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11 Nov 2025 · 35m

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#3072 Below Deck Med S10E07 Part Two: The Blah-chelor

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In this episode, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam present the second part of their recap of Below Deck Mediterranean Season 10, Episode 7. The episode revolves around Kizzy's breakup with Tommy and her new interactions with the male crew members, alongside amusing discussions about dogs, relationships, and the dynamics on the yacht.

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0:21Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part 1 was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. so that way you always get your episodes but enough of that let's get right back into the episode meanwhile brooke who's one of the women is uh talking about her poodle uh oh yeah brooke is the harvard one okay poodle i was wondering i couldn't understand what she said so it was poodle this is what she was talking about so she's telling joe about her poodle and she goes she's like have you ever had much interaction with the poodle they're really geniuses he speaks english like actually he knows so many words and he's and nathan is like fixing something behind her and he just looks at the camera he does like a full gym from the office he looks at the camera like what what is happening here and by the way brooke is such a poodle owner because poodle poodle people say this shit all the time they're so smart they're like the smartest dogs i'm like i literally don't care how smart your dog is that is i am not asking your dog to write a dissertation for me just get it off my lap i've also never seen proof of this being true and i've Poodle owners are like, oh my God, poodles are brilliant.

1:30Poodles can do your taxes. Poodles are the most annoying fucking dog there ever is. You don't like poodles. You've always been a poodle. Like a big poodle. The tall ones. The tall ones are just inconsolable. They're awful. They're awful. I'm sorry. They are awful. They are so, they are up in your business all the time. They're always jumping on you. They're always being loud. And they just bark. They're bossy. Like the little French, like the little toy poodles are fine. They're fine. But that's the big ones. I'm just like, oh my God, get out of my face, please. I mean, I like a poodle, okay. But I just don't think that they're these brilliant dogs.

2:10They're like, oh my God, put a piano in front of my poodle. It will play Beethoven. I'm telling you. It's amazing. Poodles are amazing. I think it's maybe the people who get the poodles that are annoying. Maybe. Because they like get them because they can say they have brilliant dogs. I just don't get it. You know the best dogs, Vichlas. They're such bitches. They're like, I'm hot. They're like, I'm hot. You're stupid. You have the Hungarian Vichlas. They're like, you're stupid. Like if a dog had a, oh yeah. It'd be a Vichlas. Oh, they're great. You're stupid. Look, we all look the same and we all look better than you, stupid head.

2:44They are great. I haven't just, you know, in fact, I just saw a video of like two Vichlas playing with an automatic ball fetcher machine and they were so excited because what happens is the machine just like spits out a ball and they go and they get the ball and they bring it back and they dump it into the machine and the machine spits it out again. And those two dogs were so excited. See, like I can be warm and loving and find joy in dogs. It's just the poodles, the poodles. I don't, I almost wonder, is it a, is it a dog owner thing? Do you like poodle owners because they're so obsessed with a dog being smart?

3:15Do they treat them a little differently? Do they like coddle them? Do they spoil them? And so as a result, the dog just like runs roughshod all over the place. Well, yeah, it's like the kids with parents who are like you are the smartest most gorgeous person in this school you are going to get out of this car and you are going to win it everything because you are the best your hair must be perfect your grades must be perfect everything must be perfect now get to that fucking school and you make me proud and then those kids are always assholes and then they end up on some charter after a heroin addiction and they're like you know what i'm this this all went bad because my parents demanded perfection and you know they're curling their hair really tightly and you're like oh my god they're becoming a poodle stop them stop them and then you got this dummy on the boat like oh my god my poodle is so smart and it's just like some shaky person in the back with a really tight perm like my parents ruined me well so i guess i'm glad we drilled down because once again um blaming the dog for probably the owner's fault yeah it's never the animal's fault it's never the animal's fault okay i know that i know that but like but to be fair some dogs are more hyperactive than others and poodles are one of them yeah okay okay so um brooke's like yeah so poodles they're amazing and my ex and i broke up right before the pandemic let me tell you something that man was not a poodle okay and um yeah it's nuts and then i've been gluten-free since i was 16 so that's something you should know big and gf that's what we call it it's like the inside for it gf you know uh By the way, have you touched anything that had G in it today?

