#3160 Below Deck Med S10E16 Part 2: Ba Da Ba Ba Ba - Not Luvin’ It

0:20Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part 2 of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. Yeah. So now we cut back to the guests and they see a big square like hole in the castle. And one of them was like, oh, it's a Spanish glory hole. Ooh. So they all start laughing. And now they go to a restaurant and Kizzy and V are like, do you want us to just leave you alone? So you guys can do a kiss, please. So they have to sit together. So he just sits on this little bench like, oh, God.

0:57So Kizzy says, so Aisha said you wanted to chat with me again. She's like, yeah, because like the whole thing like I was missing before. Is it like you guys said you just had like a quick little make out and it was an accident because you were drunk. But I mean, like it seems like maybe it was more than that. Like I thought to myself, nah. And Kizzy's like, well, we have flirted since the day he got on board. You know that. and like you can see that and like everyone can see that right and like he couldn't have been more clear about the fact that it's not serious and that he doesn't want anything after six weeks you know so i don't understand why you're so upset and she's like why i'm so upset yeah because if it's something that never would have happened for you guys like she's basically like why are you acting so crazy why did you get your like hopes up that this was gonna be something more than like would happen on this charter season uh but like disregarding the fact that joe spent much of her time and our time talking about how special this was and how he doesn't want to have the expiry date anymore on this relationship when the season's over right and so if he's like well i mean i would think that like people who work with me and are supposed to be my friends would have more respect for me and kissy's like kind of gets a roll her eyes face and she's like yeah and i wish that was different but i guess it's not and kizzy's just like yeah so yeah it's shocking it's not shocking but it is shocking but it's not shocking to me how kizzy and joe don't seem to understand why v is like upset and what's funny is that they know why she'd be upset because that because when she was away they spent two days stressing and crying well he cried and they were like pacing and nervous So if I had to guess, I would say that Kizzy feels that she was flirting with Joe first.

2:50And V knew that when she started hooking up with Joe and she they talked about what a fuck boy he was, whatever. So then when V started hooking up with Joe, Kizzy was just like, OK, well, I guess you're going to hook up with Joe now. Like she didn't get mad at her for hooking up with Joe. So I think Kizzy is like, well, I had him first and you took him from me and I didn't get mad. And now that you got rid of him and I'm taking him back, why are you mad? Like he was mine first. And I get why that's stupid logic. But I think that that's how Kizzy's thinking of it in her head. I think Joe's way worse because Joe was the one like, oh, but you're the only one for me now.

3:29I can't think of anybody else. And this is it. This is it. I'm a different man. You know, Joe did all that stuff. But Kizzy's like, I mean, it's a fuck boy. It's like we're sharing a bowl of popcorn and you're mad that I'm like eating the popcorn too. Like it's both of our popcorn. Yeah. I mean, Kizzy at least is a little bit more honest about her intentions, which I do appreciate, believe it or not, despite my rant that was had no good foundation because it was based off of the King Arthur situation that I misunderstood. But she is being more honest about it. But Joe is not. And the fact that they just – I just think it's – the reason why they're acting like she's crazy obviously is because they don't want to – they have a hard time seeing themselves as the bad people in this situation.

4:08But they know they're the bad people in this situation, which is why they were – why Joe was crying and that's why Kizzy was feeling regret and remorse when they were not there. But then as soon as she gets back, and then they have to actually deal with the consequences, the consequences of their actions, they don't like it. So now they're going to make it seem like V is some crazy, rational person for daring to be upset that this entire situation unfolded between her, the guy she was banging, and, like, her friend who she's sort of besties with on the boat. Yeah. Yeah. So Kizzy's like, well, I can't help it.

4:39I need to explore what's happening between me and Joe. I'll regret it if I don't. I don't want to have regrets. Oh, you're going to be filled with plenty of regrets. Yes. So V's like, I mean, you're never even going to be apologetic. Like, you're not going to feel sorry about it or say anything. Like, I've looked at her Instagram. She hasn't cried once. I mean, this tells me who she is as a person. And, like, for myself, this is someone I would not want to be friends with afterwards. So, whatever. And Kizzy's like, okay, well, we have a good connection. And it's fair for us to have explored that.

