#3487 McBee Dynasty S03E08 Part Two: Wedding Smells

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2:06Ronnie Karam: so now um it's 1 a.m and uh they're gambling and they're still talking about you know i don't know where they're gonna go to are they gonna go to the street club or are they not gonna go to the street club but they don't tonight that tonight they uh go to bed and we wake up the next well they go to bed at 5 30 a.m but the next day there are drinks and mcdonald's and shit just all over the suite i mean this is definitely people who were given a free suite from tv you know just like

2:39Ben Mandelker: trashing it and i also was like finally something i can get behind copious bags from mcdonald's i'm like now we're talking now i'm relating to these people yeah so um they're waking up and i was like

2:54Ronnie Karam: case like i feel bad my head hurts so meanwhile tegan's like uh uh jake is that his name she's like jake you know you pissed your pants last night he's like i did not piss my pants stop accusing me i'm hitting my pants but you did hey everybody jake pissed his pants last night and he's like yeah and i'll do it again i'll be what do you think about that i'll piss my pants again

3:16Ben Mandelker: tegan's my favorite of the women because um she seems actually like a fun person like i think i would actually enjoy hanging out with her and i like that she outs jake for peeing in his pants and she just seems like i don't know she just seems like the best of the of that bunch like she's the only one who actually has a pulse the rest of them just sit there and they're sort of catatonic you know like been through some sort of like occult brainwashing like fast blinking of the slow blinking of the eyes but like tegan seems okay and this was a big jake episode we haven't We don't see a lot of Jake.

3:49Ben Mandelker: He sort of pops up here and there. But he got some full-on scenes and some confessionals, which was, I guess, sort of interesting.

3:59Ronnie Karam: Yeah, it was some groundbreaking stuff. It was a Jake episode, for sure. He's like, we're going to go to the strip club no matter what nobody says. I don't care what nobody says. I'm going to go piss on the stripper if I want to. Let's do it. I got a bus to go to the strip club. the guys, except for Steven, all the other boys, boys, they go to the race car track or whatever. They're going to go do some racing. And the other people go to the Cowboy Christmas. And Steven's like, what am I doing here at Cowboy Christmas with a bunch of girls? I should be out with boys doing boy things. It is crazy.

4:33Ben Mandelker: You're the most pessimistic person about Cowboy Christmas, but not coming with me. By the way, I'm not going to lie. I did kind of want to go to Cowboy Christmas after seeing it. I absolutely did not. I wanted to go just once. I love that Cowboy Christmas happens at the same time as Art Basel. Like, there's two polar opposite conventions happening in the United States at the same time.

4:55Ronnie Karam: Well, I'm from Texas, so most of our shopping things have that, you know, kind of Cowboy Christmas element to it. So, I'm just like, yeah, I don't need it. But they go in there. I'm shocked that this whole episode, they've been telling us how important Cowboy Christmas is. And nobody but Jesse or nobody but Steven Jr. from the company even goes to Cowboy Christmas. What the fuck?

5:18Ben Mandelker: And then, yeah, only Steven goes. And then on top of that, they're just like fucking around in Cowboy Christmas. It's not like they're taking meetings. They're not going to any suites. They're just like walking around like, oh, you sell tello? What do you sell tello? What's your tello like? Our tello's better. You know?

5:34Ronnie Karam: Oh, my God. Look, over there. This is where I dream. We can sell McBee Farm t-shirts. Like, wow, you guys are really killing it. I loved the part where they went up to a tallow lady. So they see tallow. He's like, wow, tallow. So they go up and Casey's like, I'm going to do some interviewing because I could learn something. How long have you been in tallow? And the lady goes, oh, gosh, since 2023. I was like, wow, what a long-lasting dynasty that you've got going here. And then did you notice Allie was so shady? Yes. Because Allie goes, I want to try your tallow. And she puts them on. She goes, whoa, that.

6:13Ronnie Karam: Now that is silky smooth. All right. This is tallow. Wow, Casey. Check this out. This is how you do it. This has got hers in her fridge, idiot. Does it by yourself.

