#3362 Below Deck Down Under S04E15 Part Two: Battle Barbie

0:00Ronnie Karam: If you work in university maintenance, Grainger considers you an MVP because your playbook ensures your arena is always ready for tip-off.

0:08Ben Mandelker: And Grainger is your trusted partner, offering the products you need all in one place, from HVAC and plumbing supplies to lighting and more. And all delivered with plenty of time left on the clock, so your team always gets the win.

0:22Ronnie Karam: Call 1-800-GRAINGER, visit grainger.com, or just stop by. Grainger, for the ones who get it done. Support for this podcast is brought to you by Walden University. Ever catch yourself thinking, what if I could go after what I actually want and really make a difference?

0:39Ben Mandelker: You're not alone. And that's exactly why I want to tell you about Walden University. For over 50 years, Walden has helped working adults like you get the W with the knowledge and skills to build the future you want and make a difference where it matters most.

0:52Ronnie Karam: If you've been waiting for the right moment, this is it. Head to waldenu.edu and take the first step. Walden University. Set a course for change. Certified to operate by Shev.

1:32Ben Mandelker: Watch What Crappens recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

1:40Ronnie Karam: Get to Daisy's room. Daisy's like, Janna, can I talk to you in my room for a second? Now, listen, I've had a lot of bullshit the last few days, but I really don't like how negative I'm being. So I want Barbie, Barbie's going to be here, and I want us to make a really big effort towards Barbie. And you need to lead by example. All right, we're going to be the dream team she's like well a loving kindness throughout the world as long as she doesn't touch one of my men we'll be fine with that so you're saying i should have my rustic face on got it

2:13Ben Mandelker: so then uh so anyway eddie's arriving with barbie and daisy's rower in the mess and daisy's like can you come up with me? He's like, anything for you? And Daisy starts texting Fraser to be like, who the hell is this Barbie? And Daisy's like, hey, fries, I see you've worked with Barbie before. She's my new stew. And he's like, not my favorite employee. She's stubborn. Good worker, though, which is Fraser code for fucking bitch. I hate her to death. She's terrible and she's not a good worker.

2:48Ronnie Karam: He couldn't just write terrorist and leave it at that.

2:51Ben Mandelker: Oh, no.

2:53Ronnie Karam: Ah, Daisy hated her. And Joao's like, oh, gosh, oh, no. So now Joao is greeting Barbie and hugs her. He's like, hello, nice to meet you. She's like, okay, well, I'm sweating now. Thanks. Thanks for the sweat hug. Hi. I'm Daisy. I'm here to help you with your bug. Okay. Actually, we pronounce them beg. Really? All right. Well, here we pronounce them bug.

3:18Ben Mandelker: Wait, one of you is talking about begging. and the other one's talking about bugging. Which one is it? Oh, shut up, Ben. Are you even here? Who said that? It was me doing my Ben impersonation. I'm here. Shut up, Joao. So Barbie introduces herself to Jason. She makes her round. She says hello to people and everything. And then Daisy's like, oh yeah, Barbie, this is the Gali. In case you couldn't tell, it's the kitchen. And this is Jenna, Jenna, this is Barbie. Say hi, Jenna. Jenna's like, ah. Like really giving her a stink eye. Yeah.

3:51Ronnie Karam: And then Barbie sees Ellie and they scream at each other. They're coming. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? It's you. You knew she was coming. You both knew she was coming. Why are you guys acting like you're so surprised?

4:13Ben Mandelker: Like, I'm your roommate. Are you sous chef? Yes. Well, technically executive chef, but that's okay. You can call me sous chef. Oh, wow.

4:19Ronnie Karam: that's amazing congratulations yes i love that she didn't even say that she just took it she was like i'm your roommate are you sue chef yes yeah okay okay just take that well how are you uh my little uh my little uh jujube judional digital that's how you pronounce that general general

4:39Ben Mandelker: candy candy canker sore so they they hug and just like bobby is a beautiful girl And Barbie's like Yeah she has massive resting bitch face Girl hates me

4:53Ronnie Karam: I'm sure she gets a lot of attention

4:56Ben Mandelker: Yeah you know like in cartoons Where you're like they hate you and then they look at you And like red shoots out of their eyes Like not really but Sure I get what you're trying to say

5:06Ronnie Karam: You do your job Keep your distance and that's mine And that's mine And then we see little clouds pop up with Ben and Eddie And I was like wait Eddie Wait are you still keeping Eddie And then we find out why later He doesn't deserve a bubble So Daisy takes Barbie to the cabin And she's like you'll be sharing with Ollie You know each other which is great So there's your uniform you want to get charged So now we go back To the galley And Ben's like oh Jedda Cool down it's gonna be alright I promise She's like what's your man calling that She's stewing He could just see her stewing Oh no

5:46Ben Mandelker: as opposed to actually stewing which is what she should be doing so then uh barbie and ellie are in their room and barbie's like like barbie's like oh my god me and ellie have the same shoes that's my girl yes and and then we alicia and the guests are on the fishing boat i thought alicia wasn't going i mean i remember that she was on the fishing boat but she she just told them she wasn't going fishing but she's fishing after all it's a wahoo oh maybe they said is she gonna actually fish like hold the pole and she wasn't gonna do that guys i cleared it up i'm so glad

6:19Ronnie Karam: i got to the bottom of this i'm having a crisis thank god i'm gonna get my sleep tonight so back to the yacht daisy and barbie are by the bar and uh they're doing a tour and all that good stuff joao is talking to eddie about her and eddie's like oh she lives in miami but she's from argentina i'm gonna go there soon yeah south africa's off the cars you know south america's back on oh you're like a little fucking walking hormone mate this is and uh daisy's showing uh her around and where the decorations are it's like oh my god that is my favorite part of the

6:54Ben Mandelker: boat right there yes tablescapes i'm in i know i'm really good at my job that's why i got fired and that's something like i'm sure of like my last chief stew was fraser um and that was hard and we see uh one of their classic moments where barbie is like i just feel like you don't really appreciate me. That attitude will not fly. You're like not making me feel phenomenal. You're treating me like I'm this bitch. You're a bitch to me. Anyway, he hated me.

7:22Ronnie Karam: But he was just such a perfectionist. And like, he did teach me a lot. You know, one of my goals this season, I really want a good relationship with my chief stew. Okay. So thank God she's not a really mean gay guy. Because Daisy's my chief stew. And she's, she's going to be my friend. We're going to be best friends yes me and daisy oh i can't wait to talk to her about eyebrows i'm like girl you're only

7:43Ben Mandelker: going to be here for one charter and a half and then the season's over so like let's relax and

7:48Ronnie Karam: she's gonna come make her mark too i love that she came right in she's like who am i gonna fuck with all right let's get them come on yep one day at the office boys let's get this done

8:00Ben Mandelker: oh is that my water that's your water love i mean shit i mean that's your shit i mean oh god Honey pot. Put another bean in the honey pot. Love muffins. Ah, another bean. Oh my god. Mucky mustard face. Ah, no, that's another bean. That last one wasn't very nice. Well, it got away from me sometimes. It just happens. Sorry, though.

