#3364 Summer House S10E15 Part 2: It’s All Downhill From Here

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1:27Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

1:41Ronnie Karam: So then we go to 1124 p.m. back to Carl's room. And he's like, oh, I understand you feel attacked. He's like, yeah, that's why I said fuck you. He's like, yeah, but you guys have you talked about this Vegas thing a little bit or no? It's like she knows I'm going to Vegas. It's one fucking night. OK. the girl's like well it seems like a balthus or whatever's going on it's like well i don't think it does i think she loves it when i leave you know i think she can't fucking stand me and carl's like oh that's a horrible feeling it just makes me sad for you wait just stand under my chin and let the tears drop on your head hold on it'll take about 30 seconds for them to fall from my cheek to your had it there's the first one sometimes it makes people feel calm if they stare up and look deeply into my nostrils do that do that um uh this whole this whole vegas thing is hilarious because first of all he's it's just kyle getting a better manager to get him gig so it's not vegas if it was a vegas residency and everybody was being like this i'd be like damn you guys i mean the guy got a vegas residency that's pretty good i mean at least he's being successful in this but it's not it's just a thing but she's just mad that he's not quitting djing you know and he's not going to quit djing so that's line in the sand and i think a dj line in the sand is a pretty strong one to make you know it's like i was like you know i get home it could be a night it could be seven nights she doesn't get up and give me a kiss she doesn't ask me how i was she didn't ask me how you know oh it's like it's so beyond people's comprehension of like what's going on dude like sierra she's just like i think maybe a new and amanda she'd like separate for like a month so you know kyle's like all just sad and by the way like when sometimes kyle tells stories and they're very self-serving it's like oh he's always kind of like the victim of his own stories but honestly we have seen amanda all summer and it's like i kind of believe him on this one that he does come back and she's like whatever but i also know that she's like like this fucking guy leaves me alone again and now he wants like all the adoration when he comes back so yeah well we've seen the we've seen i mean even last week he was showing us the text was like hey babe just had a good set nothing hey babe hope you had a good night nothing hey babe hope you had a good sleep nothing hey babe good morning i'm getting on the plane nothing hey babe i'm getting off the plane nothing so we know we know that that's true she's been completely not there and ignoring him for years but he's also been completely absent and not doing what she wants for years so it's just a clusterfuck it's just just stop just stop both of you god you're both in time out yeah you're both in time out i you know it's almost like i'm kind of almost getting sick of myself that every time i am like making a point that i feel compelled to make the point for the other side because like i understand how the other side like i see the validity in both of their reactions and i'm kind of sick of just everyone just assume that whenever i make a point i understand that there's a counterpoint that's probably just as valid because i'm sick of having to do both they both suck they both suck yeah they both suck and they're both terrible at this and they're both making each other miserable and they're both making me miserable you know and at some point it's like and in any other season if this were last season probably maybe any other season i'd be like fuck west go ahead fuck west good for you good for you i wouldn't feel two seconds bad for kyle about that and i don't now i don't feel bad for kyle now now it's the sierra thing that's the one you feel for not even kyle because it's like well yeah she's gonna find someone else and fuck him because you suck you know and kyle has a right to feel betrayed because you also suck kyle feels betrayed but i'll tell you one thing i really don't see kyle as someone who is like really tortured in this situation there's a reason why kyle's profile in this scandal has not significantly increased because he's i think he's just happy to like his wife is out of his hair like moving on like he can finally like just make out with megan king had been on the street so well kind of but it seems like she's still calling him and depending on him because the interviews he's given has been like yeah you know amanda's still really upset guys calm down on amanda guys you know amanda has mental health struggles and this and that and he's still i think she's still kind of relying on him in that way but he's still a but he's able to do it with the detachment of someone who was formally in their relationship as opposed to like like i think i think that like sometimes when you're extracting yourself from these relationships in the public eye you're also sort of trying to win over the public to be like i'm not the bad guy here and i think he's happy to be like okay okay i this this relationship is is ending and i can now just like move on to stage two like i got an extra life you know i got the opportunity star yeah he did he got let off easy in a way for sure yeah um yeah because the whole first half of the season was fuck kyle fuck kyle sucks and the second half is like yeah you go kyle good for you people are like divorce party you want to have a divorce party kyle yeah so yeah i think there's like a vibe of like thank god this is over right like i'm gonna help her out because i still care for her but like thank god this relationship is done yeah so um carl kyle's like I'm just like trying to have a happy face because I dude you don't have to have a happy face what about a weathered face have you ever tried that no man I just have been feeling so like a mess all summer like I just feel like my life is falling apart I feel terrible about how I handled that before it's hard when you're a tall person handling things properly it's a bit of a tall order ha get it so they hug and Carl's like oh I called you Luther oh because yeah I remember it was like arguing over the hood of my car and i'm like oh my god don't dent the car yeah i actually remember being that close and i was like he's gonna be mad if we scratch his car it's like yeah i was just like in front of that thing i just got it fixed you know unlike my relationship ultimately kyle still cares about the car the most so they make up now they're like laughing about how they were yelling at each other and they give each other genuine sorry guys guys so now they come out of the room and kyle's like i got good news guys oh my god you made up with amanda no fuck her i may have kyle and kyle apologized to me and i let my emotions get the best of me and he was nice enough to give me some grace basically the only relationship that really matters in my life is okay now the relationship with the guy it's okay kyle is all happy and then jesse goes well i'm glad you guys squashed it next up you've got amanda patula to take care of And you see Kyle's like, oh, yeah.

