#3265 Below Deck Down Under S04E07 Part One: Disco Helmet Desertion

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2:24El Paz es San Patrick. Oh, look at us both not wearing green on the podcast. You're wearing pink. I'm wearing white. I'm tired. You know, I'm too tired for green today. I'm in pink and blue. We're two of the colors of the rainbow at which there is a pot of gold. Yeah.

2:41Ronnie Karam: Well, last night we won Best Film and TV Podcast at the iHeart Awards. Thank you so much, iHeart. So exciting. We'll talk about our whole weekend on the bonus episode this week. en Patreon. También es donde se encuentran videos como este uno, el uno de ahora. Y ad free listening y discord y hay mucho más de eso en Patreon. Hay un blog que viene cada semana. Así que check eso. Y hoy, estamos haciendo un Below Deck. Es mi último día con Ben aquí en mi office y luego he es de la la land. I know, I fly out right after this, pero también gracias a todos los que han dejado la kindest words on our social media, sending us nice little messages and emails about last night's win we really appreciated it a lot it was super, super, super cool, we did not expect to win and we were gobsmacked, we were shocked we were just there along for the ride so thanks to everyone who's been so nice, people who were there people who were just online, we really, really appreciate it I'd like to personally thank Jenny Garth representing our award She was so nice What I loved was Jenny Garth was dressed like Rachel Zoe At first I thought it was Rachel Zoe And then I was like oh it's just some random lady And then someone was like that's Jenny Garth And then she actually presented the award for us And I was like oh my god Jenny Garth I was like I 100 % knew who you were when you walked in Well I just haven't seen her for a while I know well no just because she was styled in a way I'm not used to Like I have an idea of how Jenny Garth looks In terms of her styling I wasn't expecting her to have more of like a Rachel Zoe look So it was like Cuando te digo que esta mujer fue so nice, I went up to her at the end of the show y I was like, thank you again, it's lovely to meet you.

4:25She's starting up a podcast y I thought I took a picture with her but I guess I didn't.

4:29Ronnie Karam: I mean, I made out with her. It was a great, all in all, great, great. It was a great time for Jennifer Garth. Great time. Yeah, I'm meeting so many podcasters and stuff. We'll talk about that later. But for now, it's Below Deck Down Under Season 4, Episode 7. For anyone who ever thought that the podcast would ever pause for one second to be hungover. Absolutely not. No, they're just like the Below Deck crew. You get up and you do it anyway. Unless you're Alicia and you just go to bed. Can we talk about Alicia real quickly? I think it's time that we have to face some hard truths about her. I think she's incredibly inept in so many different ways.

5:12She's a disaster. Last season, she got away with, I think, a very good edit y este año, se ha sido, creo que, como se ha sido, como se ha sido, como se ha sido, ¿no? Se ha sido una buena chica, pero se ha sido totalmente desorganizado en su personal y en su profesional con todo. Y ahí fue un momento donde pensé, ¡oh, wow! Se ha sido, como, se ha sido en el hang de lo que ha sido. Y yo, como, ¡es no! Se ha sido, como, ¡failando en todas categorías! Y yo creo que tenemos que aclarar que creo que si se ha hecho

5:42Ronnie Karam: bien cuando se ha, ya, trabajando, es que, ya, ya,

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6:47Ronnie Karam: And I like that she has different scents that she puts on. She's like, I'm baby prostitute today because it's sugar and waffles, whatever her scent was. Oh, it was marshmallow. I think that was their turning point for me because there is a scent that there's certain girls wear this scent and it's plaguing me for years. I'm like, what is that awful smell? You know when you're in the elevator. It's like that cheap perfume smell, but I couldn't really even pinpoint what that scent was. y mi amigo dijo, es un marshmallow y es un marshmallow todos los marshmallow scented fragrances que perfumes porque no es realmente real marshmallow pero este es un perfume marshmallow que 16 year old girls wear o si se están unfortunate, ellos van a path en su vida, donde ellos van a usar que es el más garbacheo y todos los Los bottles de marshmallow perfume deben de ser dumped out into the sun.

7:49Make a rocket ship. SpaceX, this is where you could use your technology. Build a ship and send it directly to the sun with all the vials of marshmallow perfume.

8:00Ronnie Karam: I think it's just smelling like food in general. Why do you want to smell like food? Because, first of all, if you're around a person who eats too much like me, I'm just going to want to eat you. I don't want to fuck my food. You know what I mean? I don't want to fuck a marshmallow. Bueno, si te vas a fuck A marshmallow might be nice No, no, no, no Look what they do to the bag Like if you just leave a marshmallow in the bag too long Look what happens to them They get all stuck together That wouldn't be good for your wiener Like I don't want to fuck a marshmallow So then I'll want to eat you Well, I don't want to eat a human either And then when you're not hungry You smell food and you kind of resent it Like when you're in a mall And there's like a Cinnabon or a cookie A Mrs.

