#3123 Vanderpump Rules S12E3 Part 2 : Venus Try Trap

0:21Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So Kim is like, me and Marcus are used to people judging our relationship, and at Sir, everyone just knows everything. And it's the fact that it's Venus, who's been our ride or die, who's seen us in our most vulnerable, painful moments. That is what makes it hurt the most. I'm like, you kicked him out. You kicked him out first.

0:55He was like, he was trying to give you like, yes, I know everything that you're saying, but these two are so toxic and I cannot stand a toxic couple that like is so toxic and draws everyone into their bullshit. And then the moment they get back together, they declare that they're actually like in a great place. And anyone who dare even question them or try to like even say, Hey, this is not good. They're the ones who are like the, like the shitty people. And I cannot stand. And Kim is so this person that does this that like, to me, I'm like, Oh, I don't want to hear it from you ma 'am well marcus too i mean marcus just last night was like i'm falling out of love with her because she keeps treating me like this and like how could she do this when my parents died i mean he pulls out the biggest guns against her she's like she's coming after me like this after my parents died you guys i mean he's making her look like the worst in the world and then he's like what i love her what why so now back at the back alley venus is like i have been in the middle of their relationship since the beginning and i have been a crutch for both of them this entire fucking time yeah but like crutches don't complain you know what i mean stop being a crutch and i tell crutches the same thing i'm like don't complain you're a crutch okay so natalie's so natalie's like well that's why it doesn't work because like if you don't want him like what he like you don't if you don't tell him what he wants to hear then and if he doesn't want to hear that then you're not like his friend and like with her i mean she changes every day so like there's like nothing you can do and she's like kim is back at home was like at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing and natalie's gonna fuck him over and she's not gonna have anyone and he's not gonna have anyone to go to because we're gonna be gone now it's like oh my god you guys this is so ridiculous why don't you just call venus and be like hey i know you're mad i know it's weird that we talk your head off and then we get back together but i hope you can support us i'll try to stop talking less shit but you know still love you sorry you're i mean something but they're like no let's declare all-out war on venus so now venus is uh venus has something very important to say he goes i've never been more done in my life i swear on my i swear my poodle

3:06it's official the poodle has been sworn on okay so now it's getting ready time and as the daytime shift and demi is uh working with uh she's just over there working so she's basically like you're gonna be training angelica the new girl tonight okay and kim's like a great new girls

3:28disgusting better not come near my man they're like be nice be nice just you're telling me to be nice i am the nicest i mean it's like do as i say not as i do so angelica comes and she's like hi, can't wait to work with you. And Demi's like, okay, you're training with Kim. You can stop smiling at my face. Please stop the Muppet smiles on my face. Okay. So she's talking to Kim and Kim's like, so have you used OpenTable before? She goes, yeah, like it's a server. She goes, okay, so you kind of know it a little bit. Well, yeah, because I've used it. Yeah, well, okay, well, I'll figure it out. She's like, well, I mean, this looks foreign to me, but like, I don't feel like it should be too difficult.

4:09She goes, yeah, it's really not at all. Let's focus on open table, all right? Why did you just like kick the open table display? She's like, oh, sorry, just like Taekwondo. Some mom's like creeps up. My bad. You know, I've been the new girl so many times growing up. My dad was in the Navy. So I've been in like 13 grade schools and like three middle schools and three high schools. And I have a psychobiology degree from UCLA, which is technically neuroscience. And I was a scholar, but I couldn't pay rent. So then I started serving and I prioritized other hobbies like boys. who needs education when there are boys um that was a lot neuroscience and a scholar but now she's working at sir so yeah did she did she finish the other stuff i don't know i don't believe it since raquel's whole i'm here i'm only i'm only on this earth to help disabled children and then like five minutes later it's like i'm an influencer now fuck the disabled children so I don't trust anybody and Raquel she'll be corrupted soon enough so Kim's like what about the photo shoot did you like it and she's like yeah everyone seems really nice but like there was a lot of tension she goes yeah you did walk into tension and Kim's like all I know is that like Venus and Marcus were having a conversation and Natalie answered it herself and then I had to answer it myself and then Demi came in to answer it herself and then Lisa came in and told us to stop answering stuff and we were like stop calling us if you don't want us to answer stuff.

