#3147 RHOSLC S615: You Can Grape Leaves!

0:00What happens when there's so much that happens? Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. How's it going over there with you? Well, I am really excited because we have a very big announcement for today, which is that the Golden Crappies are back, baby. We have now an official date. They're going to be on February 27th here in Los Angeles. It's a Los Angeles year. We go back and forth, New York and LA, and it's going to be at the Fonda Theater. This will be Friday, February 27th, and tickets will be going on sale this Friday at 10 a.m.

1:02Pacific. Furthermore, if you are a Patreon member, you have access to our pre-sale, which is on Thursday, which will be tomorrow, and that's going to go from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Pacific time. So you get a window of time to access those tickets ahead of everyone else. So we are really, really excited. We are really thrilled. Last year's was like life-changing and wonderful. And we're just going to try to top it again this year. And of course, there will be live streaming. We will have more details about that when that is set up. But that's not ready to go just yet. But we don't want to delay the tickets.

1:38So be sure to go get your tickets. and we will have that ticket link up on Friday at watchwhatcrappens.com. Yes. Are you excited, Ronnie? Yes, I'm so excited. It's the award season. We're going to go to the Golden Globe nominations announcement tomorrow. So exciting. That's pretty fancy. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty fancy. We were not shortlisted for that. So we're going to walk around there. What's that? I said we weren't shortlisted for the Golden Globes, but it's an honor just to be non-nominated. in a room with the people that we're not. Oh yeah. They have a podcast category this year. Yeah. Well, at least we can go there and be like, fuck all of you.

2:17Fuck all of you. How dare you? This is, I just realized as I was saying this, I was like, Oh, I guess I should put the ticket link on our website. I don't, but let me put that on my to-do list. Actually put actual ticket link up, but we will have all those details. It'll be on our social media. It'll be everywhere. There was something else I was going to say about it, but just that it's going to be a great time. Yeah, it's going to be so exciting. It's a great season because that means category formation, category voting. It's about to be a long season for all of us to get involved, create the show with us, you know, which is always super fun.

2:54So that will be coming out. Tickets will be coming Friday. So come. It's going to be a good time. Good time in Los Angeles, people. And keep an eye out on our social media because, like Ronnie said, we do have to create the ballot. So the first step is we're going to solicit ideas of what your favorite moments, fights, villains, details, quotes. We want to get all that information because we've been trying to like keep notes all year long, but it's just really hard. And we're going to gather it all up. And then we're going to have a round one of voting, which is like who makes it onto the ballot.

3:24And then we will have round two, which is the ballot itself. And then step three, of course, is the ceremony itself where we will announce the winners. So it's always such a fun, fun time for us. Yes. Okay, well, today is also a very special day because it's the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in real time. But guess what? We were on vacation last week, and sometimes we just can't pass things up on vacation. This is one of them. We have to cover last week's episode, Opa's and Outbursts. So we're going to start with that. Season 6, episode 15, Opa's and Outbursts, Angie's Greece trip on Salt Lake City.

4:01So here we are on day three of Angela's Greek trip. Yes. And it opens up with my favorite way for a show to open up. Good old fashioned slapstick. People are waking up. They're in the kitchen, everything. And we see this like random cutaway shot of just like a server putting like a jug of orange juice on the kitchen island. I'm thinking to myself, that's strange. Why would they show that? And then they cut to Angie walking down the hallway. And then she sort of disappears around a corner. We hear a clatter and we see bowls and apples rolling on the floor. And it becomes evident that Angie has somehow stumbled into this poor waiter who had a giant tray of their entire breakfasts.

4:49And disaster has ensued. A tray to the face, stuff all over the floor. She's bleeding again. And she's bleeding on the lip. I mean, God bless her. She's already lost a finger this season. Lots going on with Angie. And Braun was like, Angie, you should travel with a reusable ice pack at this point. Everywhere we go. I'm like, could someone hit her in the face with the tray? Make her head stop shaking. It's like a bobblehead that wants to stop it. Get her with the tray. Why do you always get the wrong ones? I feel like I'm going to steal Magnolia. It's like, here, hit Weezer. so Angie is she has so not only did she crash into the tray I guess this is the perils of being a shorter person is that when she crashed into the tray she was at tray height so she literally she somehow like cut the inside of her lip with a glass that went flying I don't know how this happens I feel like in all the years of watching slapstick scenes of people crashing into waiters with trays we've never seen someone emerge with a bloody lip and normally it's a cake in the face I was expecting her to come around the corner with frosting all over her face like Mrs.

5:58Doubtfire. But somehow she had a bloody lip. Yeah. So, you know, she wants to cry and stuff. And Lisa's like, oh my God, it's like you have a fat lip, right? And Brom was like, no, her lip always looks like that. She made a lot of money for her lip to look like that.

6:17So then we cut to Meredith and she's out by the pool and Lisa comes out there and she's like, hi, good morning. What are you doing out here? They're like, well, I'm just sitting here, and I put a little mask on, and I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes, and you look good. And Lisa's like, thank you. Yeah, this lady here, she does such a good job with my makeup. I wish I could take her back with me. Bring her back to America. Well, first of all, I slept really well last night, like a rock, okay? Like a good old Chevy truck. When they sing that song about the pickup truck, they're singing about the way I slept last night, which was very much needed.

6:55Yeah, and Meredith is in her I'm happy voice. She's like, you know, that voice she does. She's just putting happiness everywhere. And Lisa's like, wow, you seem happier. So Meredith is like, well, I don't think Pina Coladas help you sleep, Lisa. Well, you know what? I had so much fun last night. I just crashed. and so we see a flashback to the girls dancing and drinking and having fun and she's like oh that was fun that was actually really fun honey and so she's gonna start you know meredith has had to reset 90 times this season but god bless her she just keeps coming out and she's like today i'm gonna be positive and no one is gonna mess with me because i'm gonna have such a positive attitude but that would disrupt the plans for the whole season so it's not gonna work but right now she's like well i'm starting the day on a good no like we are in greens we are friends we love bean salad and let's just pull it together and have some fun um yeah we'll see how that goes yeah yeah like you mentioned she's been she's had to restart many times she's basically like my water heater at this point which is that like every day i have to go up there and like unplug it and plug it back in so that way i get hot water so yeah it's just a car that you never know if it's it's going to be able to start.

8:19You just hear it down in the winter cold.

8:25It's like, oh gosh, it's going to start up. It's going to start up. So Angie is talking. It started. It started. Yes. So Angie is talking to Artemis, the wardrobe designer. And the fine dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience. you pick a gorgeous dress and then we get our photos taken on the epic white stairs of oya and it's going to be a keepsake that they can have for the rest of their lives well i mean this is nice and everything they're going to do a photo shoot and shoot in like bright colors on the stairs of santorini but i mean i and she's acting like she just she's giving everyone faberge eggs like it's just one of a million photo shoots that these women do at all times and she actually made it out of this unscathed because usually it does not end well when you bring outfits for the other housewives.