6:24Ben Mandelker: I noticed that. Stupid. To me, that was both a, I'm going to diss your shitty stuff, Casey, because you don't want me to be part of your company. And I'm also going to show you how well I would sell it on social media. Wow. silky smooth and i would if you use my promo code you can get this montana tallow for the low low cost of five dollars wow that'll be ten thousand dollars and twenty percent bitch i have a finance degree um so i totally clocked that as well um so then they're just like walking around looking at things and um then over at the the racetrack we see jake is driving he's driving like 130 miles per hour and he's totally unfazed his face looks like he's driving 50 miles per hour like normally we're used to people like whoa uh then jake is like if there's anyone who i think is gonna be dead last it's gonna be cold little wimpy ass because i watched him wreck a combine last year and we see a you know cold driving over a rock with a combine and breaking the whole thing

7:29Ronnie Karam: and we saw this year jesse doesn't know how to open a tractor door so that's that's who we're talking about here uh so we go back to the hotel and guess who's here

7:39Ben Mandelker: it is lady of fun galena um she is fully she is fully made up like she is about to go host a local news hour somewhere and um she she ali greets her at the door and they um you know they're gonna like be setting up for this uh this bachelorette party for casey and galena's saying that she's not the party animal she used to be she's like but i will give it like like i say

8:07Ronnie Karam: about murdering chickens i will give it my best shot ali's like wow what are you gonna wear tonight Galena? Well, I'm going for disco slut milf, you know. That's how I go. Thunder down under, let us do.

8:27Ronnie Karam: So Galena's just excited to be invited, you know, and by the way, Galena's like, oh my god, thank you guys so much for inviting me. That was really sweet, and it means a lot to me that you would think of me. But in another scene, someone's like, oh my god, Galena's here all alone. galena just happens to be here all alone so i guess we we should invite her to hang out they said something like that it's like oh god you guys are such digs you don't even admit to inviting

8:54Ben Mandelker: galena i know um so meanwhile steven and ally at uh cowboy christmas they they stop over at a turquoise store because steven's like i love turquoise jewelry so uh they start trying on different things and ally's like there's something so sexy about a man wearing a wedding ring The hands, the veins, the calluses, the big old band. Like, why is it like every confessional with her is about her explaining why something is sexy? There is something so sexy about watching a man put his hand on a slot machine, the biceps bulging, the metal in his hands with the arm. It is just so sexy. I'm like, this lady is really trying to sell us on the fact that she is deeply attracted to Stephen McBee Jr.

9:49Ben Mandelker: It's just manly.

9:51Ronnie Karam: Stephen's got just such sexy manly hands. So she's helping choose a ring. And Casey's like, well, I'm uncertain about this. I don't know that I want to even get married in Vegas. We waited such a long time to get engaged. And now Cole's just like ready to get married. I mean, so many people would be missing out on this whether they waited so long to get married. They want us to see us get married. Everybody's going to be so upset if they don't get to see us get married.

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12:52Ben Mandelker: Casey and Teagan have returned from wherever they were, I guess Cablo Christmas. And so they are going to get ready to surprise, you know, Kate, like something. I don't know the bachelor they're just getting ready for the bachelorette party and now Casey

13:06Ronnie Karam: is like this is where I love that this girl who's saying I wait let me I'm sorry to interrupt you as usual but what isn't this whole thing about them going to Vegas because it's kind of going to be their bachelorette party and bachelor party wasn't that in the plans originally they were like let's go because you guys are engaged so if we go to Vegas we can have like a bachelorette and bachelor party so why is it why are they doing that if they don't have a wedding planned first of all why do you have a why would you be throwing someone a bachelor or bachelorette party there's no wedding even on the books and then also if you're doing all this why would you be surprised that the thing is going to be getting married in vegas on this show like it's almost like they

13:47Ben Mandelker: said we're going to get married in vegas and then all of a sudden the producers were like oh actually pretend like you're not and that this is a surprise because you're right you don't have a bachelor or a bachelorette party until like you're very close to the wedding. It's supposed to be like, this is your last hurrah. So if there's no wedding on the books and you're just having a bachelor and bachelorette party on spec, that like makes no sense. I also love here. Our note taker says, um, Allie and Galena are waiting to surprise Casey with the decorated area for her bachelorette party. Why does that crack me up?

