#3544 RHOC S20E11: Vicki Trippin’ RHOC S20E11: Vicki Trippin’

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2:35Ronnie Karam: Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all the crap that we love to talk about on ye olde bravs. I'm Ronnie Karam, and today I am only Ronnie Karam. There's no Ben here. Ben is in Norway, so it's just me and you together. I'm just in your ears rubbing around. My voice is rubbing around like little fingers in your ear holes. That came out creepier than I meant it to, but that's going to happen a lot today. Okay? Ben will be back in a week. I've got a bunch of fun guests coming in the next week or so to entertain me and you. but we were going to record this episode yesterday before he left and we didn't get the screener on time so I ended up just kind of knocking it out myself so wish me luck okay uh in the meantime if you want this on video you can get this at crappens on demand with all of our videos as well as bonus episodes ad free listening all that good stuff also we're going on tour we start October 3rd the weekend of October 3rd we're going to be in Kansas City and Chicago we're going to 20 something cities this time around.

3:45Ronnie Karam: They're all on sale now, and you can get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. So join us for that. And I don't want to just talk your head off about a bunch of nothing. Let's get into the recap. Welcome to Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 20, Episode 11. This episode was not the most exciting, but it's also in a year of Real Housewives of Orange County not being the most exciting. And I just have to say as a viewer, I'm somehow okay with that, shockingly enough. Like I still enjoy it. I don't know what that says about me. It's not my favorite, but I'm still enjoying it. Like I would still be watching it if I wasn't doing this.

4:29Ronnie Karam: So I'm sure that says something about my taste level. But then again, so does my outfit. What are you going to do? You can't just change taste overnight. We're going to need to work on it. All right. So we open where we left off, which is where the girls are on two separate trips. There's dueling girls trips. All right. One, you've got Tamara taking everybody. Soving. And then you've got Vicky's trip. Okay. Vicky's trip to La Quinta, which is to her beautiful La Quinta Hope. it's my beautiful licky to home which i work very hard for i work very hard for my licky to home so we're at vicky's and vicky's trip is miserable okay because it's at vicky's house and it's with vicky and how are you going to be at vicky's house and not be miserable okay you can't have a miserable person and a non-miserable home it's just not how it works trust me i live in one people come over to my house all the time and they're like i feel weird in here and i'm like Well, yeah, it's my house.

5:33Ronnie Karam: Well, what do you think it's going to feel like? A warm hug? I live here. If I stitched a pillow, it would say, home sweet, not your fucking home. Okay? My welcome mat says, you're not. So I get it. But I'm also not having a girl's trip at my house. You know what I mean? So it's miserable because it's Vicky's home. But it's also miserable because Emily's on this trip. I mean, frankly, everyone on this trip is kind of miserable. You got Vicky hosting it. You've got Emily being on the trip. I mean, we know Emily's miserable. All right. You've got Shannon, who's like, I mean, she's barely holding herself together.

6:13Ronnie Karam: And then you've got Jen. Jen's probably the happiest one here. And Jen was like living in a parking lot and giving aerobics classes in the parking lot and shit. You know, she's with a man who's probably still sending dick pics to people from the gym. And she's like the happiest person here. So Vicky's big fun outing is to go golfing. We're going to go golfing. And on the way there, Vicky's on her laptop working. Because I work. It is very hard to be this rich. I work very hard. So she's working on her laptop. Emily is just annoying as hell. And she's poking at her, poking at her. Vicky, why are you working?

6:49Why are you on there? Why do you pay attention to us? You need to send an email? Well, I could send an email, but I'm supposed to be golfing with my friends.

6:56Ronnie Karam: you're supposed to be making me have fun on and on and on and vicky's just like let me work i'm trying to work i'm trying to answer an email before we go golf because i'm a very busy worker i'm a woman who works all right so it sucks so vicky tries to reset by doing a fun night by the hot tub because vicky has a pool and a hot tub at her house because she's very rich but i've worked very hard for this hot tub and she tells us a million times that she paid like four hundred to heat up this pool for the ladies. Okay. First of all, that's an insane amount of money to me to go swimming. You know what I mean?

7:34Ronnie Karam: Do the free thing and just jump over somebody else's wall. I mean, you're in La Quinta. There's a lot of vacation homes. Just look for one without the lights on and go swim in their pool. Also, if you're going to complain that your pool costs$400 to heat up all day while I'm swimming in your pool, then you're not rich enough to own a pool. That's what I say. I don't want to swim in a pool of your miserly intentions. It's supposed to be relaxing. I can't relax in a pool full of your debt. You come visit me. Here's where we're going. The pond. That's free. Okay. I'll give you some wet wipes after so you can get the fungus off you or whatever the hell is in the pond.

8:17Ronnie Karam: I won't go in the pond. I don't need to be wet. but you can go because we're on vacation it's girl's trip woohoo so they're sitting in the hot tub and emily just keeps poking at vicky vicky remember how you worked all day today that really sucked of you does mike even like you i don't think mike even likes you he's mean mike sucks how come he bought you an engagement ring but then he didn't give you the engagement ring and now you have to behave to get the engagement ring was he holding it over your head I don't have to behave. I don't know what you're talking about. Please stop it. No, he held it over your head.

8:50He did not hold it over my head. I've never even seen the ring. How can he hold it over my head if I haven't seen that?

