#3392 Below Deck Down Under S04E18 Part Two: Sins and Sensibility

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1:23Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

1:36Ronnie Karam: So then they go to the galley again and Jason checks in. And Ben's like, well, they were slightly turning their nose up at the food, but it's all right. I think they're like nightmares. Jason's like, that fish was amazing. All right. no one's asking him why he served another whole fish when they maybe he deboned it this time it didn't look like it yeah i don't know i feel like there was probably more drama on this charter than we got to see but they ran out of episodes so because what happens next is that it basically like fast forwards like fast forwards to the charter and then it's like jason's like okay this is what the guests want on day one they want to go swimming and then they want to eat food and then they want to this and this it just like it goes speeds through it and then all of a sudden there's this thing it's like they've also requested 12 individual cakes and then Ben's like I'm not making 12 cakes so he just buys 12 cakes and then the guests are like tastes like it's grocery store I was like that was clearly an episode right there clearly it was like I'm not making 12 cakes and Daisy was like you have to make the 12 cakes this is our final charter you have to do it Ellie's here why the fuck do we have Ellie making cakes she can make a cake for Joao but she can't make 12 small cakes make one big cake and cut it into 12 like you knew that was a scene right Treat the cakes like they're beds Make 12 yourself you fucking Loser and you know he Buys the cakes he serves the cakes That one woman says This is Starbot and then Jay's like I told him and he won't listen to me As the disrespect is constant But then the other person says Fuck I hate I hate foods that begin with C Why are you ordering foods that begin with C The other person says I actually think this is really good Yeah this is like really good it's really good and then it's like redemption.

3:15Ronnie Karam: Actually, Brandon loved the Storm of course he did. But the point was, clearly there was a full-on episode in here and they just they're ordering. I would like to say this to the editors. Thank you. Well done. I know, I kind of wanted to see it. This was great. And then there was one part of them making Jason wear a Speedo. 10 ,000 cash if he comes out in the Speedo. He's like, I could never do that. And then he does it. Yeah. And then Joao comes out and squirts like whipped cream into people's mouths and everything like that. They just kind of speed right through it. The reason why we had to speed through all this, a potential issue with cake, is because why have cake drama when you can have bagel drama?

3:59At long last, bagel drama comes to below the cake. Bagel drama. You've needed this.

4:04Ronnie Karam: You're a bagel person. I am a bagel person. Okay, so here we are. Daisy salurves, filet mignon and baked potato and lobster. Well, so haven't learned our lesson with that lobster, huh? And Brandon's like, oh, my God, what is this lobster? He definitely, is this cobster? Wow, he really learned. He really learned at lunch. So, you know, we keep getting served, but poor Patrick's not getting anything. Yes, Patrick did get something, but you're ordering a seven-course meal. Isn't this like a six or seven-course meal? You went too far. You went too far. Oh, okay, okay. So this happens later. I'll save that.

4:39Ronnie Karam: I'll reel it in. I was trying to set us up for the bagel scene, which is what happens the next day. So this is day two in the morning. Oh, so was this part of the fast-forwarding thing, the steak and lobster? Steak and lobster was part of the fast-forwarding because there's a whole other dinner that's going to happen. Well, so then he's already worried that Patrick's not getting enough food. Yeah. So it's the morning and Brandon is like, do you have any bagels by chance? And Daisy's like, so she's like, God, we got a bagel for Brandon. This guy who wants protein, protein, protein suddenly wants a bagel.

5:09I don't know. Something's not adding up here. so um they she puts in an order for the bagel and then uh then ellie tries to see like okay but uh what's her face is not hearing it jenna she's not hearing it so we're waiting and waiting and she's like could someone pick up the bagel and we're seeing the the timer and it's been like 15 minutes then 20 25 now it's been 25 minutes in that bagel and we hear a lot of static and

5:39Ronnie Karam: Jason says, I'm having trouble hearing you. I'm having trouble hearing you. Hello. So something's wrong with the radios. Shockingly, Brandon is not making a fuss over the fact that it's been 25 minutes since he asked for his bagel, which is kind of crazy. I think he's one of those people that's just used to being such a pain in the ass that he's going to have to wait. He probably doesn't even care about the bagel. He just really just wanted to make a place in order. So Daisy's like, she comes down and she's like, is the bagel ready? Well, we've called like 12 times. Oh, I'm sorry, you've called and none of you could have brought the bagel up.

6:11Ronnie Karam: Have you said Daisy, Daisy? I mean, you could just have been in here, brought the bagel up. Why didn't you just do that? Well, I'm not in charge of the galley. Wow, okay. I'm not in charge of galley. Wow, okay. Normally when you call someone, you either ask somebody else to walk by, you know. Well, that's a discussion with the head chef. I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, Ellie probably at a certain point Ellie should have been like, I'm just going to run this upstairs because it's getting cold. It's breakfast. You're not doing anything. Yeah, you're not. You're really not. She's just shooting herself in the foot anyway because she's, her attitude is a reason she's not getting promoted.

6:49Ronnie Karam: I mean, if she was nicer to Daisy, Daisy wouldn't be against her getting promoted. The only thing holding her back from being promoted is Daisy and it's because she's being a dick to Daisy all the time. You don't need to do that, you dummy. You just fucked yourself over. Yep. So Daisy's like, I think it's common sense that if they see a bagel sitting on the counter for 20 minutes. They would bring the bagel to the guests. So, and then Ellie's like, oh, she thinks she's the fucking queen of the boat. I'm like, she kind of is. Queen of she-beth is. Queen of she-bagel? That was good. Two buns at once.

7:24Ronnie Karam: You beat me to the punch. She thinks she's the queen of the boat. And Daisy's like, well, you know who would bring up the bagel if interior couldn't do it? A sous chef. So Daisy storms off and Ellie's like, you don't tell people from other departments how to do things. So Daisy, of course, is doing her favorite pastime, which is stomping through the salon going, un-fucking-believable. Fuck, unbelievable. She is a queen mutterer. I'll tell you that much. She's the queen of Sheba muttering. So then Ben's like, oh, was that Daisy? Yeah, she came in and yelled at me because I didn't bring the bagel up.

