#3538 RHONY S16E2 Part One: One Good Bessette Summer Left

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2:48Carl Radke. En el mix. En el mix. En el mix on Facebook. En el mix es happening. We're psyched to go do it. We're going to have a crappy hour today, which is bizarre. We don't normally do it on a Wednesday, but we're going to do it this Wednesday, right now. Ya. Right after this, it's going to be at our regular time, 3.30 Pacific Time, 5.00. Well, you know, just figure it out from Pacific Time because I'm going to make a mess of it. That's totally incorrect. It's good to be at 5.30 Pacific. Crappy hour is at 5.30 Pacific Time, 8.30 East Coast Time. Yes. At 7.30 Central Time and 6.30 Mountain Time.

3:28What do you think about that? So, it's also going to be at 1.30, but you have to figure out what time zone that's going to be in. It's not in America. The rest of you guys. Okay, today, here we are with Little Real Housewives of New York City's Episode 2 of Season 16. Much ado about brunching. We get a couple things in this episode. We get the return of Carol Razzlewell And we get taglines They were not in the screener that we saw So we just watched them before we started recording this And I literally almost fell off my chair when Carol came on I wasn't prepared for that I was not Let's get moving You want to start with some Daisy?

4:20I'll do Daisy In my line of work, I charge extra for two faces. I think that's pretty good. I actually think that's really good. I think that's a really good tagline for someone who's a makeup artist. That's very good. So I give an A to Daisy's line. How much you charge for two necks? I need a whole name here.

4:45Jessel is, It's not my fault if you can't tell an accent from an attitude. That's alright I give that a B It's good I don't think it's amazing Haley is When they go low, I get high I give it a B plus B plus, A minus I think it's on the cusp there What do you think? Haley's whole personality Just being someone who has discovered Weed gummies is weird And I feel like we all know The older person that is like that. I mean, most of them are my friends because I am an older person now. But I was smoking weed for so long that people have been like, oh, wow. Have you heard about marijuana? I am so high right now, bro.

5:36I'm like, oh, God. Wait till you hear about Coke. Yeah, I think that's the thing. The more she talks about getting high, the more cringy I find it to be. But as far as wordplay goes though i think it's very solid wordplay so i give it good marks yeah especially for a stoner because mine would probably be like i get high and also it's like just like down a rocky road gallon mine would be if my stoner tagline would be when they go low you know what it's so funny i was just thinking the other day i was like in

6:41el y otra cosa ¿Puedo estar en Chaning? ¿Puedo estar en Chaning? ¿Puedo estar en Chaning? ¿Puedo estar en Chaning? ¿Puedo estar en Chaning? ¿Qué es lo que está en Chaning? ¿Puedo estar en Chaning? Oh, ¿qué haces? Si es como, Manhattan gave me the dress, pero Brooklyn gave me the attitude. C. C -. C - That's boring. That's stupid. There's no wordplay. I don't know. I think it's boring. I'm giving that a C - I think you should just go with more of your storyline. You know what I mean? Like, I have a better address, but my other place was cuter. So that works for me. Yeah. Like, if it's not going to be clever, just do something honest.

7:35Yeah, I feel like, you know, Housewives taglines go in three camps. They're either like cheeky wordplay, which is the best one. They are either like somehow like empowering, which is the worst kind. We don't want empowering in the taglines. Like I don't want like an earnest tagline. And then the third category is kind of like non-sequitur-y. And we have some of those coming up. In fact, one right now, here we have Erica, who again is the one who got married in front of the pyramids. And hers is friendships come and go. Tacos, they're forever. First of all, tacos are literally not forever, unless you're on the Beverly Hills cast, in which case they will just sit there on the plate and not be eaten, and they will be forever.

8:18But I think the moment that you eat your taco, the taco is no longer forever. Also, what's the deal with tacos? Well, also, I mean, tacos don't even really last that long. Like, if you keep a taco from a to-go place or whatever, that shit's soggy the next time. That's not even something that holds well in the fridge. You know what I mean? It's just a weird one. And she's like a kickboxing person. That's the thing. Fitness person. She's all about exercise, so she wants to make sure that she gets like, guys, I also eat tacos. Yeah, it feels performative. It feels kind of like one of those things like, isn't it crazy?

