#3320 RHOBH S15E18 Part 2: Book Ends

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1:24Ben Mandelker: Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. There, I said it. Speaking of very deservingly successful sitcom stars, Theo has jewelry. I'm so proud of him. Claire Huxtable's like, I knew Theo could do it. I always believed in Theo. It's Nikki Hilton's jewelry launch party for Theo Gray. That's a stupid name. I'm sorry. Theo Grace Jewelry. And also this jewelry is ugly as fuck.

2:04What is it? Bumblebees on... Golden bumblebees on squares? What is this? Who's buying this?

2:11Ben Mandelker: I blocked it out. I'm sure it's all of Kyle's daughters are buying it. Theo Grace. So we go to the jewelry party at Kathy's house. And she's telling Nikki, Oh, you're so exciting. I'm so proud of you, honey. She's like, Oh my God, mom. the pool looks so good yeah it does my nick my daughter nikki's jewelry line it's named after my two granddaughters it's called theo grace yeah well look i'll keep an eye out for that nikki's like the party starts in five minutes like people are arriving mom it's like yo there's like so much you have to do to put together an event because you got to be thinking about everything because no one else is going to do it the valet the flowers the candles the right lighting you got to put a headband on carol you know the menu helpers waiters bartender making sure that there's a toilet paper making sure your butler's actually alive and well you know if the details aren't perfect it's not gonna happen you're not gonna dare she you know kathy's really an asshole sometimes that she actually sat there and said with a straight face i mean her face can't move but still straight face and said no one else will do this stuff for you cut to carol like you fucking kidding me you're kidding me bitch i don't do anything carol does everything how dare you i also feel like carol never gets to wear clothing that she wants to wear i feel like every day kathy sends her like a look and says like you have to wear this today carol because she always comes in with some outfit that's like sort of crazy look right so today she is wearing like one of those flowery dresses that looks like blue china you know yeah flower china and a headband in her hair what the headband was so weird what are you doing over there carol come on and we know kathy did it because Kathy walks up to a butler with a matching tie.

3:55She's like, oh, you like the tie I got for you, butler person? Yeah, I got you a bow tie, too.

3:59Ben Mandelker: What about that? Kathy is like a walking Project Runway challenge at the midpoint where they're like, okay, designers, a little bit of a twist. You have to put a headband into your look. Oh, my God. Plus size headbands? Oh, this is so difficult. Kathy just walks around with a box of props and she puts them on all of her staff. Okay, so today for your look, You have to wear a flower in your lapel. It shoots water. So now we're in a car with Rachel, Kyle, and Erica. And Kyle's like, how does the street sing? Well, I was just going to say, I missed you guys the other night. Well, how was that? You know what?

4:38It was really nice. Like, we talked about you not going, actually. There was, like, a picture. It was of this lady with really big shoulders. And I don't know. People kept talking about books. Someone dropped a purse. I don't know. Someone ate something called the Tums. I don't know. I don't really believe in eating, but it happened.

4:55Ben Mandelker: I don't know. Amanda said something about fishing in a stream or something like that. She said stream a lot. Oh, yeah? Well, did you talk to... I can tell you that. Someone looked fucking hot. Someone, there was like a rude moment. Like someone literally pulled the dress off of a woman. It was crazy. A little gay man got excited. Yeah, well, did you talk to her before or text her? Tell me everything about what's going on. and they're like, no. It's like, what about you, Erica? Did you text her? She's like, no, I did not. Why not? Because I didn't want to and I didn't feel like it. And that's how I do things that I'm done.

5:34Ben Mandelker: Well, can't argue with that. I didn't want to. Well, she was sort of like, like Erica and I are more than that. Like I expect more than that. Oh yeah, well, I expect more than her calling me the cup fitness. Reserve that for Camille, grandma. Oh, okay. Well, last week you were so proud of bringing this word to America. So. I know. It is funny. Like, Erica really can dish it, but she can't take it. Like, I would think that that would not be the sticking point. So then we have those injuries. Because she has nothing else. I mean, that's the thing. And Kyle is so good at hammering things over and over until the audience is like, well, wait a minute.

6:13Dorit is an asshole. What has Dorit done? Can someone just, she's been late. I get that. I agree with that, that that's shitty. But in a court of law against a housewife, what has she done? She hasn't done anything to these people. That's what's cracking me up about this. Normally, there's something that they can glom onto and come for somebody about. But when she even called you that, it was because you guys were coming for her at dinner. You guys were coming for her at every single event. What has she done? Just someone make me a list. Make it in the comments. I'll read it.

