#3166 RHOBH S15E05 Part One: Vapid Vortex

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1:50and now we can get to recapping okay ben what say you what did you think of beverly hills are you on the train are you in sedona how are you feeling about the whole thing then i mean sure sure i mean how many more times can we say it's a dull season so far so i'm just at this point i'm getting my jollies where i can get them so if the producers you know put them at a restaurant at the airport and Sedona, I'll take that as a win. I felt so bad for them at the airport. I mean, that was horrible, the overhead lighting. And then when Amanda lifted up that menu, and it was one of those one-page menus that's been like, what do you call it?

2:34Shellacked? No, no, no. I have it. I have one of those things. I have one of those machines. It's not shellacked. So you should know what it is. Why can't I think about the machine? I take the plastic and you put it in. Yeah, laminated. And it's shiny laminated. Like a laminated diner menu. I was like, ooh, least glamorous trip ever. And that's crazy coming from Sutton, because she's, you know, one of the money monies. But as people pointed out, she's Sutton Brown now, so she's cheap. I like when Erica said, yeah, you know, I would rather Sutton Strack do this, because she's not tacky. She's not a tacky bitch like Sutton Brown.

3:12All right. Erica furious at the overhead lighting was kind of a dream for me. Also, yeah, this, what's her face? Amanda. So I'm trying to figure out where I stand with her because on the one hand, she's so obnoxious. She really is awful and that annoys me. But I do like that she annoys the other women. And I just don't know if her awfulness is something that's like awful fun for me or awful awful for me. And I just I haven't been able to make up my mind just yet. I I'm starting to worry that she's just being awful, awful. You know, I'm afraid it's fun watching her torture everybody because everyone really does hate her.

3:54And I like seeing the other ladies hold themselves so far above her like they're so much better because, I mean, Amanda does have a level of tacky to her that the other ladies don't quite get to. But, you know, you've got Jennifer who's always bragging about her brands. You know, Jennifer is kind of tacky with her. They're like, wow, look at this. This is Fendi. So you've got her being kind of tacky, but she gets away with it because her personality is so cute and fun. And the tackiness is fun. And then you've got Kyle, who's obviously like, Birkin, Skelly. So they're always bragging, all of them all.

4:28And Dorit, especially, the tackiest one of all. But Amanda still makes it gross. She makes it gross. She doesn't understand the rhythm of proper bragging. like it's one thing there's a way to brag where you're like isn't this just fabulous oh my god let me show you my fabulous thing where i love i indulged and i got this thing and i'm so happy that i got it because i did it for me like that's the vibe you want to put out but amanda's is very much just kind of like i got this and i have 10 000 more of them at home you know and it's just like a little hers is just coming from like a thirstier place but it does really really annoy them, probably because they do on some level see a reflection of themselves.

5:11I mean, Kyle is, I would say of the entire group, Kyle is the closest to Amanda in terms of the lack of cute when it comes to brands. I mean, Kyle is so transparent and she's so transparent about how envious she is about other people's trinkets and baubles. So like, she's very, very close to the Amanda spectrum, but like Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez, sure. But Jennifer Tilly, like you know when she's when she talks about her brands it just sort of seems like she is uh she's almost like a curator uh she's like a hobbyist and she goes in and she sees these things and she plucks it out and it's part of her collection it's fabulous and wonderful yeah she's annoying that one that chick um so let's get into it this is season 15 episode 5 not feeling the healing not feeling the healing uh also what's funny about this uh episode really the show in general is how you sort of get the sense that like Kyle and Erica and others just think that their exploits in Sedona are just like so fabulous and so entertaining, assuming it's just like all we can talk about Friday morning, not realizing that like every single social media timeline is only talking about the traders this morning, right?

6:23Like no one is talking about Beverly Hills. No one, poor Valley, poor Valley, Persian style. I don't think people even know it's around like why did bravo premiere that show up against the traders premiere like the first few episodes the traders is when everyone is the most fired up because you've got like the surplus of these episodes and so everyone's like you know michael and it's like i just love that you know erica and kyle and dorit are like prancing through the desert with these looks i just always feel like they think they are breaking the internet and it's like it's so unbroken from them it's hilarious to me well if the internet could break by falling asleep yeah you know exactly like the internet broke it fell asleep and crashed into a tree so yeah whoops um so we open with shots of Sedona which is gorgeous you know it's not Sedona's fault but also Sedona doesn't add any excitement to it it's like wow you know you see the beautiful scenery and it's like wow that's that's still beautiful yeah but there's no like you know shots of amazing fun places that you want to be um so they're not helping sorry Sedona get more entertaining okay and um they're at the little daisy home of a lot of dead miners as we remember from last week and we start in Jennifer's room and Jennifer you know solidifies her her place in the audience's heart by opening in bed eating boxes of donuts and lace chips and tums she's got tums with it all too yep and then her assistant comes in and she's like oh donuts for me please oh good bacon this is wonderful thank you um and then we go to amanda's room and then she's just like on a zoom call um just sort of saying empty things about like you know she's clearly talking about boss girl yes boss girl hashtag winning hashtag women only.

8:17Am I right? Hashtag manifest destinies. Okay. Yes. Boss bitch. And then Bo's his room. She actually says like whenever I don't even believe I think she's one of those people who walks around pretending to talk on her cell phone to sound important. And yeah, we've all seen those people. Some of us have been those people when you're bored in a mall and you're like, I'm not just bored standing in front of the Apple store. I'm talking on the phone. But you're not really. and um she does that because she says things like yes manifestation oh by the way we have six emails just send those today send emails she's a very busy executive answering those six emails sounds super busy don't forget the emails there's six of them then bo's she's just in a room and nico comes in and she's like oh i i don't want that food right now at this very minute he's like oh so you want me to i'll take it back then she's like thank you and he just sort of stares at her and like laughs like are you sure am i supposed to i don't know what to do next it's a whole plate of food what am i supposed to tell the guy covered in like black ash outside you know standing at the buffet line tell that minor to take his food until i'm ready so now we go to lobby 1 30 p.m guys um the sutton jennifer and kyle um are looking meeting up in country looks they're wearing boots and straw hats and braids and is that necessary is that required in sedona to look like a tourist at the saddle ranch yes yes it is and then uh jennifer has some she's in pig she's in pigtails or ponytails or something like that and and so is So it was like Kyle Oh my god look at us we're Bobsy twins And Kyle's like oh my god you're making me jealous I should have put my boots on Kyle forever I put them on because this is my I'm sorry what were you saying Ben I didn't mean to over talk you I thought you were finished No I said nothing really worth repeating I just said that Kyle was jealous of People That's it It was as exciting as the episode Well I put them on I put my boots on because this might be the only time I'm ever near a vortex.

