#3089 RHOSLC S611 Part One: Crazy Rich Explanations

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2:17I hope everyone has a great thing. You get it. You get it. What are you arguing about? Some crazy thing just flew across your screen. Really? Was it behind me or in front of me? It looked like a ghost. I hope it's a ghost. I know that there's a ghost somewhere in this house and I want to meet the ghost. Where is he or she? I just swore I saw something. But you know, sometimes there are these things like if you make like an L or something. Where are you at? Come over here and see me. I've been wanting to go. I'm the only person who wants the ghost. I've been looking for them and they never talked to me or anything.

2:53I cannot wait to go back. And like, maybe, maybe it was me. Like I could have sworn I just saw a white thing go floating across your screen. Do you mind? But also like, we know your camera, sometimes Ronnie, you're talking and your camera will just give like a thumbs up. It'll just float up across. So it could be that. No, I think you would have known if it was, I hope it was a ghost. I even, the piano I got was from the year this house was built, which is 1956 and so i was like maybe if i get a piano the year that the house was built whoever died in this house from 1956 will play the piano or i don't know something because you know no one can you know um what am i trying to say no one can stop themselves from playing a piano even if they can't play it like me they'll like sit there and like chopsticks or whatever anytime someone comes in here they start chopsticking or mary had a little lambing it or heart and souling it so come on ghost get off your lazy ass maybe you'll maybe the ghost will play like heartbreak hotel or like switch shoes because 1956 is the year that elvis became famous according to my very quick searching really well you know the song i practice every day on the piano is i can't help falling in love with you by my god elvis what made popular ub40 also um i uh would love it if Elvis decided to haunt you.

4:10That's such an amazing find for it. Like most people just get ghosts of sad children or like crazy old people. I don't want Elvis. I have enough of an eating disorder without Elvis over here shitting, shitting out peanut butter, banana sandwiches and, you know, doing his Coke on the, I've stopped, I'm trying to stop all that. You don't need Elvis. You don't need Elvis also nagging you. You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Stop it. I'm actually much more than that. I know. I described Elvis and I was like, actually, I think I just described my past decade. So I'm like Elvis without the fame and fortune.

4:43I'm just, I'm just that why I saw it too. Was that it? There was something that flew behind me. Did you see, I was looking at a different screen. I swear to God, I was on a different screen. You saw it. Yeah, I saw it. It was like a white, it was like a white thing that flew across. What was it? A ghost of a bug? That's not a good ghost. What if I just have a ghost of a bug? No, it was like a white ghost thing. It could also just be a bug. I don't have bugs. Like an actual, like a bug that's floated by the camera that looks much bigger because it's on camera. I don't have bugs. It's like, this is like the Today Show for bugs.

5:15They're like, oh my God, hi, mom. Anyway, let's move on. This episode of Salt Lake City is so good. I'm wondering that when Andy Cohen teased that the next episode of Salt Lake City may be his favorite of the season, and then we got last week's episode, which was nice, maybe he really meant this episode. Maybe he got confused with the order because this episode I thought was tremendous. And in fact, about like 20 minutes into it, I was like, is this going to be a bottle episode? Is it all going to take place at Valters? And I actually got very excited for that because really truly for the first 20 minutes of airtime, not including commercials, we were in, or 20 minutes, we were in Valters.

5:53And I was like, oh my God, this entire show might take place around this table, which will actually be amazing television. It didn't, but it still was amazing television. It was good. And I was really, really happy for Muzzy for having a good episode. I mean, Muzzy kind of had a redemptive episode, which I thought was very nice. Because, you know, no woman in America is as hated as Muzzy right now in the Real Housewives watching community. I mean, she's really taking a lot of it. Richard Rossi is sort of up there these days, huh? Well, she's at least got a lot of the country behind her. but muzzy i mean everyone republican democrat no matter what you feel about gay people and trans people everyone agree can agree that muzzy's been an asshole but yeah um i was happy for her for having a nice kind of redemptive episode where she was somewhat kind her eyebrows even looked better do you think it was the it was the kindness i think so maybe she's in the holiday spirit i know that someone i believe on reddit it could have been twitter but i think it was reddit um said that they went to a thrift store and they found muzzy's t-shirt the one that had that frazzled cat saying everything's fine everything's fine that's like oh it all makes sense now muzzy graduated muzzy like found warmth in her hat and she was able to retire her her souvenir t-shirt so uh the the arc has been completed muzzy has found warmth happiness so good for muzzy yeah good for muzzy well yeah um for this episode you know we'll see uh so we also got to see Gwen, which we don't see Gwen very often.