14:18Ben Mandelker: They go into the suite, but there's only one little section of the suite that's decorated. It's like, I hope, I hope she comes around the corner of the suite And sees the decorated part where we put some balloons up Like it's such a low stakes surprise We've got a corner of the room That has a balloon in it

14:34Ronnie Karam: Oh so Casey's like Well I invited Galena to come to my Bachelorette party for the wedding I'm not even supposed to ever be having Until maybe two years or something Dot dot dot But she may be crazy But at least she loves us Everybody knows that

14:54Ben Mandelker: so um now cole calls casey and um she's he's just like checking in to see what's going on and uh the girls are getting dressed up into their bachelorette party outfit you know because they got look good for thunder down under and they're just like talking about eating food and stuff whatever it's literally unimportant and then over the boys um so brayden's like well well, Jake, should we lay down the laws of the land for tonight? Jake's like, I think it's time to lay down the laws. It's like, okay, what does that mean? It's like, rule number one, no communication to the girls. Brayden's like, and number two, you got to have a good time.

15:37Ben Mandelker: No bad moods tonight, Stephen Jr. Stephen, that was -

15:41Ronnie Karam: Well, I just got some information from you because I heard it from somebody who shall not be named, who is gorgeous, and I will probably marry before the week is out, that the girls are going to be very upset if the guys go to the strip club. Do not go to the strip club.

15:57Ben Mandelker: And Jake's like, oh, you're definitely, he goes, I'm not going to point fingers. He's like, you're definitely pointing fingers, man. He's like, well, it's Vegas. So they're like, we can't, we absolutely cannot go to the strip club. Well, guess what? Now everyone's going over. The girls go over to Thunder Down Under and Ali has a big announcement. meant i am ready to get down in vegas i don't think i was ever a party girl but don't get me wrong i still love shaking my ass at the club occasionally so i am excited for those galton girls in vegas i mean i try when ali says that she oh i'm sorry this was i'm sorry i'm reading the wrong alley here let's take it from the top i'm ready to get down in vegas whoa this sounds more real for a moment when i was like the other alley is talking about shaking her ass in a club I was like, what are we talking about here?

16:51Ben Mandelker: This makes no sense. That Allie shaking her ass. I mean, I know she lives in the city, the big bad city, but I just can't imagine Allie shaking her ass at the club. But now that we know it's Allie with an E, I apologize, everyone. I'm sorry that I...

17:04Ronnie Karam: Well, the other Allie is the one last season or whenever they had the male strippers, because this has already been a plot line where Jesse got all upset because they had a male stripper and the stripper was dancing on Allie and he like wheelbarrowed her. He like lifted her up and she was like shaking her ass on. So I don't know, that little Allie's, the innocent Allie's got something in her too. But yeah, you guys have already used the stripper storyline and it was about as entertaining the first time. So Allie's like, wow, I've been to, I mean, I've been to Vegas, but these are Gallatin girls.

17:37Ronnie Karam: I mean, that one just saw a mountain last year.

17:40Ben Mandelker: It's true. I'm surprised Casey didn't make any remarks about that flying into Vegas. Look, Look, I seen a mountain over there.

17:49Ronnie Karam: I saw my first mountain last year, and now everywhere I turn, I can see a mountain.

17:55Ben Mandelker: It's like, that's the Luxor. So, Ellie. So, they're just having fun. Okay, so they go to the Thunder Down Under place, and we see flashbacks of Allie without an E getting that wheelbarrow thing happening to her and everything. It's fun. They're wearing drinks.

