


27 Jan 2026 · 39m · 14 chapters

Hosts: Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam
A humorous recap of Bravo TV shows, focusing particularly on the Real Housewives and Below Deck series.
In this episode, the hosts delve into the second part of the finale for Below Deck Mediterranean Season 10, Episode 18. The episode centers around the final dockings, relationships among crew members, and the emotional farewells as the charter season concludes.
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Exploration of Nathan and Joe's rocky friendship amidst tension.
“Watch what happens, watch what happens, who cares what happens when there's so much that happens.”
Description of the last day on the yacht and the guests' departure.
“the blues that's why i've been listening to a lot of bb king oh god bb's coming today can't wait all right guys for the final tip of the season if you if you find a bb pick her up and never let her go.”
Discussion on the final tip and humorous reflections from the crew.
“Is that the worst than the porn stars on blow deck?”
Kizzy expresses her feelings towards Joe amidst crew dynamics.
“So now Nathan is talking to Josh and still talking about Gail.”
Nathan's nervousness about Gail's return and their complicated relationship.
“So they go wake up Aisha, who's in, well, she's not awake.”
The crew engages in playful banter and discusses their relationships during a dinner with Gail.
“And of course, she's gorgeous because it's Gail.”
The crew shares flirtatious moments and confessions about their feelings towards one another.
“Wasn't that a hilarious joke about me touching Joe's genitals?”
Kizzy reflects on her romantic encounters and decides to move on to Tommy after exploring her options.
“and then we renew and go back to the beginning to one chance.”
The crew reflects on their experiences, relationships, and the end of the season while saying their goodbyes.
“the king of queens up against the side of the galley.”
Tensions rise as Joe and V confront each other about their feelings and actions during the season.
“I'm just saying, you know, the last move.”
Explore the fallout of a night out and the dynamics of relationships on the boat.
“She's like, yeah, I remember you were all over Kizzy and you were all over the boat too.”
Hear how characters reflect on their growth and their goodbyes as the season ends.
“So she's like, whatever, just let it go.”
Discover Nathan's journey into fatherhood and the implications of his past.
“Reference, whatever you need, just let me know.”
A recap of the season's highlights and what to expect in the upcoming season.
“actually morph into the storyline of Below, morph into the stereotype, which is the guy who left the kid alone, and now he only talks about the kid who he abandoned.”

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0:03Watch what happens when there's so much that happens. Watch what happens, watch what happens, who cares what happens when there's so much that happens.
0:41and Nathan are next to each other on the dock and they're not speaking. And Joe's like, well, this is it. So where are we? Where are we in our friendship there? And Nathan's like, and Joe tells us he's put so much effort into being there for Nathan, but Nathan really like never kissed him back as much. And so I didn't want difficulty with Victoria to ruin a relationship with Nathan. And Nathan's view is, you know, when you're friends with someone, they're bad decisions or something that you're willing to look by. But I don't like it, and it fucking tests me patience, and I don't want to be associated with that.
1:16Was Joe really there for Nathan? Was Joe really there for Nathan? Did we see that? Did we see Joe abandoning his post midseason and then Nathan getting yelled at by Captain Sandy for not having someone on the dock, whatever it is, the dry dock, whatever? Did we see that when Nathan was so excited for Gail to come back that Joe was already trying to undermine it. And even just as recently as last week, when Nathan said that Gail was going to Menorca, that Joe was like, oh, she's probably going to cheat. She's probably going to cheat. So has Joe really been there for Nathan? I'm not really sure about that.
1:52Yeah. And then on the other hand, Nathan was fine with Joe when he was acting like a fuck boy like Joe. But now that he has to clean it up for a girlfriend, he's like, I won't stand for this. So Joe and Nathan, not good. It's not going well. But they dock and it goes okay. Except that Nathan is like, Max, don't hang the line. Don't let the line hang over the deck like that. And he's like, yes, you're on mail. But he does anyway. And now people in the dock are speaking and Max starts imitating their language. And Nathan's like, stop screwing around. You got to stop that. And then Max messes up the line because he doesn't wait for V to throw her line first.