9:20It never works out well. I do not wear mustard yellow. Yeah. But it worked. And Brittany comes in and she's like, oh, I love the orange. And she leaves and Angie's like, wow, Artemis, she picked the ugliest color. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. So Lisa's like, I don't know why every trip we have to go on involves dressing up. Like usually I show up to the point where like I walk into a beach club and people are like, I died for your outfit. And like the only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me. And we see a flashback to like the Lisa, the Lisa party. That was a good one. The, the, the bunch of a thousand Lisa's where everybody had to dress up like Lisa for lunch.

10:02She's like, hi, we're here for Lisa's. Lisa's here for lunch. So they greet their photographer. Okay. So now they have their photo shoot. And, um, One thing I noticed, by the way, real quickly, is that when they all walked out in these dresses, they're these big flowing dresses in largely primary colors. Well, not primary colors, but they're just like bold colors. I don't know if you noticed, but like Lisa, she put like a little Chanel pin like around her waistline as if it were like a Chanel dress. I was like, Lisa, this is these are dresses by Artemis. This is not a Chanel dress. Why are you putting a little Chanel pendant on it?

10:36That's it was the funniest thing. um so Bronwyn is watching Angie pose and she's like go Ang you look like a mother I think it's just mother I don't think you're supposed to say you look like a mother right does she mean it in the gay way or does she mean it in the mother's day way it was actually a callback to Meredith's bat mitzvah because the high body count here what preceded it was Angie saying look at the way you dress I look I look like a mother you look like a slut basically so So that was like when she's called back to Angie saying that she dresses, she looks beautiful. She's dressed like a, like a good mother.

11:13Wow. That's funny. So, um, then Brittany is like, you know, she's like, I don't even need a countdown. Just take a bunch. I'll just move around a little bit. Just focus on my teeth. Focus on my teeth. Brittany is always taking pictures. Like she's got, she's asking you if she's got something stuck between her front two teeth. You know, the cilantro. Yeah.

11:39Brittany is she's just a treasure a treasure in Greece right now so then Brittany is like I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange I feel like Eos the goddess of the morning sky yes I was so proud of Brittany that she looked up a Greek goddess that she looked up Eos and wasn't confused by that isn't that also the name of a gym Eos Eos gym it's also the name of a captain at Disneyland and played by Michael Jackson. Without the S at the end. So all the girls are posing and they have to say what Greek goddesses they've been and Mary is like, I want to be the Greek goddess of realness. You're a Greek goddess of taking old people's money for your purses from your church.

12:26Oh, we have the documentary. We have it. I can't wait to see what they do next year with Mary's documentary. Do you think anyone's going to bring it up? Again, even though they did four years ago and nobody seems to remember. Depends on how desperate Whitney is for content. Yeah, how bold they are because they seem scared to say anything. I think they're just like, just leave Mary alone, you know? Yeah. So Heather is like, I would be the Greek goddess of Feta if I didn't smell weird. There probably already is a Greek goddess of Feta. I'm just going to say that right now. I feel like if you really dive deep into the myths, the Greek myths, there's like a Greek god or goddess for like really everything that was part of Greek culture like thousands of years ago.

13:16So like I'm just my – I don't know why I'm taking this stance. I'm like, no, Heather, you don't get to be the Greek goddess of feta. That already exists. Choose a different cheese, bitch. I'm like mad at her. I'm not going to let her have feta. There is no feta Greek goddess. I looked it up. There is, however, Vesta Who was the virgin goddess of the hearth Home and the family But you know that's different Feta doesn't get to take that mantle Yeah, I mean, who does she think she is? Hephaestus!

13:49What do you think you are? Demeter? Why don't you go back to Hades? Persephone Well, I would be the goddess of the sea Because I could be swimming with all the sturgeon to get more caviar. Fun Meredith.

14:10Fun Meredith. It is. Stealing babies. Stealing babies from the ocean. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

14:27They really, like the producers were like, here's a fun game, which by the way, I'm like okay producers of Bravo I'm okay if we stop doing these games with all the housewives where we go around the horn and talk about some sort of like what would you do in this situation like I'm okay if we don't do these anymore like I don't love them but also it's like hilarious that they really don't know what to do here I'm gonna be the great goddess of toddlers sounds a little weird fish toddlers I would be the goddess of little cats sitting on dashboards going like this every time you went over a speed bump i would be the greek goddess of banana splits with uh cherries on top that no one steals so meanwhile whitney and heather are the goddesses of trying to start shit when nothing bad is going on like everybody's having a good day and whitney's like mother is serving by the way heather have you noticed how happy Meredith is today?

15:28She's like, yeah, she's happy as a clam. Like old Meredith. Let's break this. Brom was like, I want to whisper. What are you guys whispering about? Well, just Meredith. I mean, she's like had a full switch up. I mean, is this since the pool? Yeah. How long do you think it's going to last? I bet it doesn't last a whole trip. Well, based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow morning. Based on her pattern, it'll last until you two fuck it up and make her cry. Yes, that is the pattern. Okay, first of all, they're acting like a Meredith Marks mood swing is a new thing. Have they not been watching this show since season one?

16:06This is what Meredith Marks does, especially on vacation. How many times have we seen Meredith fully screaming at her castmates and then a cuss of them like all cavorting in the hot tub? I'm like, the Meredith Marks swings, that's just part of who she is. That's what we all love about her. Yeah, she's a swinger. So, by the way, I also would like to say if I'm on vacation with someone and they are cranky as fuck the night before and they wake up in a good mood, I'm not questioning it. I'm happy for it. I'm like, thank God. And I'm moving forward and I'm not trying to mess it up again. But these two are actively trying to drag her back into it every single instance.

16:45And obviously, I think most of us have seen the season finale. It just happens all over again. And it's like it's it's it's enraging at a certain point. Like, just stop it already. Yeah, so half the ladies are going to go to lunch And half the ladies are going to go to the spa Meredith, Lisa, and Avexia, sorry, that's the name of the spa Heather, Brittany, Meredith, and Lisa are going to Avexia, the Greek goddess of spas And Meredith is pointing out, she's like Well, guys, I just want everyone to see that there's a quiet zone sign

17:27well there are only two volumes in this group loud and louder

17:35so then uh we go to the other three at lunch and they're just sort of talking about the dresses and everything and um talking and and brawitz so funny they're just making all the small talk like wow we got to make dresses that was so fun making dresses wow dresses dresses was stupid you know mary she's like that was dumb let's talk about meredith i'm worried that meredith is an alcoholic and a drug addict the holic meredith is a drugaholic what are we gonna do about it

18:12yeah they're speculating about meredith they're concerned all three of them are actually quite concerned um mary is very very concerned and uh she mary is i just want to point out that they're concerned because meredith is in a good mood today so that's why they're very concerned at lunch okay they already had this planned out where they're going to get together and talk about how concerned they are and make meredith out to be an alcoholic again but meredith showed up in a good mood and they can't even change their plan they're like well let's let's just still show up and talk about how worried we are about meredith did you see meredith this morning smiling laughing and having a good time, we should institutionalize her.