10:33So I want the vortex to recognize me as a fabulous fellow, fellow fabulous person. Kyle's like, yes, Kyle was not listening. How can you say this is the closest you've ever been to a vortex when you're standing next to Kyle? She's like literally sucking all of the air out of the... Although, you know what? Kyle's not being as annoying this season. I don't think, I mean, aside from the obvious like Dorit, not non-support that she's giving. That's pretty annoying. That's pretty annoying. But I mean, in the scale of, you know, Kyle to Kyle, I mean, I think she's, she's just kind of a medium right now.

11:14Well, given that she's always in a space of annoying, maybe she's not like at the depths of her annoyingness. Maybe she's not fully in the vortex. Maybe she's in the part of the Maybe she's starting to pull out of the vortex a little bit But she's still baseline annoying for sure Yeah It's time for a commercial It's time for a crappin's commercial

11:37So now Jennifer is like Well what is a vortex? Could it be a portal to another world? Am I gonna have revelations? Am I gonna vomit and collapse? I don't know what to expect But thank God I look fabulous. So no matter what, I am prepared. God, they're really relying. They're really relying on Jennifer this year. They're just like, just say anything about anything. What do you think about coasters? Are coasters even for drinks or are drinks for coasters? Think about it. Listen, if you're on the other end of that vortex and what pops out is Jennifer Tilly, wow, you really hit the jackpot. Like, how cool.

12:21I feel like normally you're just getting like tumbleweeds and an occasional cow. And then all of a sudden, boom, Jennifer Tilly. Like you, that's, you've done some great vortex work then. Yeah, truly. I mean, shit, it would be nice to see Jennifer Tilly, but I'd rather the donut necklace she's wearing, you know, like hand it over. I'm wearing a belt made out of Starburst candies and a bolo made out of lace chips. You know all those skeletons and poltergeist have been sitting there like, ugh, we got another little blonde girl. Can we try again? I hear there's a Jennifer Tilly out there. Kyle's like, oh my god, what if we get sucked into the vortex?

13:00Oh, Kyle, they'd spit you back out and ask for Paris. Are you kidding? I know. Kyle just so excited. She's like, should I tell the vortex I was in ER once? You think that will? She is actively looking for the vortex. Do you think that The Vortex knows that Alicia Silverstone played my mother in a show that I wrote about her? Should I tell The Vortex about Jamie Lee Curtis and how I know her? She won an Oscar now. So Sudden is like, well, a vortex is a center of energy in the earth. And there's different hubs all around the earth. And Sedona is known to be one of the energy hubs. And the other is kind of wherever my mother is at any given time, just sort of sucking my energy out.

13:43You know, someone who really loves it. This is why I don't trust Sedona. Someone who really, really loves it. I could be wrong on this, but I think in my memory, it's correct. And I rely on my faulty memory. Christ? I don't know that Christ ever made it. No, no, no. No, no. I don't think Christ made it to me. I can't hear what you're saying. It's Vaseline. How dare you? Oh, sorry. No, I'm saying that I'm relying on my faulty memory, even though I know it's probably wrong. but I think Shirley MacLaine is a big Sedona head. And, you know, like her like out on a limb and we've got multiple lives.

14:19And, you know, she had that period where she's all hippy dippy and stuff. But like, there's a reason that Shirley MacLaine always plays the grumpiest lady on earth in every movie that she's in. And I think it's because Sedona doesn't work. Just gonna say it. Only, it's like a sugar pill, you know, that grumpy people are like, I'm going to go to Sedona. And then they get there and they're like, I heard there's a vortex. But at the end of the day, they're like, it's dry. It's hot. There's nowhere to eat other than the airport. Fuck this place. And then they go back to being in Steel Magnolias. Do you think Sedona and Santa Fe have like a West Side Story thing going on?

14:57Like Sharks vs. Jets. Like who could be the most like hippie desert place? I would love to see that. Just a bunch of old Lily Tomlin types wearing turquoise. is being like...

15:15It's like the street fight, but the weapons are rock deodorant. The weapons are just writing poems. The weapons are basically telling people about a good gallery down the street. There's actually a very good gallery. The woman down there, she does great work. She does amazing things with the local turquoise. You really should check her out, her stuff. It's wonderful. Well, guess what? But the gallery down there has amazing work. She's a pottery person, but she also glazes her pottery with the dye of local fruits. Oh, really? Will I raise your local fruits with we make our pottery with the spirits of dead miners.

15:57We make dream catchers out of local reeds.

16:06Just locals giving advice on where to go in a battle way. So we see a picture of a mountain and then a red arrow pointing to one of the vortex hubs. Just point to Erica. That's the vortex. I know. We all know. So we go back to the lobby. Pat the vortex. Amanda comes down. She's like, oh, hey, guys. I've got sunscreen in my Chanel backpack. Thanks for being very specific On what's location In case you're worried It was my Louis Vuitton backpack Don't worry The sunscreen's in my Chanel backpack And suddenly just rolls her eyes Like that is just so techy Techy And she tells us You know if you're gonna do Chanel Chanel Couture is just so good But backpack It's embarrassing It's embarrassing It's embarrassing So Rachel Keychain, congratulations.

17:02You've got the cheapest thing in the store. So then Rachel sees Jennifer's bag, and she's like, oh my god, I have that bag. I die. I die. I take that bag. And I was like, Caius, I'm holding your moisturizer in my bag. Okay? Moisturize your face. And then put it back on my bag, because I think Jennifer has the same bag. I wonder if she has the same moisturizer. Oh my god, I die. I die. Well, every time I go to Santa Fe, I buy a fringe bag. They're big with fringe here. And she's like, yeah, well, mine is vintage Saint Laurent. And I thought that's what hers was. So, yeah, like just proof that we are as tacky as Amanda, but we're more fun about it.