5:38And then Demi was like, yeah, I'm going to answer. And then I was like, I'm going to answer. And Natalie was like, I'm going to answer. So it was a lot. It was a lot. Wait a second. Who's Natalie again? Oh, yeah. Natalie is, she's the one who is up your ass, unlike me. And three days earlier, we see that Natalie is being really nice to her. She's like, by the way, if you need a second look, this will cup the boobs. Check it out. And Angelica's like, ooh, nice. Because they're all going to try to recruit Angelica to be on their side now. Yeah, well, Kim didn't. Kim was just like a rude door, but now she's like, yeah, she was up your ass when she was nice to you on your first day.

6:13What a B. And Angela's like, well, she was really nice though. She goes, oh yeah, yeah. Really nice. And then she's crazy. Well, she seemed like a girl's girl, which is, you know, I like that. Not a girl's girl, not a girl's girl. No, no, that's a girl's girl. Audrey. We got to Audrey just like flipping her hair. Just like being like, nice. She's like, I'm a ghost girl, but whatever. So yeah, this is Kim just being nasty. She's got to be nasty in every scene. This scene, she's just going to turn the new girl against Natalie for literally no reason, because Natalie said that she was friends with her boyfriend.

6:49That's all that happened. That's it. So now Venus is talking to Demi about like, oh, am I at the bar? And Demi's like, yeah, I might move you. And he's like, I'd rather just stay. He's like, well, okay, that's fine. I'm just very emotional today. really like you look like you're about to cry i know i'm trying not to just thinking about my poodle at home just trying not to cry okay well what what happened so he tells us that after that um after he got the text message from marcus um that that was the end of their friendship and he responded by being like you're the biggest piece of shit marcus and kim retaliated against him by going and telling everyone at sir one by one all the shit that he's talked about all those people that's just funny though i started cracking up and he's crying he's like and guess what i can do the same thing because he's supposed to be my best friend and you talk shit about people with your best friend but i'm not tacky as fuck so i'm not gonna do it and you know he's talked some vile stuff to this venus oh my gosh and he's like so now i'm getting like all these like random texts from people like talking shit to me and we see a text from gabby this girl named gabby who we haven't met yet and she's like venus you're so low class i'm glad you showed your hand i've had more respect than to talk shit about you behind your back and there's more integrity in saying it directly to you and he's like i don't even know what this is about i've said so much about gabby like what do i even admit to fuck her yeah he like doesn't know what he what he has to address and he's like this gabby girl that works at sir she is someone who's always trying to kiss kim's ass and marcus and kim telling her the things that i have said in private has made her lash out to me by sending me a text message telling me that i'm a low class and i'm a terrible friend because i'm throwing them under the bus i'm like gabby say it again yeah he talks that's what you get that's what you get and so to me it's like um okay well we can talk about this later because like we're at work right now and you can't be upset and he's like but i'm already upset i'm fucking pissed He goes, okay, but like, you're going to be more upset if we talk about it.

8:54So just like, it's happy hour. So like, be happy. We have to run a restaurant. All right. Don't get upset. I love you. And he's like, whatever. Whatever. Fine. I was just working there. And goes, storming off into the restaurant crying. Yeah. And Marcus is like, yep. As soon as we fell out, I 100 % I went and told everyone. It's everything that he ever said. And once I realized that it's fucking me, brother, it's definitely, it is definitely fucking you. That's loud. It is shitty. I almost get it from Kim, but Marcus hasn't talked shit about everybody at work, too. Exactly. It's really shitty.

