#3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper

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0:43and they confess their feelings. You start saying things like, that's mad seeing you again, you know. It's brought back a lot of fucking feelings. She's like, no, no feelings. It's like, yeah, for me there is. No feelings. Genuinely, I think I love you, man. You think a lot of me? I think I love you. Say the strawberry thing to me one more time. Do you want a strawberry? Oh, there it is. It's true. It's love. You can't say that you love me And he's like I can No you can't I can No don't say it It's a big thing to drop on day one I feel like I've spent a lot of last year just pretending I'm okay I don't want any trouble I don't want trouble I think in two days and I'm gone and it's done again So please no more trouble Girl I love you We're having a below deck romance Isn't this beautiful I can't go another day without you.

1:41I can't be on these high seas without seeing your beautiful little face. It's just us, Gal.

1:49Give a little bit of a little zhuzh there. We sell the romance. So she's telling us, can't we just be friends? Like, I want to be friends. And then she tells us the story of how they went out of town for six weeks together. Then he ghosted her. and she was saying, can you just let me know that you're okay? And then he was like ghosting her. And then he broke up with her because she had the nerve to say, call me back. So yeah, super romantic story. I don't know, how could you get back to someone who does that to you? Because that's like, first of all, it's disrespectful, but that's also just like base communication.

2:29Like, I don't know if I could trust that that person wouldn't do something like that again. And when things get tough that they just up and disappear and you don't hear from them. And then you're the crazy one for being worried about them. I don't know. That's that to me is like a real big like, like, I don't know. I don't think you can come back from that. I wouldn't. So Josh is asking if Kizzy has heard from V and she's like, no, I hate myself. At this point, I'm sure everyone knows I kissed Joe because on a boat, there's no secrets, especially when you go behind the camera, and then pull them back to get to the front and smile in the camera's face.

3:07But, you know, the walls have ears. And for the next day, I just want to pretend that V doesn't exist so that I can get through without feeling like shit. I'm such a good person. Look at me feeling bad the next day. No, you were leading up to that the whole day. And I'm not going to listen to you and Joe's like, oh, we were just drunk and we got out. No, we saw you two leading up to this for like the whole week before. So stop. There were sober decisions the entire time. There were sober subterfuges. is like this is this is not a oh we got drunk and it just happened and like also kizzy pretending like she's actually feeling bad about this but she has not shown any visible sign of remorse is hilarious like you just because you say it does not make it true we're watching you ma 'am so everyone's doing their jobs um and asia brings carlin a snack and so now they're starting to plant the seeds of who might be the pooper because Asia brings some dates and Carlin's like, oh, these are really good for digestion.

4:04Yeah, I was going to say they're good for pooping. It's a poops out mystery. It's also poops out. Also, it was very weird because at the same time this was airing, we were on Amazon live and you were talking about a cookbook that's all about dates and then we were talking about how it's good for pooping there i mean how many times do you need to be reminded to take your dates from this podcast but here you go seriously oh my hot date book is right over there that's it's it's reminding me right now to take a poop um so so yeah max is dancing around joe's laughing they're all having fun and then asia is talking to kissy and kathy about the 80s party and asia's like well tonight we've got an 80s party and my experience of the 80s was not being alive yet.

4:58Okay, Aisha, that wasn't nice. I'm very young. So then people are getting ready, and then someone says, like, Joaquin, did you just fart? He's like, no, I didn't fart at all. So, like, another suspect in our midst. And then this guy Daniel's like, it's that guy's dick coming out of his ass from last night. And Joaquin's like, don't be a bitch! but also does set up the, the, a little bit of the, uh, the suspect situation of it. I don't know what I'm saying. I can't use words. So people are doing the tables and, um, Kathy is just so happy because she's got so much cuteness in her life right now with Max and everything.

5:41And Max is in his cabin talking to himself saying, Oh, my little Carrie, she is also my tiny little lover. Tiny lover. Oh,

5:54Josh is talking about how all these diets are very stressful, but luckily because they've requested an Asian dinner, it's actually a lot easier because you can sort of navigate through all these things more easily. So he's, he's fine. It's like, they're not going to do the whole like, well, everyone wants something else. Storyline today. This is tonight's an episode about things coming out, not things coming in to your mouth. So, uh, then, um, when then down now, another, another foreshadowing. One lady is like, whoa, this bathroom smells. So does this mean that the poop has happened or has it not happened?

