#3055 Below Deck Med S10E05 Part 2: Double Dumped and Vegan Slumped

0:20Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part 1 was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode So now Joe meets V And the music gets like And V's like Oh hi She's like dang, they finally brought someone on board He's really handsome She's a stunning human And Nathan's like uh oh Joe's in trouble, Joe's in trouble meeting V And so they get a double kiss And she loved it And now Now Joe finds out that Kizzy has a boyfriend. But Kizzy comes in now, and now both of them like him.

1:04They're like, wow, he's really hot. She's gorgeous as well. I'm in trouble. It was super tough last season with the love triangles that I got in. Bree and Ellie. But I'm going to try and behave. Which means, no, he will not try and behave. He is going to get into another love triangle because that's how people like Joe operate. Yeah. So now let's see. because he's in love. And now we see Captain Sandy talking to herself and she's like, oh, God, oh, God, the storm's looking bad. It's coming right towards us. It's coming right towards us. We're all going to die. This is one of those moments where I wish we had Captain, what's the guy from last season, from the regular Below Deck, what's his name?

1:50Carrie. It's Glenn. Oh, yeah, Captain Carrie. So he could be like, the storm is coming. We could all die within moments. Let's see what happens. I miss his fatalistic approach. Okay, let me tell everyone about this storm, okay? The storm wraps around it, so it's like it creates a washbowl effect with these swells, okay? Now, I know that concept of washbowl is foreign to Norma, but for everyone else, I think you'll understand what it is. And it's just crazy. I mean, the last thing I want to do as a captain is remain on the dock when a charter client boards. But if we go off the dock, everybody will be scared for their lives and seasick and we'll probably all die.

2:24So we're just going to play it safe and stay on the dock. I mean, God forbid you have to enjoy a day in Barcelona, a city that not many people know about worldwide and barely even want to visit. So, gosh, it's going to be a tough day for them, huh? So now we see Joe and Nathan running around on deck. They're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's just like the bromance. Like they're bonking heads and giggling and hosing each other down in bikini tops. It's really cute. And then now it's time to meet for preference sheet meetings. Okay. By the way, I just want to say staff wide preference sheet meeting.

3:00No longer two little groups. Just want to point that out. I noticed. I was happy. Staff wide, everybody. Staff wide. Okay. This is a staff wide infection. Okay. And no, this wasn't one of Norma's doctors. Okay. It's an actual call to a meeting. Okay. eight clients for the next charter. They seem real fun. LaDonna, like Madonna. God, I love her music. She's into commercial real estate. She loves being on the water. And I love a woman who sells homes to commercials. You know, I wonder what Doritos lives in. And she has a lot of preferences. She says she does not like bread, though, or too much bread, including breading and unflavored sauces, things like that.

3:41So Captain Sandy is, she's like, oh, and she's also bringing her to your friends Alita, Chandra, Terrence, Marcia, and Crystal. Oh, and Josh is like, uh-oh, everyone watch out. We've got two vegans on board. Okay, here's the first rule of vegans. Don't look them in the eye. Keep at least five feet away. And if they look at you, just throw yourself up against the wall. Be careful, everyone. They're vegans. Okay. Well, Candice and her husband, Carlos, that's who they are. And they demand creativity from the chef. They demand it. Okay, so I was thinking maybe some light brights. Maybe you could make some vegan hamburgers with light bright pieces or something like that.

4:20Or maybe you could knit them some seitan. I got some tempeh. I got a tempeh loom in the back. You just put the shuttle right through and you've got a lovely little carpet out of vegan foods. Okay, so. Go ahead. Bad news. Yeah, bad news. Okay, yeah. It's bad. Okay, there's another Captain Sandy here just to reiterate. It's bad. Okay, go ahead, other me. Well, unfortunately, a lot of people get worried when their clothes shrink. I somehow got my clothes lengthened and my capris are just normal slacks now. So terrible news. I don't know how that happened, but we're going to get through it. Also, there's storms coming, okay?

