#3211 Summer House S10E2: DJected

0:20Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap It's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about i'm ben mandelker joining me today who topless in the pool it's mr ronnie karam how are you ronnie get out hello what's up i can't believe you're topless in a pool amanda amanda um i'm doing great thanks uh we are closing in on the crap news today look i'm dressed in a nude colored top so that kyle would think i'm nude in a pool i'm dressed gray but it's not my I'm just like a gray, gray skinned person. That's your new. It's all gray. So crappies are coming up real soon. We are in the, we're coming into the final stretch of preparations for that.

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2:19Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is an official statement for me about Jill Zarin. Okay. Jill Zarin. Jill Zarin getting fired from the real Housewives of New York reboot on E! and came out and said, but I'm human. Yeah, you're a fucking trashy racist. And that's why you got hired. You're a trashy racist. Two things can be true. You are. It is true. You are a human. You are a human. Oh, God, my favorite. My favorite get out of jail. I'm human. I'm human. I'm human. Yeah. Yeah. You're human garbage. The I thought it was so funny that we had just been going off on her on crappy hour before all of this happened last time.

3:06And Ben was playing a video from 14 years ago, 13 years ago, something when we interviewed Jill. She was one of our first interviews and she was a nightmare. I did not like her. And the way we were recording was on, what was it? It was Sky. It was on Sky. Yes. And for some reason I had to screen record myself to like, they didn't have the call recorder yet or something. So I had to like screen record it with my computer. I mean, it was back in the old days. Okay. That's how we had to do things. And so you just see my face pissed off this entire, this entire interview, pissed off and or completely bored.

3:41And we were cracking up about that last week on crappy hour. And then all this Jill's Aaron stuff happened. It's real. It's nuts how that works out in the world, isn't it? Yeah, it is really nuts. We manifested this. Yeah. Congratulations, Jill. You spent 15 years trying to get back on an ensemble show and you're already fired from it before it even started. So that's really that's really one of the great flame outs we've ever experienced. I mean, it's not that great because it comes at the expense of, you know, people having to deal with another stupid face saying racist, problematic shit. And that does take a toll on people.

4:18But in terms of like, you know, Bravo ironies, it's a pretty strong one. Pretty good one there. Anyway, we're not talking about Jules Aaron, but we are going to the Hamptons because it's Summer House today. And where we left off, Amanda had just gotten into the pool in her bra, in her brassiere. and uh kyle had a freak out moment because amanda was uh almost skinny dipping by the way notably not skinny dipping not only was she not skinny dipping when she got in the pool her bra got darker so it looked even less like skinny dipping because like man it was actually a new kink for for carl because it was like a reverse farmer's tan and he really loves the tan line he really does and i forgot that his tan line kink oh there's so many so many nuances on this show oh yeah um but uh kyle gets jealous even though by the way amanda is you know an aspiring um bikini designer so god forbid she gets into a pool and shows off her boobs god forbid well I felt very gaslit by this whole thing because she kept saying like I'm not naked though and he kept saying but you're topless you're topless Amanda and then everybody else was like oh my gosh Amanda went topless in the pool who cares we're always topless and then later in his thing he's like well we're always topless but I guess it's hypocritical because I mean we are always naked in the pool she wasn't even naked why are they gaslighting us into thinking that she was she wasn't stop right I think that what he ultimately tries to say is that like she was ignoring him all weekend and yet she's giving some sort of like flirtatious energy to someone else or slash vaguely sexual energy to the hot tub when he couldn't even get like the smallest amount to which I say you DJ everywhere.

6:16Yeah, the hot tub is there. The people in the pool are there for her more than you are. Yeah, they're not married to her. Yeah. she could have fucked the whole pool and I still would be on her side yep agree and so Amanda tells us we've been skinny dipping as a house for 10 years which is a hilarious opening line to this show as a house we've been skinny dipping together okay that's just what we've been doing for 10 years it's like on the back of her minivan in this house also I was just skinny dipping with Ben last summer in Italy and he didn't have a problem with that and so he wants me to be more fun but then he doesn't like when i'm having fun and they're like the producer's like why and she's like because it's not directly with him i don't know i can't win yeah and that is his problem that is his problem is that she's she's having fun with everybody else so she's showing that she still can't have fun and he's like but why does she hate me then you know and i don't you know i can't explain to kyle a million times in an episode every episode why he's just so wrong And this entire episode is just more proof of Kyle, why Kyle is in this predicament, refusing to take any kind of responsibility.

7:25But like, what would Loverboy, you know, like, what would kids do if they don't have Loverboy? You know, they're starving to death. And I have to keep Loverboy open. I have to go, DJ, or Loverboy's not going to stay open. And he does that real wide-eyed thing that Kyle does when he's obviously lying. He does Homer Simpson eyes. He's just obviously full of shit. Nobody will call him out. well I'm gonna give I'm gonna give him a shred of something that I'm not justifying anything he did with the swimming pool because it was ridiculous and hypocritical I can imagine a frustration if every time like you're with the person you love and you want to do something fun and they're like I just want to like stay in or something like that all right I'm like oh my god I don't want to do anything or like you're just it's like Amanda as we've always seen her but then like with other people she's willing to like go have fun and do like fun crazy things but with you, the person that she's literally closest to, she doesn't ever seem to want to do fun things.

8:17So I can understand that being frustrating, but it doesn't in any way justify. Having a jealous fit and pulling her out of a pool and also accusing her of being topless when she wasn't even topless in the first place. And also again, it doesn't, it doesn't make like, like that infraction, I feel like pales to going out on the road four or five days a week and partying late at night as a DJ. Yeah. So he's like, I'm all for nudity. And then we see clips of him jumping into the pool naked multiple times. He's like, yeah, it used to be a tradition during the summer, you know, jumping the pool naked.

8:53So I know how much to stand on there. But I mean, I don't know. It's just like I've been ignored and I don't know. Like, I just it felt weird. It felt weird. That's my thing. You couldn't even articulate what he was trying to say. And that was what that's what made it even worse. He knows he's wrong. Yeah. And his feelings are hurt because his wife hates him and he doesn't know how to fix it. And he's not really he's not willing to do the things that it's going to take to fix it. So no. And then we go to Jesse and West and Jesse's like, I've never seen Carl Gajalas. And he's just like, you're going to just go on the pool in your underwear.

9:31I mean, what the hell? And West is like, well, her tits were out. But I mean, yeah, hopefully, you know, hopefully, like he was respectful. Her tits were not out. They were not out. and they weren't out anymore than his but is out. This is puritanical. When are we going to stop this? We are fed from those things. Why do men get to... Why does no one care that Wes is flopping his tits all over the place? Why is it so crazy for a woman to show her boobs? Like, oh my god, boobs! Stop dissing baby breakfast. How many parties do we have to see Kyle's bare ass out while he pees on the grass 10 feet away from the pool but then like oh god amanda is like wearing a bra into a pool god forbid right yeah everybody acts like guys all look like they do on summer house but you know anybody who goes to like a regular pool sees male floppy male boobs all over the place and they're hairy you know so why is that okay i say women bring out your boobs bring them yeah so uh then there's just some stuff happening around the house.

10:38We're going to get ready to go out because the party's over. So they're going to go out to a club tonight. And Amanda tells Sierra that she was like, you were so much fun today. And then Bailey asks KJ to steam her dress. And they're just doing all sorts of things. And Wes is in KJ's room. And Wes is like, hey, vibes, checking in. How are we feeling? He's like, oh, way, way better. It's just like every time we check in, I just feel like a lot better. And we see a flashback to remind us that he has anxiety, guys. So he's a skateboarder that appreciates emotional check-ins. And, you know, good for him.

