#3111 Vanderpump Rules S12E2 Part 2: A Manifest for All Seasons

0:20Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So he's like, yeah. Well, so he says bye to his dad. So that's the end of that. So then, sir, it's time for the big meeting with Lisa and Marcus. So he comes with flowers and he's like, oh, my God, I'm just so nervous. The way she kicked me out, everything she was saying. I mean, am I going to get fired? That's not a good feeling. I know I'm on the razor's I know he has his little tears He's blinking really hard I know I'm in the danger zone Since I have that piss poor attitude at work And I'm known as the surliest waiter in sir Sort of matches right God I really gotta fix my attitude Before I lose this job Oh Marcus the sweetest waiter of the staff Get in here Marcus my sweet boy Come over here it's me It's me Lisa Lisa I don't see you It's me over here darling Are you in that box?

1:26I am. Now take that saw and start sawing. Lisa, I can't saw you. I'll kill you. Trust me, my dear little flower. Boom, I'm in half. Now I'm whole again. Let's have a meeting, my little plum. Have a seat. Well, Lisa, I came here. As everyone knows, I'm the biggest badass in serve, which is why I brought you this bouquet of flowers. Oh, yes, thank you. This is very on brand for you, you sweet little boy. Although these are red, and if you look around, you can see I'm into pink roses. You bad little boy. Yeah, I still got it. I still got it. I'm a rebel. Anyway, I know that last meeting wasn't the best, and I'm trying to get a chance to apologize for that, because I know that I was totally out of line.

2:13Blink, blink, blink. I just didn't understand what's going on with you, you know, because you've been here for three years. You know better than that. Now please, please, I see those beautiful wings of yours. Please show me where they're cracked so I can help you. Show me your broken bird. He's like, well, I want to apologize. Something must be going on with you. Do you still want this job? Do you still want to walk around and marry ketchups to each other? He's like, of course I do. Yeah, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. The best thing because I've had a stormy past. Oh, I'm sensing a broken bird in my midst.

2:55Go on. Please open your wounds to me. Bleed all over the table. He's like, okay, well, my parents are both dead. My dad died after COVID. My mom died too. Now I have nobody in the world. She's like, oh, damn. That is a much more broken bird than I thought. That wing has been tattered. Both of your wings sawed off on the floor and it's no magic trick. There they are, my unflying, dead-parented little bird. Come to my bosom and let me hold you tight. Of course you're forgiven. Please let me fix you. Look deep into my eyes. Cry into my mouth. Cry right into my mouth. Her skin starts, like, getting really young.

3:41He's like, oh. She's like, oh. just like swirling gold dust around her

3:52oh yes how did it happen so it's actually it's actually a very sad thing because he's talking about his parents being you know his parents died and he says that the chapter in his life where his parents you know are alive is is over and like kim doesn't really understand this and she's like can you talk to kim can you can you relate to her can she help is she throwing more plates at your head than usual or less how is this acting out tell me anyway i can blame this on the woman please just give me a little bit of evidence he's like well she can't understand you know and i i i try to tell her you know like there's certain things that you're going to want out of me as a boyfriend and i'm just not capable of that right now you know because like i'm just like trying to be a normal person myself and she's like but she's on your side believe it or not she's on your side and she loves you just today she was saying he deserves to get fired and he probably will get fired and i'll laugh when he gets fired hmm she took home a beautiful tray from the kitchen and said i'm going to throw this at his head and that's when i knew she's really on his side oh yes he's like Well, yeah, it's really hard.

5:09He goes, well, I want you to come back to your job, but I'm going to check on you, and I'm going to set up grief counseling for you. You have to go to grief counseling because we have HR now. We do things differently now that it's after 2023. Yes, you're going to be in counseling. We have a lovely lady who will do something called Reiki on your forehead. He's like, okay. Kasey Patel, get in here. Well, I'm not going to suspend, Marcus. How could I? When a little birdie can't fly, do you just kick it out of the nest? No! You drink their tears until they're dry of salt, and then you brush their feathers until they're ready to fly again.