9:32It turns out he's shitty, too. Audrey is like, well, Venus went to me in the kitchen almost in tears over nasty text messages that people have been sending him. And Kim's like, well, he sent me and Marcus a nasty text message, so we thought he deserved to have everyone in the restaurant hate him so that's yeah but he sent you the first message she goes well like marcus told him he was not happy with them and he didn't want anything to do with them and then venus's response was i don't want anything to do with you and ken and she goes okay but like you and marcus like i mean come on like there's other people looped in too so like he showed me text messages calling him x y and z and like that doesn't sit right with me because like alphabet disses are not cool like we all have to use it it's like well but like that's other people's feelings towards him and nothing to do with me just yeah but you told them the things he said so it does have to do with you she's like yeah she's stymied she's like ah okay I love Kim's logic of all that Marcus did was say he doesn't he doesn't want to have anything to do with Venus and then Venus wrote back saying he doesn't want anything to do with us it's like so You realize it's the same text, right?

10:45Like, you realize the same logic. So he was really so obnoxious, like, because everyone should still want to have something to do with us, even if we don't want to have something to do with them. So Audrey was like, Venus should be able to go to his best friends and tell them exactly how they feel, how they're making him feel. And I have to have Kim and Marcus go scorch Earth on him. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, nobody should get mean texts. That's where Audrey stands on this. Mean text, bad. so then um kim's like okay and uh so now we see a later scene and audrey's like flexing her muscles for the other servers and she's like uh and uh angel i'm sorry you guys i'm stuttering angelica's like um is that like pilates like what is it she goes yeah but like i'm trying to get my legs more toned because i have thunder thighs and angelica says honestly thunder thighs are like what they want the guys like want them i hear thy gaps are out thy gaps are totally out girl you heard it here first so now marcus goes up i mean that's the girlfriend you want though yeah he's like yeah thy gaps are stupid everybody knows that yeah so marcus goes up to kim and he kisses her he's like how's it going babe is it still busy up here it's like it is it's like how's the new girl she's kind of cool it's like yeah she's super respectful and like super trying to learn everything it's really cool so they're being like all nicey nicey for now and then Angelica goes up to Jason and she's like and Jason's like hey what's up player how's your first day going and she's like yeah I think it's like I'm catching on pretty quickly like open table you ever heard of it like so cool I catch on pretty quickly I'm in neuroscience yeah all the girls are like saying like good things about you like they really like you here yeah and she's like okay well that makes me feel good he's like you're starting to grow on me too okay well i guess we'll see bye he's like ciao i say ciao a lot it's like my only fan sign on ciao ciao i'm not i'm not gonna lie jason's kind of cute especially when he says ciao and i hope i'm like i'm not coming off too weird because i haven't flirted with a guy since my ex and i broke up broke up broke up but we don't hear what it is instead we go to marcus bringing audrey some menus and he's like hey the mother load yeah seven menus take a good look i'm a real man carrying menus so jason talks to um angelica again he's like whoa you're like freaking out talking to me right now like remember how we were talking but then you walked away that was like so freaky ciao i know i'm italian and it's like um but like you kind of make me nervous though and he goes yeah yeah do i i can tell ciao it's like yeah this is why i don't like dating like i'd just I would rather be in relationships for the rest of my life because like dating is like so manic.

13:28I'm like a boy. Oh my God. It's a boy. And I become unhinged. By the way, your game, it was cute. Oh my God. Okay. Anyways, I actually have something I need to do right now. Oh, this is so awkward. He said my game is cute. I don't even know what he's talking about. Now we go to a ranch.

13:51Now it's time. Very exciting. today is the day we get to meet oreo mary faith's horse that audrey is taking credit for so we go to white cloud ranch in malibu and audrey's cleaning horses with mary faith herself and mary faith is like oh my god are you so excited to use your my horse and pretend like you're a rich person like i am but you're not because it's definitely still my horse and not yours because i live in malibu and you live i don't know where you live but like it's cool that you're here yeah i want to get to know him a little more so we're gonna throw him oreo oreo is the best judge of character yeah we'll throw him on our girl and see what happens because if he's like a shitty guy then oreo's gonna break his neck and he'll be paralyzed for life right so cool i love this test yeah so then chris comes and he's like in full cosplay cowboy you know he's got the hat and the boots and she's like oh my god what in the matthew mcconaughey is going on next thing you know this guy's gonna stop wearing deodorant and like get the police called when he's playing bongos and so like wow you look like a real cowboy where are you from?