7:26Gwen with her matching mom hair, which was weird, and her gecko obsession. Like, I'm leaving you, mother! So that was fun. But yeah, overall, a pretty good one. And we also got the moment we only, which we only was coming, which was Whitney's, Meredith is an alcoholic storyline, which we knew that was coming, and it was kind of stymied, because Whitney cannot do a storyline, right? I mean, it's classic Whitney, you know? Just bungling every storyline she's got. But damn it, it got out there. So congratulations to Whitney on starting her season one, part two, or like second half of the season storyline going.

8:04Good for her. I know. You know, it's crazy. We're already on episode 11 of the show and it feels like we're only reaching like one third. Like we just hit the one third mark for the season. It feels like there's still so much ground to cover. So it's wild that like we're already at episode 11 when realistically there's probably like four or five episodes left. but then again we also did kind of like muzzy had a oh look muzzy is nice now thing so they're starting to tie up some things and we also had like some resolution with bringing her daughter but i just feel like i feel like the season just started i know that's crazy to say it but i feel like we're just getting underway but also meredith did a classic meredith thing which is she did not um ever accept responsibility for anything that may or may not have happened on the airplane but what she has done is decided to start up a feud with Whitney to distract away from it and sort of like do this like quick patch up with Brittany and move forward I mean that is a pro if you've ever seen one that that's just like that's high level housewife yeah I think Meredith at one point was like why am I letting Brittany become the star of this show I'm dropping Whitney and I'm going to come for the real me Heather and Whitney because fuck those two and I saw an interview with Meredith I don't know some red carpet thing or whatever and she was like and They said, well, who's giving you the problems in the second half of the season?

9:20And she's like, well, it's the shit knees. You know, you know who they are. Whitney and Brittany, the shit knees. I was like, oh, here she goes. That's so funny, mom. That's hilarious. I designed that for her. I did that for her. Meredith, that's just great, Meredith. That's funny. That's a funny bit, Meredith. Tell them the one about being a pansexual. It's so good That joke is so good I want to be his dad Oh god I want that joke to call me for advice

9:56Okay Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Episode 611 Ladies Who Lunch the sequel So we are actually Driving away from Mary's church This is like we are picking up Almost directly from where the last one left off We start with Lisa and Meredith in a car And Lisa's like oh my god are you like ready for lunch? Yeah I'm starving Mato Mato Oh wow there's a fly in the car Look at that there's a fly in here Right after I was going over the bug in my house And I got it It wasn't a ghost it was a bug it was a mosquito And guess what the mosquito is now a ghost Bye bitch Wow well that follows a very similar arc to the bug That was in Lisa's car because Meredith lowers the window and goes, Bye, fly.

10:47You can't leave. Mary's service was beautiful, wasn't it? It was so beautiful. It's like, oh, so nice. So beautiful. Yeah, when we first got to the church, though, like, and everyone's energy, it was, like, so off. It was, like, just so off their energy. Yeah, they were basically like, why are you here, basically? And then we go to Heather's car where she's driving with Whitney and Heather's like, I mean, they come in, they're all smiles. Nothing's happened. Nothing has gone wrong. I'm like, well, how did you guys greet them? By like frowning and crying and pointing fingers in their faces. You guys smile too.

11:25It's called being polite at church. Well, they were kind of awkward when they walked in. They were like, oh my God, look who's here. Oh my God, they're totally here right now. What do we do? So Whitney's like, yeah. Them pretending nothing happened was what really bothered me because I think they're going to try and spin it where it's someone else's fault. It's going to be our fault. Yeah. Well, what do you think is like, well, if they're trying to spin it, that's just absolutely impossible. So now we go to Valter's and Angie Kade's walking down the street, down the red carpet. And Mary explains to us that after the plane ride, everyone is not forgiving and everyone is not healed.

12:07So Lord, help us all. so uh valters i wish they'd put up a card by the way i think it's like overdue a card that said you know valter 1920 something to 2021 or whatever he passed they did oh well walter passed i think they did at the end of the episode i think they were like we dedicate this to valter that son of a gun again no one did a rigatoni like valter or something i think they did an rip for valter i I hope so. They probably did. They probably did. I just want more. Just want more RIPs. But you know what? An RIP for Cachina Toscana because we haven't been there in forever. Is that place?

12:43We haven't. What happened to that restaurant? I don't know. I miss it. But there are still all the doormen. You know, Mary still has like the red carpet in front of the vaulters for entering for all the ladies and all the guys standing outside. Like it's so fancy. They didn't do a Met Gala thing like they did the first time though. And I think that was a very important part. And Mary also didn't get everyone and like really extravagant gifts. This time she got them all betta fish. Didn't she do that already? Didn't she already do that? Wasn't that like what she did the first time? No, the first time she got them like crazy extravagant gifts, didn't she?