8:52I work out, but I love a taco. And it's like, mmm. Also, like tacos kind of. It's food eating performative. I don't need you to pretend to eat. Yeah, we already had the taco tagline anyway with Emily Simpson. At least give me a taco. I just feel like she could do better Maybe if she said cold brew, that's forever I'd be like, yes queen, yes She is mother But tacos, it's just like The wink wink taco moment Has been done before So I'm actually going to give this one A D I'm never great at the housewives First I have to say, Erica's personality Seems very charismatic And sweet, she seems like a Good person I don't know that I need that on this show I will say the things I'm catching so far about her are this tagline.

9:43And then her thing where she's like, oh, do you like this dress? Guess what? It's rented, which is like performative. Look, people who get married in front of the pyramids also need to rent things sometimes. I'm just a regular girl. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I have you bragging that you don't eat because you're a medical miracle and that you're rich as hell. y no te cuesta y no te cuesta en el piso. Just say no. I would like that. I don't pay attention to food pyramids. I get married in front of pyramids. I don't know, something. Yeah, it really should be something like that.

10:24I'm not saying I'm the top of the pyramid, but I will get married in front of one. I don't just get married in front of pyramids. I top them. o or or here's a pyramid scheme for you it's called my wedding

10:45so Aaron is Aaron's like New York secrets are currency and honey I am rich

10:56what's he I give that a B it's like it's okay I appreciate the wordplay that's going on there the thing is this though is that you're actually not rich because you just tell everyone secrets which means that you you're giving away your currency you're literally as poor as they come yeah I don't think Aaron's ever kept a secret no no and she's acting like she like people go and just like want to tell Aaron secrets like no one wants to tell Aaron secrets you she's been so messy for two seasons and two episodes she's she is just a messy secret teller At all times Yeah It's kind of like a blanket in my basement I'm wet There we go That works That works for me Or like something thrown over my couch in my basement I'm a wet blanket Something like that Okay so Carol I may be a boomer But I still got a great ass

12:05he's a misdirect i was not expecting i don't know why it made me laugh so hard but i was like what that wasn't cute wordplay or i don't even know what the fuck that was but i laughed it was it was first for her even just starting with i may be a boomer was like a weird thing to start with because it's like i just don't think i mean i guess she's a boomer but like i don't think of her as a boomer but i guess she's Maybe self-conscious that she's like. The old one of the cast. Even though she's like. Look at me guys. I'm wearing my Billie Eilish t-shirt. Because I'm generation Z. For his boomer.

12:43But like. Does she have a great ass by the way? Have we confirmed that? I mean I don't know. I ain't judging people's ass. I don't think I've ever looked at her butt. But you know. That's so funny. I just loved I'm a boomer. but I've got a great ass I'll still mog you though you know what you can call a boomer but I might have dated a chef but I've never been chopped do you want a goon after you see my great ass I've never had children but I am still mother

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15:59Results based on a January 2026 analysis of 14 ,203 NoomGLP1RX program members who logged weight over a 40 week period. Higher app engagement was associated with greater weight loss at 16 weeks. I felt like a boomer yesterday. I met this guy, he was so sweet, this gay And I was like, what are you doing this week? And he said, oh my god Tuesday we're going to Charlie And I was like, Charlie XS Yeah, and I was like, oh And so I was like, oh god, I'm a bad gay I didn't automatically know who he meant By saying just Charlie I was like, Chaplin? Like, Hunnam? Who are we talking about here? And So I listen to this podcast called Song Exploder.

16:46Love it. Love you, Richard. Love that song. Oh, my God. So good. It's such a good podcast. I've listened to so many episodes. So I get in the car and I'm like, well, okay, here's my choices. I can listen to one about, I don't want to wait. Paula Cole. For my love, do me all the time. Okay, that one. Or Charlie XCX. I'm like, well, I just met this sweet gay. So I'm going to listen to the Charlie XCX. And I turned it on. Y es como, yo soy Charli XCX. Y, you know, I was going to take a, before I made this you know, song, and the song they were playing was like, I love me. Or whatever it is. And I'm like, okay.