6:28Either way, the lingering specter of a bad poop situation is hanging over this boat. Yeah, someone immediately went in and pooped down the drain? I don't think so. They had more scenes in that hallway, though, like after this. There was more like cutaways this hallway. And if someone had pooped in that shower already, then I think that there would have been a lot more commentary about it. so someone's poop is just bad today we've just got someone with very someone just has bad poop yeah too many dates and now there's also really by the way and plus coming up we're gonna have a really damning moment i think with one of the guests uh for what they tell the the staff okay um now gail and joe are on the deck and um he's like oh we're going out tomorrow i wish we were going out tomorrow hey i mean it's looking all right and she's like say what city are with you and V then?

7:17He's like, oh, I don't know. It's just like a little boatman. She's well out of me comfort zone. Like she's not here. She's ill, which is very uncomfortable. Am I ready to take care of a sick person yet? Monster. I guess this is what happens. And he's like, oh, do you know what? You know what it is, girl? She's really giving me, V's really giving me relationship vibes. Like, I'm just not ready. I'm like, this was like your whole thing. Your whole thing is that she's changed you your whole thing is that like she don't want to hurt her you saw what path this was going down in fact i don't know if he has given relationship vibes i think she's actually just reacted to the vibes you've given her whole thing was i just want to have fun because then he was because remember he was the one saying things like but you know this has an expiry date and she's like whatever let's have fun he's like but i've never felt something like this before you've been the one who's been like feeding her line after line of like commitment bullshit and she's now you've sold her a story she's responded to it she's embraced it now she's like okay maybe this is gonna be something more serious and now you're gonna turn it against her like she's the crazy one who came up with all this you were the one who started it yeah and i think you're right that she doesn't even feel the same way like she's not in love with him he's just the kind of person that needs to tell everybody that people are in love with him like he needs that validation so gail's like i'm no hero but fuck me i mean how many people have you got a hit he's like cupid but with a tnt at the end of his arrow that's you so now it's time for the 80s party and um josh is talking about how he's into the 80s but at heart i love the 70s more i really retry try to recreate it with my own music and this is when we see that josh recorded a music video yes um it's fucking disturbing okay it's this clown he's like he's in the clown makeup up doing this sort of like 70s brit rock kind of oasis-y throwback music and it's like sir what are you doing on this boat i just love it like yeah i'm a 1970s wonder child child of the child of the earth that's what i do i just i just don't care about like the societal norms which is why i came onto a yacht to cook for rich people it's like this doesn't make sense cringe the lyrics are love is blinding but i see you this time stop falling apart i'm falling apart because you're showing up at my house dressed like a clown a sad clown yeah that's why i'm falling apart okay don't don't show my house like that and then ask why the police were called it's not because i have emotional regulation problems it's because you're fucking scary sir down in the guest quarters lady guest says what what did you do with my fucking pantyhose, Joaquin.

10:02And he's like, why would I steal your pantyhose, bitch? Why are you super nasty? You know I'm your best friend. I'm like, sir, you are like, you're like 48 years old. Why are you talking like this? So the girls are, you know, they're just getting ready. And Joe and Nathan are wearing their wigs. You know, everybody's getting wacky 80s as they do on this show. And Joe starts whispering in Kizzy's ear. He's like, do you feel bad? Oh, fuck. I hate that you feel bad. Can it make you feel better? Oh, yeah. So then now this is the moment that I thought was damning, which is that this guy tells, I don't know who he tells, maybe Kizzy or maybe it's Kathy.

10:48They're in the guest area in that hallway. And he's like, yeah, by the way, we don't want any service in our room whatsoever. Do not go in our room. Whatever you do, do not go in here. Stay out of the room. And you're like, that's weird. You're on a different room. I know. But OK, here's my theory. My theory is that they were doing drugs together in a room and we're like, don't interrupt us because we're doing drugs. We're doing. Oh, I see. Oh, so they did the coke and they want to leave the coke out. So they said, don't clean our room or something. But then the coke made them poop in the other room.