14:49he's like Jersey and Mary Faith goes right Mary Faith did not like that answer she was like I'm going to leave the scene now I'm going to leave because I'm from Malibu no one told me someone from Jersey was coming here so Audrey's like yeah well this is Oreo she's a little spicy a spicy Oreo she's on her period women am I right so you'll just have to like not fall off good luck with the period horse It's time for a commercial It's time for a Crappin's commercial

15:22So it's kind of a cute scene He rides a horse He doesn't know really how to do it And she teaches him And she's like Chris doesn't look like he's ever been dirty Unless we're talking about the other types of dirty But like dirt horse shit Never But like he's trying So that's cool I mean look at him He looks like he should be the star on Miley Cyrus' The Climb music video.

15:46Some old video like that. I like Chris says, I've only ridden one horse in my life and the horse actually ran away from me before I could hop on it. I'm like, so did you ride? So you didn't ride a horse? You didn't ride a horse. You saw a horse run away from me. You've been abandoned by a horse before. So they talk about horses and she's ridden, you know, she wanted to bring some Texas to California and how's her dating life? And she's like, I haven't dated anyone in LA Cause like, I don't do like fast dating. Yeah. I do. I do like sit down, like service dating. Yeah. Table service dating. You know, I'm definitely a relationship girly.

16:20I've had a four year long relationship and I had a two year long relationship. And before then I was 11 years old. So, but like both of them almost destroyed me when they ended. But it's just because like when I love, I love so hard. Oh girl, you're like 22. Not acting like you. like you've been around the block and he said now it's his turn so he's like well you know being on two reality dating shows she goes oh my god what and he goes yeah you didn't know that you didn't recognize me you didn't know me been on my instagram you didn't uh okay no big deal see my imdb i mean i feel like everyone has been talking about how i was on two uh reality shows a few years ago that like uh kind of made no dent in pop culture right yeah right i was um i was um one reality show called fuck your sister which was so weird because people like thought you were fucking your sister which like i got yeah and then there was another one like stick your finger up my butt which you know it was like bigger like it was a netflix thing so like people like now when they're dating me like i'm like you're just using me because like i'm famous from reality shows so it's pretty rough it's pretty rough he really says you know i realize these girls i go on dates i just realize these girls just want to be here just to try to get some clout let's not like a piece of meat like you're the one who said last week you're trying to get you want to work at so you can network and meet people and get famous like yeah but i want to climb the ladder i don't want to be the ladder he's like i felt like a piece of meat aren't you on only fans you're you're you're literally you're in the back section of the supermarket next to the chicken and underneath the pork you're the meat your goal is to be a tomahawk you know so chris is like I would say you're a porterhouse, but you're a porter apartment.

18:09Yeah, I just don't have any luck meeting a genuine person, you know, at least from my point of view. Because, like, I've only had three serious relationships. Last one was back in Jersey three years ago. But I've had some situationships. And she goes, okay, well, do you want a serious thing? Like, do you love being single? And he's like, at this point, I don't want, like, I don't see anything long term. I'm just not going to really waste my time or their time. It's like long term or nothing. Yeah. But, you know, it's really hard. and the paparazzi are following you around. Like, you can barely see because there's so many cameras snapping in your face.

18:42Yeah, and she's like, wow, that's, like, so mature. Like, this guy, he's so deep. He only dates on reality shows, and he can't find love of his life. It's just crazy. It's so hard out there. But, wow, I hope you learned a thing or two. You're so deep, Chris. Yeah. All I really need is a guy who can make me laugh and then, like, my clothes are off. Like, I'm serious. So then we go to a rooftop bar party first pool party on a rooftop everybody it's a big deal this is vanderpump rules true dish so here we go angel angelica's like um there's a lot of tension at the restaurant so i just want to get on everyone's good side and get to know them individually so i'm gonna have a pool party with my girlfriend so she goes we see flashbacks for inviting people and she's like i'm newly single god i hate being single i just want to be in a relationship and just like hear me roar woo and she like takes off her shirt like look at me so marcus is they're at the rooftop and marcus like hey you want i want do you want me to take a picture of you girls you all look so pretty they're like oh my god marcus you're so sweet and thoughtful like he's really good at this it's the one thing he does right it's just like marcus being sweet so sweet classic marcus so everybody's like greeting and saying hi as everyone comes in and natalie comes it's like hi guys and the girls just look at her and i was like i don't understand natalie's mindset like how could she think we're gonna all be screaming at each other and hating each other for a day and then the next day we're just gonna be fine and say hi to each other maybe because yesterday you were screaming and yelling with your boyfriend and your boyfriend said he was falling out of love with you and then you showed up the next day being fine maybe that's why because you set the precedence yeah maybe it's because in the last episode you were trying to start a fight with Natalie and then the moment that you heard that Marcus is falling out of love with you, you actually went and cried in her arms in the same party within the same five minutes of airtime.