8:21Ronnie Karam: I really do owe you an apology, my little lemon meringue lateral palperal raffi. Oh, Another bean. Another bean.

8:33Ben Mandelker: My dewy deltoid. Oh, what? Another bean.

8:41Ben Mandelker: So Alicia is coming back. She alerts them that she's coming back with a big fish. And meanwhile, Ellie is in the galley. Ellie is saying, like, Have you addressed Daisy about raising her voice with me in the crew mess? And he's like, Well, I spoke to her today about it a little bit in the morning, and I think we've learned from it or whatever. So anyway, I think we can move on. She's like, what? What is it that I've learned from it? What have I done? She's like, oh, well, she's learned not to touch the food. Like, that's a lie. There was no talk about that.

9:14Ronnie Karam: Oh, okay, you stood up for me. Yeah, thank you, Ben. Thank you for standing up for me. Just pick your battles wisely, all right? Because they're in a position to make our lives very, very difficult, and I've been there before, So just please, we need them on our side. But I did try. I did try. I said, Ellie, Daisy, women, what are you going to do? And then I came back inside. I hope that works. I hope that works.

9:44Ben Mandelker: So anyway, Barbie's preparing the dinner table and Jenna heads out there. And Jenna's like, hi, dad. Barbie's like, I'm good. How are you?

9:53Ronnie Karam: I'm good.

9:53Ben Mandelker: What's your name again?

9:55Ronnie Karam: Jenna.

9:55Ben Mandelker: Oh, so Jenna, tell me who's in a relationship here.

9:58Ronnie Karam: She's like, um, so Ellie and Joao had a thing, but then Joao ended it with Ellie, and then me and Eddie were like, actually, like, a thing, which was like fun.

10:06Ben Mandelker: She's like, Eddie, the one who picked me up, the one who's like going to quote-unquote Argentina. Yeah, but I cut it off of him because I got too serious too soon, and then like Ben and I were like planning or something like that, but like those rumors that got started that like me and Joao were doing something, so it's like me and Joao, but like also like me and Eddie, but like also like me and Ben and things like that. It's like it's a lot of situations. I guess I'm, I kind of like the talk of the talk.

10:26Ronnie Karam: Yeah, she ends it with, Nah, I'm the talk of the time, you could say. And she's like, okay, but does Eddie feel some kind of way that Ben's hitting on you? She's like, I don't know. I don't know what that is. So you didn't talk to him? I mean, does he know? I'm pretty sure he knows. Did you hear me say I'm the talk of the time? Everybody knows. And it's time to keep it respectful, you know?

10:48Ben Mandelker: And like Jenna's like smiling proudly. Like yeah all the boys Like me I got all the boys tied up on this boat

10:57Ronnie Karam: Good luck toots Yeah

10:59Ben Mandelker: Barbie's like I just got here Like I want to be nice right Because like that's my new thing Also another new thing of mine My big but I'm like trying to be nice And like Jenna definitely loves herself Not a fan

11:14Ronnie Karam: Yeah so Now Barbie meets Alicia And they talk about how they shouldn't shake hands because fish smell just never goes away am i right okay murder maybe stop murdering them so then uh daisy asked barbie to move into laundry jenna and ben meet up at the bar and ben's like what are you up to what's going on she's like i'm busy i'm busy with work how's the table sometimes they're talking about me he's like well you know you didn't like it when you when i said that thing earlier yes you're all right and we see earlier today ben saying get someone else for Joelle to hit on. And so she's like, Well, no, I don't like how Ellie's made up a few friends about me.

11:54Ronnie Karam: That's what I don't like.

11:56Ben Mandelker: But she said that you were all over each other. And we see the hot tub, et cetera. Jenna's like, Oh, yeah?

12:03Ronnie Karam: Like, you can see it from that camera?

12:05Ben Mandelker: She's like, I don't know.

12:06Ronnie Karam: Well, there's nothing going on between me and Joelle, so I don't know why it's so interesting for her.

12:11Ben Mandelker: She's like, well, because she has a history with him, and it's got nothing to do with me, but I do like you, and I think you're a cool girl, all right? I do.

12:19Ronnie Karam: Thank you.

12:20Ben Mandelker: Did you say thank you, or did you say excuse me?

12:23Ronnie Karam: Baguette.

12:25Ben Mandelker: Baguette? I really don't understand what you're saying.

12:29Ronnie Karam: La-ding-yang. Dun-ding-dun. All right, that's just a ringtone from a ring camera. All right, now you're just fucking with me. Dun-ding-dun.

12:38Ben Mandelker: Wait a second. Do you have a dot matrix printer behind you?

12:43Ronnie Karam: Yeah.

12:48All right.

12:49Ronnie Karam: Now you're just making cyber noises. All right. Just stop. All right. I like when old guys hit on really young girls and they think they're being so cool. He's like, yeah, all right. Well, I just want you to know, you know, I think you're a cool girl, right? Yeah. Okay, dad. You know, could you wait in the back parking lot? You're embarrassing me. So now we go to the galley and Ben's talking to Ellie. and she's like, how's it going out there? I don't know. You know, I went and spoke to Jenna and was it true? Were they all over each other in the hot tub? That's how it looked. Like they were like in the corner of the hot tub, you know, cornering.

13:26Ronnie Karam: You know what you do in corners? Come on. Finger in hole, finger in hole. Well, you know, you've got to be careful with your words because now I feel a bit silly. You know, it's fine. We're going to get over. I told her I'd take her friends to the roller skating rink later. It'll all work out. It's fine.

13:43Ben Mandelker: We're going to see someone in Buster and Dave, I guess. I don't know.

13:47Ronnie Karam: It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial. Lately, I've been more intentional about what I wear day to day, and I'm leaning into pieces that feel easy and comfortable, but still put together. It just makes getting dressed simpler. Quince has been my go-to. The fabrics feel elevated, the fits are clean, and everything just works without needing to overthink it.

14:11Ben Mandelker: Quince has all the wardrobe staples for spring. Think 100 % European linen shorts and shirts from$34. Lightweight, breathable, and comfortable, but still look put together and clean in 100 % Pima cotton tees with a softness that has to be felt, Ronnie.

14:26Ronnie Karam: Their pants also hit that same balance, relaxed and comfortable, but still polished enough to wear pretty much anywhere.