5:11Like, I mean, in a shit way, but still. and V's like okay but at the cost of my feelings I mean I guess I disagree but you did it and she goes nailed it that's right it was at the cost of your feelings

5:27so Sandy's on the boat and the swells are huge and the guests are wrapping up their meals and everything and they're coming back to the boat and Nathan is like so Aisha did you have a chat with V earlier and she's like well she said they worded it that they had a drunken kiss. And they're like, yeah, that's bullshit. And she's like, I know. So Nathan's like upset about this. And he's like, I'm going to fucking call it out if I see it. And she's like, well, I was going to go. I was going. Well, I was like, you're going to go. You're going to get spoken to. And I was like, just be nice. He's like, I can't stand for it.

6:04I will not stand for this. So Asia's like, oh, Nathan's growing up. It's just really beautiful to watch. And he's like, how the fuck have I become the mature, responsible one out of this group? I don't know that anybody would accuse you of that. Yeah, I'm like, I've seen your social media. I'm not sure I would say you're the mature, responsible adult of this group right now. But that's okay. So now they go pick up Kizzy and V. and uh they captain sandy's like whoa it's really windy out there god it's it's windier than the empty queue of men that norma would have in her dating line if you see what i was trying to go for with that one it's windier than the back of norma's pants after a block of cheese not much it's windy that was better that was a good one very windy so now the tender goes to pick up the guests Kizzy's like come save me from this awfulness so Joe brings him back and of course he and Kizzy are flirting and V's just like Jesus Christ these people really like they're just shameless so now they all get back and Josh is complimenting his fish as one does and now it's water toy time and so Aisha and Kizzy see each other oh this is where it is so Kizzy's like we had our chat She goes, are we at peace now?

7:32She goes, oh, yeah, no, no, we're at peace. But also I'm young and single. I mean, what am I meant to do? And she goes, not be a little bitch. I'm not being a little bitch. But you were a little bitch. You were. You were. I've changed. I've changed. No, I don't think you've changed. But I apologise. Well, that's good. Well done. Well done. Thank you, mother. Thank you. Wow. I apologise and I meant it. No, you didn't mean it. but that's okay, darling. And then it cuts to Aisha and the confessional, just rolling your eyes. She's like, really? Really? So then Josh is like, can I squeeze in your, can I just get by here for a second?

8:16And then Kizzy's like, you're the only one I haven't ticked off Josh, which is funny because he's, he's hot. He's hot. And watch what happens live. And, uh, so then, uh, Josh, then, then she's like jokes. You know, remember we did, She says something about like, she basically says about their flirtations. Like, you're the only one who hasn't gotten mad at me. And he's like, well, I play hard to get, which is funny for poor Josh. The easiest to get. You're hard to get any. Yeah. So then now we go to Nathan FaceTiming Gail. So I have to say with everything going on on these shows, the Nathan crying to Gail part is the worst.

8:56So you know how I always complain on here when friends get married and they're like, if you don't behave you are not coming to my wedding it becomes a year of them holding their wedding over everybody's head like oh really well someone's not coming to my wedding party and now nathan is kind of doing that but it's his sister's wedding it's like oh i've got something really important to run by you maybe i could come to ireland and come to my sister's wedding i was like this was wow what a fucking offer the offer was supposed to be that you come back on the boat and fire max not that you take your your take gail to your sister's wedding and how awkward gosh i don't know no i would also the offer of like you're in you're in this relationship with somebody where you never see each other and then you ghost her because you're never in the same place and so your solution is for her to come to you again exactly and so she's like you'll see this waiting and he's like yeah are you sure you want me there what we gail the question should not be are you sure you want me there she says that almost as if like she's some taboo scarlet letter it's like no she'd be like are you sure you won't ghost me but between now and then that should be the question well i think she's saying like are you sure i'm important enough to come to this extremely important event and he's like you've won you've won the golden ticket she's like let me think about this so he says that um after the season me and gail went to ireland and gail met my family and they think the world of her and now that my sister's getting married after the season i just hope she might come with me jesus christ i've got no idea oh but i've just done something huge i've invited somebody on a date that i don't have to pay for and the producer's like wow you're really nervous right now he's like what do you mean like you're picking out tape from the floor he's like oh god what have i done to myself i'm picking up the tape oh man this is crazy you know tape it's so addictive to pick up and they're like so yeah so Gail huh I miss her I love Gail it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so then V sees this and she's like oh my god that was like so cute like you like smile when she talks that's like so cute and he's like oh fuck off so now three of the guests are on a tube and they tip over.