8:26Ronnie Karam: Oh, my God. So now back in Sierra's room, Amanda's like, oh, my God. It's like the fourth time this summer you guys have had to sit here and give me a pep talk while I cry. And she's like, yeah, I just feel like a sad girl victim. Like, wah, wah, wah. Like, I don't, I'm not looking for sympathy. I just do appreciate you guys reminding me who I am. and so then Kyle he like knocks on the door and he's like hello and Sierra's like as he's opening the door you hear Sierra say well Amanda you were there for me when I'm sad and I'll be there for you when you're sad hello Kyle so he's like okay I just wanted to let you know I hugged it out with Carl and I want to hug it out with you cause I just like I looked all across the table and I was like so excited to tell you about this thing and then it just gets misunderstood and that moment I feel like you were like yeah well I'll just let my friends attack my husband and you just had this mug look on your face now like I'm sorry for saying what I said I was actually really excited and I wanted to sign it with you because I wanted your approval that's literally the worst apology you could have given there's no part of apologizing to someone that includes the phrase and you had just a smug look on your face that just doesn't work that way i'm sorry that's not how you apologize yeah but those looks on her face i mean i don't think this deserves a straight i mean i think the fuck you deserves a straight up apology but this is also a conversation and not just like a i'm sorry you're right let's just like sweep everything under the rug no it's a we need to talk when i was i felt like the table was turning against me and I, I was hoping that you as my wife would have my back in that moment.

10:14And I felt really alone in that moment. And then she could have said, well, I've felt alone all summer. And then he could have said something like, we need to work on having each other's backs because I love you. And I would hate for the person I love the most to feel alone and something like that, but not like, let's just hug it out because you had a smug look on your face, and I was so excited to tell you this thing, but you had a smug look, so then I got mad, but let's hug it out. I'm sorry that I said that thing. It's like, what? That's just like, none of this is the right approach.

10:49Ronnie Karam: So, she was like, it's not even about DJing, Kyle. He's like, okay, then I don't know what it's about. She's like, I just need some time, Kyle. Well, I don't think, it's been a long time since we've been on the same time. She's like, yeah, And he says, it wears me down and it hurts. And she's like, yeah. And he goes, I'll just leave. You guys do your thing. So he leaves. And Amanda goes, where was the apology? Yeah. Kyle's like, I don't know. I'm going years on years on years feeling like my wife doesn't have my back. It's a horrible feeling. So then in Sierra's room, Amanda's like, Carl's so fucking safe.

11:25Cause like, I know that Kyle doesn't get it. And Carl's just like letting it go to Kyle's face. Like they're like upset that. And then to me, I was like, yeah, but Carl didn't really let it go. He just said he'd let it go, which is also true.

11:40Ronnie Karam: Yeah. But also Amanda, that's not your relationship. This is your relationship. You know, it's like the, you could be talking about your relationship with him, but again, you're sitting here talking about it with everybody else. And then his relationship with Carl and why is Carl not, why is Carl back? It's like, that's not, none of this is your problem. Oh my God, go talk to your fucking husband. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial. Lately, I've been more intentional about what I wear day to day, and I'm leaning into pieces that feel easy and comfortable, but still put together.