8:02Ronnie Karam: Did she die to bring it up? No, I don't know. She just left. She gets all innocent suddenly like I don't know What? So now Daisy and Jenna Daisy's of course bitching She's like could you go down and ask about the bagel Because I'm going to go fucking crazy The bagel's not going to be the only lug With a hole through its head Just sat there Just look dry as fuck So then Jenna's like I gotta bring the bagel I think that's what you asked for I don't know why someone didn't just come pick it up We caught many, many times. So many times. And I never had nothing on the bagel. I had nothing on the bagel.

8:43So then she brings this very sad looking bagel with not enough cream cheese on it to Brandon. He's like, it's really good. Thanks. I was like, I knew I didn't trust you with your bad bagel taste. And then Daisy and Jenna are in the pantry just starting to talk about tonight because it's going to be a Seven Deadly Sins dinner, so they're going to make it look black and red and look all sexy.

9:07Ronnie Karam: Nothing gets me hungrier than thinking of sloth. I know, right? So Daisy is... Which they turn into a sexy thing tonight. Yeah, it's like seven days. They're like sloth, sexiness, wanting. That's not what sloth is. I mean, in the seven deadly sins, wasn't sloth... Well, there was gluttony. Wasn't sloth like... Sleepiness. Or not sleepy, it's just being lazy. Yeah, but I forget what the representation was in the movie. Oh, it was the heavy guy. Was that Gluttony? Oh, you're right. That was Gluttony. Was Sloth the guy who was in the bed? I think so. The bed guy. Oh. Yeah. Well, I think we always remember.

9:46We'll never forget that scene. Yeah. That was terrible. What was the representation of Sloth in the film Seven Deadly Sins?

9:58Ronnie Karam: It's just called Seven. Oh, Seven. Yeah. Okay, let's look it up. Let's find out what's in the box. In the 1990 film, Sloth is represented by Victor Allen, a drug dealer and child molester. He embodies the sin and not just through physical laziness, but through deep spiritual apathy, neglecting his moral obligations and exploiting the vulnerable. Punishment strapped to a mattress for an entire year, allowing him to slowly rot, starve and deteriorate. Oh, are you hungry? Are you hungry? I know. Let's represent that. Delicious. so they're gonna do this um seven deadly sins thing and um basically we have this little montage we see all the guests are dressed up as as the sins and what cracked me up is that they all kind of they all kind of like dress like the sins you know like the like sloth gluttony and everything but there was one lady who was assigned to greedy and she just did not know what to do she came out like slow-mo and started clasping at her chest and going like oh i'm like that's not greed yeah Grisha had been like grabbing at things, like grabbing stuff.

11:02Ronnie Karam: She was wearing a red dress. Well, that's also the lady who was upset that it was a store-bought cake. Yeah. So I figured she deserved it because she is greedy. She's greedy for cakes. She's greedy for good cakes. But you know that Brandon was like, oh my God, why do we bring Ellen along? She always ruins our themes. Can I just also stand up for someone who I don't think anybody stands up for these days? The people who make cakes at grocery stores. You know, those are actually people back there. It's not their fault. They make it in a store. So now we hate the people like they do things. It's just the ingredient.

11:36They have, they have to cook it. They have to make those cakes with like preservatives and stuff to make them or whatever it is. It's not like homemade. I don't like grocery store cakes. I have to say, but I don't blame the person. I don't blame the person. And they're out there.

11:51Ronnie Karam: I could join you on that, but I'm a huge fan. The H-E-B by where I live has a whole cake slice section. You just go in and buy the slices of the cake. Girl. You know, it's not so much the cake, it's the frosting. I feel like they really fall flat on the frosting. Well, yeah, you do have to get a decent frosting. It tastes like it's like not, it doesn't have that like, it's not as delicious as a buttercream or as a cream cheese. It's just kind of like airy. Yeah, we can get them with the buttercream. It just sometimes it tastes just kind of like airy, like frosting. It just tastes like texture.

12:21Ronnie Karam: It's like the difference between if you get like a real piece of chocolate somewhere and then you eat like an M &M and you can taste the chemical. The chalky. Shit in that. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. Anyway, Seven Deadly Sins, am I right? That's where Europeans really hurt my feelings. When I first went, the only time I ever went there. And they were like, oh, American chocolate. I can't even eat it. It tastes like vomit. And I was like, really? I mean, I eat so much of it. But then I, of course, ate a lot of their chocolate. Because listen, when in Rome, eat their fucking chocolate. So I did. and then I got back and I was like, it does taste different.

12:54Ronnie Karam: I still eat it. It does. American chocolate is like the worst. Can I say something? I'll just talk about Europe is making me want to open up this San Pellegrino bottle. So if you hear that sound, also in honor of Danny. You're going to start burping and hiccuping. Well, I'm thirsty. All right, let's read a little bit of Danny Pellegrino's book. How do I unremember this? Unfortunately, true stories. It's going to pick a page. Pick a page. We love our Danny. I haven't done any bad rapping since Christmas, he said, just missing a bad sound effect. I took this to believe that he and I now had a rapport.

13:30Ronnie Karam: He made a little gift wrap joke. And although he didn't smile after he said it, it was definitely a joke, right? It was enough for me to excel for the first time since I saw his lights going off. Can I see your license and registration? He asked. I handed the man my license and searched my glove compartment for my registration. There were papers everywhere. A stack of things I shoved inside. my car's a hot mess so he stood there waiting for me to find the forms and after what felt like 45 minutes i finally found my registration and because i had thought we'd had a comedic relationship i let it out of the very loud and aggressive hello that's funny well that was Danny Pellegrino get his book one of that guy three he's and what a hottie i know how do i unremember this he has one about the Christmas one.

14:16I think he's the third book.

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16:29Let's see. So now they're all eating their dinner. And it's a multi-course meal. Every meal comes out. They have like a little preamble like, this one represents gluttony. as a giant bowl of pork fat. Enjoy. But Patrick, of course, since he doesn't eat anything, they're making every dish that comes out is just his greatest hits. There's a peanut butter and jelly that comes out at one point, and he's like, oh, really? I was just joking about that. But he won't even eat it because it's crunchy peanut butter, which I get. Crunchy peanut butter, far inferior to smooth in my mind. Eat your PB &J, sir.