6:47Ben Mandelker: Yeah. And the other car with Bose and Dorit, Bose is like, I was talking to Erica and she told me that she went to Sutton's house. What? And you know what? The thing is, when I talked to her, she said she wanted to get your attention. And so we see a flashback of Bose talking to Erica on FaceTime and she's like, tell me about last night. I was surprised you weren't there. She's like, well, at least now I've got her attention. She's like, girl, you got her attention all right. Back to present. Wow. Congrats. Erica's such a brat. God, she's a fucking five-year-old. You know what I said, I think, multiple times during this?

7:21I cannot wait to see Erica go down. I've been waiting for it for years. Of course, I've been waiting to see Dorit and Pique go down, too. But these lawsuits are coming up, and I'm still rooting against Erica, even though she's been pretty funny this season. But she's just so snotty in her whole, like, I don't care about anybody else. I don't care about anybody else's feelings. Fuck her. Fuck that. And then we'll see when she's like, oh, I just need support. I need support from our girls. Justice for Marco Marco. Hashtag never forget.

7:52Ben Mandelker: So Dorita's saying, to me, the punishment doesn't fit the crime. To me, it's like the ultimate friend betrayal. So now we get to, we're back at the Theo Grace party and people are there and like Rachel shows up and she's saying hi to Nikki. She's like, oh my God, how was Europe? Did you see the ghost in me there? Because that's where I like to live. I live there now. I used to live there. I lived in Tuscany and then I died there. and now there's a ghost to me and this is just a simulation. Did you see me? Oh my God. I'm so jealous. You look so gorgeous. I want to see the jewelry. I want to see everything.

8:23I'm so excited. All I've seen are like terrible golden bumblebees on squares going around. That's my jewelry. It's hot. It's really hot. It's great. You're amazing. You're so amazing. And Kathy goes up to her butler.

8:36Ben Mandelker: She's like, hello, Carlos. He's like, my name is Francis, but that's okay. You look so handsome. It's like, yeah, but not like you. well how fabulous is this tie do you love it and I got you a bow tie too and do you want to put on Carol's headband okay Carol you're wearing the bow tie now Carlos gets the headband you can tell by the hostess knows what she's doing and Kathy fucking Hilton throws the best fucking parties ever the best lunches she's got it she's got it now Erica's like carrying in Tupperware takes it home so Kathy sees Revelino her event coordinator she's like in the future Listen, I don't want every single flower arrangement the same.

9:16It looks like a charity event. It is a charity event. Isn't that? You're throwing for your daughter so that she can pretend she's a jewelry designer. Yeah.

9:26Ben Mandelker: So Erica's like, nobody doesn't like Kathy Hilton. No one. They should all quit their non-jobs. Not even Kris Jenner. So Jennifer walks in and says, oh, hello. Would you like a drink? She says, is that alcohol? I say no it's Machin She goes oh no No no no no No What a beautiful day for a garden party Hello gorgeous girls So everyone's taking pictures It's all nice And Kathy is like trying to get herself ready to smile So she's like She makes this noise And then they make it sound like it reverberates throughout all of Los Angeles And they're like oh there's Kathy again So Amanda comes over to the group and Erica's like, hello, money queen.

10:13Kyle's like, oh my God, your lipstick matches your bag. So they're asking about Dorit's event.

10:18Ben Mandelker: That was so vapid. What a stupid thing to say. What a stupid thing to observe. It's Kyle, and of course, every second she gets, she's like, how was Dorit's thing? How was Dorit's thing? What about Dorit's thing? Oh my God, if you didn't want to go and you're so uninterested, why are you so obsessed? Just leave it, Kyle. Also, Kyle's unwavering dedication to observing people's bags when they walk in her room because that's the first thing she looks at. What sort of bag do they have? Do I have it also in his mind better? So she's obviously like, oh, your lipstick matches your bag. It's like, yes, because you were staring at the bag, Kyle.

10:49Ben Mandelker: We know what you were sizing it up. You want one as well. So Amanda's like, well, I woke up and I was thinking I wasn't going to go to Dorit's thing, but then I remembered. I'm Amanda Francis. I believe in women. My ethos is standing for women on top of mountains. You can do it and not relying on poor people that you met on Robertson Boulevard or you're going to marry just to shut up because I love poor people and women. It's like, oh my god. Okay, Amanda. So more people are saying hi and Kathy's like, oh, was that your bee? That's a cute little bee jewel that you have. She's like, no, no, you gave it to me.

11:30Ben Mandelker: Oh, it's so pretty. It's from you. It's from Nikki's line. It's like, it's pretty. Nikki, look. Someone designed a really beautiful bee. It's mine, mother. I'm giving it to Carlos. Carlos, no more headband for you. You get the V now. Mother. Kathy, he's like, I look at every detail of a party to make sure it's perfect. This party is for jewelry that I haven't looked at. Did you catch me in a lime? You did not. Did you catch me in a honey trap? Maybe. So Erica goes up on FaceTime and she FaceTimes John, the guy that she's been seeing. and he's like, hi, love, what are you doing? You look great.