4:48Because please, if you have, do not touch me. It's just a thing. It's just one of my things. I'm gluten-free, but I'm also gluten-free. I will not go near Elmer's, nor will I read anything by Elmore Leonard, which is sort of something Elmer. I'm big on staples. Huge on staples. No glue. So you see Nathan's little head pop up from behind because he's spying on them from the stairs. He's just looking at the camera like, what the fuck? It was generally his cutest moment he's ever had. So people are doing stuff. Anna is thirst trapping still. And Joe, the deckhand Joe, goes up to kids and he goes, you smell really nice.

5:28He's like, I don't smell sweaty, do I? He's like, no, that's what I like. And I vomit in my mouth. So now the women are changing because they're going to be getting ready for their evening activities. and josh is saying that like one thing that's tricky for him is that there are there's someone who's brooke is gluten-free as we know because she's been since she's 16 and then anna's gluten free and merrily is lactose intolerant and he's like um i hope i hope this guy finds love but also i hope he kicks out the dietary preference people first yeah so then uh joe and max are still dancing around on the boat and Max and V are taking a break.

6:13And so we go to Max in his cabin speaking French and he's like, oh, you see, there were two guys that got fired, which was good because they were injured. But now there's new guy who come and he's the best friend of my boss. I'm here. I've left a little out, you see. It is like Mother's Day, Father's Day, all at the same time. Oh, I got man, man. He's turning into a French Patsy Cline song. So then Nathan's telling Joe they're going to get the jet skis out and everything and Captain Sandy's looking around and she goes, for the first time this is notable, the first time ever Sandy goes probably should have never put out the toys in the first place wow Captain Sandy, queen of as soon as we even look at the anchor I want five toys out in the ocean always be toying always be toying

7:06so So now there's masquerade masks, masquerade masks coming up for dinner. And Aisha puts one on. She's like, oh.

7:18So Captain Sandy's just loving this whole dating thing. She's like, Aisha, Aisha, who do you think he's going to end up with? She's like, I don't know. There's a few good options. I reckon Leah, Alicia, or Ashley. I mean, there's one who's gluten free. I'm tempted just to give her a little pizza crust just to get this party started. in. And Sandy's like, wow, I could never do what Joe's doing in a million years. Before Leah, I never went on official dates. And then we see a picture and the picture's Leah and she's like, BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. BB. Yeah. You know, I was a captain.

7:54I was always at sea. I would have sea dates. I would just be like, hey, Poseidon, come and meet me over here. Just kidding. I'm a lesbian. I didn't really have time for a relationship. And then I met Leah. She is my person for the rest of my life. Hold on one second. Hey. Hey, baby. Baby. Is bear there? Bear's here, baby. Yeah, bear. You know what bear said? Hey, little bear. He said that you're cute. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Did I say cute? I meant to say sexy, baby. You're so sexy, baby. Hey, little bear. Okay. Oh, so good to see you. So good to see you, honey. What do you think Joe's going to pick?

8:32I'm so beside myself. I can't even, I have to tell everyone. Who's Joe going to pick? Who do you think, little bear? Well, if he's smart, he's going to pick you. But unfortunately, you're taking baby. You're the best woman on that boat, baby. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay. Hey, don't forget to wash my capris before I get home. Love ya. Love ya, baby. Hey, baby. So we go to Josh and Kathy in the galley, and she's sweaty. And so we ask her what asks her what got her into yachting. And she's like, well, I was a surgical maxillinous, like, you know, teeth. I don't really know how to say it. I'm sorry, I didn't graduate from Harvard personally.

9:14But I was a surgical maxillinous-like teeth. It's a person who loves teeth but hates their son's name, Max. Okay? And I specialized in botice bone grating implantology. that's where we put breasts into mouths so you'll see sometimes people smiling and when they open their teeth you see that there are actually a wall of breasts there it's actually quite attractive to some people so i did that for a while but then i realized i was just bending over all day you know and it hurt my back and i said ow and i went to the doctor and he said actually two of your spine thingies are touching each other and so i had to quit and then i became a maid and i decided i'm going to be the best mate in the world and i'm going to be the top chief stew within two years which i did i've accomplished that so it's wonderful by the way your teeth could use some breasts on it have you ever considered that i was so her i was confused because you told josh i guess so she used to do like um bone grafting implanting on teeth or like teeth implants or she did something with bones and she was doing surgeries but then the story she tells us also was that she went to football practice, which, and then, like, hobbies.