17:26And she says, yeah, you know, I was going to take a break from music because I'd just done so much stuff, you know. I did that brat, I did brat, and then I did that other one, and I was like, oh my god, I can't. And so then I turned it on to Paula Cole instead. And I was like, no, that's music here's me playing on my spinet piano when I was 28 and I had the drummer from down the street come over and this whole song is just the piano and the drums and the lyrics are just all about my grandfather's experience in World War II and then showing up on my grandmother's steps covered in shrapnel and rain what?

18:05you're like, that's music that's what it's all about exactly, and I was driving home crying listening to this story and the song is so beautiful and I was like I've officially crossed over into Senior Citizen where I'm like yes the Dawson's Creek theme just up Charlie XCX Well yeah I mean that is a very Carol moment for you I prefer to listen to Dylan y ahhh We may have a lot of XEX, but where have all the cowboys gone? I don't want to wait for this counter to be set on I don't want to wait for five summers to be over I need baby and baby and baby So, we Speaking of Carol, by the way, I'm glad.

19:09I feel like we got to see it even more. I talked about it last week. Carol in her miniskirt, her poofy miniskirt looking just somehow. She's just not natural in it. This is just not her natural look. And she's sort of standing awkwardly. And I spied it last week. But this week was the first week where we got to see her title card that said, Carol! And then it's just her alone in it. And I'm going to laugh at that all season long. It cracks me up. Look at me. I'm in a gold miniskirt. And I look cool. So. God bless. It's 9am. I feel like that look is very much like. Okay am I in my spot? Oh wait do you want me to be here?

19:52Here? Wait here. Where's the light getting me? So then we go from that to Carol. She's in her car. She's in her jeep. Her bright red jeep. It's 9am. y no parking street cleaning is happening from 9 to 10 30 a.m. Tuesdays and Fridays which you would not think would be an important detail except it's actually the spine of this scene so Carol's like I can't believe I'm back wow and I think we even noticed this when we did the trailer trash that she has traffic cones in her trunk and like her her ceiling seems to be canopied and I remember at the time we were like what is this and we had all our questions were answered yeah really in five seconds we were like why does she have traffic cones why is her ceiling falling off of her car what the hell is going on with Carol like she's really great gardening because by the way this Jeep is like from 1990 right yeah it looks like my Suzuki sidekick my 1992 Suzuki sidekick stick shift y ya se está holding on to that car and we find out that she goes out for an hour and a half on street sweeping days to just sit there and wait for street sweeping to pass so she moves her car and then she moves it right back into the spot which is crazy to me because don't you just get a ticket anyway don't they just keep walking around that block for an hour and a half and ticket anybody who's there between those hours I mean I don't No, no, no.

22:00Take the ticket and pay for it rather than sit out there for 90 minutes. Like, okay, if it's like$60, you know, it's like this is – if this is my office, if the Jeep is my office and I haven't bought a car in 30 years, I think what I'm saying is the cost for my transportation is$120 a month. I mean, a week. And that's just what it is. Yeah. And your car is the only one. There's like always a pile of dirt around it.

22:30bueno, bueno, so es Associate P adventure de Noir Car Buena ¿Qué hay que yo he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he I cannot, So aunque 10 años Eso es cierto que a día Bueno Bueno Y hombres YANS ¡Vuelas cosas 것verbs ahora! ¡Again! Y vemos fotos de su apartment. Y creo que es mucho más cuter ahora. ¡Ya! ¡I turned my kitchen into my office! ¡So I turned it back into a kitchen! ¡Y no me cocó, pero me cocó! ¡Coffee there! ¡Do you want to hear what my percolator sounds like? ¡It sounds like this!

23:15¡Hold on, let me steam some milk!

23:21Oh, looks like the spigot in my refrigerator is broken. Let me see if I can get some water out of it. Hold on, I'm just going to vacuum off my office countertop here. Oh, look, here comes the Roomba.

23:44Hold on, I'm at the dentist's office and they're rinsing out my gums.

23:51Oh my god, hold on, it looks like the Mets just scored a home run on the radio in my kitchen.