5:53You stick a little depressor on that bird's bum, and you wave the bird in the sky, and you say, Look, you're flying! You're flying! Until that bird believes it. And now I bid you Adieu Guillermo press the button Press the button The floor just opens Well everyone it's 4.02pm Not 4 o 'clock 4.02pm And we are 4 hours before Audrey's birthday Which starts at 6.02pm Apparently So Audrey and her friend She basically has her gaze And like oh my god it's her birthday It's her birthday. Yeah, girl. Yeah, girl. Yes. And then she like nearly crashes in her car into someone. She's like, I can't time my birthday.

6:41I haven't even listened to Rihanna yet. I'm 22, everybody. It's so glamorous. I get to celebrate my birthday on a rooftop with my best friends. It's my Taylor Swift year. Wait, why is 22 a Taylor Swift year? I know that this is going to aggravate people in the audience. But what is it about 22? Because isn't her song 16, not 22? Is she like Adele who just names everything after her ages? You know, when Adele started doing that, I was like, girl, you're going to regret that when you're 40. Taylor Swift's song 22 was released in 2013 as a single from her 2012 album. God, there's so many numbers in this sentence.

7:18Celebrating the fun and freedom of being 22 years old. Here's why. Okay, I think you're right. I think they started filming this show a long time ago. and in fact um courtney from two judgy girls has a theory that this show was like ready to go and then because of scandival um like it bought the old cast an extra year of tv but here guess what taylor swift's career began with her 2006 self-titled album but 2023 was famously dubbed the year of taylor swift and marked by her record-breaking years tour so god 2023 really is significant on this show. Yeah, it's a big one. So, she's excited. It's her Taylor year.

8:04And she's like, yeah, I don't usually do my things for my birthday, but I turned 21 right when I moved to LA, and I had no money, so I didn't do anything on my 21st birthday. So, I was like, fuck you. Look at my birthday, bitch. And she still has no money, but at least she can get someone to pay for a hotel for her, aka Bravo. So, they're like, oh my god, like, it's 22. You're 22. Like, this is crazy. Wait, well, who's coming tonight? I don't know. Oh, by the way, Venus is coming. I think you're going to love him because I love him and I'm going to manifest that you're going to love him. And I know how to do that because he taught me about manifestation.

8:35He's a coach. He knows about the secret. You know about the secret. It's not just deodorant anymore. I would like to introduce a new character of the show named Faith. Oh, look at us, righting our past wrongs. Faith is like, oh, my God, how's 22? I'm the new Faith, everybody. You've got to have Faith. So Audrey says, I think I would want to talk more with Chris because I love his fashion sense and I like my fashion sense too and I love a guy that can dress well. I really love his fashion sense and I really like mine. And I think our fashion senses really work well together. So I think me and Chris, we'd be a thing.

9:09And she says, dating in LA is like a form of the Hunger Games. No, you're just hungry. It's called starvation, okay? Let's not try to make it cute. I feel like I'm in survival mode at all times. Like I decided to join a run club because like that's how bad it got. I was so desperate to meet a guy that I joined a run club. I like I don't know. Like maybe a coworker isn't the way to go now. So she gets ready in the hotel and talks about Chris and she's telling her friend. Oh, my God. We like talked about ice cream for a really long time the other day. Look at the flashback. So we see two days earlier and Chris is like, I'm hot.

9:45I feel like I'm in hell. And she's like, we need to serve ice cream. And he goes, yeah, like some cookies and cream. And she's like, no, some cookie dough. And he goes, or even mint chocolate chip. And she's like, oh, my God. And he goes, yeah. And I love toothpaste. And I feel like toothpaste and ice cream is so good. Yeah. She's like, I love him. She's a mature 21. I just want to remind everyone she's a mature 21. And he's a mature 31. What the fuck was this conversation? And you're like, oh, my God, a guy who likes ice cream? No, he doesn't like ice cream. That's why he's brushing his teeth, because that's what people do.

10:22when they don't want to eat ice cream. If you don't want to eat something sweet, you're supposed to brush your teeth because it makes everything you eat after taste disgusting. So she's like talking about how much he loves ice cream and he's talking about diet culture. Girl, this is not your man. If people are like hating on this show, just watch this scene of them talking about ice cream and tell me you still hate the show because it's amazing. I'm sorry, it's amazing. So she's like, if I can talk about ice cream with someone, and then the friend goes, then you can talk about anything. I think that's a pretty low bar.