2:34Yeah, he like goes over that side. And Nathan's like, what are you doing, Max? For some reason, Max decided to go over to V-side and lines are getting tangled. And I'm honestly dumbfounded. I'm dumbfounded. I'm so dumbfounded. I've got to lean forward in my chair again. Because everything we've had, I've overcome this season. Is really the way, like, is this how we have to go out? Really? Fuck me. Oh. Like, you should have fired this guy four charters ago. Truly. Yeah. So they finished the final docking. And Sandy's like, wow, good shot. BB's coming. Okay. Uh, crew crew, Sandy Sandy BB's on her way BB's on her way So, um, Nathan now goes to confront Max And he's like, I don't know what you didn't understand About the crossover lines He's like, oh, I try, bro I just want to do it I don't know why you're so mad at me Did you just throw a chicken nugget at my face?
3:26Well, you think it's a funny way to do so I do too, do you too I talk to you, you talk to chicken nugget So Nathan goes, listen, we don't do things your way, Max We're doing it my way. I generally don't want to hear anything else. Me, well, this mistake. It's like, no, I don't care that Nathan angry with me because this is the last day, last talking and I want it to be last fight. Nathan's like, oh God, that'd be so, that'd be so short. So now the guests pack up to go, to leave. And the Joe is in the galley with Kizzy and they're just flirting and being awful. And Nathan's just still in his room.
4:05He's muttering. He's angry at Joe. He's angry at Max. Just angry at everything right now. Yeah. So now it's time for the guest to leave. Like, we don't want to leave. We don't want to leave. But they have to. And she's like, I got a big envelope of cash. All right. And that's for your protection. You don't protect me. You don't get the fucking cash. That's how we roll. All right, everybody. Elvis has left the motherfucking building. Probably because you guys came in. He was like, I'm out of here. I know. by the way we didn't leave you guys cash we left you sauce enjoy so everyone's happy and all right everyone final tip meeting wow final charter of the season i gotta tell you i've got the blues that's why i've been listening to a lot of bb king oh god bb's coming today can't wait all right guys for the final tip of the season if you if you find a bb pick her up and never let her go.
5:04By the way, guys, just want to let you know that we have a special guest here. Her name is Lilith. Please welcome B.B. Neuwirth. Oh, God, B.B.'s here. Josh, okay, I'm going to give speeches to people. Josh, gosh, watching you create your dishes, not on plates, ironically, the flavors that you did for the clients, I mean, you really crushed it. You really crushed it, especially when you learn to put things on those little round things we call plates good for you josh nailed it asia i love working with you you're like a bright beacon a bright and actually fairly loud beacon but a beacon nonetheless kizzy and kathy uh a pleasure kathy i love that you're british kizzy uh yeah you're someone that's on this boat so that's nice love love what you're doing love your footwear.
5:56Very sexy. Very, very chic look in my community. Joe, I love that you became the deckhand. I love that you perfectly imitate the embarrassed emoji face. Wow, you just really nailed it. Smile. Love that for you. You know, at first I thought you're just eyebrows and teeth. And now, so V, the way that you tackle those fenders, wow, they're twice your size. That's great. And Max, the way you came through from the previous charter season was incredible. I mean, you did everything wrong. You fucked up every day. You didn't listen to instructions one time, I don't think. But God bless you. You're fun.
6:34I don't really know what you're talking about, but I love BB, and that's the point. So, Nathan, your beginning wasn't easy as bosun, but look, you started as a bad bosun with bad hair, and now you're ending as a decent bosun. You still got bad hair. But God, have I spoken enough? Is there anyone else? Oh, I want to thank the homely guys who actually do the work on the boat. get out here Fred Flintstone, Barney Flintstone and the guy from King of Queens It's weird that we had a non-Hanna-Barbera representation here but that's just the way it goes you know? Nathan, look, don't feel bad about your hair.
