#3127 RHOP S10E12 Part One: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me

0:00what happens when there's so much that happens Watch what crappens, oh I mean watch what crappens Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello, Benjamin-yous. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. What's going on with you? Um, you know, it's Monday. We're on the verge of a big holiday break. I am really excited. what's going on with you so excited excited um just that just getting ready for christmas man presents and presents and there's so many people austin has so many people now i don't know how we're doing it over here the city is bursting at the freaking seams okay and then they were like guess what we're a progressive city so let's make all of the parking spaces really tiny now so everybody will buy a new car guess what texans are not going to buy a smaller car because you make the they're just going to take two spaces and then they're then what it will it will then what it's a great question yeah all i know is i mean i don't know what's going on with the parking over there in austin because when whenever i visited up on congress street three people back into their slanted parking spots i'm like what is happening in this city i mean i understand austin's weird but that's really weird i love that it's my favorite part because you know i love some douchebag parking the backwards parking so everybody welcome to the show i don't know why I'm talking about parking to open it up.

1:38Just roll with it. It's almost break time. You're going to be getting a lot of random shit today from the both of us. Yeah, you will. A lot. Yeah, because when we're not doing this, you know who I talk to? Like literally nobody. Here in Texas, I talk to my family. They don't want to hear my nonsense. So I don't really get to say stuff like this. So I have to get it all out right now. Every petty little thing I have to say to you, Ben. Yeah, let it all out. Let it all out. Let it flow. Oh, by the way. Oh, wait. Never mind. I know. I thought I had something exciting to say, but I actually don't have something exciting to say.

2:13Really? Yeah. What happened? I don't. Because it's something that's embargoed. It's embargoed. I can't say it. Yeah. Okay. Well, all right, everybody. Well, we'll tell you that secret some other day. But today, it's Real Housewives. Say it after the first. Yeah. Today, it's Real Housewives of Potomitome. And today is also our final Amazon Live of the year. We will be doing Amazon Live tonight. night, Monday at 4 p.m. Pacific time. And you find a link for that over at our Instagram at Lincoln Bio. Okay. And that's it. And then tomorrow, today, we're also going to do some Married to Medicine. And tomorrow we're doing Below Deck.

2:49And then we're out of here. And also, we did a two-parter for the traders over on Patreon. When we come back for the new year, there's going to be a lot on Patreon because that's where traders is going to go. The recaps for traders will be on patreon next season we're so excited to cover that but when we come back oh my gosh everything's back on plus a two-hour premiere of the valley persian style just crazy yeah it's gonna be a lot on our plates which is very appropriate for the valley persian style and i just am you know we're gonna somehow get through that week but it's gonna be a lot and we're gonna have to figure we're gonna we'll figure it out we're gonna we're gonna see we're We're going to see how this all goes.

3:30Yeah, so it'll be a lot of laughter, a lot of joy. Okay, everybody? So here we are, Real Housewives of Potomac, Season 10, Episode 12, Potomac Ponies and Problems.

3:43So we are still at Wendy and Giselle's July 4th party at the rec center with all the kids. And where we left off, Angel was revealing that she needs to be out of her house. And Giselle was like, you know, oh, did you get evicted, basically. so guess who is feeling sullen about that angel so now she's moping around and uh wendy wendy was the one actually who said like look i'm not gonna dance around it if people say you were evicted you know because wendy's gonna take the shot because angel's being super annoying about this whole catfish thing and now she's blaming wendy for it so wendy of course and be like i will articulate it on camera and have this stick with you yeah and so then angel gives a very confusing answer.

4:23She's like, well, I was confused because I was sure that I let them know the exact date we were leaving. So that's why I'm annoyed because if I had known it was July 1st, I would have put myself and my family in a position where we're not having to hurry up and figure out another situation. I was not evicted homegirl. I was like, you just, you evicted my wakefulness. yes my wakefulness just left my body talk less talk in shorter sentences so uh jazzy and uh giselle are talking and giselle's like what happened ah and jazzy's like well they were talking about how she's uh you know and when he goes her eviction her eviction she's like yeah and giselle's like well that sounds very strange ah and stacy's like well what exactly is the definition of eviction maybe we should look that up and so then it comes to Ashley, who starts reading the definition.