10:29I was like, I just am confused how that's, I don't think she's lying. I just am confused about how football practice and the bone thing, it all mixed together, but she almost didn't walk or whatever. But she came in with a pretty big and intense backstory where she's like, I was almost paralyzed, and I used all my willpower to move my toe. And I just love that Kizzy's is like, I like to dance, and I'm really good at dancing. because he's like i was always the lead in plays that's hers i was the most popular girl in the school i was the prettiest i was the lead in every play and hers is like a job game i was a surgeon for teeth and broken teeth and booby teeth and then i hurt myself playing sports at the highest level possible because i was bent over trying to save people and now i almost died but i've moved my toe and now I'm here with my golden squeegee in hand.

11:23Never do dental surgery or playing football. So, I don't understand, but it was impressive, but I didn't understand it. I think she hurt her back. I think it, she was mentioning football because it shouldn't have hurt her back, but the reason it hurt her back is because when you're working on teeth all day, you're hunched over and it ended up hurting her back and destroying her back. And so that's why she left. that's so scary yeah yeah that's why i don't fix teeth okay lesson learned okay y 'all so now bachelor joe is talking to asia and he's like wow you have such a beautiful name it's like oh

12:08okay uh all right that's great okay so then uh sounds like he's opening a garage door to hell She's just like, you just dipped into another dishwasher bubble bath. So the women are getting ready and Leah is saying, they just need more time to figure out who this guy is. And Anna goes, huh, I'm here for the yacht at the end of the day. I'm not really here for the guy. I have plenty of those in New York.

12:38Yeah. Okay. And I don't blame her, but at least pretend, you know, we're all here. Yeah, ma 'am. So they all look at her like gross. So then Aisha and the Joes are talking and Bachelor Joe is saying he's having a great time. Who cares? So then we go to Brooke saying she doesn't know how she's going to choose or Joe doesn't know how. Oh, God, I'm so sorry, you guys. Joe's like, I don't know how I'm going to choose, but it's going to be so hard. And now it's dinner time. Everybody gets all fancy. And what's her buns? Kathy is trying to figure out drawers and everything's broken and everything's a piece of shit in there and Kathy is going to fix everything.

13:17Okay, guys? Yeah. And she's like, Kizzy, Kizzy, could you come here? You see this bed? Does this look perfect to you? Yes, it is. Thank you. No, it's not. Look at these wrinkles on the bed. It's not proper. It's not proper. They're not going to come out unless we wet it. Please wet the wrinkles. Wet the wrinkles. And she's just like, she's pointing out all these like little meticulous details everywhere and kizzy is just like zoning out and so kizzy tells us i'm so used to having to fight for my place that it's like i see everyone everything is competition growing up i was always the lead in plays or always front and center i know i'm not a better stew than kathy she's a good stew but in the back of my head that little dancer brain's going she's front and center right now and you should be front and center you're not good enough like okay so this is where we see pictures of her like is the lead in a play and then doing something else where she's just winning yeah she's like a like a faithful like she's got like john bonnet ramsey makeup and she's like dancing and whatever um it's actually hilarious but she's like all i hear is your center stage you're not good enough and then it goes to kathy and she's like kizzy i can't stand when the caddies are put back with rubbish in them please empty the trash every time you pass one thank you she's like oh so you think you're the star of the show with your rubbish rules she's like as I said when I played the lead Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz I hate when rubbish are in bitch like oh I'm the lead of the plays I'm the lead of the plays

14:53so meanwhile so Kizzy is they're looking at all this stuff And Kizzy notices that as Kathy bends over that there is the seam is popping on Kathy's butt. There's like a hole. It's big enough that you can really see it on camera from far away. Like it's definitely there. It's undeniable. And Kizzy kind of like looks at the camera and is like, oh my God. And she says, I probably should say something. But she says nothing. In fact, she just lets Kathy just go about her business. And I was like, it just was, to me, it was so obnoxious. It's this girl's first day here. She's about to be like guests facing, bringing stuff out.