24:00Oh mine, I'm going to get Charlie XEX on my radio station.

24:09I'm a brat. So she says she turned it back into her kitchen, but there's still an iMac in there. So, you know, good for her. her office now is in her car so it's 930 and she's sitting in this car and Erica comes I thought Erica last week when she came on I thought she was just going to be a friend of but no she's here she's full the younger ones that comes on to be like aren't these old people crazy where are these old people fighting all the time I know right also does anyone have the heart to tell Carol that she can just sit on her sofa in her living room with her laptop other son llamadas Sí, creo que es que está diciendo que tiene que estar en la casa para mover su caro, ¿no?

25:01Sí, creo que es así. Es como cuando los gente se va a la cama, como, ¿verdad? Voy a ir a mi office. Así, Erika comes in. Ella dice, ¿qué es lo que me ha hecho? Me met con Martha. Porque Martha y Ankur son buenos amigos y negocios. Y Martha fue como, Oh, God, I love that, Carol. I love standing next to someone who ages me down 20 años. Am I right? Así, ¿qué es lo que me ha hecho? Hey wait a minute I still got a great ass Martha is really all over this show Martha Stewart Just ring us Martha Stewart You guys can't just keep saying Martha Stewart Every weekend and open the show With Martha Stewart and not give us Martha Stewart This is not some second rate Well I mean it is New York But it's not some second rate show That you can just give us Two not Martha Stewart's And make us okay with you not having Martha Stewart ¿Por qué me llaman Charlie Stewart a todos los 5 Respectable lady.

26:24Yeah, that's what we need from Martha. So, yeah. So, Carol is now stapling her fabric to the ceiling. And Erica is like, Carol is the ultimate New Yorker. She doesn't give a fuck about anything. I'm just like, you're so cool. I want to be like you when I'm older. I'm like, I'm going to tell you this right now. Carol gives a fuck about, I think, probably everything. Every single thing she gives a fuck about. So Carol's like, yeah. Well, she gets a fuck in the way that she's trying to look young and hip at all times. Yes, exactly. But it looks to Erica like, oh my god, this crazy lady, this crazy lady that's older than me, has this really old car and it's disgusting.

27:10And she doesn't even care that she's in a disgusting car. She's staple gunning it back. When Carol's like, oh my god, I'm keeping this car because I'm a hipster. Ok, cuando no estoy aquí, estoy en Williamsburg Esperando para alguien con pantas de pasarse por Así que puedo preguntarles donde el nearest Organic matcha shop es So, Carol Es como Hola, America Yo sit en aquí cada Tuesday y Friday Porque este es Este es el día de la noche Real New Yorkers Como me They drive And they know the ritual And the ritual is called alternate sides So two days a week You sit in a car And when the street sweeper comes by You pull out, you let him sweep the street You show off your pretty cool new miniskirt And then you get back into your spot

28:07I'm just confused I mean, why doesn't she just pay for a parking spot? I mean, that's what I would do if I had a car It is a great question ¿Qué es lo que está pasando? Some of my memories of just running out of my house after a night of being completely effed up or being somewhere else and realizing, oh my God, it's street sweeping day. You've got to get home to get your car out of the way. Yeah, I know. That's why I've always made sure to have an apartment where there was a parking spot. But yeah, I feel like it must be so difficult. You spend all this time protecting your spot, being there so you can slide right back into it.

29:13y 수�wofe de edad las orejas y este año y volver a part número de lleno de subertes ¿Has a spot y sí? ¿no? En cuanto te clas ¿sí? Cuando se flipas fue ¿sí? cada vez más. ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es su vida? ¿Qué es su vida? ¿Y por qué siempre hay la mejor spot? No sé si es worth el resentimiento. Esa es solo solo

29:53que si hay la means, si eres como Carol Radzowell, tú puedes probably just rentar un spot y hacer un lugar y hacer un lugar. Y luego abrir un lugar para alguien que no tiene el means. No sé. Look at how I turned it. Look at how I turned it into Carol taking the spot from someone who actually could use it way more than she could. You're like spread the wealth. Spread the wealth spots. That's right. Okay. Yeah, well, that's what I protested for when I joined all those youngsters 10 years ago downtown. Occupy parking spot. Occupy. Occupy street sleep day. So Carol is like By the way, I meant to tell you I ran into Erin and she said she knows you And Erica's like, oh my god, I know Her and I met at an event for Martha You're kidding I told her that we live like two blocks from each other Oh my god Have you met Daisy?