11:18And so then Aisha goes to see Josh in the galley and talks about dinner and he's like, well, it's plated. We're doing onion lattes with lobster. Lottes. Lottes. After that is delicious. You never know. It's chefery. After that's a red snapper dish. It's going to be a banger. A real banger. And she's like, yo!

11:44Someone picked up against it as always. Okay. Bye. You got your five minutes of camera time for the episode. Now moving on. So Max, some of the guests are on this like tube thing that is tied to Max's jet ski. And he's going to basically go tow them around at a high speed. Yeah. Or the tender. And they're like, go, go fast. Go super fast, Max. And he starts going really fast. And they're like zipping around and bouncing. and everyone's watching and Sandy's like, okay, Nathan, Nathan, tell Max to slow it down, okay? Tell Max to treat that tender like Norma's dating cue. Slow, okay? Slow down. Slow.

12:29But she's smiling. She's like, that wacky kid out there, what's going on? And Nathan's like, V, tell Max to slow down. She's like, okay, slow down. And he's like, oh, no speed now. I've got no speed. there's barely any speed going on here I don't know what anybody expect of me and Nathan's like no you're going way too fast I don't know how many times I have to say it but slow down just don't let them bounce wherever they get whiplash they'll get whiplash and you see that he really is like swinging them everywhere they are bouncing all over the place and then of course eventually someone goes flying off you know and Max yeah two of them go flying off yeah still Max is fine it's like wow Max is sure in trouble just put the guests in danger for the second time this episode oh okay god max is so funny isn't he and and they're like wow when we hit the water that really hurt that's so fun he's like oh yeah so nathan is like furious and then you know nathan's you know he's like he's mad at max and max is like oh he really think i'm a baby it's like you are a baby you are a baby with the mustache.

13:33Get back to the boat. Well, if a guest asks you to go fast, you don't say no. The guests don't know the difference between going fast and slow on a fucking inner tube on back of a tender, okay? They don't do that every day. So Nathan's like, well, it's not safe, and he's not listening. I'm absolutely fuming with him. So, then Captain Sandy makes Max go and rescues the people that he has flipped off of the tube, but they're complaining that it hurts. And so he's in trouble. So let's see what happens. Nothing. Spoiler alert. Nothing. So now Nathan goes and tells Joe. He's like, oh, you're the lead deckhand, so you've got to take control of this.

14:13He's out of control. And so what do you think Joe's going to do? He's going to be like, let's calm down. Do me one massive favor. I know you don't do it, but don't go too fast. Just calm down a little bit. But I think a little bit of the waves. I wasn't going fast. The waves make it look like it's going of ass it's like no i know what you mean thanks for understanding i'm like okay you guys are all idiots all three of you it's time for you to go so max after all of that what he got was an incredibly powerful thank you so there you go there you go guys so now everyone's getting ready for the night um it's a mannequin thing it's like another decoration or putting mannequins everywhere.

14:58Jewels on their face and stuff like that. And so Captain checks in with Josh. She's like, hey, Josh, listen. I just want you to know. I saw a little cartoon skinny person with really good hair. Can we hire that guy? What's his name? And so Josh is like, my mind, my natural state is always questioning myself. And, you know, Josh, you ain't going to be able to manage all that. You ain't going to be able to put Red Snapper on a plate, Josh. You're not going to be able to do too much. But Dominic, go fuck yourself. I'm doing a full-plated meal tonight, and I ain't going to fucking fail. You watch.

15:37It's like, oh, okay. You sure told that animated character what's up when you put the fish on the plate and survived the odds of being able to do such things. Yeah. So then Kizzy and Kathy are in a cabin cleaning, and Kizzy picks up something that looks like a scrubber, like a toilet scrubber. And she's like, is this a vibrator? Is it? No. I don't know of any toilet scrubber brush vibrators. But why would you carry around a toilet brush as a guest? You know, people have different needs and different kinks. And some people are like, can't wait to get on that yacht and clean some toilets. I love some yachty cosplay.