15:41I just was like, oh my God, you are a mean person. I don't care if she's not as villainous as others like you. That's just like shitty character right there. And he did it on TV and we all saw it. Yeah, shame on you. it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

16:05so she they're running plates and josh is behind her and he's like oh you've got a rip in your ass and i was like well who doesn't what kind of thing is that to say it's how asses are made but it's the hole it's a hole so she's like oh my god so she's trying to like walk backwards so so no one sees the hole in her butt. And Kizzy's like, I didn't even know about the rip. She'll never get Joe now. Yeah. So shady. So, and Kathy's like, I've been in cabins for a few hours with Kizzy bending over and then she hasn't even noticed. I'm watching her. Maybe this is her game plan. Maybe she liked what she saw.

16:45Like, okay, let's settle down, Kathy. Well, she's true. so then Ashley's like so do you cook Joe and he's like yeah I actually don't mind it you know I got a nice little kitchen set up at the house yeah my kids like to cook which is great I've got kids you guys know that right yeah it's really important to cook for your kids super important no one's eating their food all the plates are coming back with like three bites taken out of them and then Anna has something to say she goes I had a guy one time I went on a date with and I like I wore like a hot couture dress. Yeah. And I was going to an upper East side place where I lived.

17:22And he told me, Oh, it's not like you're going to a runway show. So I said, you know what? Get out of here. Life is my runway show. And if you don't like that, you should leave. I was like, we're making this up as you're saying, like, I can literally, like I, as someone who sits here and does this every single day and makes up half the shit coming out of my mouth. I know you're fabricating this entire story and literally every part of it you did not live on the upper east side you did not have a couture dress you did not have a guy that told you that and shut up and everybody's looking at her like gross you're a gross person and he said goes but here's anna possibly the antichrist all right she belongs with no one because she goes anna belongs with no one but Putin.

18:10You're going to make that other chef mad. No, Putin is mine. What's so funny is she loved Putin. She literally said it on the show. But what's so funny is that this chick's, her story has such a strange arc to it, even if it happened for real. If she wore a nice dress and the guy said, you look like you're going to a runway show, and she gets mad at him, she goes, life is my runway show. If you don't like that, you should leave. I think he just complimented you. Why would you sass off to them and be like, get out of here. Life is my runway show. Like, their story makes no sense. Yeah. So then the opera singer gets to take center stage.

18:48They're all very excited to hear opera singing. And she comes out and she's like, Make America great. Make America great again. They're like, oh, my God. This is beautiful. Beautiful. And now something by Kid Rock.

19:13Okay. And now a little Carrie Underwood for you. And I took my keys into his truck and I got it back.

19:28Chosen charge of my tears and my nights. tribute to Scott Baio one of my one of my favorites Charles in charge of my dreams and my lights I want I want Joe in charge of me see what I did there and I did a key change on it without even asking I like a pitch change alright guys well tomorrow we've got a variety of activities. I'll have some ideas of who goes where by the time breakfast comes out, Amy. All right. And she's like, yeah, okay. Well, I want you to think about that tonight and then we'll throw some women overboard when you're ready, Joe. Okay. Um, every day is going to get clearer and clearer.

20:19So now the girls are talking about him and Alicia, I think is saying that he, she has a vibe. She's like, actually, I kind of like him. And then Anna, Anna is outside and Matt, she's like, Max, you'll take my picture. So he does. And she's like, I don't even like this battle he's not even hot what am i here for this is bullshit he didn't even he didn't even criticize my dress and tell me to dress down i mean what kind of man is that but you i'm liking this you're the best because i'm like i'm into like the bourgeois so not like that not him no like yeah you really sound like you're into the bourgeois taking photos of caviar and bragging about san tropez and wearing couture to the upper east side you definitely are like if anyone if anyone sounded like they were a big bourgeois booster.

21:03It was you, Anna. Yeah. She's like, I like poor people. Let's do it right now. So then Kizzy's wanting to get drunk. And Joe's like, oh, so do I, man. She's like, yeah, I want the next night out. She's like, yeah, I'm the same. Yeah, because now I'm single. Don't choke. Don't choke. He's like, you're single. You're single now. Wow, congratulations. What do you think about that, boys? Max is like, oh, single. Josh is like, yes! And Deckhand Joe's like, oh, a door that I didn't believe in just opened. I'm getting all nervous now, man. I don't know how it's going to all go down. Goodbye, V. Goodbye.