12:10Ben Mandelker: She's like, thank you. You want to meet my friend Kyle? He's like, not if he's a queer. No, no, Kyle, it's a girl. Oh, okay.

12:19He's like, just call me when you're done. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

12:26Ben Mandelker: So, Amanda, they say hi, and Eric's like, this is my friend Amanda. I don't have to, I don't really, I just have to call her my friend because we're on camera. She's like, hi, we've heard so much about you. And this is by the way, and this is Natalie. And I was like, like, okay, well, thanks, Natalie. Well, yeah, Natalie, that was a great contribution to the conversation out there. Natalie just popped a ping pong out. So that's Natalie. And this is Kyle. Kyle's like, oh, remember me? I did your astrology chart. It's the first time I ever did an astrology chart that just spit out a black and white flag.

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14:45Ben Mandelker: So then Amanda's like, is he officially your man friend? It's like, yeah, he's my official man. And then Kyle's like, um, that was a hard launch, everyone. Hard launch on fleek. You can't say that Erica didn't do anything this season because she actually put a man on FaceTime on the very final episode. And that man was so chuggy.

15:13Anybody who doesn't think that man's a brick house needs to step off the curb, girlfriend.

15:18Ben Mandelker: Oh my God, I wonder if Erica has him on her. Find my... God, that guy's got some riz, am I right? R-I-Z-Z-G-O-D, am I right?

15:34Oh, so they're teasing. Are they coming? I'm just so in love. I'm so, you know, I feel so safe when I'm a John. I sense that there's no pretending or trying. Every, you know, everything softens, and I'm allowed to soften as well. Look at me, soft Erica, who just said she doesn't give a fuck, and she understands why that pasty guy left that stupid bitch to read in the first place. You know, I lived with Tom for 20 years. I swear to God, I was walking on ice every day. So this is like a nice, peaceful rest, which hopefully Tom will be in soon. You see, look at me, softer.

16:04Ben Mandelker: You know, ever since I was with Tom, I've learned so many lessons. You got to aim higher. You can't just go with the crook. That's why I hooked up with Armie Hammer, the cannibal, and now I'm with this guy, Shrek.

16:20Ben Mandelker: By the way, I saw Armie Hammer at Target. I try not to go to Target very much these days, but I had to go to get something. I think it got uncancelled because Giselle's ex-husband, Pastor Holy Horse, said that we've uncancelled Target now. he said that but i think everyone else said why are you declaring this jamal uh everyone was like no it's still on the boycott is still on and just jamal decided i guess he decided he wanted to the papers like guys guess what it's off i don't know my ass is crusty i'm going back to target so you can get on board but i did have to keep using three mark okay i did have to emergency go and then I had a really disturbing moment because I was like wow who is that like tall hot guy and I was like oh my god it's Armie Hammer I was like no is he still hot he was he was hot oh my god see why he was a star like he's he was hot I'm I regret to report to everyone Armie Hammer is hot was he buying a one sauce

17:24Ben Mandelker: a little seasoning i didn't really see what he's buying a dobo he was very chatty with the uh with the the checkout person no i'm sure the only people only people that are required to talk to him i'm sure he's very chatty it's an exciting morning um so uh now all the ladies have now sit down together um because this is the moment where they have to have a group scenes. They're all seated and it's getting awkward. And Jennifer, she announces that she won't be able to stay very long because she had another obligation. Yeah, it's a Louis Vuitton thing. I thought it was another day, but it's today.

18:03So sorry. Sorry I'm leaving the Bumblebee jewelry party to go to a Louis Vuitton thing, but that's just how the cookie crumble all cookie crumble. Hold on me. My friend owns this house. I'm sure it's safe.

18:19Ben Mandelker: so then Dorit and Boz join the ladies and Dorit's like a weaker person would feel intimidated by this display of a lion's den I don't see lions I see cowards because by the way when they walked in she's like look at them a lion's den I'm not afraid I will be the lion slayer I'm not afraid of the lions I'm like no one is looking at Sutton and Kyle and being like look at those lions it's more like look at those i don't know any other animal would actually dragons so she goes over like a really lame animal but it just sounds actually people would be like how dare you call them a yak or something i don't know like you're calling women yaks now well great you're canceled i'm canceling my subscription i was so gentle animal i just love that it's great she's like i don't see lions I see cowards, but the lion was a coward.

