#3216 RHOBH S15E09 Part Two: Hamptons Manifesto

0:21Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens. this is part two of a two-part recap if you're like hey wait a minute i didn't hear part one guys it's because we put out a lot of recaps go back and listen to part one okay it's before this one bye enjoy the show so now let's go to beverly hills where the ladies are going to the manifestation party so erica and bows are driving together and erica's like oh i talked to my sweetheart today oh your sweetheart oh wow wow i almost forgot you had a sweetheart tell me everything i love love She's like, well, there's all these articles out today. I don't know if you saw them.

0:57But they're there. We see Daily Mail. Erica Jane breaks her silence on her new boyfriend as ex-husband Tom Girardi begins his prison sentence. Yeah, I went from reading the Daily Mail to hopping on my Daily Mail. Hey-o, new boyfriend named Shrek. So she goes, I like John because he's just not shakable. There have been many men I've seen who want to talk to me and then they realize, oh, that's that woman. No, I'm not getting involved with that. And I cannot blame them. I wouldn't either.

1:34So, Eric is like, by the way, Bose, have you talked to Amanda? Let's talk some shit about Amanda. No, girl, I have not. Not since she called me to invite me to this crack of bullshit party we're about to go to. Well, I don't know what's going to happen, but she said we're going to manifest or something. Well, I don't understand. I mean, how was she starting manifesting? because that's how she made her money, right? So if you're teaching people how to manifest to make money by taking their money, do they have a return on investment? I mean, you go to a restaurant, you order a pancake, you get a pancake.

2:03What is the return on the investment here? What is the pancake? She's like, well, I'd like to know a little bit more about what she's doing over there because I sure don't understand. I mean, what the fuck? I did love when Boaz goes, what's the ROI? And then like a beat later, she goes, return on investment because you know, it's like Erica's like, what? I don't know why is that like Errol Juan so Bo's is like that's what I'm saying I mean it seems really good which means that it's not I was like that's pretty rich coming from Erica pun sort of intended so we go to Amanda's house and she's posing for pictures and Natalie sexy Natalie Simon Fuller you know Natalie Fuller she shows up which of course delights America fan favorite and And then Sutton and Kathy show up.

2:50How many times has she been on TV now? And I would not be able to pick her out of a lineup, this Natalie girl. I'm sorry. This casting is going nowhere, guys. Bye. Bye. I feel like in another world, she would have been like in final round for casting for Sisters on NBC, you know? That's a high compliment coming from you. I know. I'm saying like she has that vibe. She has like a 90s domestic drama, soapy Saturday night vibe to her, you know?

3:22quality and sutton and kathy come they arrive together and son's like well but this is my house i used to rent this house from kyle it used to be because that looks the same to me oh well i guess they changed the fence they made a door instead of a picket fence wow oh that's crazy now she has a door a door in her front her front lawn look at that doormat's crooked okay all right oh when And it says the money queen and company. I mean, maybe she has an angle on purpose. I'm an angle person. Okay. As in, I don't like them. Okay. Sutton Strack loved, love things that were crooked. Sutton Brown don't like them.

3:57Okay. Let's rearrange this. And Kathy goes, maybe we should fix this because it shouldn't be at an angle. There's a lot to be fixed here. Let's just start fixing things. Does she have a small, she has like a small welcome mat that says money queen. And then it's over a giant mat. So she's got like a mat on a mat. And Kathy's like, no. now marlo get in here girls like what the fuck is happening with these mats we're gonna get it all fixed ladies don't you worry about it thanks girl thanks girl yeah the uh and on top of that the upper right hand corner of the mat is like curled under the mat and they keep showing it and it's like i wish you just want to like stick your finger under it just like release it get it all lossy.

4:42So Amanda's wearing this dress with little gold butterflies that are cut out and sewn to the dress and they look very sharp and scary. So Amanda's like, hi, there's caviar. Do you want a caviar moment? Because I want a little caviar moment. So it's like, ugh, God, she loves a moment, this girl. All she says is moment. And then we see 20 examples of Amanda going, oh my God, it's like a buffet. Do you guys want a buffet moment? I love a buffet moment. Wow. What time is it? It's 9.12. That's like a moment past. It's like 12 moments past nine. What moments? You don't like my butter yellow moment? Oh, my God.