7:09I think it's actually lovely when I see it, it's like, oh my god, it's a bagel where I love bundt cakes It reminds me of nice things It's like a bundt cake made out of hair, which nobody wants to eat. You should probably cut that they're so thick those button cakes you spend so much time eating a cake you barely get any frosting you really think about it why do we make them just so faster why so guys one more thing i'm not gonna have dinner with you so that's why you got all these speeches right now instead of me squinting at you awkwardly while you tried to eat a steak so i'm going to dinner with bb BB's coming to town guys Wow Okay the tip is crazy low $16 ,000 but I think It may not be as high as some other tips This season but in return You get to live so we love that Okay everyone The tip was$16 ,000 That's embarrassing It was not$16 ,000 That is terrible Oh my god That is terrible and not surprising I think that's the lowest, no?
8:16Is that the worst than the porn stars on blow deck? I think so. Or were they 14? Remember, the porn stars were there for five days, which is even more terrible. Oh, my God. Yeah, this is bad. So now they have to turn over the boat one last time. And Kathy and Max go cuddle with each other. And he's like, oh, my God, I'm so Swiss. And she goes, stop being in your own brain. He goes, oh, I know, I know, I know. Me, my brain. And she's like, just have one. You can't be inside of something that doesn't exist. Stop spending time in that scramble. Come to me, Max. Come to me. He's like, oh, you can't be good everywhere.
9:01She is right. She is right. And she's like, you're so, he says, you're so good for me. And she's like, just don't get in your head with us as well. Kathy, you need to get in your head about this. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're too good for this man. I know I say it to every woman on this show eventually, but come on, man. Yeah, seriously. I mean, I think, Kathy, you should be with literally anything or anyone else. Honestly, date the fender. I don't care, but not Max. So now they do their jobs and everything. And Nathan and Asha hug. And she's like, how's it going with Joe? and he's like well him and kizzy fuck stupidness man honestly i'm just thinking about gail how much i love her how i can't wait to ghost her for seven days in a row you know oh i can't be with anyone else i don't have an emotional connection with anyone i mean the last person i kissed it just felt like a soul sucking awful terrible miserable experience that was kizzy though You're right That's my point So now we go to Kizzy and Kathy And Kathy's like are you going to kiss Joe And she's like oh my god there's just so much Tension between us And Kathy says yeah Do you know what's a better feeling And she goes dick And she says I really want to kiss Joe I mean there's no point in denying it I broke up with the guy that I was seeing That I didn't leave here with any unanswered questions And on my deathbed I want to think, oh, probably shouldn't have done that, you know, rather than, oh, my God, I wish I did this.
10:40I wish I did this. That's what I want to think. That's why I don't want to think.
10:49I'm wondering what sort of answer Kathy was looking for from Kizzy when Kizzy was saying there's so much tension between us. And Kathy's like, do you know, it's a better feeling. And Kizzy goes, dick. Like, I feel like Kathy was like, I was going to say no and we're going home and there's new episodes of the Murdoch Mysteries on the box, but that's okay.
11:15So now Nathan is talking to Josh and still talking about Gail. Like, I do not care about this story. Why does the storyline annoy me to this point? I just want Gail to escape. It bugs me every time. It's like, oh, I hope Gail comes out tonight fucking nervous. You ghosted her. So everyone's now finishing up their stuff And Sandy gets a text from BB She's like hey BB Your wife is pulling up outside BB Oh my gosh she's here Okay So she goes outside And they hug and it's nice Being recently married It's hard to be away from your person And we're gone for a long time And I want to share a little bit of my Europe with Leah You know places that she hasn't been that I've lived for so long.
12:00I want to show her the magic of Barcelona. But also, I want to introduce her to the guy who looks like he's from King of Queens because she sort of looks like Leah Remini. And I was thinking, I don't know, maybe we could do some sort of skit. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crapins commercial.
