#3096 Below Deck Med S10E10 Part 2: Who’s The Boss?

0:21Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part 1 was, well go check in the feed and subscribe. subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes, but enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So, uh, Nathan is so thankful that captain Sandy stayed focused as a boss and pulled them through this dark, dark time. So, uh, he's like, what a job that was. And she's like, yeah, I mean, honestly, it was like, fine. Then the thruster stopped, the button stopped working. Okay. I think it may have overheated. I don't know. It's like Norma seeing a picture of MacGyver.

0:57she loves that Richard Dean Anderson so she's like yeah seeing Nathan show up give direction to his team and die who's that? I laughed but I don't know who that is Richard Dean Anderson I don't know maybe you might recognize him from his work as the icon in Norma's life known as MacGyver no these people are actors they do work no that guy's name is the guy with the mustache Dash? That's Tom Selleck, yeah. Well, that's not MacGyver. I'll tell you that much. What you're thinking is Magnum P.I. Ah, you're right. Who the fuck is MacGyver? MacGyver's Richard Dino. MacGyver is one of the great theme songs of all of the 1980s TV shows.

1:43Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Norma's sad. Norma's sad. Norma's sad. Norma, no. I'm nervous. Okay. I just looked him up. MacGyver is not. He's in fact not Tom Selleck. So you heard it here first. He's some other guy. I don't guess I never watched MacGyver. I don't remember this guy. I think Tom Selleck's hotter. Yeah. Well, MacGyver back in the day was really hot. MacGyver now I'm seeing some images. No. You know, time. Time takes its toll. Well, I'm going to judge on that. There's also someone named Bruce McGill in the movie. So I think definitely. Yeah. Yeah. He played Jack Dalton.

2:23Oh, yeah. Shadrach. Shadrach. You know what's so weird? I just looked this man up two days ago. Really? So weird. Did you have a bow here? Yeah, I was. No, but I was watching. I was watching. I was like, you know, sometimes you just wind up. You click on some IMDb and then you wind up. You look at you click on some other actor. And I clicked on Bruce McGill's. And I did this whole thing where I looked up Bruce McGill's IMDb like two days ago. That's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. God. Well, Bruce McGill, his Google rankings are going up. That's for sure. He's at home like, yes, nailed it. Something I'm doing is right.

3:01Finally, my creative visualization is paying off. Well, yeah, you know, Bruce McGill's the biggest fan. Her name starts with an and ends with an Orma.

3:15So Nathan, yeah. So she's like, yeah, you know, so Nathan, I told Nathan to show up. And guess what? But Nathan showed up. He gave direction to his team. He docked his vessel. He did it in these conditions. I'm so proud of him. I know I've been tough on Nathan, but this proves pressure makes diamonds. Okay? Don't forget that, guys. Pressure makes... That's a free one. Okay? You want the rest of them? Buy my books on tape. It's free. Pressure makes diamonds. Pressure makes diamonds. Or in this case, pressure just makes a smaller version of the rock that was before the pressure was exerted. I don't know if we're at a diamond yet, but you know.

3:51it's like a small it's a more compact rock you know it's great great for him yeah so now it's time for the guests to leave thank god and max and kathy flirt and uh it's just like no more flirting more working so go away max please just go and um nathan is uh approaching kizzy in the mess and they're like hugging and being flirty and then Imran hugs Kathy. Everyone's leaving now. They line up so Imran's like, sorry if I offended you or bothered you. Like, this is like, oh, okay. Everything is forgiven. You just tried to whip your penis out and were obnoxious and called us servants and made our lives hell.