5:19Look at my moment. You like this moment? I could use a cheese and meat moment. Sorry, I'm going to have a bathroom moment. You're a moment. There was. Do you like my butter yellow moment? It's really a moment. Yeah. It's like the best moment you could ever have. Sun's like, do I love anything? as much as Amanda loves a moment. I mean, I like Taylor Swift. Does that count as a moment? Basic. I don't really know. Basic. And then back to Amanda's party, Erica and Bo's come, and they see the doormat now, and Bo's goes, oh, Lord, that says Money Queen. Come on. This is a billboard. This says Nouveau Riche.

6:00I have arrived. Money Queen at your service. Give me a break. Money Queen at your service. They walk in. And Erica's like, oh, I knew this house in the Kyle era, the sudden era. And this is my favorite room. Amanda's like, don't you mean Kyle moment, sudden moment? Sorry, you got to speak my language in my house. Guys, it's my house. He's my language. Okay, let's make our way to the outside. And we'll have a table. And then we can, like, do our manifestations. So they go out there. And Bo's like, where's everybody? Where's everybody else? This is lame. She's like, well, Rachel, Dorit, and Kyle are in the Hamptons.

6:33They're having a moment. They're having a Hamptons moment. Oh, I was about to ask if Dorit was invited. Well, I was struggling with that choice, and then I found out that she's not in town. So you didn't have to make that decision? Yeah, life helped for me. Okay, so if you had a party next week, though, would you have invited her? If she and I were to have a chance to speak before next week, then I would hope that I'd want her there. But as far as where we left off for now, I think I'd feel uncomfortable. and you know what i like if we were in a place where like i was like feeling like my physiology wasn't like being drowned um then maybe maybe if i weren't waking up every 30 minutes with my heart racing and thinking that dorit was gonna stab me with anti-manifestation knives then like maybe yeah i would love to have her there oh oh oh so amanda is now uncomfortable around to eat okay So they try to have a conversation.

7:30She feels accosted. She can't have her in the house. Why? Because she feels violated. So this is an overdramatic response to a small issue. We're going to discuss it. Yeah. So they all sit around. And now Erica's like, where's the reed? But she's in the Hamptons. Which, by the way, you can just tell how dissatisfied the women are. That they are stuck not only at this party, but that they were not chosen to go to the Hamptons thing. That it was not a group trip, etc., etc., etc. This is definitely B-team footage. I mean, to be stuck at fucking Amanda's house. You don't even get chairs at Amanda's house.

8:04She's got double benches at the table. And you know I hate that. And I'm a person who's a hypocrite because I have a single bench on either side. I have a single bench on one side of the dining room table. So, sorry. It's just, it came like that, okay? And I know it sucks. I'll never sit there. But whoever I make sit there, usually I hate. And everybody gets the bench on this one. Everybody. Yeah, everyone. I hate not having something for my back. So she, yeah, they're like, you can tell they're all profoundly jealous and upset, which is probably exactly what Bravo was going for. Cause they're like, no one's been doing anything.

8:41We need to get these women angry at each other. So Erica's like, how did I get left out of the Hamptons? I should be at the Hamptons right now, manifesting billions. Instead I'm at Kyle's old house with a money queen welcome mat.

8:55That was a funny one, Erica. That was good. So now we go back to the Hamptons. And Toreed's like, oh, I've been to the Hamptons before, but Nouveau like this. I mean, the restaurant, the Vibre. It's like we're stepping into Rachel's world, and I'm obsessed. Look at everyone here looks just like Rachel. Lots of coat racks with blonde hair just waiting for feathers to be tossed onto them. Toreed, have you been to the Hamptons, or have you just merely gone to a Hamptons Inn? Because there is a difference. So they were sitting down and Kyle's like, oh my God, this is so nice. Like we look like we've like never been out before because by the way, Kyle and Dorit are cheesing out so much.