12:20So they go wake up Aisha, who's in, well, she's not awake. I mean, she is awake, but she's in bed. I guess half naked because she's like, I can't get out of bed. I'm not wearing any pants. So I'll just say hello from up here. Hello, Leah Remini wig. Hello. Hello. So they say hi. And then Nathan gets a text from Gail. I feel like, why is Gail feeling like a winter storm? It's like, okay, this just in, the winter storm. We are starting to get our first flurries. The first flurries are arriving. The storm is arriving in the metro area. It's like every five seconds, it's a metro update on Gail approaching the boat.
13:02Gail's going to be coming out tonight. Oh, my God. Gail's still coming out tonight. Can't wait for Gail. She just texted. She's getting ready to come out tonight. So Nathan's like, oh, my God, it's here. She's here. Oh, my God. What am I going to do? I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. And Captain Sandy tells Leah, you look beautiful, baby. She goes, you look beautiful, baby. She's like, oh, my God. What? You're such a little parrot. Why'd you say that back, you little baby? And Leah's like, squawk, baby, squawk, baby. God, just go. Like, for Christ's sake, go. I don't need to see people in love either.
13:37Yeah. I don't want you in love. I don't want you out of love. You really can't win with me. At this point, I'm like, just get rid of all of them. Hey, baby, tonight, how about I show you Barcelona and I put together a little dinner with limited seating so that way one person from Real Housewives of Miami can't join us. Okay, let's do it.
14:01So then Gail arrives. And of course, she's gorgeous because it's Gail. And he's like, oh, God, it looks great. You look great. So Gail is like, see me last week. By the way, it's so funny that when she talks to us, they put her in the bravado uniform. And she was like, she subbed in for one day. And now she has to speak to us in the stupid red polo. Also, she's dressed great and looks beautiful, and he's wearing shorts and a black t-shirt. He's like, you look beautiful, and she goes, yeah, what an outfit you're in.
14:38See, Nathan, last week, I wouldn't have expected to go as well as it did. I thought I'd close it and bricked it up, but actually, something seems different about him. I'm just trying to figure out whether I take that risk again or I don't. I kind of get the feeling that he's about to cut his hair, change it, make it look a little bit different. I want to be there for him. So Aisha freaks out when she sees Gail. I don't need to make the noise, but I'm sure we can all imagine it. It's loud. And Kizzy comes down wearing one high heel because she's got her boot. And they're like, oh, my God, look at you wearing just one high heel and a boot.
15:14That's something. It's like, yeah, hopefully I'll get kissed tonight. And so now we get in the vans to go to dinner. And Kathy's like, Max is adamant that tonight he's sleeping in the master. And V's like, yeah, well, Gal and Nathan might fight you for that. Who's going to fuck in the master? Who's going to do it? So everyone's cheering dinner, dinner, dinner. And Nathan is such a gent. He lets Gail spit up her gum in his hand, which is so lovely. and then Joe's like so Nathan Gallagher what you doing straight after this I'll fly to Liverpool see me mom you can come with if you want I know some good real estate if you want to get into that and Nathan's like nah I want to fly out to Australia oh girl gasp girl gasp and he's like oh bro you're leaving me for a woman oh wow and just throws his hands and I like that Joe just got kind of dumped at the dinner table.
16:13He's like, no, I'm choosing my woman over my mate, man. And so Aisha's like, wow, you guys really did change, didn't you? Look at that. Nathan says, well, if you don't change in a year, it's pretty concerning. Isn't it, Joe? Isn't it? And Joe's like, I know things have been a little weird with me and Nathan, but we've been through a very tough Charger season. Maybe have a laugh and a joke with the crew instead of playing with Gail. She's such a fucking bitch. Am I right, everyone? High five. Anyone? Anyone? But whatever. I wasn't expecting a shift like this to happen ever between me and Nathan.