5:18Siri says expulsion, ejection, ousting, throwing out, displacement, clearance. That's exactly what happened. Mm-hmm. Meanwhile, my phone just lit up because I said the S word. Sorry, phone. Sorry, I wasn't actually calling upon you. So did everybody's phone who listened to this. She's very sensitive, that lady. You barely whisper her name. Nosey's more like it. Nosey. Nosey. cocktail party effect you know the cocktail party effect no what is that um it's a real life psychological effect interesting if i'm drunk at a party yes no it's that like like you may have difficulty hearing the person right in front of you but at a cocktail party you can still somehow hear your name from like across the room throughout through all the noise it's called the cocktail party effect oh yeah um that's that's a true thing that happens i wondered if that happened the other night at dinner because there was this humongous guy i was in the bathroom and there was you know i just like sensed this huge presence well i guess not sensed i literally felt because he was gigantic and he was peeing next to me and i mean i'm telling you like seven feet tall he was huge and like huge and muscular and he you know then we were washing our hands next to each other which i was so proud of him for washing his hands because not every guy does and he kind of grunted even while he like washed his hands he was like he was that big he just like makes like kind of sounds just as he moves so then my dad he was sitting kind of close to us he was like two tables away from us by the way dating a really tiny girl i felt bad for her because i was like he's gonna break you but anyway we were um sitting near them but not right next to them and my dad said wow that guy is humongous over there did you see him i said yeah i peed next to him and he grunts when he washes his hands like this I was like, that guy's a unit.

7:11He's huge. I was uncomfortable. I felt like Danny DeVito standing next to that guy. And we were kind of laughing, not really making fun of the guy. Just, you know, you don't see that every day. And then I left and he kind of looked at me and I don't know, I wouldn't say hurt because he's so big. I can't tell if big people are hurt. But he looked at me kind of like, I thought, was that the cocktail party effect? But I didn't even know what it was at that time. But I was like, maybe he said, maybe his eardrums are bigger too. and he just heard what I said about him. If you're out there listening to this, I'm sorry.

7:43Well, maybe he was doing what I call the coffee shop effect. So the cocktail party effect is when you hear your name across the room. It doesn't matter how loud the room is. Somehow you hear it. But what if his name is Unit? Maybe his name is Unit. Then he heard his name. Well, I was going to say the coffee house effect is when you're in a coffee house and you're just having a moment of tranquility and you're just trying to drink your coffee or maybe you're trying to do some work and there's someone all the way across the room and all you hear is oh my god so this is like amazing and so like i went to like the i went to like macy's and they were sold out of everything so then i went to zara they have some amazing deals going on at zara and like you cannot tone out this buzzard who's talking about whatever happened in her life the night before i'm like it's like it doesn't matter how many people are in there it doesn't matter how loud it gets or how much what headphones you put on it's like that voice is of that certain timber that it just sort of like pierces through any other noise that's happening it's like yeah and I'm just like I just I'm like over it at this point like I don't want to hear from him anymore I'm like I just want to read my book yeah yeah okay so Kierna kind of stands up for Angel well at least to us to everybody else she doesn't she just stays quiet because they're all popular girls and she doesn't want to make them mad but to us she's like yay they should they should leave my girlfriend alone but she doesn't stand up for her in the moment and ashley's like well but then there's been some other talk that you move purposely into this area to be in the group and angel's like oh well that's not true at all and she said oh really i would move here to be with ashley and giselle and wendy are you kidding me i would do that on purpose to myself well i mean yes because she means the tv show but right i just i do always love like when established reality stars act like they got onto their shows because they were selected from an elite group of actresses like they like like they were partaking in the hollywood reporter actress on actress roundtable and then they were chosen to be in this elite it's like no you applied also you auditioned also you wanted to be on this show and you've been thirsty and doing thirsty things for nearly 10 years to stay on the show And then someone says, hey, here's an opportunity for me.

9:57If I move to Potomac, I could actually be on this show. I just don't think that's like a – I just don't think that's like a thing you can prosecute someone on. I agree with you. I mean they're acting like they were there like being shot for the Nature Channel. It's like a nature documentary until they needed cast members and everyone else had to audition. Like, no, you auditioned too. And actually you guys are thirstier because you guys didn't even audition for The Real Housewives of Potomac. Like you auditioned for like ladies with manners or whatever the fuck the show was called back in the day.

10:26So this was like some job out of like the backstage newspaper, you know, in the back that you all went to. You like went to an open call. At least she got an audition for like a nationally televised, very popular show. Why am I sticking up for Angel? You know why? Because Ashley's such an asshole. Because Ashley's such an asshole. That's why. This is the one time. Because also you're acting like, oh my God, she moved in here to be on the TV show. Wendy lives an hour away from all of you guys. You guys always complain that she lives maybe an hour and a half away. We have other shows. Meredith Marks doesn't even live in Salt Lake City.

11:00She rents when she's on the show, and then all of a sudden she's back in New York City, right? Isn't that what people say? You have Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where you have seasons where Erica's in Pasadena and someone else is in Malibu. It's a 90-minute drive between the two of them. The geographical aspect is pretty tenuous. You have Heather Dubrow literally living in the neighborhood of one TV show, but appearing in another TV show. She's living in Beverly Hills, but she's shooting for Orange County. So it all doesn't make any sense. And I agree with you. I think I'm only feisty about this because it's Ashley who's bringing this up.