10:54I think most people actually enjoy talking about ice cream. I'm just going to say that right now. So then Venus arrives at the blundery and meets Natalie and Sydney there. And Natalie's like, oh, my God, I'm so excited for you to get an airbrush tan. It's going to be amazing. Yeah. And Venus is like, yeah, I haven't had a spray tan since, like, prom in high school. We see a picture of Venus at prom. And so then they are, like, taking. Orange as hell. Yeah. So they're doing spray tan, everything. and Venus is like, all right, buddy. She's like, I'm literally putting my hair net on before my clothes are off.

11:27It's hilarious. You know, I do love my tits, and I could get free fake ones for my dad if I wanted to, but I haven't. Yet. I don't know. Never say never. Yeah, I cannot wait to see what season two of this cast looks like. They're all going to look nuts. When all the Botox and the lifts and everything starts, they're all going to look crazy. Natalie will have her face full of fillers. Her lips, I guarantee her upper lip is going to be touching like the middle of her nose. It'll be just like all puffed up. I guarantee it. Yeah. So Venus, they basically just talked about spray tans. And then he's like, he's like, oh my God, look at my ass.

12:02Like if anyone wants to know how I got my ass, it's Tostino pizza rolls and Hot Pockets. One box of Hot Pockets and my ass is clapping. I'm not playing. So then Natalie is like, yeah, well, I'm excited to spend time with Audrey because like I've only really seen her the last week at work besides at Belmont, but like I was not having a good day that day. Oh really? I respect what Kim's saying About you not wanting to talk to Marcus But at the same time He's like over there like me and you are Like sister and brother and blah blah blah blah blah So like what is the truth Am I right? She's like yeah well I've known Kim for two years and I've done nothing But show her that I'm a good considerate friend So like whatever and now for her to act like She can't trust me being friends with her boyfriend Like literally I couldn't have thought If I tried it So like if I really wanted to try and steal your man like everyone at Sir would know.

12:53So Natalie's like, yeah, and I understand she's like insecure because they break up every other week. I get that. But I don't need to suffer the consequences of you guys fighting all the time. I have my own shit going on. Yeah, but let's just forget about that and like have a sweet fucking ass time at Audrey's birthday party tonight because she's turning 22. That's her Taylor Swift year. Oh, really? I still feel 22. too. I'm sort of like, I still feel like I'm in my Taylor Swift year. Yeah. I still feel 15, bitch. Touche. Touche. So now we go to the Coco Club and Marcus and Shane meet Natalie and Demi and Venus.

13:35And so Marcus is like, oh my god. So basically they're just arriving and getting drinks and they're all like dressed fancy, which is so cute to see their Amazon fancy clothes. God, I never thought I missed being like 22 until I watched his show. Mm-hmm. That looks so funny. So Demi is telling Marcus that Kimberly just called me. She's pulling up right now, so be nice. He's like, I'll be as nice as I can be, but I think we all know I'm pretty much the asshole of the cast. Am I right? Am I right? Can I take your jacket for you? Okay, great. Thanks. Are you cold? Do you want my jacket? Well, Marcus likes to make him mad, and when she gets mad, he gets mad, and he's always, like, talking about, like, I love Latina fire, but, like, I just feel like he's creating a random friendship with Natalie because he loves to push her buttons.

14:20So I love that this is the big controversy. Like, is he really friends with Natalie or are they just trying to piss Kim off? It's like a big conspiracy where they're going to pretend to be friends just to make Kim cry a lot. I know. So Kim shows up with her friend McKenna because, of course, we have to have a McKenna circling this cast. She's her DJ, sir. Give her some respect on her name, okay? Yeah, put some respect on her spins. So Marcus is like, oh my God, Demi. the meeting I just had with fucking Lisa I get there I walk in I've got roses I'm like ready for her to be pissed still because of course she would be I'm the bad boy of sir yeah totally and like none of that the flowers worked like a pro he's like she's like are you not fired it's like no I'm not even fired I'm not even suspended it's crazy because I've got such a bad attitude all the time it's like oh my god you are so annoying any other boss would have suspended or fired you a long time ago it's time for a commercial It's time for a Crappin's commercial So now they're like Oh my god, where's Audrey?