16:23Maybe. Okay. So, first chorus comes out, and it's a bisque and an annaludy pasta with a butternut puree. And the guy's like, we are but alone. This is amazing. And Joe checks in with Nathan, and Nathan's still fuming about Max. And Joe goes, well, I can see both sides. And he goes, how can you see a side? He's like, well, I can understand when you're in the water. It's, you know, that's a lot. There's waves, there's water, there's fish in there. You know, we don't see them that often, but it doesn't mean they're not there. Have you ever thought about that? This is a bullshit response. You can see both sides.

16:59No. What's the other side of your boss saying slow down the boat and you don't slow down the boat? What is the other side of that? Because I don't really understand that. So Nathan does not like this. He's like, what the fuck is that? And then there's more food coming out and it's a snapper and a sauce with white wine and tomatoes and some peppers. And everyone really likes it. and uh this one guy's like so we went to two other michelin restaurants this week before we came here and literally this is 10 times better i mean admittedly it was more just like a vending machine in a michelin store we got new tires is what we're saying but this is better than the vending machine so kudos to the chef really wow wow plated meals at dinner it just elevates everything.

17:45And so she tells Josh, I said that I went to Michelin restaurant. Could you just speed it up? I'm trying to cook here. They loved your food. They loved it. And he's like, fucking love that. He's like, did you hear that, Dominic? Did you hear those comments? And he goes, I might. And he goes, yeah, exactly. Shut your traps. Oh, for sex sake. So then everyone's wrapping up their stuff for the day and cabins are done and everything. and Kathy is happy that she didn't cry today. She's like, I got my British back. I didn't cry, even though it's two days after severe trauma. So, toodly-doo, back to my room.

18:24And Max is like, I want to cuddle with you before bed. And she's like, okay, cool. So he's like, mademoiselle, so we need to chat. She's like, oh, God, what do you want to chat about? He's like, well, what are we? What? What are we? Are you saying what are yes? no that was all that was english we not french we keep up she's like so you're singing it now are you he's like well it is easier to sing about something than to speak about something and she goes well serious when you make it less serious is that what you're saying he's like oh you're missing the point she goes please please don't ask me to be your girlfriend he's like oh just i would just love to really not rush things completely you know if you want to have a conversation about it not just being a seasoned thing i mean maybe some other night, you know, maybe tomorrow night after dinner.

19:12I don't know. It's not now, please. Could you, like, not suffocate this girl like two days after she found out that her stepfather, who she loved, died? Could you just, like, give her some space? Give her a minute, bro. Yes, just to have some time, okay? So she's like, well, I mean, I do like him, but I'm not ready to have this conversation, you know? I mean, do we have to rush things? I mean, you're not on a speedboat. Get it? Kathy Byrne. i'm here i'm learning i'm learning so joe is um he's like he's in a dj costume he's like in his abiza dj costume which is like shiny and showing off his arms and stuff and he comes through the crew mess and they just sees him and he's like and he's like he's like oh why don't you come watch me do my dj set and she's like um no just enjoy the attention which was beautifully barbed he's like i do it for the tip darling so because he's like what are you doing djing and he goes yeah i'm pretending to be dj and she goes oh god i've never been so attracted to you in my life he's like i know this i know seeing this right look at this and natan's like mental it's mental so kathy and max say good night and joe's djing and b is watching she's just totally disgusted and um kizzy of course comes right behind joe and it's like you know she's like on him in the dj booth and he's on her and v is just like i hate these people yeah um so nathan checks on v and he's like i'm here if you need me and then it's time for everyone to go to bed and um kizzy is talking to joe and she's like oh my god did you have today's chat and he He goes, no, it's just like Victoria.

20:57Give me a break, man. I mean, we tried something. It didn't work out. Cool. We can have a laugh and make a joke and a story. Are you good? And Nathan can hear this. It's such an amazing, like a brazen rewriting of the situation. Like, oh, we just tried something. You took selfies with her. You told your mom about her. You promised to take her back to meet your mom. You sold her the whole story. And now it's like, oh, it's just we tried something fun. and that didn't work out. Let's laugh about it. I'm like, laugh about it. You're the one who was sobbing in the bathroom. We all watched you. So Nathan is like, you know what?