11:35Ashley, the queen of fakeness. Ashley just fake broke up with Beavis so she could go on Love Hotel and pretend she was single. But she wasn't. And everybody knows it. I mean, Ashley's the biggest faker ever. So whatever, Ashley. Yeah. Ashley. Yeah. Be quiet. Angel is the best thing to happen to. Okay. Angel is the top tier housewife. She's an icon. She is kind of an icon. You know where Angel is entertaining? Angel is very entertaining off the show where she's just doing interviews and she's just like, I'm pissed and everybody's going to know it. And here's exactly how I feel about these girls and I'm going to let them have it at the reunion.

12:15I'm like, okay. Yeah, we'll see. Because, you know, she's not going to. Like, let me at him. Let me at him. And she goes, Sarah, well, I said that I didn't appreciate that. She's going to do. And she has prepared statements. Have you seen it? Like she's reading her statements. She's like, here's what I have to say about Ashley. I am very upset that what has transpired in the 12th hour. I'm like, why are you reading a statement on a podcast? well I'm telling you right now what's going to happen is that Angel's going to sit up there and she's going to be very quiet at the reunion and she's going to say I don't want to I don't want to I'm not going to engage with someone who's like this and I don't this is not the space where I feel comfortable sharing who I am and I'm very vulnerable I have lots of walls and this is not a place where I feel safe bringing down my wall so I'm not going to speak on it she's going to do all that stuff and then she'll be like see I really showed them and she thinks that like her withering silence actually affects people but it doesn't it just makes her look like she's being silent But that being said, I really have come to enjoy her Eeyore-ness.

13:16Like, it's so funny to me, like, how she is able to turn any situation into your situation. And, like, that normally makes really bad TV. But I'm just amused by how predictable it is and how reliable it is and just how much of, like, a failure it is. Like, it cracks me up. Like even in this episode, in like a few minutes, we're going to see her. She can't even have fun doing like stupid field game, field day races and stuff because she's, you know, she's like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to smile while I do my three-legged race. It's like, come on, Angel. This is your protest. Yeah. So she's like, well, I didn't, I didn't come here just to hang out with you.

14:03And I moved here to be with Ashley and Giselle and Wendy. Yeah, I said that part. She's like, there was no eviction and it's not like that. And so they kind of give it up. And Ashley's like, I'm glad you guys are okay. Really? Because you guys are insinuating her husband has temper issues and all this other shit too today. Like you're adding that layer on. Yeah. Like, oh, someone's husband is angry. Oh, she sure got to deal with an angry husband. So you guys are adding that layer onto it too, which that's not really a shocker, especially from Giselle. Giselle's like the biggest, like, go against the husbander on the show.

14:38yeah and they won which they'll excuse for anything cheating lying etc right well they they it's so funny because they did try to set it up like wow he's really angry and i think if he were like angry or if he were surly i think production would have leaned into that if they could have but like then we just see footage of him just like smiling walking around the party having a nice time doing like squats with this kid on his back like just happy happy bobby like Like, it's like he, this guy was not angry. He just was like, you know, he clearly had like just finished packing this house and he's stressed out.

15:12And he's like, look, we'll get there when we get there and we'll see you there. And they're like, wow, how angry. I'm like, he's perfectly docile. Yeah. So now let's go over to the guys talking. And Eddie is saying that they have their 15 year anniversary coming up. Oh, that's great. I hope you guys can print out a line on T-shirts that was inconsequential to harp on. Like, I know. I hope you do. I know, and make your entire family wear it every single scene, and then even quote it when your mom calls. It is a fitting shirt, though, because they can use that outside the jailhouse. You know, all the fans can wear it.

15:46Bring Eddie out. Bring Eddie out. Yeah. I really need to know who are the people that bought that shirt, because they thought that was amusing. Like, who are those people? Because I need to ask questions. Something I'm going to wear that's going to be instantly recognizable wherever I go. yeah uh so they're talking about how they've been married 15 years wendy wants a new ring which of course she does you know she doesn't want a new ring camera that could catch a burglar that could be coming to that house she wants an actual ring on her finger so um and greg's like yeah well you know i can tell you're happy eddie by your smiling really greg is that how you can tell yeah Greg he's very observant that Greg he never looked more terrified because when Eddie is like yeah she wants a new ring and Greg's like oh shit in his mind he's like wait so like after I give that first ring there's still more rings I have to get down the line like it doesn't end like I still have to get more rings does a picture frame fit on her finger can we do that yeah the only ring Greg really wants is inside of Kiana now so um sharice is approaching so sharice is approaching stacy um and timo and sharice gets introduced okay so the ghoul sharice what was this nice to meet you Tha Tha Tha Tha comes over Hi and this And this must be the beautiful daughter She was like a villain In a fairy tale And this is the beautiful daughter Stay away from her I don't remember her name but we call her Stem Cells for short Tha Tha Stacey's like so here comes Charisse Hovering over on a hoverboard slithering over in lingerie this is a family event why are you talking to me be gone so it was kind of funny they showed up to a family potluck wearing a see-through bustier top I know that was like she's never done that before too it was just so strange it did not make any sense oh god bless Tha Tha I don't know I'm always amused when Shasha shows up just because i feel like the concept of her is funny i've always said she sort of looks like a melted candle and she just shows up like hello you know or like someone just like like like a cake just fell on her head she just has that look like sort of deflated but she just is always there in a way that is i don't know it just amuses me because she's always up to sort of no good but like i don't know i can't describe it like my heart gets warmed whenever charise shows up even though she sucks so much.