17:04Ronnie Karam: Yeah, but they gave him stuff. And they're doing what he wants. He wants crap they're giving him crap yeah he's so he's he actually is perfectly happy and at one point though like ben just doesn't have something to serve him he's like i don't have a dish for him this round it's a seven course meal this round he's just not going to get a plate and so brandon's like um my guest doesn't have a plate and like like that's like really not cool can we get him something to eat and they're like he's gonna be getting a full fucking pizza in one second yeah Yeah, and you don't get 14 courses, Brandon. Yeah.

17:39Ronnie Karam: What the fuck? You have a seven-course meal. You expect this guy to get seven courses? Now, granted, if I didn't hate Brandon so much, I would argue that all you have to do is unwrap a Snickers, put it on a plate, and give the man a fork and a knife. There is a dish. What about a quesadilla? Do you think he eats a quesadilla? Yeah, probably. Tortilla and cheese? You would think. But, you know, he's like, I don't know about that. Where I come from, bread has crust. Was it the flat bread? What is this? What happened to the rest of the bread? Hey, this bread needs to eat a sandwich. Who sat on my sandwich and took the crust off of it?

18:12Ronnie Karam: Yeah, probably. You're right. Damn it. So now they bring up lobster with beurre blanc. Rich yet relentless. This course is wrath. Rich yet relentless. Lobster with beurre blanc sauce is wrath because it's rich yet relentless. By the way, the thematic tie-ins. I am not looking at a plate of lobster with a bourbonk and saying, oh, wrath. I think it should be spicy. I think wrath is like ghost pepper. Ghost pepper. It's like a deep red. It's like bloody. You know what I always think of? I always think of that Top Chef. I haven't watched Top Chef yet. But I always think of that Top Chef. You need to watch it so we can bitch about this guy together, that twin.

18:59I know. I'm so sorry. I'm so upset.

19:01Ronnie Karam: I mean, not upset. I was cracking up at Top Chef. You have to watch it. I was. I got the most him thing. I mean, you can tell me what he makes. It's not a spoiler. It's like, just don't tell me. Just don't tell me who gets eliminated. Okay. No, I won't say he gets eliminated. They had to make, they had to do vessels. Like they had to get interesting vessels, right? So someone picks like a log and someone picks, you know, they pick all these crazy things. And so he picks a candle holder and he wants his vessel to be a pumpkin. so a mini pumpkin okay oh fuck him okay so a fucking on a candlestick so it's like the dumbest first of all it's like so basic and basic most basic of course of course so what is the most basic bitch thing you could ever make somebody into the pumpkin you're gonna do like a like a butternut squash soup or something like that pumpkin puree not even that creative he made a dinner roll.

19:57Ronnie Karam: Wait. I swear to God. Wait, wait. He made a dinner roll and what? He put it into the pumpkin? He put a dinner roll in a pumpkin. And then on part of the shell, he put butter on the shell with some pumpkin in the butter. And they were like, did you home make the butter? And he goes, no, no. I just mixed it with the pumpkin. And they're like, oh, yeah, the butter's hard. Butter is not hard. You put heavy cream in a fucking blend. Meredith Marks made it. Yeah, you make it. You can make butter yourself, you idiots. They're churning it in fucking Fiddler on the Roof. How hard can it be? Wait, so...

20:31I mean, I'll see this, but like... He literally puts

20:33Ronnie Karam: a dinner roll, and I'm not even kidding you. He puts a dinner roll and a pumpkin. Where's the candle come into it? He puts a pumpkin on top of the candle. That's the vessel? Yeah. Like, that's how he used the vessel. And then they kissed his ass. Oh my god, this roll is just so brave to make a dinner. The man made a fucking dinner roll are you kidding that show is dead to me i swear to god wow okay dead well based on your anger i'm inferring some things fucking dinner roll and then they kept talking about like oh my god he made bread i was like okay we're giving gail too much power at this point yeah i was like of course wow yeah wow gail gail votes for the dinner roll wow wow it looks like looks i'm a little rusty on my Padma these days.

21:23Let's see. Wow. Looks like he made a depiction of Gail's mouth just full of dinner roll. Not my best work. Sorry. I've been stuck on CBS for too long.

21:34Ronnie Karam: Wow. This is like when Gail was pregnant. I said, what do you have a dinner roll in the oven? Yeah. So that was disturbing. Okay. So now they're still making this pizza while the next course comes out and um now the pb and j comes he doesn't like the crunchy peanut butter but he's still not pissed but the other guy is pissed for him yeah he like wants to have a scene so then lemon zest pasta perfectly entangled a dish that leaves you craving more envy lemon zest pasta is envy nobody envies your spaghetti no one's edvying the pasta you learned about from that lady from phoenix a few charters ago okay yeah the anchovy pizza she's like anchovy pasta anchovy and lemon pasta okay this is not to just work harder he just had a menu and he was applied all this stuff so then the big issue is that he um so ben is making this pizza and he's decided that he's going to plate it on a cake stand and ellie cannot understand why this is the thing that breaks ellie she's like but why why are you putting why are you putting pizza on cake stand And cake stand is reserved for romantic gestures like lemon meringue cheesecake for Joao.

22:48Ronnie Karam: What's the difference between a plate and a cake stand? Because the cake stand is up. He's like, please just stop it. Stop it, okay? What is the difference between mouse and dog? Well, dog has short tail, mouth has long. I don't know. Stop asking me these questions. Neither one would eat cake, Oscar. Neither one would eat sandwich or cake stand. Come on. What is the difference between plate and cake? You can put a vegetable on both And sell it for milk I don't know what you're trying to say here It's a really nice display Alright just stop it Stop it alright Everyone's gonna say isn't that wonderful It's on a cake stand And then they might forgive us for all of our fucking tribulations Alright that's why I'm doing it I just want service Ali Please gobstopper giblets Come on Remember in Dumb and Dumber when they pick up that guy on the side of the road and he's oh no, yeah, no I'm sorry, it's something about Mary and Ben Stiller is talking to the guy and there's like chatting and Ben Stiller makes a joke about like, well instead of 7 minute abs, we'll call it 6 minute abs or something like that and the guy's like, what?