17:41I like the juxtaposition of everyone being disgusted with Amanda to the ladies also bragging about their stuff. But it's not a pick. Well, I think it is totally the exact same thing. Like she's bragging about she has a vintage Saint Laurent. on and she's also not quite one-upping but being like I belong here too but I think the difference is is that it's just all in the tone it's just all in the tone like there's no reason to bring up the Chanel backpack when you're talking about your sunscreen the fact that she wedged it in there that's where it goes wrong whereas Rachel it's like oh I'd like to talk to you about your bag I have a similar bag I'm gonna bond with you over that whereas Amanda has no outreach in her bragging her outreach is just like i have sunscreen if you're looking for it it's my very expensive non-useful backpack that i really should swap out with a patagonia thing from rei yeah and like one backpack is bought by like styling celebrities you know and then the other the other bag is bought because simpsons money you know and then amanda stuff is like yeah i tricked some housewife in the midwest into giving me her husband's life savings you know to tell her to like rub a crystal ball and you know say manifest a lot of times suckers you know yeah exactly that's exactly right so you just picture all the all the broken down women who have been kind of screwed over and not manifested properly like boxes of old lu la roe behind them unsold you know fucking oil burners and shit so uh then and then and actually to erica's credit kathy then asks Erica who makes those pants?

19:24She goes Patagonia I think. They're sun pants they got the sunscreen in them so that's great because she's both like one upping Amanda by being like sunscreen I don't need that that's in my pants already I've got sunscreen in my pants but also like it's that kind of sunscreen's also a DJ at a bill market so winning that's my nickname for Shrek which is a nickname for the old guy i'm banging um but also i think like that isn't that a little bit of like quiet luxury the fact that she's like wearing pat well actually quiet luxury would be if she was wearing like a very like high-end pant but i think it's like kind of cool that erica's wearing patagonia pants like because that's like that's what you should be wearing on this i don't i'm like really defensive about patagonia you're really gonna go you're really gonna stump for Erica today.

20:17You're like, you know what? Erica's wearing Patagonia pants and that is what you're supposed to do. Because I was walking outside in the negative 600 degree weather here in New York city and it was so cold and I had my Patagonia jacket on and I was so warm and I felt so taken care of. And I was like, I love Patagonia. That's why. Cause you're in Patagonia too. Patagonia. And then, um, I'm not, we're not even sponsored by Patagonia. Don't worry. This is not some ad but like but i was like feeling really good about patagonia so then when i saw right now i remembered that erica actually was wearing patagonia pants i was like you know what i always knew i liked erica she's been a great house why probably top 10 new fan new fan alert oh by the way last week after the show after we recorded the show i was like god you know i i feel weird bringing up stuff about shrek because i haven't really researched it that well but i think he's kind of an asshole so i researched erica's boyfriend and there's a lot of articles about stolen valor and how he's apparently like told all these lies about stuff that he's done in the military or exaggerated stuff and um we were kind of laughing about that but then after i got off the phone with you i was laughing because i was like is it erica's stolen valor season because erica's pretending that she's always been a dj too and that's kind of like stolen DJ Valor where she's like, I'm going back to my roots.

21:39I'm going to DJ again. Erica's back to DJing. We're like, we've been watching this show for like a decade and a half and you're not a DJ and you've never been a DJ. Why are you pretending that you were a DJ? So do you think Erica has stolen Valor? Tell me. Stolen DJ Valor. I think they all have stolen Valor. Otherwise, they wouldn't be on this show. Except for Jennifer Chili. She's just having fun. Right? If they had real Valor, they'd be doing something more, you know, exciting with their lives has stolen house valor

22:10kyle has so many stolen ballots kyle i mean how many things have we kyle has stolen lvp valor can't spell lvp without v in the middle lisa valor de pump um yeah i i don't i i think like that's very much what this show actually believe in i'm joking but i think there is something about that this is very much a show about people sizing each other up and envying what they have and um sort of duking it out in the lobbies of various hotels as they show off their latest look and try to be the supreme and i think that was all that's all comes back to stolen valor on some on some level right yeah i like it i'll let's a working theory i'll go with it like off the off the cuff theory it's a good like beginning of the season working theory so we'll see how it pans out so Rachel's like um going hiking is not an option for me right now I don't even have shoes to hike like what is this is the hiking caftan I'm in like come on stop like I can't apparently being interesting is also not an option for her I just like to add so the producer is like but would you ever be caught dead in tennis shoes she's like um I'd wear tennis shoes to play tennis but like even then the last time I played tennis I was in Louboutin watches you know the fashion seasons of Beverly Hills are really the worst.

23:28I'm just, it's just when they don't have anything, they just rely on these fashion quips and moments. And honestly, I just, does anyone really care? I do not care unless it's Patagonia apparently, but I do not care. You know, normally I would agree with you. I don't mind with Rachel because that's like her thing. And I think her reads are pretty funny. Like when she kind of reads everybody on the plane for their fashion and stuff like that. Like I find her amusing. but I also find it amusing when someone's like yeah fashion's my thing and they're dressed like they're going to get a haircut in heaven you know like they're playing Jesus at the Hollywood Bowl no I do like I'm with you I like her fashion reads when she actually musters the energy to do them but like me here listening to her be like last time I played tennis I was in Louboutin wedges I'm like oh okay great so then I give it then I take it the way I sit here and I applaud Erica for being humble enough to wear Patagonia pants in the moment that Rachel Zoe my window of generosity is closed you're really coming for Rachel you're like you know what call me when you get a Patagonia you know caftan you know what I'm more coming I'm coming not for Rachel I'm coming for the concept of Rachel because I do think that sometimes this show does rest on its laurels for thinking it's more fabulous than it is.

24:54And I think that's what the core of it is, is that sometimes this show teeters into complacency where they say, we're so wealthy, we're wearing such fabulous outfits, we associate with such fabulous brands that we don't really have to do much because you're going to be so impressed. That's how I feel when I watch the show sometimes. And when I see other shows working so much harder and doing so much better, I just am like, it's just not enough for me. to hear like a quip about your Louboutins, you know, put some sunscreen into your pants and get to work. Yeah. You know, get some SPF on your couch and then we'll be there for you, Mrs.

25:35O. Yeah, no, it's more, that's more of a message to the producers. I think it's actually, when I say the concept of Rachel Zoe is that the producers were like, oh my God, she's fabulous. She's, you know, she's so fashionable. It's going to be great. It's like, actually, I need something more than that. she's fashionable and that we know who she is i need someone who is going to bring this show alive because they do have the raw talent but when the raw talent when the like we need this tank needs more than 50 in the in the 50 percent in the tank build my tank get a job so we go back to the lobby and sudden's like we are gonna go hiking and then we're gonna come back later and we're gonna make dinner and if we're not here later we're inside the vortex the vertex the floor takes what is it and amanda's like vortex okay we'll be in the vortex and then we'll meet back up tonight chanel chanel backpack okay bye so outside the little daisy we meet the tour guide sean and chris and they've got pink jeeps um labeled pink jeep tours and um you know at home lvp is like oh Oh, really?