8:41Ronnie Karam: Field cookie and you're not hungry And then you smell it and it's like, gross, I don't want that right now. It's like when you see a wiener and you're not really in the mood to have sex. And it's like, ew, why do I want to see that? But then when you do want to have sex, it's like, oh, it's a wiener. That's how food smells. Don't smell like food, you're a person. Smell like a person. I'm like, well, don't smell like a person either because people are generally sick. I was about to say, we have terrible innate odors. Smell like new shoes. Why don't they have like new car smell for people? Everybody loves that.

9:12I'm a new model.

9:14Ronnie Karam: Yeah, because then everybody will want to have sex. I think if you have a new car, it's like you want to have sex in the new car, right? What scent are you wearing? Oh, it's Toyota Camry. 2026 edition. It's Prius. It's a Prius. It gets double the mileage. And you barely hear it. Oh, it's Lexus December to remember sales event. I almost ran someone down on a crosswalk because they didn't even hear me. It's crazy. It's my everyday life. My Prius scent. All right. So, with that being said, we are at a beach picnic. That's where we left off.

9:50And Joao and Mike and Jenna, they're heading back to the yacht. And Mike is like, See, have you had a chance to talk to Eddie? Did you talk to Eddie at all? And Jenna's like, I didn't have a chat with Eddie. Here's a ride. I found some common ground, I guess. Because, you know, Jenna's just found out that Eddie was actually flirting pretty hardcore with Alicia enough to the point que dijo que le drop Jenna en un heartbeat, para ser un alien con Alicia.

10:15Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Y ella es así, es así, so come groundigas. Y Joao es así, oh, so friendzone. She's like, oh, best friend. So, we call that the friendzim in Zoom. Y si, si, si, si, si, si, this show they've got like a whole fart editor on this show someone who's just like it's your job just log whenever somebody farts or burps or like it's a boner find the fart and a part while they are yeah find the fart it's like find the through line find the fart yeah so now um daisy and mecca so and mecca mecca kept threatening again this episode to be the worst charter guest and then was lovely and that's my favorite this is my favorite take out with mecca every time you see you're like hi is this really the best you can do good because i love you and it is your best it was your best we agree we really agree yeah um so they want dinner at 7 30 and uh mecca's like so do you still feel good about dinner being at this table i mean whatever you think aesthetically but do you think this is the best table she's like oh i don't know i mean is there a different table ¿Puedo hacer esto en el interior?

11:30Ronnie Karam: ¿Puedo hacer esto en el interior? No sé. ¿Qué piensas es lo mejor? Es como, ¿no? ¿Inside, al exterior? ¿Puedo hacer esto en el agua? ¿Puedo hacer esto en el agua? ¿Puedo hacer esto en el agua? ¿Es la agua la mejor cosa, realmente? ¿Es la agua? Y ella es como, ¿es lo mejor? ¿Es la mejor? Y ella es como, ¿no? ¿En la pressure? Ella es como, ¿no? No, yo estoy jokiendo. Es que es genial. Es un buen table. Es genial. Pero también me encanta. Mecca es... I mean, it's cool that she's demanding the best, but I love that she wants the best in every category. Is this the best chair? The best chair you can possibly get?

12:07Is this your best napkin? Have you ever gotten a better napkin?

12:11Ronnie Karam: We want your best here. That was funny, though. Is this the best table? How are you going to decorate the table? Is it going to be your best table decoration of all time? Sandy's at home like, yes. She's like super fanning over Mecca. She's like, oh, God, get her on the tables. Get her on the tables. Oh, wait till I tell Gigi Fernandez. Gigi Fernandez is like, well, I'm the best tennis player, if that's the question. Gigi Fernandez wouldn't last two minutes with Mecca. Mecca would be like, oh, Gigi, are you really the best, though? Are you? Well, I mean, I'm the best. I mean, technically, Martina's stats are a little bit better than mine, but like, so Martina's the best?

12:45I mean, well, I wouldn't say that. I mean, someone's argued with Chris Everett, but I mean, I'm probably better than both of them. I don't know. I've been through a lot of therapy. This is sort of taking me back to a dark place. Is your therapist the best?

12:55Ronnie Karam: ¿Es la besta de la besta? ¿Es la besta de la besta? Oh, my God, you're right. I am fucking crazy. I'm losing my mind. Gigi Fernandes just jumps off the boat. She's like, I'm playing basketball. I'm playing basketball. Mecca destroys her. Wait a second, but I realize I'm excellent at swimming. I'm the best at the swimming. The shark's like, I'm the best at eating. Are you the best? All right, give me another tennis star. I'll do it. I'll lead another one. I'll practice till I'm the best. ok so then we go to the galley and Ben's like oh this oven what a nightmare I'm gonna have to cook without an oven oh oh get over here goopy hips we gotta get it together so he's like well we're gonna start off with a caviar service and we're moving swiftly into dinner and then we're going to a lobster spring roll and I'm going to try to fry them y luego vamos a hacer un octopus, vamos a hacer un octopus, vamos a hacer un octopus, vamos a hacer un octopus un poco, vamos a hacer un octopus, vamos a hacer un inspiration que nos da un y luego vamos a hacer un sous-vide machine.