18:50Yeah. Let's discuss that. Mary is saying that she feels like Meredith is fragile. She's like, that's not my Meredith. Meredith's going through something that's really taking a toll on her mental. That's the way she's acting. It's her behavior. Something's wrong. Too many highs and too many lows and too many mediums. I'm like, there's too many highs, too many lows, and too many mediums. It seems like you're averaging out to be pretty standard. Sounds like sanity. but I feel like Mary is the only is the one who when she is concerned like I do think that there's like a little bit of like a red flag there because like I don't think Mary is the type like Whitney is the type to be concerned and and you question whether or not she's really concerned or she's just trying to have like a moment on TV but I feel like Mary when she's concerned that's like a genuine thing but I also think that Mary is probably extra sensitive to it right now because of stuff going on in her life so maybe there is a possibility that she might be reading into things too much it's a little hard to say but um they are both i don't think it's more important that mary's concerned and i don't get that i don't i don't i don't i mean i do get it i get what you're saying but i don't agree like i don't trust mary's i don't trust mary's instinct more than anybody else's i don't know where that comes from i mean mary seems the most and it's like an audience thing not just a you thing because i feel like that's like a pretty i think i feel like everyone's like well mary's saying it so mary's one of the most um emotionally unstable here like when we've seen mary fight with people it's like oh my god do you remember when i called you and you didn't call me back because you were doing carpool how dare you and she has a fit and leaves a restaurant won't speak to somebody for like six months like i don't know that i would really trust mary's you know emotional regulation skill i think that there she's just very easily led by the other people and these people the whole season are like oh my god she's an alcoholic like my father and then mary's like oh my god drug and alcohol is that's a very important thing to me right now because of my son i'm very upset about drug and out you know so i don't know i don't i don't really rely on mary as well as test for people's emotional well-being are you saying that the brain washer has become the brainwashy.

21:04Exactly. Especially seeing how many people Mary has put through emotional hell on that document. It's a fair point. We do forget that she has quite the history of being in really skewed, or taking strange stances on arguments. So there is that. But I do think that Mary will not go down this path just for TV. I don't think that there's a cynical element to her feelings, the way I think there is a cynical element to Whitney. And Bronwyn juries out a little bit. But Mary feels like that Meredith is suffering. And she has a whole big monologue here. And she talks about how it's a lot because she's dealing with it with her child.

21:49She recognizes the behaviors. And when she sees Meredith, it just like tugs at her in a whole different light because she recognizes it. And she's seen the signs with her son and she just knows that something is is just not right so then Bronwyn chimes in well um I'm also worried about something and it feels weird um I was just looking at Meredith and I thought gosh would she ever be able to have a bob I don't think she could and that's like really disturbing to me that's like a real big issue for me I don't think I can get by that yeah well we have like a we have a whole Whitney monologue like it's like my dad because one minute were good and the next minute he would rage and Meredith is just like that.

22:31I'm like, you're on a Housewives show. Like, you just described the blueprint for a Housewives show. So they decide that she needs help. Yeah, and then Bronwyn switches it. Bronwyn switches it to, okay, well now that we're talking about how much she needs help, let me just like, straight up betray her right now and like, make sure that we send her into an emotional spiral. These people are all vipers. I feel like. at this. Bronwyn now does this whole thing where she goes, well, so something happened in January. So I've been thinking about it for a couple months now. And I thought the cast trip would be the time to bring it out.

23:06And I ran into Seth out in New York. Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant. And you know, he stops and he said hi to Todd. And Todd's like, what are you doing? And he was like, oh, I'm with an investor. Just felt weird. Just felt weird. I'm like, this is, this feels, this does not this feels like a I don't think this is strong evidence for Bronwyn and I feel like this is salacious and I don't think that Bronwyn Bronwyn doesn't like it when people have insinuated about her and her own time Bronwyn literally just made a rule two weeks ago that we can't talk about each other's husbands like she cried and she had this whole thing I'm like okay fine if we're moving on then no talking about each other's husbands and then here she is two weeks later insinuating that this man is having an affair The man works in New York.

23:53Who cares if he's out with a woman? Are men not allowed to go have? She's ridiculous. Yeah, I think this is a little bit ridiculous. And so Mary is saying, well, what are you saying? And Bronwyn says, I'm saying I saw Seth with a woman in a restaurant. I mean, Bronwyn is doing some heavy implications here, which is, by the way, that is straight out of the Meredith Marks playbook, to be fair. That's what Meredith would say. I'm just saying I saw a woman. That's all. And if you want to imply something, I never said it. but I mean I just wish Bromwell would say it looked like he was cheating I'm just saying just put it out there she does but she doesn't so she says well my first thought was not oh Seth's on a date with someone because I'm not like that and I wouldn't want someone to assume that but I start to feel like as I watch her be so defensive when people talk about her marriage like there's something wrong here like when I was going through something with Todd and I wasn't all the way through it.

24:49That's very defensive. So she's saying, no, it wasn't a date at all, but you know, Meredith is so defensive. So I wonder if something's going on between the two of them. I'm like, I'm not saying it's a date at all. I'm just saying, I'm very worried about Meredith because Seth was caught with a woman in a restaurant. Like we're not all idiots. You're very clear in what you're saying. And she's like, oh gosh, you know, I've just, I feel vulnerable because you know when you and your partner rocky it's just so scary oh my god get your husband off fucking instagram porn first of all before you come in i don't know i don't know why i'm feeling so defensive for meredith in this because i see that meredith has problems as well but i just see these people as being so gross especially bronwyn especially for bronwyn to be the grossest when she's surrounded by whitney and heather is pretty bad but i think bronwyn is the worst here for doing her whole crying and let's leave our husbands out of it and when she's starting this and she was also kind of the one who brought up the tick tock thing wasn't she with um like she heard was she or was that britney that was britney and who did britney who was britney britney and whitney okay i do agree that like if you you can't do a whole revolutionary war new constitution don't talk about all these things and then you talk about it i do i actually believe that bromwin's concern is sincere because I think Bronwyn is going through something similar.

26:19So she's just as Mary is going through something that, that seems similar that like when you feel what's going on in your life, you, you want to help someone that you feel like it's going through it as well. So I understand, I actually feel like, I don't feel like Bronwyn is, is being, um, like insincere and just trying to like get Meredith for the show. But I do think like she should be more considerate considering that she just had this whole thing about like we're not talking about this stuff and you know we were gonna like we're gonna be focusing on sisterhood or whatever yeah yeah i think she's being a hundred percent insincere and shitty for the show to be friends with the other i'll have to respectfully disagree with you although i think she's just being completely shitty with this whole thing who does that who does that like two weeks after being like no don't come for the husband to be like well she her husband was seen with somebody else and i just worry because she seems scared to death she just seems scared to death she's scared to death of you people she can't have one week without you guys accusing her of being a drug addict or her husband cheating on her so what do you expect so mary mary is like well i feel like if stuff is said and it's not true then it doesn't bother you oh okay well we'll see we'll see what happens to you we'll just go back to like about the past like five reunions mary with people talking uh asking questions about you and your cult so then um uh we now go to the girls at the spa and everyone they have to whisper because it's a quiet spa which is great and then they're so they're walking in this like this like a water kind of path and they're walking through it and they're being quiet and they're walking and then And Brittany comes by.