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14:12Ronnie Karam: You know, now everybody's kind of moving around the house or whatever. post fight and amanda's like oh i'm gonna go downstairs i'm not gonna go out but i'll see you guys out so west is in his room that's the best way to go out to the club hey everyone let's go to the club hold on i'm gonna see you guys off have fun be careful don't get injured or contract hantavirus it's like thanks thanks amanda you don't have to go home but you can't stay here so west is in his room getting ready and he's like um i look like a lesbian tonight but i feel like it kind of works for me that's your style why are you pretending that's just tonight i've never seen a man with more ponchos seriously um so then jesse's like yeah let's go straight to catchy yeah yeah that's right let's go to catchy i'm gonna have a drink let's go party body body so kyle checks in on amanda and he's like you want to go out she's like you don't want to say anything you're just gonna go out i'm like amanda you just said you wanted time and space like why are you upset that he's going i mean i understand why she's upset that he's going out because it does feel crazy that they had this enormous emotional fight and then he's just gonna go out to the club it is crazy but also i do it drives me nuts when people are like i just want have my own space wait why are you leaving where are you going he's like well i was just trying to talk to you upstairs i was like but you're talking about yourself no he actually talked about how he felt when you were acting a certain way so he was kind of talking about you and he's like well i'm sorry for saying what i said i'm sorry for saying f you i'm sorry for ruining dinner i'm sorry for ruining the night but that's not what you should be sorry for it's like oh my god is it a game then just tell him tell him i do is he trying to guess or are we playing hangman yeah she and amanda is kind of that person who's like like she just won't tell him what she's upset about i get that she's annoyed look see i'm already doing the other side again like i get i get it all i get it all i get why she's frustrated because he should know but he doesn't know so just leave him because he never will know but what is it you're telling if it's not if it's not if it's not for saying fuck you it's not for ruining dinner and it's not for ruining the night i guess it's the dj thing it's a dj thing but i think that like i have to imagine what she's thinking is you're apologizing because you know it's like wrong to say fuck you to your wife but do you really understand why it's so wrong that you said fuck you to your wife or is it just because you know you people were offended around you so you said i'm sorry for saying fuck you but do you realize how it's actually like disrespectful it's a pattern of disrespect and it's part of a larger pattern of disrespect i sort of maybe think i'm imagining that's what she's thinking if i can give her that i mean look i'll give i'll give her that kyle is constantly fucking up and then coming in and being like well okay i'm sorry for this i'm sorry for that and i would be fucking sick of hearing it too so it's not like i'm saying kyle is it's just amanda oh i'm just sick of it's like okay i'm sorry okay get out i need space okay then i'm getting out why are you leaving because you told me to get out but you didn't even say i'm sorry okay well i'm sorry for this this this and this but that's not what you're supposed to be sorry it's like oh my god okay what do you want me to do do you want me to stay here do you want me to go do you want me to say i'm sorry do you not want me to say i'm sorry what do you want yeah well um either way uh now it's uh now everyone's goes out to the club everyone's partying everyone's having a great time and i am thinking to myself this is really weird that was crazy drama in the house and now everyone's just like partying but um but then it's like 1 35 a.m and uh the cars come back I also love they get dropped off at the house and you hear the Uber backing out and it's an electric car.

18:13So it's going, whoa, what was that? What's that? What's that? What's that? Kyle's like, it's an electric car. Carl's never heard an electric car before.

18:24Ronnie Karam: They have to make that noise so that people know they're coming and they don't run them over. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. What's your car? They make those things. It's crazy. What a soft noise. It's kind of nice. So now everybody comes home at 2.06 a.m. And they go into the kitchen and Kyle's just standing there like the Blair Witch in his underwear. Just standing like a statue. They start cracking up. And. All right. Well, tomorrow's a new day. Tomorrow's a new day, guys. That's it. Tomorrow's a new day and Sabrina Bell will be here. Everyone excited for that? Yeah. Can't wait to see a choker. So excited.

