oh, I was actually 13 as well. And Christian's like, really? Like, yeah. And then Christian's like, I was 18. I was late. And Christian's like, he's like, yeah, yes, everyone. I was 150 % a late bloomer.

22:49Oh my God. Could you imagine anyone losing their virginity at 18 years old? I remember everyone was like 15 and 16 and, oh, kissing girls, having girlfriends. and I was like, oh, I was the only one in my group who just had nothing. So I made up this girlfriend. Her name was Alejandra. And I used to say that she was from the neighborhood next to mine. And then we had a date going. We'd go to the movies, and we were making out because we were in our teens, and I wasn't really, like, good with the ladies yet at all. Like, has that changed? Yeah. So Max likes Kizzy, and Christian's like, yeah, she's got a lot of energy.

23:25So then we cut to Kizzy and she's in the bunk on top of the covers, you know, scrolling through her phone and she's FaceTiming someone. Is it Tommy? But we're not sure. And she just says she wants him to know that she's alive. And she's like, yeah, I love the crew. Yeah, there's loads of English people here and there's Irish Josh's Highlands. And, you know, I just want to fuck everyone. Like everyone's just so fucking sexy. And then we cut back to the kitchen where everyone's like, yeah, Kizzy's sexy. Yeah. Nathan says, we have to keep it professional. You know, save for the night out. You're my bastard.

24:05So Kizzy's like, yeah, I want to bang everyone because they're all hot. So, yeah. And so they're like, oh, my God, there's going to be drama next time. Okay, well, it's next morning now. Next morning, Banana goes out. How are things on deck? It's good. Everything's great. Fee's decorating the table. and Aisha wants her to have a bowl of jams and she's like, already got the jams. They're right over there. And Aisha's like, oh my God, she's finally getting it. So Sandy comes to the bridge. They're calling Anchor at nine. Okay, guys, everything's going great. It's going to be a great season. So then Nathan realizes that, because Max tells, and that the stuff wasn't done again last night.

24:52Dun, dun, dun. Christian just sat around doing nothing again. Was he not told yesterday not to do nothing? I don't think he was. Yeah. I think he's just lazy. He's very, very lazy. He didn't do shit two nights in a row. I think that like, because he was like a pilot as a pilot, he's sort of like, he's like the BMOC on a plane. And I think having to do this sort of like menial labor is like, I think it's hard for him. I think it's like below. Like, I think he just is like, I shouldn't have to do this. I'm a pilot. So he's not happy about it. And now VCs, he's a poop stain on the toilet. She's not happy about it.

25:30It's the, it's the yearly poop stain on below deck. And Kizzy's like, Oh, good for him. Had a good poo. Good for that guy. I feel like it's doing cheese. Oh, a hundred percent. So everyone's getting ready. It's time to come into the port. And Nathan's giving instructions as time to dock. And one thing that we do know is that when you have to dock, you have to be quiet because the captain needs to hear like, like all the distances and everything like that. So naturally Christian and Max are arguing really close to Sandy, like close enough that she can turn around and be like quiet. Cause Christian's like, man, in 35 minutes that I've done that before, but like just babbling about stuff.

26:08And Max is like, but that is why you don't know something, you know, it's better repeat, you know, repeat it over and over again. Because I was like, hey, hey, okay. I need you guys not talking on the bow and paying attention. Thank you. Okay. I'm trying to, I'm trying to basically hug this port with this boat. Okay. We need to have a successful hog. So everyone be quiet. I need to hear the distances. Yeah. So Nathan hands Tessa the remote control thing. And she's like, wait a minute, but how do I do this? And so he's like, oh, Jesus, I can't do everything at one time. And so Max is trying to help Christian.

26:38And Kizzy is like, yeah, I don't think this is going well. Sandy's like, I need measurements. I need measurements. Why is nobody giving me calls? Where's the distances? What the hell is going on here? I need Nathan to be more concise and actually talk to me. But Nathan is trying to show people how to use remote controls and keep everybody from talking. And so there's no communication. It's getting super frustrating. And then it's time for Tessa to throw the lines onto the dock. And then she's like, I don't want to do it because what if I throw it at the end of the piece? I just don't want to be.

27:10And they're like three feet from it. And Nathan's like, oh, Jesus. So he throws the lines over and Sandy's watching it all. and she's just like this is a total shit show and test is bring being super judgy about everything but like you can't be on a deck team and not throw a rope like you have to know how you have to be able to throw a rope that's kind of part of the job so then um everyone's watching and da vinci's like oh god what are all these poor people staring at us for it's like they've never seen a boat docking before so get your own boat to stare at pores and then um max and and christian and Nathan, they're like pulling this rope because they need to create tension, but they're like not doing a good job.

27:52They're losing tension. And, um, and Max is like, Oh, I'm trying to teach something to Christian. And you feel like there's nothing happening in that brain. The brain is like not even happening. And so it's just like, uh, everything is, they're just like all yelling at each other. So Nathan's telling them they've got to hurry up and everything. But like Max and Christian are still like being like, they just cannot figure out how to do this rope situation. Yeah, it's not going well. And so they're fighting, and it's chaos. But they're done. They finally get it done, right? So then it's Captain Sandy comes down, and the guys are just chilling.

28:27They're, like, sitting around. And she's like, you two, no sitting like that when I'm coming into a port. And Nathan's like, yeah, no talking. And she's like, yeah, pay attention to the boat, guys. You understand? Today's docking was complete chaos. Christian has no idea what he's doing. And Tessa, I don't know where she is because she doesn't talk. I mean, we look like amateurs because we are. We are. So now there's time to get into whites to say goodbye to the guests. And they line up and Nathan is like, he's like, he tells the tech crew like, okay, take your sunglasses off when you say goodbye, which is funny because Sandy keeps her sunglasses on the entire time.