21:42Goodbye. Goodbye, V. V literally is not even on this episode. There's so much talk about V, but, like, she just says literally nothing. So Kizzy's like, she's single now, and she's ready to call some fucking drama. So everyone goes to bed. Max is like airboxing for some reason. I don't know why people do that. And now it's the morning. Okay. Because it's going to be time to pick up the anchor. Okay. And Joe, Diken Joe is talking to Nathan. He's like, Kizzy, she's single man. And he's like, oh, Jesus Christ. Are you going to try? I'll go with the floor. Are you going to try? He's like, I don't know.

22:21I'll see what happens. Oh, exactly. I'll see what happens. I don't want anything serious. I don't want to date anyone. I'm a new man. Oh, God, women are trouble. What am I going to do? So now we go to Amy and Bachelor Joe having a talk. So Amy's like, we need to decipher who's going to do these activities. And he's like, Alicia and Marley, I guess. She's like, perfect. Is there anyone that you think isn't for you? And he's like, yeah, Brooklyn Lee are someone I'm not going to pursue anything with. I mean, there's just not anything there. That's where I'm at. So get rid of them. And she's like, okay, I'm going to go ahead and say bye to them.

22:54and get them off the boat. You just stay here so you don't ever have to look at their ugly faces again. He's like, thank you. Like, what a gross pig. You don't even go say like, you guys, thanks so much for coming on. You know, I'm not feeling a connection. He just has the lady go do it. Ugh, gross. Yeah, that was, it's given definitely some like, just just Lane vibes. So then Kathy is, right? I mean, we're all, I mean, obviously these are, I don't know how to say her name. I mean, I don't think that these are, obviously they're not like underage. It's not, I don't think it's truly trafficking, but there's sort of this element of like, here's this lady that does this stuff for me.

23:30And then I don't interface. It's just like weird. Yeah. Like here's these, these hires and they're only here to please you. And they're just not human beings, you know, like it's just gross. The whole thing is. He talks about, he wants someone with confidence and yet he's not like self-possessed enough just to say like, Hey, thanks for coming. Yeah. I don't really feel the connection, but like, you know, it was great meeting you and have a great time in Barcelona. Yeah. So Kathy is, there's like a moment at one point like Cathy walks into the galley and Max is like, oh, did you change your perfume?

23:59New perfume today? And Cathy is telling Kizzy, you know what? Max is growing on me. Not that he wasn't, but like he just keeps on complimenting me when I even when I changed perfume, he even understood that I changed perfume. Isn't that crazy? I mean, what happened to the good old days of woman as passive recipient? What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over? Am I right? Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, hack. Yeah, so she likes Max because he notices her perfume and stuff, which I guess is fair. That's actually pretty impressive, I think.

24:35Like, noticing a perfume from one day to the next? I mean, I guess. Yeah, so he's paying attention, I guess, but he's the only one giving her attention. So she's like, I guess that's him then. Okay, he's giving me attention. so then amy calls leah downstairs okay so now she has to dump these girls um so um nathan's like oh oh duck and joe's got himself in trouble again and they're like what's going on oh he loves trouble and wait until you're with a drink in him and h is like i know but he's like quite keen on him now and he's gonna ruin it you know and i know he wants fun but he needs to do that without buttering people up too much just make sure you know they then they think he's keen you understand and max is like yeah so and it's like joe just wants a bit of fun so it's just like i know but he needs to do that yes he can't do that because they're keen so now we go to amy talking about keen amy is talking to leah who just sang her heart out last night and goes i wanted to personally tell you that joe did not want to personally tell you that he didn't connect as much with you so So don't take it personally, even though I am personally telling you.

25:47He said it did have to do with your personality, but don't take it personally. She goes, yeah, that's fine. I didn't feel it either. I mean, he's not for me. He really isn't. He's not. I totally wasn't into him whatsoever. I mean, last time I checked, I mean, his hair color was sort of close, but I mean, you got to add about like another 100 pounds and get a little bit of a fake tan before you get me all excited. Know what I'm saying? you know what I'm really looking for a man to grab me by the okay you can leave now before I leave could you just ask him if you can put on a red shiny tie that hangs down to the tip of his dick just want to see how it looks so now she dumps Brooke next and Brooke's like what do you mean is this like discrimination against gluten free people because it's not the first time well I'm sorry I'm not into hot dog buns okay you prig okay have fun eating your gluten so Amy tells Aisha she goes guess who he picked and Aisha goes who he picked to leave she goes Brooke and Leah what not Anna I did not see that coming the Antichrist is still here and then we cut to Anna going oh I need to do some bikini content