30:55Oh my god, I love Downton Abbey No, no No, it's a different person

31:05So Carol gets a call from her publisher Nan And Nan's like oh my god Carol it's fantastic Your book's back on the bestseller list Can you fucking believe it It's here it's back you're back baby Let me guess you're in your fucking car right now Waiting for your spot Jesus Christ Carol we gotta do something about that You still in that goddamn Bronco Carol Listen we got another six dollars coming to you Alright you got two subway rides After this let it go Carol let it go I love Nan We need to meet Nan Nan has been living for this moment Nan's been downgraded To an office It's basically Just like a desk with piles and piles Of papers and manuscripts And there's vertical blinds or whatever And she's got her old dial-up phone She's got an answering machine Hi, you've reached Nan at Nan Publishing Leave me a message after the beep And she's been waiting And now finally it's like, we're back baby, we're back Hey, you've reached Nan By the end of this beep, you've already wasted too much of my time Spit it out Let me tell you something Okay, audiobooks?

32:12No, it's a con We want real old-fashioned books We don't even want them on typewriters We want you to hand write them And put them on paper, we publish it That's the way publishing used to be Nan Nan Alright, Carol, did you get my email last night? Email? ¿Qué? I haven't checked it yet I am downstairs so I can stop in the lobby Email Carol, email It's the stuff that comes through your toaster Oh, no Well, your book hits the bestseller list It's number 12, can you believe this shit? It's so totally great I'm back, baby I mean, we're back Wow Wow, everyone's been reading it Because of a love story So 20 years ago I wrote and published a memoir.

32:58It was about my life and my husband, Anthony Ratzell, who was John Kennedy's first cousin. And because of the love story and the craze around the show, it's like, oh my god, everyone's talking about it. Like alternate sides. Jesus Christ. I'm waiting for Danielle Steele to get put on the Epstein's list. God, I'm going to have a great week. A great week. Who do I got email to get on that list, honey? Nan's ready She's going to find everyone She's going to find all the 1993 She's like Susan Powder guess what It's time to get back into publishing She's like I would love to be there Nan But I am currently embroiled In making wall art out of Packing material from Amazon Boxes with glue and Dried milk Unfortunately I stopped the insanity And started a great new hobby

33:57You gotta eat, breathe, and move, man So Erica's like, wow, 20 years later That's crazy, you're on the bestseller list Yeah, it is crazy, I had no idea Okay, Carol, Carol's very shocked Carol actually had a Like, really amazing year With this, I mean, she was on the Epstein's list Which, I mean, what a way to start Es chico ¿Qué es? They made her so popular again In a terrible way, obviously But she's spinning it into gold I mean, she's back here It's like the week she was announced Or it was announced that she was on this show The Epstein list came out, I think Or the publicity about her being on it At least was out for a couple of weeks And they're like, we're bringing Carol back And Ryan Murphy You know, so There you go Great time for her no so did I tell you how I knew that the TV show was coming out ok you can't make this shit up ok you can't this is going to be the most crazy thing you've ever heard Erica buckle up ok well don't buckle up too hard because it's just kept together with some glue but ok I went out on a bunch of dates with a guy and he called me and he's like I just auditioned to play your late husband and guess what he wasn't the only one and I matched with someone on Ryan y lo que dice, ¿no?

35:23Y yo le dije, ¿no? Miles Teller. Sí, sí, sí, sí, dos chicos, dos actores. He can't even believe it. I know you're not a writer, so I'll just explain the subtext. I'm still dating people that were my husband's age 20 years ago. ¿Qué? Yeah, you have a type. So then we actually see carol in action the street sweeper shows up and it's like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun and so she like moves out of the way she kind of like she doesn't she just sort of like it's almost like she's parking in a parking spot like in front of a strip mall that's out of diagonal she just cuts across the street the street sweeper comes in and then she tries then she like backs up but then there's like another like a prius or something that tries to get in and she's like come on come Oh, bro, get out.