18:15Ronnie Karam: Big news, big news, huge news, guys Allie is so turned on by the strip club That she has sent a sexy text to Jesse You know, the guy who's just treating her like shit for no reason And her text says, thinking about you later And then it has a drooly text And she's like, well, we are trying to work on our relationship Let's see if it worked And then Casey's like, you should text him and say I'm not wearing any underwear one time cole said that to me and i thought it was sexy but then he had skid marks on the inside of his jeans and i said you really should wear underwear though cole it's from the combine

18:55Ben Mandelker: so then um skid marks mean something else on this show um so then ali is like and we also find out that like that ali also did a boudoir shoot for for jake once so wow uh but i was like girls this says come on i know how to do this okay there is an arch to sexting okay this is why make ten thousand dollars per sex okay it's literally simple ladies like i don't know what's going on between those two this is what you have to do you say i can't wait for you to be inside of me and this tallow is silky smooth send so then the guys are there and uh they're they're riding on the bus and all of a sudden jake gets the text and it's like oh my god it's crazy and they're Like, you broke the rule because you're texting with your girl.

19:40Ben Mandelker: Rule number one is broken.

19:44Ronnie Karam: And Jesse's like, yeah, I got this text from Allie. It was more of a sex, I'd say. Definitely unexpected from Allie. I mean, it's exciting. You know, maybe it was a good idea to come to Vegas. You know, maybe she's actually feeling herself a little bit and actually wants me. And then there's another text from Allie that says, I can't stop. Oh, you already said that, right?

20:06Ben Mandelker: I want you inside of me. By the way, I think I said that Ali made a boudoir photo shoot for Jake, and that is actually categorically wrong. It was for Jesse. Big difference. Big difference with those Js. Oh, gosh.

20:22Ronnie Karam: Okay, so the women are going crazy at the Thunder from Down Under show. And then the guys are on the rooftop of Caesar's Palace. And we find out something nobody is shocked at. Cole. Hangover. that's where this took place right that's my favorite movie we know

20:44Ben Mandelker: we already know without knowing we already know we know and so uh and the thing is that like the girls either right before this right after this they send a photo of them with all the strippers so then they're like what that's not right so we're definitely going to strip club and then jake is like well everyone i made a few calls and that bus is headed to the shat fire i would have loved it if the bus was driven by Tessa. Well, boys will be boys, and if they want to go to a strip club, they're going to go to a strip club. That's what I'm here to do. Just mother hand, take them to Sapphire.

21:17Ronnie Karam: Boys will be boys. So now they go to the Sapphire Gentleman's Club, and Jake's like, you know, I was strictly told, I do not take over a strip club, but after I see the Incredible Hulk and the Thonk McAni in front of girls and the biggest smiles I've ever seen on their face, you bet your ass we're going to a strip club. Oh, well, lucky girls at the strip club. I know, man, to sit for anyone to ever think that those girls don't work hard for their money. Enter the McBee crew.

21:47Ben Mandelker: I know, seriously. I've never had more sympathy for the sex workers of our nation than when those McBees walk into that strip club. So Jake They go in there and Jake tells us You know I was strictly told To not take Cole to the strip club But after I see an incredible Hulk in a Dong bikini with a garblesson Did you read this part already?

22:11Ronnie Karam: Yeah I just did that one We're both reading each other's things So Cole's like well I thought they were Yeah it's the same thing over and over And Stephen Junior's like Boys I'm headed back to the hotel Because I've got a woman I love who's got a father I need to impress. See ya. So he leaves. And they're like, you're a little bitch. How could you do that? And Cole's like, I thought there was some kind of bro code here, but I guess that's out the window.

22:36Ben Mandelker: He's whipped, and he loves to be whipped. I just would love it if they cut to Stephen McBee at the hotel just arranging all his little trinkets he got from Cowboy Christmas. This one goes on the left. This one goes on the right. And this one I'm going to journal about at 4 a.m.

22:53Ronnie Karam: Look, I got belt buckles. Each one has a letter. When you line them all up, they smell memberships. Now, this one here goes on top of a Christmas tree.

23:04Ben Mandelker: It's Father Christmas, but with a cowboy hat on.

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23:07Ben Mandelker: Thank God for Christmas.