5:04So we can't leave the dock. Victoria, obviously this day, you'll be predominantly interior. But you know what? Let's get creative like the chef is going to have to do for the vegans. OK, so let's have Victoria shuffling spaghetti squash or juggling rather. And then, Aisha, why don't you try setting up a land excursion? OK, Barcelona has a lot to offer, a lot to offer. Yeah, so they agree that they're going to send Joe because Joe speaks Spanish because we may remember from last season that Joe is actually like mainly Spanish. But he was like he was like born in Scotland or something or, you know, in Liverpool.

5:40And then, I don't know, he has some crazy geographical backstory, but all we need to know is that he has a grandfather that he wants to impress. And so Joe's going to be part of this excursion, and Aisha's like, I don't want to say this too early, but with V's kind of naive nature, I can see her getting swept into Joe's charm very easily, and that's a wee little innocent fish and a big bad shark. Okay, let's keep killing it, okay? now there's going to be a lot of extra pressure at the dock. There's a storm. We could die if there's vegans.

6:17So then Sandy goes and she goes up to Josh and she's like, hey, just so you know, these charters are going to be a lot easier. Vegans are known for being pretty chill about what you serve them. So don't worry. Easy street today. Well, yeah, you know, the nuances of the vegan always add another little layer. But I've lived in a vegan community for nine months. So I get it, Sandy Don't worry It was a vegan community of clowns That we lived in Yes And let me tell you something You know what they loved more than anything Is when I talked about music And I served them burritos filled with lettuce And only lettuce God, I'm gonna nail this charter

7:00So, yeah He tells us his story about living in a hippie commune He's like, it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life There was food. We were growing everything on site. We would harvest it ourselves and cook it ourselves. Even the compost from theses, we'd make soil from that. You know, our poo is great for soil. We should use it. We're not. We flush it all away. He should watch Wife Swap. So then Aisha, then they're going over the menu and everything. and then he's talking about the protein he's got for the vegans and he's just going over the stuff, like what he's got for vegans, what he's got for the non-vegans.

7:43And he's like, these guest preferences, there's just so many different things going on. I feel like I'm about to shit myself, which is great because we'll have some nice fertilizer for some plants that will grow up on the bough. Anyway, but it's not going to work here, you know, using shit as fertilizer. I didn't realize he actually made that joke. And his dialogue, he said, I'm going to shit myself, which would be great for the hippie community. So Joe's now flirting with the girls in the mess and asking them about, he's like, hey, anybody want to hit up the gym? And V is like, it's like really hard.

8:17We don't have free time, but I'll work out with you. And he's like, maybe you can lift me. So he lifts her and does some curls. And they're like, oh my God. and then v is like oh that's interesting like hmm i'm like yes let the cracks begin between v and kizzy let me see that kizzy is not a girl's girl so wind oh god the wind we're heading right we're going straight into the jaws of the monster which is what every uh spoonful of potatoes says when they see norma okay and now it's time for the guests to come on board everyone guests get on here. Okay. Hi, everyone. Get into your whites. Say hi to these guests, everyone.

9:03And someone, as the guests walk up, someone says, living life like it's golden, golden. We're going up, up, up. I wish they just started singing that song. Living your life like it's golden, golden. So Sandy is worried about giving news that they can't leave the dock. And now Joe is using V's shirt to clean his glasses And we see her bra And Kizzy's like, I'm annoyed That she's showing him Her bra And now the guests arrive Yeah, I feel like When are these guests finally actually going to get here? So they do arrive People are excited People are bringing the Deckhands are bringing the luggage on board And Josh is and Joe and Nathan are just fucking around having their romance and now Max is having to do all the work so we're seeing the seed being planted of resentment more seeds Josh goes and tells the guests about the salads that they're going to be having and and then one of the guests is like just so you know Aisha we're all very very picky and we have diverse palates so get ready meanwhile yeah there's more like Nathan and Josh are just screwing around.