18:41Sharice is just that girl who got fired from Chili's but keeps showing up at all the Chili's parties and just tries to start mess. Like, surely I'll be back at Chili's soon, you know? Yeah. You're not going to be back at Chili's. She gets into it every season. She somehow gets it. She had her moment this season already. Some seasons are more than others, but like she's just so clunky. She's so clunky with how she gets involved too. I just find that to be so funny. I have a real soft spot for people who are really bad at being a housewife sometimes. Like, you know, when they're like, when they're mediocre bad, like a Gina and Emily, especially like a Gina, I'm like, get out of here.

19:19But when you're so bad that like you can't help but laugh, like I actually enjoy that. Yeah. And Charisse definitely does that. So she's like, hi, have you tried the awesome blossom? May I tempt anybody? buddy and so um she she tells uh arabella who's arabella who's eating some cotton candy she's like are you happy now babe that you got that and she just looks at her like what the hell who's this creepy lady stranger danger so stacy's like i'm so glad we're finally meeting i've been expressing to timo quite often how much i appreciate you you know actually i'm gonna walk him out. I'm going to be walking out.

20:00Okay? We're going to walk Timo out now. Bye. Yeah. She basically introduces Timo to Wendy and Eddie's. That way she can say that she's introduced him. And then he's like, I have to go now. And so she walks him out. I'm like, are you going to say goodbye to your daughter? He just walks out. Like, you know that your spawn is over there. You see Arabella look after him like, what? He just walks out. Like, you have a child here. You should at least say goodbye to your child, Timo. I will see you for over pizza later. now is the time that parents leave

20:32so Wendy sees and uh she's like oh he's heading out and she's like yeah so Eddie's like we didn't get to chit chat he does not want to chit chat with you guys you could you guys tried to ruin his marriage last year I don't know what what's so confusing about Timo not wanting to like hang out with you guys but yeah I don't really blame him he's he's definitely not into this whatsoever so he leaves he was there for 32 minutes it says so Wendy immediately goes to Giselle so Timo just left well I think he's nervous around the group no no no why are we catering to this well at least someone's catering to this party exactly you don't get to use that when you've got a potluck going on I know why aren't you catering this she's like why are we handling it with candy gloves did you not remember any of the seasons with you and Michael and like how he was ducking and dodging all the charges against him.

21:29I think there were a lot of kid gloves that season with you. Yeah, no kidding. Wish Michael was wearing some kid gloves when he was assaulting cameraman, Ashley, which you stood up for him for and stuck up for him for nonstop. So now they're all pissed off that he's gone. They're all offended, I should say. And so Giselle's like, well, at first I thought he was part of the rec center staff because I did not know who this gentleman was. And now he's gone. So I guess he doesn't know how to have fun. Is this fun? That's the thing. It's like, was this worth his time? Is it really worth his time? It's time for a commercial.

22:05It's time for a Crapins commercial.

22:11Now it's time for games. So they all meet up on, like, the field. And by the field, I mean the inside area with the AstroTurf. And they're going to do things like three-legged races and stuff. And so they're sort of happy. They run. Giselle falls over. Giselle and Charisse fall over. Well, Charisse falls over, causing Giselle to fall over, which is funny. It's also funny to think that Charisse is doing a three-legged race, again, in her translucent bustier. And Giselle's like, Charisse, I'm on the ground because of you, ma 'am. You couldn't get your left foot and your right foot together. Well, I mean, if that's a metaphor, that's not a metaphor.