19:05Ronnie Karam: So now it's time for bedtime. And Sierra West and Kyle and Jesse are talking. And Jesse's like, where are you planning on sleeping? Kyle's like, my bed, bitch. She's hated me for seven years. Today I'm not going to be any different. He's like, okay. Where are you trying to sleep? And he's like, next to West. And Kyle goes, yeah, imagine if Jesse's like, yo, I was trying to sleep with your wife. God, you were so close. You were so close. So close. And Wes does this thing where he shakes his head violently. He's like, mm-mm, mm-mm. And I was like, oh man, it's so close, Kyle. So then everyone goes to bed and Sierra's like hanging out with Jesse and Wes in their room.

19:44And Jesse's like, you want to sleep over? You can sleep in the bed. He'll sleep in my bed. Any combination is good. And Sierra's like, wow, wow. Like you guys sleep in the same bed and I sleep here. How about that? Like, Wes's like, wait, what? What is this? Like, okay, what's that rule? Not me. Okay, prank, prank. They're just being silly. and then kyle basically the good night montage ends with kyle getting into bed and um he kisses

20:08Ronnie Karam: amanda good night and she says nothing yeah and um so then um we see let's see levi's talking about flashing her vagina or something yeah they're waking up now the morning yeah it's the morning and amanda's like good morning kyle because he's cuddling up to her he's like i'm for going out kyle i can't with you stop doing bad shit and then immediately just turning around and being i'm sorry it's pointless it's all point yeah this is this is yeah don't because the thing is it's almost like the apology is insulting you know yes it's like i'm gonna do what i want and i'll just say i'm sorry in a pat way and then you have to forgive me and then i can be like well i said sorry he's like the second i got out i was like all right i'm gonna go back and i'm like you you got back at like 1 30 in the morning

20:58Ronnie Karam: well that was a long second I didn't mean for you to be here alone what would you mean for her to be there with the garden gnome outside I know so she just stays silent as usual so then in Jesse in the West room Wes is like oh imagine being a snake yeah imagine that

21:22imagine being one what yeah i mean imagine you're so long and he's like oh like jesse for a moment thinks that west is saying snake as a personality characteristic but then turns out west is actually

21:33Ronnie Karam: just talking about pythons and then um wow imagine that poor west a couple weeks after his nudes come out um and jesse's like how long are they and he's like well this python i'm looking at is like eight feet long like they eat people sometimes they do i don't know i just feel kind of like bad because like i don't know it's like the python like i don't know like yeah it's not talking to me right now so so bailey's in the kitchen like like oh my god you have to get so many photos today levi like you need to like make out with everyone since it's the last weekend levi's like you're inspiring girl you turned a new leaf and you said all of a sudden this is gonna be me and And Bailey's like, yeah, I know.

22:14I just feel so much love for everybody. And I love online. People are making jokes like, is Bailey the only one who sees Levi? Like, Levi is Bailey's imaginary friend. Like, Levi's not there.

22:27Ronnie Karam: You find out she's never been there the whole time. She's never been there. Yeah. And it would make both of them more interesting, honestly. So then in KJ's room, KJ's like, wow, what a night. I don't even think it really sums it up enough. I mean, that was like so good. And then all of a sudden it was so bad. It was just so bad. He's like, yeah, it was the good, the bad and the ugly too. She's like, yeah, it was just like, it was terrible. So then in adjusting West's room, West is like, um, did anything happen last night? Yeah. Carl and Kyle almost murdered each other. Remember? And then, uh, outside Kyle joins Carl and Bailey.

23:11because hey how's it going you two how's it going down there oh i'm tall i'm tall remember oh so uh

23:18Ronnie Karam: west and jesse are talking uh in their room still and jesse's like yeah you know it's a wild turn of events but i really enjoyed hanging out with you in sierra that was really cool he's like yeah it felt special like actually hanging out in the front yard like that felt like old times you know we were in the front yard i was texting amanda while she was fighting with kyle you know it's like old times. He's like, yeah, it's no fun when there's tension. Yeah, I mean, like also after like Sierra and I hugged at the dock the other day, like the moment happened that was like, wait, wait, what do we talk about now in that moment?