28:01She's like, hey, guys. And then she starts splashing them with water. And they're all like really annoyed because it's like a spa. This is not like a public pool. Yeah, but it's also housewives. They just hate Brittany. They just hate her. Oh, my God. They hate her. Heather would have been doing the same thing. But Brittany beat her to it. So now they're like, how dare you? And Heather's like, well, Brittany's doing what everyone hates, which is being Brittany and bringing the playful la-la-la attitude to what should be a very serious spa day. So Angie's basically saying, like, you know, God, Lisa's so immature.

28:38And Meredith is like, no one in a spa is splashing each other. It's the wrong environment. And maybe she's never been to the spa. I don't know. Angie, we don't want to be redoing our hair before dinner tonight. Stop doing that. It's rude. It's very rude. So Brittany's like, but we're in Greece. I mean, have a little fun. Last trip, I had buckets of water being poured over my head, and you guys can't even handle a little splashy splash. I'm like, well, A, because you're Britney and you're a friend of, and the rule of friend of, apparently, on this show is that you can throw water or liquids on people's heads.

29:15Let's cut to Jen Shaw pouring champagne on NGK's head, season three. But also, it was a ya. I don't know. I agree. Don't be doing splashy splash. Although, actually, it wasn't really that bad of a splash. It was like a flick. but you know i think they're like shut up britney shut up i think i'm not really clear they're coming for britney for this this is silly so then we uh the girls are now in robes sitting in the quiet zone we keep seeing quiet uh quiet zone close-ups and lisa's like hey you guys i just want i want to remind you you have to whisper it's a quiet phone it's a quiet zone Yeah. Hi.

29:52Why did you get their hair wet, Bratton? Hi. She had a fresh blowout. Yes. It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand. Yeah. And you poured water on it. Yeah. I had a really bad morning with dry hair and now it's wet hair. Why did you do that? And now it's crusty. Because I just wanted to lighten the mood, you guys. Well, why did the mood need to be lightened? We're in a dense state. We don't need to be lightened. and she's like but i mean you're a hair expert and she's like who cares it takes an hour but it does not take her an hour she's an expert she says yeah but you know what it's because your hair is synthetic and it doesn't take as long that's why you have fake hair like it doesn't take as long to comb a ziploc bag that's just how it is no it's real hair it came from my real head it has real follicles okay well i stole it from my daughter while she was sleeping we just wanted to be closer yeah my hair feels crusty it's like people's pests so olivia walking into a musical theater rehearsal just with a shaved head like you guys i don't know what happened i don't know what happened it's my mother all i saw in the ring cam was a little unicorn i don't know it said you are loved so angie's like i wash my hair with the most expensive product i scissor the treatment in and I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass and then I finish it off with a very nice oil and this takes some serious work.

31:19So there's a reason that your hair looks like it does and mine looks like it does.

31:28Which I love. That's why yours looks like it does and that's why mine looks like it does. This is called A Fart. I am Greek. What does scissoring stuff into your hair mean? It's like when you do your hair but you're also having a lesbian experience. Just kidding. No, I think it's like you put it in your hair, but you take scissoring. I thought it was like you brush it in. Scissoring it in. The way she showed it was like she was taking a brush or a comb and kind of combing it in like that. Let me see. How do you scissor product into? Yeah, I want to know what scissoring product into your hair is.

32:14I find the world of hair to be so interesting. As a hair non-abled person, as a dyspholically abled person, I don't know what the nice term would be. I don't want to say bald. It just sounds baldist. But I just am curious. Like, it's a whole different world. Maybe she means, like, scraping it into the hair. because according to Google AI, which as we all know is a very accurate source, scissoring product into your hair isn't a standard term, but it likely refers to using haircutting techniques with scissors to create texture or applying products like texture powder to achieve similar scissor or maybe...

32:53That sounds dangerous for Angie, especially accident-prone Angie to just be putting product in her hair with scissors. But you know what? Who am I to judge? A bold person. That's who, okay? So Brittany's like, this is so irritating. I mean, you guys are supposed to be my friends. I mean, no one's even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday. And she goes, okay, well, then why would you say something nasty to me when I was upset about a similar situation? Well, I'm just saying at least you got to see your kids. I didn't get to see mine for three years. Yeah, but you said that was based on your choices, not based on anything else.

33:28No, it was, like, not based on my choices. Like, you have no idea what I've been through. You have no idea. It's like, actually, they all know because you keep on talking about it. Yeah, you said they know because you said it and Lisa's like yeah, but you know by you said to the group I remember it was when you had really terrible crinkly ziploc hair and you said like based on your decisions Your kids do do you know you put men before your kids You said that you said that you even put men before conditioner or hot oil treatments So you said that you're the one who said it But like I was being very vulnerable and self-deprecating dry-haired and dry-haired as well Dry haired Dry haired and not famous on Broadway-ish No, what?

34:10Yeah You were saying it in a very split ended way And she goes You know what? It's like don't judge her Like on how she mothers When you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother She's like, okay This is like totally apples and oranges Okay Well, how is it different? You can comment on my child But I can't comment on your child So, well, but you do it to deflect. I did not. We were in a fucking cooking class where I was crying because it was Mother's Day and I didn't get to speak to my baby. It could have been his first words. And you were in the middle of a heated argument and then you started crying.

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34:58so now we see a flashback to the van and they're still fighting about the high body count trademark the high body hair high count body hair or whatever and um britney's crying and she's like how could you guys come for me nobody even called me on mother's day and you know she meant jared right away that's probably what she really meant and they were like Like, Brittany, it's like, it's still like noon over in Utah. It's like, it's okay. So Meredith is like, well, I didn't do that. Yeah. And then I thought you fake cried last night, honestly. Because like, Brittany is theatrical all the time. And it's like, she has like a checklist.

35:37It's like, she's in the middle of an argument. And then she's like, okay, I'm going to cry about Olivia now. And I need empathy because I'm losing this argument. So cry, cry, cry about my daughters. And I'm like, it's like so pathetic and sad. And like, okay, everyone feel bad for me. I need attention. Did I get enough? Yes, done, check. which I'm like, that is a very fair assessment. But also you guys all literally do that anytime you're caught in an argument. Like, especially Lisa Barlow. It's like, hey Lisa, what's going on with that money that you owe? Oh my God, Henry, Henry's playing video games.