13:17Like watches. Yeah, I think it was watches and crystal boxes or something crazy. Let me see. Are you looking at this on the computer? Mary Cosby, does anyone have a clip of Mary Cosby saying, this is on Reddit, does anyone have a clip of Mary Cosby saying she doesn't eat fish because it'll start a fish family in her stomach? that was not it so succession music is playing I don't know why but we're at Valters but they do in my succession theme and Heather and Whitney come in and Heather's like I love betta fish I love betta fish sisters all of these betta fish are sisters and Whitney's like wait a minute why isn't this fish moving oh yeah they don't move And Angie says, he's a snooze fest.

14:06This one, we should call this one Meredith. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And so they're all saying hi. And then Meredith and Lisa walk in. And Angie's like, oh, your guests are here. And Lisa's like, oh, my God. I love this. This is so sweet. Oh, my God. Betafish? Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Do I have to go home with the fash? This is crazy. What do I do with the fash? I love that Lisa said, wow, you know what, Mary? Like, your service, like, that was so amazing. That was, like, so from the heart. When Mary's service was like, you are soulless. What was she saying? Like, she gave them each thing. And when it got to Lisa, she's like, you with no souls, with no humanity.

14:55You with the long black hair. Satan. I see Satan in you. And Lisa's like, wow, that was really good. That was so good, Mary. Yeah. That was great. They're making jokes about the beta fish. Bronwyn's like, I mean, a goodie bag is usually a gift for me, not a responsibility. And Heather's like, the more the merrier. I'm an empty nester. Doesn't mean I can't care for a fish. I mean, we're a sisterhood of fish that we keep at home. As long as that fish doesn't bother me while I'm writing a new novel, which I'm writing, New York Times bestseller. yeah but better fish are fighting fish like my friends

15:37that was the uh that that that punch line was the las vegas punch line when you're driving down the highway you see it's many miles before you arrive so before she even saw it yeah she's like so proud every time she gets to the end of a line it's so funny like she does this like little nose this nose scrunch and like wow she just makes her eyes like that wow i did it it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

16:09so they sit down and by the way sorry to interrupt did you see that that montage that someone made of angie k doing slow burns i never even realized i've noticed that she does them and I always laugh when she does them, but I didn't realize the degree to which Angie K will like rotate her head very slowly and look away from something. And it is amazing. And she does like 10 during the scene. She's like, I am looking away slowly and flaring my eyes. She's like a camera in your house, you know, she's like a ring camera that just kind of moves, whatever those little cameras are. So good. So they sit down and it's quiet and everybody's giving soap opera looks.

16:46Bromwin is giving like the telenovela like, hmm, and Angie's giving her. And then Heather's like, okay, well, so wait a minute. Is this Dom from 2003? Remember everybody? That was a hilarious season. And we get the flashback where Mary told the story about how there was a heat wave that killed 5 ,600 people, but made the best grapes of all time. I forgot about that. And Heather's like, should I be, should I be looking for the tears of the deceased? Mary is like well I invited you all because this was an important day and I felt like I needed a group of around me of real friendship and if you notice the ones that are not here which is Brittany um I did let her know why she wasn't invited so five hours earlier Mary calls Brittany on the phone and goes um I just wanted to let you know that I'm having an event today and I did not invite you because you told me that I was the most ungodly person you ever met it's like well I mean And I meant that in the moment because it felt like you were super mean and God wouldn't be mean.

17:48But it was hurtful. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God wouldn't be mean. Have you read the Bible? I think a pharaoh or two would like to have a word.

18:00What? I wore my best seat today. The frog fell on me. Where'd that come from? God's unhappy. He's like, okay, you know what? I'm pissed off at them because they did something to me. So just go slaughter the whole village. What do you mean you kept a cow? I'm slaughtering you and your whole family too. Listen, the word smite comes from the Bible, okay? Don't fuck with God. It's not just some nice little mamby-mamby you can push around, okay? God's like, I was just reacting. I was venting to a friend, and I'm sorry that you overheard my plague. Yeah, God was mean, but then he saw all the tweets about him.

18:37So then he changed it up for season two, which is the New Testament. so he came back with like you know a little botox and some fillers new boobs and you know a weave and then tried to be nice for a season but don't you worry there's always season three so mary is saying that she's like hey you know um you know britney apologized and she meant it and you know she's and my mouth hit the floor and i looked at the dog and i said should i invite her and i was like give me a paw if i should invite her see footage of the dog Like, the dog's like, whoa. And just like, whoa. The dog just tilts his head and doesn't know what to do, so it just lays down.

19:12She's like, and he didn't give me his paw, so I didn't invite her. So if I could, I feel like if she could apologize, you know, then we should be able to come together and understand why we're hurt and what happened. And, you know, who didn't or didn't apologize. Okay, I love that Mary is trying to, like, be preacher Mary this season and just be sweet. And, you know, we're all falling for this nice, kind, new version of Mary. but i'm sorry you just preached a sermon at church and now you're coming to this fine dining restaurant that costs a zillion dollars and refusing to invite a girl that you don't like so please spare me the forgiveness talk okay please um but actually i think it was good that britney wasn't there because i don't think they would have had as productive a conversation it would have gone it would have gone left it would have been like the yacht all over again yeah it It would have been about Brittany.