10:24They're like somehow, like, they're playing piano in the crew mess. I'm like, how are you guys, the fact that this keyboard is out on the table right now shows that you're already failing at your job. Like, it should not be anywhere. Like, there is a charter going on. No one should have, like, there shouldn't be a piano. Like, did Joe just bring a keyboard on board with him? Why is it already unpacked in the crew mess? yeah Joe is that guy to be like I brought my Casio he's like there was a contestant on one of those love shows like Break Up Island or whatever whose thing was I played the piano and he came out on the beach with a piano that had batteries in it and he's like I can play anything girls yeah that's how I get girls and so someone's like can you play like the Beatles and he said sure and then he can't he can't play anything why did you bring this whole this whole piano to an island just to fail it's so embarrassing so speaking of failures let's talk about that weather okay so sandy comes out while they're at the table waiting for lunch because so the weather yeah well i had a friend send me a video that's in abiza and uh look oh god look at all those people having a great time on the beach oh wrong video okay oh look storms okay we don't want to be out there during this right look at that look at shaky shaky boat people puking on the side of it no you don't want that right so uh you guys are all gonna be seasick so we decided we're gonna stay in the dock and we'll leave tomorrow morning i hope that's okay so of course everyone's wait a minute can i get a closer look at that video oh sure here you go this is just a big lady in a thong dusting her face with a feather dust oh that's norma sorry wrong video Wait, this is supposed to be Ibiza?

12:15Yeah. It looks like it's a... Is that just a dog running around in circles? Oh, is that Little Bear? I mean, Little Fish. We renamed him last week. Oh, he's so cute, right? Well, you wouldn't want Little Fish to get sick, would you? So we're going to stay in the deck. Yeah, we're going to stay here. Sorry. They're like, that's okay. So they take that pretty well. And she's going to have them walk around Barcelona. and um so then it's time to start running food what are you gonna say uh i think i was just gonna be like yeah like having to spend a day in barcelona sounds like a pretty great thing uh no one was complaining by the way no i don't think anyone was complaining about going to barcelona just the vegan guy complained i just was somehow just like having an argument with myself like hey hey other half of me don't get mad barcelona's great yeah barcelona is great except that you know you could already be in barcelona but you're paying to be on a boat but you know you can't do anything about the weather am i right so okay we're gonna keep monitoring the weather i'll be in there not watching tv not enjoying myself not eating tubs of popcorn listening to baby wishing i was twirling her hair while i was watching my favorite show wind okay that's not what i'm gonna be doing at all so get to it everybody so now they're eating There's food being run.

13:32And Josh is like, well, you could run some food if you'd stop flirting with Joe first. Dun, dun, dun. So they bring up all this food and the guests just do not like it. Like, this is where there's like this big platter of oysters. And they're like, ew, could you fry these instead, please? I can't with these guests. They asked for vegetables, fresh seafood, and they are served tons of salads and fresh vegetables and seafood. And they're like, ew, gross. And then this guy Terrence is like, I want real food. And basically it's like a light lunch of just nothing but salad. But they're all like, is this it or there's another course coming?

14:21And she's like, yeah, this is it. This is all you're getting are these salads. They're like, um, can we have more food, please? Yeah, let me see what we can do. Okay. I think it's important to actually read this reference sheet because this is going to come into play here. So here's what we have. Favorite cuisine, Mediterranean, Thai, sushi, Indian. Okay. Breakfast, ideal. Lobster quiche, fruit salad, fresh olives, charred Brussels sprouts, breakfast ceviche. with caviar, fresh tuna, lettuce, cheese wraps, lots of avocado, French waffles, omelets, beet salad, jazzed with fresh mango and lime, lobster rolls, cucumber salad, fresh juice smoothie, fresh berries, honey warmed, and oat milk.

15:07Let's see here. Lunch, sushi, lobster salad, ceviche, oysters, caviar, French food, creative snack-sized tuna tacos made with a vegetable as a bread, because no bread. They don't want bread. They said that a million times in here. They want nuts, sweet potato chips, dried fruits, dried fruits, creative vegetable chips, yogurt dips, sashimi platters, lobster, crab, fresh caught fish, fresh tuna, lamb, less starch, everything with vegetables, fresh local vegetables has to be organic. Things that are not organic and have too many preservatives are what we don't like. and desserts fresh fruit frozen or custard style so that's their preference sheet so they're given all this healthy food and immediately start bitching about getting all of this all they asked for was raw fish cooked fish and vegetables if you read that that's it and now they're going to complain the entire fucking time yeah and i mean the most shocking thing was was them asking for the like the raw bar to be fried that was that was because they put down oysters i think that they when i think in their mind when they put down oysters that like it was fried was implied because i think most times you say fried i think like the if you say oysters the standard preparation is on ice on the half shell but and then if you want them to be fried you say fried oysters but But I think for them, they're like, no, like fried oyster.