21:32It's probably the best of your, just be mindful on the night out. Be mindful with her, you know? And he's like, but we're not together. Obviously she wants something more. I mean, she's crazy cuckoo lady, strings attached, needy, clingy, stage five clinger, you know what I'm saying? And if it affects you so much, then like, then it's wrong. So it really was never good in the first place because she was way too invested. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. yeah he's like so you're looking for something serious you know and he goes just stop wouldn't wouldn't do that to one of my friends and then fucking saying oh just get over it it's not that fucking intense i mean but it might be to her and he's like well i just want to have fun he goes just keep it in your fucking trousers that's the last that i'll be getting involved Commercials Here comes one right now

22:21So Nathan's like I know Joe doesn't want to hear what I'm telling him About V but I have to make him aware Because that's what a true friendship is I'm like also you're his boss and this whole thing is messing up Your department But sometimes you have to tell each other shit you don't want to hear So Joe's like I mean fuck me if I tried to kiss him shit like and done it in her face, all right? But anyway, I mean, we're not even together. I mean, anyway, whatever. We're not together. We're not together. Yeah. So now it's the final day of the charter. They're hauling in the anchor to go back to the port and everything, and V is feeling a little bit better, and she's being a little bit more cordial with Joe.

23:01She gets something from Joe, and so Joe goes up to her. They're at their anchoring positions, and Joe's like, Victoria, I'm back here with you today. And like, you know, and then I'll run off. okay so i just want to say hey the time that we had no one's gonna take that away from me anyway like i learned a lot from you as well and it's just i want in the future what you want in the future or what we want are very different things and like you said you wanted no strings attached but obviously there were strings attached like oh wow okay so now you're trying to break up with her you were broke you were she broke up with you already she dumped you last week so why are you acting like you're breaking up with her you fucking weirdo yeah she's she's like yeah but like what you and kizzy did to me i don't think that like friends would do that to each other and he's like a drunken kiss i can't even remember i mean come on and she just like gives him a look and he's like i care for your well-being on this boat more than anything which is why i couldn't even remember your birthday when you said i'm leaving this boat because the birthday my birthday is the day that my boyfriend died but i didn't remember this guy's like i'm just so sensitive but i promise you know nothing and nothing's gonna happen on this boat with kizzy i promise you i'm not gonna hold i i'm gonna hold my word to it i'm gonna hold i'm gonna hold my word he's just mad that she's mad at him he doesn't he's uncomfortable with people being mad at him and he and he either has to find resolution and he was not able to find resolutions or he has to villainize her so that's what he's doing he's making her seem like the crazy person and she's like uh v tells us um this is crazy because like quote unquote i'm such a good person i'm going to promise not to hurt you again quote it's true it is such a manipulation by joe's like but i'm such a respectful man i'm very conscious of people's feelings she's like wow what did he fucking joker yeah so now it's time to doc and um joe's like it wasn't my intention to hurt you honestly she He goes, okay, well, I don't know what you want me to say.

24:57So they're tying up the lines and throwing the lines to the doc and all that good stuff. And Kizzy scares Aisha. And now the guests are, you know, talking about how much fun this was and how they used to always have fun before fucking kids. And now it's time to go. Yeah. So the guests leave. They give them tips and everything. And now it's time for the tip meeting. All right, everyone. Charter 8, right? Charter 8, well, more like it with that plate of food. Good job, Josh. I'm just so proud of you all. Well done on the themes, okay? Great work. And the chef. Josh, you really did a great job. Thank you for not wearing the clown makeup when you served the guests.

25:36That was really appreciated by everyone on board. Just the way that you took those round things in the galley. I think they're called plates. And you actually put food on top of them. I haven't seen anybody do that before. You really went above and beyond today. Wow. I know it was hard to put eight pieces of fish on their own little plates instead of eight pieces of fish on one big platter. But you did it. You overcame. Yeah, you sure did. He's like, I was very proud of the food that I served this charter, and they really appreciated it. So, flicked my hair a little bit. There you go. Okay, just tell your hot friend he's got a job whenever he wants it.