23:12Ronnie Karam: So, Stephen says, Allie told me early on that if I went to a strip club in Vegas, it was over. And at 31 years old, I don't need a strip club anyway. Okay. so now he leaves and the ladies are still whooping it up at the thunder down under show and now the guys are at the strip club and cole's like wow they're looking at me and then they all need to stop yeah i imagine you get that a lot yeah this i'll always remember i remember what it's called an existential crisis that's what you're seeing on their faces okay exactly i'll

23:49Ben Mandelker: always remember when we went to swinging swinging richards that was called swinging dixters swinging richards i think in atlanta and it was the strip club these guys and at one point i got like a lap dance and i just remember that this guy was just staring off at the wall and i was like oh man he hates this it just was the funniest thing and i was like the sadness in this man's eyes right now and it's just being at work yeah and so it's like i mean and so when you see the stripper come over to cole and be like do you want to dance you just can see her focusing on a spot on the wall it's like a ballerina needing to focus on one spot so she doesn't get dizzy as she spins around you know or like a figure skater it's like it's just you just hear you know dutch marks of dollars american express will do nicely thank you let me loosen up your collar now tell me you want to see me do the shimmy again

24:54Ronnie Karam: well you know look i'm sure a lot of times you have to disassociate like with any job that you do you know it's like just this is straight disassociation i think in this case You see Cole sitting there, and it's just a cavalcade of the word choices going through your head. Choices, choices, choices, choices. I've just made so many choices. My choices have all led me to Cole, you know?

25:20Ben Mandelker: Yeah. You know, I think that there's, I think in the year 2026, I think we have a different view of what it is to be a stripper. I don't think it's seen as such a shame. like people shame it aggressively before and it's like slutty and terrible and there was just so much shame in it and i think we're seeing that it can actually be a very empowering thing and we've you know updated our views on all these professions etc but um it doesn't matter what job you're in you can always have a moment where you say how did i wind up here how did i wind up with this awful co-worker how did i wind up with this awful boss and i think sometimes even a stripper will be like, this was a mistake.

26:04Ben Mandelker: I have to give a lap dance to Cole McPhee.

26:09Ben Mandelker: I'm going back to corporate America.

26:14Ben Mandelker: Sometimes you have a moment.

26:17Ronnie Karam: You don't have to be in a shameful position to feel shame. You know what I mean? You don't have to be in a shameful profession, I should say, to feel shame. I think at some point, any of us are just like, oh my God, this sucks. This day sucks. And I think this was hers um so jesse um meanwhile is they're basically talking about the dancers and stuff and then one of them gets an offer i think cole right they're like hey do you want to dance and they're like do it cole do it cole do it it's your bachelor party cole you gotta do it now you ain't listening no woman you better do it and cole's like uh i better behave myself not do it this time and so cole gets a gold medal for not getting a lap dance that time and then casey gets

27:08Ben Mandelker: pulled up on stage at the thunder down under and this guy with his big long hair does this whole dance on her and has her put her hand on his chest and everything and everyone cheers and even ali's

27:17Ronnie Karam: like oh my god this is crazy and um even ali that's how ali acts in every single scene she's Like, what?

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30:10Ronnie Karam: uh i saw another story online that ali is shooting something with austin like they were seen on camera having lunch please don't do this all awesome curl please do not bring ali ecklund onto southern charm please please i mean look i have to say i don't i i i think ali is very

30:32Ben Mandelker: annoying i think that she has like a made for tv personality i think this is like a lane she wants to go down but i still actually weirdly enough like her more than calla calla was just the pits and like i was rooting for calla i was rooting for calla i love that i love everything we talked about at the top of the episode it's actually so nasty what she did but i kind of enjoy that kind of like as a reality star i like that but i felt like calla was just a real she was just like a real buzzkill ali is like fake and insufferable but i don't know i think if i have to choose