11:13And then we see Kyle and Amanda. They're getting ready. And Kyle's like, hey, what do you think of my outfit? She just ignores him. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. How many compliments do you need on your shorts and linen shirt? You wear it every day. So then West is telling KJ, you know, yeah, I'm going to have my eyes on you. It's going to be my new hobby, taking care of my new bro. Yeah. Yeah, because West is, then he says, he talks about how last year he was a tiptoe king or tiptoe god. And this year, though, he's going to really go out. He's going to be in the mix again. He basically got the notes from America because West is very America approval oriented.

12:00And he got the notes that we all thought he was lame last year and he just moped around the house. And so this year he's like, okay, going back to original West version. So Tiptoe God is out. I'm back to being just the human form of Coors Light. Just Coors Light with two legs. So now everybody leaves and Kyle is wearing a second place ribbon. And I think that's fitting. But it's also an extreme show of confidence. Yes. it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial by the way something that else that was going around that went like lightly viral chlamydia am i right am i right the worst guys the more you know um can't even take it raw anymore for some reason i don't know why someone decided to highlight this but then it got circulated around is the fact that kyle cook is two years older than jd vance and so there were a lot of these side-by-side photos didn't i tell you that last week isn't that i think i was telling you this last i'm like guys this thing's been going around you're like man i just but it was it's been maybe you maybe you you saw it too that happens all the time by the way where i tell you like wifely gossip you know we're just like catching up with each other's day and then i tell you wifely gossip and you're like uh-huh sure uh-huh uh-huh and then like a week later you're like guess what i heard well i feel so alone in the relationship i did get on twitter quite a bit oh now it's from twitter now it's from twitter yeah well the point is that um but yeah people were sending it around and it is it is when you see the side by side it is funny like the vice president of the country and then kyle cook and kyle has aged much better um but to be fair he i mean he's he's really he's probably in the top top percentile of 43 year olds i would have to say he's really doing a great job with whatever he's doing with his you know it's a lot you know because kyle works out a lot i'm sure he drinks a lot of water i mean alcoholic drinks are made with water maybe it's something in the monk fruit they put in the lover boy i don't know but you know he takes care of himself and you know like if kyle is banging anybody.

14:24It's like a bunch of young chicks at shows and JD's banging couches. So maybe it just goes to show. You know, it's healthier to bang people than it is to bang couches. But yeah, it is pretty crazy. When you drink that much booze, usually it starts to show up. I think it visually starts to catch up with you. Like, you know, the boozing, the partying, it's around. It shows up on your face at a certain point. And Kyle's doing a great job of, I don't know what he's doing. I don't know how he drinks so hard. He drinks so much that he's pickled. you know he's fermented he's yeah he's like a frozen head you know he's like a walt disney head he's just drink had so much to drink that he's frozen in time and really all of them are from this cast they they are the only one who looks totally different is carl carl the healthiest there's there's i know that's the irony there's a scene later on that we'll get to when kyle's at carl's house and carl literally is like he's like a like an old therapist and i'm like wow how did these two are aging at such different rates i mean carl is actually i would argue carl looks like how like a what a 43 year old should look like i guess but like it's just you know it's just wild the you know life huh skin life huh yeah i was talking to a friend the other day because i had read an article about a fruitarian passing away you know those are people who only eat fruit.

15:48And I tried to do that for like a week in my life. It was, it was more of us.

15:57It's people who only eat gay people. And I, yeah. And I did that for a while. So that's why I brought it up. And I was like, yeah, you were right. Frutarians die. And you know, you think that they would be the healthiest people in the world. And I was saying it as I was eating an Oreo, because I got chocolate covered Oreos the other day when we were doing our Amazon live. and you know what i stand by my decision i beat you fruitarian i beat you i'm still here you know i think the other thing with carl is that he does a lot of outdoor jogging i think that also does a number on jogging does do a number i think you're supposed to speed walk instead of jog because jogging just like especially if you're someone with any kind of facial weight you know it's just like your weight it's like and it just pulls your face you know It's like yanking your face down.

16:44Oh, I was just going to say it because he's out in the sun a lot. But sure. Oh, that maybe physics to it as well. There might be. Who knows? Probably not. Yeah. But maybe. Either way. Either way. Either way. Stay on your couch and eat Oreos. There you go, people. It's funny because Kyle's face. Kyle is aging. Physically, he's aging wonderfully. Maturity wise, he's aging terribly. He's doing it all wrong. Well, yeah, he's going backwards that way, too. So maybe that's maybe that's something to do with it. If you never grow up, you know, if you never age mentally, maybe you cannot age physically.

17:23Yeah. Peter Pan, look at Sandy Duncan. He still looks great. Look at Sandy Duncan. That's what I always say. When in doubt, look at Sandy Duncan. Am I right, everyone? I was like, Jill Zarin, could you please follow Sandy Duncan's lead? Sandy Duncan's like, I love you, Bad Bunny. She goes flying through the... You guys all saw Sandy Duncan go flying across the halftime show, right? I love when Sandy Duncan came out and sang that Bruno Mars duet alone. So good. Ricky Martin was in the cornfield like, I love you, Sandra. I love you, Sandra Duncan. God bless her. Sweet things. Yeah. Okay. So West is doing vibe checks.

18:06Okay. So now they're all going out and Ben, who's the new hottie, is talking to the girls. And West is like, wow, look at Ben. He's at the girls table. Pussy. Cause I, that must be what is like having an accent. He's got an unfair advantage, you know, as I carry around a DJ table. It's like, it's like, it's like an accent for a short guy. Yeah. And Ben is there. he's all sunburned and he's smiling and his like his little hair helmet is like bigger than he was he's definitely doing like he's like in like an art garfunkel state right now so that he's the girls are all just smiling at him and bailey's like he looks roman he does 100 reading a book about rome and he looks like one of the patriarch families you know that just get everything because they're famous you did that's where i got it i totally remember you see i'm a good husband i I think I said, I think he say, although I may have said he looks Greek.

19:04I said he looks like a Greek statue, I believe. But either way, he does have that kind of like, he looks like he should be on a coin that you dug up, right? That you could stick your penis into maybe. Oh my goodness. A coin you could have sex with. Talk about a coin slot. So he's over there and Bailey's like, so you did Bachelor, right? Did you, did, did someone win? Did it get, did, did you get, get engaged? He's like, no. She's like, really? Like, you're so beautiful. I don't understand. And he's like, well, when someone's flirting, I go red easily. It's like, oh my God, I could be the way, it could be the way I was raised.

19:36I was raised in a religious family. So like no sex before marriage. My dad, Julius Caesar, was always so angry at that kind of stuff. And anything sexual is like not something you talk about. The kind of attention is kind of like uncomfortable, which is crazy because like I've been modeling for quite some time. But there's a bit more than meets the eye, which by the way, my favorite thing is when a model says that. Oh my God, me too. I love that they're just not happy being who they are because you think it's going to be so easy for a model and that they'd just be happy. Like I'm hot, I'm blonde, I'm six foot five, I have nothing to worry about.

20:09But they're insecure too, you know, and they're insecure with looking stupid. I can't wait until we see him like sitting by the pool with like a big book. Yeah, I was just saying, I think it's funny because models always do that. They always say there's more than meets the eye because that's their biggest insecurity is that people know that there's not more than meets the eye. But they're like, no, no, I read something on Huffington Post the other day. So I'm intellectually serious. I don't only read the New Yorker for the drawings. All right. I love a really long short story in tiny print. That's just the way I love.