20:01Yeah, it would have been a mess. So Mary is like, you know, we're just, you know, just say, I'm sorry if that offended you. And Heather goes, oh my gosh, that's the magical sentence. Are you listening, Lisa? Are you listening to what Mary's saying? At least like, are you listening to what Mary's saying? Mary's like, is this a fight? Should we be in fight mode? Well, I'm just saying that there was no apology. and Lisa, you didn't apologize to me and I was just trying to tell you what Mary said and I was deeply offended. Please, Heather, you chased Lisa around drunkenly on a bow for two days screaming and yelling that she betrayed everybody with no proof.

20:43What is Heather ever talking about on this show? I like that Heather shows up all innocent like, I deserve an apology too. Yeah, and I love that. She's literally the last person who deserves apology in this situation. And Mary's like, wait, what are you hurt about? Because I was hurt that this really great, amazing trip ended up in Brittany being corralled off of a plane by us, a sisterhood, sobbing. Well, she was sobbing, not the sisterhood. The sisterhood was laughing. Angie can't even stand Brittany and Mary can't stand Brittany. And they were caressing her and helping her. Gosh, that's terrible.

21:20And Angie's like, it was really bad and Greek. It was anti-Greek. Well, I never said nothing happened. and then we see a clip of Lisa and she goes, I said nothing to Brittany and I'm not apologizing, so and then we cut back the editors are so good so then we cut back and Heather's like, it's called paraphrasing Lisa, well we never even discussed what happened Heather so I don't know what you're talking about this is me, called Meredith just being calm in a restaurant well tell me what happened that warranted our trip ending horribly with one of our friends never wanting to be in the same room as you or the same room as you or you because she holds both of you equally accountable.

22:02That's weird. That's weird. Yeah, that's really weird. I don't know why. I was reacting to her very malicious actions and her reaction was not right time. My reaction was not right time, not right place. And that's all I was doing, doing something at the not right time, not right place. Well, listen here, girlfriend. It was more than the wrong time in the wrong place Ah, I'm Meredith's friend I feel like Meredith was beyond upset You ever have a beyond burger? She was the burger and it was beyond, yeah Um, yeah, and Whitney's like, um But what we witnessed was different than what you were saying Because it was like you were taunting Brittany and calling her names Nuh, Meredith didn't even talk to Brittany I did not speak to her once Not even once.

22:53I would say, waiter, could you please pour a glass of champagne over the dirty whore that nobody loves that's in front of me? I mean, is there something wrong with that? She had over-the-ear headphones and a movie on or something like that. I wasn't really sure what the movie was about, but I saw a lady crawling out of a television that looked like an adorable rom-com. It was the ring. Well, I don't know what that is. But it was all in earshot, and she could still hear you. Meredith was actually diabolical on the plane. There would definitely be brief moments of peace, and then it would slowly pick up again.

23:33And it would crescendo. Could someone let Whitney know what crescendo means? Thank you. Well, Meredith has ranges of emotions and volume, and we were in the diabolical and disgusting range for two hours. oh two hours or five hours because you guys change your story like every two seconds and did you see when they were interviewing mary at bravo con on whatever carpet they have over there at the blue carpet whatever and um they were asking her about this fight and mary said no no meredith wasn't yelling she wasn't yelling or screaming she was just you know spiraling did not see that believing everything that mary says so lisa goes the fact that these girls exacerbated us and made it something that it wasn't.

24:17It's kind of like bullshit. And Meredith is like, well, I vented on a pling to a friend for, I don't know, 30 minutes, 30 seconds. It was basically like I just batted my eyelashes and I communicated through eye signals. And suddenly I'm the man guy. And now Meredith time changes too, because before it was 10 minutes and then maybe, okay, maybe it was 15. Now she's like, all right, well, maybe it was 30, 30 minutes. Okay. Well, we were all there. Mary's saying we were all there and we heard it. and if it's not lining up with what she said she did and we all heard it i mean well then well here we are then so whitney's like yeah and britney's hair was wet and she was hyperventilating and she was terrorized for five hours okay well i slept and i watched two movies so it was not five hours okay try again oh really what movies did you watch then and i started cracking up because so this show and meredith is like whoa i mean it was obvious the movie i saw was