31:04Ronnie Karam: between two i'll take ali i take calla because calla is at least giving you something kind of real you know this ali seems like a very nice person she just comes across as constantly it's like on qvc you know it's like oh my god look what we have nox it's a bracelet oh my you know it's just very all the time it's like she's selling selling selling it's just too much she seems like a nice person i just don't want her on southern charm although i would love to see patricia's reaction to her i know but you should be like who is this taxon don't like her yeah so anyway let's see so he denies a lap dance on his part so um then jesse tells us well i think once casey finds out we went to a street club she's going to choke the life ahead of me and then we go back to the women and it's after the show now they're walking through the casino and they see the guys and they all take a seat on oversized cowboy hats because of course

32:14Ben Mandelker: and then they sort of have this like you know run-in moment like oh my god what's going on oh we went to the club and everything um and so anyway casey and cole go up to their suite and they go up to this pool and and like casey puts her feet in the pool and cold like brings over this oversized chair and he can't quite it's like too heavy for him so we watch him like really struggling to get this chair over by the pool and i'm like bro why why are you obsessed with this chair just put your feet in the pool also roll up your seat yeah it was really weird like

32:51Ronnie Karam: she has her feet in and then he wants to sit on this like love seat or something that he drags

32:56Ben Mandelker: over to sit next to her at the pool he was just dragging it over and i was waiting for it or him

33:01Ronnie Karam: to fall in and then eventually he's like maybe the virgin hotel was like listen we'll let you guys have this you know publicize our hotel on tv cole is not allowed to put his feet in the pool okay you know what would be a fun absolutely not tank you know be a funny invention for shark tank is

33:21Ben Mandelker: some sort of like leg-shaped bags that like if you're wearing jeans, because like jeans you really can't roll up. It's like very hard to roll them up to them, put your feet in the pool. But if you want to put your feet in the pool, they're almost like leg condoms. You put them on your legs and then you can dip your legs in the water without taking up your pants. Wouldn't that be fun? I think you can get the sensation of like the cold and the water and everything, but you wouldn't, like if it's the right texture, I think you would feel a lot of it.

33:48Ronnie Karam: right why hasn't no one invented that i don't know like fully closed just like little like plastic

33:58Ben Mandelker: bags you put on your legs and then you dip in the pool and they're and they're fitted in a way so that way they come all the way up to your thighs that way it's like the water is not going to get in them wow it's for people like cole mcbee who want to have the luxury of a love seat but the refreshing qualities of a leg dipped in the pool now we can finally have both you just

34:22Ronnie Karam: feel like the temperature change on that part of your leg i don't know i mean that's why you dip your leg that's why you do that right isn't that why you dip your feet in the pool to feel the temperature change on your feet and your legs a little bit they feel wet and then your feet get all wrinkly and then you're like oh that's what i'm gonna look like when i'm old i don't know But, you know, the other part of me is like, do we need to dissuade water from touching Cole's skin? Like, I feel like it needs more. Just not necessarily a pool, you know, because other people are going to go in that later.

34:55Ronnie Karam: I feel like he's never cleaned in between his toes.

34:58Ben Mandelker: He probably does need more water on his toes. But let's also think about the cleaning staff for this pool. Do we need Cole's toes in this water? I know it's chlorinated, but even chlorine has its limits. so let's put on like condoms for cole so that way everyone can be happy anyway the point is

35:14Ronnie Karam: well shit invent a chair condom too so you can put a love a condom on a love seat so cole can sit down and no one else has to sit there i mean i don't know so now they're having a cellophane

35:23Ben Mandelker: bag like he's a like he's an edible arrangement okay so um they're having this conversation now

35:29Ronnie Karam: that they're drunk and she's like you saw boobies or what and he's like no all i saw was but you saw boobies oh they're not called boobies on a guy we just saw butts like that's all i saw too okay i'm gonna be honest i saw some boobies at the strip club like i'm somebody you call won't get married tomorrow yeah you were honest with me about going to a strip club let's get

35:53Ben Mandelker: married in vegas she's like i'm just glad you had fun um so meanwhile in ellie and jesse's room It's the next morning, and they're sitting there in bed, and she has this look on that. The permanent smile is on her face again, and she goes, well, good morning. Ready for the day? He's like, yeah, Vegas gets you every time. She's like, well, I'm doing better than you. I'm up and showered already. He's like, okay. So anyway, the point is -

36:19Ronnie Karam: They're both dressed in turtlenecks and long pants. How do you guys sleep? These two are so repressed. I mean, it's like, Jesus Christ, they're wearing full outfits in bed. And she's like, yeah, last night was sexy times. He's like, well, I'll just say that I got a real sexy text from her. And sexy text led to something else. But I ain't going to kiss and tell about it. Yeah, they had sex. Or at least they're alluding to that. Did this involve a hole in a sheet? Because you.