14:32Ben Mandelker: Everything is priced 50 % to 80 % less than what you'd find at similar brands. And Quince works directly with ethical factories and cuts out the middlemen, So you're getting premium materials without the markup. Let me tell you something. That Mongolian cashmere sweater that I got from Quince, that is like a real icebreaker at parties. Because when people ask me about that sweater, I'm like, oh, I got it at Quince. They're like, oh, my God, I have one from Quince, too. And then we bond. You actually would never think a Mongolian cashmere sweater could be such a bonding thing. But it is a lovely, luxurious item.

15:01Ronnie Karam: Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to Quince.com slash crappens for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash crappens for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince dot com slash crappens.

15:24Ben Mandelker: Hey, this is Adam Grant, host of TED's podcast, Rethinking with Adam Grant. Have you heard of Bill? It's the intelligent finance platform that uses AI to help you avoid costly errors and optimize cash flow. In fact, Bill reports that over 90 of the top 100 U.S. accounting firms trust them to manage, move, and maximize money, proven by over a trillion dollars in secure transactions. Eliminate the friction and start scaling with the proven choice. Visit Bill.com slash Proven to talk with an expert about automating your business finances and get a$250 gift card as a thank you. That's Bill.com slash Proven.

15:57Ben Mandelker: Terms and conditions apply. See offer page for details.

16:05Ben Mandelker: so now uh daisy's telling the ladies to get into their blacks for dinner it's an around the world theme and uh jenna is putting down a runner on the table and she's like look how cute this is barbie's like i don't like it do you like this i think it looks bad it's bad it's stupid okay

16:22Ronnie Karam: it's stupid i don't like it she's like well do what you want do it okay it's like yeah okay You're afraid of doing what you are. Whatever. Like, I have the freedom to get whatever guy I want on this boat. I've got all the guys so you can have the table, grandma. What's that? She's like, okay, fine. I'm going to make this look decent because right now it looks like a slut did it. Like a totally stupid, into-her-self slut. Okay, so I'm going to redo it. So she does it. And Jenna walks away. And she's like, very insane. That girl's very insane. So now Joao and Daisy are talking. And she's asking for a shoulder rub.

16:55Ronnie Karam: And he's like, oh, so hard to do it. clothes on ha ha ha would you like to take them off ha ha ha ha i'm joking i'm joking it's just your zimperlets that are in the way there but anyway so they're doing this in the crew mess

17:08Ben Mandelker: and ellie can hear it in the galley and she's like oh god it's just it's like i'm starting to feel like he's actually taunting me like i mean i'm not so much sure i'm not sure how much longer we can actually go on like this so ellie basically is like ben close the door please so he closes the door and joelle's like huh well that's a change he's like really upset about it because he's already feeling a certain sort of way i can't even go in there and now the door is closed oh

17:36Ronnie Karam: um now guests are going to dinner everybody loves the decorations and ben is like okay you can open the door back up they're all good now so they open the door and they start uh he teaches her how to chop sushi you don't push the blade in you let the blade do all the work okay i didn't

17:53Ben Mandelker: know that i've never chopped sushi so there you go let it do the work yeah um so then we had jenna and barbie cleaning and jenna is saying like like it's so embarrassing the other guy was so green

18:06Ronnie Karam: and you come along you take initiative it's like oh my god that's so good and um then you know the

18:13Ben Mandelker: they're eating the tuna that they had last night, by the way, because the sushi is of the tuna the wahoo that they had and so they all love it, I think it's the best they've ever had, as usual you know, so then Jenna and Eddie are by the bar, and Jenna's like

18:27Ronnie Karam: how's your day?

18:28Ben Mandelker: and he's like how's my day? it's actually been really good, yeah

18:33Ronnie Karam: I'm so happy with that

18:34Ben Mandelker: it's like yeah, there's an extra one of you guys now which is real nice, and he says it in a way kind of like, I got another shot at a lady

18:41Ronnie Karam: so the music yeah another one of you so ha ha it's like yeah so she's also being flirty with

18:49Ben Mandelker: eddie now again because ben put her on the spot and she didn't really love that moment so now she's like suddenly looking at eddie nicely again yes and then also um barbie mentioned

18:59Ronnie Karam: riding over with eddie or whatever who knows what jenna's thinking but either way it's pretty insecure so um they and it's insecure over eddie like really you're fine look at what you're trying

19:12Ben Mandelker: to get here eddie or ben i mean yeah admittedly there's like a shot like in very shortly of eddie in budgie smugglers and i'm like he really he actually really is like low-key very hot but his personality just so dull i was gonna say you can't fuck personality you know yeah Yeah, it really negates it, huh?

19:31Ronnie Karam: Yeah, he's just, the personality just kills it for me. The whining and the, ugh. So they go to the galley, and they're ready to serve. And Ben's like, are we ready? Daisy, the chef wants it served like this at 2 o 'clock with the bone. She goes, oh, really? The way we've done it the whole time. Okay, thank you, Ollie.

19:50Ben Mandelker: All right, all right, my little muffin mandibles. sorry another bean in the pot let's calm down just serve the food so they serve the food and Daisy's like Jesus fucking Christ okay alright alright so the food goes up and Vinod is like I think we have to be transported out of here do you provide transportation to the cabins get it

20:20Ronnie Karam: oh hi Kim here this has been incredible food and trust me I did the Yonville like Michelin star crawl, guys. I'm Kim.

20:31Ben Mandelker: I've been to Napa. Okay. Do you know that Napa spelled backwards is a pan? Isn't that hilarious? I'm Kim.

20:41Ronnie Karam: A pa-pan. Pa-pan. It's a pa-pan. That's the kind of pan that you use in Napa. Pretty intense. Two handles, double handles. Easier to get off the flame. so they cut to the galley and ellie and ben are celebrating because they did it and now uh we ellie's peeking out into the crew mess and she sees joao and she's like oh thank you for toning it down it was really distracting and he goes oh we didn't tone it down the door was closed i came

21:12Ben Mandelker: joao but the thing is this when joao says that he says it in such a cold way it was like the real joao that we initially met it's like see he's still in there he didn't like still there

21:22Ronnie Karam: he does he doesn't like eyes he's like oh yeah we didn't turn it down the door was closed idiot

21:28Ben Mandelker: yeah because he doesn't like because he's had this whole manufactured like i don't even know what to say to girls anymore oh no i'm self-conscious about my body he's like this sweet charming gentlemanly joao rakish a rakish charm but really he's like wow you closed the that means like you see who i really am and i don't like that and so he's like icy cultiver

21:53Ronnie Karam: yeah but also ellie's ridiculous like oh thank you for toning it down like meaning the massage right is that what she was saying i think she meant the noise the noise thank you for turning down the noise she was like oh god thank you for i mean you and daisy toning it down that was really

22:08Ben Mandelker: distracting in here okay yeah i mean admittedly ellie has caused a lot of trouble and joao has every right to also be annoyed with her and to be frosty with her it's not like it's not just that but i just think it's so funny that he is and in every in every difficult situation all season long he has been still kind of like chuckley and like hey we don't do that but here he just gets so angry and i just feel like i feel like he's angry because i kind of feel like ellie sort of has his number two yeah well you know she won't let him get off with just being the nice guy and like oh it just didn't work out.