15:23Where's Audrey? Where is Audrey? And Kim goes I mean, Audrey is 22? I don't even remember Being 22 Kim's like Oh my god, I don't even remember I can't believe she's 23 And then it's like, Audrey's 22 She's like, I don't even remember what that's like And she goes Oh my god, who turns 22? oh no this is not demi who says that she's like who turns 22 it's hard to keep track of the inane things these people say is that some at a certain point they're like you all need to shut up so then natalie so people walk up and so kim is there but she's like well she's like not saying hi to marcus and marcus isn't saying hi to her but she's like lingering behind marcus in case he wants to say hi yeah and natalie is like oh my god look we're all wearing green and red that's hilarious and And Kim's like, I'm feeling really anxious tonight because Marcus can be so unpredictable after we have a fight.

16:19A couple days later, he can be like, hey, babe. Or he can just like not talk to me and like hate my guts. It's like once his mom passed, Marcus was no longer himself. Like, well, it's not like, oh, once his mom sent him like a gift in the mail. Like that's kind of a big deal, Kim. His mom died. Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to say that, Kim. And this is coming from someone who says a lot of horrid shit. but i don't even think i don't think you're allowed to be like oh my god after his mom passed he's totally different now i know i think you should i think you're supposed to tend to the person who's grieving oh my god like how crazy he's like crying all the time so stupid so um they're talking about their shoes and blah blah blah and how cold it is because they're on a roof and it's freezing as we established earlier in the episode but like they got a discount on a on a roof yeah so then natalie is talking about demi that natalie's talking to venus and natalie's like oh my god demi's ignoring me so hard and demi's like okay well um don't talk to her now oh wait i'm sorry it's very confusing she's talking to natalie's talking to demi who previously was mad at her but now natalie's talking to demi to say that kim isn't ignoring her so hard yeah she's like well i'm trying to be nice to her she goes well she doesn't want you to be nice she He wants you to leave her alone.

17:38You can find it annoying if you want to. That's so rude. I mean, I just got to spray tan. But you can find it annoying. Yeah, but you have to respect that she doesn't want to talk to you. That's just how it is. I think I'm walking away. Oh, really? Where are you going? We're on a roof. I love that. This is so awkward. Natalie tries to storm out, but they're within 10 square feet. She's like, I am leaving. Okay, I can't leave. I cannot leave. I will fall to my death, so I will just stand here. so then audrey shows up and they all cheers she's like oh my god thank you guys for cheering for me even though i know you all hate me because of all the drama that i'm in right guys all the story lines right right she's like i want to make a cheers to everybody thank you so much for coming everyone party their hearts out yes manifestation and so um yeah this is where it to me is like oh my god i had no idea she was turning 22 like who turns 22 it's like so unfair um hey chris did you go surfing today he's like yeah when are we gonna go surfing i can teach you because you're a mature 21 i mean 22 want to get on the wave he's like what are you gonna teach me though she's like i can teach you how to ride a horse you want to ride a horse because i have a horse yeah i have one like she's named Oreo and she's definitely not black and white.

18:57Just kidding. She totally is. Classic misdirect. Oreo is my best friend Mary Faith's childhood horse. What? Oreo. That sentence alone is my favorite thing. Oreo is my best friend Mary Faith's childhood horse. Mary Faith. So it turns out her name is not Faith. It's Mary Faith. Yeah. I started helping her out because it was something I did a lot back home. And she was just like, I know you like to ride. And that's like really helped me in my first year in LA. Like I haven't ridden since 2023. It's crazy. Horses are like so expensive to maintain. Like me. I'm like, girl, you don't even have a gom.