20:48I love reading commentary by Naomi Fry. That's right. There's more than meets the eye. I can even rhyme. I don't eat French fries unless it's with my mind. Naomi Fry, coming soon. God, I love that Naomi Fry. I do too. It's a good name. She's great. She's great. Yeah. So then we go back over to the guys and Jesse's like, um, so did you get a little spicy with Amanda, Kyle? Like when she was in the pool and what was going on with that, buddy? And Kyle's like, Jesse's like, cause I've never seen it. seen you like get jealous or any type of way with her so that was crazy dude there are like so many things that amanda and i need to talk about like i shouldn't say this but like huh she's acted like like the last two years she smokes weed every night every night she smokes weird i was like well maybe it's longer than that but you just never realize because every night you get drunk yeah you're not allowed to say that when you're shit-faced constantly kyle and also maybe 10 minutes of this show not slurring and also every season on the second episode kyle drops some bomb that he shouldn't be dropping i shouldn't be saying this but karl he came to the office coked up i shouldn't be saying this amanda she's high as a fucking kite every single night shouldn't be saying this lindsey went and killed someone in vegas shouldn't be saying it bro it's like why do you keep dropping these truth bombs like and you and everyone gets mad at you when you do it and then you have to like do a whole apology toward every Every single season.

22:21Because it's substance abuse deflection. And it happens, you know, when you're guilty of using it. When you feel guilty or like you're being attacked because you use a lot of substances, which is what she's going after. It's like he's gone every night drunk with all, you know, he came up with a job where he can drink every night, which is true. And so he's deflecting to be like, well, she's a drug addict. She stays home all the time just doing drugs. That's Amanda. But we do see pictures of their house. And it does look gross. and we know that there's dogs all over the place that you know are like their babies and i'm a dog person but you know if somebody comes over i have to vacuum for an hour just like i did yesterday when you came over this there was a vacuum running because it gets nasty and their house did look really gross and then we see an overfilled ashtray and stuff like that but guess what it would be cleaner if you were there to help clean it up she's also probably fucking depressed she already has described that she has you know certain mental health struggles and she's probably depressed because she's in this relationship that she thought she was going to be able to change, which, by the way, that's where her big problem areas are.

23:27And she says that again this episode, the areas that I wanted Kyle to change, and Amanda's big problem for the past 10 years is that she's always held out hope that she could change Kyle. And it seems like she's given up, and she's starting to see the light. But she's stuck. Do you want change? Then don't marry a panty. That's right. marry a sesteri from ancient Rome with Ben's face on it. Yeah, he's deflecting, I think, here. He's basically trying to frame this as Amanda's a drug addict, and I guess we're supposed to take from this, and that's why I'm never in the house. And he says, well, my apartment's like a frat house, and it looks like a frat house because she's chaotically living.

24:07Bro, you're drinking all the time. You are a frat. You're a walking frat house. what are you talking about he's like i can't even hear a cleaning company because there's too much shit it's like a series of orders like a order series yeah but i mean have you also like seen the summer house have you been in the summer house that you live in in the summer it's like you walk in and there's boxes piled up before you even walked into the door so um yeah but it does it does look it's giving light squalor we've seen much worse on these shows when we see the footage but again i just have to imagine that amanda is probably she's probably miserable she's miserable god you guys both need to just be rid of each other and the good news is that you will be very soon yeah um so west is like well have you like brought it up to her like let me make a suggestion call the new york times do an article she'll get the point i was like yeah actually beg for her mom to come into the city and help she hates me so then we go back to the girls talking to Ben and Bailey's like, um, I want to go eavesdrop on the boys.

25:15And so then we go back to the guys and Wes like, wait, he's like, wait, you want to bring the mom over to clean? And like, and then what's the fucking feedback then? And she goes, a year ago she did. The mom came and Amanda piled a bunch of shit into the back bedroom and that was it. You can't even count on someone's mom to clean your apartment anymore. Yeah. Kyle says he can't even hire a cleaning service. which um i'm probably could so amanda sort of sneaks up behind kyle sort of cutesy and so everyone's like oh heads up heads up kyle heads up bro and she's like i'm not here ha ha ha he's like well now i feel bad and kj goes we're here for you bro i mean just like here for him what do you mean why are you shaking your head what's going on kyle because everybody's just staring at Kyle like, uh-oh, you know, they've been caught and Kyle won't turn around to look at her and he's like, uh, I don't know.

26:11It's like, Kyle. This was also a misfire by Kyle because as we've seen in the past, this is when he loves Amanda is when it's when they go out to drink. Amanda gets a little wasted. Then she dances with him and then he likes her again and they have a really good time because she's partying, which is all he wants her to do. And so to be starting this shit on a night where he could have the version of Amanda that he likes the best. Bad move. Bad move, Kyle. yeah so west is like oh my god kj can't believe you just said that oh my god maybe you should be a tiptoe god a little bit so amanda's like um okay can someone six i'd rather find out now than on camera and it's like well uh cat got your tongue manda we got dogs not cats it's an expression kyle well i just feel like you're very disinterested in me and uh like us and you haven't asked a question in years which i'm like okay like that's you haven't asked a question in years yes she has where are you do you know what time it is do you know about my year anymore well would you mind supporting my uh desire to start my own little business without starting your own instead yeah and kyle all of this would be valid if it were a normal non-drunk discussion at dinner or something you know like hey amanda i feel like you're smoking weed every day our house is a mess it makes me not even want to be there you know i feel like you hate me um you like everybody in the world but me and i found out today that we do actually have cats they just live under the dogs and it's really disturbing so um they live like little dogs

27:58in our hoarder house those would be valid if you weren't shit-faced uh after being absent for six weeks um so he's like yeah you know like uh you don't give me anything and she's like that's not true kyle you want to talk about companionship and communication there's nothing uncomfortable more uncomfortable for me than everyone knowing about how you feel except for me and it makes it awkward kyle and i don't know what else to do i'm putting the smoke signals putting up smoke in the name to help help kyle's not the best wording you should use when your major complaint is that amanda's smoking too much yeah she's literally putting up smoke signals for you can't do it figuratively in the same conversation so she goes well we can talk about this later i told you i told you i fucking told you so he walks away and sierra is basically like hugging her and being like no it's okay just keep it cute people are filming okay there's a lot of a lot of cute a lot of looky-loos here in julan and amanda's like i know like that's why i feel like i'm like can we stop because it just feels like unfair especially because like i've put up with so much for so long then all of a sudden he's acting like i'm ruining his life and then they party for the rest of the night and we see like a quick montage of partying and then cars coming home and then the first car gets in and it's sierra and amanda walking in and they just like hug in the in the foyer and then the next car comes or comes in and bailey um uh tells kyle uh hey you should go be with your wife right now

29:38she just walked off yeah hey america i would take my shirt off for karl kyle but my tail lines aren't ready it's kind of hot but i would go out of my way to try to help him but like he's going through so what he's going through is something harder than i think any of us i think even fully realize i mean these complaints the things he's saying i mean i felt like i've heard this stuff for at least the past three or four ten years at least but this time it feels a little different because i feel like he's crumbling he's crumbling and i just i don't know how to help him got an idea wait kyle you want a bagel i'm gonna do a bagel or tomorrow morning that'll fix it yeah Tomorrow is getting bread with the hole in it That's it Maybe Kyle needs to be back in the mix Like I am In the mix So it's time to go to bed West is playing with the DJ thingy And the next morning It's July 5th at 9.08 a.m.