22:43Ben Mandelker: Like she's not letting him have his nice guy moment.

22:45Ronnie Karam: Well, it's like we always say, you know, in things like Vanderpump rules, when people like Jax are like, I'm going to therapy. And I always say that's so dangerous because people like that never are going to therapy to learn anything about themselves anyway. They're only going to learn how to do what they want to do and make it seem more palatable to everybody else. They learn a different language. They learn therapy language so that they can get out of things easier. And I think that people like Joao, yeah, it's like, it just makes the mask stronger you know because or in this case even if it wasn't therapy it's like seeing yourself on tv and reading all the things about you it's like okay this this pisses people off i'll pretend not to be like this anymore but then you see do you still see that mask slip every once in a while where he gets those eyes and he's like we didn't turn it down

23:33Ben Mandelker: idiot uh so yeah exactly so then people are getting into beds and daisy and joao are in their bunk and daisy's like i think it's a it's a really really interesting thing that barbie's walked into and she was like yes ellie's gonna latch onto her she won't even have fucking space to breathe so you didn't think or take offense to anything by me sitting in the jacuzzi with jenna did you she's like what i was there no jenna's my friend you're my friend so i'm friend

23:56Ronnie Karam: zoned i'm friend zimmed now huh wow oh god we've cuddled ones come on gary he's like i know ha ha You know, Daisy, Daisy's like a book. She's not very easy to read. And Daisy's like, you know, I've heard a bit about Joao's reputation. Well, you know, sometimes the way she looks at me, I see vulnerability. Just a glimpse of it now and then. Boner. Oh, God, I love vulnerability. Vulnerability. Delicious.

24:27Ben Mandelker: Of course, those feelings are there. But the whole him and Ellie thing, I'm just willing to look past that. I'm not going to sit here and lie and not pretend like it's affecting how I'm feeling. But does Daisy actually like me? I don't know. I'm just a joelle.

24:44Ronnie Karam: Well, that must have been a terrible cuddle then. She's like, har har har har. Har har har har. So the next morning... What was that?

24:55Ben Mandelker: Keep it down in the... Close the door!

24:59Ronnie Karam: Close the door! so ellie and barbie's cabin uh they're talking about her first day and barbie's like oh my god what drama is going to happen tonight oh lord i definitely have got the like total drama already but i'll tell you i'll let you know this afternoon you know it's just so much to unpack

25:17Ben Mandelker: yeah you'll have to give me the rundown later so ellie says i'm so relieved to have barbie on board because i haven't felt like i could really trust anybody because everybody's so gossipy and i never and know what they're actually thinking and they've really been meeting a friend. So Barbie is like, yeah, we can't help but be dramatic and perfect. It's not our fault. So then there's like some eggs that are being made and now we go to the crew mess

25:41Ronnie Karam: and Jenna is like, have a thing this morning, daddy. Feel a little bit better.

25:46Ben Mandelker: He's like, better than what?

25:49Ronnie Karam: Yesterday, remember, because you were sad because I dumped you?

25:52Ben Mandelker: Oh, yes.

25:54Ronnie Karam: That was good yesterday. I was fine yesterday. day she's like but now you can be better right now you can be better yeah and so barbie is like uh how was everything when you woke up this morning she's like great great everything was great i'm glad you guys got to bed early well where do you want me so they're assigning everybody so daisy serves breakfast and now it's betul's time with the anchor dun dun dun will she do it will everybody on board die no she does great she's great she's fine she does it she's like doing the calls for

26:24Ben Mandelker: the first time i'm feeling nervous but when i get nervous i am struggling and talking and like at same time if i'm nervous and struggling and talking english and double trouble they're like okay but whatever so it she barks it's great she does great and you know what i could have

26:37Ronnie Karam: butul on every season just doing exactly what she's doing in this season i love that she's like on a different show than everybody else she's just there to work she's just there to work she's so nice i love her energy and i love her going to watch telenovelas and stuff like i think we just need this on everyone just put the tool on every single edition yeah she's lovely i was thinking

26:57Ben Mandelker: that too like the tool is really so lovely i think she really just genuinely wants to help she doesn't want to cause drama she like wants to grow she's trying to like prove you know that she is worthwhile against sort of like old-fashioned concepts of what a woman should be like she's like fighting for great things and so naturally she gets no screen time they're like but are you interested in eddie okay well we'll check in on you in three weeks yeah so now ellie and barbie's cabin um

27:28Ronnie Karam: barbie's like oh my god what's that girl's name jenna god she gave me a weird look when i first got here like when i hugged you she looked like oh my god like do you have some shit with her

27:36Ben Mandelker: what's going on with that girl yeah there's a lot to unpack with that one yeah because there's like something about her and then like she was like i'm gonna talk of the town around here because this guy wants me and this guy wants me and this guy wants me i'm like girl do you even have a big I don't think so.

27:49Ronnie Karam: She's out of her fucking mind. I'm like, okay, humble. Well, Gemma and Joao, two biggest snakes. I put him in his place a couple of charters ago with a nice lemon meringue cake. And ever since, he's been on the mission to get me.

28:06Ben Mandelker: Well, I'm always team Ellie, of course. Yes, heck yes. So... We just had to Joao bumping his head.

28:13Ronnie Karam: I told you, don't fuck with Ellie, buddy.

28:18Ben Mandelker: Jenna is not a humble person, and it's not actually all about you. I will respect her as my quote-unquote superior, but maybe I'll just flirt with Eddie and piss her off, because, like, why not?

28:29Ronnie Karam: I'm going to hook up with everybody. I'm hooking up with everybody. Who should I start with? Well, Eddie's a nice guy. Eddie, mm-hmm. Go get him, Tigress. So now everybody, well. She's like, sure. Yeah. So now Jason radios everybody for departure, and everyone says bye and all that stuff. And now it's time to clean and comment cards and all that stuff. So at the tip meeting, he's like, Bobby, last minute you fit in like a glove. All right. I've got a fish all picked out for you. Unfortunately, it doesn't. Your contract says your fish must have a big, a big. Not really sure what that is. We'll work on that.

29:10Ronnie Karam: Meanwhile, the tip was$22 ,000. All right. That's very, very good. Congratulations. The helmet today will go to no one, okay? However, no one wears it anyway. Ben never put it on. Nobody puts this fucking thing on. So I'm just going to wear it, all right? I'm just going to hit myself in the head with it while I sit here and watch Salt Lake City in a kimono, all right? Go out and have a good time, assholes.