36:58Ben Mandelker: So Cole and Casey are now in a sprinter van because they're going to get married. And first they go to the clerk's office, which is great because at the clerk's office, there's like, I feel like almost, did we meet? I feel like we almost met this person before. Did she come to our Vegas show? She's like, I'm a Bravo girl. She's like, I've seen you on TV. I loved her. She was great. And I love that the clerk.

37:19Ronnie Karam: We met the county clerk?

37:22Ben Mandelker: I don't know. She looks so familiar to me. I was like, I feel like we met her. I feel like she came to our show. I love that. I she was just smiling and she's like I'm a bravo girl I was like I love this for you I love that you're just sitting here at like your job giving these these apple giving these certificates out or applications or whatever or permits at income bravo liberties I mean I hate to welcome these two into the fold of bravo liberties but they are bravo liberties that's so I was like so happy for

37:46Ronnie Karam: this lady yeah so uh Cole's like well one of the main things I like about Casey is she's willing to just do bad anything she's always game actually she did not want to do this according to your own storyline you have cajoled her into now getting married to vegas

38:05Ben Mandelker: she's just very very passive um and then they're like picking out a dress and i started to have this realization like oh i think they're really gonna get married because we've seen for years and years and years that you know people go to vegas on these shows and they pretend to get married or they like do a fake wedding or we saw it in southern hospitality we've seen on vanderpump rule i mean we just we see it all over vanderpump rules was maybe didn't gg get married in vegas

38:34Ronnie Karam: i think gg got like had like an overnight wedding in vegas or something there have been there have

38:39Ben Mandelker: been quite a few of them she's so wild and crazy you never know what sort of violent things she

38:46Ronnie Karam: might do at her wedding i got married married at the golden nugget you want to fight about it

38:53Ben Mandelker: i'll stab you in your face the red wedding has nothing on the gg wedding yeah so um they're picking out they're picking out uh all these items and everything and then they go to this chapel with like an Elvis impersonator and

39:13Ronnie Karam: people all show up. Elvis just gave up. This Elvis isn't even trying. It's just some older man, some old skinny guy who comes out in an Elvis outfit or whatever. Yeah, it looked like David Foster. He's wearing the wig and the glasses and the shiny stuff and then he comes out and he's like, hey, so, y 'all gonna get married? Are you gonna make any effort to be like i mean give us at least uh like something give us something buddy come on he's just like you gotta get married all right let's do this so they they everyone comes in

39:54Ben Mandelker: and like i can't tell like ally is wearing like blonde ally is wearing an actual like fur i'm like are they all sort of being jokey right now but i couldn't tell but but the vibe is like They're all in and they're all ready to have a fun time. They're like, they're really doing this. And then all of a sudden some smoke appears from under the front door and the doors open. It's actually more of like a garage door. And Elvis drives Casey in in this like old school car. And it was actually, it was so ridiculous. I can't believe it. I'm going to say this. I actually enjoyed this scene. I thought it was actually really amusing and funny.

40:33Ben Mandelker: And I was just like, I was impressed that they didn't take us along and say, okay, it's a fake out or have Casey pretend to back out. They're like, no, they actually up and got married. They saw it through. So I'm like, well, you know, I have to give my credit where credit's due. They actually did the real wedding. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe this was all not just some fakery to a carrot to dangle us through the episode.