26:43So we're driving around in the Sir car now, are we? Oh, poor Kyle. Poor needy, needy little Kyle. Kyle is going to show up with a Sedona pink Jeep soon in her Encino home. Like, what? I just really like it. And I actually ordered it beforehand. And I really need a car for Bambi. I can shop anywhere. I can shop anywhere, even on a tour through the vortex. Can I buy this? I love shopping. Can this be made into a hat? because I love hats. I just want to remind everyone that storyline's coming back. Kyle, how come Stormy hasn't been seen on camera? Oh, I brought the Vortex to the backyard. I haven't found Stormy yet, but really liked it.

27:23I can shop anywhere. The dogs are like, we knew if we waited long enough, we wouldn't have to escape the house. We would just be escaped into the house. We've been eaten by the Vortex house. So Jennifer is like, oh my God, I've never been in such a fabulous Jeep. like this is so Beverly Hills a pink jeep I mean wait wait take us to the vortex I brought my crystal so I can charge it now we start seeing in this episode Jennifer possibly becoming the most annoying housewife to the other ladies and I think Jennifer should be thankful that Amanda's on this season because Jennifer I think would be on everyone's radar as someone to shut the fuck up right after watching this episode because wow she never stops she's just like they go to the thing he's like wow look at that is that a rock is that a magical rock or just a regular rock did the sedona rocks taste anything like donuts it doesn't you'll chip a tooth watch out for the rocks don't eat the rocks note to self just talking yapping yapping yapping but you know what's funny to me the reason why she probably annoys people is not just because she talks so much but i get the sense that jennifer's actually witty or at least she aspires to be witty you know and like that's that's a concept that has never been present on real housewives no lisa vanderpump has inner prime could be witty but like i think jennifer is like trying to be witty and i think jennifer also is pretty worldly i think she's she's interested in art she's interested in the world at large hence worldly and and that's like something that kyle is just is not and i think that that you're just coming for kyle every every scene we're not even taught Kyle's not even close to here she is there's a vortex it connects them back to the little daisy you are are you about to defend Kyle Richards no just you really you really got Kyle in your trunk today you're like hey pull over to the side of the road open the trunk Kyle you still up there you stop Kyle boom boom we're going over a speed bump now Kyle boom boom maybe Kyle Richards should talk less about I'm more about Patagonia windbreakers.

29:43I'm in that mood. You know what? Honestly, I'm not going to lie. Don't apologize. Don't. Well, you didn't. You're loud. I'm not. I probably will apologize because it's me. But I'm so fired up about the traitors that I'm just projecting so much emotion into this recap right now. I am not even joking. I spent 90 minutes last night. on Twitter and threads. I spent like two hours this morning also on it being like, that's what I said. That's what I said. I agree. I agree completely. I can't wait to talk about this. So I'm just like pouring it all into Kyle. Like right now, in my mind, talking about everything's merging, talking about a vortex, as we're recapping this, I'm like, well, you guys all saw the traitors last night.

30:23Kyle Richards came on there. She bragged about her clothes and acted like she was cool for wearing a hat. And then she wound up not even getting voted off. Like that's the narrative in my head right now. Oh, so back in the lobby, Dorit greets Boz and Rachel because they're like another crew. They're the shopping crew. And Dorit's like, congratulations. On what? On Rachel getting her luggage. That's a very big deal. And they're like, okay, so let's go shopping. So Kathy's also with them. And Kathy's like, wait a minute. Everything's really far from here, right? I mean, are they even going to be open?

30:59Do we have to go? Rachel's like, Kathy, yeah, it's far away. Like we're on top of a mountain Yeah okay well I'm wealthy So I'm going to stay back I'm tired So she leaves And then the pink jeeps are going Headed to the vortex And Jennifer's like

31:20And Sutton's sitting there like God damn it why did I bring this woman onto my TV show She's ruining everything Control yourself Jennifer We're trying to have a relaxing meditative ride to the vortex. Vortex rhymes with hor-tex. Horism tech. Those are working girls with two jobs. Hor-tex. I like that one, personally. Do you know any store around here that sells Skittles? They're my caviar. It's like, shut up. Meanwhile, the other ladies are in a car, and they're heading into town. We see a sign that says, Entering Jerome. which is the same name as probably Mikey Minden's biography at some point.

32:10But Rondles. So Bo's like, well, I'm glad it's just the three of us. I really love you all. You know, Nico's like, I'm here too. I'm just sitting underneath you because I can't breathe. They wouldn't take back this breakfast plate. So whenever you're ready. The crisp eggs are soggy. I won't eat them.

32:30so that was an insight into my childhood at the time i would not eat the bowl of crispex because they got too soggy and my mom put them in a container my mom yeah well my mom put them in a little plastic container because the thing is i think i've told the story before i saw an ad for crispex in like time magazine and it was like the most beautiful cereal i've ever seen this beautiful like hexagon with like lattice work and everything i was like i i must have it and i like begged my mom to get crispex my mom poured me a bowl of crispex and you know put the milk in it and i ate it so slowly that like halfway through it got so soggy so i didn't want to eat anymore and my mom's like you're gonna eat that you just made me you have been hounding me for crispex all the time you're gonna eat it i was like but it's so my mom took the bowl and she poured it into like a little tupperware thing she made me carry it around the entire day as we did like my mom had to go to the bank and everything and i sat there in the car with it and i refused to eat it and i will always remember this traumatic crisp soggy crispex bowl and then i finally got home and my brother was like ben and he just poured more crispex into it which like was more crispy crispex and i came back to life and i finished my bowl of crispex so thanks to my brother for saving the day that was a rough time yeah it was a rough time and you know what you know who stands for soggy crispex kyle probably oh the chief chief soggy crispex she is a soggy crispex but also i've got to say i love that my mom did that to me i love that my mom was like no you're carrying around this crisp bex all throughout katone in new york whether you like it or not you're gonna take this crisp bex you're gonna eat it i bought this crisp bex yes you're gonna love the crisp bex kyle richards though am i right commercials here comes one right now