4:35But, oh, sure, just a little sorry. Okay, bye. You know, you're gross, Imran. Hope you get a lot of hatred on the internet. Bye, loser. Yes, enjoy driving your I'm sure he's driving one of those Cybertrucks he's like you know He is going to be the one charging up at the Tesla Diner nearby yeah he's like In a Cybertruck and it's like Wrapped Yeah and it's parked over two parking spots Diagonally in front of like the Office of handicapped

5:07So Let's see Joe is like oh do you need anything Out of the bathroom I'm about to shit myself And that's nice I've never thought this before. I've taken a shit away. This is a new experience for me. I've never felt this way. It's like, Joe, you don't have to say that about everything you do. Okay, good. So Max comes to talk to Joe. He's like, oh, I got to tell you, man. Cassie, I'm just scared because I like her more and more. I'm like, oh, this is a woman that, you know, I could go through my dream, you know, but because she is thinking the same. So I'm like, baby, what do you think? He's like, oh, don't hurt yourself.

5:43Communicate very clearly with her. And like, say what you want and what she wants and things like that. And then tell yourself, I've never done this before. And he's like, yes, I'll do that. Just like you did. Like you, Joe, master communicator. He's like, yes. Because guess what? She's changing me now. Fuck. Like, I want to go with her now, bro. Oh, like, okay. So like, you're getting like, you expect some sort of like ceremony, some sort of trophy for doing the bare minimum of what you should be doing. If you like someone. He's also just such a liar. I'm just don't believe him. He's like, here's what you need to do.

6:14Tell her exactly what she wants to hear. And then she'll give you some and then cheat on her and dump her and then say, well, I told you I wasn't worth it in the first place. I warned you. Hey, bro. Yeah, he's he. This is all presentational. It's all performative. It's all for the audience to be like, I'm not a fuck boy. Grandfather's not a fuck boy. No, you are. And this is all fake. We know, sir. We've watched this show and Southern Charm for long enough to know what you boys are up to. And Summer House. Yes, we know. And Red Bull Rules. And life. lived our life. Okay. So Max is, I just, you know, there is something about gay guys.

6:51I will have to give us some credit because we are men and we're pigs too. Okay. So it's not like gay guys get to escape, you know? Because I think sometimes we sit from this, this like ivory tower of like, oh, straight guys. Am I right? They're so gross. Gay guys are gross too. But gay guys will generally just tell you to your face. Like, listen here. I'm fucking you. Don't ever call me again. I don't even want to know your name. Okay. I don't even want to see what door you exit out of to understand. Yeah. Okay. You know, there's more honesty there. I feel like it's mean, but it's honest. Cause you know, but it's honest.

7:26Cause you know, who's honest. Bosses. Bosses are honest. Gay bosses. Gay bosses. Bosses. Gay boss. Gay, gay. Gay boss. The only time bosses aren't honest is when they're going undercover.

7:42But gays are even honest under the cover. I mean, how many times have you been under the cover with a guy and he's gone, wow, I didn't realize you had a muffin top until you laid down. So that was a wise man. A wise man once sang, shake down, break down, you're busted. Boss. That was the boss. It's a gay boss. So they start cleaning, blah, blah, blah. And now it's time for a tip meeting. and interior, you pulled it off, okay? And actually, you know what? Boss baby, Joe, you pulled it off too. We've all got it on camera, okay? There are cameras in your beds. All right, but you pulled it off. So the guy, Josh, the guy that has the hardest job on the boat, God, killing the father of that family, that pig, good job, good job, what a boss.

8:31He did a great job. And deck team, God, today's docking was great. I really see your effort. And just when you thought you were getting a compliment sandwich, it's a compliment tartine. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. No sugar added to this tartine. You need to get better. Okay. Because you actually suck. You suck. You're terrible. So yeah, you did great today. That was the bread on the underside. But you suck. And that's the meat on top of your tartine. Enjoy. Hopefully. But good news is you got enough money to chip in for Nathan to get a haircut. Okay. That's 22, 727 euros. Okay. That's$25 ,000 US.

9:10Okay. Don't ask me about the conversion. Oh, you're right. 22727 was almost two sitcoms back to back. Wow. That's right. What is 27 though? 27 is the working hours for a boss from 2 a.m. to 7 a.m. It's a big shift. This is such a good tip. Probably because the guys like being scolded by Kathy. Thanks for the money, you kinky rich freaks.