26:15I love cartoons. So they get a$27 ,000 tip, which is basically$24.50 per person. And now they're cleaning up the boat to go out and everything. And Kizzy is really excited. And Kathy's telling Kizzy, like, ugh, I think that Max wants to have a chat with me tonight. She's like, oh, is he going to say you'd be my girlfriend? She's like, it's a bit quick, isn't it? I mean, it's disgusting. It's almost like he's American. Ugh, get him out of my face. I was like well how do you feel about that I don't want to answer I just in the moment we'll see how I feel I guess So Max is like oh bro I'm going to make exclusive He's like oh wow So they fist bump and stuff To beyond an infinity Buzzard Lightyear I was at first like Laughing at his broken English But then I realized they're probably not Allowed to say the true phrase without Disney suing them so they're like okay reverse it Max Reverse it and say it on camera So everybody gets ready to go And Aisha is telling Kizzy She looks great Because Kizzy's like oh my god Do I look good?

27:23I don't even know why I look good You look like Ginny from the block She's like who's that? I was hanging out with a 33 year old And Whitney Houston was playing And we're like do you know this song? And he's like yeah Do you know who sings it? He's like, I'm blanking on her name. I'm like, you're blanking on her name? And he's like, yeah, I don't really remember it. He's like, well, I don't really listen to this older music unless I'm hanging out with you guys. And I was like, this friendship is over.

27:58Well, you just brought up Whitney Houston in a Jennifer Lopez conversation. So I think this friendship might be over. A lot of friendships ending over this today. I just am laughing at the idea that Kizzy would even know who Jenny from the block is so they are all out and they're partying and they're having fun and they um they all are going to the restaurant and everything and Joe is Joe's talking about the dancing with Kizzy he's like Kizzy taught me quite an easy dance it took me two hours to rehearse and she's like yeah you did a really great job and if I normally dance with a guy that hasn't danced I wouldn't even be able to do that in one two three or four hours and that's what's so confusing so you've been like, you've got the right brain for it, Joe.

28:42And they just keep on, like, complimenting each other on the great dancing that they did, and they're being like, very touchy and laughy and flirty and, like, right in front of V. Yeah, and she just rolls her eyes. And Aisha's watching this, like, what the hell? And Max is, now Max is like, I want to drink with you, Cassie. And she's like, okay, just not now. And he's, but I want to, wait, what? She's like, just not watch me here, please. Talk later. okay yeah i would love to have this chat you know preferably over facetime while we're in different countries so it would be easier for me to just kind of hang up you know preferably in a place where i have no reception that'd be great because every time he says mademoiselle it's like okay that means he's gearing up to ask you to be his girlfriend and she's like no no no no no don't speak don't speak um so everyone's talking and um kizzy's like first kizzy licks her spoon in a suggestive way and then she's like by the way guys what's all the different ways what are some different ways to say blowjob because there's just kind of a pause like oh god you know because of course it's like kizzy of course and joe answers so he's like sucky sucky four thousand i never heard of that and joe's like jolly roger and the two of them are cracking each other up and everyone's just grossed out by them so v goes to have a cigarette break she's like i just don't need any of this and she's feeling like oh you got kathy and max over here having a moment you've got joe and kizzy josh she's like i mean i wish there was just a chef for me even to talk to just about food but we don't even have one of those i mean anything anything if there was anyone else with a penis around here so so of course kizzy sees kizzy and joe sees that she got up and was obviously annoyed so what do they do they're gonna go dance for her right in front of her where she went to get away from them because they're that fucking needy of attention like even the bad kind of like what they redo their dance they're just so stupid yeah they're just so stupid so they do that and um she's like it's like whatever like what do you even say to this you know yeah And Aisha's like, this is just a very thinly veiled excuse to touch each other.