30:34And Carl sends out a text This is going to be a big one It's going to be a big one everybody Wait for it Hold on How should I word this? Hold on Good morning people No Good morning housemates More caps More caps. Bagels. Bagels. No, that's not going to work. Shall I get some carbs? Bagels for everybody. Nailed it. Nailed. Nailed. I'm sending it. Lindsey just texted. Carl, just say good morning, housemates. Who wants bagels? Don't need your input, Lindsey. Okay, I'm going to write this. Good morning, housemates. Who wants bagels? Nailed it. And so the new girls are so excited. Levi's like, oh my God, I can't believe Carl's getting us bagels.

31:18Yeah, nicest man that ever walked the planet Earth, Carl. He seems like a bit like a lover boy in like the least lover boy way. Like a true, I don't know, baby. He's like a little baby who's like a six foot five, six foot five baby who could break a muscle machine. Yeah. Oh my God, that was amazing when he just sort of came up. It was like watching Beef Jerky attacking a carnival game. It was so hot. Yeah, that was one of the hottest moments I've ever seen from a guy That and then Ben Ben, when he told me he noticed my blue eyes He's like, whoa, I noticed your blue eyes when I got here And I was like, gasp I was like, oh my god I was like, don't look at me like that Why are you staring at my eyes like that?

31:59Because they're so wide open right in his face How can you not? Oh my god, I love him Ben is 5 ,000 times hotter than any man I've met or ever had interest in And I always like a guy with tattoos that are like kind of losers and will break up with you as sweet green and I have a real penchant for losers. But you know what? My ex didn't have tattoos, but he was a loser and he didn't have a job and he didn't have a sweet green salad either because he dumped me before he could get the salad I got for him. Fucker. You know, of course, the guy without a job breaks up with you at an expensive salad place.

32:35What an asshole. You know, break up with me somewhere where that you can afford, you know, break up with me at a fucking Wendy's, the dollar menu or something. Take me to a salad that I'm going to have to pay for. Thank you. That's right. So Levi. Is she Levi? I don't know. Levi. Levi. Oh. She's like, well, the problem with this man is. Or the Bible. She says the problem with this man is he's so nice to everyone and makes fabulous eye contact with every single person. Yeah. And it takes you away from. And you're floating. and you can't even remember a world in which you would order someone a sweet green salad and they wouldn't accept it.

33:14Yeah, but he's not flirting with you. I don't think. No, I don't think so either. I'm just, hold on one second. I'm just going to go into the bath cry for a second as that realization dawns on me. Levi's trying to tell her nicely. He's a really hot model who charms everybody. And Bailey, you know, who wants to hear that? By the way, Levi has a big bruise on her face, which we later find out is from a ghost. she was when she was lying there with the corn outfit and the goats were eating off of her body. One stomped on her face, which is why you don't lay down with goats. Yeah. That's why they're saying like lie down with goats, get a hoof bruise on your face.

33:52It's an old saying for a reason. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Speaking of someone lying down with goats, Amanda is getting out of bed and Kyle's like, I don't know where you are. She's like, ow. So she, so she leaves. And, um, Jesse, uh sierra walks into jesse's room and gets to bed with him and he's like oh my god thank god it's you wow real bed bug now she's like how's it going no better now what time did you get home wait yeah and then amanda comes in she's like oh my god can i i used to find my i used to find my friends to find you guys in here guys let's like recreate a new bed bug situation here and kyle's like wait everybody i guess i'm gonna look for people so he starts to hunt around for them and he walks into the room and sees the three of them in bed and sierra goes oh god he goes oh god and then he just walks out again you don't like me anymore it's crazy everyone's hanging out with a hoarder so they're even hoarding people so he's jealous and they're in there just like gossiping in bed and everything and kyle's muttering around himself and jesse's like do you think he's pissed that you guys are in my bed and not his?

35:08And Sierra's like I mean I don't even know what to say anymore wait I've got an idea. Ugh. Fuck him. Oh that was good. Good choice of words by me. I don't know what to say either. You know this was really good for me. You know the party got really fun. We were all jumping in the pool and pying each other. You know give it up for West right? Nice party. Nice party West. And Sierra's like yeah I appreciate the animals cause I'm always gonna appreciate the animals animals were for me so we see a clip of the animals and she says because she's in a house with animals animal house she's like yeah he was doing this is way better first weekend than the last year that's for sure and i have a bob this year it's way cuter she's so gorgeous here i can't i know her actually her braids are so sexy they're so so sexy every look she has is so good and she's going to all these you know she's famous enough to be going to like all these grammy parties and stuff so oh my god i see her all over the internets dressed to the nines and i'm like wow that is a barbie doll of a woman yeah i mean she's always been drop dead but like lately she's just sort of like in she's like on a different tier lately i mean she the her look at the grammys was like insane and then she did all this stuff um like she like i think she partnered with like Abercrombie or something like that and I don't know she just does she just is like queen mother queen let's give her the respect queen mother hey everyone I know we're trying to keep it low card so I got some buns with the holes that's right bagels are here everyone bagels are here like I'm sorry no this is how he enters hello that's right fun Carl season season 10 Carl 13 13.0 is fun.

36:57He walks into a room and goes, hello. Oh, my God. That was the most beautiful text I've ever gotten in my life. And no man has ever texted me offering me bagels. He's like, yeah. Oh, by the way, Amanda, I saw Kyle running down the street. I was running. I was waving his arms, screaming, looking behind him, farting really loudly. He's like, running. He's like, yeah, I honked. And he was in the zone, the auto zone. He was running in an auto zone. It was really embarrassing. We should really do something about it. i know he's been saying he's been low on his battery but you know he does know that you literally can't get a battery to prove your life right they talk about how fun the party was and levi is saying she needs a more fun story for the bruise on her cheek than getting stomped by a goat i'm like does it get more fun than that i mean i think that is what what else what's the What's the other version?

37:53You could do like a Jordan type story. Well, I was having sexual relations with a girl on a train. And we were having sex on a top bunk. And then while she was giving me oral sexual pleasure, I fell off the bed and broke my eye bone on a chair where a dildo was placed. And another girl was naked and her knee hit me all at the same time. I was going down on Reba McIntyre when a goat came up behind me and took my asshole for the very first time.

38:27Missed that guy. Missed that guy. And Jordan, for those of you who weren't back here in those days, in the summer house days with Jordan, the extreme liar. The extreme liar about sexual stories. He actually dated Erica Kirk on the show. Wasn't it him who went out on a date with Erica Kirk? yes, Carl's like, hey, I know this pretty cool girl. She's a little inter-religion. You should meet her. And so Jordan and Erica Kirk go on a date on Summer House because everything comes back to Bravo in some weird, hilarious way. It really does. So then Ben comes in, and he's looking fine because he's been swimming.

39:07And so Bailey's like, well, we were totally for men at the party, but, you know, they were all, uh. And he goes, well, what were you looking for, Bailey? And then that's right when Ben walks in. And she's like, oh, Aquaman. Oh, my God. Ben, pick up a bagel. Hand it to me. Oh, my God. Just marry me. Just marry me already. Oh, that was really hot. I wish you guys had timelines. So. All I've really ever wanted is a man who will bring me a bagel. I just did that. But handed to me by that guy. Oh, all right. Hey, Carl, can you give that bagel to Ben? Okay, Ben, can you give that to me? Oh, yeah.

39:47commercials here comes one right now so now we're in the city uh everybody goes home we're in the in the city now and we see kj skateboarding and i was embarrassed for him because they didn't i mean the man invented a trick you guys show the man doing his trick but he did like a slide on a wall and and it didn't work out and he's like well damn it i know that is so funny that they didn't they didn't show him doing a more illustrious move and instead they just i'm falling over and then uh ben is watering a plant he's like hello my little sheila plant here's some water for you i love you i really do love you i actually love you you're just like the light of my life like i don't trust this guy anymore um i don't trust me either because i feel like the plant is the only thing on this show that he's ever going to be able to say that thing to and mean it i know his apartment was very very clean You could already tell it was very tidy and clean.