19:42Stop it. And Chris is like, well, where's your horse? She goes, Malibu Mountains. He goes, sick. That's sick as fuck. She's like, yeah. It's not your horse. It's Mary Faith's horse. Why is she taking credit for this horse that does not belong to her? This girl is acting like she has a horse in Malibu. I love this grift that's already setting in. I think she does. This is very encouraging. I think she does have one because we see the previews of them riding horse. So that's Mary Faith's horse. That's Oreo. That's Oreo. That's Mary Faith's horse. But didn't she say also she's just well, she said it was Mary Faith's horse, right?

20:17Why do I care about this? did Mary Faith gift her a horse because she took care of Oreo so well does Mary Faith like live at home in Texas and Mary Faith is just here for the party and she's like you take my horse because I can't deal with fucking Oreo right now I've got college or whatever she's like I'll take I'll take Oreo Mary Faith is her new LA friend and Mary Faith is so impressed with Audrey's horse tending skills that Mary Faith is like guess what Oreo's yours now you need to be Oreo's lady so she's just pawned off Oreo that's my assumption actually my assumption is that it's Mary Faith's she said it's Mary Faith's childhood horse so she does say that but I read because I'm kind of dyslexic so I read like Oreo is my childhood best friend Mary Faith's horse but it's not she said Oreo is my best friend Mary Faith's childhood horse I take it that she has all access privileges to Oreo yes I think so too because she's like good friends with Mary Faith and she takes care of the horse well because she's from Texas.

21:21It all makes sense. So then Natalie walks up to Shane Davis and Natalie's like, hey, Shane, do you have your phone? It's important. Can you look up something? And Mark is like, oh yeah? What were you saying to Shane? Can you let Shane finish his goddamn thought? Such a bad boy. What was that about? I don't know. Amplified. I don't know. Super weird. So Shane's like, oh, shit. And he goes, sorry, I didn't mean it like that. She goes, well, I didn't even know if we're friends or not. So like, sorry. On the other side of the bar, Kim's like, oh, my God, how long have they been talking Venus? And he's like, who?

22:02Who? She goes, who do you think? He goes, I don't know. She goes, oh, my God, hold on. I'm going over there because Natalie is talking to my man. so just to summarize at the moment natalie wants to look up something on shane's phone and marcus is like let him finish his thought and natalie's like what the fuck so kim has seen this and kim is like oh my god natalie and marcus are talking this goes to show that they're fucking so now we go back to their conversation and marcus is like what i'm trying to say is between demi and kimberly I'm just, I'm up against that, man. I'm up against Demi and Kimberly all the time, bro.

22:38And then I was like, well, you see how that sucks for me, right? So whatever. So Kim comes up and she's like, um, do you want to talk about something together or not? She goes, yeah, I would love to because I was trying to talk to you earlier and I felt like you were ignoring me. I wasn't ignoring you, but I was feeling how I feel. Okay, let's go talk then. Just like don't hit me or something. Okay, like because I don't want to be like attacked. Yeah. Okay, let's sit over here. Okay, we're sitting now. Okay, do you know how Marcus and I's relationship is like, you know, we're like so on the outs?

23:09And like, I don't want to call you out on things, but like you've texted him, which he's told me. And he's like, you've been saying things like, how's your day? Like, what's going on? Go by the pool. And here are heels that I bought. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What? Yeah, he told me these things. No, no. I said something about heels because he talks about you so highly to me. But like when he talked to me about that It's in like a just so you know Natalie texted me kind of way Well that's not very nice Because he's talking you up And he's like you need to get on your heel game Because Kimberly's heels are like this and like that So I buy these heels and I thought of you And so I was like look I bought heels

23:52It's aspirational Kim heels all the time Oh my god you guys We were just talking about how we should glorify Kim more so the producer asked Kim has she seen the text and she's like no but Marcus told me about them so she's mad about text she hasn't even seen yet and Natalie says well I didn't even send a picture of shoes I didn't even do that all I said was I just bought some heels hope you're proud of me like sorry if that's inappropriate I'm a whore okay I don't know what to tell you oh my god it is disgusting to me this is disgusting she's ridiculous um but But to be fair, Natalie, she thinks this because you already cheated with somebody else's boyfriend.