23:53It's like 6 minutes abs, you know, because the joke is 7 minutes abs, he's like, no but it's 7 minutes abs, no no I know that was a joke, he's like, you can't have 6 minute abs, there's no such thing as 6 minute abs it's 7 minutes abs, that's like Kelly Ellie with this cake stand. She's like, what? Why are you putting pizza on a cake stand? It's a stand for cake, not for pizza. How could you do this? I don't understand what you're doing. He's like, stop it. We're doing it on a stand.

24:16Ronnie Karam: God damn it. I don't understand it. I don't understand. I'm on a second, too. I cannot allow this. Or as Gail calls it, her foot rest. Sorry, I'm back, everyone. Cake stands. Actually, as Gail calls it, she never gets there because she only stands once. Whereas Gail calls it afternoon sack stand. Whereas Gail calls it, it's a cake. I'm sitting down. Whereas Gail calls it, the hat she wore to the demolition derby. She thought she was going to the Kentucky Derby. Poor thing. Bless her heart. So, Ben's all upset. What's funny about this to me is it just looks like you didn't have a pizza stand. Because a cake stand is very close to just a regular pizza stand.

25:03But their cake stand looks a little nicer because it's like white porcelain or something.

25:06Ronnie Karam: Yeah, but I mean, it still looks like, oh, we just didn't have a pizza stand, so we brought this cake stand. Deal with it. But do we really think anyone on this charter is going to clock the cake stand except for grocery store lady? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Greed. Greed. Paula. Greed's going to clock it. Paula. You think Paula's going to really check it out? Like, oh, shut up, Paula. Shut up, Paula. You had your time. You had your grocery store cakes moment, Paula. You didn't even appreciate your cake that you got. That was handmade, by the way, Paula. I swear it was not handmade. Shut up, Paula. So Ellie's like, well, Ben, I've come a long way.

25:42Ronnie Karam: So when Ben gets in one of his moods, all I do is wipe my weave all over all of the food. How have they not had Ellie putting her hair back yet? I was thinking the same thing this entire episode. Because that is one, long piece of plastic hanging off of your head. I mean, that thing is. I mean, she has it in a ponytail, which is good. But, like, there's still strands. and I just am like some days it's kind of back but it's like all the way down are we not allowed to do hairnets in a luxury yacht I feel like there should be a hairnet by the way I also want to say we were talking about chefs you know what chef I would love for them to bring back would be the chef from Below Deck Adventure she was she was very dramatic she was like I have cooked you the seven deadly sins, I put my soul into it.

26:33And now I shall retire to a bath. And if I happen to die there, then it was all worth it. Goodbye.

26:39Ronnie Karam: I've been denied a crunchy peanut butter serving, and I must take a rest. Please. I'm going on leave. I love her. She was so good. Yeah. It was a great season. That was just such a great season of dour people. And it was really cold. That was the whole vibe of the season. It was like a winter one and everybody was just depressed. Before we knew that Faye was racist. That makes me sad. Faye's racist? She also posts a lot of this Islamophobic shit. It's a real bummer. It's a bummer. It's actually just like Nathan. It's all the same shit that Nathan and this guy Eddie posts on their Instagram. It's all that same stuff.

27:28Andrew problematic stuff, but I didn't know it was bad. Yeah, it was really bad. It truly breaks my heart because she's one of my favorite chiefs.

27:35Ronnie Karam: Well, she just died in my mind. And Ben is like, oh, God, I'm really stressed out now. She's like, focus on what you can control because you cannot spiral now. And I like that Ellie tells herself, I have learned to only focus on things I can control, which is everybody. Time to merge genetics. And she goes, that is a big sign of personal growth, no I'm like no you can't just go and chat GPT and ask what personal growth is and just give us the answer you've been on the same boat don't act like you went to therapy chat GPT did she really show personal growth I am so sorry I actually totally got that wrong she did not thank you so much for correcting me playing the song personal growth that's not it Sue so then we were in Jenna and Batool's cabin and Jenna's like

28:29I don't know what you're saying. What's your next destination? I need to find a job.

28:34Ronnie Karam: What is the last sin? Bad diction? So she serves, let me see what she serves. Lamb chops, rich pesto cream with a delicate yet excessive walnut crumble. A dish that takes without hesitation. Greed. No, no, there's no, no. Nothing about lamb chops and rich pesto cream says this is greed. You need to wrap that in that edible gold. Yeah, the green actually, that's smart. Adding a green element, you should have the greed, right? Greedy, green. Oh, green, green. Green, you know, like it's money. But still, still, I mean, we could do better. Okay, it's the next morning. It's next morning we're in the galley.

29:17And Ellie and Ben are happy that they've made it. And they're going to prepare breakfast. and they're serving pancakes and everyone's happy. And then Jason's like, alright, Joao, come on in. Alright, for this final docking, you get to sit on daddy's lap and you can drive the boat. Are you excited?

29:37Ronnie Karam: So, yeah. That's what they do, right? Yeah, Jason's like, he's like, I'm letting Joao dock the boat because he's earned it. He's a captain. He's got the certification for this. It's an opportunity for him to get behind the wheel and understand the characteristics of this boat. You don't mind that I do this. I'm going to supervise you while wearing a kimono. It's all right with you, isn't it? I'm still trying to get to the bottom of that situation. I hope you don't mind that while you dock the boat, my nutsack is going to be hanging a little bit below my hemline. All right. Guess what? This just in, my nutsack has just docked on your leg.

30:12Ronnie Karam: You're like a father to me. All right. That was disturbing. So that goes fine. and Patrick loves his eggs today. He's like, these eggs, they're phenomenal. Ben deserves a hug. You know what? It's great. And they're writing out their guest comment cards and one of the guests was like, honestly, the comment card needs to be bigger. Shut up, Paula. We already know what you're just going to say. Gross, restore a cake. We don't want to hear it. We've had enough out of you. Greed. You don't need a bigger fucking card, Paula. You should just be so happy you came along on this, okay? Because guess what?

30:45Tomorrow It's back to working at the desk at Bank of America. So shut up.