19:14And there are sea lions. Very confused, but I'm walking over anyway because I'm a strong woman who's unpoenied. So she goes over and I will say, you know, this is like the fourth or fifth time in a row that she's had to walk up to a table where she knows everybody hates her. And it's going to immediately start yelling at her. And she's like, all right, well, I'm earning that money. You know, you can think whatever you want about Dorit. but she's just like, all right, I'll go sit with these hookers. Just let them yell at me for a while. Let's go. Here we go. Get me a drink.

19:48Ben Mandelker: Let's get back. Let's get back in there. I'm going to be in the lion's den. So she gets her drink. Faye Resnick walks in. Faye's like, hi, everyone. It's Faye Resnick, and I ordered the lacy from the valley haircut. How's everyone doing? well everyone knows the one and only nikki haskell and so we see nikki haskell get nikki haskell on this show everyone's like yay nikki haskell and you know that like four of those women are like who is she it's like i'm sorry he was this lion or as i call her coward coward nikki haskell say to read she's not here to gang up on you she just needs a seat listen certain i'm not taking one moment of your bullshit oh that's nikki haskell oh i'm sorry i'm sorry well nikki haskell do you have an excuse for why you didn't come to my book cover unveiling um i was i don't i don't know you actually oh real convenient nikki Haskell.

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21:10Ben Mandelker: Nikki Haskell, is there anything you can't do? Yep. Is there anything that you won't not eat? There's not. Nikki Haskell is like, she just was like, this poor this this lady she's you know she is blessed to be in to be in a certain age in her life and she just needs a seat she's like oh god gotta sit and listen to these bitches all fight now yeah so jennifer's like okay goodbye have something better to do you're all fabulous people goodbye so she leaves and bows comes over and everyone's congratulating her on her engagement and Dorit comes over and Denise is kind of talking to Dorit a little bit and saying that she's doing fine and stuff.

21:56And they're talking about Bo's wedding for a little bit. So Dorit comes over and she's like, well, the gang is here. Well, hello, gang. Hello, everyone. Hello. And they just all look at her. She's like squinting and crying. Pulsing her throat like...

22:20Ben Mandelker: Denise is like, guys, I gotta go. Charlie's got a premiere. He's starring in the live action remake of Empty Nests. This movie. Gotta go. Diana invited me to be her plus one. Listen, Charlie getting another movie is as least believable as this chick getting a jewelry line. Am I right? All right. Good to see you guys. single-owner. So Kyle's like, Dorit, I heard your event was a success the other night. So as someone who's been in a successful movie franchise called Halloween, I can really appreciate that. I just want to say congratulations. So yeah. It's really great, Coyle. Thank you. Thank you, Coyle.

23:06Ben Mandelker: Good. I hope it's a big success. I hope you can join me in the success seat. Yeah. So Kathy comes over and she's got a little fan and i was like oh my god i didn't know if that was like a fan or a phone that's crazy it's the same thing i said uh um yeah uh julie was louise dreyfus the first time i said i saw her i said are you a fan or a phone it was so awkward when i lifted up her hair and tried to talk into her it's a fan that looks like a phone i was like oh things are getting so here we go let's watch kyle not at all start a fight so later she can say why are you starting a fight with me so kyle goes three can i say something obviously you were hurt the other night at your event and upset okay yes very deeply deeply well even if things were great like it would have been a struggle because i would have really be i would really be killing myself to get there right now and i don't even think you're talking to me still so like we haven't even spoken she goes okay well you both made a choice all three of you did and that's fine that's fine okay well in italy too like i was feeling hurt oh my god kyle can the woman sit down like she just came over and you're immediately starting a fight.

24:13You're so annoying. We do this every single time. She's trying so hard and she gets insta aggressive too.

24:20Ben Mandelker: She's like, so I was feeling hurt. And like you said that you didn't feel supported by me. And like, I've actually always been there to support you because like, whether it was Lucy, the dog, whether it was the burglary, whether it was people accusing you of having a fake accent, by the way, I love how she throws the burglary in between Lucy, Lucy, apple juicy and like fake accent, like two trivial things. and then you throw in the like actually dramatic thing in the middle like i supported you during when you were going through ptsd it's like yeah you should have she was sitting there like shaking on the little bench outside your house and you're getting you're giving yourself a victory lap for for being supportive to your friend who's like in shambles yes and let's not forget lucy lucy apple juice was your story you used to read in that story not the other way around dorit gave that dog away and you forced it on tv and you forced her to fight with vanderpump about it and And you forced Vanderpump to fight with her about it until you got Vanderpump off this show.

25:11So you can try and rewrite this shit as you're trying to do something. Oh, so sweet for Dorit. You used to read as a cudgel. So shut the fuck up about that. And the burglary, you've had five yourself that we've all had to hear for all the years. And then people accusing you of having a fake accent. You were one of those people. You've been making fun of her accent for years. Talking about. Fucking hypocrite, Kyle. That's right. You just said two weeks ago, whatever accent she's going to use. Yeah. What accent is she going to use today? Kyle, you fucking lie.