9:32It's like they're the kids that have been brought to the fancy restaurant for the first time. Like, oh my God, this is amazing. It was like me the first time I went to Planet Hollywood in 1994. And I thought like literally there'd be celebrities at every table because it was called Planet Hollywood. And it was owned by like Arnold Schwarzenegger. And I was like sitting there like over my Captain Crunch fingers, chicken fingers looking left and right being like, like someone to walk in, someone to walk in. And that's what Kyle and Dorit are doing. They're just like wide eyed. And it's like, it's strange because it's like you guys are celebrities.

9:59And I feel like you've been to the Hamptons and you have access to like, you know, the bougier parts of Hamptons nightlife. But they are, I think they just, because they know they're just, they're with Rachel Zoe, who has access to like famous fashion people that they're like, oh my God, it's happening. It's happening. I'm no longer going to be Kyle by Shahida. And she's like, I'm no longer going to be Beverly Beach. Together, we're going to be high fashion. Beverly Beach by Shihida Nailene as well. I'm for myself tonight. Get me a Belvedere club soda, three lemons. Cock us out! She is back, Beaches!

10:42So, um, uh, so Kyle's like, um, I was honestly skeptical to come on this trip, but like, now that I'm here, it feels like so good to be out. And Dorit and I are like so happy. You'd think we hadn't left the house in years. I'm like, I don't think Kyle, you have left the house in years. I think your entire storyline last summer was that you stay in the house and you call up your kids and they're like, you guys want me to come along? Can I tag along to El Pollo Loco? And your kids were like, no, mom, stay at home. So please leave us alone. I'm going out. So now someone's approaching and Kyle's eyes literally cross.

11:17I'm surprised they didn't move into the other sockets. Like they switch sockets with it. She's like, and it's Donna Karen. so i was like oh my god is that donna karen oh my god it's donna karen someone someone tell her i know jamie lee curtis hurry run get her quick does she know about er right nurse story let her know about their story it's not the fish it's not the fish it's a nurse um so rachel's like hugging her and rich's like hi donna oh my god this is kyle and dorit and this is everyone this is like queen donna karen nice to meet you i'm kyle richardson hey what's up 88 minutes okay i'm more tired than everyone else here.

11:53Oh, but I have more cappuccinos. Oh, nice to meet you. Oh my God, Donna, you must be so worried with Michael Moore about to kill you. Oh, I'm sorry. That's me. I'm from Halloween. I'm from Halloween. Michael Moore. You mean Michael Myers? Michael Myers. Michael Moore. Yeah, actually, Michael Moore really has been trying to kill me for a very long time. Very obnoxious man. Kyle, I'm here to interview you about healthcare. No, close the doors. what do you think about global warming kyle oh my god kids get in the basement so my friendship with donna karen has been through like my whole career like i always looked up to her like i went to her shows like she's always spoken to me like i was a daughter to her you know just always warm loving larger than life she'd be like why are you dressed like a coat rack and i'd be like shut up mom and she'd be like yeah i mean we're just like Donna's like hi honey And Donna's like hey girl How's it going Yeah Donna's like a mother figure To me it was like she's the one who said Always remember to teach your kids to moisturize I learned so much from her So Kyle's like okay so you're gonna be in Malibu We'll see you in Malibu Donna we're gonna be there I'll be there right we're friends now right this counts right Okay I'll follow you on Instagram right okay bye Donna's like yeah definitely Malibu I will See you there you know she was like Who the fuck was that bitch thirsty ass woman at rachel's table and so rachel's like yeah like donna was nice to me mark jacobs was nice to me michael course he was really nice to me i mean i was just like a starry i'd scared fashion girl i was like 22 and they were so nice to me i was like crashing shows in new york it was like so oh my god like um whatever people are doing back at home is not as cool as this that's such a Kyle thing to say she's also right but it's such a Kyle thing to say and then we got to Amanda's lame manifestation party so the women are there and Amanda is handing out party favor bags and I was like oh this is exciting we've got a pen and a journal and a straw okay and Amanda goes yeah well the straw goes with something just keep going through the bag you're going to see something and there's like a glass and the glass says manifestation moment so the straw are we going to be sipping our manifestations out of this cup?