36:07It's just like a lot right now. I once was tied to a pole by my sisters. Oh! Jack just had to have dinner at a restaurant in Cambodia that didn't have a Michelin star. And it's really, it's really hard for me. and eat food with like very fresh, beautiful ingredients. Have you watched Lisa, by the way, on Worst Cooks in America? Because she's on that at the moment. No, how is that? Have you watched it? Hell no. I'm not going to watch that. I mean, I used to watch it, but like Food Network is just so, it's like unwatchable now, but I was hoping that you had watched it. No, especially with Anne gone.

36:45I'm not watching with Anne gone. I would watch it for a second with Anne because Anne had this way, Like she just had this way of being like, I fucking hate this with like her knee high pantyhose or whatever. She just be like, I fucking hate all of you and I want you to die. And I love that attitude. And without it, I'm, I just, although with Lisa, I mean, I could see myself checking that out with Lisa. I didn't know it was on. Okay. I'll watch it. Yeah. Okay. Yes. We'll recap it. Okay. Yes. We'll do everything. We'll recap every season that we've missed so far. So RITM miss you every day. I know.

37:21R.I.P. Ann Burrell. Love Ann Burrell. Every time I cut an onion, I'm like, Ann Burrell taught me how to do this. Ann fucking Burrell taught me how to do this. I know. For real. In my actual kitchen. I mean, she was on TV, but I was in my kitchen. Yeah. She was the best. So Brittany is like, well, so you thought I fake cried? Are you just saying that you're hurt my feelings? No, I just think that you're dramatic. And Heather's like, well, it was real. I was there. I was there with the sisterhood. It's like, no, I'm not kidding. I really thought it was fake. Well, guess what? You garnered the sympathy you needed and everybody's soft.

37:55And the whole dynamic changed. Oh, really? A change? I don't think so. We got right back to it. You know, it's just sad. It's sad that I can't even speak up. And I'm sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith so that somebody or something doesn't set her off. It's just not fair. So is that what you do, Lisa? Like you garner sympathy so that everyone will be softer with you? Is that what you do, Meredith? And she goes, no, that is not. And so an employee comes in And she's like please Please quiet zone Please be quiet Please be quiet So Lisa So I'm going to say it in a whisper You can't be like my kids mean more to me Than her kids mean to her And you especially can't say that when your hair is so dry Yeah But that's not what I was saying Well I came across that way And I'm just saying she used it And she gets to see her kids like on the daily.

38:49I don't get to see mine. I had the worst mother say, well, you know what? Because I break my ass up to make my relationships with my kids. Okay? So don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Things. So then she gives up. She's like, I am going to. And she's like, oh, yeah. As if I don't try with my children. I just got my child some steamed milk. and told her, don't you remember when you used to get the steamed falafel? What'd they call it? The wiffle? The steamer. The steamer? Remember the steamers at Starbucks? And Meredith's like, I cannot stand her. Please be quiet, man. Please be quiet.

39:29I cannot do it anymore. I cannot stand her. So Brittany's like, go away. Disengage, Meredith. Disengage. Well, I don't want to be around you. I don't like you. And you're absolutely despicable. I hate you so much. I'm doing my patented five-finger pat-down point at you. I do not like you whatsoever. You are the specter. Well, it was going so well. Meredith was finally zen until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear. You know, Brittany can never just leave things the way they are. She had to antagonize Meredith. And so Brittany's like, well, then you can leave then. And Angie goes, and also you keep, you sink other people's lines.

40:17You can't do that. Don't trademark that. Yeah, don't trademark that. Please be quiet. Please, please be quiet. So now we're back at the house. And Lisa gives Bronwyn a mark on the chart next to stop the reactive abuse. So Heather's trying to steam her dress. And Heather has one of those travel steamers. and then all of a sudden the steamer starts exploding out liquid oh my god i mean how could the steamer do this to the sisterhood you know a lot of people might think that i'd be offended by taking it in the face while i'm steaming whitney's dress but i kind of liked it okay we need to we need to officially rein in heather like it's it's too it's too much look at me just another sexually attractive viable woman out here in the streets what is the stream what is the steamer a captain jason streamer it just splooged all over my face what i never said anything about captain jason she um it's just too much winking at the audience i can't anymore okay i really can't i need to get back to the heather gay that i fell in love with who was like just sharing her truth and not not doing a yada yada yada let me be let me do that let me be really thirsty for laughs okay but you you just you just live your truth please yeah well she's always kind of been like this you know she's just getting neatier as it goes on you know you would think that you'd get a little more confidence as the show went on and you gained more popularity and stuff but it just she she just it's like you you the bigger your gulp the thirstier you get you know it's weird so heather's like oh and i would just like to point this out because it's heather and whitney in their room and uh this becomes a huge plot line in a way later so i'd just like to point out that heather says this i'm serious what happened at lunch oh yeah there we go because this becomes a cardinal sin later uh but whitney's like lunch was so sad what did you talk about that was sad Meredith, her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns about her Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked about how we've noticed a change in Meredith she might as well be walking around in a black mullet wig and watching me on a strip pole, she's so much like my dad and so Whitney was saying how Mary started to cry and was sweet and she loves Meredith so much and Heather's like, well what did you say?

42:55Whitney loves Meredith. Whitney has always just wanted to be friends with Meredith. She's saying Mary loves Meredith. Mary loves Meredith. Okay, thank you. So Whitney's like, she's just worried about her. She recognizes that her behavior is off and different. So Heather tells us, I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith. I just don't know that she can be unengaged and then immediately freak out. And I don't understand it, but it's a pattern. like it's called being on this show being happy being angry it's a pattern and you just hit reset because if you don't hit reset you're going to lose your mind you know what else is a pattern um group dinners where you get belligerently drunk and start screaming at somebody and cutting them down in front of the whole group and then um abusing when abusing them as they walk away i wonder if that's going to happen today so whitney's like wow i was really trying to figure out so many things.

43:50What was I trying to figure out? Meredith. Meredith. The universe. Am I going to keep chasing Meredith or am I going to just let this friendship go? You don't have a friendship with Meredith. You hate Meredith and Meredith hates you. Okay. Yes. But you should stop chasing her because it's annoying. You're like a little dog running after a school bus every day. Eventually the dog is going to get hit. Eventually the dog is going to catch a school bus. Okay. and then the dog is going to be dragged down the road and everybody's going to be like, that damn dog was chasing the wrong bus. A wise woman once said, don't go chasing waterfalls.

44:25Stick to the bottles of orange dye that you're used to. And I think you have to follow that. Stick to the tea movie you're used to. Stick to the Alibaba orders that you're used to, please. Alibaba. You're going after Niagara Falls right now. and you're in a little barrel and guess what you're on the top part of the falls so then uh now they all head out and lisa's like have you guys ever read this the secret language of trees oh my gosh it's the most beautiful thing guys i love to read and i love to have like be barefoot on the ground and like when we build on a house like we have an area just for like grounding so we can be in the ground and then i take all my like wendy's wrappers and i bury them in the ground i'm like here trees here's food for you trees and they tell me thank you so much i love trees yeah i'm obsessed with trees we have like beautiful trees in front of our house like i literally talk to the trees i'm like it's okay if you tap me on the shoulder it's okay yes this is chanel it is i knew chanel i know chanel yeah yeah um put chanel belts on all the trees because whenever i walk home all the trees are like you look amazing where do i get that outfit and i'll be like here you could be just like me.