16:48I'm like, yep, because he likes her. You talked shit about her. So he's like, bye. I'm going with Gail. Yeah. So now they order a straw for Gail. And Gail's like, Nathan gets that straw for her. And Gail's like, how did you become this considerate nice? I mean, Nathan and I never would have thought to order me a straw. Wow. That's what being on yachts too much does. It lowers your expectations so much that you're like, you know what? This man ordered me a straw. I'm having his baby. It's not the last straw. It's the first straw. So then everyone's like happy and everything. And so then Joe switches seats.
17:36And now he's sitting next to Kizzy, who's sitting next to V. And then, of course, they're being loud and flirtatious, so V can hear it. And Kizzy's like, we could put this blanket across our laps, and then we could touch each other on the genitals. Jokes! Jokes! Right, V? Wasn't that a hilarious joke about me touching Joe's genitals? Ha, ha, ha! V's like, oh my god, it's like they're trying to embarrass me in front of everybody. It's just not cool. Well, why couldn't I break up with your boyfriend a little bit earlier, Kizzy? then I wouldn't have wasted so much time with V over there. That is such an obnoxious thing to say right in front of V.
18:16Like that is so rude. V's like, I can hear everything you're saying. And Josh is like, I can see why it might affect you. And V's like, did someone just speak? I don't know who, I don't know who said that. Yeah. So Max is talking to Kathy now and he's like, I'm graduated. We are different. I think it is perfect. It is way more fucking important. And she's like, well, you said you wanted to see me after this, didn't you? And he's like, yes, yes, I want, I want. And she goes, me too. Oh, and then they kiss. You guys, romance is alive. Romance is alive. So Joe and Kizzy have a blanket on their laps, and they're doing things under that blanket.
19:01And now it's time to go to the club, which means we get some more Aisha dancing, which means she sort of stands in place and sways left and right with her hands out. Almost like she's doing some weird stationary game of volleyball or, or dodgeball or something with her tongue.
19:22Gail and Nathan dance together, talk about how they missed each other. And then we cut to Kizzy who's licking something off of Joe's eyelid and V sees it and Nathan checks on her. And Joe's like, Oh God, I want to kiss you so fucking bad for six weeks and I can't, I can't do it. Ah, and she laughs. And then we go to Joe and Kizzy next to Aisha and she was like, oh, remember when I said just be a little bit conscious in front of me, Joe? You remember that? And he's like, but we were just talking. Cut to her licking something off of his eyelid. I know. It's banter. What, are you mad at me for having banter?
19:58Not allowed to have banter anymore. And Aisha's just shocked just how brazen they are and she's disappointed. And Kizzy's like, it's just us having fun. If we were like snogging, I'd understand. So Nathan then goes over to Max to have one of these bullshit conversations that people have at the end of the season where they hate each other, but they'll be like, God, you're a lot of work. You're a lot of work, but I love you. I love you. And they hug, but they still hate each other. That's basically the whole thing of it. Yeah, Nathan's in a good mood. So he's like, you make me crazy, but I still love you, mate.
20:32I'd love to work with you again. Don't do it. Do not have him back, please. No. Please. And then, yeah, he's like, I can't stand the guy. Now people are going back to their vans. Gail and Nathan are whispering, and he's like, I love you. You're on me. She's like, you get one chance, and then one more after that, and then three more after that, and then back down to one, and then we renew and go back to the beginning to one chance. I'll take it. so now max and kathy are making out in the van and joe and kizzy are in the back making out and josh is just sitting there like oh my god i can't even get laid after i plated things i mean did people not see the struggle i went through the last charter kathy's like by the way everyone what happens in the taxi stays in the taxi okay um also by the way i feel like we didn't mention how crazy everyone looked at this dinner this was supposed to be their like it is their last dinner and i don't know if they were trying to go for certain looks but they all like every single one of them dressed crazy for this i was like what is happening here with this style like really formal just but like strange like strangely off kilter formal i was like they look bonkers as a group well the important thing is that joe and kizzy finally got their makeup sesh on camera officially on camera and so um now kizzy everyone's getting out of the everyone's getting out of the vans they have their make out session and Kizzy tells us well she's telling Josh okay I did kiss Joe in the car and now that I've done it I'm like I don't need to do it again see I sewed all this destruction just so I could kiss him once but keep my options open for Tommy after the season now I'm done so and you know what thank god I felt I actually laughed at this and was like yes this was the first cheer that Kizzy got for me all season.