9:46Hey, Aisha. Aisha, you have to stop laughing now. We got to move on. There he is. There's Larry's. This, like, French music is romantic. French music is playing as Max goes up to Kathy and he's like, you know maybe tonight is special you know like maybe you and me have got some chills and she's like no he's giving Pepe Le Pew energy yes I mean it's not just the accent it's the whole being all over at all times you know he's also very Pepe a portly man starts to come down the steps with a plate the notes that's our note taker observed so that's a real life worker guys yeah yeah yeah bejark they're like get off camera bejark it's not your no you're you're they're still here you got to wait for them to go onto the land before you show up in the galley get out of there bejark listen here old navy we're still trying to make the audience think that this boat the the cast of this boat actually works here Get upstairs.

10:52Get up. Get out there, Bajark. Make yourself scarce, Bajark. Get in the dark, Bajark. Nathan, Nathan. Hey, Nathan, get over here. Okay. Hey, so remember at the beginning of the charter and I said you have to get your shit together again? Remember when I said that? Remember? Guess what? Yeah, I do. You got your shit together. Oh, thank you, Captain. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, yeah. So now we got to keep that energy moving in the right direction. Okay? It's like what I always tell Norma. Step away from the dress barn. Go in the right direction. So think about it. It's time to pick a lead deck hand.

11:31How does she tell the whole crew? How does she tell the deck crew they still need work and they kind of suck? And then she gets him. She's like, great job. Great job. You did great. So now to make it less stressful, she's going to make him choose between these people. I see no reason to choose. Nobody's really proved themselves. himself why does he need a lead deckhand why and there's only four charters left and she even said let's end on a high note so at this point why do you need the lead deckhand the lead deckhand is is ceremonial at best right like what's the point of the lead deckhand you never even see the point it never works out so why even do this yeah if you don't have one for this long i don't think you need one either but you know what i'm no boss so nathan's like ah thank you you know well look v's obviously green max from the start was a support joel's come in he's a support I just don't want one of them to get unmotivated.

12:21And, oh, you've managed people more than I have. So I'm asking you, who would you pick so I can blame you when I do it? Well, if Steve Guttenberg were here, I'd probably choose him. Enjoy his work. You know, I always think, who do I want on my lifeboat? Geraldine Ferraro, not available. So you know what? That's what you're going to have to do with the next charter. Rest in peace, Geraldine. Okay, you know in the beginning of the season Nathan couldn't appoint a lead deckhand Because we didn't have a crew Let's show more footage of Christian and Tessa being Total nincomboops Okay, look, there goes Christian floating off again At this point, he has a strong team Now I want him to appoint a lead deckhand And I'm hoping that Nathan chooses Based on who actually deserves that title Park overall She could be in my Nathan, I just wanted to give you a little bad news Before you chose Flo from the television show Alice Is not available unfortunately She was in my lifeboat But good luck She just passed last month She's in my dead boat She's in my dead boat now She and Geraldine are in a lifeboat up in the sky I'm sure You know who I'd put in my lifeboat if they'd fit?

13:33The Rock What a boss But unfortunately it didn't fit so you can't pick him Okay get out of here go pick somebody Cheryl Teagues Oh she's so good What a good one. That's a good one. I love one. You know what? She loves yogurt. Love that Abana Boss. Listen, whoever you get on your lifeboat, make sure they enjoy probiotics. That's my only request. Okay. Get out of here. Get out of here. Okay. Well, I don't know what to do. Honestly, with Joe, I know his capabilities. And I know I can rely on him. But Max has been working really hard this season. And I'm worried if I don't pick him, things are going to blow up.

14:08And I don't know how to make this decision without being hurtful to anyone. Oh, my God. What am I going to do? he's probably just give it to V and avoid all the male egos. So now it's time to get ready. I think he's going to give it to his best friend and then Max is going to have a fit. That's what I think is going to happen. But I think the reason he's having a hard time deciding is because neither of them deserves it. Like neither one of them is doing better than the other one. So who do you give it to? I mean, I guess you can give it to the best friend because Max drove the, he gave the tender to the guy.