41:01Ronnie Karam: Yeah, well, that's good. And I'm glad you got some personal pleasure from it. You know, whatever happened, happens. They did it. Yeah. And this was one where they opened the doors really wide. And then a pink, you know, convertible drives through. And Casey's sitting in the convertible. The car drives in. Then everybody just sits there and breathes exhaust during the wedding. I was like, this is romantic.

41:27Ben Mandelker: Wow. You know what? Every wedding needs a good dose of carbon monoxide.

41:32Ronnie Karam: this is what your marriage is going to feel like sucking a tailpipe so welcome to the first day of the rest of your life yeah

41:42Ben Mandelker: so they he's like Casey I love you you've been the love of my life for a long time since I was 18 years old and I want nothing more than you and Blair and Casey's like oh thank you so I just want to say I love you and whatever you said I apply to you because you think for me. So thanks.

42:03Ronnie Karam: I just want to say, you know, everybody who's here in this wedding, these were all the people I ever wanted at my wedding. Well, except for maybe mom and dad. Dad's in jail, so I guess he ain't going to make it.

42:15Ben Mandelker: It's the first time they actually acknowledge that he's in jail instead of saying, since dad went away. Well, dad's in jail. And then they all crack up.

42:23Ronnie Karam: Since dad was persecuted by the government for not understanding one thing in the paperwork.

42:31Ben Mandelker: so it ends with them actually getting married in vegas and um the next week uh christy finds out that her children betrayed her once again but you know boys will be boys so you really can't be oh

42:43Ronnie Karam: my gosh those laser eyes of christy's she really does not look happy they're clear how they got married in vegas like you can just see her starting to short out i don't blame her you can't don't Christy McBee out of a wedding? This woman bought you all fake pumpkins. Do you know how many fake pumpkins she's carried from the home goods for you people? Like hundreds.

43:08Ben Mandelker: She had to go to a home goods and find fake fall leaves to drape along the top of your cupboards. And this is how you pay the poor woman. Don't cross a woman who carries a Stanley Cup the size of an actual Stanley Cup. Because if that thing goes thrown in your direction, you're going down.

43:27Ronnie Karam: There is not enough gigantic latte in the world to make this okay. It's Christy McVeigh.

43:34Ben Mandelker: There's not enough foamer. There's not enough foamed milk to calm my rage right now.

43:41Ronnie Karam: Wait, here's something I'm just noticing now. Was Galena even invited to this? Galena was not at that wedding. That's such assholes. You're not going to let Galena come to the wedding?

43:53Ben Mandelker: What is wrong with you people? Galena's in Vegas. Maybe she went home already. but like galena's in vegas you're not inviting her to the web they're such dicks yeah whatever

44:02Ronnie Karam: she's just like family to us she cares about it so much they don't tell galena about the wedding meanwhile they hang well i guess she didn't know because they said something about it uh maybe getting married like oh this is something that it's gonna make a happen

44:17Ben Mandelker: what but i'm surprised he's not there they spend so much energy in the first part of the season and be like, Kalina's going around, going and flying all over the place, trying to be like, like she thinks she's a real housewife, trying to be famous. She thinks she's a famous person. She's not even doing her work. Not even doing her work. She's traveling out, not even doing her work. And meanwhile, these guys, they go to Vegas and literally do not a lick of work the entire time that they're there while she's there, probably like, you know, doing whatever, a cowboy Christmas, filling out invoices and meeting people.

44:46Ronnie Karam: Yeah. And then they don't invite her. Stephen did have that whole, you are going all over the world. And then Stephen went for a week to Austin and then now is going to Vegas right after that. God, I hate these people.

44:56Ben Mandelker: In every single way that I could hate them, I do hate them. Well, on that note, everyone, thank you for joining us on our journey to Vegas via Gallatin, Missouri. I'm sure we'll have a very exciting and interesting episode next week of the McBees, as we will the week after that and the week after that, because it's a show full of riveting content. And we thank you all for being here, and we'll catch you on the next episode of Watch What Crappens. Bye. Bye. Watch What Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious.

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48:13Ronnie Karam: I mean, I just have. It is delicious. Caesar sauce is like a Parmesan, garlicky blend with some lemon in it. And you can dip anything in there.

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