34:19now we go to she really is so um Rachel is like yeah Kathy so Kathy's not with us she needed like a beat she's just like my mother she stays up to like the most ungodly hours and I could hear her footsteps at 4am so she needs to like sit with her fan and like take a rest that was Rachel's way of saying that fucking bitch woke me up at 4am pounding her feet into the floor right over my head and I couldn't get an ounce of sleep bitch yeah and we see kathy in her room just scrolling on her phone like that is hilarious well she's brought her own pillows from home she's got her white noise machine i mean that woman knows how to vacation she really does she's having a great time so back in jerome uh rachel is like oh my god this is a sedona store oh my god this is like exactly what i wanted hi can i see your sedona stuff this is amazing and they all start looking and kaleidoscopes their brains are broken by the kaleidoscopes they've never seen more silent housewives than you have seen these three look they've never seen they've never seen a kaleidoscope before i thought it was really funny and then someone goes i think it was bose yeah bose goes so do the kaleidoscopes repeat patterns they're like yeah i felt like they should have been playing the edward scissorhands music while they looked they were so in awe it was like

35:47they were very fancy kaleidoscopes like we it was like the kaleidoscope workshop like we saw all the ladies back there with like their metal working machines and their you know diamond glasses that they're wearing like they're checking out diamonds like oh just getting this kaleidoscope perfect please they're all lisa vanderpump back there like just working on a world of magic and illumination. Rachel's like, oh my god. Everything. Everything here is art. Everything is art. Oh my god. Wonder Woman. Dorit, it's Wonder Woman. When she looks at her own jewelry through the kaleidoscope, she's like, oh my god, my bracelets.

36:27To die. To die. Just died looking at my own bracelet. I died. I just died. Oh my god, it's like 12 of them. Oh my god, I can't wait to tell Jen Garner. Oh my god, I die. Oh, Wonder Woman was my favorite. I love Wonder Woman Me too, I dressed up like her all the time I'd like put on gold bracelets I've been wearing them ever since It's like if Wonder Woman just wore like a caftan every once in a while I just wanted to meet Linda Carter So I could say like, loosen up You know what I mean? You know, when Rachel Zoe made that joke It made me wonder If a Zoe makes a joke in the forest And there's no gay there to laugh Did she ever make a joke at all?

37:04Because I felt like that was the sort of joke Where normally when she's with her gay It's like, oh my God, I die, Rachel. Oh my God, she's been wearing the bangles ever since. But like here in the store, it's just like, I've been wearing them ever since. I don't get it. Because I wear it or bangles. You, but they're a band. How do you wear a band on your hands? Walk like an Egyptian. No, no, it's a type of bracelet to read. Still don't understand. Anyway, looking at other things. Thank you. Talk about manic Monday, am I right?

37:35Eternal flame. That's what PK always asked for when we make smalls. So Dorit has found a globe. She found some sort of – and by the way, there's like lots of fun stuff in there. But this is by and large a tourist trap shop, right? Like it's just like, you know, southwestern trinkets and, you know, turquoise. It's like a weird magic shop or something because she gets a globe. But it's like a globe that's inside a ball. And so when you move your hand, it looks like you're moving. It's like a labyrinth, you know. It's like a David Bowie thing where it looks like you're doing all this magic stuff with the ball.

38:08It's like, oh, look at this. I've got a world in me hands. The babe has the power. What's power? What power? Like literally like what power? Power of who do? Who do? You do? Who? I'm sorry. That was my – I'm cracked out. I've got no other explanation for why. No, that was Rachel Zoe and Dorit singing the song from Labyrinth. And I did it as a one-man rendition, and it was horrifying. I apologize. I guess it's really hard. Once you tell a good Chris Beck story, it's really hard to follow up.

38:49So, by the way, Dorit pays$482.24 for that fucking globe. Dorit, hi. This is Ronnie. I know we're not friends But I do like you And I just wanted to inform you You're broke Stop it Yes but she has a properly oriented globe At all times So she may be broke But at least she always sees the world right side up So Rachel's like They leave the store and she's like I'm dead No like literally I died A kaleidoscope fell on my head I died and right now you're just seeing an angel version of me which is good because I'm dressed like a little angel but literally I'm like a dead soul. I'm going to haunt you but I'm going to haunt you in Louboutins.

39:31It's going to be so chic. I'll probably be haunting you while I'm playing tennis in Louboutin wedges. If you're seeing eight of me, that means you're probably looking at me through your kaleidoscope, but I'm still dead. Okay, let's go to another store because there's so many stores here. I just want to see more Sedona stores. I need it. It's like a caftan heavy town. I'm into it. Do I live here? do I live here now like did I just move here my citizen of Sedona fucking caftowns I love it here and Bose is like yeah actually I'd like some wine I saw a winery she's like yeah okay wow I clocked a crystal shop and you clocked a vineyard priorities wow that's wild this is so deep I'm so crazy right now I'm like so the way the way that I like clocked the crystal shop and the way you did that like the way I can admit that I'm like so vulnerable this is like maybe be the most vulnerable I've ever been.

40:23Like, I'm dead. I'm dead of vulnerability. So, the other ladies at the airport Mesa Vortex Trail, the temperature is 102 degrees, which is crazy. What kind of trip is this? How is this Sutton's trip? This seems like an Erica trip, you know, like, alright, here we are. We're in a park. Just go walk around. I don't give a fuck. Do whatever you want to. What do I care? Just drop them off on the side of the road. Let's do it Real Housewives of Salt Lake City style. just pull over on the side of the road let's just talk let's have some sandwiches but this is Sutton come on Sutton 102 degrees climbing up a hill how did none of them break a sweat well Jennifer sort of broke a sweat but like how did none of them break a sweat I feel like they're lying I think it was 72 degrees I'm gonna say that Jennifer had a full I'm surprised Jennifer even made it up that hill you just see her like on her hands and knees just like it was madness

41:23I was expecting her to be captured and brought to Tina Turner. Like, this was an end-of-the-world, like, post-apocalyptic shit that was going on over there. So they get there, and Sean's basically saying, as they're hiking, he's saying that, oh, wow, like, in the 60s and the 70s, some psychics and gurus said that there's, like, some electromagnetic energy here, blah, blah, blah, vortex, you know? So Jennifer's like, I'm feeling really good energy. Charmed, charmed, I'm sure, charmed. Just talking the entire time. Look at all the houses down below. I notice there aren't a lot of swimming pools here in Sedona.