14:37So he can point to that. Yeah. that is probably what he will use. I love the way that he has to be so concerned about these men's emotions but like with the women it's just like well whatever. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

14:59So now they are. It's time to get ready to go out. Time to get dressed so everyone's getting dressed. Asia puts on a a real interesting dress with like big poofy shoulders it was not what i was expecting at all and i didn't get that either it looked better once they were out but when she was putting it on i was like what the hell everyone else is getting like you know putting on a crop top or like a little slinky dress and then she's like oh i'm a farm girl you know these big farm girl going to church type sleeves so funny um kathy doesn't feel well and um everyone's just getting ready and kathy asks Nathan for hairspray and he's like I don't have any hairspray.

15:42He closes the door. He's like I do have hairspray but only about 10 squeezes left. I'm not giving it to her. Not giving it to anybody. That's a boss move. Yeah but dumbass you could just ask her to get it with provisions. Hello. Now you've ruined your dance. You notice that they're not even showing provisions anymore on this show? Yeah. No it's not good. I want to see groceries being carried in it always makes me tired because i imagine doing it like i imagine it's like uh provisions that takes 20 minutes that's calling crate after crate upstairs and downstairs it's just the worst and as you're holding the crates you like you sort of like bump into a wall and your fingers get crammed between the crate and the wall and it kind of hurts but you have to keep on going oh it's you know i look at things a little more positively than you as everybody knows just kidding as everyone knows but i look at a sandwich coming up hello postmates i've ordered a compliment sandwich please make sure it's not a tartine thank you you're great but i watch that segment because i love to imagine other people bringing in the groceries and that's why i watch it you watch it because you imagine yourself doing it i watch it because i imagine other people doing it and that's how to dream guys that's how bosses dream that's how boss is dream bringing those provisions yep so anyway the hairspray thing is kind of a dick move from nathan but it's also what we call a boss move so now he texts gail and he's like going out with the crew right now wish you were here shut up you know shut up with this victim act when you've been all over kizzy this whole time and being like oh hey kizzy are you gonna get naked now or whatever he said to her earlier in the episode and then he's like i'll just miss gail so much i don't buy it yeah i'm over this i'm over this as well because i actually thought he was well within his right to kiss kizzy there you know he's broken up with gail even though they text that's fine but now you're but now once you text i wish you were here now you're actually being insincere and you're being now you're being a fuck boy because you're saying you wish you were here but then you're gonna go out and you're gonna like you're gonna not only make out with kizzy later but you if given the chance you probably would have had sex with kizzy had asia not kicked you out of the room.

17:53So let's not do this. And then we get to waste our time. Yeah. Yeah, and then we get another bullshit guy telling V she looks lovely and he's like, oh, you want to send a selfie to me, mom? Which... There it is. Fuckboy 101. Fuckboy 101. Bring the mom into it. Introducing you, mom. I don't know why I'm feeling this comfortable with Victoria. Look, I call her Victoria. That's how much I like her. She brings it out on me. The way she looks at me. I feel like I can just open up and let go with Victoria. Have you feel like you can open? Have you actually opened up or do you just keep talking about how you can open up?

18:32You've said nothing. Anything nice or like there's been nothing that you've said to her. It's taken us two years to learn that you liked bread one time and you probably stole something from a real estate company when you were slightly chunky. Oh, this is out of me comfort zone. I can't even believe that's coming out of me mouth. I'm shocked as well. By the way, it looks like they did have sex. last week you said that they had sex and i was like i thought they were just making out but he does say like this is a massive step for me because like you know i'm not used to anything post-coitus i just shag and leave oh wow okay so i'm sorry again you don't get any special medals for me like the human thing the decent it's a massive step for me like this is well out of my comfort zone and this i can't believe it i can't believe what's coming out of this mouth like I'm shocked as well.