14:15I'm not sure if I understand what's going on here. Are we snorting manifestation Coke? What is happening here? She's like, um, there's a commemorative glass. Oh, and something goes, oh, very exciting. They're so unimpressed. I could remember forever coming to Amanda's house and sitting on a picnic bench. This is, and there's, um, they all pulled. Oh, and you gave us your book, the, money be a bitch and manifest is that what it says I don't remember oh there she is Amanda Francis number one bestseller I'm gonna go home tonight and start skimming away oh by the way when Erica said that what a thing to say oh I can't wait to go home and start skimming through this that was one of the funniest things Erica's ever that was that's so passive aggressive oh I can't wait to just lightly peruse some of the words here before I put it on my nightstand and never touch it again.

15:13Wow, a signed copy of your self-published book. I'm thrilled. A self-published? I didn't pick up on that one. She said, a signed copy of your self-published book? Nothing against that, but seriously, that was great shade. The skimming and the self-published like Erica was on one today. So Amanda's like, listen, if these women would just like crack open the book, they might find some really useful information. Chapter two, for example, we talk about not waiting on a man to make you rich. and take it upon yourself. I'm like, Kathy Hilton's there. I don't think she needs to manifest this part of her journey.

15:47I think she's doing okay. And your husband's doing it really well, by the way. So then back to the party, Amanda's like, okay, let's do some manifesting. And Buzz goes, oh, already? Already? We're already going to manifest right now? And Erica goes, what am I supposed to manifest? This feels like sex without foreplay. We just went right in, okay? I guess, okay. hey, boom, boom, boom, manifest, go. And so they're kind of laughing at Amanda because she just is so bad at this. She's so bad at this. It's so tacky. It's like, welcome to my home. Here's my book and a manifestation straw to use with your commemorative cup that says rich bitch Amanda on it.

16:26Oh God, no one likes you. What are you doing? There really is also such a generational divide happening here. I mean, they're not that far apart in age. I mean, Amanda is 40 and some of them, I don't remember how old the rest of them are, but they're late 40s. I think Bose is like 47, 48. There's not a huge difference of ages, but you definitely get the sense of millennial versus, I don't know, I guess they're Gen X, right? And you see that they're just like, what is this? Because if Amanda were with her fellow millennials, I can imagine a group of Amandas, I'm not saying all millennials are like this, but I can imagine a group of like-minded Amanda types sitting there being like, oh my God, I love this.

17:08oh my god that's totally journaled this is like such an important moment but with these women they're like what the fuck we're like we're just gonna dive into the manifestation we're not even gonna have our cocktails or caviar first like what the fuck is going on here and it's so hilarious watching amanda trying to kind of like wedge this hobby onto these onto these women and they're like just not having it whatsoever well she's trying to do a workshop with the ladies like she's trying to do one of her paid workshops and these people are not your fans so amanda's like okay well look It's something I ask myself a lot.

17:39Like, if I could have anything, like, if possibilities are endless, what would I let myself want? And Boaz goes, uh, and you want us to write that down? Yeah, that's what I would do. Like, write down the question. And Sutton goes, wait, we're supposed to write down the question? She's like, no, the answer. It's oh. My life is like. I just. The thing is that they're intentionally acting like they have no idea. they all know how to do this, but they're just acting like, wait, so you want us to write? So Amanda's like, well, they're also all fabulously wealthy. You know what I mean? Yeah. So you're like asking a bunch of people who have already done this and are already living like the glamorous life.

18:19It's like, wow. That's why it's just while you're ironing tonight, you know, while you're ironing and like cleaning out your kids, cloth diapers, just think about what life could be like. It's like, they would all dream to be Kathy Hilton and fucking bows. That's what they dream. That's why it's funny because Kathy Hilton, like, I don't think she has to manifest. I think she just buys at this point. Like, she needs some help with something. She'll buy it. So Amanda's like, my life is a living, breathing example that we can create what we want. When I was a kid, I had a Malibu Barbie book. I'm going to cry, actually.