25:23crazy rich asians yes exactly crazy rich asians a documentary about the rise of income and wealth and wealth disparity in china following the rise of of certain things like battery operated cars and special minerals no no no no meredith no no no it's a rom-com It's with Henry Golding Henry Golding of course who is the CEO Of a tech company Henry Golding and Michelle Yeoh Yeah Yeoh No you were not in it I'm not Michelle Michelle Yeoh Are you trying to say Michelle me? I'm not really sure what you're calling it No Michelle Yeoh not Michelle No

26:05Well there was also another movie And I don't recall the name of the movie Okay, then what happened at the end of Crazy Rich Asians? Yeah, wait a minute, are we really doing this? Are we really doing this? Come on, you guys. Well, I don't remember. I mean, I think someone went crazy, and there was someone who was rich, and possibly there was someone who was Asian. The specifics elude me at this moment, Your Honor. Well, it ended with an Asian person being dragged out of a board meeting for turning crazy. He was very rich, so he got off No, no, I got this, man I got this, okay There was a big part Oh, because a toddler came out with a tracksuit in China Oh, it was a great movie I loved it, very heartwarming Well, I usually remember movies I see Oh, do you?

26:57Wow, look at Angie Movie rememberer Wow Yeah, Crazy Rich Asians has a really big moment at the end Think about it I saw it with my daughters who thankfully are out of my life now. Well, I honestly don't remember. I mean, was it something with Mahjong at this point? Actually, that was surprisingly close. Mahjong, which of course is the name of a very important fashion designer who was featured in the movie. Oh, now she's off track again. Did you watch it, Lisa? She's like, I did. Okay, then you tell us what happened. Then we get a timer of Lisa trying to, like a timer and a score chord come up on the camera.

27:36And she's like, okay, there was this guy. I think it was Asian, but like, who am I to say? So he goes on this plane and then he stops everyone. And he's like, oh my God, I want to marry you. Why can't we have peanuts anymore? Because like, it's crazy. Like when I was growing up, there weren't peanut allergies on planes. And so we could eat peanuts. But now all of a sudden people are going to die. Like seriously, so I can't have a peanut because you have an allergy. You know what I mean? I don't want pretzels. I don't eat carbs. Well, unless they're Wendy's. But Wendy's doesn't serve pretzels. So why am I going to eat that?

28:05What are Asian people only into pretzels now? Do Asian people still eat peanuts? Can I get them on this plane? I don't want to marry anybody who has pretzel broth. That's it. Lisa, that didn't happen in the movie. What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. Okay, so he was like, I want to get married at a pond or something like that. The big X or something like that. But that didn't happen. But they have a big party for them. And Mary's like, oh, is this a good movie? It's like, yeah. And there's like synchronized swimmers. And it's like very exciting. And like, it's a beautiful movie. Well, I must have been asleep by then.

28:44I don't, I must have been asleep then. Fine. Oh, wait, then were you sleep talking? Because I could hear it for the entire flight. That was 10, 2 hours, 5 hours, 6 hours, 3. I was sleeping. I wasn't sleeping. No one was sleeping. I heard everything. Well, that's impossible. I wasn't saying a word because I was either asleep or I was so captivated about crazy rich Asians that I was speechless. So I think you better rethink that, Whitney Rose. Well, I heard you yelling for five rows in front of you. Well, that is impossible. She was sobbing. Who was? Angie was sobbing. How did you hear that from where?

29:25No, I wasn't sobbing. Brittany was sobbing. Well, I admit the movie was emotional. It was very sad when that crazy rich Asian came in and killed the cow. I mean, talk about a crazy thing to do. Who wants a movie to end with an Asian person in love about to get married and then dying from a peanut allergy because Lisa couldn't help herself? Meredith, please stop. Please stop trying to act like you saw this movie. Well, I did. It was about someone who went into a Chinese restaurant and then went crazy. I mean, it's in the title. But she was sobbing. Well, then you should have supported her. You were screaming.

30:02You lost it. we all saw the same theme.

30:10We all saw crazy rich Asians. I think that Meredith has the right to lose her shit sometimes. Oh no, not to friends, not to friends. I would just like to point out again that Heather literally followed Lisa around screaming and yelling while she was sobbing and on the phone with her husband and followed her all the way to the edge of a swim platform. Where she could have jumped off. I'm not even denying what happened on this plane. I have no idea. I wasn't there. All I know is that Heather as the messenger of being all that's good and calm and how we treat friends and how we treat friends is fucking hilarious to me.

30:47And the fact that they just let her get away with it every time cracks me up. So Heather's like, well, this requires an apology. Do you feel bad that you hurt Brittany? Well, I already told you I feel bad. well i feel badly that i hurt britney's feelings unfortunately britney does not feel badly at all that she hurt my feelings so there's nowhere to go and at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing especially if you're trying to watch a movie you fall asleep during it and that becomes the keystone of an argument against you so she doesn't like me i don't like her we don't need to be friends everyone can move on well you know feeling bad that's that's a different that's a from saying sorry okay you feel you feel bad that's different from saying sorry so well i am sorry that she heard me venting and i'd hurt her so yes i am oh so you're not so you're not then okay well i am i am very sorry that i said i would ever see and behind her because that was obviously a mistake because she could overhear everything that i was gonna say so i take her full responsibility for my seating choice.