42:03That's sad. They are difficult to clean, though. Probably with so much dust, it would be terrible, terrible. But who lives without a swimming pool? Is that a bumblebee? Hello, bumblebee. I've always been friends with bumblebees. I used to know the girl. My sister was up for the commercial of the tuna, which had nothing to do with the bees at all. It was a fish. Tuna is a fish, I told her. Please shut up. Amanda's like, my Chanel backpack would like to ask, is she always this talkative? And Erica's like Yeah this is why she's an Oscar nominated actress Because she talks a lot Wait how does that make sense She goes yeah You know not to be rude I know she's a millennial and everything But does anybody even know who Jennifer Tilly is The same as well I mean I hate to be rude too But did any of you people know who she was Before she showed up on the show Because I feel like none of them really did know who she was either Okay the real the real ones are the ones who know so then um they're hiking and kyle's like oh my god i cannot imagine kathy doing this oh my god like she is so funny should we like rag on my sister a little bit you know it's cool right like yeah well that's why she's not here kyle and we see kyle's i mean kathy is still on her bed and now she's just she's looking at videos of them from earlier like jennifer with donuts and she's like watching jennifer in her bed with donuts and she's like oh that Jennifer is something else.

43:42So we got back and Jennifer's like, I was never as young as I used to be. Because someone says, I'm not as young as I used to be. She's like, I was never as young as I used to be. That was worth every hard step. Isn't this a great vacation, everybody? Die, Sutton, die, Sutton. And then we see this shot. You know, they showed this in the beginning of the trailer of Jennifer laboring up the side of this mountain. And I always assumed, on the trailer, they made it seem like, oh my God, Jennifer is crawling up a mountain and she's about to die. And I always assumed, okay, when we actually get to this scene, the context of her is going to be like, girls, let me show you how I do my scenes when I'm climbing up a mountain.

44:26I had to do this one on Bride or Chuckie. And she was going to do a whole thing and be a comedy bit. But when we actually got here, no, she actually was climbing up a mountain and about to die. It was an authentic moment from the trailer. We're getting sucked into the vortex. Why would you do this to me? And Erica's like, well, is this wind part of the deal? Get rid of this fucking wind. Fuck this place. Fuck this trip. There's wind everywhere. Erica's like, hey, guys, next time, let's do drugs. I'd rather do mushrooms than feel something. Let's do that. It's the same shit. I'm like, oh, sorry that you were taken to the mountaintop of, like, gorgeous, gorgeous views and scenery.

45:08I know it's hot, but, like, hello, this is also kind of, like, a pretty kick-ass view. No, I mean, it's gross to me. Like, taking on a lux trip to exercise in 102 degree heat, Sutton needs to be put to death for this. This was horrible. Also, do they have a thing with Coke? Because they're always drinking Cokes now on the show. Did you notice? And you know these ladies will not touch Coke with a 10-foot pole. I just don't believe it. Like in the first scene of the season when Doree doesn't have a family in the house. So she's like, oh, I think I'll talk to this Coca-Cola bottle. It says friend on it.

45:42Friend. Hello. I know. Drinking sugar imbued Coke. Well, there was a big, you know, on the Traders last week, there was a big Coke and Diet Coke moment with Lisa Rennig. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm wondering if it's like a hidden thing that they just now they drink Coke. Cause Erica slurps from her Coke can and I just don't buy it. Yeah. Although she is from Georgia. So maybe she's having some state pride. So Sean is true. That's Coca-Cola headquarters. Yes. Ronnie and I know because we once walked outside of the Coca-Cola experience in Atlanta and we did not go in. So Sean is basically telling them like, go sit by yourself and think about things.

46:21so they all sit by themselves and have like I think no introspection I think they just go and sit alone and then they're like okay well that was fun yeah he's like you want to meditate and like no but we'll talk shit about each other mind your own business pink van so Kyle oh go ahead no you go you go Jennifer no I don't care I'm just going through it what were you going to say Kyle they all gather back together sorry and Kyle's like oh my god this is like such a special place and you think that she's gonna maybe say something introspective or deep or thoughtful and she's like i just wish the other girls would have come like by the way i didn't even tell you dorit got like upset at me like she said like when i was at her house like fuck pk and i really got the sense that she's like angry at her situation was taking it out on me i was like okay kyle i'm glad you came all the way to the vortex just to talk shit about someone yeah i got the sense that she's angry at her situation and was taking it out on me no she was angry at you for not taking her situation seriously okay i know that's a very difficult thing for you to understand but she wasn't irrationally upset with you you were an asshole and then she was upset with you i hope yes unfortunately erica is not the kind of person who will ever explain that to you because she's got her head up your ass to keep herself safe So Erica just goes Oh sure So I kind of took a breath And I said I'm here for you I support you PK probably didn't do anything wrong I love you Well I think she's just overwhelmed She's like someone walking up a mountain Without sunscreen in their pants I mean embedded in the fabric And especially since you guys are just like Now getting back to being close I don't know Kyle And she's like yeah right And I told her I don't want to do this with you Like, I don't want to have to take your side with you.

48:10I'm, like, totally Team PK. And she's, like, still mad at me for it. Yeah. You know what? I just leave the whole PK thing alone. Just don't even talk about it. Don't talk about it. Your friend's going through something. Just stay quiet. Let them go through it over there. Just pretend you're listening. Just think about all the DJ trips that you've done in your past. Just relish in that. Just let it go. Listen, one thing I know about true friendship is it's not a thing. Just ignore your friend pain, Kyle, until it goes away. So Kyle goes, well, it's like you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

48:45I'm like, no. Actually, you're not in a catch-22 here. When you show up and your friend is going through a divorce and the husband's being a dick and she's telling you that she's going through something, you just say, what a fucking asshole. Like that's literally all you have to do. It's the easiest task. You let her talk, eat some M &Ms, and then you go home. Yeah, just say, I never liked that veiny, pasty fucker in the first place. Why do you like him? Yeah. Yeah. That's it. So it's like he's a physical embodiment of diabetes. Why were you ever with that man? That's what you say. Like, why do I have to teach you?

49:21I mean, I'll feed you lines all day if you need them. Yeah. Give me a call, you know. Who spilled flour all over the counter, then poured water over it, and then married it? You did. You did that. Why did you do that? He is the flour that gets in the sink after you bake, and then you try to wash it away, and it just firms up and becomes annoying. Yes. So back at the wine bar, Dorit's like, well, Kyle came over, and I shared with her that I don't always feel most supported by her. Little jabs from Kyle. Little jabs, jab, jab, jabs. Well, what I'm seeing and I'm feeling is that Kyle has a tongue that touches each corner of her mouth every five seconds.