25:45Ben Mandelker: She's like, I always have had your back. Well, what about my divorce? Well, what about your divorce? Why don't we stay in like the actual, why don't we actually stay in the actual last three years? And you can tell I'm really mad because I'm playing the invisible piano in front of me while I talk. Okay. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Okay, Kyle. Well, we've been trying to support you, all of us. I mean, last year I was really trying to support you. That's why I was sending PK memes, you know. And then this year I've been really trying to support you, which is why I've been trying to make you look crazy so that PK can get the kids into divorce.

26:18Kyle. All of us tried to support you, right, girls? She's like, Kyle, I'm just talking about you. Well, do you understand that, though? Like, it's strange that you're upset with me because, like, every single person in this group has made a comment about what's going on, not just your life, like, each other's lives. It's not you, you know. Like, we're not the sole focus, but, like, you're only upset with me. because you're the one coming out or all the time like you're doing right now you're annoying

26:42Ben Mandelker: every conversation is initiated by you or you're involved that's not true that's just not true it's like you've had a conversation with bose with erica with amanda it's like why do you say that i had it with them instead of that they had it with me or what well how come there's only one common denominator um i don't know what a denominator is but if it has to do with being a successful actress thank you yeah and they had the conversations with you because you brought it up to all of those ladies kyle we saw you do it it's on camera and kyle's like well one common denominator is you because you fought with everybody lately i'm not the enemy nobody hears the enemy it's like oh then stop fucking acting like one kyle it's like oh please we've like done no no different than i was doing it like everybody here like and nobody spoke maliciously including myself, except when I made fun of your accent and called you crazy.

27:32So can someone please speak up and say that? Someone, someone, anyone, anyone. Like she now is yelling for support because she's instructed everybody to come fight with Darie and now nobody's going in with her because she looks like a deranged, aggro, crazy person.

27:47Ben Mandelker: Yes. Erica goes like, yes, yes. She's like, oh my God, for fuck's sake. I want everyone to speak the truth right now. Quit fucking doing this to me. Quit fucking doing this. How many times though, should we do like a flashback to Sutton going out on a limb and confronting Erica four or five years ago? And then Kyle just sitting there like her eyes bulging, not saying a single word. How many times has Kyle disappeared into the anonymity of the herd, right? So Bose is like, well, I usually like to help problem solve situations. This is not the time for that. Right now, Dorita and Kyle, they just need to address their issues with each other.

28:18Ben Mandelker: Anybody else jumping in? Is that just going to muddy the situation? I don't know. I'll just have to go ask. silly so coil you are gossiping and if it's genuine concern why not come to me and erica's like i don't think it's gossip what was that car erica kyle goes what was that erica you want to say it louder so i don't have to do this on my arm uh i don't think it's gossip thank you and son's like oh are we allowed to talk i don't think it's gossip either there i look kyle i'm your supporter too so it's like well it's very simple you try to get your gang together a gang that i was part of for about seven or eight years.

28:53Ben Mandelker: And you try to get your gang together so that you feel like you've got the team members and you've got a clique. And Sutton's like, well, she's not getting the gang together. And if she were, does that mean... Says the gang all together. Yeah. I mean, she's not getting the gang together. Now that you say that, am I in the gang? Am I in the gang? Oh my God, I'm in the gang. Okay, I'm calling. Hold on one second. I'm going to call my mom. Hey, mom, I'm in the gang, finally. Shame on you. My mother just doesn't support me um to read is my friend and like i have her back but also it's like not my place to tell these girls that they're not right this is like clearly yours in the making of issues in their friendship and it's like coming to a head and i am dead it's like a dead head you know what else is coming to a head the hat that xander's wearing it's like so cute on him i love his hat Oh, and what did I do to you, Erica?

29:49Tell me what I did, Erica. She goes, remember what you did to me in Italy at the table? And how low you went? How low she went? Because she said the C word. All the things you said. Tell me, please. Doreen, Erica, first of all, don't talk to me like that. Don't talk to me like that. What did she do? She repeated your name.