11:24Well, because honestly, later on, we see which room is Joaquin's room. because when they go to it, we see them walk down the hallway from the view of the camera, the stationary camera, the GoPro on the wall. There's like a staircase in like back, back there. Come down the hallway, you come towards the camera and then you make a left, meaning like a left from like the camera's point of view. And that's where the poop situation is. And that's also where Joaquin's room, I think winds up being. So like they definitely, it definitely happens in Joaquin's bathroom for sure. And so my theory is that they do illegal substances in the other guy's room.

12:04And yeah. And then Joaquin has a moment in his shower. The thing is that Joaquin should be more of a pro with drugs. I mean, Coke will make you poop the first few times, but like if you're, if you do a lot of Coke, you don't poop every time you do Coke. It's not like that. At least from my experience, Coke and dates, Coke and dates, maybe maybe they were snorting dates up their buttholes and that did it i don't know yeah but um so or he was probably getting i just don't want it it's so gross like this whole thing is so gross but maybe he was but her douching or something i mean i don't know oh he could have been douching yeah actually he could have been douching right but that's a lot to come out from the douching why do that in the shower you know like i don't know is that where you do it you do that on the toilet right i would yeah i would think it's all too much it's all too much for me but yeah it was walking so then uh joan yeah everyone knows it's walking yeah so it's basically they're making this big mystery but we know who it is and no one is surprised either by the way i'm sure there's no one in the audience surprised that it's this guy so um now kizzy goes down to the cabin while everybody's being served dinner and she's about to gag and now starts calling kathy to come because she's found poop in the drain and so she's like what kathy's like what's that smell she's like is it just me or is it like actual poo and she goes no he's actually pooed in it i mean there's a piece of poo there look at it and then they fuzz out the poop which i thought was so funny i know and uh they're like oh my god he's had a shit in the shower are you fucking joking me and kathy's like sorry i'm running plates today have fun with this bye yeah i um this was already just i was like oh my god i did love that it was kizzy who had to find it like i felt like that was a nice bit of um it's kizzy karma justice you know yeah he had to do it yeah yeah so kathy's like bye bye bye so then kizzy's like old crew old crew there's poo in the shower so and then everyone's like everyone's hearing it and josh is like we have this like moment where josh is in his clown makeup and he just goes that's stinky and i did actually laugh at that yeah um so we go to uh kitty muttering to herself as she's kitty kizzy muttering to herself while she's dealing with this and uh she's like i can't even deal with this i mean it smells like dog shit even worse it's human shit yes oh god so then uh everyone's coming down to sea now now this is like the thing on the boat and everybody's like oh my god it's so gross everyone's gagging and then it keeps intercutting with the guests who are like cheers yes we're so funny and hilarious on below deck guys glad we all split this you know 40 000 bucks to party together on tv and look amazing like we are and it just keeps cutting to these disgusting guest shit in the shower i know and then nathan's like telling joe having a piss in the shower is questionable but having a shit in the shower bro on a multi-million dollar yacht and you're here for two nights and you take a shit in the shower and josh is like um hello everyone can we just focus on the food but someone's saying something i feel like there's someone in this kitchen but i don't really see anyone like oh there's no one been in this kitchen this entire season like has there been someone cooking the food all this time no i'm pretty sure not i think we just have it delivered in it's like guys i'm actually here can you please serve the food yeah serve the damn food he's like the poo is distracting the girls from taking the food out so they're running more plates and um josh is uh he is explaining all the food and everything but meanwhile this like poop situation is continuing to fester and they're continuing to like try to figure it out so then here's gail's contribution gail is like what's going on what's happening i hear there's the story and nathan's like one of the guests shot in the shower and she goes no no did they waffle stomp it and i was like waffle stomp it so i didn't know what that was he didn't know what that is did not know it was so i looked that up was that a commonly known thing waffle stomp and why is it called waffle stomp so waffle stomp i looked it up it's basically like the drain is in a pattern right the drain has a pattern like a waffle pattern usually this one had like swirly patterns i was looking at it but normally they have like a waffle pattern and so you stomp it down there it's like a waffle stomp so that means that people must poop in the shower enough that there's a term for how to mash something through the grate into the drain right you waffle so like so i guess people do this people are pigs okay i've never had to waffle stomp in my life okay yeah like the fact that like also like why bring waffles into this why do that like that's just not right like waffles humans are notoriously disgusting and that's why when there's someone too hot and like you're feeling insecure because someone's like super hot and you're like oh my god i'm too that person's like too hot i can't even be around them just picture them pooping in the shower and then waffle stomping it because they're humans you know we're all gross at the end of the day we're all gross so um i mean we're not all waffle stompers but you know what i mean so then um yeah so then um everyone's laughing uh because it's kind of funny but it just is the whole episode is just about this poop and running around the best poop and then and he didn't waffle stop it actually it looks like he pooped in the shower removed the cover because we see the drain cover and it's not a waffle it's like like i said it's like the wave patterns it reminds me of the cookie press that you talked about to say this is the cookie press it would be fine if you said cookie press it i'm like okay but don't stop it they cookie press the poop but they didn't cookie press it either because he took the the drain lid off and then shoved it down and then put the drain laid back over it and this was so i mean post-production had a field day with us because basically this is the big twist is that kizzy is like what's going on and so she takes off the the shower drain cover and it's revealed that there is like a mass amount of poop that's been compacted into that into that shower drain and so it's and we now we see a big pixelated blur it's like oh this is the mother lotus here we thought was like a little piece no it turns out take off the shower drain there's a giant accumulation of feces right there and they do a smash cut to josh with a plate of brown goopy eggplant it goes miso braised eggplant and it was like brown and shiny and wet i was like they are so rude it was so rude i was like it reminded me of me myself and irene when like jim carrey poops on someone's lawn and they immediately like smash cut to chocolate frozen yogurt coming out of a spigot.