50:01Also, it seems like she's having a hard time Because you're not letting her in You know what I mean? Bring down the walls Bring down the walls Well, there was a moment at Tilly's And I'm hypersensitive because I've heard so much But there was this moment at Tilly's Wait a second Why were you at a store for teenager boys? No, Jennifer Tilly's, not the store Tilly's But I was there I did go to Tilly's and I lost$30 ,000 It was crazy But there was a moment where she said We don't know if he did or if he didn't And we just don't know Oh yeah I saw that Well I think like in these kinds of situations Like no matter who's right or wrong You just like want your girls to have your back right You know like you just want to be like Yo fuck that guy Like were you like married To a literal potato Did the potato moisturize Cause like Kias moisturizes like So much at camp and if the potato Can't even moisturize as much as Kias Like why even have the potato in the first place is like putting on pants for pk like mashed potatoes trying to reform themselves into a regular potato again you can't put the potato back in the skin that's all i'm saying what what are we talking about why are we talking about potatoes i feel fat i just got heart disease and died i'm dead potato skins are so in for 2026 by the way like i cannot i die i die bury me in potato skins just wrap me up in potato skins and put me in a larger potato and then put me in the earth and then watch me grow back as a new potato oh my god i love it i die yeah sometimes it's not what you say it's how you say it like and at that moment you were like breaking down so it probably hurt extra for her to say that i mean she said that like wearing pants like who even does that could you imagine if you've been looking at kyle through your kaleidoscope when that happened it would have hurt eight times more i die she would have been looking she would have been licking her the corners of her mouth 16 different ways that would have been horrible kaleidoscopes are evil that's the point of this conversation so we come back to kyle and kyle's like well you know i talked to mo and you know he says that uh what pk is saying is completely the opposite of what she's saying well yeah when is pk even around i'm not gonna listen listen i know dorit's not perfect but you don't listen to some man who just like leaves his family his second one by the away and then up and leaves for like four to six weeks at a time and doesn't see his children that's not the one that you listen to yeah about shit like this like he's making no effort not only that you're basically like you're mad that Dorit is mad at you and you're mad that you're being viewed as the bad guy and instead of being like oh that was shitty of me she's now going around trying to poison the waters against Dorit in the group by co-opting this spiritual new age moment on top of a mountain in a vortex so she's really talking to two dimensions at once I'd like to point out so she's really amplifying her message and she's basically saying yeah Dorit's a little cray cray because I talked to a man and he says that she's been acting crazy and preventing him from seeing the kids and it's not all the truth I mean Kyle Kyle likes to say that she's a girl's girl but this is not being a girl's girl right now she's talking she's talking shit about Dorit and her divorce to the other women and hoping and what is she trying to achieve by this like what is kyle trying to achieve by telling women that i spoke to mauricio and mauricio says that pk has a different story and that dorit's being very difficult what are you trying to achieve by by doing that she's coming on it's like she's not only talking behind dorit's back about it which i guess is normal on these shows but she's getting pk's side out there for him when he's not on the And that's just really despicable.

53:50In hopes of what? In hopes of what? To convince the other women to agree with her and to agree with PK? To make the other women think that Dorit is being hysterical, Dorit is being irrational and unreasonable? That's ultimately what this is. The aim of this is to isolate Dorit, if you ask me. And Kyle would probably say, no, it's to show that I'm not being – it's not that I'm being anti-Dorit. it's just like there's more to the story and I'm just being open and honest so she's gonna wax that she's gonna she's gonna spin it like she's being like I'm the open and honest person here I'm about finding I'm about finding the truth in this situation but it's really more I think to make the girls turn on Dorit well yeah because Kyle's still mad that Dorit had the nerve to stick up to her last year for the first time and so now she's gonna spend the rest of her time ruining Dorit that's what Kyle does you know and she'll go for Dorit till she gets Dorit off the show and then And they'll move on to the next one.

54:45It's a cycle with Kyle. She's been on this show long enough that we see her inner clock. And it's ticking. And the fact that she made up those lies about Portia and Tiffany, I'm just so mad at Kyle Richards right now. I'm so mad. Sorry, I'm getting my wires crossed again. You're back to the traitors. So we go back to the mountain. And Erica's like, well, exactly what was happening is what I thought was going to happen. which I don't want to happen. You're getting dragged into this, Kyle. You know, you're getting dragged into all this drama with a divorce. She's dragging herself in. No one is making her go take PK's side for no reason and fight Dorit and turn the whole cast against Dorit over it.

55:28Kyle is doing that. Yes, she is. And Erica has good advice here. She's like, if I look Kyle, I just block it all out like people do with my music. Just try to be there in the moment, okay? like people don't do for my shows because you can't be all the things to all the people. Like, less said, best said. I don't want to know, and I'd ask Mauricio not to tell me anything. And she's honestly exact, she's 100 % right on this. Don't, like, just focus on being a friend to your friend and don't try to get the other side from Mauricio. Don't put yourself in that position. Just try to be, like, just try to be the good girlfriend you always claim you are.

56:06You know what they say? A friend to everyone is a friend to no one, which is why I'm a friend of no one. It's like sage advice from Erica. And she's like, well, obviously it's going to be like he said, she said, you know. And back at the wine bar, Bo's is like, well, your relationship is damaged, Dorit, from a trust standpoint, and you're trying to work your way back to a place where she is understanding and wholly supportive of you. Well, it goes back to actions and words. Don't tell me I support you entirely because I believe it. So then if I don't see it, I'm like, but I believed it. But I don't see it.

56:45But where is it? I thought it was here. It's not there. I don't understand. All right, please. You're going on to 37 accents. Just calm down and have some wine. Babe, babe, there's like tests every day in friendships. Like so many tests, like specifically eight tests, because you take one test and you look at it through a kaleidoscope. And you're like, oh, my God, there's actually eight tests here. And that's a test in and of itself. It's like a lot. I die. So back at the ranch, Kathy is slicing vegetables in the kitchen. And Erica comes in. She's like, what the hell are you doing? Disgusting.

57:17What are those vegetables? Is there not a Taco Bell near here? She's like, I'm starting my pasta primavera. I'm Italian. Yes, I learned this recipe when I went to Italy and found out that I was Chinese. Sadly, I don't know any Chinese recipes from my childhood. So Erica's like, okay, well, do you want me to get someone in here? Because I'll fuck it up. I'm going to fuck up this food. Or no, I'm going to fuck up this cooking. So Erica's like, tells us, Sutton has decided that we'll all be cooking dinner tonight. Why are we cooking on vacation? Are we on a fucking budget? What the fuck is going on here?