36:15That's my spot. Watch out. Best-selling author over here. Oh, well. I've only got five good summers left, so I hope this is a good one. She starts laughing. She's like, what is... I don't know what that means. You only have five good summers left. Oh, kids. I only have five good tacos left. Oh. Commercials. Here comes one right now. You know those pieces in your closet that you find yourself wearing on repeat? The sweater that goes with everything, the perfect pair of pants, or the tee you somehow always reach for first? Those are the pieces that make getting dressed easy, and that's what Quince does best.

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38:56So then we go to the Hamptons. Before we go anywhere else, I just want to say the rest of this episode was not this. And whatever we say about Carol, whatever is going on with her, with the Epstein file, all of that stuff. It's a crazy lady in a really old 1990s car, staple gunning her ceiling together, talking about dating 20 year olds and the good old times of knowing John John. That's housewives. Sorry. That's what it is. Yeah, I thought it was the rest of the episode. I don't know. And I never thought we'd be living in a world that a carol scene ended. And I said something like needs more that.

39:39Yeah. Well, I'm going to say this. You all know I hated the reboot. I thought this episode was great. I thought it was hilarious. I laughed so many times this episode. I'm like, okay, this is a good sign. It is nowhere near the original group. pero they found they're focusing on being funny again and crazy and a little bit diluted and cringy and I feel like that is the right direction to go in so I'm very optimistic about where this show is headed at the moment I'll tell you that much but I do agree this is what Housewives is all about Carol's like I'm going to be both Carol and Sonya in this scene and you're going to enjoy it yeah yeah and Grey Garden you know she's which Sony I guess had in her as well pero, pero, entonces entonces vamos a la Hamptons, Abe y Aaron son en su casa y Aaron son like so el día de gaso me dice, I get these frantic phone calls from my real estate agent, who es en mi Hamptons, taking photos de mi property, porque Aaron es like, it was like flooding, ok, and like, there was water everywhere and like, a pipe burst in my house, and it literally it's worse than Katrina it is worse y en katrina so they arrive at their sag harbor house and uh oh my god oh my god oh god oh no oh my god so there is massive water damage it sucks it literally it definitely sucks and honestly I felt really bad when they showed the um the wall where they were measuring the kids heights I thought that was like really really sad but it was kind of funny when she was like I forget where it is but you mentioned it basically where she's like I was speaking to the contractor and he said this was as bad as Katrina I was like okay it was a part of her house it sucks it's your Hamptons home you'll be fine call home girl I know it truly sucks I will not say that this doesn't suck This is absolutely terrible But when she said I don't remember where she said it, it's somewhere in here But when she said that about Katrina I was like, okay, don't push it You are talking about your second home in the Hamptons Let's not push this, Aaron My only thought was Does the pipe that broke Watch the show?

42:16It's like, let's get it So they go look The basement is really bad y un bedroom, creo que ha sido un bedroom, también. Y así, están viendo su memoria, ¿sí? I mean, every final album, you know, office that I had for my son's brisk, I'm like, Leo's first birthday, like, so many memories are just wiped away, you guys. They're just wiped. So many great scenes on the real housewives, you know, remember when America just collectively laughed when cuando we made a pavlova and then we pretended that there was a cockroach in the pavlova all gone it's all gone now we go to Equinox Gym and Erica, it's an Erica scene she's teaching a class and she's like this class is called Knockout which is apparently it's like boxing okay, I created it hi guys, I'm Erica I'm the creator of Knockout Yeah, it's like, it's a boxing style workout where basically you box, but it's me boxing, which is a little bit different.

43:30So yeah, I invented that. So then Haley is there and she's in sunglasses and then Daisy and Erica's like, um, yeah, can you take your sunglasses off before working out? Okay, everyone. America, here's me. I'm originally from Waco, Texas. I started up boxing when I was 14, fell in love with it, and most people don't know about this, but I was in the WWE for two years. So apparently her name was Veronica Lane and she was fully a wrestler and they showed images of her where she looked a little bit different and I was not expecting this twist at all whatsoever. I mean, this is sort of wild. We have one person who works for Martha, one person who's a former wrestler, una persona que fue enmeshed en un late aughts scandal con los Gosselins la show es definitivamente going in a campier direction ¿ya?