22:49I don't know what is. charise stumbling at the three-man race because she couldn't get her feet together yeah and you know um three-legged race i said three-man race three-legged it's a three hoverboard race three-wheel race so uh they also all refused to do the giddy up properly but i didn't yeah that really annoyed me it just ran holding the inflatable like pony stick instead of like there and then when stacy did it they were like shocked they're like what's stacy doing because she actually like did the bouncing and does something with her hand to make it look like she was on a horse and they're like what is happening this is crazy this pantomime she's doing yeah they were mad they were mad because it was taking her you know she was going more slowly but hello she's doing the giddy up you guys were cheating do you understand okay so then um uh we see that jackson sharice's son comes and in case anyone's forgotten he's a model and you can tell because of his model hat because it's like a cowboy thing and so everybody's wearing cowboy hats but he's wearing like the model version which is kind of flat on top and really wide brimmed it's stupid it's a stupid hat it's a stupid hat um he's fine i'm just gonna put it right now he is fine i have to take down his hat because that's the last i was like i was like i thought that actually looked really good honestly i mean we've known that like we've seen him grow up sort of and we knew he got into modeling but this is the first time i was like wow i've got to say potomac is like knocking it out of the park this season with the men between this guy bobby kieran's brother um i mean you know there's you know there's there's balances you know because then you have like greg and you know but like i think there was like one other guy where i was like wow very impressive is it timo just kidding um but uh like potomac doing great work but yeah I was like, whoa, Jackson.

24:42Whoa. So Charisse is like, hey, athlete, look who's here. It's my son Jackson. And you're like, why is she saying, why is she doing that? And then we have this flashback. It's Ashley, Giselle, and Charisse are sitting there at a restaurant. And Giselle is like, how are the kids? And Ashley just starts to giggle. And Charisse is like, what's going on? What are you laughing at? Did I say a pun? Was that a pun? is that a pun well remember the night after the crab boil yes ashley who could forget the night after the crab boil what a night filled with glitterati and we see the flashback to 2023 and ashley and jackson are walking up to the door and she's like okay are you dropping me off well thank you and he says you're welcome and then he leaves and i guess the cameras leave and then um she tells a story to charise that she jackson drove her home because she was drunk and she's like uh-oh a little tipsy here we go spit it out spit it out ashley she's like okay well we had a little smooch and just i was like whoa i might be sweating god she goes yeah i'm perspiring can you all turn the ac on so we go into the uh jackson came in to use the bathroom and then as he was holding he was holding his hand out with my key and i went to take my key and then he grabbed my hand and then he pulled me to him yeah i saw a different side of him that night this is wild i mean it's not crazy like in in the human world she in the human sense i mean they're 10 years apart it's not a crazy age gap that's your friend's son like that's crazy and like i i cannot believe it and sharice is like so happy i think she's like oh great i have relevance i have a fight i can have with athlete i can be on the show again she's like totally fine she's like well yeah well my son is hot those are my deans enjoy enjoy having sex with me my faith enjoy that yeah um yeah it's super weird you know and it's especially creepy for ashley because ashley is the one who's like oh my god well um stacy was trying to talk to chris who was married to Monique one time.

27:01It's like, oh, really? But you don't draw the line at fucking somebody's son? Are you kidding? Come on. And she did fuck the son. Like, let's be honest. Because she's like, well, you know, then what if it was a little bit more than that? Like, if it didn't end at the kiss, you'd be okay with it? So you fucked her son is what you're saying. And Charisse is like, well, I gotta digest this one. I gotta digest this one. No, like, they definitely had sex. And she's just saying smooch just to test the waters a little bit. But I, like, no. So listen, that whole that whole setup. I don't know. Yeah. Like it's like you don't say I saw a different side of someone off of just a kiss.