29:34Ben Mandelker: So meanwhile, Ben, Barbie, and Ellie are enjoying some McEladas that Ben has made. And then Batool is, she's just in her towel, and she's like checking out her body in the towel and just going, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow and that's actually something else she's been doing all episodes they keep cutting to her going meow meow

29:59Ronnie Karam: so Ben asked Barbie what happened to her arm and she's like oh god I've got a terrible tattoo I'm getting it removed so I just cover it oh god do you want to see it it's like of course what is it what is that an eight it's an infinity sign I got it when I was so young god 16 I was in Argentina that's where I'm from is that even legal argentina yeah i mean people live there no this the tattoo it's hideous

30:22Ben Mandelker: well technically it was a brand uh sponsorship by infinity cars so that's why i really don't like it because i've moved on to lexus um yeah but i mean look i mean on emily van camp's birthday the infinity sign an infinity tattoo rears its head on bravo that's weird that is weird

30:40Ronnie Karam: He's like, I want to go to Argentina I hear the women are gorgeous Yeah, they are fucking crazy though Okay, oh my god, watch out And Jenna walks by and sees this And she's like, really?

30:55Ben Mandelker: The producer says, are you the jealous type, Jenna?

30:57Ronnie Karam: I'm extremely jealous Extremely, I got problems I'm jealous

31:01Ben Mandelker: So then she immediately goes and finds Eddie

31:05Ronnie Karam: And she's like, I've missed my friend

31:08Ben Mandelker: And he's like, what? And then she says that, well, yes, she's jealous, but at least she's self-aware. I'm like, that does not make anyone's life easier knowing that you're self-aware.

31:19Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So she goes up to Eddie and she's like, Are you angry at me? It's like, no. Are you angry at me? No. I mean, is that a reason why I should get angry at you? He's like, no. Why are you talking like that? We mean, we've done that. We mean, we've done that. We've done that. We mean.

31:36Ben Mandelker: All right.

31:38Ronnie Karam: Weirdo.

31:38Ben Mandelker: So then they're all getting ready. And then Jenna texts Eddie and she goes,

31:43Ronnie Karam: can't stop looking at you. Like I miss you way more than I'm supposed to.

31:48Ben Mandelker: Boo.

31:49Ronnie Karam: I actually booed the TV. I booed the TV. Come on, Jenna.

31:53Ben Mandelker: Come on, Jenna. We were like all season long. She's what I've liked about Jenna is that she's sort of been someone who has not been about the games. And she's just been like, fuck these guys that are playing the games. fuck Eddie for treating me like this I'm going to aspire for something else and she was like okay well I'll give him a shot and then she goes no this is not for me that's not what I want I want someone who is more interested in better things so she goes on to Ben like it's fucked up when she leaves Ben's room and goes directly into Eddie's bed and we're like yeah that was not right but then she broke it off with him right away like she had like a moment of weakness but she fixed it right away so like okay pass but now it's like oh you are about the games after all

32:34Ronnie Karam: As long as you're the one playing them As long as you're the game show host You're okay

32:40Ben Mandelker: So now

32:43Ronnie Karam: Eddie's like oh my god He's like

32:48Ronnie Karam: Commercials Here comes one right now

32:52Ben Mandelker: Grilling season is finally here And let's be honest the difference between a good cookout And a great one comes down to the quality Of your meat You can have the best grill setup in the world But if what you're cooking isn't great, it shows. That's why I've been using ButcherBox. They deliver premium, responsibly sourced meat right to your door. So you're starting off with the good stuff every time.

33:17Ronnie Karam: ButcherBox delivers over 100 premium protein options straight to your door, from grass-fed beef to wild-caught seafood.

33:24Ben Mandelker: It's all raised and sourced the right way. No antibiotics, no added hormones, no fillers. Just clean, reliable protein you can feel good serving.

33:33Ronnie Karam: And especially during the grilling season, that quality really matters. Better meat means better flavor and fewer mistakes on the grill and meals that actually live up to the moment, whether it's a quick weeknight dinner or a full weekend cookout.

33:45Ben Mandelker: I have several chicken breasts in my fridge thawing as we speak from ButcherBox because I am planning to do one of my favorite dishes of all time, which is a Greek garlic and oregano grilled chicken. And so my grill better get ready for the good times that are about to happen.

34:01Ronnie Karam: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between free sirloin tips, ground beef, or chicken wings in every box for life, plus$20 when you go to butcherbox.com slash crappins.

34:13Ben Mandelker: That's right, your choice of free sirloin tips, ground beef, or chicken wings in every box for life, plus$20 off your first box and free shipping always.

34:24Ronnie Karam: That's butcherbox.com slash crappins. Don't forget to use our link so they know we sent you. We all belong outside. We're drawn to nature. Whether it's the recorded sounds of the ocean we doze off to, or the succulents that adorn our homes, nature makes all of our lives, well, better. Despite all this, we often go about our busy lives removed from it. But the outdoors is closer than we realize. With AllTrails, you can discover trails nearby and explore confidently with offline maps and on-trail navigation. Download the free app today and make the most of your summer with all trails.

35:05Ronnie Karam: So Ellie is helping Barbie with her hair. Everyone's getting ready to go up. And Eddie's like, oh, my God, Ben. So they're in their room. And he's like, oh, Jenna's acting just, I'm so confused. Like, I don't know where your head's at with her. But, like, look, if she was to get with you, I wouldn't just sit here and get upset with you. I would sit there and feel upset at her because, you know, I'd just go like, you're a dickhead for that, Jenna. alright so would you rather me not do it and he goes no don't do it but I think she liked me from the beginning though because then when you guys went on a date she goes I got tired of waiting that's her exact words to me

35:38Ben Mandelker: and that's true she liked Ben first so now yeah they compare notes so finally Eddie goes okay well look at this and so he shows Ben the text message that she sent and Ben's like what from today this is from today it's like yeah it says can't stop looking at you like I miss you more than I'm supposed to. Come on, what are your thoughts on that? And Ben's like, I don't like it. It sucks. I don't really like getting played, if that's all right with everyone. I don't like being betrayed like I've been with every single woman in my life. I paid for a wedding I didn't even get to attend.

36:11Ronnie Karam: I've been betrayed by every person I've ever met. So now, crew mess meeting, everybody's meeting up to go out, and Jenna's like, what's this that I'm at? Tasty's like, the wedges. And Eddie just stares at her with disgust. He's like, ugh, fucking hate wedges now. So they all go to get pizza.

36:31Ben Mandelker: Only a slut wears wedges.

36:34Ronnie Karam: Pizza train. And everybody orders and stuff. And Barbie's like, oh my god, Eddie, you smell delicious. He's like, thank you.

36:45Ben Mandelker: Cheers to Barbie, joining our group, the final piece to our puzzle. Thanks, guys. and Eddie's talking to Barbie and saying how, you know, he's basically half Scottish, you know, and he's got a dual passport, and Barbie's like, yeah, I have an ex-boyfriend from Scotland and he was psychotic, but Scotland was gorgeous. You can show the flashback now to Stilly. No? Oh, okay. That's weird that you didn't show that. Okay, fine.