44:24so she says that after WWE she developed this program with Rumble Boxing and then I partnered with Equinox to launch a program oh this program, Knockout, sorry I did something else for Rumble Boxing, who cares I invented it so still throwing some punches here and there guys Let's do an exercise class Classic Housewives Exercise class With Housewives So they start exercising And Haley's just like What? I can't Hitting the air Why are we doing this? Why are we here? I don't want to do this anymore So Haley's There's something about Erica that I love It's very rare that you see sexy y muy muy smart y su cara es chau, chau, chau, chau, chau, chau pero estoy exhausted y me siento así que me siento así que me siento así que me siento así que me siento so I'd rather feed Erika some french fries you know, mama bird to baby bird you know, like boop, boop, boop, boop, boop I was like, okay, you probably are high you probably are in fact high when you're doing these confessionals Yeah, so now they sit around to gossip

45:33and Haley's like you want to do something you want to flirt do you want to teach me to wrestle ¿Por qué no te enseñó a mí? No, no, no, no. Ok, let's sit down and say gossip now. Now we can do it. So Daisy's saying, I want to take Psy out because I think she's a little down. And they're like, Oh yeah, what's going on with Psy, guys? What's going on with Psy?

45:56And Erica's like, Is it something with her husband? And Daisy's like, Well, that's her story to tell you guys. And they're like, No, but we don't want to be bored. Can you just tell us instead? So Daisy says, I've known Cy for a very long time And we spend a lot of time together And our sons are literally best friends And I know she has a very hard time Expressing her emotions But you know what, she'll be happy that we're doing A fun girls day And like yeah we gotta support each other, life is hard And basically Daisy's saying that Cy's going through a hard time with David And she'll never say like I need help But like she knows Cy wants to be picked up Okay guys I just want to make this clear I want to have a surprise get together for Psy because she's down but I don't want to tell you why she's down so I just want everybody gathering around staring at Psy the person who doesn't like expressing her feelings and saying things like are you okay are you okay you sure you're okay you sure you're okay you sure you're okay you mean anything Psy we're here for you Psy what is it what is it Psy she's gonna love that yeah we'll just play that song that goes baby are you down down down down down and then finally she'll have to give us an answer why so Erica's like oh my god this will be great we're going to have so much fun and Daisy's also going to invite they're going to invite Carol they're going to invite Jessel and Aaron I love when they're like I also want to invite all the other people in our cast I was like oh my god what a great idea so Daisy says I don't want any drama I want there to be peace so Erica's like well did you do you think that they've talked since the party you know Jessel and Aaron and you know just Erica talks about how Jessel's mad at Aaron because Erin talked shit about her At the girls trip Yeah but Erin is a shit talker I'm sorry but she does talk a lot of shit She randomly went over to Allison My date and told her that a girl's Tit broke my nose Allison Was she annoyed at you when you got home Yeah yeah no I'm serious I'm serious She was like when did this happen You got your nose broken by your tit Well I mean Allison If it happened recently wouldn't you know I think Hayley would have mentioned it Aaron made a context Like it had recently happened And then Allison had to go through my phone It was a whole thing And if I tell you what was in that phone Good God I think Aaron lives such a Vanilla, plain, boring life And someone like me Comes along and I live such an Unconventional, interesting life My marriage is a lavender marriage It's not your social norm Es así foreign to her, que es interesada.

48:35Es por eso que es por eso. Fascinación, baby. Fascinación. Ahora, no creo que... Creo que... Creo que es cierto. Erin vive una vainilla, plain, boring life. Pero no creo que Erin vive una por la pot porque es tan fascinada por Haley. Creo que Erin vive una por la vida y tries a encontrar algo interesante. Y es un buen día. Y es un flops cada vez. Yeah, she's also just not very nice She's going to take any bad Things she hears about anybody And just go to everybody else Oh my god, is this her? She's gay I don't obviously consider it the worst I am a gay But when she said I date women Erin's like, what?

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