30:12Ben Mandelker: Don't talk to you like what? Like that. You can tone it down and we can have a civil conversation. I'm all for civil. Really? Were you civil when you called me a cuck fitness in Italy? Ha! Erika's really grasping onto that one. It's like, Erika, it's a 10-year friendship. It's nine, Dorit. And Dorit is like doing the mental math. Like, what? 10 minus 2 plus 1. Carry the 3. This is nine years. Just trust me on it, Dorit. nine years i thought it was interesting because she pointed out like it's nine years like it's a big diss but in la there's that whole thing about like you have when you're together for 10 years that's when you're really fucked because then you have to you know give more or you have to give more past your nda or whatever i thought it was interesting that erica was like we didn't make it to 10 shut up to eat you know i cannot be shushed two three times your hand in my face left in the town you don't want to hear anything what i'm saying and that's what you get please okay erica you have my undivided attention it's like okay i want you to soften your edges because you know what you can't keep letting us have it one by one all the fucking time which is funny because erica is the one with these sharp cold edges who gives it to everyone all the fucking time yes and she's not dorit just came over here and said hello you guys are the one jumping all over her ass she didn't even say anything to you she didn't even say erica you didn't come to my party until you piped up but i will say i mean dorit has been awfully agitated this this season whether it's deserved or not and um it was kind of funny to me watching her could be like okay you need to settle down okay we've been like we've been dealing with this all season long can you just like pipe down for a second that's basically what she's saying well she's agitated because she comes to the dinner and they're coming after her every time we have It's not like she's just showing up like, hello, bitches.

32:09You know, they're like, Tari, you suck. And then she's like, no, I don't. They're like, why are you mad? Because you just thought I sucked.

32:16Ben Mandelker: She is trying hard to reach you and you're not home and you're not listening to her. And we're all here talking about you. So we're all here talking about your finances because you've made it very, okay, well, that's very interesting, Erika. Because I don't know who you really are. Because one minute you're nice, one minute, and one minute you're not. She's like, oh, okay, good. Okay, alright, this is what we're doing. Suddenly everything's changed overnight. You know that I'm a single mother. I'm hustling my ass off. You know, I've joined the workforce. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm out there.

32:46Ben Mandelker: Rosie the Riveter. And this book cover release was so important and meaningful to me because now I can finally put the porridge on the table for my sweet children so that way they can make it to class. Where they can learn the fine art of plumbing and building things and, I don't know, someday making a name for themselves. That's what I'm doing out here. Do you know what it's like having Christmas Eve, putting cookies out, waking up the next morning, nobody's eaten the cookies or any of the crisps in the pantry? Do you know what that did to Jiggy? Do you know what it did to Jiggy? You'll have to excuse me because Jagger, Phoenix, and I are going to a subway to sing songs together and earn a few dollars.

33:24Ben Mandelker: Sorry. Jack is just finishing up his, we'll work for a beer, sign, going under a freeway. Phoenix has one that says, why lie? I need heroine. Very creative, my children. So Erica's like, okay, all right, all right. She's like, no, we have all this. Okay, all right, that's fine. Say what you want to say. She's like, and you couldn't even pick up the phone to call me, me, a single mother, part of the workforce. No, I could not. I could not. I need a minute. Yeah. To process everything. Okay. And really assess a nine-year relationship. All right, do that. I don't give a fuck.

34:14Erica's just like sitting on a boat with a fishing pole like, I thought Erica was so funny.

34:20Ben Mandelker: I thought this was funny. He's like, okay, fine. Fine. Okay, you do that. You do that. She's like, and you being okay with that with what you did? She's like, okay, I am okay with what I did. Because I feel very firmly in what I did. This is not the guilt. This is not the guilt to a group over here. I'm really cool. It's fine. She's like, no, no, no. Well, I see that you feel that way. Well, yeah, I fucking do. Okay, well, at least now I have a chance to see the real you. Okay, good. Glad you did. We done? Now I can process it. Okay, good. Now the check is done. The check has been delivered and paid and we can leave the restaurant.

34:56Fine. Get the fuck out of the restaurant then. Great. And bon voyage. We've had a good way going away party. Now we throw flowers at you. It's done. All right. It's done. I'm leaving now. Bye. I'm in a car. Turn it on. You can't hear it. It's a hybrid. Fine. You're in a hybrid. Right. I'm backing up now, but you can't hear it. Don't get in the way of the hybrid. I'm leaving. Bye, bitch.

35:21Ben Mandelker: Off to my shift at the factory So Well I'm working here in Allentown Seven and a half cents Doesn't mean a heck of a lot Seven and a half cents doesn't mean a thing But give it to me every hour Every hour, 40 hours a week That's enough for me to be living Like a queen Do you know how much my feet hurt From sliding down the back of that Brontosaurus at the end of the day You're not in the Flintstones Then why do stakes tip my car over? That's just PK. I wasn't going to go there.