19:19I really am. Which is why my teeth are touching and my lips are wide open. So then now they're in the van. He always looks like he's tiptoeing trying not to wake up the kids. He is like the embarrassed emoji. Yeah. So Nathan, they're in the vans and Nathan's telling Kathy that he sees a connection between Kathy and Max. She's like, yes, there he is. If the connection is discussed, absolutely. She's like, I don't know what that connection is exactly. It feels like an umbilical cord that wasn't really earned, if you know what I'm saying. I just feel this pair of eyebrows behind me sucking away all my nutrients.

20:00Is that the kind of connection you mean? It's a taxicab air thing. So he's like, well, so you're saying that you're actually scared of things progressing? She's like, well, unfortunately, there's just no men left here. I mean, you've got him, you've got Joe who's taken, you've got Nathan. God knows what's going on with him. No one is left. Not one single man in the world. Right. Have you done a full tally? Well, I guess there's Bajork or whatever his name is. Bajork, Bajork. And there's that guy, Ben. Not quite my physical types, but, you know, I do feel like they'd bring me some cold cuts once in a while for that deli to hang out in.

20:35So that's nice. But other than them, not a single man on the boat. So you just want someone to kiss and touch, exactly. Maybe someone that's right next to you. Oh, God, that would be wonderful if just any man was right next to me. Any man at all. You know what I love? Just a man who could just bring me breakfast in bed. He'd honestly just cook for me. I'm sick of doing all the work. That's all I need, a man to cook for me and wish there could be just one of those on this boat. So now they go to dinner. Everybody's complimenting each other. Joe and Nathan go to the bathroom together to have some boy talk, which is a thing on Below Deck they like to do now.

21:08Like, look, boys go to the bathroom too and talk. So Kathy talks to Kizzy. And so she's like, excuse me, what are the odds of you and Nathan kissing tonight? She's like, oh, probably very high. And then we won't talk for the next three days. It's just how I am. And then V is whispering to Aisha. She's like, Aisha, I don't think Joe usually does this. He sent me a picture of him and his mom. And I was like, oh, my God, you like me. You like me. She's like, oh, following for the simple traps, are we? How does that make you feel? I just feel so honored, like, because he's very protective of his mother.

21:42So it's like, you like me. I'm like, is he productive of his mother or is he just say that stuff to make it seem like he cares about women on a deep, profound level? Or is it even his mother? We have no proof that that's his mother. Yeah. You know? So. It's Sally Field. It's like a picture of Sally Field. It's a WhatsApp that, you know, is really Nathan or something. Is that a production still from the film Lincoln? Just Sally Field versus Mary Todd Lincoln.

22:15I think he really likes me. He's like, well, I've still got reservations because it's Joe, but I'm happy for you and that's cute. You're going to look so cute sobbing in a couple of weeks. You know, I've been very skeptical about Joe's intention with V, but if it ends up that this is a real thing, I'm more than happy to be wrong about it, even though I won't be. You know, seeing Joe like this, it's genuinely amazing. to see how long he's put up this facade. So now she's asking Nathan about his season and he's like, I suck. I'm enjoying it, but this is crazy. And she's like, you know, it's hard because you're a head of department and you can't be yourself.

22:59And she reminds him, she's like, my first season was rough and I forgot how rough it was until we see clips of the Below Deck Down Under first season. And it was bad. I mean, she had it really bad. So, I mean, it gave me some hope for him. God, that chef was really a piece of shit, wasn't he? God, he was the worst. Oh, he was the worst. The worst of all time. Yeah, so, but yeah, gosh, she's really grown so much. It's so funny because Aisha came on and she was like this young, young newbie. And now she really is like an authority figure and she has like wisdom and she sees things. It's so wild.