40:44It was so hot. Oh, my gosh. And have we already seen him changing into his bathing suit? There was one point where we saw him change and we got to see his butt. Oh, my God. Duh. Yeah, it was at some point. And that little booty was poking out to say hi. I mean, it was fully out. The booty was saying hello. The booty was saying hello. So now we have Lindsay, her first scene of this proper scene of the season. So she meets with Sierra for lunch at Skylock. um skylar give you anything to say to me how many sandwiches are you gonna serve me today skylar oh my god i feel like i'm back syria's like yeah you are so i'm so excited you're back i can't believe i'm actually saying that to lindsey but i am she's like oh my god i don't get out often and I love that you're still rocking this hair.

41:38Like, I love your hair. Do you feel like yourself? And then Sierra's like, thanks. Yeah, I know I love my hair. I know I love that your bob is back. Do you feel like yourself? It's like, yeah. Everyone's like, it's the mom bob. And I'm like, can you just like not say that? I feel like it's more like vintage Lindsay, classic Lindsay. And we see a shot of classic Lindsay. And so they're going to order some drinks because Gemma's at her dad's tonight and they order some beverages. And Sierra's like, okay, bitch, let's gossip. Okay, what's going on with you first? Mom life, like literally just like every morning, can't go out at night.

42:12She's at the apartment. It's a priority. I'm like, Lindsay, don't start. It's a gossip sesh. Why are you turning it on her immediately? All Lindsay has to say is, I'm sorry, Sierra. Like all Lindsay has to say is like, I'm changing diapers. She's like, I'm dying for you to tell me what's going on at the house. You don't want to hear about what's going on in my life. My life is perfectly fine, but this is not the gossip sesh. I want to hear about who's fighting at the house yeah but you know I don't think that that's Lindsay's life do you just staying home all the time I'm not saying it still goes out I'm not saying with any judgment either like I'm not being like who wants to hear about a mom I'm just saying like Lindsay's like oh my god I wasn't at the first week tell me everything and Sierra's like yes but first let's talk about you and Lindsay's like uh I mean diapers what do you want to know tell me what's going on I have the same storyline My roommate doesn't talk to me.

43:05So that's really fun. So she talks about Gemma and how proud of herself she is and how proud of the baby she is. And she has babies. Everything's babies. Oh, my gosh. You love babies. I just love that Lindsay starts every season or ends every season talking about a relationship that's beginning or ending. I mean, it's every year if you think about it. Yeah. I wish we had like a montage of Lindsay's just relationships because it's always one coming up or one crashing and burning. And so now we're hearing about Turner. I mean, me and Turner aren't together anymore. But like I've literally raised so many man babies in my life that I've become good at raising babies.

43:45Really? Because I don't think any of the man babies have turned out to be great. Yeah. I don't know if you're grown up. I mean, there's Carl. There's Kyle. there's the guy who sat on that crate for a whole season while he worked in his at his lap time. Stevie? Stephen or whatever? Yeah. So that's the one who bought her the art for her birthday, right? And she got all mad. He'd like had art made of her. And she's like, I know why would I want art made out of my soul? This is stupid. I wanted a helicopter. Yeah, that was Stravi. And of course there was Everett. Everett? So Sierra, so Amanda joins them and Sierra's like, how did I know you'd be wearing those shorts?

44:26She's like, because they literally are just like laying on the floor, so I put them on. I haven't been drinking with Lindsay in forever when you come to the house. So Lindsay's like, Lindsay's saying next weekend she'll be at the house, but not this coming weekend. And so Lindsay's like, so, like, I need more info. I like what's happening? Because Kyle actually called me today, and we were talking about other shit, and then he's in typical Kyle fashion. He just started unloading about, oh, just realized I probably shouldn't be saying this part. I mean, it was like, about me yeah of course kyle did yeah um so kyle called to unload to lindsey and lindsey basically went straight straight to him to tell her everything um and she's like um i thought amanda would like spend more time with me lindsey and he was like you know and then there's like five other guys but they're all single so we can't really talk to them about it because they're like on a different mission and they're all on the same mission really and amanda says um that's funny because that's all he did was talk to them so i don't know what he means that he can't talk to them and lindsey's like but he feels really alone in that relationship amanda so she says that's fair but there's a reason why he feels that way and there's a part of me that's like really happy that he found his creative outlet of like djing but there's also another part of me that's pissed off that the two things i've asked him to change about himself for years are the drinking and going out late.

45:51And the career he chose was like to do two things that I've been asking him to do to change forever. And then on top of that, there's constant rumors. No, Kyle was in a corner doing this with so-and-so and Kyle was doing that and Kyle was so drunk last night. And then she goes, and there was this one night when he went out with his brother. It was back in February and Kyle fell asleep at someone's, some fan's apartment and at a house party came back at like 6.30. It was in February. We'll take responsibility. That was the night of the crappies. Kyle came to the crappies with his brother. Got drunk at the after party.

46:25That was so fun. He was having such a good time. I feel bad that he got in trouble that night. I know. I feel bad. I feel bad, but I also feel so proud. I feel so proud that we are somehow. This is like, Kyle is like Erica Kirk and we're Jordan at this moment. You know, like we have a weird intersection and I could not be more honored. Yeah. We just need to make sure all of our guests get home. you know you need to escort people take them all back home we should do that we should like hire an antivan this year and just take all our guests we'll go party and then we'll just drive everybody home make sure they go okay i was about to say we always give ubers to all of our guests but um i think kyle's at a different a different he's in a different uh kind of place yeah he's ready to party um and sierra's like that is fucking insane amanda she's like yeah it's been like 10 years i'm like i can't be doing this shit forever like he can't be doing it forever i can't be putting up with it forever so no you can't be but like also like like you kyle we've been roasting kyle because kyle has been really like he he deserves to be roasted for a lot of this but also i mean it was 10 years of it's been 10 years of acting like this and it's going to be 10 more years of this i really think that she thought that once he got married he was going to just sort of settle down and he wouldn't want to go out and party as much anymore because that's the natural trajectory of a lot of people especially in when they hit their 40s but kyle's just going still going strong and um yeah i don't know i think i didn't want to do any of that it was like for you know he was he had to be talked into every step of that you know settling down getting married doing that you know he wanted an award for finally proposing you know so yeah you can't talk somebody into being who you want them to be you know yeah but then what are you gonna say you can't train a man i mean then what's the point it's the point of having one as part of the fun is trying to train you know i don't know is it nature or is it nurture let's think the point is amanda deserves to be with someone who is going to meet her needs.

48:34Someone who is going to be on the same wavelength. Someone who wants to have the same timetable as her or is interested in the same things as someone who's interested in not going out and drinking every night. That's ultimately what this comes down to. So she may really love Kyle and love him for who he is, but I think in a relationship it's sometimes more than that. You've got to actually be compatible lifestyle-wise. So now it's Thursday and Bailey is getting ready to host It Girl. That's my girl on the street show because it's worked for other people on this channel. And I'm going to take the hint.

49:13So she has an interview blog for fashion girlies. So I guess she pulls some girl off the side of the road. And she's like, you want to be an It Girl? Because you're about to be an It Girl. Get ready for it. Okay. Yeah, girl. Okay. Just stand there while I get my tripod set up. I just do this all the time. Like, I go up to girls in the street because, like, there's no more, like, fashion blogging in New York. So, like, I'm cornering the market. You know, there's so many cool people in New York. And when you see people on the street and interview them, they don't ask what they do. They just say, like, how's the fit?