23:49And then I was like, um, I knew you weren't going to make out with Jesse and it landed. It was great. It was like a great joke. It like totally landed. Like I think America would have loved it. It's like, yeah, I mean, obviously the best thing to do would have been to never have said anything, but I just thought like the nice thing to do would be to check in with my boy if you still have feelings there so thanks for turning the house against me and making it seem like i'm a shitty guy so yeah but clearly i was mistreating the situation so i'm sorry if i made it uncomfortable for you i don't know wasn't thinking it was flippant i was flippant

24:22Ronnie Karam: okay it was like damn you really don't want to make out with me and amanda uh west is like oh god i wonder how amanda's doing yeah which since when has west pondered amanda's state ever right yeah when does he just like sit there in the middle of bro talk look up at the ceiling and go ah i wonder how amanda's doing like that was weird to me yeah so now on the couch amanda's talking to lindsey and asking if kyle talked to her and she's like yeah i woke up this morning and apologized for going out leaving me by myself and said he didn't know i was staying home and lindsey's like i'm one and that's what he apologized for um maybe you should have apologized for making me think it was a residency when it was just a manager it's a big difference so then um me and cr talk about how last night was crazy and um mia's saying you know what sucks is that like amanda's gonna go home and deal with that and like if he's okay to speak with you like that in front of all these people what the fuck does he say to you when it's just the two of you which is of course the thing that we're all thinking yeah and then uh cero's like yeah it makes me not even want to be kyle's friend you know it's like you can do that and then you want to come out with us like you're in a time out and so i told him at the club i said something's got to fucking give because you can't keep living like this and she can't keep living like this this is ridiculous and i love you i love you guys but not really together so i think i love you guys together but i don't love you that much together which i thought was funny yeah so jesse you're still talking and jesse's like dude what do you think of sierra's idea that kyle and amanda should take time apart um and wes is like he's just like so dramatic that i don't think that he's like could could let her do that like not make it into like oh she's leaving me she's leaving me yeah like right now it's turned into like separation yeah um i think space would be fantastic for both of them um like a lot of space and if i can know exactly when uh he's gonna be not at the apartment that would be great to know yeah i would like a little space but not enough that she makes me date her so yeah let's figure that one out so now um jesse is doing push-ups by the pool levi rides him and he's like oh my goodness she's like oh my goodness you're so strong he's like oh god it feels windy is there wind on my back it was weird it feels a little heavier commercials here comes one right now grilling season is finally here and let's be honest the difference between a good cookout and a great one comes down to the quality of your meat you can have the best grill setup in the world But if what you're cooking isn't great, it shows.

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29:14So then Sierra is like, okay, everyone, now that everyone's dick is hard, let's talk about the party. It's going to be an apres-ski dream party. It's going to be the biggest party we've ever done. And I'm all going to need you to help out. So she gives everyone marching orders of what they have to do and what they have to make.

29:29Ronnie Karam: Well, guys, guess what? Sabrina Bell is coming. Sabrina Bell is coming. All right. She's at a hotel. She's ready to come. All right. Everybody excited for Sabrina Bale? Hello. Hi. This is Joanne from the Sag Harbor Inn. We're calling about your girlfriend. She left scratch marks on her hotel room door, and when we tried to talk her down, she said, I just need to get to the summer house to be on TV. I just need to get there. We're going to have to unfortunately charge you for repairs to the door. Yeah, that door definitely needs to be paid for. Okay. That poor door is the most abused thing on this show.

30:12Ronnie Karam: I'm not saying a lot. So. That front door, by the way, the front door had a great season and was working all season long. And then this weekend, it's not working again. I'm like, thank God. I was getting worried there that we would have an entire season with a. It was a man. It's a man. We now know that it's a Bravo man because it's like, look, I'm door point 10.0. I'm totally in control of my emotions And everything's great And this episode's like Fuck you Fuck you loser Fucking DJ It's like broken Hanging off the hinges It's like ah All's well in the world of Bravo mail doors Yeah So everyone's setting up for the party It's exhausting They have to do too much for these parties It's like you know it's hot and humid You just hear all those I know Cicadas making noises Like in the background I'm like I don't want to do this I don't want to help out with any of their parties.

31:03I feel like I'm helping. I feel like I'm helping build this party. And at a certain point, just put some drinks out. We don't need to build a slope. It looks so cool, though. It is a very cool looking party. They have an igloo. They've got a ski slope. They've got everything. But also they have to be in snow gear in the heat of the summer, which I think seems pretty cruel.