18:53I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. In the... Meanwhile, I have to point out, she is wearing a tutu as a dress. Like, she's wearing a child's dance recital tutu, but pulled over the top of her. She looks crazy and it's pink, of course. And so she starts crying. She's right when she said, I had a Malibu Barbie book. Hold on, I'm going to cry. This was the moment when Dom was watching along with me and he just goes, I can't. And he just left the room.

19:23It's my favorite when Dom reaches that point with any of our Bravo shows. She's like, so in the Barbie book, Barbie had a three-story house in Malibu and a convertible. and she could see the dolphins from her window. And it was not lost on me that when I moved into my Malibu house in 2018, it was a three-story house with an elevator and I was driving a convertible and I could see dolphins from my window. And then we see a picture of this and we see the water in the back and it's like this tiny little patch of water. You did not see, this is like Jax when he asked Brittany to marry him on that seafood place on the freeway, that fried seafood place on the freeway.

20:06It was like, you guys, there were dolphins jumping right behind us. It's like, that was a car. That was a Volkswagen, sir. It's literally one of the funniest monologues in the history of this show. This was a good one, yeah. She's like, and then I ended up with a guy that, I don't know, I met in West Hollywood that had no crotch. I mean, it's just crazy how manifestation works. Yeah, yeah, she was manifesting. In fact, she goes, we're all manifesting all the time. I just did it on purpose. God. So Erica's like, all right, well, I wrote down total financial freedom, which would allow me to solve a lot of the issues that I have.

20:47I also wrote down, poor people, stop complaining to me. I didn't do it. And then I wrote, I did not start your house on fire. Stop trying to sue me, you dumb poor bitch. Okay, am I done? Can we eat now? I also manifested E as in the note E. I'd love to hit it someday. I've been working on it for a few years. And Natalie goes, freedom. That's the word I was circling, freedom. You're literally free and you've got like tens of millions of dollars you just got. What do you need freedom for? Freedom is just another word for do something interesting on this show. Commercials, here comes one right now.

21:31So then Erica Erica's like girl I need to win some cases I might actually have to do this Manifestation shit I don't know Marco Marco dead Is that good enough? And Kathy's like Oh I'm just going to copy Erica She's like I don't know if I need to manifest anything So Amanda goes Yeah Erica A plus student you're doing a great job Well, Erica is the star people over there. And Natalie's like, well, I don't mind journaling by myself, but doing it as part of a conversation is kind of weird. And Erica's like, yeah, does it make you more hesitant to open up about how you feel, Natalie? Who are you, by the way?

22:13Who let this woman into our party? She's like, well, I could open up, but I might be less open. Okay, well, usually I'm leading this online most of the time. But like what I when I do in the small groups, like if people pay for a VIP day, like every class will take like, you know, five to ten minutes to write on their own. But yeah, I mean, that's okay. Like, it's just not your vibe. And if it's not your vibe, then it's not your vibe. So it's okay. She's basically like, you're manifesting wrong, ladies. This is not how you're supposed to journal. Why is everyone talking? But she should have said, everyone take 10 minutes.

22:42Excuse me, I'm giving you a free version of my online course. I'll marry you. People pay$1 ,500 to do this. And they normally go into a different corner and they write quietly for 10 minutes. She's like, you're all doing it wrong. So Bose is like, Amanda said she would not have had invited to read, by the way, everyone. I just want to manifest some drama into the scene. And she's like, well, I said I was struggling with the situation. It's like, well, you should be. Well, I'm not going to tell y 'all how to fix it, but I am going to tell you what to do. So listen, Amanda, this is Sutton Brown.

23:14Okay, well, you've manifested Sutton Brown here. You got a cop to it. Say, look, I was talking about your marriage without you present because you didn't do that the other night. That's what you got to do. Now, listen, I'm Sutton Brown. This is something brand talking. And I'm not going to tell you how to do. I'm not going. I'm not going. I love when she says that. I'm not going. Okay, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. So cop to it. And she goes, but I disagree with the premise. And Bruce goes, what premise? Okay, well, let's talk about this. Amanda, I'm going to give you some very good advice.