37:09Ronnie Karam: I think he does porn now, and it's like super niche. He only fucks random people on bathroom floors. Really weird. It has to be a public bathroom, but yeah, he's really into it. and Eddie of course is like my mom would love you oh shut up Eddie you just met her could you stop stop it stop it so creepy with that so um there she's trying to flirt with Eddie but he is such a wet blanket you know but she's trying and she's like oh my god is it me or is there like tension at this table well it's just a boring god I'm to that so then Jen's talking to Joao Jen is talking

37:47Ben Mandelker: She goes, look at the table opposite me all at once. Can you see that? And she was like, but you can't almost have everyone.

37:54Ronnie Karam: She's like, I know, I know, but Barbie. All at once, everyone's a Barbie. I like a Barbie.

38:00Ben Mandelker: So Daisy's like, Jenna is quite obviously threatened by Barbie. I feel it, but don't let everyone know you're feeling it. Jesus.

38:09Ronnie Karam: And Eddie's like, oh, yeah, I can see the steam coming out of her ears. And the fact that she's probably getting jealous over this, she doesn't have a fucking leg to stand on so i don't really care unfortunately my mother really is into people without a lot of legs to stand on so i might marry her but right now not into her

38:24Ben Mandelker: not into her at all so jenna's like really mad and then barbie is like well this has been quite an interesting dinner let's go fucking party so they go to um one of the empty clubs actually i saw some people walking around in the background tonight when they were at pizza i was like there are people on this island so eddie is dancing with barbie doing his eddie dancing and jenna tries to bring ben a drink but he's like no no no i've been betrayed i shan't have a drink from you

38:52Ronnie Karam: hussy and he tells us i like jenna but now i'm thinking what kind of person are you we clearly the type of person that needs attention from at least two guys at the same time um yeah but is that really different than you i mean you can't ellie came on here and you're like oh my god i follow on instagram which we know what that means because we saw her instagram like whatever you're just everybody you're like you're all just trying to get it where you can

39:23Ben Mandelker: and like let's not forget like the the storied history of below deck of many of these guys playing many women against each other all the time like guys do this all the time it doesn't mean that like jenna's off the hook but like let's also you should also reserve this energy to the next guy you see who does the same thing to several women well and also he just did it to eddie i mean

39:42Ronnie Karam: he knew that eddie liked her and he saw her flirting with eddie and he had no problem going in for the seal there so whatever i'm not gonna cry for you ben ben gentina so um now daisy and betul are talking and daisy's like tonight's been weird and she's like yeah jenna's kind of killing the vibe right she's like yeah i agree cheers to being non-judgy but judgy at the same time patool

40:03Ben Mandelker: i knew i liked you yeah there was also a moment where jenna brings has like drinks and she gives one to eddie and he's like i don't want this and like walks away she's like so uh we have barbie and eddie now and barbie's like dinner was like so awkward like i just wanted to put my head in my bag am i right like if like she was like she was like staring at me ellie was like like she I feel like she was staring at me the whole time Jenna was staring at me. And he's like, well, she's made her bed. Well, I mean, of course, that's our job. So, like, what's the deal? She's made her bed.

40:35Ronnie Karam: And also the bed in the guest cabin. And the other guest cabin. And the other guest cabin as well. Lots of beds making.

40:43Ben Mandelker: Lots of beds. He's like, well, she says, Barbie says, I just think you can do a thousand times better. And he goes, thank you. I'll just think about Barbie instead. She's like, yeah.

40:55Ronnie Karam: Ew. It's just so easy. I mean, not you because it's Barbie. It's just because it's Eddie. It's like whatever's easiest, you know, and then he's going to try and marry her in two days.

41:06Ben Mandelker: Yeah. So Joao is talking to Daisy. He's like, I just want to talk to you because I feel like when we cuddled, I took it as like whatever it might be. But as soon as the next day happened, it was like, oh, put it off, put it off, put it off by you. And like, it's just, I know it's a God, but like, it's just confusing. It's almost like it's just so strange that we would cuddle and then the next day you would act like there was nothing there. I mean, who would actually cuddle with someone and then afterwards say that there was no connection or try to say there was no connection? I mean, like, it's almost as bad as if you would if I almost feel like if I brought you a cheesecake or something that you would reject it.

41:42Ben Mandelker: Like, I just don't understand these not being nice after a cuddle thing. Who would do that?

41:48Ronnie Karam: She's so romantic. She's like, well, I don't deny that for a second. And listen, it's not because I don't care about you. That's just so far down, so low down on the totem pole. Oh, thanks. So Jenna and Ben are talking, and Ben's like, all right, so listen, babe. I've been thinking about us a lot. You know, and I think that we need to fill the bathtub with ice water to cool down. What does that mean? Are you trying to stare at one of my kidneys that happened to me one time in France? No, listen, I do like you But I think that, God, this is just really awkward, isn't it? Listen, it's when you took the car keys off of my nightstand You know you've only got a permit And you've got to have me in the car if you're going to drive it, you know?

42:33Ronnie Karam: Well, let's go, what do you mean? Why is this awkward?

42:36Ben Mandelker: It's like, well, why do you think? It's just too much drama And then we go over to Eddie And he's looking, he's like watching And Eddie's like, what is it that's just like I couldn't, you know what? never mind i couldn't give a shit about that that situation over there it's like uh eddie focus on barbie don't focus on jenna and ben yeah you'll be much better so ben's like we should just be

42:57Ronnie Karam: friends honestly i mean it's complicated eddie's my roommate i'm just hurting his feelings i mean he's sitting over there on that bench you know she's at the moment you're playing mine at the same time though you're playing my feelings so that's how you feel that's how you feel you know exactly what did it for me though you sent him a message saying i can't stop thinking about you i'm regretting my decision that i made you know that's actually where i'm going off

43:20Ben Mandelker: i never said that i regret it it's like well you want to see it so come on did you just start just stop playing everyone you broke up with him and now you're talking to him about me be regretful about it no no 100 no 100 no but okay i want to be friends with you is that cool can we just be friends sweet we'll be friends and he shakes puts his hand out to shake and she's like

43:46Ronnie Karam: No, we're friends Actually, you know what? I'd rather walk away right now Because we're not having this conversation anymore No, I don't have enough time I'm sorry, I'm sorry And it's like, fucking idiot I didn't say that for five, six Oh, Jenna, you didn't say exactly that But, come on It's not, you don't need to be playing semantics You had to know

44:07Ben Mandelker: You had to know that we're going to compare messages You had to know, especially if Eddie still likes you you had to know that eddie was going to show it to ben to drive a wedge at the very least and and and the most malicious take is that he would do that to drive a wedge the most benign take is that they're just dumb guys who are going to share it anyway so well that's the end of the episode

44:24Ronnie Karam: but it's not the end of our episode because it's time for the fish report fish oh my god it's the fish report speaking of jaws speaking of jaws guys here we go yeah this is a great white this

44:40Ben Mandelker: Normally they show these other types of sharks. They always show that shark on the floor napping. It's always like a little shark. This is like a great white. This is a Jaws shark. Be careful.