45:40And then they have Chanel belts on. It's amazing.

45:45Yeah, I love trees. I love aspens. Aspens are my favorite tree. Yeah. It's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow? Like, amongst themselves or to her? Oh, sorry, that was the other line. But, like, trees are magic. I love them. They have personalities. My goal weight is a tree. Yeah. They also, by the way, like, we have beautiful trees in the front house. We don't have any of those ugly trees. Any of those stupid, ugly trees? Ew, go away. What do you do? Hang out with Angie Harrington? Gross. I will literally talk to the trees. I'll be like, how are you? Can I touch? Can I touch? And I'll tell them it's like, okay, to tap me on the shoulder.

46:23Okay, here's the secret, guys. My team of seven lawyers, they're just trees, but they're so good at what they do. Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get a warden if you were in the forest with them. Like, oh my gosh, you guys talk to each other i love that what are we talking about are you an aspen i love aspen that's my favorite tree it's like what trees are talking to lisa barlow

46:53oh i just i just we need we need to have a referendum on the heather gayism it's just too much it's too much like they're gonna close branson missouri because of heather it's like okay you know what it's over it's all over i feel like she's gonna start opening she's gonna start opening for joe gorga and in atlantic city soon okay she's amazing like she always was am i right it's just you know what it is it just speaks as someone who's like too aware too self-aware of like the show and is too concerned with the production of it all she's always been she's always made jokes like you mentioned she's always made jokes in the in the confessional it's been fine but like now she's starting to believe like guys i'm here to save the episode here comes my funny moment it's like it's too much okay so lisa's like brentney i wanted to ask you like would you like throw up every day when we were in kind of one were you like throwing up and britney's like um well didn't we all sort of get sick when the boat sort of went like this yeah but yours wasn't from alcohol which by the way you know what this is all about this is a giant revenge from last year when Brittany said she heard Meredith throwing up.

48:04And now, Meredith and Lisa are like, we got her. We found out she threw up. It's so stupid. Lisa, it's like not subtle at all. You know, there's zero subtlety. By the way, okay, I just finished my tree segment. Okay, yeah. I wanted to ask you, do you throw up every day in Canawan? Like, what is that? Where did that come from? And Brittany's like, well, no, I mean, I guess I already get emotion sickness. Oh, yeah, so it wasn't from the alcohol. It wasn't from like drinking in your room, going in like the bathroom and like tipping the bottle. Was it more than what I saw? Do you have like a crazy problem?

48:37Do you like Nicolas Cage? Do you want to go to Vegas and then leave there? What's going on? That girl from the babysitter's club will take care of you. Don't worry about it. Just don't prioritize men over her. Okay. She has a huge shoe collection. That's her. It's in her name. What is Lisa even talking about? I mean, if Lisa had a problem with this, then wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht? I mean, I think they did because they were giving you shit when you were barfing and still taking shots. So this is weird that they're acting like no one ever talked to Britney about it. But it's also weird that they brought it up.

49:10I mean, well, Britney being an alcoholic on a boat doesn't make Meredith less of an alcoholic, you know, in fight. So it just seems like an odd. They're probably winding up in addition to having revenge from last year. They're also probably winding up to a moment of, see, it's not nice when people make allegations about you based off of scant evidence or hearsay, right? So we shouldn't do this. Like, it's definitely like a, aha, see, see what it's like to walk a mile in my very high, tall heels. So Brittany is like, well, you're trying to serve something up, Lisa Barlow. No, Brittany, you're like a little lush.

49:47I heard that you were drinking and like throwing up and like drinking and then like throwing up and then like you took a glass of wine and you put like the wine in the glass and you drank it and then afterwards you're like uh oh throw up time alcoholic hey guess what do you want to go to the bathroom at this restaurant it's downstairs you'll have to take 12 steps Heather's like sounds like a girl's trip to me yeah Heather uh so Lisa's like so yeah are you an alcoholic cause yeah I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride like you would throw up and then start drinking again. Who did you hear that from?

50:21A tree. A tree told me. I love trees. The trees have eyes. Yeah. So then there was a flashback to Meredith said it in the bath. Basically Meredith's like well Lisa what I heard was that Brittany was throwing up on the yacht. Which is also like throwing up on the yacht. It's pretty standard. Angie actually spent a whole day doing that. So Brittany is like She's like, oh gosh, but who said it? I don't know who said it. Someone said it. I don't know. Maybe it was like Hephaestus, Greek goddess of Hephaestus. And Brittany's like, well, everyone saw me do this. Like, no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith.

50:59So who's talking about me now? Like, who's making this a thing? Like, I want to know. And honestly, like, thank you so much. Like, it's such an honor to be like the focus of an argument again. And then they just keep cutting to Bronwyn, like making this face like, oh God, not me. No. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I literally hurt my neck just now doing the brawn one. Not this. Like now my neck hurts. Like now I'm gonna have to get a massage or go to a chiropractor. Like I literally hurt my neck doing the brawn one. So they go to dinner and Mary's like, oh my God, why are there more stairs?

51:32Why are there stairs literally everywhere here? Which is kind of how I felt about a lot of Europe. I mean, Italy, especially. I was like, is this whole country calling me a flat ass? Like, Jesus, I get it. Okay. You want me to climb some stairs? So they go to dinner and Heather is like, wow. They're looking at the menu and Heather and Lisa goes, oh my God, they have burrata. I love burrata. And Heather goes, but it's buffalo. Like, what is buffalo burrata? She's like, oh my God, I don't know. Is it from a buffalo? She goes, oh my God, no, I'm not going to eat that. What is it from a buffalo? How can you love burrata and you've never heard of buffalo?

52:10How do you not heard of buffalo mozzarella? now admittedly it took me a very long time in my life to finally look it up to be because I just sort of accepted it was called buffalo mozzarella but I never questioned why it was called that and then one day I was like why is it called that is it like it's not really from a buffalo is it and it's like what's from a water buffalo right like I don't know you know I don't even know I don't care the point is they all have phones they could look it up and I don't know why they're not looking it up so Bronwyn is having an emotional moment yeah her she knows it's Todd because the ringer is...

52:48Hello, Todd? Todd? What's up? Is everything okay? Is everything okay, Todd? Todd, what's happening? And we find out that it's her mom's last weekend in the house because they've sold it. So Todd flew out last minute to swoop in and help get it done. He's keeping me up to date. And I think it's just, it's wearing on both of them. So I feel incredibly guilty, incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there. I mean, God, finally, I could have been the one to kick my mother out of the house, and I didn't get the chance. I just feel so terrible that my mom has to understand what it feels like to need your family at a desperate time in your life, and they just abandon you.