31:53That's an apology about seats. Yes. And you know what? I'm entitled to my feelings. Yeah, but you lost your right to cry when you harassed her on the plane, Meredith. I lost my right to my feelings. And then the sound effects go...

32:16Like the ahs went out of control on that. We had so many sound effects. first we had a boom like throughout this conversation first there was a boom and then at one point there was like a snake right like and then this one was like and then later on trying to solve a mystery like yeah

32:39i love the one that sounds like it's you're in like a deserted town

32:47meanwhile by the way while they're having the one where they do that door creek where it's Yeah. Like someone says something and then it goes.

32:56And meanwhile, while this whole fight is going on, there's like a waiter behind Meredith, like squeezing lemon onto plates. Like, yeah. I like to know waiters or vaulters know by now that not even affected by any of the fighting. Well, you lost the privilege to speak about it. Look at me, Meredith. And she's like, oh, well, stop talking to me now. I've got lots of privilege to speak. No, why are you talking about me? Meredith's like a little bit more wine, please. Thank you so much. samarit goes you told me i lost my privilege to speak so i should even speak just hang on one second this is time for it's time for a speech okay hang me on the four words that i spoke i'll explain why i said those words and i'll explain it to this whole sisterhood i said that because i feel like we got on the plane having your back and whatever happened on the plane swapped that right on its head and it went to you and lisa looking like bullies and you were mad and you were telling us all to take notes and you left the plane and you left the plane and you guys did not seem upset at all.

33:51Brittany had to be physically carried to customs by us, the remainder of the sisterhood. So for me to say you lost your privilege to hang your hat on the victim, you did because whatever happened, the plane on the plane tipped the scales and you are in the wrong. Now the scene is over because I had a great speech. Oh, it's still going to go on? Okay, sure. Fine. I just thought it was a really good speech. You may have been watching Crazy Rich Asians, but the rest of us were watching crazy financially stable Caucasian. And Meredith just shrugs and then they have a stare-off and everyone's looking at each other and we hear a couple of booms.

34:30And Meredith's like, say something. Well, I lost my privilege to speak, so that's fine. For her not to give me the benefit of the doubt and to show me Grace is wrong and she should be a human being and not be such a judgmental bitch. Oh my God, I got mother. Oh my God, she just chopped you. I got literal mother. Lisa is like, it's okay for you to be upset. And Mary says, Lisa, if I had treated you like that on the plane, would you have thought it was okay? I think that she thought that was a fucking nightmare. I don't know how I'm going to navigate myself out of this. That's not what I thought.

35:09I did not think that. No, I didn't. Why didn't you go through customs with us? Tell me, explain this to me. You know what is so funny? Because I actually have global entry and I should have yozed it, but I forgot that I had it. Isn't that funny? It was like hilarious because like I have it, but I didn't remember because it wasn't like on my app or anything. That was so good. Wait a second. Yeah. Wait a second. This is like a lie. It's like so obvious that she's lying. Like you don't add global, like you don't add global entry to your ticket it's like something that you just have you're like identified as like this person it's not like you don't like forget um to enter the globe because you're on the globe so how could you enter it it's just like it doesn't make sense like this was so good because whitney is whitney was giddy like she had saw you know when whitney solves a mystery on this show she's always thinking she's solving a mystery and she's like yeah because like it's just like who you are it's like global entry and then they put a like a diagram on her face and started moving it around like an alien ship and she's like yeah because it's not on your ticket and then they show a ticket on the screen and they circle something but we had a screener so it was blocked what they circled i don't know if they circled global entry or tsa probably like tsa free i mean i will say this like largely whitney is right um but if someone if someone else books the ticket for you or something like that, like it can get left off and then you have to speak to a gate agent or something like that.

36:39So it is possible not to have it. But I think if you don't have it fly, if you're Lisa Barlow and you fly to this Caribbean Island and you don't have TSA pre when you get on the plane, cause it's going to go on both sides of the ticket. You're definitely calling someone to be like, um, where's my global entry. You have to add it onto my ticket. So like, this was a bit like, Hmm, I don't know about that. I think that you were she was avoiding the pack. Yeah. Well, they scan your face if you're in global entry and then you go through the thing. Like you don't really have a card or, I mean, you can have a card, but it doesn't matter.