49:44You know, I want to know about you. Like, why are you wearing that outfit? What inspired you? Were you going to work today? What are you having for lunch today? What do you think of bagels? Are they back? the girl's like when are we going to talk about cpus and motherboards no it's it girl not it girl oh okay

50:07yeah like i'm like that's the editor-in-chief of nylon like why aren't they like giving her a moment to talk about trends and fashion bagels what what was that perspective you know so i was like i'm bringing back fashion tv i'm gonna bring it back single-handedly thank you for finally scratching under the surface of the editor-in-chief of Nylon Magazine. So we see her. She's interviewing a girl named Taylor who owns her own consultancy business. And Bailey goes on and says, I started this when I was still with my boyfriend. And he despised it, that it was becoming successful. And he was like, this is not successful.

50:41Stop saying that. Who do you think you are? A sweet green salad? Get out of my face. And I'm like, well, our rent is paid. Our bills are paid. You just ate a nice salad. We just went on vacation to the sweet green headquarters. and I paid for it successfully, I got to talk to Diane von Furstenberg and guess what? She liked the sweet green salad I got for her. So I don't know. That's just someone I never thought I'd be in the same room with, let alone enjoying a salmon salad, the most premium of them all. You do not know what life is like until Diane von Furstenberg asks you for a side of salad dressing.

51:13It was you. By the way, if you're going to order from sweet green, you always need to get that extra salad dressing because they give you a thimble and I'm like, Like, this is supposed to cover your whole expensive ass salad. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Well, to me, like, I'm from Seattle. And when there's no fashion in Seattle, and I'm, like, doing everything I want to do. And you're not going to stop me. Seattle, fashionless Seattle. Poor Seattle. It's like, what the hell? Get out of my face, Frasier Crane. I'm going to the land of fashion. Yeah. So, then. Every time I would try to order a decent dress, they'd just tell me to get a tossed salad and some scrabble eggs i'm sick of it i'm here new york i'm here so over in brooklyn uh carl is watering plants oh carl stop trying to be ben i know no i'm like uh i'm like uh i'm like a bachelor in paradise so kyle comes over he's like hey uh stop at the coffee store and i should have asked you if you wanted something uh but uh anyway let's should we sit down on these sofas you're gonna break up with me just kidding just a call back to last time we were in this living room anyway it's like yeah you still like it here yeah i love your living yours give me a new lease on living in new york only and i say that mainly because i just signed a new lease on living in new york it's a new lease on life well for life I had to spend all of the money I've ever made in my life for this lease, actually.

52:46So this is the same apartment, right? Or is this a different apartment? So he's just kept that same apartment that was like$8 billion? No, no, no, no. This was his new apartment. Wait, no. No, no, no, no. But this is his Brooklyn apartment, but that wasn't their shared apartment, was it? Oh, he's in Brooklyn. Okay. I'm sorry. I missed all that part. But then the thing is this, though, that like when they broke up, why did he have his own apartment at that point? So I think it is their apartment. I don't know if this is a Brooklyn apartment. Oh, I thought they had. It looks like the apartment he had with Lindsay.

53:20I don't know. It definitely was the same apartment where they broke up. But was that in Brooklyn? I just can't remember. No, no, that wasn't in Brooklyn. No, it was like$13 ,000 a month. Remember, everybody was like, that's crazy. And he was like, how am I supposed to afford this apartment alone? That's crazy. And Lindsay just moved out. It's like, whatever. Good luck. so I don't know I guess he got some good investors for the for the soft bar soft bar um so Kyle Carl is saying uh well after the breakup uh there was like a month where I was like maybe considering moving to Charleston I don't know for unknown reasons that may have had to do with they needed more man on that show I don't know and Kyle's like yeah you also said Pittsburgh too it's like yeah well we don't talk about that on camera that's not as sexy as Charleston That was never a consideration There are not TV cameras there I just came here because I need to get my side out Without being interrupted by people calling me out on my bullshit So, you know, I feel really embarrassed by my behavior And I've learned a new word this week, which is anxiety I've got anxiety, so I hope everybody's really feeling for me out there But I feel like ashamed to talk about Amanda and our relationship because I don't know those people.

54:37You know, I just want to be like responsible, respectful as a husband. And I feel bad. Or as we're used to hearing it on this channel. I feel bad. Like, I'm not looking up to make excuses, you know, but like it's time for me going to the weekend realizing like how much pressure I'm under with Loverboy because I know I'm busy, you know. It's just like when I'm catching up with you, I'm catching up with friends. Like I can't unload and be like, oh, wow, to save my business, I just put$500 ,000 into it. It's like, oh, ow, oh, God. Oh, that's a lot, man. That could have definitely moved me to Charleston.

55:09Just saying. Help me. Wait, are you saying that your business doesn't have a good guy clause? Like what's going on here?

55:18And by the way, I think 100 % Kyle, you could say this, that like, like, I think I would, I think, like, I think everyone would be very supportive of Kyle if, if he led with the fact that he, this business that's been his baby is, is faltering. But either way, Carl's like, that's a lot now. $500 ,000. That's a lot of bagels. By the way, bagels. Oh, they're on the counter. I forgot to mention Kyle. He's like, yeah, well, I stopped paying myself a salary at Loverboy. So that's one of the many reasons why I started DJing, which as we all know, is the only viable job you can have outside of Hawking Loverboy.

55:52So I've been doing that to pay the bills. But that's what I've been up to the past couple of months. I'm just sad, man. Yeah. Yeah. So basically he is saying he stopped paying himself a salary at Loverboy because they didn't have the money. And so he started DJing to pay the bills. So the only reason he's DJing is not only to save Loverboy, because when he goes out to DJ, he sells Loverboy. That's part of the thing. Like he probably brings crates of this shit, sells it, does his DJ thing. So he's selling Loverboy. He's also getting a salary. and that's the reason that he's no kyle you're basically paying five hundred thousand dollars as an excuse to go out and party and get shit-faced instead of taking that five hundred thousand dollars and using it to invest in a business that's actually working like or that actually has the chance to work yeah i mean how much he really just needs to sell his company at this point i think yeah i'm really a businessman so i don't know and i would imagine a lot of money has gone into it but when you're you've already put this much into it like putting another five hundred thousand and being like well have to dj it's like oh no no but you're wondering you're paying yourself the salary but then you're gonna have to pay back that five hundred thousand dollars so you're still not making money you're just going into more debt so you could be drunk every day i also have to imagine there's a world in which kyle could dj and follow his creative outlet and in a way that amanda would feel supported she even said last week you know about how she talk to someone whose husband is a dj and like he dj's but then he he makes sure like when he's done he's done and he goes home and and so like i know kyle's going traveling around the country but like do his set then like go home but he's like clearly partying that's that's the thing it's like he dj's and and probably amanda doesn't hear from the rest of the night because he's off drinking or whatever and it's just like it's probably just infuriating for her so um yeah he's but he's saying that now he's getting paid to do the thing that he loves etc etc and he says like you know when it makes an effort with amanda he doesn't feel like it's reciprocated and he's she says she just gave me like the cold shoulder i didn't give a moment i mean like that stuff takes it all on me carl's like oh well i feel bad man i mean it doesn't seem like you guys are unable to like really get on the same page sometimes call back to her old housemate page remember her should i go to charleston i don't know anyway i know it's frustrating for you but also i don't want to have happen to you what happened to me and lindsey which is that uh you getting terrorized by a savage woman who's out of control everything can just get so intense when things are not aligned i'm just trying to think of ways to support you so please keep on logging he's like no we're on the brinks of collapse it's not like we're on the brink of collapse you know i adore i love her i can't even imagine my life without her you know like who would hoard who would hoard but uh you know i think what's messing with my head is like the the way she talks about the status quo is like she pushes a lot of responsibility of our issues onto me kyle oh my god i can't you're both you just don't like each other just please break up just break up with each other you just don't like but i like how he says i mean it's always like oh look at kyle he's just drunk and djing and traveling i was like well those are not nothing that's like like that's a pretty big deal and but then he says and then it's like just gets reduced down to like something that's like not recognizable to what's actually going on, but I'm not going to sit here and correct her.