22:26I love that she did this. I love that she was like, all right, I made out with him. I'm done with him now. And then drops him and goes to bed. And she's like, yeah, you know what? I figured out. Maybe I'm in love with Tommy. You know? I mean, I did what I wanted to do. I made out with every person on the boat. And then she starts ticking off the men and the women. And she's made out with everybody. We see her like, you know, banging the king of queens up against the side of the galley. And then she's like, I'm done. So I'm done with him. I'm going back to Tommy now. I've kissed every single person And I've kissed V.
22:56I've kissed Aisha. I've kissed Nathan. I've kissed Kathy because she kisses Kathy in the van also. I've kissed Joe. I kissed those two people who got fired. I wasn't supposed to say this. I kissed Sandy. I kissed Little Bear. I kissed the coffee machine. I don't think there's really anyone left on the boat. I kissed the guy on the dock that we throw the ropes to. Don't know his name, but he was a good kiss. I think that's everyone. I think that's everyone. and I've just pretty much kissed every single person on this boat. Bloop. Hey, it's me, Norma, just standing on the deck waiting for my kiss.
23:32All right, well, not everyone. Not everyone. But I did it. I'm going back to Tommy. Oh, does this mean I love him? And so now she goes to bed. Josh is like, I couldn't help but overhear your list. Is there, are you a true, do you, I feel like you should be a completionist about this task. I just, you know, feel good about it. I feel like I've really covered all the ground I needed to cover. So, Tommy it is. So now she goes to bed and she goes to bed ugly. Like, you know, like when you're sleeping cute and you're like, me, me, me, me. And then there's days where you just sleep ugly. We're like, oh, really?
24:15Like arms above your head. Just like you fainted in the middle of something, like with some ice cream coming out of your mouth. Just like, ah. and she sleeps like that and then joe's like oh i'm gonna finally get laid oh it's amazing i finally got her where i want her and he opens her door and she's like he's like god damn it so haha after all that you look like a douchebag and you didn't even get laid loser yeah so um then we have everyone else is going into uh the primaries and uh nathan's whispering with Gail. Excuse me, I'm not getting choked up. I'm just burping. But it sounded like I was being overwhelmed with emotion and I can assure you, I was not.
24:59So he goes, I'm terrified of what it was like. Oh God, let me just hide out of my fervor and then just hide out of some scared. Overcome your fears and I promise I'll make you happy except for seven days every year when I shall disappear. But then I'll come back, I promise, because I'm a sister. You want to be with me? He's like, Forever. Forever. And now Max and Kathy are whispering to each other. He's like, I fucking like you. And then we get the close-up of both the doors while everybody's fucking. And now we cut to Joe eating noodles in bed alone. So, you know, Kinsey gave us a lot of frustration, but at least she gave us a nice, solid ending.
25:44So good for her. Yeah, I'll give her maybe a good for her. I'll give her a good for her for frustrating Joe, but I'll say bad for her because she hurt V in the process, which I did not think was cool. So then. No, of course. I'm just saying, you know, the last move. Take our wins. I'll take it. Take our wins where we can get them. Take our victories where we can get them. Yeah. Yeah. So now Josh is singing with his guitar and in clown makeup. So he's just doing every hateable thing about him at the same time. Yeah. and we forgot to mention that when Captain Sandy said that he did a good job little Dominic his cartoon alter ego disappeared into the into the ether um so he's singing and about how they've grown and it's awful and we're ready for him to go and he does which is great we don't have to hopefully ever see him again and then everyone else is saying goodbye Kathy's like I don't want the season to end I mean going home is incredibly daunting but meeting Max and having this connection It's been amazing and I can't wait to see where this goes.