44:51Ronnie Karam: This is the Jaws shark. And I've never seen food more excited to be eaten. Look at all these fish just swimming around. They're like, hi, shark. They're not even just swimming in the same ocean. They're literally like coming up to him like, oh, my God, can I have your autograph? I love it. I love it. I love your uneven white line. I love it It's just so uneven around your bottom

45:12Ben Mandelker: Very uneven It's definitely giving opening number for Grease Tell me more Tell me more Was your prey tasty Tell me more Was it a swimming seal And the shark meanwhile The shark is like what is this life I don't want to do this I want to be a poet I want to go into the arts

45:32Ronnie Karam: I can see why he's popular Because he's always walking through with a smile Like he's a killer but he's just still smiling it's a smile and a frown at the same time well yeah it does go down this is like the sad this

45:44Ben Mandelker: is a sad shark this shark wants to give it all up this shark wants him wants to like join to join like a yoga commune it just wants a different life it's sick of the rat race it's like every day gotta find a seal gotta every day it's like where's the seal where's the seal where's the seal i don't want to steal how about this i just want some carrots and a salad yeah and the fish

46:05Ronnie Karam: like why don't you just eat us like oh god i'm not here for a snack sacrifice i'm out of here

46:10Ben Mandelker: i'll sacrifice i sacrifice and tribute and tribute look how they just swim right up to him okay so

46:16Ronnie Karam: next is an octopus now this is my favorite kind of octopus it's not the most gorgeous you know some of these octopi are gorgeous they're like i don't know they just have like a certain je ne sais quoi this one doesn't really but you know what it has moves look at this yeah look at this

46:31Ben Mandelker: it's very much like it's like that uh cartoon by our crumb just like walking around like keep on moving keep on trucking like the legs are going it's like because i feel like you know it's just really slinking along around the rocks it's like hello well hello dolly well hello you know or it's

46:53Ronnie Karam: just got like an itch on his butt and it thinks no one's looking it's like oh yeah it's just right It's right in my cooch. Is it eye poked out or are we looking at the other side of its head? I can't tell.

47:05Ben Mandelker: I don't think it's eyes poked out. I think they do such crazy things. Oh, yeah. That's the back of its head. Oh, yeah. It's actually looking right at us.

47:13Ronnie Karam: Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, so you just saw me scratch that? Okay. Sorry. So you thought I was in profile?

47:21Ben Mandelker: Did you not realize I was looking right at you, dummy?

47:24Ronnie Karam: Now we go to this thing. I'm sure this is supposed to be a very beautiful thing in the ocean. This really just looks like a zitty butt to me.

47:32Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I'm not sure what this is. Is it like a sea slug, a sea cucumber? Could be a sea cucumber. It looks like it's infested with something.

47:39Ronnie Karam: It really does. It looks diseased. Okay, let's go to this. Oh, look at that anemone. Blue anemone. Anemone. Anemone. Yeah, it's ready. They're so great. Okay, I like this fish because it looks like a white fish, like a small white fish that is like, I'm going to wear leggings to work and then a big, huge sweater. It's very thinning. I feel like I got stuck in a...

48:06Ben Mandelker: I feel like a cover for like a... I'm trying to think of those things. It's like you put it on your thumb. It's like a thimble. It's like, what's inside this thimble? Oh, no. Can't get it off.

48:17Ronnie Karam: No, Jesus. I have to swim around like this. Oh, God. They're like, over here, over here. Look, all the other fish have regular looks to them. But this one's like, I'm going to put on a sweater and pretend I'm one of these other fish. You're not fooling anybody, okay?

48:30Ben Mandelker: I can't get my head through the neck hole. Okay, just a little bit harder. Oh, gosh.

48:35Ronnie Karam: That's what I get for shopping on Teemo. Nothing ever fits right.

48:41Ben Mandelker: I'm disjointed. Oh, the poor Wahoo.

48:44Ronnie Karam: This is the murdered fish. And look at him. He's looking at the camera like, are you guys fucking kidding me? You're just going to tape this so you're not going to catch and release? And look at this lady behind. Everyone's take a picture. Take a picture. I've just been murdered. Glad you're having fun, Blondie. Does Kim have any great stories for us?

49:01Ben Mandelker: This wahoo certainly is very aerodynamic. It almost looks like a vector drawing of a fish. It's just all angles. Look at that. The nose, the mouth. Everything is just pointy. It's like.

49:11Ronnie Karam: The wahoo comes out ready to be mounted onto the wall.

49:14Ben Mandelker: Really does. It's like literally the shape of a surfboard with like a perfect little pointy fins.

49:20Ronnie Karam: it's it's almost like too perfect of a fish yeah well we hardly knew you and then we got this is a lady horrified she's like ew i know i'm supposed to why is everybody taking pictures this is

49:31Ben Mandelker: horrible okay hey i wonder where vanod's been recently do you have any idea where he's been recently oh i got it barbados he's wearing a barbados hat guys i've been to barbados i've

49:42Ronnie Karam: been there i've been this is like but this reminds me of barbados i've been there really get me off this

49:48Ben Mandelker: oh this fish we love this one she's on lunch break she's just been on the desk of her boss she's been covering calls and she's like okay excuse me everyone I just gotta go to a prêt de manger real quick and then I'll be back anyone want something?

50:06Ronnie Karam: she does have a fabulous outfit she's like you guys I haven't eaten for three days then why do you have snickers all over your mouth? I do not I absolutely do not I've not eaten I'm missing a Snickers off my desk and you've got chocolate all around your mouth.

50:20Ben Mandelker: What, me? The other fish are like, why does she dress up so much for work? They're all back there like, I hope she doesn't come into the break room. She says so much. Always too extra.

50:30Ronnie Karam: If we don't make eye contact, she won't see us.

50:34Ben Mandelker: If we have to listen to another story about the Staten Island Ferry, I swear to God.

50:39Ronnie Karam: We love your new dress, but do you have to wear it every day? Super original.

50:44Ben Mandelker: It's not appropriate to have a smoky eye in the office.

50:49Ronnie Karam: This fish is amazing. This is like a little neon fish. It's a black fish, but then it's got all this neon accentuates or whatever. It's outlined in pink neon, which I think is a horrifying thought.

51:05Ben Mandelker: Someone applied a stroke effect to this fish. It's like, can we add a border to this fish? It's like, whoa. We're adding a neon border to this.