13:58Ronnie Karam: He es going a sous-vide, he es going a sous-vide el octopus, ¿qué piensas de que? ¿Qué piensas de que? Ahora, you know how I feel, I am fine with that, ¿por qué? Sous-vide-ing octopus? No. Octopus es already so, like, slimy. No, no, you have to do it, the reason why is because when you cook octopus, you either, as you probably know you either cook it like in are you the best octopus cook? by the way, your octopus teacher is here your octopus teacher is here you either have to cook it for like one minute or two minutes or you have to cook it for like 45 minutes because the proteins in octopus just sort of tighten up so if you're going to cook it for more than just a flash whatever, then Y hay que cocinarlo long enough Para la proteína para relajar Y creo que el sous-vide Will help you get to that place Of keeping the octopus tender Y luego puedes terminar con un grill Pero hay algo Bueno, ok I sensed tu skepticism I feel it's already slimy I mean, I really like octopus Pero, you know, it's Best when there's some kind of crunchy element To it, so the sous-vide just sounds like Slime Pero yo creo que se quiera en la grilla o algo así, que se quiera en la grilla y le daba un char.

15:21Ronnie Karam: Bueno, es un poco controversial. Bueno, lo que es un poco. Es un poco controversial. Y es en este episodio también. Es un poco controversial. Es el mejor preparación? No, no, no. Bueno, formal ditto, seis cosas, ovenless, losing this oven es como losing my mother. Not que me ha perdido mi madre, pero imagina si yo lo perdido mi madre. Eso es eso. Mi madre, el de la oven. mi madre suave went out years ago still ticking yes my mother tends to overheat and she's very unreliable gotta cook on the fly tonight I've got a sous vide I've got to bring in all my applications clearly there's lots of pressure on me and time is very very valuable not that mother cares she's burned me once she'll burn me again Alicia Alicia Up to the main Solonis Daisy She's like hi Meanwhile Alicia is getting texts from her boyfriend Who bless his heart I mean we keep seeing pictures of this boyfriend And it's not like you're holding out for like Brad Pitt You know what I mean It's kind of just a basic He's kind of like a normal bodied Michelin man Right Yeah it's like a normal guy Like maybe like a print model for like a barbecue restaurant

16:43He's like the napkin model They always have a picture of someone on the napkin That's like Joey Portola's Barbecue or something It's like a picture of Joey Portola But they're like okay get the guy from Whistler We want to draw Joey Portola Or like print modeling for like fishing vests Yeah Or like Some sort of Small pond watercraft Like a type of rowboat Like a motorized rowboat And he's like on there

17:12Ronnie Karam: Yeah, but I mean, you know She's basically trying to talk herself into it I don't know why Because she clearly is not really into this guy So he's texting, he's like, are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Please, you're so hot Please, please text me back I can't believe you've been texting me back for two months But please, where are you? Where are you? Are you still alive? I'm worried about you And she's like, oh god It's time for a commercial It's time for a Crabbins commercial So much noise around weight loss right now Por Note Opinions, medicamentos. Es difícil saber qué es realmente correcto.

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20:27No, no, no. ¿Qué es eso?

21:02No, no, no, no. I mean, ice melts, yes, but like...

21:06Ronnie Karam: Because doesn't ice defeat the purpose of everything? What's a Diet Coke? Like, it's diluting the Diet Coke. Are you going to revisit this drink in, like, six hours? Like, you're drinking it right now. Like, there'll be, like, minimal impact on the... It's funny that that stood out to you. Yeah. I did, too, and she said it in a way that was like, yeah, it kind of defeats the purpose, like, these fucking idiots, but I don't know. I don't know what I would do if someone just gave me a glass of coconut milk with no ice. Coconut water. Coconut water with no ice. I think you want the ice because you're in the Caribbean and it's hot out.

21:41Yeah, I'd be like, what are you, lazy? I would, yeah, I would be like, where's the ice?

21:46Ronnie Karam: The point is, we've put more thought into this job in five minutes than Alicia has in two years. Yeah, Alicia is still trying to wipe down a pizza box somewhere. We'd be useless at this job too. ¿Qué es lo que vamos a hacer? ¿Puedo poner agua en el coco? ¿Qué vamos a hacer? No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. We're having lots of existential crises over these food preparations. So, now we're in the galley, and Ellie and Mike are there, and the galley is a mess, and Ellie's like, Mike, clear out all this stuff from the interior because we have a lot going on.

22:23And then, you know, Mike's like, he's like all upset because he has to do work. es el dexto

22:31Ronnie Karam: y es Mike es más y más depressed durante el episodio porque esto es definitivamente un poco de weeks de un let's break down Mike que por la la manera deserves it so he's getting more y más depressed y you can tell because his hair deflates and deflates and it just gets sadder and sadder by the end he just looks like a Koopa Troopa a tortoise shell on top of his looks like a bicycle hat his hair is de la deflating down into just like a newsies cap a bike helmet or a bike helmet, a round no, newsies cap is better because he has a little ducktail that's also flat it's like a little tiny awning over the so now Alicia and Daisy are discussing table decor and Alicia is like, oh I'm not sure I'm very good at this, is Jenna better at this?