23:44Okay? You did have your own opinion about the way Dorit was talking about her marriage. And then you kind of backed off and said you were just repeating Kyle. Now, let me tell you, I know this group. and if you don't cop to it and and you don't say you know what i did say that people ain't gonna respect you and you're a big girl and you're not a young spring chicken so i think you need to look at the flaps under your arm that wave every time you wave at somebody and say i have anti-arms now i'm a lady i'm not a young spring chicken do you understand you're not a spring chicken you're you could be a cocoa van you're an old him okay um by the way whenever calling someone not a young spring chicken on a real house i've show is akin to that is throwing down the gauntlet i mean that is harsh even kathy goes whoa we're all spring chickens how could you say that um yeah that's like that's that's a bold thing to do um so sudden by the way i kind of feel like amanda should cop up to saying like yeah i did have an opinion but mainly i was just agreeing with Kyle.

24:49I think she can have it both ways because I think both are actually true. I think Kyle was largely driving that conversation. I think Amanda was largely sort of like saying, yeah, I agree, supporting. And she did have her own opinion. And I think it's all of the above are correct. And Amanda should just sort of cop up. She should admit that she did that. But I think largely though, I still think it actually was largely Kyle. I don't think Amanda's opinion was like super, super strong. And they all talk about each other and their marriages behind each other's backs no but it came it became worse because of how amanda reacted you know if amanda just said in the beginning i said it i shouldn't have said it sorry but she didn't instead she turned it into this big victim thing and she's gonna do it again because people are patterns people are made out of patterns and she'll do it again every time she's confronted she will bring up some victim thing and she's gonna do it again in just a second and it's hilarious so amanda's like oh wait so sutton told to read this thing i allegedly said and now sutton wants to tell me how to resolve the thing that she started.

25:46I mean, what the fuck? Which is kind of true. And so Amanda's like, I mean, I just felt like it was innocent. So I was surprised it became a fight. She goes, oh, talking about someone else's marriage. That's not nothing. Okay. That's something. You know something that's not nothing? It's something. Okay.

26:02So back in the Hamptons, Suzanne, who's Rachel's friend, is there. And she's the person with the house. She's like, so Dorit, how long have you been married for? I've been married for 10 years, together for 14, carcasses out for 17. And Suzanne's like, oh, are you guys on good terms? No, unfortunately, that's the hardest part for me. I've gone through hell and I've recently learned that my husband's been decapitated and it's very scary for the children. So we've covered them in powdered sugar and hoping for the best. Rich goes, Sam, Sam, been through hell too, Sam. Kyle's like, well, I mean, you don't have formal custody set up.

26:40So, like, for example, like when you were going to come here, I mean, what you were texting him, what were you saying? Like, I'm leaving town. Do you want the kids? I mean, how does that work? Just, well, I've been asking him, are you here for the summer? Let's make a fixed schedule. And he said, let's do mediation. And Suzanne's like, what? Mediation to talk about one weekend? Yes! Yes! So, if he has such easy, this is the thing that Dorit doesn't make much sense. Like if he has such easy access to the kids, then why does he need mediation to get the kids? I don't understand this. I wish we could get their lawyer or somebody on here to tell us what's happening.

27:16Because I really care. I want to know. Well, the judge came in the room and said, PK would like every other Thursday to Sunday. And I said, don't. Next, I said, I want to discuss finances, which we never even got a chance to discuss in mediation because all the financials were redacted. So I can't tell what's in that bank. Could be a dollar. Could be a million dollars. and all I know is that it just delays things further and further and further and further. PK did the same thing to the financials that he does to every Doritos box I bring in the house when he's trying to calorie count. He redacted them.

27:48Just black markers over every calorie. It's like when I made that inventory of what's in our kitchen and he just scratched out the Pringles every single day. Pringles scratched out. His Weight Watchers journal. Redacted. Entire thing. Kyle's like, well, I haven't heard from you, but what happened the other day with Mauricio? Was it not good? Because Kyle obviously got the full report from Mauricio as soon as it was over. She's like, no, unfortunately it was not good. She's like, oh, really? Oh, to me, it felt very much like he had a script. He was a loyal soldier, came in and had a job to do. Sort of like how you wish you had a script, Kyle.