59:11Basically implying like, actually you're doing stuff too, but I'm not airing it out. Although he is kind of airing it out, but I don't know. It's just more of a passive aggressive way. And she's like more of an aggressive way. Yeah. Let's just hate each other. Just please cut it off. So now we go to Friday, July 11th. I love this show, the dates. July 11th. Kyle and Jesse and KJ are driving back to the Hamptons, talking about how excited they are. And KJ is fitting in great. He's loving it. And Wes is like, well, I will say there was a point last weekend where I was like, bro, we've got a squad of guys, dude.

59:49Yeah, man. We got like just what this show needs, more guys. And then Jesse's like, yeah, we're like just five single dudes, you know? Yeah, but even Kyle counts. Yeah, he goes harder than all of us. And then Amanda and Carl, everyone's arriving, and there's new patio furniture. And because last last week we didn't see the new furniture because there was like a carnival set up. And Amanda says tells us there was no conversation about what happened last weekend and there was no acknowledgement and there was like no like you want to talk about it. And I'm not doing shit. And Kyle is so as Kyle so eloquently told everyone.

1:00:26So she basically says there's been no conversation. So like whatever if he wants to talk about he can talk about it. But of course they're burying it under the rug again as usual. They'll just get it out in these passive aggressive ways, which are more fun for us. Kyle goes, I assume this is proper outdoor furniture. She goes, Kyle, I haven't checked the labels.

1:00:46So Amanda gets a text that Sierra is still is half an hour away and she's, and Ben goes, oh, you're going to be okay. That's like a joke, but she's like, no. So Bailey goes, hey, but you have us. Who are you again? the girl who interviewed Diane von Furstenberg and threw a salad across the sweet green when she got dumped. Remember me, Bailey? You may not know who I am, but I'll bet you know everything you need to know about the odor of nylon now. So, that was me. That was me. She's like, you have us. And she's like, well, I know, but you guys have each other. And now I'm all alone. And Carl's like, Amanda, you have me.

1:01:24You were glad last weekend, but you know, you have me. I'm your husband. And yeah, Bailey's like, yeah, you two friends, you have two friends and a husband. She's like, right, right. Yes, two friends and a husband. Right, yes. I'll just smile that one off. So now the boys arrive and they're like, oh my God, furniture, wow. And then West is modeling his crazy outfit. He's wearing like pants from the 20s that are really big and not fluffy. What am I trying to say? Like baggy but tailored. and um right now yeah someone's like whoa bro you just went from like noon to six yeah man ha and then sierra uh sierra and her friend mia arrive um and mia mia is like i don't know if we've ever seen mia before she looks so familiar i don't know if she popped up i feel like we have i don't know why yeah i feel like we have seen her yeah but they didn't show any footage of which they would normally do um so they arrive and um and sierra tells us that mia is my dear bubbly friend she works in real estate here in new york and she also helped me find an apartment uh basically put me in her building and mia's like i'm a realtor and but i worked at the box for a long time it's like a sex club and i quit after this girl named lexi came in with her entire family and i thought this is just too weird for me i'm going into real estate it's like yeah like if you met me 10 years ago i was so shy and then i started working at the box which we've heard a lot about from next gen nyc because that's their place oh my god we were at the box we were at the box the other day and they brought up a ten thousand dollar bill at the box the box um so she said she started working the box and normally when people say you can't put me in a box.

1:03:17But in this case, she was put in a box. You can't put baby in a box, but you can put her on top of one and hand her dollar bills. And people pop ping pong balls out. Yeah, I think Next Gen NYC must have done really well because they mentioned the box a lot and they got a skateboarder. So, yeah. It's a trend. You're not wrong. Although, actually, if you think about it, this show was shooting when Next Gen New York City was just starting to air. Stop it. so that's wild so it's just like a directive you think in the beginning of the year they're like we need skateboarders and sex clubs get it going I think so they're like we need to be we need to go young everyone wants young people so Mia says like I'm just kind of like hi I'm Mia I'm a kindergartner and Sierra's kind of like the edgy cool high school girl and so then they're picking rooms and basically Mia takes over Jesse's room yeah Sierra's just like, take whatever room you want.

1:04:14She says, but aren't some of these rooms taken? Tell me you're a gorgeous model without telling me you're a gorgeous model. Oh, yeah. She says, yeah, some of these rooms are taken, but it literally doesn't matter. Just take whoever she wants. So she's like, well, this one's nice. She goes, that one's better. So she's like, okay. So she takes Jesse's room. And then they go out and they're like, wow, this is my friend Mia. And Jesse, sorry, you don't have a room this week. And he's like, oh, okay. Well, all right. Great. Sure. Make yourself at home. It's your house, too. sorry is me going to be paying the rent to be living here excuse you what the hell you know there's no gay men in that house because i'd be like get your shit off my bed man i'm a real estate box lady get the fuck out of here you carry on real estate toiled around for three years this is i i graduated to this room i did with lexi for this room get the fuck out of here so sierra and mia are gonna make dinner for everyone they're gonna make like a chicken parm dinner which uh should be fun and uh they're gonna make pasta and and everything and mia's like does anyone have any allergies and kyle goes yeah carbs carbs is my pet name for amanda and mia's like you don't eat carbs like i'm just kidding not really i don't eat carbs when i wasted at three in the morning so that's one of my rules one of my health rules and amanda's like He's not allergic.

1:05:35He's just psycho. And everybody kind of looks at them awkwardly because she's starting. And Mia's like, so are we going to cook? I don't know. Mia and Sierra decide to go outside instead of cook. And they're talking about going out tonight. And Jesse's like, yeah, my buddy's DJing at Common Ground. I really want to go there. We're going to go see a DJ. And then Kyle's talking about how he, they're talking about how their last night out last weekend. and Kyle lost his credit card and West is joking about how he fell off a table or something. No, he goes, he's like, yeah, you're gonna go back in there and say, like, can I get my forehead skin back off the table?

1:06:15Because I guess Kyle. And Jesse says that, yeah, and they're talking about how everyone was drunk and Amanda goes, so not everyone was as drunk as Kyle, but everyone knew that it was time for him to leave. Wait, was this the night that Bailey and Carl had to walk you to bed, Kyle? You were that fucked up, Kyle? He's like, no, it was just a long day of drinking, and I just wasn't in a good place, and I overcompensated. That's it. If you say it seriously, it's not a problem. Why, you're making really smart decisions, Kyle, one after the other. Yeah, like, as if I didn't learn the hard lesson. Did you not hear I ate shit on a table and lost my credit card?