57:54So yeah, they're going to attempt to be like humans and cook. and this is going to be a like a true disaster over the next you know it's shocking for me to be so holy on Erica's side for an entire episode but she's exactly right like you took me to a national park and made me walk around in 102 degree weather and now I have to eat Kathy Hilton's cooking why don't you just fucking take me out back and shoot me in the fucking head what kind of vacation is this it's like she's like I'm poor and this is still low. I don't, I don't know. Just take me home. Don't make these people cook. Like there's certain people, there's certain shows and there's look, there's certain vacations and certain groups of people where the vibe is like, let's get an Airbnb.

58:40We'll cook dinner. It's gonna be super fun. Uh, and there's certain TV shows where I like trusts, I trust it, you know, like Eugene gets on the grill. Like it's going to be good food. Oh yeah. You're going to trust him for sure. Yeah. You go to New Jersey, Teresa, she'll make, she'll put, she'll throw down. I believe she'll throw down you know there are a lot of these shows you know where you know people will cook some good food they're not gonna cook good food on beverly hills i was trying to think of orange county they would cook with anyone could anyone cook food on orange county probably not there either but i'm gonna say beverly hills like don't even bother this is no one wants to have kathy hilton's cooking no one does i don't want i don't want sutton's chicken i don't want anyone's salad just get away we've all seen what happens when kyle tries to cook salmon when she had her storyline of i really like to cook salmon her season arc of cooking salmon where it got burned every time like don't do this to us yeah so we have a scene of bo's talking to keely she's feeling down because she's uh been doing injections and then kyle's doing her makeup and amanda's like um hey can i ask you for your advice um yeah i just you know did sutton have an assistant named avery or ari or something like that avi nice try yeah avi yeah yeah nice try nanda and doesn't look practiced at all when you do the exact same line to sudden like the exact same thing did you have an assistant named avery or ari avi you're so disinterested in this topic that you couldn't remember his name yep uh-huh uh-huh yeah my friend alana was out by the way i'm just saying um alana because I think it changes later.

1:00:28But anyway, my friend Alana was out and ended up talking to some guy. And the guy was like, oh my God, are you the girl who's friends with the girl who's always wearing Chanel and is really super rich, has Louis Vuitton? And he was like, yeah. And then Alana was like, oh yeah, my friend knows Sutton. And he said, well, tell Amanda to call me and I'll spill the real dirt on Sutton. So, I mean, this is a bad breakup, I guess. Wow. Well, you know what? I have to say I know someone who knows Avi who's I will say really well an old queen in a bar no okay there's an old queen in a bar whose professional services I use once in a while and he's like Avi I see Avi on the street he's sort of like he's not really a house he's sort of a housewife watcher his wife is more of a housewife watcher she might actually be listening to the podcast shout out old green the bar's wife but like so when when i see him he'll be like he's like oh yeah i saw avi saw avi he's so nice i saw avi he always he loves talking he always because that's the way he connects right because that's you know as i do a housewives podcast basically and then uh he was like i saw avi and i was like oh well you know he doesn't work for something anymore he's like oh really i didn't know that so i kind to feel like this guy who sees avi regularly on the street did not know that avi doesn't work for son anymore i don't know like there's a world where listen that's straight guy t and straight guys just don't care like you could tell a straight guy and they're just like this is some gay guy nonsense so they just tune it out you know they just hear like that's all they hear All they're thinking is like, this guy is really gay.

1:02:14He's like, my old employer, that fucking bitch, the way she would throw her Cheetos at my head every single time. And I said, you know what? Fuck it. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. He's like, uh-huh. Yeah. Cool. Well, great seeing you too. Yeah. I mean, I've talked to straight guys who are like, so what do you do? And then they kind of make you go on a pitch about yourself. You're like, oh, I do this housewives thing. And then you see their eyes glaze over. and I can literally see a reflection of a TV that's not even there watching the game. You know, like I see a ball being thrown over. I see someone catch the ball.

1:02:45They're getting tackled. I'm like, you're watching the TV in your head. You aren't listening to me. I guess I'm of two minds. I'm up to, yeah, it's true. I'm of two minds. On the one hand, Avi's just going to like just start talking shit about Sutton to a total stranger out of nowhere. or but then again it's like you know drunk gay we do kind of do that shit also so like I don't know because then on the other hand he doesn't even say anything to the straight person who knows him but then again straight person is going to filter it all out so it could go in two different directions you know I think it was probably if I had to guess which I don't but I will I think it's probably Avi drunk in some bar and he's like oh my god you know the new cast member i need a job i just got fired from one of them so have her call me i'll give her the real dirt oh yeah hire me you know like being funny um but also probably hate sutton because it seems like they had they had a bad breakup because sentence was bad you know obviously they did you can tell it's written all over sutton's face and he probably is bitter and talking shit at a bar i mean that's what we do it's our culture you can't hold it against us and i think it's his right to talk about it now whether or not he signed an nda is another thing because he better watch his ass because if he is saying shit he's gonna get in some big trouble but if there's no nda then sutton's an idiot and she shouldn't have done that and he can do whatever he wants yeah well amanda is basically like he talked to my friend and he said like oh put me into contact with amanda i'm gonna i'm gonna gossip with her and if she's looking for an assistant you know hire me so i was like oh my god like what the actual hell he's such a nice guy and the fact that he would ever say have her call me like obviously it had to had a very bad ending oh thanks for connecting those dots kyle what i mean was the fact that sudden got cagey and started shaking and did her that fake smile when she said everything's bad everything's bad everything's bad like she's a real detective that one but it's also so kyle instead of being like wow i thought avi was a really nice person and going back and talking behind the back of somebody that you worked for is really tacky is what your real friend would say.

1:04:57But Kyle, of course, is like, well, you know, he's such a nice guy. So, wow, it must have been a bad ending. Sutton must have really fucked him over. Kyle's whole face lights up. She's like, I know, like she comes to life for the first time this season. Someone needs to track down Glenn and find out what happened with Kyle and Glenn. How about that? How about that? That is a good question. I always wonder about what poor Glenn's doing. Although we said that one season And then someone's like, oh, no, I saw Glenn running around in the back. You know, so I don't know. Hello there. This is a two-part recap, okay?

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