23:16I was like, of course, of course Alicia can't set the table, she's going to pour the sugar de la mesa, en la mesa, y a la puta, y a la puta, y a la puta, y a la puta.

23:25Ronnie Karam: You've put shit on a table. I don't understand when they make table skates this big of a deal, especially when we see what it is. They put some flowers on the table. I'm telling you, Alicia can't do anything. Yeah, so she's going to swap with Jenna, and she'll do the bathrooms instead, which honestly, I mean, I'd rather put flowers on the table than clean your butt. Clean your butt. I agree. Skank off the toilet. Mike, Mike, Daisy, the dishwasher has to be empty And he's like, copy that, fucking heal So he's like all upset Because he has to do all this work Which is also known as your job Yeah, it's also known as, yeah, working So Alicia and Jenna are in their cabin And she's like, are you okay to set at the table?

24:05Ronnie Karam: The vibe is elegant but sexy Full of flowers, you know, I have to go I'm just really shit at it I'd rather make cocktails till I'm black and blue Ignore it It's like, please, please call me y entonces jenna es como 100 % porque me ha dicho que ella no no no no no no no no no that's taking it to a pretty intense place but I mean a fair point yeah that's true so Jenna prepares the table and Daisy is radioing for dinner to be ready whatever so now people are getting ready and on deck Eddie is complaining about el mes en el deck y de ese es el cario que hay aquí he es que no hay still so much ya que hay que dar la gente want mark to come and help ya y es que bueno i think we need mark a lot more today than we did actually you know except been out here look at me i'm undoing a pink string it's very difficult no like working on some pink string thing like a dangling a string es like this ridiculous we're doing it all along give us my can sick okay you'll need a call you need to say you need to call okay he was like but if he comes out it comes out and it goes back in well i'm gonna send mike to help you so i just like it ain't about mike at the moment the reality is i'm frustrated myself after talking with jenna on the beach earlier i'm really feeling the need to explain myself more and i need to apologize more and because we're working right now i just can't i was like well great well then i'm thank you for then bothering everyone including mike and daisy with your stupidness yeah you fuck that whole thing up that's your and this is what happens when like a mediocre guy gets any attention because this shows like being in prison you're just gonna fuck what's there i mean we're like being at a buffet you're gonna eat whatever it ¡On this guy has much more of a chance.

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26:28bueno

26:29Ronnie Karam: Y ahora, Ben y Ellie. He's like, shall we do just a quick cheeseburger? He's like, okay. But come on, honey, honey, honey. Honey, cheese cheeks, please. Can we just do a... Come on. Come on, feta freckles. Let's do a cheeseburger. Come on, blimp bags. Let's just do a cheeseburger. Come on. He's like, okay. pero está empezando a mover slowly creo que está como si se está chopping banana pepper ok cheese board cheese board es muy difícil para mí pombas por dropping en mi cabeza 8 años ok no no everything es fine everything es fine so now Daisy goes up Mike Mike and he es like yeah I love by the way every time Daisy says Mike's name it's always like she's trying to get his attention in the library because she yells but it always sounds like she's whisper yelling in a library Mike Mike Mike Mike!

27:28You're going to go help the deck crew now. So I spoke to Eddie, and I think the problem is you're, like, doing the job, but then you're coming back in here, Mike.

27:37Ronnie Karam: But I'm never sitting down doing nothing, am I? I'm going in, I'm going out, that's what I'm doing. She's like, no, no, that's not what the issue is. It's not that you're not working. Just go and help. Just go. Go with your hair. You and your hair go. After that chat was wowedaisy, I'm literally saying yes to every single... Oh, that's what I imagine Mike's probably saying right now. Wouldn't you be saying that, Mike? That's exactly right. Thank you for helping me. After that chat with Joao and Daisy, I'm literally saying, yes, every single job you're giving us. But I don't know what else I can do.

28:05Ronnie Karam: So he goes out to the deck and the rest of the crew are putting stuff away. And Mike's like, I've been told that you need a hand with something. And Joao's like, is Daisy needing you inside, though? He's like, no, Daisy just received it for you. Listen, if you're finished with us, can you tell us when you're finished? Because now I have to go on with Daisy and if you're not finished. And he's like, but I've been trying that and you've been running away every single time. You've been running into the Zim zone You're like a woman in Zim Every time I come into town you start running away Run away So then Mike is like Really I'm happy to stay out here all day But I'd rather be in the sun Sorry The extreme degree of weird accents Coming out of her mouth Given moments I'm happy to stay out here all day I'd rather be in the sun rather than making beds So now The guests are getting ready They're going to the table Getting ready for the best dinner And there's actually a new cookbook out called Best of the best and this girl who she tests like 35 different cookie recipes And she'll say this is the best I'm like my guy would love that book Is this your best?