31:27Ronnie Karam: So they decorate this party. It's a big thing. And Amanda's like, we're going to have Kyle's crash out and make out mountain to guys. And Mia and KJ talk about the summer. And he's like, yeah, like it's almost over. And I'm like kind of anxious about that. Because like when I'm invested and I have connections with people, I'm like a lover boy. And like I want to keep it consistent. And they talk about holidays and how it's different for her because her mom passed. So she's going to try and create new traditions. And he invites her over for the holidays With him and his mom, which is cute And then In Jesse and Wes's room Lindsay is there on the bed And he's like, you got room for one more?

32:13Ronnie Karam: Bed bug It's me, bed bug Jesse Get your hand off my boobs Okay, thank you I actually didn't get to eat a potato last night So thank you for offering me some What I was going to say was, who is that crazy girl downstairs With a choker who just walked in? oh yeah because by the way in the middle of the sabrina walked in and she's like hi hi everyone oh my god yes rock star she's like going up and giving big hugs to jesse and everyone like just doing the most to be like my best friends finally i'm with my best friends oh i you know like sabrina is lucky that there's all this other drama going on in the house that's distracted lindsey because i guarantee if lindsey like has like a moment to like really talk with the sabrina girl she'd be like who the fuck is this girl lindsey i'm like i'm shocked that lindsey has not ended sabrina bell just yet yeah she hasn't had really much of a chance with sabrina like sabrina's gone up to everybody else and kind of inserted herself but she hasn't done it with lindsey yet so yeah even though like she was at lindsey's party a few weeks ago like lindsey was busy doing other things but now now that like sabrina bell is in the house and being so extra like i think she's really lucky that she did not get onto Lindsay's bad side.

33:28So Lindsay's up there with Jesse and she was like asking about like, how did it feel, by the way, about like when Sierra was talking about like Wes, you're the one person she loves talking about at the table, you know? And Jesse's like, yeah, I know. That was like pretty offensive for all of us. Wes is like, yeah.

33:49Ronnie Karam: Yeah, Jesse's like, damn it. I've been waiting for that title my whole life. And Wes is like, yeah, I wasn't really expecting the L word. I mean, even though I'm dressed like it today. Well, like, I would have thought Mia or Amanda, but, like, that was, like, your title. Like, how do you feel about that, huh? What do you think? What do you think? He's like, um, well, I mean, it's just, like, sad. Like, we just, like, get along so well, but, like, we had to pretend to, like, not for two fucking summers. It's just, like, a lot, you know? It's just, like, wild. And then he gives this whole monologue, of course, where he's like, to us.

34:20I just meant, like, to us.

34:21Ronnie Karam: And I think it's important to point out that he does this stuff. he gives the truth to the audience but not to anybody in the house he acts one way in the house like yeah like here we are back together and then he's like to us he says something different okay go for it yeah he's like i've just spent like two years thinking that like she hated my guts and like i'm understanding now that it was like protection you're understanding now that it was protection like it really does not take a genius to understand this and like um obviously i'm like very thankful and like happy to hear it but like i've just been like trying to like avoid the relationship and like what comes with it for like a long time and now that we're back like it's like lose it's like us and it just like feels good but like it's a lot to process and like kind of confusing okay you don't get to play you don't get to do the it's all too much for me right now like no no like we knew we would all this time pursuing her and trying to get back into her good graces like everything has been like she smiled to me oh i had a great night with her oh my god she was kind to me oh my god and now you guys are talking like it's just like a lot It's a lot to like take in right now.