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37:12Alright well if you've got something to say You should say it right fucking now You want me to say more? No not really

37:19Ben Mandelker: Well you did say that you didn't come to the cover reveal party Because you wanted to get my attention Yeah and I got it don't I Erica You would have gotten it by picking up the fucking phone Oh the phone Is it a phone or a fan am I right guys? Remember that callback and then Erica. Do you remember the time Kyle tried to fan herself with that girl from Seinfeld? We were both on Mussy TV on the same night. Excuse me. I was on ER. You have nothing else to say. That's right. Good. We're good. Okay. Oh, yeah. We're good. We're good. Okay, guys. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. If this is who Erica is now, I don't really want that friendship.

38:09Ben Mandelker: I don't really want a friend who can turn their back so quickly when you are the lowest point of your life. Oh, so she's like, anything else that I need to hear that I haven't ruined? Because I'm done talking about this. Okay, well, I'm going to get a drink. This was very something. Well, unproductive is what it was. Fucking painful is what it was. You know what? But I think like a lot of this is not what you're saying. It's how you're saying it. Like you need to be hotter. Maybe you could like sing it to the tune of happy birthday. Xander, that's so good. It's too annoying to have a conversation with her to be honest.

38:46Ben Mandelker: It really is. I think that like if Kyle says, I'm concerned because you seem different and you seem like this and you seem that, that'd be more effective. Thanks, Rachel, for weighing in on this after the fact. You could have like, could have helped her along beforehand. Okay. Yeah. I think Rachel's probably like the audience at this point. Like, this is so stupid. What are you guys even fighting about? Wrap it up, you know? And so Kyle's like, this year has been filled with difficult moments, but like a lot of really beautiful moments too. And then we see Kyle's ending montage where she's very, you know, she's very upset that, you know, here she is this point in her life and she just doesn't know what's going on.

39:26And where's her husband? And her kids are going to be gone. Kyle. Go get on the bull with Morgan and shut the fuck up. I'm not buying. I'm still not buying it. I'm not watching this. So, yeah, we see shots of Alexia's wedding and everything.

39:41Ben Mandelker: Which Dorit was at, by the way. Yeah, the question was whether or not Dorit was actually going to go because she was invited, but she did go. In the end, Dorit did show up for Alexia's wedding, but Kyle and Dorit have not spoken since. And while Kyle and Mo did not end up sharing a room at the wedding, neither are ready to pull the trigger on a divorce. so Kyle says she forgives and forgets and doesn't hold a grudge ever which is hilarious Lisa Vanderpump's like just laughing somewhere like magic Rachel's like oh my god I do I hold a grudge forever I love grudges yeah we know we've seen how you feel about Brad Koreski so her whole thing is that things with Roger been improving and she's been sort of debuting a new romance on the red carpets but not by the valet stands.

40:33Ben Mandelker: Could you believe Raj made out with a girl in a valet stand? Like, I die. I die. Yeah, that's the thing in Beverly Hills because PK got caught by a valet stand. Mauricio got caught by a valet stand. Roger got caught. They're all at valet stands. That's when you really get horny. It's like someone's bringing around that car. Erica's like, she don't want to be my friend. She doesn't understand that I'm frustrated with her. It's fine. Whatever. I don't fucking care. This group is lost. I'm sad there's distance between Darie and I, but I'm fine. You know, things resolve themselves when they're supposed to.

41:07Ben Mandelker: Her thing is that her $25 million trial is starting up this month. It may have already started. I don't know, but like it's starting in April. But you know what though? She's in a good relationship and she also has her new DJ career as DJ Pretty Mess. Yeah. So I'm sure that's going to go great. And Bose is like, well, I think it's clear as mud. I'm not talking about the diamond Keeley gave me. I don't really even know what's going on now. And so Bose is going to try another round of IVF while planning two weddings on two different continents. She and Keeley are still searching for a bit part for Keeley to play on television.

41:46That's not this show. But Keeley's yet to get his own drawer.

41:51Ben Mandelker: Then Sutton says, I'll be back. I'm going to go aerate the yard some more, everyone. Which is funny because I think she means she's going to walk around in her stilettos. They're going to aerate the yard. But it sounds like she's, in a weird way, it just sounds like she's going to go fart somewhere. Sutton says, Sutton is working on making Sutton Brown official and keeping her zen mentally and keeping away from vodka, LOL, while she struggles with her empty nest. Sutton finds solace in her gang of pets and Reba. it also sort of sounds like Sutton's trying to wean herself off of Empty Nest reruns and so she's watching Reba reruns instead she's like I found a new sitcom that I really like I'm out of Reba's so I'm on a happy happiest place I love that they're making the alcohol a part of her ending when we just saw her drinking a giant glass of vodka she's really working on staying away from that alcohol so then Amanda's like Sutton I'll bring you your sunglasses okay well Sutton and Sutton and Amanda just go home Sutton's gonna go aerate the yard more that's her last line and Amanda's like here's your sunglasses so then we see that Amanda and Eddie legally tied the knot in a civil service on 9-9-25 and we see the ceremony and um for the richer or poorer part Amanda's like come we're gonna need to say richer for richer.