27:39Yeah, you say it off a cornhole. Now, she did it. You know, look, I'm not like the moral outrage police about it because. He's hot and he's a model and he's of age. And so, like, if a model wants to fuck, you're going to fuck the model. Like, come on. Yeah. But it's just that Ashley's such a hypocrite. And it is. I'm sorry. it is it is creepy i don't know that i don't know if i could fuck one of my friend's kids that's what i can't yeah yeah yeah i can't imagine that um so then um also people that young really are so how old do you think he is he's 27 okay he's 27 yeah yeah he's not that young um that's what i'm saying like in a different context it's like there's it's not crazy but in the context of like you know Sharice I mean admittedly Sharice is older than Ashley there's always been that age gap thing but it's weird I mean I think what's so funny with Ashley is that she is a real housewife she's been a real housewife since she was she's 37 she must have been when she was 27 28 and the funny thing is that she is younger as a real housewife she's a real housewife but she's younger than a lot of the people who were on the quote-unquote youth shows on Bravo like Vanderpump Rules and Summer House she's younger than Kyle she's younger than Sheena she's like she so that's why when she and Luke were together it was like weird because it was like a real housewife with someone from Summer House but it was totally like it actually makes total sense but I think that like when there are real housewives involved just the name real housewife we just assume there's like a certain sort of like age gap or like maturity not maturity but like we just think that they're older than they are sometimes and so it's like oh my god she had sex with someone who's 27 it's like yeah but she's she's 37 like like ashley could be on the banner bump rules reboot she's two years older than marcus like that's that's crazy it's just that she's a fucking hypocrite i think so then uh she's like well we just needed comfort in each other in the moment oh was the crowd boil hard on you i know what was what was happening that was so difficult two years ago and giselle just goes oh okay then okay i'm it's not up to you to forgive this i like that giselle's like okay well actually that's fine then it's like no that's not up to you and so um Ashley's like well I didn't know I was gonna ever tell you this but I guess I have to um so she's like yeah he's hot and then we see them talking and I was cracking up because she's like so what have you been up to and he's like modeling you know like in places like I go to places and then like I'm modeling them it's like wow yep he's got the exact sort of personality to expect in that profession from a flat from a flat-hatted model uh yeah so jazelle's like it's game time okay so now we're gonna do some tug of war crap um they choose teams which of course stacy is last i mean stacy was last even an angel even with angel there yeah yeah they really don't like stacy so they do tug of war it's like they pull back and forth someone wins and stacy's like just like they're acting like they're going to get a new wig or something like what are we really fighting for what's the prize and then and then she is saying oh oh well look like uh she was scared of my girls and then she didn't want me to hold her and i was like they've ruined it for me her outfit is so cute i don't know what she talked about did she is she talking about stacy i don't know it was just fun and games so then angel is um upset about them confronting her and she's like you know i really feel some type of way about somebody you know i mean you know what i'm going through is something like it's unexpected and i don't i don't need to move out anywhere for anybody i don't get it and she's like angel i know i know you have a lot to talk about that but it's game time ma and she's like so she's gonna ask me if i'm evicted now i'm supposed to hop down the turf and be buddy buddy with you and yeehaw well i don't know how this colorado trip is gonna go oh god well don't make us all to go to colorado just for you to hate us all well also like you yes giselle giselle is definitely like a bitch but like yeah you do you do act like happy and nice because your kids are there and it's like a kid event and so you just put on an like a warm like a smile and you participate in these stupid games so that way your kids have fun and it's not strange and awkward for them yeah so um they giddy up this is where they fail the giddy up thing and then um they're getting food after and stacy is next to cameron uh who's wendy's daughter and she's like oh if you're gonna try the potato salad you need a special plate here's one and it's an american flag and cameron goes a donald trump plate she's like um well it's it's the american flag and she's like it's the same thing this is like um it just cuts away because you know wendy's like no not in this house not in this house so giselle that's so sad what's happened to the america like you can't even have the american flag anymore without people being like oh really oh really i know i know you can't even can't even have a host of a potomac reunion anymore without it turning against you huh so then uh Giselle is like she's like so uh Kierna and what's your face Greg how's it going you guys gonna move in nah and she's like not yet she goes well so this makes it official like it's official he's like yeah because Greg is really he's laying it on thick the new Greg persona he's like smiling and chuckling he's like ha ha ha ha I'm just having so much fun here on camera at this event Greg it's me fun Greg everybody look at me I'm smiling like Eddie does that mean I'm happy it does it does so Giselle's like well okay woman power 101 in the words of old aunties girl you done lost your power that man is never gonna give you a ring because he know he doesn't he knows he doesn't have to and he's like well how do I get caught up in this mix and Stacey so then we go back to Stacey Giselle be quiet about the rings by the way there's more to life than getting a ring from some man i'm so sick of hearing about the ring yeah so uh stacy meanwhile is she's been really pushing her potato salad uh i guess people were giving her shit for it earlier uh last episode she was getting shit for from it for it so now she's like trying to pressure eddie into eating it and eddie clearly does not want to eat it so he tries he's like oh yeah it's good it's good she's like we'll have some more of it have some more and even wendy's doing it like have some more eddies like they're both enjoying making him squirm and uh he doesn't like the potato salad clearly so now we see jackson and ashley they they catch up again and ashley's like so have you been traveling and he's like a little bit modeling new york miami doing that a little bit how about you well um i've been making out with an old guy down in mexico his name is ralph and he grunts when we make out so yeah like that's pretty cool that's what i've been up to oh hi hi charise we're just catching up check oh really yeah you know and i did share with your mom they two were very sweet that night and drove me home and then we had a little smooch up the bucket night and she and when he's like um i'm sorry what happened wait what happened what yeah just like a little smooch like a little good night smooch that's all it was when he's like wait wait uh hold on wait what what charise is like is that through dachshund that's who he just shrugs but that's her friend's son Wendy's I like when Wendy's voice gets cracky she's like wait but that's her friend's son it's like it was just a little kiss see this is the thing with Ashley no one needed to even know about this so it's not only that she fucked her friend it's that she like her friend's son it's that she fucked her friend's son and is now going to like make it a whole thing on national TV it's just very Ashley yeah um so i like that wendy is like she's she's the only one who actually seems to be like shocked shocked like deservedly or like like she's having what i feel like is the appropriate reaction which is like wait what the fuck like you made out with your friend's son is anyone else like gonna be halted by this and ashley like yeah it's just like a little kiss that's okay Is this a little kiss?