53:24So, God, I feel so terrible that that has to happen for her. I just wanted to be able to put her last box in the U-Haul and say, well, you shouldn't have gotten knocked up then, mother. Okay, goodbye. Well, I did send her an N95 mask. That way, when Todd starts to fart, she's protected. but anyway good luck to you mom thankfully he probably won't be farting because he won't be making out with her so it's a big trigger for him so Bronwyn's on the phone and she's basically wrapping up and she's talking about this whole thing and she's like she feels really bad about it so she comes back to the table and Whitney's like is everything okay how are you an alcoholic now was that your dealer was that your supplier.

54:09She's got a problem. I see the signs. Was Todd upset because he thought Meredith is having alcoholic problems?

54:22Alcoholic. So Bronwyn's like, nope. Todd just texted me. He was like, can you call me? And so, but he was sick and tired of texting. Like, oh, is that what that was? We thought you had gas. Because it turns out Todd's text town is every time it comes in. So Lisa's like, what did he say about it? Well, it's just a lot. It's just a lot. But is your mom doing any better? Well, I think yesterday was really hard. It was Mother's Day and none of her kids were there and I think it felt intense. I'm just trying to say that what my mom went through is probably a lot worse than what Meredith went through or what Brittany went through.

54:55So if you guys want to cry about it, maybe you should send some tears to Muzzy because she had the worst situation of all because she was also got no calls and was packing up a house that she grew up in. So thank you. So they all get these shots and are drinking the shots. And are these the ones where they're having to taste them with their tongues? The really strong shots are like, well, yeah, well, then Mary, Mary, Mary couldn't take it. So Brittany's like, wait, Lisa, I still want to know where the whole alcoholic thing came from. Like, please tell me. I mean, who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic?

55:31Well, you know what? I just heard that you threw out more than once. I just heard that. But who, though? Okay, well, I heard it, and I told it to Lisa. There, there, I heard it. But who did you hear it from? And Meredith just shrugs. Just while I heard it through the grapevine, I was eating some cereal, and some raisins started dancing around and told me about it. The raisin on the saxophone is very talented, but they said we were missing our brothers because someone sold them off the grapevine and turned us into wine and put us into Brittany's stomach. So Brittany's like, well, who's the mysterious birdie?

56:07My roommate? And Mary's like, why do we have to talk about throw up? Well, I'm not outing anyone who said anything because I have morals on the rest of you in this group. But to America, Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with Brittany and that she spent the entire time drinking to the point of vomiting and then started drinking again. And so then Bronwyn is telling us, she's like, well, I'm not going to take credit for saying that. Because that is not what I said. Okay, what actually happened is Meredith came to me and said, was Brittany throwing up on the boat? Did you see this? And I said, of course I saw it.

56:42We roomed together. We shared a bathroom and I saw her throwing up. I mean, there was no insinuation that she was drunk or that she was drinking and throwing up. And Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up. And all I said was, we shared a bathroom and of course I saw her throwing up. Okay, so you did. So you did say it. And who cares? She was doing it. So, who cares? Brittany is saying that Meredith is such a hypocrite. Because she's like, you know, she's not speaking to Whitney for weeks. for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper. And now she thinks it's okay to do that to me.

57:09I'm like, no, the point is you're supposed to realize how you're not supposed to say, well, she's a hypocrite. You're supposed to say, oh, I see why this can be hurtful that someone can take circumstantial evidence and turn it against you and make damning accusations. You're supposed to have some self-reflection. Right. I think the point is that you guys are being hypocrites by acting like this is a big deal that someone is saying you're an alcoholic, right? Right. So Heather is like, well, does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem? Hold on. I just peed myself. I did. I did have one too many.

57:41OK, but anyway, does anyone think that Brittany has a drinking problem? Raise your hand. I'm just raising my hand as an example. The waiter's raising his hand. Hi. I might have I might have had sex with him. Maybe I'm not saying I did. All I'm saying is it just sounds pretty judgy to say lush alky, you know. OK, but let's not joke about that because it's a serious accusation.

58:05I outed Elkie over there. Elkie! Elkie! Elkie! Because you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding again. And that's probably not great. I can do it too. This is really fun. Elkie! Pounding? There was no pounding of drinks. I can't even pound drinks. But Lisa, why are you saying that about Brittany? We can't call Meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic. Why is that fair? But you did holler an alcoholic. And then you just had a whole lunch where you insinuated that she was an alcoholic. So are you not seeing the point here? Now, do I think that Lisa is making this point in a good way?

58:41No, this is not a good landing. She's not sticking the landing, nor is she sticking the takeoff either. Just like this is just like a real messy, awkward thing. But like it's in the messiness where Lisa, Lisa is the queen of clunkiness. And it's just so great seeing her do her craft. Yeah. she's just clanking on and she's like nobody called her an alcoholic and it pops up on screen flashback to 16 seconds earlier lisa calling britney and alky but you just but just because you said alky doesn't make a cute alky alky alky bartakamas i'm talking to you i didn't say she was i didn't point her and say alcoholic pill popper remember she's like yeah but you said alcoholic lush well i added alky lush in to make it less serious we have to imagine like it was pretty cool like all the trees are laughing right now yeah sorry i was just trying to make it more fun stop that's not less serious when i said that to meredith you annihilated me and that was a double standard don't do that that's not cute i'm standing up for people being called alcoholics i love the double standard on alcoholic accusations when i call someone an alcoholic in a pillow popper it's bad but when you do it somehow it's okay so uh brahman's like okay well um say sorry say sorry to her and let's move on say sorry no i'm not sorry i'm sorry i don't think you're an alcoholic okay there so angie's like okay moving on from booze and boys what about like you're successful you're interesting right then heather's like well your acting history is pretty successful i mean you were on the mistletoes which is pretty cool you have you have an imd because she's talking to Britney.

1:00:19She's like, you know, you're you have a very good acting resume. You're not lying about it at all. You've accomplished lots of things. You've probably accomplished more than any of us here. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. And Brom was like, what? Can I ask you what you just said? You said Britney's a great actress and that's nice. I mean, you're standing up for her. And the last thing you said was, I mean, frankly, Britney's more accomplished than a lot of people at this table, which I mean, I don't know. I don't know if you've heard, but I was a secretary in the financial district at one time. So I would talk about it, but the case is sealed.

1:00:54The case is sealed. But how dare you? How dare you? How dare you say that she's more accomplished? I have a brand that is so failed that I've made it a storyline. That's an accomplishment. I have makeup that I have moisturizer that I can't use because of a brand deal with my husband. and jewelry I bought off Alibaba and never spoke about again. How dare you? I have prism. And because of my situation, I've had to revise it. That's why Justin and I are saying that right now we are focused on prism reform.