31:02Sneak around back on the boat like decent assholes. Okay, you don't have to do it this way. Just sneak around. What happened to that? And then Kizzy's like, oh my god, my boob came out. My boob came out, everyone. Look, don't look, but look. And then she tells us this. It makes me really happy to see how happy it makes Joe when he gets to dance. I feel like there's anyone on this boat that I could actually pursue something with. it would be Joe, but now I think maybe we'll just get married in 20 years. It makes me happy when I see him get to death. Whatever she's trying, she's trying to actually elevate this, that it's not just about hooking up.

31:42This is actually about something deeper and more emotional, so if V gets upset, V is the crazy person, because V is getting upset at genuine human connection right now. That's basically what she's trying to say. I've helped a man, a man who struggled with a loaf of bread and a real estate bad real estate transaction and I brought him to art, which has left him able to walk again. She's elevating herself in this scenario quite a bit. And it's like, no, he just wants to bang you. Yeah, so Nathan is like, you know, if you want to sit on a different side, I can change seats with you. And she's like, no, it's okay.

32:17And he's like, I don't understand how the man's brain works. Fuck's sake, Joel. You need to think about what you're doing. So, and Gizzy's just like, well, I don't give a fuck. So now we go, V and Nathan, and V's like, she just feels like an outcast at this point. And Nathan's like, you're far from it. So now they are going to start heading, they go back, they're going to start heading back to the boat and everything. Well, actually, first they're still, they're eating, they're at the restaurant, they're just doing stuff there. But they eventually start heading back to the boat. And Aisha is putting an order in for McDonald's to be delivered to the boat.

32:51and Asia orders a lot of chicken McNuggets, which Kathy, we find out later, really, really wants. So Joe, on the way back to the boat, like jumps on a signpost and starts like pole dancing. I love that we see the security people like, get the fuck off of that. They were like, what are you doing? Get off of our sign. So the hot tub's empty. Everybody's mad. And Kizzy is saying like, I've never been so in love with you to Joe. and Max is now determined to have this talk, right? So Kizzy pops her head into Joe's cabin and he's like, do you want to come in? And she's like, I shouldn't. And he goes, God, this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

33:33She's like, we're not even doing anything. And he goes, because we can't. We can't do anything. Good night, milady. And he closes the door. And they're like really brave guys that they didn't do that because that would have been really bad to be. He's painting himself as if he's in some epic romance where they're being kept apart by their stations in life okay this is not remains of the day you guys are just like they're told it was like 11 a time of cholera and i hope you both get it i know just means keep it together for 48 more hours than you guys can do whatever you want but like for right now don't do it so now max is like it is time time for the talk and she's like oh god so she's he's like they they wind up like snuggled under a blanket on the deck and he's like well i thought i always thought love was a fucking trap and then i met you and you made me believe that it is possible again and that is why i want to propose something to you and she's like oh god great sounds wonderful so while they're having this conversation out on the dock joe and nathan are on the dock and they're just being silly and drunk and um a delivery person shows up with all the mcdonald's that was ordered and they just tear into this bag of everyone else's food and just start eating it.

34:50Whatever they see, they just start to eat it. Disgusting behavior. And I would just like to point out that this is Joe and Nathan and not Nathan and Max, as Ben had previously reported at the start of this recap. So, yeah. Actually, when you were saying it, I thought you were saying it was all three of them, to be honest. Yeah, I don't know. So, they start eating the food, which is gross. and then Joe and Nathan are eating nuggets and burgers and Max and Kathy are upstairs talking. So Max is like, oh, I'm just going to focus on my career, my career of tipping people over on water toy. But out of nowhere, a little angel came from the sky and her name, Kathy Skinner.

35:30Kathy Skinner. Very biblical, Kathy Skinner, the Archangel. I just want to know what is happening after the season. and then joe and nathan they're just drunk they drop a nugget on the ground and then max is like i have this question inside of myself and i just want to talk to you because i want to start something she's like um um i wish dear god i don't often i'm not a very religious person but if you could send some sort of miracle thing to let me get out of this conversation anything something make something fall from the sky and then blink dear god dear god kathy skinner please give me some sign whether or not this relationship will work oh my god it's a half eaten chicken nugget

36:20so they're like what is happening and she's like I think I want to make you my girlfriend and she's like excuse me put that on pause for one moment for the rest of your life are they chucking chips at us are they actually throwing chips he threw a chip at us and then she's meaning of course french fries for all of us Americans. And then all of a sudden she starts realizing it's like chicken nuggets. And she was like, wait a second. If you waste my nuggets, I'm going to fucking calm down and rip your head off. Thank you so much for giving me an excuse to get out of this conversation. I'm coming down right now.