1:06:52Wasn't that enough? Wasn't that enough, Amanda? And he's like, yeah, as if I didn't learn the hard lesson. For the 17th time. And Jessica 17 is my favorite number So She goes are you not married I'm like whoa geez And she goes okay then shut your mouth Geez they're just trying to make light of this Because you're subjecting everybody To your misery Amanda Okay not everybody needs to sit around And deal with your fucking misery Jesus you brought this on yourself Don't bring it on me So now they're mad at each other And Kyle's like fucking hey how did that spiral so quickly with Amanda. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

1:07:32So Ben's like, why are you upset right now? Are you flirting with me? Maybe. Maybe not. Am I going red? Am I being too flattering? So Kyle's saying, yeah, she just fights you all the time, dude. It's like being married to a cactus. What's this? Prickly as fuck. You really are a model, huh? Couldn't really follow the throughline there. Cactus, prickly. I thought that was funny, too. He's like, what? I don't get it. Prickly. Just trying to make a fool of me in front of everybody. Well, personally, I think, heck, this is a very nice people. I guess it depends on how you talk to them. Tell them that you love them.

1:08:08And Ben goes, well, in this situation, what did you say? And he goes, I didn't say anything. Why did I do? So we go back into the kitchen where Sierra and Amanda are there. And Sierra's asking her if she's okay. And she's being ridiculous. And now Bailey and Levi are talking away from everybody. And Levi's like, yeah, I don't know what they're fighting about. But I sat here. And the next thing I know, it's like another argument. Like, is this normal? Bailey's like, well, my interpretation was when they fight, everyone gets quiet. And then five minutes later, somebody starts a new conversation.

1:08:39And I was at that point in my relationship where no one could do anything right because, you know, we were so frustrated with each other all the time. That didn't really matter what he was doing. I was just mad at him. So someone needs to concede here. Otherwise, there's going to be a sweet green salad all over the floor. So this is not even really a criticism. It's just something I'm picking up about Bailey. I like that Bailey is kind of she always will find a way to turn it back to herself. Yeah. Conversation. I've noticed that she's a really good reality star in that way. Yeah. She's pretty good at that.

1:09:07Like earlier when she's like, yeah, I mean, like, here's how I feel about guys. And Bailey's like, yeah, it's like me and Ben for this one or later. Great jobs. Yeah, she is. So Amanda and Sierra and Mia, we go back to them and they're checking with Mia. Like, is everyone nice? and Amanda's like, even Kyle? And she's like, yeah, of course, Kyle was nice. And Sierra says, just making sure. She goes, why is he typically not nice? She goes, yeah, well, he's nice. He's just not nice to me. Oh, my God, Amanda. Now you're bringing it inside. Yeah. So KJ and Sierra are talking. They have this really nice conversation where KJ was asking about her braids.

1:09:48And she's just saying that she had the braids in Italy and just easier than wearing her hair out. And she grew up in braids and she started to like, slowly started to like come back around to them. She used to not like them at all. And KJ is saying like, that's how his sisters are. And she said that her mom wouldn't give her any other choice. And she always thought like her mom was like really crazy. And also like, this is a perimeter of like where you weren't supposed to leave. Can't go in this area. Can't go this area. Like turn your music down if you're in this neighborhood. And she always thought it was crazy.

1:10:16But then she came to realize that she became an adult, that this is actually like a means of survival because basically racism is alive and well. And, you know, her mom was actually really just teaching her valuable lessons on how to survive in this world. Yeah, and he's saying that he's like, yeah, I mean, that's south. You know, Kansas City is Midwest, but then there's certain parts of Missouri that's like south-south. And his grandpa was like that. And he told him as a black man, you have to be really cautious and you have to act a certain way to get by. And so he's always got that in the back of his mind.

1:10:50And so they're talking now about his parents and his mom is about to be 55 and her mom is about to be 64. And it's it's so weird because she's getting to that age where she starts having to think of having to take care of her mom. And basically they have this talk about their parents. And he says that his dad was a player growing up and was always cheating on the mom and stuff like that. So he doesn't even speak to his. Oh, wait, was he telling? I don't think he was telling her this. He was telling he was saying it later, too. not bailey i think but um he was saying that his mom was always working so hard and he wants to be able to you know take care of her and now sierra's crying because she had a rough relationship with her mom it's sad it's it's sad they have like a smile they bond like this it's also kind of weird seeing it on summer house i know it was like a prolonged scene of two people having a very nice and interesting conversation and connecting in the middle of all the silliness of like i got a few diane thought first american got through a sound at someone and like kyle's amanda lover boy and then they're just having like a really nice conversation yeah and uh connecting and he's like don't apologize for crying and sierra's just saying how she's trying to see her mom as just a a single mom, a girl who's just trying to figure stuff out and, um, you know, and all that stuff.

1:12:16So, uh, you know, and KJ is like, yeah, we just, we're going to be better than how our parents were, even though we love our parents, you know, and you seem really resilient and I could tell from the first day I met you, I was like, this person is strong. So there, I think, maybe this is also Bravo's way of trying to sew a little bit of romance between these two, but I don't really see it happening. Yeah They do keep on cutting to West They kept cutting to West And West was like sort of staring at them Like Why do you get to talk to Sierra and I don't You know So then we go to dinner And everybody is kind of You know just coming to dinner sitting down Okay so everybody sits at dinner And Kyle's like I wanted to give a cheers To old friends To making friends This is what coming out here is all about I'm not done.

1:13:06I'm not done, everybody. Because they all cheers. And he's like, wait, wait, I'm not done. They're like, okay. But you can drink, though. But I also wanted to apologize for last weekend. And I was in a bit of a spiral. And first and foremost, and then Sierra's like, is this fucking toast about you? Really? And what? Is it okay to join the table? Like, oh, my God, Kyle, you can just start. Oh, because you love talking over me. I love talking over you. what I was trying to say is I don't have respect for my marriage and my wife. I apologize for kind of airing the dirty laundry and letting some of my emotions get the best of me and it's important to me that everyone was a good, I'm sorry, sorry I can't do this anymore.

1:13:49You're looking at me I'm just like thrown off because I was going to have a special moment and everyone was going to like me again. She's like she's giving him the business across the table because she's mortified and he's like why are you looking at me you know like I just can't get a word in without people laughing at me and looking at me and she's like um well I mean it's fine but like I feel this apology should have even been given to me directly he's like well I said it on Sunday well it doesn't need to be given to the whole table neither does this Amanda oh my god you're just as bad at this point just stop they have one fucking moment that's not uncomfortable because of you two idiots in your terrible relationship Kyle's like alright well I'm gonna go fuck myself so he stands up and his chair knocks over behind him It's a classic summer house move.

1:14:32He's like, maybe sometimes I just want to speak to everyone. Because, like, we're all in a house together. And it would be great if I could have a little respect at times. Sierra. Sierra's like, what the fuck? Don't do that to Sierra, Kyle. I'm literally just trying to have a heartfelt moment. You're laughing. And she was laughing. Okay, well, so was I. We were all laughing at you, Kyle. I was like, bleh. So he goes in and slams the door. And a picture falls off the wall. And the people who own this house are like, okay, we buy them new patio furniture. and they kick it over we put a new painting in they knock that over why do we make any effort just go re-break the door yeah seriously oh well he storms inside and don't forget it was it was from one of these tantrums that giggly squad was born so who knows what sort of you know and that's the thing you know and that that is true this was brought up um again you know that's how that was formed he was like oh i gotta take it from the giggly squad over there and then And they went and made a multimillion dollar business out of it.

1:15:29And here Kyle is kind of referencing that, you know, in this episode again, without even really knowing it when his own business is tanking. It's like you came up with the best business to ever come out of this show. Yeah, seriously. Which is so sad. So, you know, just keep trying. You can do it again. Just do it for yourself this time. Not a podcast, but, you know, something. Yeah. I believe. Well, everyone, that brings us to the end of summer. I was going to say, I believe in you. I'll just change it to I believe. I believe. I believe in bagels. Hey, everyone. I believe in bagels. I do. Tomorrow's bagel Thursday, guys.

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