23:36I like that she's brought kind of a new vibe onto it where it used to be standard. are like they have to be kind of bitchy in some way like that they kind of tried to do the kate and hannah thing with everybody and it didn't always work but they've always tried to cast that type and they they ended up with asia who is completely opposite of that type and it's fun to see you know like a different wacky type succeed yeah i think it's just like they have to express some sense of authority for us to respond well to them so that they can be cutting like Kate they can be sort of like emotionally raw like Hannah they could be flustered like Daisy you know or they could be sort of like very emotionally sort of I don't know how to describe Asia but like you know kooky the way Asia is but like as long as they we get the sense that they are good at their jobs and they know how to lead and that like they're dealing like that that they are competent and that's the people under them that are like ruining their lives that's what we like yeah so now they do cheers and stuff and now um max gets on kathy he's like mademoiselle kathy you know when you give i give a lot you know i give so much i give you so much of me yeah she's like yes you do actually you've got quite a bit on my cheek if you would just move your face a little bit back while you speak i think that maybe like it's too much you know like and that is my problem like you like you know it's like a it's like this power is like too much like that can make me fall it's on me and like you're so amazing you know like i like you okay she's like yes could you maybe like me but silently in a different part of the room though that'd be great oh i just want to kiss you know like i say i want to kiss you you know i'm just feeling like shit dead because you tell me you feel shit you know this is how i am is too much no i have fucking energy i've got power i've got willingness you know like it's dangerous because i kind of give a lot come on can i be honest with you yes yes i guess that i'm like holding back a little bit but why why the fuck would you hold back because you know i was trying to keep it not so pressurized for you but like i really feel poorly right now like i'm feeling dizzy like i need to go to bed so please just stop talking oh you are lovesick is that what you're saying you're sick with love right now she's like this guy's a lot and i am relaxed and cool like he needs to stop and he won't stop and he's like oh no when i start i'm like green flag green flag oh the race is on, you know, full speed.

26:17It's like, look, it's not you. It's me. I'm sick. I'm nauseous. I don't want to say hi to anyone. I've dealt with I've had to deal with Imran's penis. I just want to go back. Don't take it personally. Yada, yada, yada. Whatever you need to hear. This is British for Get Out of My Face. Goodbye. Yeah, and she goes, I'm not very good with these chats. Like, I do everything I can to avoid these chats. So, I'm trying, but today's just not my day. And he's like, cool. Okay. Thank you. Now I'm trying to be smiley for everyone else, but inside I'm grumpy. He's like, oh, can I give you some energy? Let me pick you up.

26:51I'm like, oh my God, leave me alone. Please don't. Leave me alone. So now Kizzy goes up to Nathan. She's like, it's interview time. You ask me a question, which we'll get through. And then you ask me a question. And then that's the real fun part. Okay, let's do it. So he asks if she's still talking to her ex. Hmm. No, not really. Do you talk with your ex? He's like, I'm trying. I just can't fuck it up. I can't fuck it up, can I? She's like, wait. He's really in his head about this girl, which is quite sweet, but quite sad for him. Not for me, though. So he says that since he broke up with Gail, he's just been putting up a barrier because he's just too afraid of getting his emotions hurt.

27:35Oh, please. You're the one who's hurting. You're the active hurter. Like, don't complain that you're going to get your emotions hurt. You're the one who's doing this. Yeah. And she's like, well, I don't want to be thinking about my ex-boyfriend. I just want to have a bit of fun. So then he's asking her. Kizzy is just like a car that is trying to start every morning. You know the neighbor with that car. That's just like every morning you hear.

28:00That car never goes anywhere. It never goes anywhere. Change the car. Fix the car. Okay. Because nobody's driving it. She needs a spark. She also needs a plug. That's her issue. So she's basically once again like he's like, so I noticed you seemed a bit down. She's like, yes, I've been down. Oh, come on. Like it was one day you were down doing laundry. Like it's time to get over it. Like what she wants. She wants compliments from everybody. Like are people supposed to just pass by you in the hall and be like, oh, my God, the fold you did on that toilet paper. I mean, that was amazing. I almost wiped my ass.

28:35I thought, is this a rose? I know. So she's complaining again. So basically Kathy takes over. She kicks Nathan away. She's like, all right, what's going on? I just overheard. Is there anything else that you want to clear up with me? Is there anything with me? Please, because honestly, I would rather talk to you than I would Max right now. That's how bad the situation is. No matter how annoying you are, at least you're not trying to get into my pants. So please just tell me that you hate me. Anything. I don't even need a compliment sandwich. Just give me the meats. And she's like, no, no, for me, it was just a big change.