18:56It's like, oh my God. The fact that they cut to that miso eggplant, the fact that he had, I was like, I was like, please, Josh, please don't serve anything brown that they can do the smash cut to. And of course he did. And they did it. Yeah. And then cut to the poop and then cut to the lady being like, this is delicious. Yeah. They get going back and forth. Oh my God. I was dying. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial So Asha's like, oh my god, they've pushed the entire poo down there You're gonna have to put gloves on and grab it, Kizzy And she's like, who lets a shit fall out of their ass in the shower?

19:40We're in a place where the staff clean for you And why don't I lift up the drain cover, scoop it in there with my feet Pat it down and put the cover back on No one will know and then they kiss to Joaquin at the table like I will say I mean I'm really sorry for you Ronnie I know this is like the episode from hell for you I know you hate discussing this but when I was a production assistant on the seminal NBC sitcom Three Sisters starring Vicky Lewis and Diane Cannon and Catherine Lanasa now of the pit and there was there was an incident where there was rat poop or something, and someone had gathered it with paper towel and tried to flush it down a toilet in the production office, and it clogged up, and there was no plunger.

20:34So I just remember a supervisor said, Ben, you're going to have to pull out the rat poop. And I had to go in and put my hand into a toilet all the way in into the hole and pull out the paper towel with the rat poop in it. It was, I think that remains the most disgusting thing I ever did. Yeah, it was pretty bad. That's why you were never invited to the three sisters Christmas parties. That's why I was not an AJ Langer scrapbook that she made of the entire crew, except for me. I'm like, I made the biggest sacrifice for all of you bitches. All of you. I was elbow deep in a toilet pulling out rat poop, almost getting rabies.

21:13I'm not going to put a scrap. I'm not going to put that guy in the scrapbook. That was a rat poop. Let's just all rip out the rat poop page from the scrapbook. That was such a weird ass show. It was very, everyone there was super nice. Even, even honestly, even the supervisor, she was really nice. Her name was Corey. But like, that was a traumatic experience. Also traumatic was that at that time, I don't know if they still are dating, but like Vicky Lewis was dating Nick Nolte. And he came to the series finale in a, in a bathrobe. He was wearing pajamas in a bathrobe and just was walking around backstage.

21:41his hair was like out to here walking around nick nulty the weirdest this weirdest ass like this minor show on nbc that i feel like i have so many stories from love it that's okay so um asia says she'll do it for her was no make kizzy do it the audience wants kizzy to do this not you so she does it and then um let's see so it's it's gross i mean how much do we need to talk about it It goes on for a long time. It's worse than you can imagine. And you know what? I have to say, like Aisha, you know, I mean, she does the whole thing where she's like, you know, I used to love pee. And we see a flashback to the famous scene where she was like, I once was when I was younger.