29:14Ronnie Karam: Every recipe she'll be like is this your best? Guess we're gonna see So Jason's coming to dinner So the guests pretend to be excited Jason seems like a nice person Uh oh No I'm just You're setting up That was uh oh somebody died on the internet No He's like oh my god guess who died And he gets a message on it I can check to see No I do don't please Someone probably died Jason seems very nice and stuff But he's I think if we were ranking chefs On how good they are at like guest dinner experiencia, he would be last. At least everybody else tries to do something. Captain Sandy's like, oh, one time I was on a boat in Iraq and we were chasing down Saddam.

30:02Ronnie Karam: A big land whale came up. She has stories. Or Captain Kerry will tell a joke, well, you know what they call an octopus in Australia? A water wallaby. Right, right, right. A lady with eight vaginas. Adventure. Who else is there? Captain Leo will be like I'll tell you one thing She tripped over words one more time I sent her home on a god damn plane ticket Captain Glamis would be like You know back in the 70s I used to live in a cave And the next cave over were a bunch of nurses We had a great time back then That was the best one Yeah I used to live in a cave We met some nurses And then they kept showing him that season Every five minutes they would cut to him with a huge afro The 70s pero jason just shows up and blinks blankly he's just like he has no stories to tell i like this fish you knew he has nothing he doesn't want to listen to them he doesn't laugh with them and it's always so low energy and boring every time they cut to the dinner they're like do you like the fish i like it do you he's almost i like the fish he just needs to work on his like quiver of of tales you know he just doesn't have any tales of the high seas even if he just makes Go on to AI, go on to ChatGPT And be like What sort of story could you fetch for me As a handsome captain who once crashed a boat Into a dock Tell us about your kimono journey Tell us about why you want everybody to smell like sandalwood Tell us about the chilis you crashed into On the dock that time Tell us everything, tell us more We want to know everything So now there's the meat and cheese And all that, and caviar's coming So Alicia goes to the galley to grab some food y Ben es como, Watch your levels, darling.

31:50Ronnie Karam: Watch your levels. He had to tell Alicia that porque there's a good chance Alicia will just take the plates and just hold them by the sides like this and all the food will fall down. So then everyone's eating some pancakes with caviar and Daisy goes check in on the galley and she's like, Do you want me to see them? And he's like, Well, they're ready to be seasoned. And she's like, Well, I think we could get them to the table. I don't know. In my opinion, Cocktail hour is not finished So they probably don't want to be seated right now She's like Is it time for us to sit at the table Is this the best time to be sat So Mecca's like So Alicia we're ready to sit for dinner She's like um Should I top off the Prosecco And then in the galley Ben's like 20 minutes That's the minimum you can spend on cocktail hour Who's calling the fucking shots around here Starbucks esophagus I can't take it like this Pero yo estoy comunicando con ti Tú eres el boss, babe Tú eres el boss de ellos Pero yo estoy aquí para poner el pressure Pero eso es mi trabajo Stop haciendo eso, stop it Pero eso es mi trabajo Cada vez, cada vez Cuando ella se llega a la galley Ella se planta un poco Es increíble Es increíble lo Sirupneas can hacer Ha sido un ag Pero cuando las cosas no se van ¿Quién se va a la?

33:11Ronnie Karam: No yo, es mí неnarrator

33:43Ronnie Karam: Seat it now. They seat it themselves. He goes, oh, did they now? That was rather presumptuous, wasn't it? Can't even control when they're sitting down. What kind of chief stew? Ben, do your fucking food, okay? Quote Captain Sandy for the second time in this episode. Do your food. Just get it out there. Daisy's like, Ben's chef persona. I think it's just, you know, it's smoke and mirrors. Because I know he's insecure and not to pick my battles. Fucking put the food out and just don't be a prick. He's like, well, I gave them meat and cheese. You gave them a meat and cheese plate. ¿Por qué actúe como tú estás haciendo algo crazy?

34:15Sí.

34:15Ronnie Karam: Así, Mecca es como, Captain, we travel a lot. We love to take the best and we enjoy and get the best service. We want to see money dripping from things. And you guys have been really, really good. But have you been your best? Have you been your best? Well, we definitely have some strong heads of department. Joao, Daisy, and Ben, we're a team. It's going well. They're like, Okay, well, is there any stories about like a rich person that came on board or Just super proud of the ladies, how they're cleaning those toilets Okay, well, is this customer service dinner theater? So now they get some Please hold, it's like please If you'd like this message in English Please hold one, please press one Thank you Are you doing Hulk music?