1:01:35Why would you say that one of us is more accomplished than the other? Well, yeah, I mean, well, how many of us have been in five or six holiday movies that nobody ever wants to watch? And Lisa's like, I've sold three businesses. I know Blake Lively. I'm very smart. I set up a high top in a bar once. Okay, that's a lot of accomplishment. I'm just saying she has accolades. Well, I have design awards and all kinds of other things. I don't know if you've seen, but on my refrigerator, there's an award for best mom that was written on a paper plate by my toddler. So I think we know who's the most accomplished here.

1:02:09And Mary goes, one at a time. Okay. so Whitney's like I don't even know how we're defining success but it's comical that the thought of Britney having more than them drives them crazy that's fair that's a fair point it is kind of hilarious because normally you would say you know what why don't we take a moment to talk about our accomplishments because we're all accomplished and we all come at each other and why don't we talk about all the wonder why don't we praise everyone for their accomplishments but instead it's like no no okay Britney was in oh she was in Little Mermaid in Japan once. Well, guess what?

1:02:44I sold jewelry. Okay. It's so weird. And it's so weird that Bronwyn is the one who gets so upset. It's like, how dare you? How dare you talk about Britney's accomplishments like that? What are you so upset about? I made my living room look like Beetlejuice. Last year, I gave a lot of money to a charity on Instagram that said that I never gave them that money so i don't know what you guys are talking about i sourced i sourced a mug from cincinnati for todd that's quite the accomplishment but i'm not saying anything other than that she's not just some lonely house mouse it doesn't have anything on her resume

1:03:23well i was called them today so there was that and then we see a flashback to six hours earlier and angie going you are delusional it's like the lights are on but nobody's home and britney's like wait the lights the lights are on at home because you don't even know what it means that's how much they're not on the lights are not on this is not a great home i love that because also the way angie said because when when britney was confused by the saying when angie the way angie was angie was just like wow you're dumber than i thought like her vibe was like wow you don't even know that's that's how much they're not on like that's how that's how off they are Like you don't even have solar patio lights that come on by them.

1:04:06Blackout curtains.

1:04:11You are off the grid. And Brittany's like, wow, you're really going low, Angie. You're really going low. Now you're talking about electricity bills. And she goes, you're calling me stupid. And Angie just nods and smiles like, yes, yes, I am. This is someone who crashed into a tray this morning. Yes, I am calling you stupid. Heather's like well everyone here loves the pylon to Britney and the truth is oh okay so you're her mouthpiece so you're her mouthpiece now you think I'm her mouthpiece just because I'm a New York Times bestselling author three times in a row that makes me suddenly a mouthpiece I'm not trying to be I just don't want to fight you guys over Britney well you do you seem to go real hard Mary Mary is annoyed for no reason again and Heather's like well I just don't like the pylons on Britney I mean, it's the lowest common denominator.

1:05:01She doesn't even know how to turn her lights on in her house. I mean, she's trying to be a good sport, and the bullies are just stealing her lunch money. And Brittany's like, well, thank heaven somebody comes to my rescue. Well, why don't you come to your own rescue? At some point, she's got to stand up for herself, says Mary. And Angie's like, wait, Heather, we're asking Lisa to step back and allow Meredith to communicate and find her voice with friends. And there's times, Meredith, where you're really hurt, but you haven't been able to say that this is how you're making me feel. And you've got Lisa trying to tell people how you feel.

1:05:33And it's not the same. So Heather, you're trying to tell everyone how Brittany feels. And you need to allow Brittany to find her voice in her own group. What I'm trying to say is let her respond on her own so we can make fun of her some more because it'll be hilarious. So let her figure it out with Meredith and let Meredith figure it out with everyone else without Lisa stepping in. Which I think is not a terrible point. But they are always really mean to Brittany. Now, is it funny? Yes. Do I love it? I do. But they are really mean to Britney. And Lisa coming for Britney for no reason at this lunch is not cool.

1:06:08So I feel like it's important to get that in. But also say thank you because I really love you. Yeah, I have a lot of really emotions about this. Yeah. Whitney's like no I think there's a big difference between what Heather does for Brittany and the other dog versus what Lisa does for Meredith because I don't like Meredith and that's different. Lisa's like wait a minute. No because I haven't even said what the fuck it is yet. Shut the fuck up and let me talk. And then she gets fingers in her face and Lisa's like no you shut the fuck up. Don't you talk to me like that again. Don't talk to me like that again or a Mexican elder is going to wrap your neck and it's branches.

1:06:46and it's going to strangle you. I've got friends in high places. Literally, Redwoods. So then they're talking and then Lisa knocks over her wine and spills. Oh my God, that was an accident. That was not part of the fight. It's fine, it's out of bounds. Don't worry, time out. Time out, let's clean it up. It's fine, I'll buy you a new one. Okay, well, you know what? Hold my hand because it's the only way. Just give me seven seconds, Lisa Barlow. Seven seconds for this sisterhood. seven seconds to tell you about my three books that I've written. No, I just don't like you guys telling me what to do and what not to do.

1:07:22I don't like it, okay? If I want to stand up for her, I will stand up for her. I didn't even say anything yet, and you're assuming what I'm going to fucking say. When he's like standing and screaming and having a fit, the waiter comes over and he's like, ladies, excuse me, unfortunately, the restaurant will not be closed. And they just ignore him. Angie's like, okay, well, I would like to toast to Greece. So five more minutes. Five more minutes. Five more Greek minutes. No, no, restaurants closed. No, no, five more minutes. Hey, this is my country, sir. This is my country, sir. Oh, my God. I was so embarrassed.

1:07:56No, please don't. I'll bet she does this at Epcot Center. She's like, this is my country. This is Florida, man. Get the fuck out of here. A lot of people were angry at Angie Kay about this because they felt like it was kind of a Karen moment for her. my interpretation of it was that her was her saying like no no i know we all look we look like loud annoying awful americans but i'm actually greek it's okay i think she was trying to be like it's cool i'm cool i'm one of you um that was my interpretation of it maybe i'm just an angie k apologist and i'm okay with that too but um i i just chuckled i was not i just put my head in my hands like oh no angie what are you doing what are you doing this is not your country even if it is your country who says that like if you're in chile is getting a fight with someone and they're like you cannot fight in this bar um excuse me this is my country okay yeah it's less appealing when you when you put that accent on it um when uh yeah so the waiter's like you know i'm sorry but this restaurant is closed milady you know that i don't know you know there's no one else getting up from any other tables in this restaurant and they just i have to say it's they They all start to laugh because they realize, oh, whoops, we took our community theater scene a little bit too far.

1:09:08Yeah, it's like second place we're getting asked to leave today. So I'm like, this is embarrassing. First, we get kicked out of the spa. And now we get kicked out of a restaurant. I mean, Greeks party until the sun comes up. And now we're getting kicked out of a restaurant. That is bad. That is bad. It's bad. And he goes, please, don't forget your stuff because I don't want you to come back to find it. We want to know places that we ever agreed to have this show here. please leave please i've never been kicked out of a greek restaurant in my life that was so embarrassing he's like oh go so they all leave and then he and then you see the waiter cleaning up and he tells like the bartender in greek thank god that they left

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