37:10They scan your face, but yeah, I think she was clearly just avoiding being with the other ladies going through global entry. But the only other person that didn't have global entry apparently was Brittany. So she ended up still having to go through this line with Brittany. But then stayed away from Brittany back there. So now like they go from prosecuting crazy rich Asians to global entries. And she's like, why didn't you use it? You didn't not use it to stay back with Britney, but then you stayed in line by yourself for five hours and didn't use it. What happened? You know what? Don't worry about it, Angie, okay?

37:42No, because why didn't you stay by Britney if you were there with Britney? She's like, because I needed space, okay? I had my AirPods in and I was listening to Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, I love him. I'm a Kendrick Lamar girlie. She goes, not Kendrick Lamar. And she just starts laughing. Yeah, no, I love Kendrick. Yeah. I love it. I love, yeah, I love when he sang the song about cups and like was in the acapella movie. It's like, that's Anna Kendrick. Oh, that's not Kendrick Lamar. Commercials, here comes one right now.

38:21Lisa, we were all there. Mary's like, I can't imagine having to sit next to Meredith in that moment of rage. And I'm not attacking you, Meredith. I know you're not, but I love you and I care about you and you were hurt. And I know that. She's like, well, I didn't have a lot of support at that point. So maybe you know that, but I didn't feel your support. She's like, Meredith, we love you. We support you. And Angie says, I supported you in that moment. I did not like what Brittany did to you. And I think everyone would agree. And you basically said to me, if I pick Brittany inside with Brittany, then when you're hurting, then we're done.

38:56and I don't want to feel like that. I don't want to have to take sides like that. I didn't say we're done. I said noted. As in, if you take Britney's side, I recognize you take Britney's side and I will take note of that. But that's exactly what Britney said to you, Lisa, if you're going to side with Meredith. Meredith goes, well, that's not what she said to Lisa. Lisa was threatened and she said, I'm going to come for you if you don't agree with me. Yeah, yeah, she said, I'm gonna have a problem with you if you don't agree with me Are you sure that Kendrick Lamar didn't sing the cup song? I'm pretty sure it was Kendrick Lamar Can we circle back to that?

39:36Yeah, but you know what? One thing that Meredith did say is that I'm gonna have a problem with you if you don't support me But you know what? She, you know, yeah, she did, and Meredith's like, no I didn't And Meredith's like, okay, thank you, Lisa And Angie's like, well, did it occur to you that some of the things that your friends say came out of your mouth maybe came out of your mouth and she's like, well, all I said that you said that I said was show me the TikTok. Show me the TikTok. That's all I said. Very calm. Why does Mary, Heather, and Whitney have the same story and then you have a different story?

40:09I'm just trying to understand. Look, it's like Jerry Maguire said, show me the TikTok. Show me a TikTok, right? Let's stop playing a game of Clue, okay? You know what? Mrs. Peacock was a crazy rich Asian. she got killed by a candlestick in somebody's library or something, okay? Just say you don't like her behavior, and they didn't like that you were upset, because that's the bottom line. Just say that. Well, and Mary's like, yeah, it is, but you just never stopped. Well, it's just not possible, because I slept, I was sleeping. I mean, you all heard I never saw the end of that very exciting action movie about the crazy people.

40:46And, you know, but it put me to sleep. It was so exciting, I fell asleep. And that's just how it is. well and mary says you know the thing is the fact that you don't remember concerns me and i don't think you remember everything and she's like well i'm not going back and forth and i know what you're saying behind my back with me so let's not go there with me okay what yeah suddenly she just pivots to whitney and angie's like um she's not saying anything behind your back i have not said anything behind your back at all except voicing my concern about the situation right well i guess I have misinformation perhaps wait there's one person that I talked to camera on Bronwyn who said something to Meredith who and then suddenly Bronwyn's in the hot seat yeah now Bronwyn comes up but this was this didn't come out of nowhere there because Mary was saying listen I'm concerned for you because I don't think you remember so that was Meredith like okay so now they're going to pivot to my alcoholism which I know they're going to pivot to because fucking Bronwyn told me that Whitney's trying to start this behind my back right so Bronwyn's like okay well I'll tell you okay if Meredith doesn't want to then I will um you and I had lunch um and I talked to Meredith and I asked for her side and I said I it was told to me that you said you were seen drinking in the lounge and then we see the clip of Bronwyn asking Meredith so Meredith were you drinking and she's like yes so Bronwyn twisting it to be like yeah it was said to me that you were seen drinking in the lounge and uh bronwyn's like and um it's being said that maybe you don't remember what you said what you uh you don't remember what you said okay and she's like well i do not have a substance abuse problem whitney goes i didn't say that though well it was implied it was implied um yeah bronwyn what were the implications you walked away with your conversation with whitney and she's like well you were drinking heavily and you didn't remember um and you said something how thought my mom's t-shirt was really awesome and i said sure i can get you a copy if you want yeah well because everything is everything is fine and everything has been fine and was fine on that flight so whitney's like but you know what you know how i feel i'll tell you i think it could be one of three things okay okay three things either um you have hatred in your heart boom mom uh uh you have a um you have an anger problem i'll take anger problem for 200 please i don't have an anger problem all right or you have or you have mixing with substances problems i mean problems of mixing stuff i mean hey wait do you think it's fair that based on that what i witnessed that i would assume those three things i like that when she gave her three choices the first two Meredith is like no not that two no not that or you have a substance problem she's like I'm out of things to pick I'm out what do I do like there was a moment where Meredith looked like oh shit I ran out of options she pushed her luck too much she took tour number three so Bronwyn's like look it sounds like you were wrong on the plane and I've tried to be supportive of you and I tried to ask a lot of questions.