29:04And they go and the guests leave and say goodbye. And it's nice. They actually are, for being as douchey as they are, they really were not that bad. We've seen much douchier and much worse. They were, by and large, okay. They were okay. They were mid to low pack, but they were like, fine. So they left. They thought it was the best time. And now it's time for the tip meeting. And while they're getting changed for the tip meeting in their cabin, Christian and Nathan are talking. And Christian's like, oh, you know, Da Vinci? I was watching some of his videos last night. It was really quite good. And so Nathan's like, oh, were you watching the videos when you were on night shift instead of bringing out the lines and the fenders, which we had to do in transit.

29:46And so Christian's like, oh. Yeah, we see a flashback to him watching Bitcoin videos instead of doing his work. Well, Chris, four sausage fenders. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see that. Yeah, two nights in a row, dude. So he's like, yeah, you got to check. Nathan, Nathan, please come to the bridge. Have a seat. Here's what I need from you. The docking, I'm coming in. I can't see. I should technically be able to drive this boat from here. Just listening to you. Did Geraldine Ferraro play tennis? Please. Is Geraldine Ferraro big in Ireland? Okay, who's bigger, Enya or Geraldine Ferraro?

30:25What was the name of the tennis lady that she loved? Gigi Fernandez? Gigi Fernandez. Who was big probably in the era of Geraldine Ferraro. Gigi Fernandez. All right, you know, get it better, okay? Okay, so then she's talking to Aisha. It's a tip meeting, so she gets everybody together. And she's like, okay, Aisha, I'm so happy you're back with me. She's like, thank you. Thank you so much. Of course. The turnaround time you had to get this interior in shape, you know, you really rallied your team. Except for that one who still doesn't understand what a washing machine is. Okay, you put the clothing in and the detergent.

31:06Okay, back to this. So interior team, awesome job. In fact, I'm going to be so enthusiastic about the job you did just so that the deck team realizes how much they messed up when I'm very sad and terse about their performance. Okay. Yeah, you did great. Clown person, you did great as well. Congratulations on getting through, doing some juggling, whatever you were doing. I loved it. Remember when that lady said eggs on eggs? That was hilarious. Okay, great job. So Nathan, you're mediocre. That was great. You know, we'll figure it out. He's like, damage the nav light. She goes, you learned your lesson, didn't you?

31:41You paid attention. Okay, we'll get through this together. You know, nav lights are important. It's like I always tell anyone wanting to date Norma. I say, hope you've got a flashlight. Okay, it's different from a nav light. But still, it's like when I tell a guy when he gets into bed with Norma. I say, lights off. You don't want that. If you've got a jet ski, make sure you ram it into every light in that bedroom. Am I right? Okay. It's no walk in the park if you ain't in the dark. So, okay. Now for the tip money, 30 ,000 euros. Can you believe it? That's 20. That's 2 ,727 euros each. Minus one seven, we'd have 227.

32:26Okay. Which was a great sitcom. So we're just going to keep going up. Let's turn the boat around. Turn the boat around. Something, something, passion Enjoy your evening, I'm done with you I'm gonna be watching Netflix in my room Okay I just wanna say, your tip portion is$27.27 But if everyone is willing to Take a 10 euro deduction We can put that money towards a Save Nathan's hair fund And we can get him a proper haircut And see Ches, okay Just think about it, just think about it, everyone So everybody Cleans, cleans, cleans V has mastered putting on a duvet, but she still hates it. I've not mastered putting on a duvet.

33:07My newest try is to hold the edges of the duvet with my fingers and then cover myself in the entire duvet cover like a ghost and then tie them from the inside and then squeeze myself out of there and try and figure it out that way. You don't do the burrito method? No, you've tried to teach me that, and I can't do it. It doesn't work. It's a challenge. It is a challenge. I have an issue in that I used to have a duvet and a duvet cover, and it was always great. But my current duvet and duvet cover has a situation where, like, the duvet starts to, like, gather at the bottom of the bed. I hate that.

33:49And I don't know how to prevent it. You need the ties. They have to tie it to the corners. I know. I don't have those ties. Without the ties, you're fucked. So anyway, Max is like, can you put the hose on the sun take, bro? And he's like, bro, that hose was under the jacuzzi. No, it was actually here. No, but I put it there. Okay, well, how can you put back the covers and the hose? Where's the hose? Let's fight about the hose. Hose covers. No, hose. Hose. Hose. Hose. Hose. Hose. Hose. Hose. Hose. Hose.

34:25Hose. you don't want to mess with me. Yeah. You really don't want to mess with me. Otherwise, my girlfriend from when I was 16 is going to come and eat you up. Alicia is going to kill you. Or Alejandra. So Max is like, this guy does not respect me. Okay. I'm more loco than you. Okay. I'm just going to be David and he's going to be Goliath. Okay. You know how the end of this story turns out, no? He's like, I don't see Goliath. Really pushing my buttons. Honestly, you're pushing my buttons. Oh, push the buttons. Push the buttons. Okay, push the buttons. Push my button. Push it. You don't even know.

35:00You don't even fucking know me. I don't know why, but I'm like oddly on Christian's side. They're both idiots. They're both not very good. And Christian is definitely worse. They both suck, but Max is being a jerk just to be a jerk. Yeah. I feel like I just, I don't know if I can be on the side of the person who like voluntarily like touched a jellyfish and then like touched his eye. So I think I'm on Christian's side on this one. Yeah. I'm choosing no sides on this one, but it's fun. I'm team Tessa. I just want to watch Tessa slowly break as the season goes on. I'm really excited for her journey.

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