51:13Ronnie Karam: of being horrified at my body being outlined. Like, nobody needs that. It's like the freedom bell, the cracked bell walking around.

51:23Ben Mandelker: I feel like the fish is like, guys, I have to go. I don't know if you heard. There are auditions for Fishtron. So I really need to get there.

51:32Ronnie Karam: I'll tell you one thing. I'm going to say the same thing to you that I've said to my nieces. Contouring has gone too far. Okay? Enough with the contouring. You look crazy.

51:44Ben Mandelker: guys uh is anyone interested in being a uh neon sign that says open because i'm working on it i

51:50Ronnie Karam: just guys i was in an italian restaurant we were playing hangman on my head and uh the food came we never finished so good news is he's still alive okay this is our one of our favorite little fish this is like a little pac-man looking fish it's like a it's like a big giant round fish with little tiny legs that's walking across like no no idea what the whole scene is him just walking

52:18Ben Mandelker: across watch i love this fish this is my fish of the week honestly when i went back i watched a few times and i love it's like lady on the left is going to her room lady on her right is going to her room and fish in the middle is going to her room excuse me i'm calling it a night

52:34Ben Mandelker: all right a true of trio of people who are calling it in for the evening this fish just walking around and i know we've already called a fish of the triplets of belleville but it's totally this fish this is this fish is so fun just taking a stroll i think because the idea of seeing a fish taking a stroll is hilarious and like at first i thought is this a shell and like little legs coming out but i think this is the fish right i think i have no idea we really

52:58Ronnie Karam: need a marine biologist perfectly round and then it has um it's like a big happy but frowny face It's another frown smile fish. It's like, hey, guys. Wait for me. Wait for me.

53:08Ben Mandelker: That fish. Wait, I'm hearing something from the depths. And what I'm hearing is, it's the lullaby of Broadway. Okay.

53:18Ronnie Karam: Next up, this is just a sea thing. I just thought it was really pretty. It's like hair blowing in the wind. Like long, beautiful hair. Shining, breezy, breezy, flax waxing. Give me down to there hair. Shoulder length longer.

53:34Ben Mandelker: I feel like what I'm hearing, instead of hearing the theme song to hear, I'm just hearing Nicole Kidman saying, we come to this place for the memories.

53:44Ronnie Karam: We come to the theater for sound, for lights, for popcorn. Am I done here? Am I done here? I hope that's still playing in the movie theaters.

53:55Ben Mandelker: Because it's so good. By the way, just an announcement to all the fish. The All You Can Eat Pasta Bar is open. so please come and get yourself a plate okay um i think this is the best fish is this your best too the round the bowling ball fish with legs 100 was that the end was that hair the last fish yeah really that was that yeah there were a lot of baseballs we're towards the end of the season

54:21Ronnie Karam: now so we're getting a lot of like repeats and base models and like turtle was really trying to take up some space today but i said you know what turtle i've had enough yeah there's been a lot of

54:31Ben Mandelker: turtles and stingrays but like yeah that fish that walking fish was was just kind of amazing

54:37Ronnie Karam: i love yeah it was a great fish all right everybody thanks so much for being here we

54:41Ben Mandelker: will talk to you next time bye bye watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors she answered the call it's adia paul ain't no thing like alison king our way is the amber way It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's Always Automatic with Ashley Otto. Put your hands together for Carly Clapp.

55:04Ronnie Karam: Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela. Itchles! We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Sunday in the Park with Dylan Clark. Big yay, it's Emily Gauthier.

55:17Ben Mandelker: Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo. Jamie, she has no less namey

55:27Ronnie Karam: Zip some scotch with Jessica Trotch She's a total knockout It's Katie Manok

55:32Ben Mandelker: She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock

55:35Ronnie Karam: Kristen the Piston Anderson Que sera sera, whatever will be Will Lauren Sills be She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay D Let's give a kisserino To Lisa Lino Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry Megan Berg, you can't have a burger Without the Berg

55:52Ben Mandelker: This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.

55:55Ronnie Karam: I love-a-ya, Olivia Williamson.

55:57Ben Mandelker: She sure is swell. It's Raquel.

56:00Ronnie Karam: Yes, we canna. It's Savannah.

56:02Ben Mandelker: Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. Darn Skippy, it's Tippi.

56:08Ronnie Karam: And our super premium sponsors. She's VVIP, it's Amanda V.

56:13Ben Mandelker: Somebody get us 10 cc's of BetsyMD. We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O 'Neill.

56:21Ronnie Karam: Put us on a stretcher, it's Charlotte Fletcher. Hogle your horses, it's Christine Hogle. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.

56:32Ben Mandelker: Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. Have a kebab with K-Rob. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. Let's get savage with Laura Wildman. In the study with a candlestick, it's Leslie Peacock. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alkalani. Roger that, it's Marlis Rogers.

56:59Ronnie Karam: The incredible edible Matthews sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose. She's the lady of the house, it's Rachel Sherouse. There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud. She's our princess, it's Rebecca Prince.

57:12Ben Mandelker: She's the queen bee, it's Sarah Lemke. We cannot tell a lie, it's Sarah Talafsun. Shannon out of a cannon Anthony. Please don't stop. It's solely in pop. Let's take off with Tamla plane. Strike a pose. It's Tori Rose. She ain't no shrinking Violet Kuchar. We love you guys.

57:43Ronnie Karam: Ready or not, summer is coming. And Wayfair's Memorial Day clearance is on now. Right now through May 25th, get up to 70 % off everything home at Wayfair.

57:53Ben Mandelker: Plus, score amazing doorbuster deals all sale long and surprise flash deals on Memorial Day. We're talking thousands of products at every style and budget. Now is the time to save big on must-haves for your patio, backyard, and beyond.

58:05Ronnie Karam: These savings won't last, so don't wait. Shop Wayfair's Memorial Day clearance now through May 25th. Wayfair, every style, every home.

58:13Ben Mandelker: With almost half a million customers and over a trillion dollars of secure payments, Bill isn't new to intelligent finance. It's the proven way to simplify bill pay and maximize cash flow. Want to learn more? Visit Bill.com slash proven for a special offer.

58:30Ronnie Karam: The youth mental health crisis is growing and social media is a major driver. Kids are spending up to nine hours a day on screens, often unsupervised, and studies show a direct link to anxiety, depression, and even suicidal thoughts. That's where Gab comes in. Gab offers safer phones and watches for kids with no social media, tailored to every age, offering the right tech at the right time, or tech in steps. From GPS tracking-enabled watches for younger kids to phones with parent-enabled apps for teens, each device allows kids to more safely grow their independence. Visit gab.com slash getgab and use code getgab for an exclusive offer.

59:11Ronnie Karam: That's g-a-b-b dot com forward slash getgab. Gab. Tech in steps. Independence for them. Peace of mind for parents.