35:24Ronnie Karam: I'm flirting and being like, oh my God, are we or aren't we even now? And then being like, oh, it's just so confusing. Oh, we knew you were going to do this. We fucking knew it. So Lindsay's like, well, you do have a way about you. You're like kind of hard to hate. For now. You know, she will hate him very soon. She will. She will. So then the party is going to start. The party is going to start. Oh my God. here comes Yvonne soon to be seen on in the city and uh people are getting dressed people getting ready and like the girl named Katie is there who I don't know she maybe she's on the show it seems like they they have like a lot of people from in the city who are showing up at this party to help segue us into the new show which premieres next week by the way so and the big news here is that Lindsay has a camel toe and Yvonne's like well it's a nice camel toe it's like no I don't want to go out there where the gambles are yeah and uh then she goes to like bailey's room it's like can you see it and she's like i can draw that exact picture of your general right now so now um mia and sierra are talking about uh getting ready you know everybody's just getting ready amanda dresses like a huge snowman she wears one of kyle's inflatable costumes um mm-hmm and they go out to the party the party starts they're all bouncing around just in case you in case you guys didn't think so amanda's really fun so she does that and then uh they all party out there and sierra's like well okay last part of the summer bitches we've laughed we've cried we've earned this last party okay and we're going out tonight so don't get too drunk let's do this oh we see a shot of ben uh kissing sabrina and she goes love you and he just says nothing back and rubs her shoulders so then um as a party goes on dara and west sit aside for a private conversation and she's like oh my god westling adapt me the fuck up my man that was the most broey thing i've ever said out loud bully dara did that hurt that was like my punching fist it's like what was that and he's like whoa check this shit out is this cool like look if i sit like this i'm like a thinker she's like yeah recline it black oh my god so we made it to the end of the summer i'm sad he's like yeah i've been kind of like sad all week because um the best thing that's happened from the past two years happened so now i'm sad naturally it's like um give me a debrief bro he's like well i mean i'm in a better place like obviously for the main reason our baby c he's like yeah so then we go to jesse and sierra and they're laying on a day bed and she's like jesse solomon another summer down and he's like yeah this one felt good you know the The only part that didn't feel good was when you were upset with me.

38:10Ronnie Karam: So that was my thorn. And my rose is that you and Westies are besties again. She's like, the trail is back, even though I did not ask you what your rose and thorn is. But that's okay. And he's like, yeah, we're so back. Yeah, so back. It's like we never left. Yeah, everything's great. Everything's great. Everything's great. Everything's great. So back to West and Dara. She's like, oh, my God, I'm so happy to see you find peace with her. And who knows where it'll go? You know, but in my wildest, craziest dreams, maybe one day you guys will just, you know, when you're ready oh ring ring baby baby come on i don't know it's like hard it's like scary so then jesse's like have you guys had a discussion where you're like we're just friends and act accordingly or do you only do that with me and she's like well we've only been talking for a week and a day now but who's counting right yeah but like i feel like it got confusing when he would be flirty with you you know it's like yeah like we actually have not had a conversation yet about that kind of stuff but like i don't know because you like being flirty with him or why it's just well to be honest yeah i mean it's kind of fun i don't know it's like oh you sicko curve ball and she's like well i mean i'm seeing a change in him and he's making positive steps and you know i appreciate that but at the same time like i'm scared of his ability to be invested and then not at all it's like the whiplash of it like do you care do you not care like are we actually going to be friends or are we just going to be friends in the house and then post summer nothing and this is me talking about not her is this friends or are you expecting something more than friends i think that's a big question here because that is the big question he is not no matter how he's acting towards you which he is acting towards you like he probably does want something more but oh my god all we know is that like one thing that some people have said during this whole scandal is like i mean what's the big deal they're not even dating and not doing that just whatever but we've seen the previews for the next week's season finale that west and sierra make out so romance is still on the table and so all those people can hush up yeah so there you go everybody that's the end of summer house and so next week is the season finale yeah yeah next week it's the season finale and it looks like Amanda finally dumps Kyle and I don't know Sierra and West make out so or kiss at least I don't know if it was a make out look like a kiss I don't know I guess we'll see there's a big question there's a big question hanging over next week's season finale which is will it be a season finale that bleeds into in the city backdoor pile style because that's how summer house started and I feel like it would be only appropriate if it went that way as well so fingers crossed by the way sierra should have known that this whole thing was cursed because she made a party that looked just like winter house that's what i thought too i was like why would you celebrate winter house which brought you austin which was the worst thing to ever happen to you on tv like that was the beginning of your series of calamities like no no no no no no yeah i'm glad you said that because i i said the same thing when I was watching.

41:23Ronnie Karam: I was like, who does that? Yeah, not smart. Not smart. It's like me being like, hey guys, guess what my theme for the day is? All boys Catholic school. That worked out great for me. Loved it.

41:40Ronnie Karam: Alright, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Don't forget to go get live streaming tickets for The Cabaret on June 3rd and 5th at WatchWhatCrappens.com. We'll talk to you next time. Au revoir Bye

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