27:08sure just don't share it because we don't need to see it so now max is in the galley and he's like oh and she was saying them so disgusting things and she's not even leaving josh's like oh for fuck's sake but at least the gluten-free is off the boat hey because i'm gluten-free it's just like a category of person so then is where we get anna telling the girls her story amy's like what's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done she goes oh well i the same day decided i was going to can with a person i didn't know so i went on the carpet click click click click the next day flew out i'm like oh wow like probably most people do when they go to can for a job to show up they do the red carpet they leave you're a poser lady yeah that sounds like a totally real story so um alicia is in the van um uh basically we have bachelor joe is with merrily and alicia but then joe deckhand joe is with kids in the back scene they're all going on their activity and so like bachelor joe is talking to girls about something and they wind up in a mosaic class and joe he basically is flirting with her and he's like hey alicia would you you have to put one of your pieces into my mosaic and she's like oh she kisses it and puts it in his mosaic like oh real smooth there joe so it's for v yeah yeah and kizzy's getting a little flirt to a little flirt on you know he's like oh put a piece of mosaic in my project because it'll be a memory she's like oh so then bachelor and alicia seem to be hitting it off and kizzy kisses a piece and puts it in joe's mosaic you guys what a day what a day am i right so now captain sandy is asking amy for some tea and she's like well i think leah was shocked but it's just joe's charter and captain's like i love this i wish we could do every charter like this okay are you kidding me this is amazing has anybody called him bb yet okay god god i've got something special i've got something special it is really funny how the entire crew is like so into it and it's like it's not like into it like they have to pretend to do an olympic you know obstacle course or something like that they are all gossiping like oh my god they got rid of they got rid of leah can you believe they got rid of leah i mean she's the opera singer i had like her above anna i can't believe she went before anna they're all they're all so invested especially sandy oh sandy wants to intervene so badly but she can't yeah so now we go back to the boat and um kizzy had a fun time and um then we go to deckhand joe and nathan talking and nathan's asking about the vibes with Kizzy and he says it was fun and he's like, but you're in a wee bit deep with V, isn't it?

29:54And he's like, oh, very, very deep. Women's always been my problem. That's always been my problem, bro. And Aisha hears them, so she comes right over and she's like, what are you guys fucking doing? He's like, well, we're having women chats. And real quickly when they were driving back to the boat, Deckhand Joe said to Kizzy, I speak to you like one of the boys. And she's like, oh yeah, that's because I'm not looking for anything proper. and how many times do we see this trap? It's always this girl who says, I'm basically just like a guy. I don't even put my feelings into it. To me, it's just sex.

30:25I don't even care. Cut to three episodes later, knocking on the door. Are you there? Can I come cuddle? Can I come cuddle? Can I come cuddle? Yeah, she's like, I am not like, fill in the blank, the other girls. That's right. I'm not like the other girls. Nice to meet you. I don't want anything proper. Why can't we just fuck around and have fun? And he gives her a high five. Yeah, sorry, I skipped that. I don't know how. No, it's fine. We're five hours into this recap. She's just so predictable. Let's talk more about Richard Mulligan. So Asha is like, listen, I've got no problem with you shagging the town black and blue.

31:02I mean, that's fine. It's long as you know, everyone that you do that with is aware of what you're doing. And he's like, I've been here before, haven't I? I'm just so handsome. It's a constant loop of torture. Yes, well, maybe you need to take some time to reflect because who's the common denominator? Uh, Captain Sandy. No. Nathan. No. The starfish out there in the ocean. No. Think again. It starts with J. Uh, Janis Joplin. Yes, Janis Joplin is the common denominator. I'm glad we had this talk. All right? Now, Mama said a piece. keep your hand off the goods. And that brings us to the end of Below Deck Mediterranean.

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This is part 2 of a two-part recap

Kizzy has dumped Tommy on Below Deck Mediterranean, so she’s got the boys right where she wants them…until a new hottie stew enters and ruins K’s chance at a first place prize in the cleaning and possibly the shagging departments. Let the games begin! Also, a run down weirdo has a dating show on the boat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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