20:33Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why we think that they're being gone. So Natalie is like, I just don't like to carry negative energy. So when I say hello to everyone and they have nothing but resting bitch face, I'm like, wow, I'm damned if I do. I'm damned if I don't say hello, that is. So Shane's like, hey, what's going on? Good to see you, Natalie. and she's like good to see you too and then Venus is like dude you look huge wow Shane Davis like yeah I'm fucking stacked up right now not gonna lie I'm bigger than I've ever been my bullet tattoos are looking bigger and sexier than ever the life of a model man and Chris is like oh oh Shane Davis is here like talking about being stacked up don't mind me guys just gotta change into my bathing suit right in front of everyone hope my towel doesn't fall whoops put it on backwards gonna have to try it again maybe you guys will get to see my junk huh maybe you'll get to see it i'm like oh my god he's naked and kim's like wait hey do you have a crush on chris or what marcus like what are you doing marcus just always have only supposed to have eyes for me he's like we're brothers we're like brothers all right we're like brothers no you're not so chris says um yeah chris is like gotta do it again guys maybe get to see my wiener so dumi um says hello to venus but she's like hello venus and she's like do you want to come sit here so um it's nice i think she's not all season he's like no and she goes yeah well i totally understand so natalie's like oh my god i almost put my toe in our water isn't that hilarious and jason's like oh no i'm gonna drink it so then shane tells us natalie because oh we should say that like Natalie is sitting next to Jason and she's making this small talk about putting her toe in, I guess, a cup of water.

22:23And it's like sort of flirty. And Shane's like, Natalie told me like not to be flirting with anybody at SIR. And like now that's what you're doing. And I'm like confused by that. Like, are you feeling this? Or if you're not feeling it, let's just be friends. Because either way, I'm a big communication guy. And if something is casual, I need some clarity. Like you're the one who, went on one date and the whole point was that you brought a girl into sir just to get her mad so i think she's now just doing it back to you yeah they've only been on one date but i think he's like whoa i whipped out my being shot three times story and like i totally one-upped her scoliosis story whatever that is and so like she should be totally in love with me right now why is she flirting with somebody else i was vulnerable in front of her okay i flexed my arm at the top of of a rock wall.

23:13And so he's like, what's cracking? She goes, not much. I'd love for more to be cracking. He goes, yeah, you want to go over to the pool with me? Come on, we need to have a serious talk. Yeah. So Jason told me you were getting super flirty with him and Chris. What about that? And we see a flashback to Natalie between the cousins being like, oh, my God, this is like a threesome. I'm like between the I'm like on White Lotus right now. Another White Lotus reference. And they're like, yeah, I will. I close up my car. So close to you guys. So now back to the present. Natalie's like, everyone thinks I'm flirting with them all the time because I'm super nice.