43:15Yeah.

43:16Ben Mandelker: And even like her man is like, Amanda, please not right now. It's like, can we just do this? So then Nikki and Kyle are talking and Nikki's like, oh my God, you guys have been fighting for so long, but I'm gonna go to dinner. I got bored watching all the old ladies fight. Kyle's like, no, no, don't leave. No, no. But you're my relevance. So then Sutton and Boz and Dorit are like sitting together and son's like hey may i join you so i didn't really get to have my fight earlier and i was wondering if i could do my fight now so dream i just want to speak to you for a second if that's okay she's like sure okay well i know you don't care to speak to me and you've made that very evident look notice how i made myself the victim to me bailing on your party yes but do you want to explain to me what happened at rachel's and why you told me you're going to hate me forever ever it's like it was a joke she's just she's such an idiot like is she really this stupid or is she just this annoying sutton you are not a victim she was totally kidding with you she said at the time she was kidding she's like it's a juke and she's like well you didn't say it in a joking way it's a juke for crying out loud sutton she's like well it hurt my feelings just then you you know what, Sutton?

44:37I'm very sorry. I'm going to give you sucking on a lozenge face. I'm very sorry, Sutton. I deterred your face. Well, you know, that didn't even seem like you are sorry for it. Oh, Sutton, you come to her, you get an apology. The apology is not good enough. You have a fit and go pretend to cry.

44:54Ben Mandelker: Just go. Yeah. So she's like, you know, I really shouldn't worry about Dorit's dismissal because it's not like she's living this great life that I want to be part of it. But if Teree just wants to be on this island with Bows and Rachel who say yes and touch their hair and hold their hand, that's fine. Because I'll be on an island where I do that to Kyle. And my island's better. Okay, fine. Yeah. And I like that she kind of got mad. She kind of showed the real setting when she's like, well, I don't care about Teree's dismissal because, I mean, her life sucks. Which harkens back to her. Maybe you should get a wallet.

45:28Maybe you should fight with the wallet that fits. You know, she's like, why would I want to be friends with this poor bitch? I don't care. You do care though Because you're following her around everywhere No one cares Sutton So Dorit's like I need to get back to my kids Which is what I say now For everything I need to get back to my kids

45:46Ben Mandelker: I'm gonna go Um and so then Dorit's like and you're wondering About why I didn't Come to your thing okay Because she says I'm sorry Dorit says Sutton what you have to say is irrelevant To me you've had a lot of chances She goes, oh, and you're wondering why I didn't come to your party. She goes, ah, you are out of lives. What? I'm out of lives. I'm out of lives. What does that mean? Doree threatened to murder me. You know? I'm trying to apologize. I'm trying to get an apology, and Doree murders me. Right there. I'm dead. You're nine lives. Nine lives. Everyone. Everyone's going to... All the cats are dead.

46:23Ben Mandelker: I've taken all their lives. They're all done. No more kids. There are no cats in America. You're nine lives. They're done. And she's like, but... I'm not a cat. Oh, God, Sutton. Jesus Christ. Unbearable. So the ladies are watching this from downstairs. You know, of course. Kyle's like, ah. And Nikki says, this is like a car crash. Sutton's like, why do I want to be your friend when I see how you're treating two great friends? She goes, just go, Sutton. It's like, I've witnessed you treat your friends like they're Alzheimer's. She goes, I'm dead serious now. I'm not interested. No soliciting. She's like, I'm not interested in resolution.

47:00Ben Mandelker: Well, you really need to check on yourself. Sutton, I know you need a moment, but I'm not interested in it. Like, I know you're trying to have a little moment here for the season finale, but, like, you miss your chance. She's like, so basically Dorit's just sounds like, well, I don't need a moment. I'm walking out the door, girl. She's like, okay, goodbye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Yeah. Love the bow. Because Sutton's got this big, huge bow on the back that looked like wings. I know. and Rachel's like yeah I actually really do love the bow though she goes I do too it was a joke what is wrong with this kiss one thing I've realized about friendships ones that I have in this group there's real history and there's real love and it's fractured and I don't know where we go from here all I know is anything can change ask me again in six months but for real I don't know where we go from here I don't know how to get home can anyone drive me here?

47:56Ben Mandelker: I'm lost where are we right now what is this where are my shoulder boots the roads are so confusing in bel-air I need an uber

48:11and that's the end Dorit's book is set to release in June 2026 while her divorce is still pending she lost dead weight in both her relationship and friendships and loves being unbooted

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