30:49Ronnie Karam: Hey, Paula, you know what? You need a bigger card. You know what we need from you? A smaller mouth, Paula, right? Hey, Paula, enjoy parking in your Toyota Camry tomorrow. So now Daisy and Jason are on the bridge. And she's like, I just want to run something by you. I'd love to give Jenna back her stripes. I would hire her again. I'd work with her again. I'd happily have her as my second star. well if you think the lesson's been taught I'm more than happy to go with your decision but you know when one woman owns the stripes we've got to take them off another so get me a woman up here to strip of her stripes alright I'll lose my stripes so then Daisy like has Jenna and this is cool too of Daisy because you know there's just part of Daisy that's like fuck Ellie with this too she's gonna be like I'm gonna re-promote somebody and then also work for Ellie not to get hurt.

31:44Ellie is not going to get that spot on the line. Yes. So Daisy's like, all right, step into my office, Jenna.

31:49Ronnie Karam: I'm going to make my nervous. Your stripes. I want to give them back to you officially. I think you deserve them because you learn from your mistakes as evidenced by really nothing, but we just can't have Ellie standing in front of you. You haven't yelled at somebody for two days. So congratulations. You've earned it. The way you didn't... The way that you didn't bring that bagel up to the guests, magnificent. Heria Stripes back. Second stage, modern death title. It should have made it. I'm proving to myself that I could do it. So now everyone lines up for guest departures and everything, and then Ben's like, oh, look at you.

32:31Poodle possum pucker face. I wish she had just come and pushed Ellie out of the way, stand next to Ben. Yeah. The guests walk off. Ben's like, oh my God, it's so good to see you again. Thank you for everything. and Carmen's like, you know what? We've been through different charters and you guys, you know, we pay attention to everything. And honestly, I have to say you guys were my best charter ever.

32:53Ronnie Karam: Wish we could say the same to you, Carmen. Brennan's like, you guys out ditch yourself. That was crazy. So they cheers and leave and stuff. And this this guy gives them$34 ,500. That was, that's actually a very high tip. That was good. That was really nice of them to do that. They cheer and they've made$335 ,000. I guess you can save your money when all you eat is chicken nuggets. Yeah, exactly. So they cheer. They're happy. And Barbie's like, this is like the best way to end the season. And I came here this season to listen to authority and I just kept my head down and I did not let my ego get in the way.

33:33And I'm so proud of myself. Barbie, you've been here for four days.

33:36Ronnie Karam: I know, Barbie. 72 hours. I did it. I've like grown so much. Like, I've learned how to listen to Authority after four days. So, like, I'm fixed. That's funny. And Jason doesn't give the helmet to anybody, because no one wears it anyway, let's face it. So, he decides he'll wear it for wearing Speedo to get a tip. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Summer always changes how I'd get dressed. I want pieces that feel lighter and more breathable, things that are easy but still pulled together. That's why I keep coming back to Quinns. They focus on high quality essentials that feel and look amazing.

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36:00Ronnie Karam: So now everybody's getting ready to go out and they're all, you know, this is the part they start to tell each other. They love each other and they're like family and they're going to really miss each other. That's what everybody said to me at Applebee's and guess who I speak to from Applebee's? Not a one. Not a one of those motherfuckers. Nope. Nope. And then now Joao's giving Daisy a back massage and she's like, I'm not used to dating guys. They're so nice to me. And now that the season's over, It feels like I can invest more energy into him Please don't So now everybody goes to drinks And Ben Tells Alicia that she has a good heart And a good soul Lipstick's a little wonky but that can always Get worked on You know you burned a couple of muffins Whatever forgot to put the sugar in the cheesecake That's fine You lit the sink on fire That happens once in a while You put the fish in the garbage than served it anyway.

36:59You know, these things happen.

37:00Ronnie Karam: Well, listen, you're consistently terrible. And consistency is important in this business. So good for you, Toots. It was a good season. And even with all the conflict and drama, it's a strong yachts team. And I honestly think egos are part of the problem. You know, myself included. But, you know, we're so strong and it's like the fight. Who's the strongest? But, like, we're all one team, guys. But as we all know, I'm the best part of the team. Am I right? and Batool's like meow meow meow meow can I say something for many years I was manipulated by my parents and I want to say thank you Jason I'm so sweet I've been years manipulated by my parents for years too I mean isn't that being a parent if you're not manipulating your children you are not raising your children Batool's the only one who's actually like actively working through some sort of childhood trauma on this show they're like great we'll just like check with her in three weeks.

37:56Ronnie Karam: I know. Can we get back to the guy who's really upset that his wiener wasn't as big as everybody else's in the locker room? Wait a second. Is Batool having an existential crisis where she's realizing that her entire upbringing was actually built off of antiquated views of how women should be? Okay. How about instead of that, why don't we focus on the chef pulling the linens off of bed? Yeah. Yeah. So it's sweet. And she thanks Jason for being so supportive. And they all cheers to Batool. as do we because she's the best so then uh alicia pulls daisy and jenna aside to chat and she's like can i just bitch a bit you know i just want to hold my hands up you know in the past i haven't always been the best to you jenna but i love you jenna and we're like sisters and i could work with you a million times blah blah blah and alicia only says shit like this or angry when she's drunk.

38:52Ronnie Karam: I kind of love a drunk Alicia at this point. But Jenna's saying,

39:00So then Alicia says, One of my favorite artists said that you can grow flowers where dirt used to be. And hopefully I'll be a flower. Just give myself time to grow. Well, also weeds. True. And also you have to

39:14Ronnie Karam: leave the dirt there for the flower to grow. I was like, you know that the dirt stays. Yeah, the dirt is still there. Not only is the dirt there, also poison oak, poison ivy, moss, fungus, lots of things can grow. So you could be any of those things. So don't get too excited. So they all kiss. And now it's raining. So they go back to the boat. And everybody had, like, the best night they've ever had. Yeah. So the next day, it's just packing time. It's packing. So let's get to this. Well, I will say the one thing that did happen is that Jenna and Alicia reached an accord over the rainbow penis thing.

39:51And Jenna's like, we can co-parent our baby penis. I was kind of upset. I was like, no, that is yours. And I've been stridently on your side about that stuff, that penis plushie. And the fact that you're like down to co-parent it with Alicia made me unhappy.