29:08You know, my ego was hurt. I was like, oh, God, I'm shit. I'm just not good because you're sick at your job, you know, and you love it. That's really actually admirable. So admirable. Even though last week she was like, oh, she's a yacht person. So now Kizzy's happy. But that's how she is. Kizzy is nice to your face and then slams you behind your back. Yep. That's 100 % right. And now she's saying that she's actually grateful, you know, because they could air it out. And like, it's not even a Kathy problem. And it's just like she's just searching for whatever she needs to do to be stronger or whatever.

29:42So basically, she's like, talk shit. And then once the person she talks shit about is like, what was that? She's like, oh, no, nothing. Everything's fine. I love you. You're amazing. You know what I'm feeling bad about? That you're so amazing. God, you're amazing. Okay. Good talk. God, I'm glad we had that talk, bitch. Yeah. So now Kathy's in a bad mood. So she wants to go back. And then Aisha's asking Nathan what's going on with Kizzy. And he's like, I have no idea. because I'm talking about my ex and I'm like, oh, I'm like, fuck's sakes. Here we go. Rehashing emotions and this, that. What do I do with myself?

30:15I'm like, you either commit to being like being broken up with Gail and having fun on the boat or you don't. But like, don't do this half thing. Yeah. So everybody parties. Nathan and Joe. I mean, V and Joe are flirting and stuff. And then Kathy and Max go home together and to the boat, whatever. And then we go to the club and Josh and Asha are doing mime robot dancing together. And then Joe, you know, it's a bunch of wackiness stuff. And then we get more Joe and V flirting stuff. And she's like, he goes, this is nice, huh? She goes, it's very nice. He goes, it's different. It's different for me.

30:55Like, what is it? What is different? You're all over some girl in a club. This is like every night of your life. How is this any different, sir? I know. So they're making out and Josh sees it and he's like sad clown, literally sad cloud. We see him in his clown makeup. Be like, he goes, I see you. I was like, okay, it's this poor Josh guy. You're doing it to yourself. You know, it's just one of those. Like you're doing it to you. So energy is coming through. Yeah. Yeah. And there he's talking to V about how it's funny that Kizzy and Nate are making out because they don't even talk during the day.

31:31Like he completely ignores her in the day and then just talks to her when he wants to get some. And Josh is like, yeah, she loves it. So, you know what I'm wondering about? I'm wondering if this is new for Joe and Bea. Victoria, this is very new for me. Jesus. This is like watching the Titanic where you just, well, I guess it was like the real Titanic where you just want the boat to sink. Like just get to the boat sinking part. Just kill everybody. I'm not sitting here for two and a half hours for nothing. Just kill them all. So she says, I know. Do you like it? Very much. I like it too. Yeah, because it's very new.

32:07What are you doing after the season? I was like, oh, don't don't do this. You know, you're not going to do anything after the season with this girl. What are you doing? She goes, what am I doing after the season? Because I'd like to bring you to where I live. So I'm going to make this promise now. And now that I've hooked you in, I could be like, you're crazy. She's all into me. She's going too fast. I want to go slow. This is new for me. I can't do it no more. Yeah, exactly. So she is cheering. She's like, I broke a man. Yes, girl, I broke him. Which, no, he's going to have you sobbing your fucking face off.

32:38So then more partying, blah, blah, blah. And then we go to the van where V and what's his face are making out. And then the other couple, Nate and Kizzy, are making out. And they're like really making out. And Aisha and Josh are just sitting behind them like, oh, God. And it makes it worse because Aisha's in those poofy sleeves. And Josh is just a clown. so they're just like yeah that's it's it's a lot it's a lot of gratuitous makeout sessions they're really um playing up like asia mrs scott this season they're really like leaning into that i just don't want i don't care this much about your fucking this is below deck enough like homely people fucking i have to see it in the food court every time i go there i don't need it here you You know, like Gary Shandling used to say, I went to a food court and I saw so many ugly people kissing.