26:47Hold on, I just got a vision of the future, which is me arriving at my mother's taxi company and everyone pointing and laughing at me and saying, oh, Kathy, you're so stupid. Why? Why? Always, Kathy, she is my anchor to settle down all these crazy madness things I did on the Blavado. Oh. Commercials. Here comes one right now.
27:17I know that Max English is not his first language, but I feel like people don't like to be, like it's one thing to anchor someone, but you don't want to be the anchor, right? It's like, oh, she's just a ball and chain that keeps me grounded. You're my anchor. I think people say you're my anchor, right? A little anchor for me to just settle down, I guess. I don't know. Oh, she's Bownicle. Oh, I love Cassie. She's a wreck. they leave together they leave together and I wave and cry and just yell do better do better and V sees Joe and she's like you good and he's like I'm here to help you because they're cleaning up the mess and he's like how was your night she said yeah it was really fun it was really fun watching you like dry hump fucking kizzy all night it was great thanks for asking I remember I was climbing the side of the boat last night.
28:17She's like, yeah, I remember you were all over Kizzy and you were all over the boat too. But I know the only thing that fucked you back was a fender. Yeah, that's true. And I wouldn't say all over Kizzy, but we were having a good time. And he's like shrugging, like, what the fuck? Like, why are you so mad right now? She's like, literally, I don't care. It's like, well, no, no, I want you to go out. Let's talk about it. Come on, speak it out. She's like, no. And she basically is like, I'm not in the wrong at all. and I've been, you know, it's been in my face for two charters and they fucked me over and I just have to stay on my ground.
28:48Yeah, so he's like, what do you want me to do? And she goes, yeah, I don't care. He goes, then why'd you bring it up? She's like, it's just a reminder that you can't hold your word for shit. And he says, well, I did say at first I won't do nothing, but then I went back and forth and, you know, I need to have fun at the end of the day and I don't tell anything to anyone. She's like, yeah, yeah, that just tells me more about you as a person. Oh, forgive a man for having a bit of fun, you know? and she's like yeah but a real real man keep their word and obviously you're just a little boy yeah as it comes yeah if you didn't want to keep your word you shouldn't have made your word no one forced you to no one forced you to say I'm not going to hook up with that girl you could have just said I'm sorry it didn't work out with us I wish you the best and moved it along but you didn't you lied so she's like yeah you're predictable classic fuck boy behavior and he's like oh well everyone calls me a fuck boy and I don't believe it?
29:39I'm a fuck man. No. Congrats. Like, if everyone's telling you that you're a fuckboy, maybe it's time to accept the fact that you're a fuckboy. But he does the whole thing of like, you know, I'm not perfect. You know, I'm a work in progress. Yeah. Well, he came on as Joe Bradley 2.0. So, of course, it ends like this. I'm not perfect. I'm so sorry for not being perfect. So she's like, whatever, just let it go. So she goes upstairs and then Kizzy goes into Joe's cabin. And he's like, I don't think V's happy. And she's like, do you really care? He's like, no, not anymore because it's done. It's all done.
30:22You know what I mean? She's like, no, no, thanks. No, thanks. Bye. Yeah, no, thanks. So V, thanks, Captain Sandy. Oh, thanks. You know, keep bringing your awesome self because you are incredible. Get up here. Time for a hug. have this hug and then take a nap later because you're just going to have it all today. Okay, hug, hug, hug. So she feels great because she came in green and, you know, she worked her way to deckhand and she came to this boat as a lowercase V, but she's leaving as a capital V. I managed to avoid a VD from Joe Bradley, which is very impressive. So then, speaking of Joe, it's time for him to leave.