16:40Like if you say oysters, the implication is that they're fried. They were like horrified. And you could see Asia was like, mm-hmm, okay. So Josh is like losing his mind. And those oysters go back. I mean, I will say I love me a fried oyster. So I'm like, it's one of the rare times where I'm like, well, this is like embarrassing that you're sending back the oysters. But I also would not be mad if they were fried either. Like I'll take them in both ways. but yeah it's not that that's not the point it's just that they're expecting them to i mean it's just silly it's just silly to be like oh yeah you can just fry those up that's not how that works like it takes preparation he can't get that down here in five minutes you weirdos so he's freaking out and um then we then they just start ordering things like no here's what we want instead of this right now for lunch right now we have french fries oysters yeah vegan raps barbecue lobster french fries they just start naming shit like that's not how this works you guys there's one person down there working you had the chance to fill out a preference sheet and you fucking failed shame on all yeah because french fries were not on in fact actually explicitly said no starches right so yeah so now they all of a sudden want fries and everything and then uh the vegan guy is like he's like well i mean just because i'm vegan doesn't mean i just want salad okay but But apparently Josh had also made him some sort of fondue, some sort of vegan fondue.

18:08He's like, I mean, salad is an appetizer, just like everyone else. It's one of those things where he's like, I want to have a very specific diet, but I also I want to be just like everyone else. He wants to be a pain in the ass with his diet, but he wants to be a pain in the ass within his pain in the ass diet. You know, he's like, I'm not only going to be a vegan, I'm going to be an extremely picky, even vegan. So I'm not only going to be a vegan, but you can't just serve me vegetables. What the fuck does that even mean? Like, I don't I just don't understand it. So he's like, I need to teach this chef how to think like a vegan because he's not thinking.

18:51Right. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

19:00so then uh josh is um he's basically telling the he's telling us oh my god these guys gonna be tough so then carlos also known as los he is still complaining and it looks like at one i think that carlos basically has i think josh made him some sort of like like lettuce in a tortilla situation is that what it was is like a lettuce taco or like a lettuce wrap which is what she specifically asked for. Oh, she asked for a lettuce wrap? Yeah, she said she doesn't want anything in bread. She only wants things in lettuce wraps. Oh, geez. Well, he does not seem happy with it. Yeah. So now Nathan's talking to Joe and they're talking about Kizzy.

19:45Is Joe going to try and get with Kizzy? And he's like, well, she's not single, but she's cute. And now V intercepts Carlos and he's like, I want to talk to the chef. So he has a wrap that Josh made which by the way was specifically requested on that preference sheet. I think the lettuce wrap is like the wrap the lettuce is the wrap. This was literally a tortilla with lettuce in it. Which I think is different. Oh okay. I don't want to defend this guy. This guy is a nightmare. But I do think You're right though. It did look like in my memory it was like a burrito. Some kind of a wrap. But anyway he's not there to even complain about the bread.

20:24Yeah he's not there to complain about the bread. And this was a big rap too. And it looked like it had been grilled or something. It didn't look like a low effort. I can't even believe I'm sticking up for the chef so much, except that I know this guy's just being a bitch to be a bitch. Because he goes in there and he's, yeah. And he's a dick. No, I'm going to say he's a dick. You go, but I'm going to say, I'm setting the tone. I want everyone to know. Yeah, he's a dick. So he goes in there and he's like, yeah, well, we're going to be here a couple of days. And since I'm vegan, you know, you know, we need a little more thought put into our food.

20:54Like we'd like more peppers and onions and cucumber and salt and pepper. He's like, yeah. So one thing that we like as vegans is we just like more flavor. So like, I don't know if that's something you do for other people, but for vegans, that's what we like as vegans. I was like, oh gosh, shush. So then Josh was like, don't worry tonight. I've got a big spread. You're going to be good. It's going to be all sorts of stuff. So then Carlos like walks out and he throws out his little lettuce wrappy thing. And, you know, he's just like, Josh is just starting to spiral now. So then Josh is immediately freaking out, which is great.