36:51So she gets out of this moment. Like Max has literally just said, I want you to be my girlfriend. And now she has gotten up to chase after her nuggets. And they've eaten all the nuggets or thrown them all. And there's only a Big Mac left. And she's like, no, there's no. I don't want a fucking Big Mac. Come on. I'm so annoyed by this. Chocking chicken nuggets at me. I'm so pissed off. So she goes in all upset. And then we cut to Max. He's like, oh, I'm so sad. And then we cut to a nugget on the ground with a bite taken out of it. And he's upset because he's been trying to have this conversation for two days straight to make her his girlfriend.

37:28And just when he felt like he was finally having the conversation, she gets distracted away by this scenario. And I'm like, this, again, I don't mean to play the grief card for her. it sounds like she doesn't want to play the grief card she wants to sort of just like move on but i'm gonna play it for her which is that this girl's dad stepfather just died and they're eating her takeout and throwing it at her i'm just like fuck you both like i can't stand them and also max it's just not the time like she's got she's got stuff on her mind and she's clearly given you messages that she doesn't want to have this conversation over and over and over again okay so he's like where are you going?

38:07And she's like, I'm actually fuming. Did you not see what happened with the chicken nuggets? He's like, you can't end this conversation. But I'm fuming. So she storms off and he's like, I'm pouring my heart out with you and all you care about is chicken nuggets. Ah, come on, Cassie. Oh, still not listening. Those nose, no, no, does not feel good. Yeah, I was digging. Yeah, I don't want to speak about this, but really, I lost a bit of trust in the woman. I lost trust. Well, Well, maybe she would have more trust in you if you went down there and fought for some chicken nuggets. You're only worried about yourself.

38:40What is going to stand up for the pride of your woman? You need to go down there and get those chicken nuggets back. You need to go to McDonald's and get her some chicken nuggets. You need to throw those guys in the water for fucking with her chicken nuggets. No one wants a man who is going to stand there and let their chicken nuggets be disrespected. You might as well have thrown your wife and child under a bus or a moving bus because no one was going to marry you after watching this show. You're sitting there crying about yourself. Where are your tears for those chicken nuggets? You don't care about me.

39:10You don't care about me. Address her needs. You're seeing this as an impediment, but actually it's creating an amazing opportunity for you, which is to order chicken nuggets for Kathy and a bigger and better order than what she had previously ordered. The most chicken nuggets she's ever seen. And then she would see you as a boyfriend type, but instead you're failing the challenge because you're seeing it all about you. And so she is furious, and she's like, I feel like Raccoon Kathy right now. I'm going to claw somebody's eyes out. Never get between a raccoon and its nuggets. And this is the second time this season that she's referred to herself as a raccoon, and I'm, like, really excited for, like, rabid Raccoon Kathy to come out, because I can see her being a terror.

39:51Ah, bro, Josh, bro, I'm speaking like a long-term motivation. Ah, blah, blah, blah, and she's distracted by dead chicken nugget. fuck this fuck this well she just saw how you're going to stand up for her in the future which anytime you guys have any kind of trouble that comes into your life you're going to cry and make yourself a victim instead of doing anything about it so I have not ever believed in this relationship and I hope that Kathy can now see this is not the man for her. Kathy deserves so much better so much better than she deserves like just a hot awesome guy and not Max she deserves at the very least a chicken nugget of a man and she's not getting it so it's not fair agreed and that brings us to the end of you guys go out there don't ruin each other's chicken nuggets you know it's a rough time in the world let's be kind to each other don't eat other people's take out or delivery that is a crime but I love that this episode ended with a chicken nugget cliffhanger that's that that's perfect bravo tv for me we'll have to see what happens next week but until then um you know we'll be here recapping all sorts of fun stuff like vanderpump rules and salt lake city and things like that vanderpump rules is a pretty funny one this week if you ask me i'm excited for that so we'll catch you on the next episode bye bye watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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