40:05Ronnie Karam: I went to bat for someone. Yeah, you're fighting for someone who just can't care. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now Ellie is counting her beans And she got 17 beans And he's like alright You really are this Willy Wonka Waddle So he gives her 100 bucks Yeah And then people just start leaving And they kind of like all shove them off the boat All at once which is kind of funny And it just sort of winds up with the heads of department Left and And then Joao's like well Daisy I like your pajamas I need to get a pair These are not my pajamas These are my very stylish clothes Did Ben ever Oh so Ben basically gives Ellie The chef knife Oh yeah Because he doesn't give her the He's like you don't get a promotion But I would happily recommend you as a sous chef And here is my rusty dull knife Enjoy Listen I'm not allowed to give you the position of Sous chef I will be however awarding you with the position As my girlfriend Oh hell no Congratulations.

41:10Please take this knife and I have given you the gift of being forced to check your luggage. Enjoy.

41:16Ronnie Karam: Listen, one thing we do not need to be giving Ellie a knife. No. We don't need that. What are you thinking? I mean, he could have been in a lot of trouble had to use that thing. I know. So they all go and they say goodbye to Jason the heads of department and then Joao is like you are like a father Zim to me. A brother, a captain, a lover. Oh, did I say last part. You are an inspiration. You're the light in my life. You're the joy in my soul. You're the one. You've always been the one. It's always been you. It's always been. All right, brother, I'm going to need you to calm down.

41:53Ronnie Karam: I zim you. I zim you forever, Captain Jason. I love you for the man you want to be and the man you already are. I love you, Jason. I love you. The funny thing here is Joelle's like, wow, Daisy, I love your pajamas This isn't my pajamas, this is my outfit And then she goes up to Captain Jason And's like, oh, I love those pajamas These aren't my pajamas So then Jason's like, you know I'm proud of this crew Although it feels like goodbye now I think it's the beginning of some great friendships What a season Remember when the real housewives of Salt Lake City were on here, eh? And then we just hear Meredith go I've had enough of your nonsense Nonsense But when they showed that clip of the Housewives of Salt Lake City, I was like, this show, that was the best.

42:40Yeah.

42:41Ronnie Karam: That was so good. It feels like it was so long ago. I hope if they do that again, they do it when it's later in the season. So the staff is already having their drama too. Yeah. Because that was gold. Well, it is the end of Below, Dark, Down, Under, but there is one final thing we must do. Oh, yeah. As it is, it will be the final time this season that we get to do it. It is, of course, time. Fish report. Fish report. Fish report. Season finale. Now I'm here for the fish report. Ronnie, you're going to come sit over next? You want to come sit over next? Sure, I can do that. You want to come sit over next?

43:17Yeah, come on over. Well, you won't be on camera, really, but that's okay. It's just about the fish. Right now, it's about the fish. Oh, actually, no, you can't. You have to go to the mic. Sorry. Oh, my God. No, no, no. You need to be on the mic. You need to be on the mic. Sorry. We're very professional. We're very professional. You can see it? Look, I'm going to make it big.

43:36Ronnie Karam: Okay. Wow. Oh, but if I make it big, I can't control it. Wait, no. Here, I can make it big on this. Here's what we're talking about. Okay, ready? Here comes the fish report. Oh, fun fonts. Fun fonts. We're really doing it now. Okay. So, let's look at this first fish. This fish report, I mean, this fish segment was lit, right? There were so many fish. I had to edit some out. It was literally like a minute long. They put so many good fish in it. So many fish. I mean, look at this fish. Look at this fish. Look at that. That's a great fish. this fish i think we saw the same fish uh last week just hanging out in the coral and it's like yep i'm still resting here i'm i'm giving up the fish game decide i'm gonna work from home right now so i'm no longer gonna go out into the sea no i feel like this fish is asked to work at home but it's still like showing up making too much effort you know it's like shows up on zoom wearing like too much makeup yeah like what are you doing we know you're wearing gym shorts i see the pile of laundry behind you why are you acting you know they're in their underwear underneath all of that it's in a great mood though look at that big smile i love when a fish smiles yeah because it doesn't have to take the train every day it's like i'm fucking home it also feels like at the end of a disney ride when things have been crazy and then all then like all the amatronics smile at you because it's the end of the ride like come again yeah it makes it through the entire it makes it through the entire zoom it's like i was the hottest person in that zoom and then it sees itself in the camera it's like oh my god i have avocado on my face i forgot to wipe the oh god they know i I was just eating guacamole before this.

44:59Do you ever go to, you ever been on, what's it, Splash Mountain?

45:04Ronnie Karam: Of course. Is the frog's ass water tight? You know, Splash Mountain's hilarious because it's like, oh good, look at all these animals having a great time. Oh no, Peter Rabbit's about to be murdered. He's tied up to a stump and there's an axe there and you think he's going to be destroyed. And then you splash down and all the animals are happy. You escape and this is like the fish is at the end of Splash Mountain. Look, hi-ho, hi-ho, you made it to the end of the ride. End of the season, right? Now, here we have, we've been really enjoying the starfish this season. And last week, we noticed some starfish that looked a bit like marshmallows with chocolate chips on them.

45:38And they're back from a different angle. This one, this one has like a little bit of Dorito. Like, it was eating Doritos beforehand. It was like, I didn't eat any of the Doritos. Like, Cherise, we can see you did.

45:50Ronnie Karam: Yeah. And what's really nice about this is you usually see a starfish and it's made friends with like a fish, like a regular fish. and the fish is hanging around and it's like, oh, it's like these poor people, you know. It's like the gay kid and the weird girl in school who become friends. Martha Plumpton. Yeah, Martha Dump Truck. And they're like, only have each other and school lunch and stuff. But look, starfish just moves so slowly but now you see that the starfish is actually about to fall in love. Yeah, there's about to be a starfish. And then look what happens. They dump the gay friend.

46:21Yeah, exactly. Gay friend is done. They're like, wait a second. It's another chocolate chip starfish.

46:27Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I'm out of here. And the gay guy is like, why don't you ever call me back, Martha? What happened, Martha? I'm like, I've just been really busy. It's like inching closer and closer. This is like the Cyndi Lauper of starfish. I woke up. I got psoriasis. Here's to all the people out there with psoriasis. I'm Cyndi Lauper and I got psoriasis. Starfish just want to have fun. Here is a fish. This one, this fish has been through it. This fish is like, I've seen some things. Look how weathered it is. It's like, oh, it's rough out there. This fish bought a facial mask from China off Amazon or something, and now look what happened.