21:37So I think they brought these people on just to freak out Josh because we all knew that Josh was going to crack. There's no one who's like, oh, I'm a hippie, I'm into meditation and I'm also a clown that's not going to crack. We know his ass is going to crack They probably moved this charter up and was like, you know what? Let's torture him with the vegans and make him crack so we can have a better season. Nervous breakdown. Nervous breakdown. When I flew out when I flew out here on Saturday, I was at security and you'll be happy to know my bag got pulled. My little carry on. I was like, Ronnie would be so proud.

22:11But before they could like inspect it. Because I'm always the one fold. Yes. And before they could inspect it, though, there was a lady there who had, like, I guess in her carry-on, she'd had some sort of, like, kind of, like, some sort of special butter. And she had these different, like, powders and mixes and grains. It was, like, all sorts of hippie stuff. So, of course, I pulled it to inspect it. And they're like, ma 'am, we need to frisk you. And she was being so resistant. And she kept going, like, oh, God. And she's like, ma 'am, you need to put your hands out. And she would, like, look away.

22:42And, like, ma 'am, you need to put your hands out. and then she looked the other way and they're like, ma 'am. And then she finally put her hands at like, so then they frisk her and like, ma 'am, we need you to separate your legs. She's like, oh. And then of course to punish her, they frisk her extra hard. They like, they frisk her like five times over. But I just love that it's like, this lady carrying all like the hippie stuff, like the, this is what's good for your body. This is what's to make your life better. Like, I'm just gonna be more thoughtful, like with being a total, total obnoxious person in terms of just like, just move it along, ma 'am.

23:13And it's just that thing. It's like, of course, it's always the people who present like they are like at inner peace, all about peace and and like happiness. We're the most obnoxious and angry people of all. Yeah, because the people who are really peaceful don't need to like beat you over the head with it. You know, that's right. They just do it. They're not like, well, it's like, you know, it's like people who are overly religious, but then they're the most evil people because they're trying to be like, oh, my God, look how religious I am. I have the biggest crucifix on the block. And it's like, oh my God, you're the asshole from the HOA who's going to make my life a living hell, aren't you?

23:49You just see it. Exactly. So Josh makes a huge mistake here. He makes a huge mistake because lunch wasn't so great. He decides he's going to be proactive and he's going to ask LaDonna and her friends, what should I make for dinner? So that way there's not another issue. But this is a mistake because whenever chefs do this, guests always start like do it's like they go crazy. It's like 10 times worse than what happened earlier at lunch. Now they just pick anything that they want to eat ever in their lives and say, make this for dinner. It's like asking a little kid what they want for Christmas, you know, and they're like a car, a spaceship, a giraffe.

24:29And then they get a Lego and they have to be happy with it, you know, and that's how they're acting. it's like what do you what do you guys want to eat okay well i think you know okay potatoes which starts it starts okay right it's like mashed potatoes would be good okay but they said no starches yeah they said no starches um maybe some fries pasta what about pasta fish chicken wings fried chicken wings risotto snapper and he's like oh god i've got to write this down it's like i really want to rebound off of lunch but now they're giving me every single food group in the planet like how am i going to put this on one menu the menus at the cheesecake factory is shorter than what these women are asking for yeah so what time do they want dinner 9 30 which is good so at least he has some time and so he just goes back to the kitchen and screams you know uh so now excursion time so they're gonna shoot captain captain sandy announced is that they're going to the Gothic area.

25:31She's like, you know, listen, these kids are dressed all in black and have piercings and God knows where, but you know, they're nice at the end of the day. They're real nice kids. So we're going to the Gothic area. Okay. Do you guys like the cure? Cause you're going to go to the Cure Museum of Barcelona. Okay, great. Do you guys watch the craft? They're doing a screening at around 7 PM. If you want to watch it, we love the Gothic area. So Joe and V are going to be the ones who go, with the guests. And so they go in the van together and they're like, hee hee hee. Ah ha ha ha ha. They're like giggling and totally into each other.