35:06Ronnie Karam: I am That was creepy, Hulk music It's like

35:14tu call will be answered in the order in which it was received oh oh

35:25Ronnie Karam: never tell oh never tell at least give me honest hold music I hate when you're holding for like Verizon and they're like hold on please

35:41Ronnie Karam: Hard Rock, you're Verizon You're screwing me on my Apple Watch plan Can we just get to that? I like that one That one hold music that went viral It's It's got that cool vibe Call up Some company It's great There's this one hold music It's so good There came a moment on the internet Where people were como si, ¿no? ¿Has visto que es así? Y me dijo, ¡oh, mi Dios! Porque todos he escuchado. Y ha esto, como... Y es como... ¡Dú, dú, dú, dú, dú! Ben es que se va a empezar llamando a las empresas internacionales ahora mismo para ver qué podemos ver. ¡Dú, dú, dú, dú, dú, dú! Y... ¿Qué es lo que se llama?

36:35Ronnie Karam: St. Patrick's Day, that's for sure, I'll tell you that. It's green, got some leaves on there. Wow, there's a lot of stuff, best music I've ever heard. Okay, one hour of best music on hold? I don't think it's... An hour of best hold music? I'm going to say viral. I didn't know that that was like a niche. People are like, you know what? Hey guys, tonight at dinner we're listening to my hold music mix.

37:04I think this is it. Este es el viral que dice, cuando en Holanda dropa esta bangeria. Hold on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Es so good. Y eso es.

37:22Y eso es. Es esta parte. Yes. Es así. Es como la Rain Man soundtrac. O Phil Collins, algo Phil Collins. Yeah, es so good.

37:32Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I have heard that. Es so good. Um, that is good. I've never really thought about that as an art form, but whoever did that killed it. Ben and Ronnie, get back to work. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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39:24Ronnie Karam: Bueno, we definitely have great heads of department, etc, etc Ok, so now the octopus is going to come up And Mecca's like, yuck She didn't like it Or somebody there didn't like it Mecca says she wasn't a fan But I think that she was saying I think she said, just kidding, afterwards And they edited it out Because down in the gaia Ben's like, did they like la cortopuera ¿Honey toes? Y Daisy dice, some of them didn't eat it, and some of them did. Oh, really? Did Jason like it? I think so. So he's like, now on, he's like, oh well, he's starting to get upset. And then Mike and Jenna are talking, and Mike's like, so have you tried a little child with Eddie yet?

40:09And she's like, I don't know why. Do you think that you could give me second chance? She's like, oh no. Because you think you're completely done. Yeah, it's not every time he's a gentleman, but the doctor started to eat me talk. And not several letters, so that started pero no más

40:28Ronnie Karam: bueno un poco le Пос gay Pulido para hablar de mí al este suena

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41:01Ronnie Karam: pi es lo pi es So Daisy So Lobster Spring Roll So he's gossiping And she's like I've got nothing else to say Because he's just following her around Asking her questions And he goes yeah but Eddie does think very highly of you He does You're not going to get laid this way I don't know if that's what he's trying to do But I feel like he's just walking around trying to get leftovers Go away Mike Go away he's a gnat So more food comes up There's a sorbet palate cleanser y luego un mushroom y hollandaise y luego el meal ends con un apple pie calzone y un panilla custard y last week Ben fue como, pues creo que voy a salir porque hay un apple pie y es que es lo mejor que puede hacer un apple pie y es así, creo que no y luego vamos a ver Ben, ¿por qué es un apple pie?

41:50He should haber dicho que nos fue un apple calzone y creo que quizás que hubiera sido un poco más que más que más

41:55Ronnie Karam: que más que más un apple calzone que no son clássico que no hay calzone Pedimos ahí, casa, crackers ¡no! Como un pie o un buen Iñadillo febbre que no, pero estabas abres

42:16Gracias, vale encantado adelante

42:21Ronnie Karam: y todos los que están diciendo ¿Por qué estamos haciendo apple pie? ¿Por qué estamos haciendo apple pie? ¿Por qué le servimos apple pie? Y entonces alguien es como, esto es bueno y alguien es como... Y ella me dice ¿No? No, ella me dice ¿No? ¿No? ¿Por qué? Porque tú eres en un reality TV cruise y no un real. Entonces, Ben comes upstairs Mecca es como, oh, Ben. Y Joya goes, We had a whole conversation earlier. What happened? He's like, what? Yeah, what happened, Ben? About what? Our dinner. Was it the best? Was that the best you could do? We just wanted your best. I like that they both said it at the same time.

43:08Ronnie Karam: Mecca and Joya both were like, You thought this was your best? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. They started doing the Pechanga Resort theme song. No, you're still on hold

43:23Yeah, it was my best

43:27Ronnie Karam: And they're like Ha ha, we're just kidding It was great We loved it You're so creative and so amazing This was in fact your best And Jason Salkler I haven't been listening to any of this But everyone else is laughing So I'll laugh as well It's like you are so creative I mean Calzone with apples Oh my god, you're so amazing Did someone say something about the friend zone? Oh, calzone, never mind Mecca's like, are you sure you want to friend zone the apple pie? What did the apple pie do to you? Alright, well why not have fun at my expense, right? It's not like I've had any fun this weekend It's just an immense relief in the complimenting the food darlings Cheers to your gratitude So Mecca's like, Captain, we have a saying So you gotta say it It's to being pretty, powerful And provocative He's like, got it To being pretty, powerful And crashing into docks Oh, sorry Sometimes miss that Pretty, provocative And sandalwood kimonos Just go Just go, Captain Jason So Ben is very pleased with himself Now we have a problem here Because Ben has been manipulating his way Into a guest room every week With some kind of trauma or tears Now he doesn't have any, he just got a huge compliment So what's he going to do?