23:48Yeah. And I can feel your walls like super, super high. So just like bring it down and be vulnerable like I am. Pretend like you're flexing on top of a rock wall. It's like, yeah. Well, this like conversation is like turning me off like so much. Like I don't want to talk. I don't want to like talk about it or overanalyze it. Like I'd rather you just be, see me and like be super cute and affectionate and like not have this talk. It's like gross. Yeah but like I don't believe that Like the way I communicate That's like with anybody I'm seeing That's just like what I do I just like get into a knife fight for people You know man Yeah but like I'm a relationship person I meet the person It's like zero to 100 Then there's like nobody else So like it's like there's not communication Cause like I end up being with the person like 24-7 As soon as it starts So yeah Yeah but like I want to be like super respectful But like that's like why I'm like What bothers the fuck out of you Because like while we were talking This conversation bothers the fuck out of me It's like gross Okay reverse Because like this is called clarity And if you can't do communication I mean why can't you just flirt with someone and see what happens Like you're showing all your cards And that's what you're calling communication And it's like making me bored Like I'm like so bored with you So Oh You're bored Yeah cause there's like nothing exciting here Like there's nothing exciting here You can't start with, like, I was shot three times and then come up with, like, feeling things, like, the very next day.

25:13Like, you need to up your game and not go backwards. So maybe you just, like, splooched your load on that story too soon. I don't know. But, like, boring. Okay, maybe we just communicate differently because, like, all I can talk about is communication. So I guess we just communicate differently. Yeah, I communicate, like, in a fun, flirty way, and you're, like, communicating in a boring way. So, like, be boring somewhere else. Gross. You're gross. so natalie's like so i loved her being like shut the fuck up like we're not you're i'm not your girlfriend what are you having a private conversation about me who i'm flirting with at work like fuck off fuck yeah because she might be like having friendly conversation with the guys but like he brought a whole other a whole other girl into his her workplace and he's gonna say that's on the same level so she's like this might be the first time in shane's life that a girl is not throwing herself at him and i think that's where we're we're going wrong and is that he can't get me the way he's used to and he is losing his mind but i'm not that easy sorry shane yeah so um she's done with him shane just walks away he's like i'm out of this conversation like i'm so over it shane davis doesn't do this so he walks off hey so now marcus and chris are swimming and having races and stuff and audrey's like oh my god wait i'm wait which one's audrey hold on oh yeah she's like wait i'm jealous now i want to go to the pool because they're like racing um so angelica compliments her chest she's like oh my god you're like you oh she's with josh my my boyfriend and she's like oh my god you got such a nice chest i'm gonna put suntan lotion on your chest because it's like hard for you to reach it he's like whoa and the scene's like hey someone spray my back is that cool and angelica's like i fear that you may have a bigger chest than me josh i'm not gonna lie he's like yeah i've got a bigger faux hawk too i don't have a faux hawk but that's okay hey so when was your last relationship aren't relationships the best should we just be in one he's like uh probably four to five years ago why why why has it been so long that i've been single i'm just focusing on the grind man just the grind you know stripping doesn't strip itself Okay you just gotta throw yourself into it It's the grind man What about you?

27:24She's like well actually I still live with my ex I know it's like crazy And he goes yeah it's like a little bit red flaggy She goes yeah but like that's the person I wanted to marry And have kids with but then they didn't want to be with me anymore And they're like they can't Like they're saying like we're incompatible I mean what the heck Like I love love so like I'm in relationships Like really quick and like I'll move in After three months so like my red flag Is that I'll accidentally say I love you during sex I'm just so sorry like what's wrong with me I can't stop saying I love you here's the thing when it comes down to it you're hot I'm hot I want to hang out with you more I think we've got everything we need for our successful relationship that's like the second time we've heard that in one episode someone just being like we're both hot why aren't we dating I mean is there anything else that needs to be checked you're hot I'm hot what else What else do we need?