26:07And now Sandy comes up to Kizzy and asks about the lunch and, you know, the picky guests and stuff. And she's like, you know, Josh has just got to give them what they want, okay? You got to learn what they want, Josh. And he's like, yeah, that was a little annoying to be honest. And then he just walks off. Uh oh, he's already breaking. So they're walking around barcelona and it's very nice and joe is speaking in spanish which is cool uh just because it's weird to hear his like liverpoolian accent and then like switch into spanish and it's like not what you expect and everyone loves the architecture everyone's having a nice time except for carlos the vegan and he's like like he's somehow like is disgusted that he gets to walk around this like world city that people dream of being able to visit someday me included and he's like Ugh, stupid.

26:58Old architecture. Ugh, I hate this. Do you guys have anything newer here? Really not into stonework. As vegans, you have to put a lot more thought into the architecture that we have to look at. Yeah. Back on the boat, Nathan is talking to Kizzy about Joe. And Kizzy thinks he's beautiful, but she's got a man. Okay, guys? So, you know, but she didn't realize until she was here until how sex is really an important part of a relationship. And he's like, so you're horny is what you're saying. That's what you're saying. She's like, hee hee hee hee. So now Joe is still giving a tour. And now we move to the section where V and Joe just start ignoring the guests and talking to each other in Spanish.

27:41The guests are like, okay, well. I know, right? they're just talking yeah about like where she's from and hair and eyebrows and he's saying he gets them from his granddad who i love oh i would shave them but i don't want to make my granddad upset i do it for my granddad so uh yeah he's really into her he's like oh we've got victoria which is this lioness the eyes where she stares into your soul and then he got kizzy she's gorgeous little pocket rockets. You can just pop into your shirt and go. Okay. Sure. Nathan and Joe or Nathan and Kizzy are still talking about Joe and Nathan tells Kizzy that Joe likes her.

28:23He likes a bit of her and she's like a bit of me? He goes, yeah, he likes a bit of you. She goes, well, what can I say? So Joe's like, I'm just so worried about getting into another love triangle like last season. Yeah, have you seen these girls on the boat? Oh God, I'm totally fucked. You know that, don't you? Don't you? Yeah. Predictable. So now it's 7.25 p.m. And it's getting windy. It's getting rainy. So the guests head back to the boat. And they come on board. And it's all wet. And they're moving the dinner inside because it's wet outside and everything. And Carlos is really hungry. And he tells V he's not nice when he's hungry.

29:05I'm like, spoiler alert. I'm not sure you're nice when you're full either. Yeah. So Aisha greets them with jello shots and he's like, no, that's made out of like elephant tusks or whatever or elephants. And she's like, oh, oh. But she doesn't go make him another shot, which I think is so funny. She's just like, oh, all right. Enjoy your shot this afternoon, man. I feel like if you are someone who is very surly when you're hungry, I feel like veganism is maybe not the best path for you. Just going to put that out there. So now Josh is going through what they're going to have for dinner. So he's got corn, steak, fish, vegan mashed potatoes, vegan pasta, tomato beet salad with cucumber, pomegranate chicken, delicious bread.

29:54He's also got regular mashed potatoes. He's got mashed potatoes that are vegan and regular mashed potatoes, which is crazy. Yeah. So someone wanted tartar sauce, so he has that as well. He's got garlic mushroom for the vegan. So Asha's like, wow, he's pushing himself even harder. But I don't think that's sustainable, you know. But Godspeed. So now let's see. They're 12 miles out. It's all rain. But guess what, guys? It's past us now. It's past us. yeah so hey let's have a moment where nathan can show v how to throw a line and so v throws a line and she does it so well he's like holy shit this girl has been hiding out to laundry this entire time she knows her knots she knows her lines she's willing to listen she's willing to learn why did you have to hide her away for so long yeah so now the chef is still losing it because the guys are so stressful and um asha offers carlos a salad and he says no so josh comes to check on them and they're like wow good you worked hard tonight good job so he seems safe on this one it does and right we seems so then um everybody seems to have loved the food so then um carlos is like well it's all right but i mean look my plate is all full of starch you know there's nothing healthy for me like i like greens you know like stuff with minerals and this is filling like but my body's not getting what it needs do you not understand what a tomato beet salad is like do you not understand how many minerals are in a beet beets have so much in them you really have tomato beets like but it's again it's not up to josh to provide you with like your nutritional intake like he's saying like this is these are he is i mean your point of him serving him be i mean he is providing him nutritional intake this guy's just an idiot like everything that came out looked really healthy and delicious and this guy's like no and so um they're like well what would you want he goes greens but not salads he doesn't count the mushrooms because i guess they're not a green vegetable so he doesn't count that as a vegetable they're not starches either but i just want to point out mushrooms are not starches either right like i just i just think that if you were to go to a, if you went to like an Italian restaurant and you had like a tasting and let's say you got some, let's say you got a three course meal in an Italian restaurant and the first dish was some sort of like antipasti.