24:32Like, you already dated Demi's boyfriend. So it's probably where this is coming from. Natalie's just like, where is this coming from? And she goes, okay, but he won't admit to what he's saying to me in front of you. So why am I getting called out and not him then? Oh, my God. Venus here. This situation, Marcus needs to say what it is. Right, girls? So Natalie's like, oh, my God. Didn't you just tell me blah, blah, blah? And Demi's like, well, why does she think that you guys are BFFs? Because that's weird. Do you know what I mean? Like, can we just talk about the fake friendship? Whoa. You both said that to me, and I brought it up to him, and he's been like, I've never said that.

25:08Oh, God. So Venus is like, oh, my God, Marcus and Kim make me feel like I'm in constant psychosis. Like, he tells people what they want to hear, and then he doesn't realize that the epidemiology of the mystical secret, like, he really needs to get his bioform in shape. You know what I'm saying? So Marcus comes over. He's like, what do you want from me? And they're like, did you not tell me that I never said that Natalie and I were like sister and brother? And he's like, well, what I said was possibly about to get arrested because I'm really a fucking rebel. Natalie is the one that's brought up several times that she feels like me and her brother and sister, even though I've said it twice today.

25:47Already in this episode. I've never even said that. And Venus is like, bitch, I know you're lying. so we see flashback to two days earlier and marcus is like me and natalie are really friends we're like brothers and sisters i literally watched you go up to the bar and tell natalie that you were like brother and sister marcus is like you know what i'm too much of a rebel for this i'm getting up and i'm leaving what is this fight what is this fight it's so stupid and that is like yeah it's crazy he said it multiple times i basically said i'm his sister well marcus is an idiot and he should know better than to say that natalie is like a sister to him because i feel like if kim thinks that when most guys say that it's usually because they want to fuck this person but they can't what so we all want to fuck our sister what the hell that doesn't even make sense when guys say she's like my sister that doesn't mean they want to fuck them does it is that a straight thing i don't know i mean i think i i don't know it's like reverse psychology at this point it's all the fight is it about shoes is it about what is this fight about it's so ridiculous i just have to say i just have to say to natalie natalie i am prepared to go to war for you against these men i've been watching vanderpump rules and bravo since the beginning of time way before 2023 if you can believe it and i know that these men on these shows are pieces of shit i am ready to stand for you but i need more than this i need more so kim is like so just so you know natalie the person that you're defending your friendship with, this is how he sees you.

27:21So now it's turned from Kim being mad at Natalie because she feels like Natalie's coming from her man. Now she's like, see, he's actually a piece of shit and we're actually friends now. And he's saying that you're the one who's acting like you're platonic, but he's the one who's been saying you're platonic. See, you're in love with my man and he doesn't even love you back. You should be mad at him. What the hell? So he's like, I don't want to be the guy to pull this card but i am dealing with the loss of both of my parents and like every day i'm just looking for happiness you know and for me to sit here and pretend like i give a shit about what they're talking about i don't and kimberly should know that so venus listen i don't love people playing dead parents card but it's it's a card that you can't like you played it then i can't say anything you know what i mean like okay yeah back off good card yeah i'm back good card yeah so venus is like oh my god the girls need to stick together and be strong because he is out here running his fucking mouth.

28:19And meanwhile, he is creating this. Like the Discord. So now Kim and Natalie are holding hands. They've gone from being mad at each other holding hands. And Venus is like, Kim puts up with a lot more shit from that man than I ever fucking would. I mean, me and Marcus are best friends, but I'm about to talk shit about him big time to all of America. Because he doesn't care about her or her feelings. And when we got eight months of that, it's starting to become too much. The only logical explanation is that Marcus must have some bomb dick. which I think is probably actually true that does have to explain a lot of this right okay so let's see what else is happening Shane is holding Natalie Shane is like hey has anyone told you that you like the most beautiful eyes you just got Shane Davis so McKenna is who's McKenna she's don't you remember McKenna she came in with Kim oh okay so she's like oh my god tell me right now tell me right now marcus do you love that girl and he's like um i'm falling out of love i'm falling out of it and she goes why and he's like because she's not the girl i thought she was and demi's like marcus stop talking okay why are you still talking and so he starts whispering and kim's like um i can hear everything you were just saying just so you know because i've been standing right behind you this whole time so now she's upset because she because he said that he's falling out of love so now she now she goes up to natalie the girl she was beefing with at like about five minutes ago can i steal you can i steal you