28:29And Kyle's like, I mean, I'm going to keep my mouth shut because what am I supposed to say? Like, not what I heard. No, I'm going to wait. And then behind her back, I'm going to say not what I heard. And then I'm going to show you video proof to show what an idiot she is. So Kyle, we see Kyle on the phone with Mo. And Mo's like, oh, you know, she has her own perspective and point of view. You know, like there was no way I was going to change it. And all I was trying to do is see his point, make her see her point of view, his point of view. You know what I'm trying to say. But like, to be honest with you, I don't know if I could help them.

29:00You know, she's not the same person. She didn't even say carcass out. like who is she Mauricio are you squinting through the phone yeah I am I can just feel it I'm just confused because I'm talking to you but on my phone there's like a moving picture of my wife in glasses that's me we're on FaceTime oh wow I mean all we can do is support them and by support them have PK side and you can try to talk to both of them and see if we can do anything and if we can't then we just step away and just take PK PK side fully, you know? Because she really only wants yes people in her life right now, and I'm just not that person.

29:38So I just have to try to avoid these conversations as much as possible. No, it's like she, yeah, okay, sure, she wants yes people in her life, because she's going through divorce. I think that's when you want and deserve it. She wants supportive people in her life. She wants supportive people, Kyle. And I like Kyle's like, I'm going to avoid these situations except behind her back, on camera. So then Rachel's like, okay, What I'm seeing like across the board, like an epidemic is the insecurity and the breakdown of men. Once they're between the ages of like 40 and 55, they're like not where they want to be.

30:13Their wife is more famous than them. Their wife has their name on pillows. I mean, it's very difficult. You know, it's hard to walk a man through home goods when the wife he hates has her name on literally everything. And it makes them feel small and it makes them feel tiny. And you know what? I'm fucking sick of that. I'm fucking sick of that. I'm fucking sick of Rachel Zoe business all being about someone who's not Rachel Zoe. It's crazy. Now it's like not even home goods for me anymore. It's home bads because he's ruined it for me. Yeah. So everyone, I just want to announce to all the world, I've really discovered this wave of men from 40 to 55 who are unraveling.

30:53I'm like, wow, Rachel Zoe, breaking news. Midlife crises amongst men happen between the ages of 40 and 55. I just love how she's like, guys, I'm really starting to see this. It's like an epidemic across the board. Men do this. It's like, yes, Rachel. I think it's pretty well documented. We've seen Harrison Ford's earring. I've noticed that when men age, they start refusing to put their wife's carry on in the above bin for them. And we do not have to pander anymore, ladies. I am ever at. And they're like, yes. And Kyle's like, I mean, you're talking about yourself, right? I mean, just specifically or everybody or.

31:27so to read it's like well my relationship with picoi changed when he became obsessed with his public image he always used to say i'm not ken todd i'm not gonna walk behind you carry in a dog but the truth is he has always craved the spotlight and we see a flashback and the truth is is that ken todd is happy and still married ken todd is and living life i love when he's i love that someone thinks it's a diss like oh yeah well i'm never gonna be that guy. I mean, well, the guy is like doing great and happy and a great relationship. Like, you know what? I'm never going to be. I'm never going to be a guy who supports his wife.

32:05That's what I'm not going to do. Yeah, exactly. It was me. That was the global entrepreneur. It was me that builds businesses and you made me feel lesser than that was the flashback from last year. It was also that you, it was also you that lost tens of millions of dollars that became a gambling addict and lost tens of millions of dollars more that had the fucking Bellagio after them because you were such a fucking loser. And it's also you that just had one season of a shitty show that was already canceled. And also you that only has Boy George in his arsenal. Get out of here, PK. Get out. So, Rachel is like, you know, when you start to notice that, that like, that's the time to say, you know what?