47:04Ronnie Karam: Oh my God, why wasn't this in the reviews? How long am I going to look like this? I'm only 32, but gosh, I look like I'm 48. Wow. You think you're going to look younger and you wake up your face is all cresting off. What the hell? I was up until 6 a.m. working on the quarterly report, and I am exhausted. I have the Cable Ace Awards this week. Oh my god. It's scratching its back on the corals. Like, oh, that feels good after a long night of work. I am just tired. I am malnourished. All I had today to eat was a shitty sandwich from Gregory's Coffee. It's trying to itch its own fucking face off because it hurts after that mask.

47:40Yeah, this poor fish has really gone through it. Yeah, moisturize guys. This is a shark being obscured by Joao saying, my cuddles will make you sleep better.

47:48Ronnie Karam: Isn't that funny that they put that over a shark? Yes, that was intentional. Such a fucking liar. I love that. Yeah. It's our, so this is, I put this in because this is one of our favorites of the season. The shark that's been lying on the floor. We've been seeing the shark all season long. It's just as long. This time it looks like it's on a pile of cauliflower. Quite frankly. I just saw in one of the musicals I saw, I'm going to musicals every day. And one of them, I just saw someone was like, with shocks, we never stopped swimming. I was like, Oh, someone doesn't watch below deck. I know that that's, that's the truth of it right here.

48:20Ronnie Karam: Lazy shark, sir. Oh, here's one of our favorites is this flashy anemone. And look at this fish over here on the side. It's like, I want to be in the shot. Look, I'll get the controls out of there. God, I wish Apple would let us take the controls off the QuickTime. Who wants to watch a video with your controls embedded on top of it? Make it a separate thing already, okay? Okay. That's a really pretty fish. And it's probably like, I'm always dressed up and nobody ever pays attention to me. It's because you're always standing behind really beautiful walls as well. You need to be against a plain background.

48:52Underlight. Be a contrast. Yeah. The camouflage, I guess it's keeping you alive, but also it means that we don't see you and the effort you're putting into your look. Sorry. Just look at the other fish.

49:02Ronnie Karam: We notice the other fish because it's against a black background. It's like, I'm not going to stand in front of all that color. Oh, you were talking about this one is the one that we don't notice. Yeah. I was feeling like I don't notice this one. I feel like I see this one. It does look like a part of the planet. Is this a fish here too? It looks scaly or is that just the side of the coral? I'm not sure. I'm going to go forward. okay classic another big star of the season is this this is the lionfish i believe this is whatever i always confuse lionfish and zebrafish you would think it's a zebrafish but it might oh no i think this is a zebrafish uh big star just wanted to give it a moment in the sun because like can we just go to lunch without you having to fucking dress like this every time every time i get that you need the attention but babe we're it's we're tender green it's always and you're always like 35 minutes late because you're trying to put on exactly it's like we get it we get it i'm trying out for rupaul they think everybody's recognizing them like the waiter comes or can i uh would you guys like any appetizers well you're welcome how long have you been watching the show they don't recognize you they're here to take your order yeah one of my favorites is the next one of the season like it's a moray eel and that one is a grumpy moray this one is i'll go back so yeah This one is, I think, adorable because it's finally like I've been filmed all season.

50:16Ronnie Karam: And now look, it's a diva. It's like giving its 80 sitcom smile. It's like, and now it's a more a eel. Featuring more a the eel. Yeah, it's finally a star. It understands. It's not awkward anymore. It's not trying to hide from the camera. It's just like, oh, you're back. By the way, I do not want to get bitten by this thing. Look at those teeth. Jeez. I don't want to get bitten by anything. That's true. Generally speaking. That is pretty cute. and it's kind of it's like hello it's kind of like some would see that this as being evil and scary but we just see it as a mori eel just finally embracing its moment in the spotlight you know yeah it's great this one I love this one this fish is like a wise oracle that in the future it's like I've seen your quest go to the mountain yeah I feel like this one on the zoom meeting is the one that doesn't know how to use the Zoom yet.

51:11Ronnie Karam: Or it's like when you call your parents online and they have the phone down here. Hi! Mom, why do I need to look at your waddle through this entire phone call? Figure this out. The fish is like, go to the mountain and receive your destiny. I'm sorry, you don't have your microphone on. I don't know how to do Oracle things on Zoom. You're literally using Oracle software. I don't even know what that means. Just let me be mystic. Yeah. I love that one. Look at that. This fish I thought was funny because it's like, oh gosh, we're going to get to that one. So this fish is funny because it's sort of like going in all different directions.

51:47It feels like it wasn't ready to be on camera. It's like, should I swim to the left or to the right? Which way? This way? This way? Do you want to go to the right? Oh my God, there's a camera over there. Wait, am I going backwards? It's actually going backwards. It's actually backing into its parking spot. And then it's like, no, I'm going to go to the right instead. It's just very indecisive.

52:06Ronnie Karam: I'm wearing vertical stripes. Do these make me look thinner? like you're literally a piece of paper okay i know you couldn't be thinner could we stop could we stop worrying about this so much like let's focus on your personality she probably has just the worst banter too you just tell oh my god i went to nordstrom racks and like it's not called racks no well

52:32you're like you already know you're like this person's not gonna have anything interesting to say about Nordstrom.

52:36Ronnie Karam: Or it's like your friend who's always messing up their makeup, but you know they stare in the mirror all day. It's like you put your eyeliner in the middle of your eye. It's like crossing your entire eye. Girl, are you doing this in the car again? I like that show with the, what's it called? Sofia Bergara's on it. America's Got Talent. First of all, I don't like that you misspelled. You didn't say your name right. And second of all, you watch America's Got Talent. Oh, it's very good. They've got jugglers. I like it. I think it's fun. Americans have got talent. That's not what it's called. It's going into its 20th year, I think.

53:05I was like, okay, you know, I don't want to talk to you anymore. Look, there it goes. Oh, now this one.

53:10Ronnie Karam: Oh, now this fish. Yes, this angry fish. This is surprising. This grumpy ass fish. This is surprising because this fish has been cute all season long. Like, every time we've cut to this fish all season long, it's had the cutest face on it. Like, adorable, cute. Oh, that's the same cute big ridley sorrento-lipped fish? It's the one that's always cute and smiling and adorable all season long. And then all of a sudden, for the season finale, it's in a mood. Yeah, I figured out how much Bravo pays its talent. It got its first paycheck in the mail. It's like, excuse me. Yeah, and its friend is upset too.