29:55so start sobbing to her and natalie's like um i hate that kim is crying but i don't hate that she's crying to me you can lay your head on my boons and i'll on my boobs and i'll pat your hair and give you little head scratches all night long if that's what you want. So now, now the cake is coming out and everything, and so they're like, lap dance time! And so now the cousins are like, lap dancing. He tries to pull the gay friend thing where he's like, bitch, do you want a fucking lap dance? Because you're about to get one from your gay friend. And then the real strippers come and just push them out of the way.

30:31They're like, no, sir. We've actually got trained meat here, sir. Okay. Yes. So they start grinding on Audrey and he's like, and Chris is like, it's Audrey's birthday. So we want to do something a little special for her. I had to bring out my alter ego, axle rod thrusting. That's just my go-to. That's an axle rod move, you know, for special occasions. I'm like, you know who else does the thrusting move? Every other male stripper. Congratulations. Literally everybody does this. But can I just say, just to critique the stripping, because we have to, kind of have to, we're here. Amazing. Oh, my God.

31:07When he, okay, so he did that thing where he flips over her and then wraps his legs around her knees, I guess. And then he opens his whole, I mean, that guy is talented. Thank you for showing us your craft. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he's amazing, though. I considered it. I'm not going to lie. I was like, maybe I can download this OnlyFans. Because, oh, man, the last time I even considered that was when Dorinda started having a cooking show on there years ago. When OnlyFans was trying to have, like, non-sexy times on there. Yeah, they're like, we're not just dick or boobs. We're also Dorinda cooking or whatever.

31:46So the Cousin Strippers are, like, grinding on Audrey. And she's, like, having the best time of her life. and literally within the same shot like two feet away you have kim sobbing to to natalie who she was just mad at she's like i mean we could be at our worst and i will always show up for him and make sure he feels a lot supported and loved and if you can see that i'm doing everything i'm doing for you although he's like honestly like like i'm sorry like ever since his mom died like he's cuckoo for coco pops i'm sorry like talk to somebody like but to say to somebody that you've fallen out of love for me when all i do is yell at you and like treat you like like i don't know like i don't understand this girl screaming and yelling it's the best night of her life

32:30so marcus is like oh quote unquote you're a fucking liar all right i'm a liar now what now what guys god got her so kim's like hearing marcus say that he was falling out of love with me was probably one of the hardest things i've ever had to hear given how much of myself that I put aside for him all those months going all the way back to 2023. God, it feels like this is the moment where I just have to give up. But you won't. But you won't. So, God, what an annoying fucking couple. Jeez. I know. The episode ends on that note. Like, oh, God, I hope they get back together, said no one in America watching the TV show.

33:07We don't care about you yet. No. We don't care about you. But this was a funny, funny fucking episode, especially for a number two. So a number two episode, not a poop. So good for this show. It's a funny show. I'm liking it. I'm in it. I'm feeling it. I hope other people can come around too. So we can't control what other people do. So you know what? You can't enjoy what I enjoy. You guys enjoy what you enjoy. Okay. But if you want to hear people enjoying this, come back. We'll be enjoying it. All I've got to say is if you're someone out there who's like, I secretly love the McBee Dynasty. But then with this show, you're like, this is, this is garbage.

33:43I want to just tell you, please reconsider your priorities. Thank you very much. Why do you have to turn this into Cowboys? Because I'm just saying if you have, if you're going to open your heart. Cowboys aren't even on this show. Because if you're willing to open your heart up for the McBees, I say open your heart up for new Vanderpump Rules as well. Did you see that they're calling it, I saw, I think on like a preview or something like a commercial on TV, they were calling it Vanderpump Rules, the next shift. they say well it's time for a new shift yes oh is that what it is it's time for a new shift new shift yes time for a shift yeah it's super fun alright everybody thank you so much for being here we will be back tomorrow with some southern charm everybody we'll talk to you later adios watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like Allison King.

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