44:49What's he going to do? Well, he's without his mother So that will probably be the thing He's like, I just had to do a whole charter Without my mother

44:56Ronnie Karam: Please let me save me the guest charter So the guests get the hot tub And They want like a little caviar pizza So Someone goes, Ben, you look like a good time Outside of work, from your haircut I can tell you're a good time I'm like from his haircut you would think he's sticking his fingers in outlets. What are you talking about? He's a good time. Mike, are they talking to Mike? Oh, maybe they are. They must be. No, they said Ben. Outside of work from your haircut I can tell you're a good time. Yeah, I don't know. But both of them. That would really work for both of them. Yeah. So Jason tells them, you know, he says bye.

45:30Ronnie Karam: And by the way, didn't you just eat six courses? Hi. That's us on a boat. I was like, that would be me. I'd be like, can I have a coffee? Can we keep eating? Hi, we're going to be in the hot tub. Could you make us five more things just because you have to? I know, you're like They just had six courses, I'm like have you seen us this weekend I know We just made a plate of french toast Piled to our heads Yes, by the way, Ronnie made a delicious french toast for breakfast It was so good, such a good host Don't call me single Nationality That's, I was just about to So then I heart's like we're taking back That award now In the galley Vannelli and Jason I don't even think they're going to send it They took them like six hours They were like psych Yeah so They didn't give us a form or anything right Did they?

46:23A form? To send the award Last time we had to give them like where our address is They email you That's what I meant It's shiny this year by the way It's very nice It's a nice one It's rose gold It is rose gold and it was heavy as hell

46:37Ronnie Karam: Yeah and you get fingerprints all over it They were handing them out with those Screen cleaner cloths I thought that was funny Yeah Can I get a clean award That would be great Do you want to hear some inside scoop about award shows They have a microfiber available You guys I got Muffy's paw prints all over my award Okay So Jason We go to the galley And Ben is there with Ellie and Jason y Jason es complimenting them y Ben asked his favorite y Jason es like el octopus que fue genial y el palo de la piel que fue genial y la piel no you didn't compliment the sorbet after you just had six courses of things Jason si es si es si es si es sorbet por el way how good was el octopus si es si si si si si si si si si si si si si si si si si si

47:38cosas que no si se pasas son

48:07¿Ensa? estaba viendo

48:11Ronnie Karam: no, no, no, she has a restaurant so she was around oh, I didn't know that we should have gone let's go today let's go right now sorry, I'm purging my restaurant of ring molds ok, so Ben's like oh, she was amazing Ella, she did great little lumpy dumpy She was so great Swizzle stick Swizzle stick Why can't I think of body parts I've run out of body parts Well it's not just body parts It just has to sound like a body part Like you little swizzle stump So anyway we're in the galley As you mentioned And Ellie is giving Joao some apple pie And he's like oh no He goes oh shizzle Oh shizzle You might think I'm referencing Snoop Dogg By saying oh shizzle But I'm actually referencing how we say Shit in Zimbabwe Shizzle Shizzle Shizzle Is normally what we say Zimzle Oh zimzle Holy zim We just say zim Instead of cursing we just say zim Zimzus Christ Okay mother zimmer So he's trying the apple pie But he burns himself And she's like Oh that was karma that burn He's like karma Karma for what Ah, let's think through this together, shall we?

49:37Ronnie Karam: Okay, step one. You invite me for wine. Great, great, it's going great. We're going to have a chat. Great, wonderful. Ooh, chat with Joao, wonderful. And this is amazing. And then this motherfucker walks up the gangway with another girl. Is that still a date? Questionable. So Joao is like, oh, is that how you think it was? Oh, no, I'm sorry. She's like, well, I'm sitting there like an idiot like this. And she's like, you know, it feels good to finally get these all off of my chest. I love Ellie. Ellie, who's known for just always having to bite her tongue and keep things on the inside. I am the second store.

50:18You do not do so, baby. Yeah.