53:43I think the friend is a bad influence. The friend is like, I told you, they're not paying you. They're not compensating you for being on camera.

53:48Ronnie Karam: They said I could do this for exposure. I get a big Instagram. I've got three new followers. They said, okay, meet on the sea floor at 3 p.m. and you'll get your big moment in some. Well, guess what? Look who else is here. All these goldfish. I'm not here to share the screen. This is my moment. You know, I'm an influencer now. You know what I got an influencer gig for? Fishing hooks. What the fuck? No one's going to buy fishing hooks from a fish. I've already lost so many followers. They said you can't do that. That's unethical. But now what do I do? I already signed a contract. I'm mad. I've never seen a fish so angry.

54:21It's really scowling.

54:23Ronnie Karam: It also has human eyes. Don't you think? Like a human eye expression. I just feel like seeing how adorable this fish has been all season and how it smiled at us so warmly to see this true side of it. Well, you know what? It's so nice to have guests, but it's so nice when they leave. And we're just not leaving. This camera has been down there all fucking season. It's like, get out of here. I kind of feel like it's the Danny Bucco of fish. Like, we now see the real fish. Oh, what? So now I can't drink?

54:55Okay, this one is notable mainly for the turtle. Because, first of all, the turtle has some stuff on its back. I don't know what's riding on the turtle, but look, this turtle, one would think this turtle is trying to get out of the way of the shark because the turtle's like, uh-oh, I'm about to be eaten.

55:09Ronnie Karam: The turtle is like, I'm going to turn myself into just a stop sign. It doesn't want to get eaten. And so, like, isn't this the one that helps? Yeah, this one does some Matrix shit, watch. It's like, da-da-da-da-da. It's like, what? I'm not even a turtle. Not even a turtle. Yeah, this is some stunts. I'm just a stop sign. Keep on going. The turtle clearly practices with the shark. It's like, okay, now remember, when you get to me, when you get to that piece of coral, I'm going to flip. Okay, and three, two, one. Yeah, you're right. This is kind of some choreography. The shark's like, it'll look great.

55:36It'll look like I'm trying to attack you, and then everyone's going to be so impressed. Like, yeah, okay, let me do it again. Okay, you were a little late on that entrance. Can we take it from the top?

55:45Ronnie Karam: We're like they're trying to high-five each other. He's coming in for the high-five, and he's doing the... Hey, shark. Oh, gotcha. Hey, shark, high-five. High-five. Hang low. High-five, flipper. High-five, high-five. Oh, psych. You just got sea turtles. Psych. And you can't do anything about it because I'm endangered.

56:04Okay, now this fish is just like lost. I'm sad. I felt bad for this fish. I felt like it needed to have like a moment because like it's clearly out at night. Like everyone went, everyone's like home and asleep and this fish is going to get eaten.

56:17Ronnie Karam: Yeah, and it deserves it. You know, it's like there's a curfew for a reason. Yeah, it's the kid in the beginning of Stranger Things who gets taken into the underground or the under upside down. It's like, well, you shouldn't have gone home late from Dungeons and Dragons, Fish. This finale scene is like, but I'm gay. I have a superpower. My superpower is being gay. Also, I will only eat chicken nuggets from now on. Guess what? You're also about to be eaten. And then beautiful jellyfish. By the way, there's a million sea turtles. I had to cut out a bunch of them, quite frankly, because they're just too many.

56:49But here's one. It has a little friend that's like, I'll be a new starfish.

56:52Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Hey, guess what? I got ditched by a woman. that would be great to know another gay are you gay i'm just assuming so because your shell is amazing it's a fabulous yeah i'm just kind of a dorky girl guys won't talk to you well i guess i'll try this again and uh uh these fish are just they're just so um they're just in a rush and i don't think they even know where they have to go they're just like we gotta get there we gotta get there we gotta get there and then i i think this one in here just for you ronnie because i I know you love this, this underground situation. I don't know. Underwater situation.

57:26I don't know what this is, coral or plant life, whatever, but I just want to give you one last one for this.

57:31Ronnie Karam: It looks like me before I found that earwaxing kit on Amazon. And another nice one. Okay. This one I liked because, um, that shark reminds me of me where I'm like, where I'm like, well, I don't have to take this lane to get onto the highway. This thing's open over here. I'm just gonna take this lane. I take the open lane and then I get there. I'm like, oh, there was no entrance to the highway from this lane. Now I see why everyone got in that other lane. Because all the other fish are going in one direction. The shark is like, oh, no. I don't know where you guys are going. And then our pencil fish and that.

58:03Ronnie Karam: That's a cute one. Yeah. They got a lot of cute facials. They got everybody smiling today. Except the puffer fish. Maybe that's why the puffer fish was mad. Yeah, everyone else is smiling. Look at this. It's like finale. Finale. And you know what I love? I hope it's coming up next. is this. Oh, God, I love that. There's been a lot of Ray stuff. But this Ray charging at us, like, now you go home! You go home, I say! Get off my lawn! Yeah, I think suiting is over on this street, and everybody's like, okay, guys, this is fun. Pack it up. Like, you stay, okay, we're going to call the police now. Okay, you're in overtime.

58:38I'm telling the union leader. I'm telling SAG-AFTRA.

58:41Ronnie Karam: It's like the last round of drinks at the Mexican food place. It's like the fastest flamenco you've ever seen. And of course, we just have to end with Captain Jason's basic fish that are just going down the toilet. I mean, at the end of the show, he looks at the fish and he's like, all right, guys, see you later. See you next time. Like, what the fuck? Who's going to feed us? Who's going to feed us? We just want to be back in the big ocean. That's why there's always new fish. You're just props, guys. You're all going down the toilet. Yeah. Enjoy your faux shipwreck that you get to swim around.

59:14not even a real shipwreck you stupid fish he's like bye and then we're like bye

59:19Ronnie Karam: fish report this has been the final fish report alright everybody thank you so much for being with us all season it's been a stellar season of this show for sure next weekend we'll be back with the queen of hugs Captain Sandy for Below Deck Mediterranean that's right bye

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