28:18I think we're done here. She's like, well, just like invite me somewhere and I'll go anywhere with you. I mean, I'll probably say yes at this point. He goes, let's go to the gym together. Oh, God. Really? The gym? Take her to dinner. I love a fucking loser. Come on, eyebrows. I love a romantic. So he's like, okay. She's like, okay. And so now people are getting in the pool and there's some people playing chicken on top of like, like the girl, Audrey and Angelina are playing chicken on top of Chris and Jason. in and audrey's like i have like a hot guy's face in between my thighs like who doesn't want that like living every girl's dream save a horse ride a cowboy you know what i mean because remember oreo and all that right suck it mary faith where's your pool party so now it's venus's turn he's like i'm talking to kim kim can i talk to you okay well i want to start with saying that maybe my approach was a little harsh and that that text was like a cry for help and me being like i have to set a boundary because like i absolutely cannot handle what is going on in the last 10 months i can't handle it any longer and when i came to work yesterday i felt backstabbed by you because i was totally told by multiple people that you guys were telling people shit that i've talked about them and she goes not true and then we see one day earlier audrey saying are you talking are you telling everyone that she's that venus is talking shit she's like yeah but i apologize i just coughed into everyone's ears they came out of nowhere i think i was just choking on how ridiculous these people are so venus is like well they told me that and like gabby texted me telling me i'm a low-class bitch for trying to throw y 'all under the bus and i would never tell anyone anything you and marcus have ever said he's like well the fact is when you send me those text messages i literally cried to my mom and i was like he's one of the only person i trust in here And the whole situation has made me so sad.

30:07And I'm not sure what moving forward is even going to look like. Because I'm not going to go get the food I ordered. So excuse me. Excuse me. I don't know what moving forward is going to look like. But it's not going to be on an empty stomach. I'm getting my food. So Kim gets up and she leaves. Venus is like, but I can't promise that it's not on with that bitch. And he points to Gabby. And Gabby is just like, Australia, Australia, Australia. And off to the side. So Venus is like, I don't know what to think right now. I'm going to project all my rage onto Gabby And Natalie's telling him Just take a breath Oh yeah well why is this stupid bitch This bitch this stupid bitch And he goes He starts yelling at her and pointing across the pool Doesn't even have a mic on And he's like should I go confront her right now And she's like no And he goes yeah I'm going to give me my drink And he goes makes like a big stride over there And he's like Michaela you look hot Gabby you look like a stupid bitch

31:05you're hot you're a stupid bitch mikaela mikaela's in gabby you're out so gabby's like that's not cool and this idiot is now gonna have a whole reel of him going up to women screaming in their faces and calling them stupid bitches like he's gonna get physical like what an idiot bad move dummy so then he's so then she's like oh thank you and he goes you're welcome and mikaela's like you're the fucking dick shut the fuck up and venus is like no you're a dumb bitch fuck you and gabby's like you trash and michael's like why and venus is like she sent me some stupid ass text telling me i'm a low-class bitch well you know what you know what proves that you're not a low-class bitch maybe like not going up to someone be like fuck you you stupid bitch skag whore like yeah you're acting you're acting like you're in bad girls club it's embarrassing please stop the gays are asking please stop please your elder gays are begging you please stop this yeah we don't get that much.

32:00You know what I mean? It's Vanderpump rules. We finally got a gay and this is what you're going to do. Stop. Okay? Go back to your manifesting, please. So Michaela's like, yeah, well, you were talking shit about her to Marcus. So Venus is like, oh, of course, Marcus. And he goes, hey, you know not to come up on me like that, brother. And he's like, oh, yeah, why? So now he goes up to Marcus's face and starts waving his finger in his face. And Marcus is like, you don't want to talk to me the wrong way, bro. Okay. I'm just asking why. He's like, Be very careful. And Michaela, I don't even know who Michaela is.

32:33She's like, I said, why are you talking shit about Gabby? And Gabby's like, I haven't talked shit about this motherfucker the whole time. So Natalie's like, oh, my God, please just stop cursing everybody. The biggest frontier, the cursing. And Kim's like, oh, my God, girl, don't act like you're not always fucking crazy. You're the one who's always crashing out. You're a fake ass bitch, Natalie. So you shut up, too. She's like, oh, OK. All right. I mean, you're like psychotic. You're like psycho. She's like, don't you guys ever move on or make any resolution? I mean, come on. Like, obviously not.

33:05Sorry that I'm sisters with your boyfriend.

33:10So Kim walks away. Where will this fractured group ever go from here? We'll have to wait and find out. I don't know. Is it on next week? I don't think it's on next week, actually. I think this is like, I think the break begins for Vanderpump Rules. But either way, it's a fun, stupid fight capping off an episode of lots of stupid little fights. And I'm highly entertained. Yeah, good times. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Bye-bye. Bye. Watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. It's always a party on Alison Block.

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