50:20Ronnie Karam: And he's like, oh, mayday. Mayday. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Mayday. Ha, ha, ha. Woman angry. Ha, ha, ha. Simday. Ha, ha. Well, I still like him. I'm forgiving him. I'm moving on and I'm waiting to merge genetics She's like species Cannot wait for sweaty little baby No Ellie is beautiful She is and I feel like she's not looking at anyone else But myself This is a situation I have almost never been in Modest Joao this season It's nice to be wanted Even though I am so ugly Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So Daisy sends Alicia to bed And she's like No, she says she's going to bed And Daisy's like, well, I'm going to bed Alright, so let's go through your list I want everything clean, make sure the pantry and the sun decks are clean Crew mess everything away, including wiping out the table And if I see wax on the table, that's going to be a bitch to clean But stay up as long as you need to Because I don't need you in the morning And I think they have for caviar for pizza Which he's got, and alright, I'll see you in the morning, okay And Daisy's like, oh my god There were three things on that list So Entonces, el guests son en la hot tub y uno de ellos quiere coconut water, creo que sin el ice y Alicia está checking in on cuando el pizza es going to be ready en un poco de minutos y luego se se le da y se le da en la hot tub y Mecca es como, gracias a todos ¿Es esto, todo lo que es solo pizza?

51:47¿Es esto el mejor late night snack que se puede hacer? Y Alicia está como, ¿qué else? No, no, no, no, yo estaba just asking actually, yo estaba just seeing I'm perfectly happy, pero por el ¿Por qué? ¿My sheets feel a little cold? ¿Can you put them in the dryer and warm them up before I go to bed? I'm joking! I'm joking! Is that the best joke I could do? I have to ask myself.

52:06Ronnie Karam: But I absolutely can do that though. It doesn't matter, they're going to cool down in two seconds. No, you can't do that. That's not a thing. I actually bought a towel warmer. It looks like a big barrel and you put your towels in and then you plug it in and it warms up your towels and you put your towel on. It's nice.

52:28Rápido.

52:54Es como, es como, no, no, no, no.

52:56Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I think you have to just have it wired that way. You have to be rich enough that you're like, I need electric things right next to my shower. Yeah, you need like that one that are like, yeah, wired into your rack. Or like you or you get the you get the towel warmer. If you like have a staff and you're sitting somewhere, you're like, oh, could someone bring me a warm towel? You know? Yeah. Yeah, that's one of those things that sometimes we're just not meant for things. Normal people aren't meant for stuff like that. Yeah. That's just for rich people. It seemed like such a fun thing to get And it was just so stupid So They do the hot tub stuff Alicia is still kissing butt and stuff And she sees her to-do list from Daisy And Alicia's like Oh my god, this is like a whole day's list of work You're choking But it's really just cleaning Yeah But she does the opposite because then she breaks a glass Which means she's making things messier So she's just started, she immediately drops a glass Y elisto, tranquilo, classics de esa un tel versión.

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54:01Ronnie Karam: Y yo no grandes han decisión gracias � ninguém para ver qué ll THIS SAimy la escura, ¡vamos �îtreos a déj surface! Just one thing at a time. It's going to be okay. And I don't want to listen to anybody complain after seeing what Ellie has to do. Because meanwhile, Ben's like, babe, could you just clean everything? And then we see the kitchen and it is a disaster. It's like stacked up. Yeah, yeah. Dishes and trays and glasses and everything is just a war zone. And he's like, you do it. All right, babe, I need a break. Yeah, exactly. So Elisa's doing her cleaning and then her boyfriend's texting like, are you okay?

54:26Are you okay? y ella dice, «¡I'm trying to function, pero I'm mal-funciñando, que es lo que mi mamá siempre me dice, y no puedes ir de la casa, de la casa, de la casa, que tiene que entender que hay cosas que no pueden ser en un día de una persona. Sí, no todo, pero no puedes hacer las cosas, pero lo que es que, ¿qué es ella? ¿Qué es ella? ¿Qué es ella? Sí,

54:48Ronnie Karam: mi día ha sido hectic físicamente, mental, y, de acuerdo, mi abuelo está haciendo nada pero texting me this old charter. Cuando we see his text, He's like, is this charter over now? You okay? Get back to me when you can. Okay, listen, homely man. You are too needy. You need to stop this. You're dating someone three times out of your league, and you need to calm down. She's on a boat. And even if she wasn't, even if you were not a print model for duck vests, she is busy. Stop bugging me while I'm working. That's the most annoying thing is having someone like, oh my God, are you still busy? Why are you calling me?

55:18Ronnie Karam: Why are you calling me? Because I'm cleaning fucking poop specks off of a toilet bowl. That's why. No es que yo me of a Brasil, me of a la gente, me of a la gente, me of a la gente, me of a la gente, leave me alone, a person who's still probably on a hill in Whistler. Yeah, so it's the next morning, last day of Charter, and Jason wakes up and he sees all the melted wax still on the table. It's like, if you're going to pick and choose your battles the night before, at least clean the table, have the table ready, you know, but like all the wax, it was so bad. You do the obvious stuff at least, You have all the counters cleaned, the table cleaned And just like if somebody's coming over And at the last minute you shove everything in a closet Or under a bed, do that Right, the most public facing things That things they're actually going to be using and interacting with Clean that first, you know Hey everyone, this is the end of part one of this recap For part two, keep an eye on your podcast feed It is coming up in just a moment Thanks so much for listening Catch you on the second half ¡Suscríbete al canal!

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