22:24I really wanted to know how pee works. So I stuck my finger up my bum and touched the pee. But now she's like, yeah, I'm older and not so into it anymore. But, you know, she's a pro. She puts on those gloves. And she's not only a pro, she's considerate. because Kizzy is a monster and she should have made Kizzy do it, like you said, but she did it. Aisha was like, I'm the boss here. I will take over. And she goes and she pulled out that poop. She went elbow deep, much like me with the toilet. So now Nathan and Joe are in their cabin. All the guests are going to bed. So Nathan's talking about how he likes Gail so much and he wants to go see her and Joe's just grossed out.

23:05And then he goes into Gail's cabin to see her and they cuddle up and he's whispering to her so he's not on camera but he is and he's like oh i know it's crazy but i need you honestly it's like you can't say that you can't say it and she's telling us that there were definitely cons in coming and this was one and she doesn't want to upset him but it hurts her heart i do want to believe him but i still don't think it's right because if i'm honest like it's been an emotionally tough year and to step back into something that would be like that would be a big risk and yeah don't do it don't do it and i know you you had a baby but god damn it yeah yeah don't do it don't do it so then kathy comes in and ruins the party what more sign do you need you come on the boat and they're shit in a drain like god is trying to tell you something look at the signs they're there they are there so we find out josh is talking to kizzy and josh is like so is it v's birthday and she goes yeah it is and then we cut to joe and his bunk who clearly doesn't remember this because he's a fucking idiot and v is texting him and saying hey how's everything going i'm missing everyone and And he's like, oh, shit, what's right, right, right, right.

24:22Okay, all is well, feel better. I mean, isn't it like. It's her birthday. She has made the whole plot line about her birthday. Her birthday is today. Her boyfriend died today on her birthday. The whole show has been about this. How do you not know? How do you not say happy birthday? How is it like it's the evening? See, I thought the birthday was the next day, but I guess it was that day. But how do you get all the way to the evening and you haven't said happy birthday to the girl you're banging? like who also is suffering like a major traumatic like anniversary today you don't even say happy birthday that is like so shitty that is so so shitty you know and she has to be the one to fish for the happy birthday she has to be the one to text say how's everything going missing everyone you know and um and then kizzy's like shame bit shit to be spending it ill isn't it and the fact that her fucking boyfriend died today it's like well you know which way how you can make it better is that you can wish her a happy birthday.

25:20You can do that, you know? So then Joe texts her and he's like... He's trying to jump her boyfriend's bones. Yeah. While she's gone sick. And then he goes, well, all is well. We miss you. Feel better. He doesn't say like, how are you feeling? Are you feeling better? How's the day going for you? He doesn't... He's not even like inquisitive. It is like a brush off. We miss you. Feel better. Ooh, I would be mad. I'd be like, fuck this guy. Yeah. So then now there's clouds. And Sandy's like, oh, geez, you know, I really don't like the spinoff. Ah, geez, I guess I'll watch it. There's nothing else on.

25:55So it's time to leave the doc. Oh, wait, I just want to. Sorry, I want to say something. I forgot it was the next morning. So it wasn't the whole evening. So I take I take that back. I feel it's not that Joe went the whole day and then texted at night. This was the morning, but still fuck him. He still should have been more inquisitive. He still should have been like, happy birthday. How's how are you feeling today? How was the morning going? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. So now it's time to leave the dock. And Max has no idea where he's supposed to be, of course. And so Gail is asking him, are you normally on the stern?

26:30And he's like, oh, he switched me last time. So I don't know. What do I know? What's the solution? Time to drop some lines. Okay, time to go. Time to go. Time to go. And the water and churning waves. And the boat is going. And Sandy's like, yeah, driving a boat. Pretty cool. so then V texts Kizzy because everyone's ignoring V and she's like hey girly, missing you, how's the charter? I'm just here in my hotel room celebrating a certain day of the year don't want to say what it is but if you know what it is you could say something so Kizzy's like oh it's so good but it's not obviously not the same to you, hugs and kisses but then she like erases the kisses part she's like too much too much um so they're gonna have a beach picnic at this lighthouse and um so it's five minutes to anchorage and gail goes to talk to sandy and she's just in such shock that she's here i can't believe i'm in barcelona and she talks about how she took the master of yachts in indonesia learned so much you should see me put together an ikea shelf like that's my girl this girl is gonna run an ikea boat one day.