32:22Like let's say it was some like a, let's say it's crostini with a bruschetta. Let's just, let's just say it's a bruschetta. You get a bruschetta. Second course, you get some sort of pasta, like some sort of annulati with some sort of like vodkas. This is sort of basic Italian, let's say. And then for your third course, it's like a, like a branzino, hey, and then maybe a tiramisu for dinner, for dessert. Do you not say, well, this is all garbage because they didn't provide me my minerals. They didn't provide any greens to go along with this. And therefore I'm not, I'm like, I don't feel like I'm doing good things for my body.

32:52You don't say that. You say like, this was the menu. This is, of course, I went to an Italian restaurant. This is what I got. And for my next meal, I think maybe I'll have a salad or something to give me like whatever I need. But like, you don't, the meal itself is what the meal is and it's not the chef's obligation to hit all your basic food groups and to do your food pyramid, which I don't even think even is, I think that's an outdated model anyway, but it's just like, it's such a ridiculous demand. And so it's so ridiculous to be angry about it when this is just what is being served. It's one thing if they didn't attend, didn't tend to your dietary needs in terms of like, like you don't eat meat or you have an allergy, but you cannot blame the chef because you had certain nutritional benchmarks you were personally aspiring to hit.

33:39Yeah, it's ridiculous. I mean, this guy's just ridiculous. And if you're a vegan, guess what? Your plate is going to consist mostly of starches. That's all that's left. You've got starches and you've got your veggies. I mean, that's really all that's left, sir. Yeah. I literally just bought a vegan cookbook and I thought I was being so clever because I'm like i'm not doing carbs this month and i like oh everything in it is like starch starch starch carb carb carb starch yeah i mean if you're not going to be eating meat that's what's left right unless you're just going to solely have green vegetables you know yeah so then um we go josh is now freaking out and he's like this isn't cool this i'm only one person i made so much food for one person and they're expecting way too much you know and he's like fuck all of you fuck all of you So he gets his shoes on and he's going to go take a walk.

34:26And he's like, I'm going to lose my shirt. I'm going to lose my shirt. Oh, God. And so he just storms off the boat. And they're like, oh, my God, where is he going? And he just leaves. So someone at the table is like, yeah, our friend needs his vegetables. So can you get the chef to make him some vegetables? And now he's gone. So now they're calling him to try and make some vegetables. And he's out of there. And then we just see lightning in the sky. and i guarantee that josh will like steam some broccoli or something and then carlos gonna be like steam so you know you lose so many nutrients nutrients this was steaming you don't get the routine it's gonna be a whole thing next episode who wants to just eat broccoli you know it's gonna be yeah it's gonna be like that i mean i will say again for one week because you sound like you don't really understand what it is or what it entails sir and again like there is a way to really elevate vegan food and make it interesting and exciting more than just steaming some broccoli or like putting out a salad a hundred percent but like this guy is like looks like josh put out actually quite a nice spread and then this guy is like he's not this guy is now not complaining about the quality of the food he's complaining about really like what he wants in his like in his diet it and it's ridiculous and you're not even the primary yeah he needs to feel important and he doesn't yeah so yeah watch out everybody watch out well this has been below deck mediterranean we will be back tomorrow with a double header of wife swap and real housewives of salt lake city so join us for that later in the week we've got a dwell hello coming up on wondering plus and um next week we've got crappy hour monday night at 5 30 pacific time so join us there and we will talk to you guys next time.

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