36:19It's like, um, no. And Wendy's like, none of you guys better kiss any of my kids. Okay. I'll just say that right now. I would take that to the grave. She's like, well, I don't know. If my friend looks like Ashley, I'd get it. Boy, I mean, she's, I'm not bad at it. I don't know. She's cute. So then Kieran is like, wow, nobody's safe around Ashley. Hide your coochie. Hide your young sons. Hide your old sons. Hide your daddies. I was like, you better hide your brother. You better watch out. You better hide your brother from the entire world, honestly. I know. Let's be honest. We'll all jump on that if we have the chance.

36:54Yeah, let's. I think that that was really funny. It's like Ashley just casts a really wide mat. It's like. Just non-traditional casting. They can be 18. They can be 70. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think she likes to dabble in like the young hot guys. But then she settles in with like the old trolls. That's like her vibe ultimately. yeah she likes to date young guys and then she likes to marry the money bags you know she's like if you she's like like the marry fuck kill is like very obvious with her fuck the hot guy and then like the marry is if you look like you could be a cgi sidekick in some sort of fantasy quest she will marry you and she'll also probably kill you um so then um monday's like well thanks for showing.

37:47Fun way to end family day. Okay. And somebody please take Stacy's potato salad, please. So now we go to Tia and her family at the house. And it's a family meeting. And Tia's like, okay, everyone. We have to follow up on the chore chart that we talked about. Does everyone already talk about this? So what are some of the things that you should be your chores? I'll start with, oh, Rob, Rob, would you like to help out here? My passive husband, Rob? And he's like, well, why don't we just open this up for discussion. Who would like to volunteer something? Lexi, you want to volunteer? No. Who parents like that?

38:23You want to volunteer to do a chore? That's not what chores are. Chores are pain. Okay? Come out with a list, make it hurt, and hand it out. And that's it. And if your kid is falling asleep on the table, might I suggest a fly swatter? Or one of the tennis racket fly swatters that'll shock him. Yes. Yeah, and I hope that this family paid attention while they're watching this at home to the end scene. To see how it's really been. Yeah, exactly. Truly. Wait, didn't we just see something last week where we were like, yes. We were so proud of a parent. What happened? I don't remember. Did anything happen?

39:00Did we watch TV last week? I know. Oh, no, it was Simone. It was Simone yelling at her kids. Oh, and then Simone totally blew that because guess what? She followed that scene up with. She went and bought her kid Alexis and then took both of her sons and their girlfriends to Jamaica. really yes so now i have to sit there and watch simone act like she's being all big and strong with her kids when she totally bought him a tesla a tesla in these times no simone stay strong we rescind all of our amazing parent yelling at energy that we gave you last week recent so tia is uh telling us like the producer says that you have chores growing up but he's like well we had people for that but kids are disrespectful they will eat something and they just throw the wrapper on the floor like who is the maid is it me it's definitely not me like wait your kids are just throwing wrappers on the floor what the hell i was so mad for her i was so mad for her and the dad is over there like well let's have a talk about what we like to do in the house pick up your fucking wrappers or you're moving out how about that to start yeah that's crazy so then so then she goes okay i've got a question okay first sort of business who keeps on kissing the mrs like what what is happening in this household and then she like really yeah when i was a kid because i was like um i was really big into manifesting you know i read those books when i was very young which i mean that's why it turned out how i did totally worked but um and i thought i was like really big into like be the who you want to pretend like fake it till you make it kind of thing so i'd be like god you're so attractive then i would kiss myself wow like 12 my mom caught me kissing myself in the mirror once and said what the fuck are you doing and i was like i'm just trying to tell myself i'm attractive she's like that's not how to do it get out of the bathroom slowly back out of the bathroom oh my god embarrassing but i mean i was cute i was into it it was the best date i ever had at 12 hilarious well it's happening again the second the second coming of ronnie caram is happening in this household because um it's the boy who did it it's the boy nathaniel yeah and so she's like nathaniel why are you the first one to say something and so he's like i literally did that in the past so like he's saying like he it's like it's over like he doesn't do it anymore and she's like that's somebody still doing it he's like but like what if it's you she's like why would it be me because you're always wearing lipstick she's like um okay so wait it's it's kissing the mirror with lipstick on that makes it weird i'm not i'm not sure i think that um although i do love that nathaniel is yeah but i love that nathaniel he's so exasperated in every scene that he shows up in he's like but why he's like always whining he's just like put upon by his older sisters he's the one who wanted to be adopted like run away and be adopted and he's always just exhausted he's always like oh he's so dramatic i don't want it like i was like it's such a great it's a refreshing a refreshing thing because normally like children of the real house wives are like rolling their eyes or catatonic and to have like this kid being such a drama queen is like so wonderful.