27:40I guarantee it. Wow, she came back a badass. She knows her way around an Alan Wrench, which by the way is the name of our first engineer, Alan Wrench. So the difference between Gail from last season and this season is that she's a year older. It's just awesome. You know? And if she continues in this career... I think her hair is slightly longer too. Yeah. And I also... Yeah. Also, all this time I thought it was G-A-I-L G-A-E-L and then when I learned it was G-A-E-L I thought it was a typo from G-A-L-E, but it turns out it's G-A-E-L. There's so many layers to her. God bless her. It's completely changing.

28:20So they're deciding who's going to go on the picnic. So Kizzy's going to go. And then we cut to Carlin, who's the guest in the room with Joaquin, right? And she's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm having diarrhea. Dun, dun, dun. There's a clue. There's a clue. Someone has to poop. except she's speaking with intention of using a toilet like i don't i don't think i know it's just i just mean it's a clue as the show because they're trying to figure out who every time somebody says anything about pooping they're putting it in the show now you know yeah well they tried to do a whole thing they tried to do a whole bit where asia was doing like a it could be this person it could be that person it could be this person or that person and what's funny is that she names everyone as a suspect except for joaquin she in fact she suggests that joaquin gets framed so i feel like in the omission is the admission because i think that was the producer's way of being like okay we're gonna be kind we're not gonna call out the guest that came on this boat but we're actually gonna call him out by not including him as the suspect also we're gonna show that he's he is actually changing in the room where the poop was so it's pretty obvious that that was his room where he was showering yeah so nathan wants to go on the picnic because gail no he doesn't want to go on the picnic because gail's not going so he sends um joe and max instead so that he can spend time with gail and max is already on to his shit he's like oh this is bolsy i'm tired gail is new fresh new crew member full of energy but oh he did just to send me because he wants to stay on the boat with gail and nathan's like i did it because i want to spend time with gail this is not even really this is not professional well it's nathan has never been professional yeah i don't know like how legitimate it is to be like oh well gail's fresh so she sent her on the picnic because max is kind of lazy so he's always saying he's tired but i do think it's shitty that you're going to keep someone on the boat purely because you're like in love with them like i think you kind of have to be professional and you have to just like not lead like that because that's going to cause resentment amongst your crew yeah um so then max goes and complains to joe and joe's like well you're right you do have something valid there and um max is like oh he went really low on my standard of someone i respect because as he has just thought of him only him so then um nathan's saying well basically i have a limited amount of time with this girl and i'm gonna stay with her because i'm in love like who cares about my job and by the way you could have had five more days with her i hate to break it to you could have had five more days with her um it's only limited because of you and your actions yeah so he's like i can't believe i've only have a limited amount of time except that i ghosted her yeah uh so max max goes and nathan go get the water toys ready joaquin is awake guys will he poop on somebody we don't know yet but we're wondering it's like Hansel and Gretel just follow the trailer peep to see where he is um Grumps

31:27um so then Max is um is talking to Joe and uh cause they're doing this the picnic set up and Max is like oh you tell me what is happening so Joe's like I'll let you into a little secret I kissed Kizzy he's like no he's like but when I was drunk though yeah it came out of left field we were not flirting at all that entire day or the day before that or the whole charter but i'm gonna have to have the conversation now with victoria i'm gonna tell her because i'm a man and i don't have nothing like well but you've told every single other person but her at this point oh le probleme i just don't want to hurt her because it's only a drunken kiss at the end of the day, you know?

32:12Okay, keep telling yourself that. So now we go back to the boat and Queenie's going on the big slide. I guess they call him Queenie. Joaquin, they call him Queenie. Oh, Queenie, yeah. So, yeah. So whatever. Kathy is talking to her mom and there's an emergency. She gets an emergency call from her mom and she says, Richard's girlfriend came around and said that he's gone. And is this her stepfather, Richie? So I think what she winds up saying is that Richard was her mom's partner after her parents split up. Richard was her mom's partner for like 15 years. And so he basically was, I think he came into the picture when she was two.