44:04And I tried to have your back because I thought that was a step too far. And I appreciate that. But then you added this at the table, our conversation. No, I gave her a chance to tell me herself. And she did it. And I never said a word. I never said what it was. And I never said who said it at all. I just said, Brahman just told me these things. But it could have been any Brahman. You think you're the only Brahman on this planet? It could have been anyone. Well, now I've damaged my relationship with Whitney. And I was just trying to help you. Brahman gets all mad. But Bronwyn, you were the one who took her out and started all this telling her that Whitney thought she had a drinking problem.

44:38This is she blacked out. So what are you acting all defensive for? Like now you're turning on Meredith. You were the one. These people, you know, you don't. Well, I actually don't think it's so bad. I think I think that Bronwyn saying like, hey, just, you know, everyone's saying that you have a drinking problem. You should heads up is like not the worst thing in the world. And OK, then why is she acting so defensive? Like, well, Meredith, you know, now you've damaged my relationship with Whitney. Yeah, but Whitney was the one that implied that. So why are you mad at Meredith now? Well, that I can't explain.

45:10Well, she's basically mad because she's like, I told you something privileged. I gave you a heads up. And now you drag that into this conversation. It's all irrational. Yeah, but Bronwyn is notorious for listening to one thing in a conversation. Like she did to start this whole fight. When she took Brittany to the store to get information from Brittany, went to the store, started asking her questions about people. Well, what do you think of Lisa? she's big sistering me and i don't like it what do you think of meredith she looks like she's having a seizure all the time and then immediately goes oh really well she said that you're trying to boss her around and that you have a you have a epilepsy problem you go into seizures or whatever which is what started meredith on this whole thing in the first on this ramp this particular rampage in the first place so uh meredith is like mary says well you do realize you were wrong right um um somewhat i was reacting to her behavior i mean what more do you want from me i don't know what i'm going to do with britney so that's all i can say for now at least it's like you don't have to have the answer it's okay maridith it's okay yes well because now i'm gonna be mad at whitney instead and she's an easier punching bag so we'll just pivot that way great scene everyone good job yeah so now they're like okay let's make this happy and just make insane haws everywhere Where it's like.

46:32So then Angie and Meredith are working out. And it's wacky. They're just being wacky. They're a wacky pair, aren't they? Look at them working out together. And Angie's like, if you can talk, that means you're not working out hard enough. She's like, I do not agree with that. She's like, thank you. And then we go to Bronwyn at home. And she's asking Muzzy for a utensil. Can you pass me that What's it called? A whisk Yes Someone who didn't have a baby out of wedlock Would have known what that's called Mother, do you have to really make everything about that? Kind of do You should remember it's called a whisk Because that's what we tried to have your baby You know, whisked away and everything Surely you remember That baby came out Her head was whipped Before She could even start crying unfortunately we were a bit too literal on the whisking we thought when they said you was someone what you had to actually literally turn them into morang

47:34what can you do everything's fine everything's fine so um brown one's like so i was emailing this morning with my attorney about my citizenship and mussy's like oh so what's happening with that she's like well she tells us surprise i'm not actually an american citizen i was born in brazil and my parents are from the UK. So I had dual citizenship in both. And a few years ago, I decided I wanted to become a US citizen and get to vote. And I'm just so excited for jury duty. I'm like, girl, you're in danger. You're up here. This is a confession. Be careful. Be careful. Last few weeks, they're talking about your criminal record.

48:10And now you're saying you're not even a citizen. You better be careful with this administration. Yeah, Molly, you're in danger, girl. Yeah, I was like, I don't always agree with you, Bronwyn, but I will still fight for you. Call me if you meet me. But also, it's such an odd time, too, because everyone else is trying to figure out how to get the hell out of this country. Bronwyn's like, give me my citizenship. Yeah. So, Bronwyn, so basically, she's like, she's saying, you know, it's funny, because, like, all my siblings were born here, and they all got their U.S. passports automatically. And Lizzie goes, and then we had an oops.

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