31:06so uh well kizzy leaves first she's like bye and she she goes and then now um nate joe goes to say goodbye to nathan and he's like goodbye nathan and he's like yeah see you later and joe's like oh the feelings that don't take away from the boat are so different from last season because last season they were like hugging and like our brother for life all that kind of stuff in this time literally it's nathan just waving and turning back to gail and he's like me and nathan it just seems like we want different things out of life. Right now, my sole focus is my career and self-growth. And I do hope that maybe one day I find a relationship that doesn't feel scary.
31:44Oh, scary V. I don't want to be that guy from the past. I'm a good guy, but now I know I'm the one to blame. So here's me taking the blame. Ha. Here's you after just not taking the blame and acting like, just go, just go, take your eyebrows and go, sir so it's just like oh captain sandy i'm sick am i saying goodbye to you i can't take it don't do it don't do it say bye to bb bb come here just pops behind the chair i'm still here oh you are still here after all that's nice we bloody did it and now we can be with our loves so she says that asia says that she's now a fully evolved chief stew and she's really mastered her craft and now she's going to sit down with scott and start doing some wedding planning because this girl's got a wedding to go to and it's morning she tells asia and she tells nathan and gail she's like i want you two to come to my wedding but you can only come as a couple if you're not a couple you're not invited he's like oh i guess we'll have to stay together for a while, don't we?
33:01She's like, okay, that's okay, I'll do it. Don't, as long as there's ice cream. Ah, so they, they're gray, and then Nathan says bye to Sandy, and she's like, you're a real ass-ette. You're a real ass-ette. Reference, whatever you need, just let me know. Okay, just let me know. Haircut, I'm here for you. This season felt like I've gone through a fucking tornado, a tsunami. I can't believe we made it this far, and I'm just proud of myself, never give up. That bald spot will go away. I swear it will someday. So then we see Nathan and Gail in the confessional and Nathan's talking about how they spent time apart, but they've grown as people and they've changed and they need to spend time together to see if they actually enjoy each other's company again.
33:48And then 11 months later, don, don, don. Guys, let's go to Croatia, shall we? It's Dubrovnik. We're in Dubrovnik. and um they're in a little house together they've got a baby they've got a baby it's a baby little baby baby yeah she's there or they're there the baby's there I don't know if it's he or she and it's Caden Cameron Gallagher oh yeah a little baby we see Nathan's new haircut which kind of looks like the same as the old haircut that's just sort of like flatter and rounder. No, isn't it like kind of a crew cut? Ish, but not quite. I think it looks nice. Yeah, it looks nice, I think. So they have a baby, and he's rushing off to get to charter because he's going to do another charter.
34:46And that's it. And then it says to be continued next season. Really? So for anyone who's wondering what it's like for Nathan to have a baby, in a house while he's on a boat in Malaysia. He's not in. I know. We'll finally get to see somebody on Below Deck actually morph into the storyline of Below, morph into the stereotype, which is the guy who left the kid alone, and now he only talks about the kid who he abandoned. I just miss my kid. To be a boat fairer. I just need to FaceTime my kid. I can't go through without my kid. All that stuff. Yeah, so we actually got to see the origin story. So that was nice.
35:25and this season is doneza it's done it's done but don't worry if you want more below deck it resumes next week with um down under so the much hyped season of down under which has daisy and ben and joao and the real house of salt lake city so it'll be quite the interesting thing to watch yes all right well thanks for a season below deck Thank you We'll talk to you next time Bye Watch what crappens would like to thank It's premium sponsors Ain't no thing like Alison King It's always a party on Alison Block Our way is the Amber way It's the Foster and the Furious It's Amanda Foster It's always automatic with Ashley Otto Put your hands together for Carly Clapp Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt She's not just a Sheila She's a Daniela We never miss her call, it's Diane Call.
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