33:33Ugly people. Please stop. R.I.P. Gary Shandling. I'm bringing up a lot of dead people today. You really are. All your references are dead people. You're like Geraldine Ferrara, Gary Shandling. I'm just at retirement age now. I think that's my way of saying I'm retiring. You even brought up poor What's-Her-Face. Lo. I love her. Kiss my friends, male. Polly. Polly Holiday. Polly Holiday. Kiss my friends. I think so. Yeah, I think that's her. R.A.P.D. Yeah. Rip. So anyway, it's a lot of flirting. It's gross. I'm sick of it. I'm tired of it. Really tired of it. Kathy and Max flirt on the deck now.

34:17And she's like, okay, I'm going to bed now. It's like, oh, this is the bite you give me. Oh, gosh. Gosh, you're so extra. Good night, Max. Sleep well, my love. My family owned a cab company. I'm raw. Goodbye. We've reached your stop now. I'm off duty. The light is off. So now we're making out. Some fucking. Or almost fucking. So V's in bed with Kizzy. And Kizzy's like in a thong and like a little belly shirt. And she's yelling for Nathan to come in because she wants a cuddle. And then Joe and V go into the cabin. And Nathan has just a towel on and he doesn't want the lights on because, you know, he's going to bone her and he thinks that, yeah, it's going to hide it or something.

35:02But then, yeah. So now Josh and Max are talking and he's like, oh, my God, I give so much. I just give too much, you know, because I am someone who gets a lot of energy. But the energy I get from Kathy is not the same. If the energy you got from Kathy was the same, you'd be like two murders crossing America right now together. You'd both be nuts, psycho killers. no one should have the energy you have it's creepy you have creepy energy much yeah much he's gonna he's gonna hurt some like he's gonna probably get arrested one day i won't say hurt somebody but possibly get arrested for like stalking or something no i think he's just gonna he'll find someone who who who likes that energy and they're gonna have like a very suburban family life like he's gonna you can see him with his barbecue and everything it'll be a whole thing so um yeah i do see that so now nathan is making out with kizzy but asia comes in with her her her customary drunk noodles she's like you have to go bye so he leaves and he's like oh god with kizzy i just feel like i'm being fucking self-destructive like pointless hookups is just something that doesn't bring me any fulfillment it doesn't satisfy anything for me anymore will i go for them sure sure was i only stopped because of asia not for my own willpower absolutely but i don't like it oh poor me so Aisha drops her bowl off the top which is really funny

36:33and then Joe cuddles with V and tells her that he's never felt this before which I can't with this fucking guy I've never had this before oh my god and he's like you're so special I'm so happy and we just hear smooching sounds good yeah he's definitely she warns them over yeah and she well because she warns them like by the way just in like eight days it's gonna be like the anniversary and i don't know how i'm gonna react it's like great so now i know exactly the day when i can blame you for our demise great she did also say something she also did give us kind of a clue into the the fact that she might be crazy herself like we're focusing so much on the guys and she has such a tragic backstory that i don't think we're really clocking it.

37:20But definitely in this scene, you kind of I clocked. I mean, I thought so. It was pretty obvious. But she's like, you know, like, I'm going to really be going through it with all this stuff. He's like, OK, well, I'm so sorry you're going through that. And she goes, yeah, I just I'm so sick of guys like that can't get used to my traumas. She said something like that. Like, I just I need a guy who's not going to be afraid of all my traumas. And I was like, oh, no, because we know about the one. But when you say, like, I need someone who's comfortable with all my traumas. Yikes. That's not going to be Joe.

37:55You can say that right now. Yeah. But also, yikes to you. Like, who says that when they're wanting to date somebody? Like, you know, I really need to find a guy who's OK with all my traumas. What the fuck? No, I'm not. I mean, I'm OK with some of them. But like, why is that? Is that like a thing that we're going to have to do? All right. It's your traumas time. Bring them out. No, I'm busy. I'm very busy. All right, everybody. Thank you for being here through our traumas. We sure love you guys. It's been fun. I just want to say also, Ronnie, thank you for podcasting with me today. This is all very new to me.

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