32:54He basically raised her. And so it's basically like a father figure for her. So she just, she starts to cry and everyone sees what's happening. And Aisha's trying to console her, but she goes down to her room. and then um you know asha tells captain sandy ultimately so captain sandy goes down there and and like sits with her and uh it's like you're like oh like when these things happen on reality reality tv it's very gutting because it's very very real and so she's sitting there sobbing and the one thing that i thought was amusing in this was that you know kathy's like she's crying and she's like yes i'm here and like they're taking care of me and captain sandy is here with me and Captain Sandy leans in and waves like, hi, it's television's Captain Sandy.

33:38Television's Captain Sandy. It's like a free cameo you're getting right now. Congratulations. Yeah, I'm here. I don't know if you need help getting through this, but I do women empowerment seminars. You know, you should look into them. CaptainSandySeminars.com. Okay. Be a boss, bitch. Okay. Don't just be a bitch. Be a boss, bitch. Okay. I thought Little Bear was on camera. My bad. Sorry. I didn't realize it was your mom. Okay. You know what? I'd love to send you condolences right now, but there's no way to get you flowers. So I'm going to give you 20 % off the Bad Bitch Seminar. Come sign up, Captain Sandy.

34:12Hi. If you need me to record wind for you tonight, I'll do that and I can send you the VHS. Okay. Get back to your conversation. So, yeah, Kathy. You know something I like to tell myself when situations like this happen? These are the colors of the wind. These are the colors of the wind. You know what? There's no me in Pocahontas. Okay. Have you, honestly though, have you ever seen Little Bear cry at the blue corn moon? It's adorable. So, yeah, it's really sad and Kathy is crying and Sandy is consoling her and Aisha is there consoling her and then this like very dramatic to be continued sort of like comes at us and I was like, damn, For an episode that was all about this poop, poop in the drain, and this guy flouncing around the boat, for it to end on this very somber and sobering note was totally unexpected.

35:18But yeah, very sad. Yeah, poor Kathy. Poor Kathy. They're like, Merry Christmas, everyone. We're like, okay, everyone, Christmas is just a few days away. Time to have a very merry Below Deck episode. Someone fills a drain with poop and someone dies. Yeah. Shit and death. Thanks, Bravo. Hug your loved ones. I go gather around the Christmas tree. Wow. Well, thanks, Bravs. Well, this has been a great year for us here at Watch What Crappens. We've had an amazing time with you guys, talking to you, getting to meet so many of you during the year. Thanks so much for being here with us and supporting us and letting us do this for a living, because I don't think I could have asked for anything more fun than sitting here and talking to Ben every day and laughing with you guys.

36:05I can't believe we're ending our year talking about defecation. That's it. But like, honestly, yes. We end with a big shit show. It is truly a shit show. I was just looking at I was going through pictures last night from the year because I was like going to write something about on my sub stack about food. And I was like, oh yeah, like our tour was this year. And we saw a bunch of you guys earlier this year. And really thank you for coming out to our shows and seeing us. And it really was, this was, I think, a banner year for us, if I really have to say so. I would say this is probably the best year that we've ever had as a podcast.

36:40It's been so much fun. And when is our birthday? January. January. We turned 14 on, I have it written down. I thought it was the end of December. so no it's in it's in january i think it's like january where is it we're about to turn oh january 25th i have in january i have two things written down shade's birthday january 16th and crappen's anniversary january 25th um so there you go so we're about to 14 and we're switching networks we're next time you hear us uh well we'll have episode we're not going to stop putting out episodes but next time we're back live ish with you is going to be uh we're going to be at a new network we will be back with a cast so we're leaving wondering so thanks to wondering everybody over there who's given us such a great time we've had a really good time they were wonderful to us wonderful and um we're also extremely excited to be back with a cast who we were with a while back so um yeah exciting so what i was fun i don't know why i'm telling you guys all that you probably don't really even care about what i was trying to say though before it was just that like you know the year began with the crappies and it was that was like the best crappies we ever had like that was absolutely insane that that that show we were on watch what happens live and that was just like in january and it just felt like it just kept on going up from there so starting that way and then we had our whole tour and then we had bravo con and then now we have this poop in a pipe episode it really was like it actually really was an amazing it was really an amazing year of growth for us and and getting to see everyone and uh like really thanks for everyone who's like i can't believe that that like like approaching 14 years that like this is where the podcast is at it's really amazing yeah well we're lucky we appreciate you guys and we love you guys have an amazing new year we'll talk to you next time bye everyone watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like alison king it's always a party on alison block our way is the Amberway.

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