32:42I do see through you and I don't respect you anymore. I'm going to put my own bag overhead. And if he's going to choose to be that, that person and not this person who you love for 25 years, theoretically, guess what? this isn't going to work anymore. I'm done trying and I'm done fucking waiting. Dak. Yes. Yes. Speak to us. Speak to it, Rachel girl. You know, I do literally see through PK. I can watch donuts digest his veins a blick. Oh my God. That was crazy. Is Donna Kyron going to get mad that you're cursing? So you go back to Amanda's party and everyone's bored. It sounds like, okay, well, I'm sure all of us just want things resolved.

33:24Okay, Amanda. And she goes, well, when we showed up to the birthday dinner the other night, my thought was this is going to just be so easy to clear up. Yes, but you kept on blaming it on Kyle. And that is the problem. Yeah, you never just owned up and said, this is my opinion. Okay, but like I had just been crying about my son on the anniversary of his death. Like, Amanda. And Bo's just, Bo's just gives like a Jim, a Jim look to the camera from the office. She's just like, they're like, no, you don't get to do that again. And I like that son goes, yeah, but I mean, after that, she's like, it wouldn't happen at that night at that part at the dinner party.

34:01Okay. So what, what was your excuse then? You know? And she's like, well, you know, I'm going to say that I'm going to say it again, again, again. Now you've got Dorit and Kyle going after each other. It's all your fault. And she's like, what? I have them going after each other. And they're like, yes, it's your fault. Oh God. Okay. This is going a little bit far. That's not their fault. No, it's not. Yeah. So son's like, yes, you do. You do. You do. It's you. you manifested it man was like um they weren't already after each other it's like no they were not they were had a great friendship that was very stable it's like um i don't think it's fair to put put that in like me put that all on me it's like no it's totally fair and you didn't say what you needed to say to diffuse the situation yes because i think the point is that if you had an opinion about it you cop up to it instead of deflecting and saying but kyle but kyle but kyle to get the heat off of yourself and uh amanda tells us yeah i'll apologize if i'm wrong but I'm not apologizing for this.

34:54Sutton says, well, Amanda is vocal when she has a strong opinion about something. But as soon as someone opposes that opinion, her body physically shuts down. OK, enter. Can we put clips of Sutton running out of the Magic Mike show screaming and crying? I know. Or literally any of 30 Sutton clips that you guys have on hand. Like, she's so crazy. And she's like, yeah, you know, her body says I don't like this. And so then Amanda is now closing her eyes and getting preachy. And she's like, um, I really believe that intention matters in life, you guys. Yeah, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

35:30Someone finally got it right on Bravo. Bo's like, well, tell it. Somebody preach. So Kathy's like, oh, well, this is fun. Poor people fighting. And son's like, well, listen, Amanda, you just can't be such a wimp. Come on. She goes, hey, you're in my home. Don't call me a wimp, please. Oh, God. Can you have one conversation that's not you being a fucking victim about every little thing that's said? It's like, like she won't ever argue with what's being said. She's arguing with like, you're attacking me. Oh, my God. How could you say that in my home? And then one of the greatest moments in the history of the show, Erica goes, I'm into the man that can't handle being called a whim.

36:08She's in the wrong group. And we see a surprisingly long montage of the real housewives of Beverly Hills calling each other cut witnesses. And it was hilarious. hilarious i really hadn't realized how many times i'd said it over the years shut up camille you're a dumb cop fitness oh my god it was so funny so kathy's like well you know sometimes you just got to read the room and realize you're gonna get your tail in hot water right all right so what other advice can we give you amanda she's like so does she just laughs amanda's just had her ass handed to her and everybody's so bored at her party.

36:45Oh, another fail for Amanda. God, they just keep piling up. Yeah. The only thing these women want to manifest is chaos. Yeah. Well, hilarious. What a funny episode. So good. Good times, everybody. Well, thanks for being here. Go grab your tickets for the Golden Crappies live streaming and in real life at WatchWhatCrappens.com for February 27th. And we'll talk to you guys next time. Bye. Bye. Watch what Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. It's always a party on Alison Block. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster.

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