42:32I love this for him. Yeah. And he's like, but what about all the things I did today already, mother? She's like, okay, well, what did you do today? And he's like, well, I put the Doritos away. So, that's something. She's like, you ate your Doritos and then you walked away and you left them on the table. So, Amir is coming over here and I was thinking about taking care of the old house. How was leaving Doritos on the table and putting them away? I put him into my stomach I like that his like big piece of evidence his like the smoking gun of how responsible he is is that I put the Doritos away today which to be fair is more than some of the the husbands do on these shows but and then I love that he didn't even put the Doritos away he's like he took like if you're gonna lie I just say well mother I did all the dishes and mopped the floor and like no that's a lie but don't lie over something that's low stakes that like you really could have done so easily but the absolute perfection of this kid being like like this was his day ate some doritos threw the bag down and then went and made it with himself in a mirror i mean what a life yeah that's probably what the lipstick was it's probably just like orange dorito yeah exactly i found orange that the there was orange powder on the meow uh so she's like all So they're talking about how they're going to go see this old house, going to see the old house or something.

44:02And so she explains that Amira is her half-sister, and she also has a half-brother, and she didn't find out about them until her early teens. And at the time, her mom didn't sign up to be a sister-wife, so she was like, team mom, you know, this is bullshit. And it wasn't until her dad passed away that they had to talk to the kids to plan the funeral and all of that stuff. and so she finally got to know her personality and so she's like well and she's got some shade in her as well so we must be related so then we come back to the table and Tia's like oh are you falling asleep over there and Ava's like probably the kids are just falling asleep at this table like what time is it it looks like it was like 3 in the afternoon so Tia's like okay well I think we should do a quick assessment of anything you see that could be sorted now Like, for instance, whose plate is that over there?

44:55And so Amaris is like, it's mine because we were having a family meeting thing. So I brought a plate in. And he's like, okay, family meeting is over now. Okay. And congratulations. You made it through a whole family meeting and made nobody do anything. What is going on at this house? Still no chores. They're like, we don't want our kids to look spoiled on TV. So let's have a meeting about doing chores. And then it just fails miserably. So I know. so now we go over to stacy and timo who are working out or more like timo's like walking on a treadmill and stacy's sort of doing things this is where stacy is her most awkward and uncomfortable is when she flirts in a gym and unfortunately we've seen more of this than we'd like to admit yes um so let's see so timo's like are you ready ready for workout and she's like oh well, Bella's at the neighbors.

45:46So we could have some time to ourselves. He's like, yeah, stair climber. We do stair climber. Now is the time that we go on the stairs to nowhere. Oh, sure. I guess we could do that too. He's like, so, uh, one, two, let's get on these machines. Well, that's not what I thought you were going to say. I know. I know you want sexy time, but it's staircase time. Oh, okay. Well, I'm a yogi at heart and I'm not really trying to be like, we know, like, you know, working out, working out you know and then we see uh clips of last year when she was working out with tj and being all sexual about it yeah and she says well we all know that couples who sweat together stay together and clearly we're trying to stay together i hope and pray dear lord if you have to work out together to stay with anybody i'm real there's really no hope for me fuck that yeah i'm doing that for anybody that's really hard that's a really difficult thing to put on your partner so stacy's working out and then she's like like doing squats on a yoga ball and doing all these things and she's trying to be all sexual she's like oh yeah yeah oh this is hot he's like yes this is very hot good exercise good calisthenics so now she's saying that now that he's back home they're picking up where they left off and it feels so right and blah blah blah it's just like a cute little timo scene not much really happens they talk about like oh isn't it great you're back in the house he's like oh it's so good and we're doing it for arabella arabella what we do find that is that timo does not like big butts and he cannot lie she's like i'm just trying to get my butt bigger he's like why would you do that he's like because people say my butt's too small the butt is the butt is already too large make it smaller like whoa timo he's not like a big butt turns out yeah uh so they talk about arabella and then we go to angel's house and there's moving boxes still everywhere and she's like okay um we're moving things to storage before we go to colorado but we'll find the right house but i'm stressed and i'm good we're gonna have this great trip our friends are gonna get to come experience wonderland even after potomac and ponies i'm going into the trip with an open mind because they're gonna get to know me and i'm giving the ladies a taste at the wonderland experience so think luxurious guided mindful hiking experiences could you imagine an unmindful hiking experience you just like walk off a cliff whoops wasn't being mindful half of our party drowned in a ravine i'm sorry this wasn't a mindful experience so we're not on the hook for that why do i think that uh mindful hiking and fly fishing are not gonna really like win over this group i just don't think nobody wants to do that yeah but it's such an angel thing too like hey guys you want to come i'm gonna host a trip and we're gonna do outdoor hiking activities you do not know these people ma 'am hello there this is a two-part recap okay this is the end of part one so thank you so much for listening to this uh just come back a little later for part two watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like alice and king it's always a party on alice and block our way is the amber way it's the foster and the furious it's amanda foster it's always automatic with ashley auto put your hands together for carly clap get on the right foot with chrissy Offit.

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