8:56Ronnie Karam: And I can't even believe I'm saying this because I don't think I've ever said it. And I've certainly not said it this season. But I think I'm kind of on Vicky's side on this one because Emily is such an asshole. And you know what? If you can out-asshole Vicky, you're a huge asshole. Like huge. You could poop out a state fair. Like all the food trucks, all the clowns, all the animals, because that's how big you are. Huge asshole. Are you scared of Mike? It seems terrifying. Blink twice if you're scared of Mike. I'm not scared of Mike. And then Vicky pulls out the dreaded, you are in my home. You have to respect me in my home.

9:36Ronnie Karam: Which I hate that blocker. And that's why I don't like to go to people's homes. Because people can just be all kinds of an asshole to you in their home. but then you can't say anything just because you're in their home, then fine. Let's go to Chili's where I can call you a dick. You know what I mean? So Vicky goes in to the kitchen and she starts putting together like really angry homemade pizzas, which by the way, if you ever want to please me in your home, don't, don't home make me a pizza. Okay. Nobody can make a pizza at home. That's good. And you know what? If you can, then I have not met you.

10:11Ronnie Karam: I haven't met you yet. Homemade pizza suck. Call Domino's. Well, shit. Let's just go to the Domino's. We'll eat at that tiny little standby counter or whatever on the inside. And I can still call you an asshole when you're being an asshole. I mean, that's like you're bringing me to a pool that you complained about how much it costs to eat. Then you're homemaking me terrible food. And now you're telling me I can't call you an asshole because I'm in your home. This is all terrible, right? So Vicky's in there and she's really pissed off. And she keeps raising her hands because that's what she does when she's really upset.

10:42Ronnie Karam: making her eyes really wide and then making her lips go like, like she's sucking the invisible straw. So she's doing that. She's really upset. And Emily's like, well, maybe we should go. I don't know. I just feel so uncomfortable because the Emily's that kind of person to like make you scream and yell and then go, why are you yelling at me?

11:06Ronnie Karam: So Jen's just following along with her. Cause she's a ding dong, you know? And she's like, Oh, thank you so much for saying that, Emily. Maybe we should. You know, I just don't know. Something's so wrong with Vicky. What's even wrong with Vicky? So Vicky's in there making her angry pizza. And Shanna's like, oh, I just, I'm so uncomfortable. I don't know what to do. I love Vicky. But I don't know. Vicky's making her angry pizza. So then Mike comes home. Grumpy ass old boyfriend Mike comes home. OK, Mike, look, I get it. This is your house, too. But you knew that there was going to be a girl's trip at this house.

11:42Ronnie Karam: what the hell are you even doing there you can go one day without golfing you know what i mean you can go one day and i wouldn't even care that he's here but he comes and he looks at the camera and then he gives it a dirty look and he's like and then he goes into his bedroom and he's all upset about i don't know the rise in the price of beans or something because you know he's just all upset like wow these automobiles whatever happened to horses you know he's grumpy old manning it over there these gays are trying to turn our children whatever you know whatever shit he's on about so he's all mad he goes to the bedroom so vicky's making really making pizzas and then emily comes in and jen of course and she's like vicky what's going on i think you're really upset with me it's really uncomfortable it's like oh my god i can't take it you know we're gonna to eat a homemade pizza and it's going to be terrible and miserable you're going to taste my misery and we're going to love it just eat your pizza no it's miserable i can't be at us it's miserable but mike is here i'm very upset i can't i can't so vicky gets all flustered and leaves the kitchen and goes out and starts yelling at the at the crew and it's like i i cannot take this anymore get out i want everybody out of here i will not take this i protect my peace i'm a very rich person.

13:04I've worked very hard for this piece. This piece cost me a lot of money. Get out of my house. So Emily hears that. It's like, oh, Vicky wants us to go. I'm very uncomfortable. We have to call an Uber.

13:17Ronnie Karam: And Jen, of course, doesn't understand how Ubers work still. And she's like, oh, but we're going to have to get a really large Uber. Oh my gosh, we have to go all the way to Orange County. That's going to be a very, we're going to need a very good sized Uber to get to Orange County. You don't need a bigger car the more miles you go. I mean, if we just go down the block, we'll need a smart car. But if we go all the way to Orange County, we're going to need a bullet train. I mean, we're going to need something very, very large. Very, very large, you know? Dummy. Yeah, we're going to have to get a new car.

13:53I can't be here anymore. This is very uncomfortable. And now there's a man. There's a man. And I feel his energy. I don't know. He's all angry. I don't know what's upset. The man's all upset.

14:02Ronnie Karam: Oh my gosh, Emily. It's like you've never been in a house with a man who doesn't like you. I mean, shocker, you're going to go home to a man who doesn't like you. Cut to two scenes later, Shane being like, oh, you're home.

14:20Ronnie Karam: So Vicky goes from yelling at the camera crew, and then she goes in to talk to Mike. And we don't hear what's in there because, you know, of course, Mike isn't going to have cameras in there. so Emily's you know Emily and Jen are building this whole we gotta go Vicky's being me and I'm uncomfortable around a man and Shannon's like I I I I I I this I'm so uncomfortable in this situation like girls please please girls come back it's Vicky she's my friend how do I stand up to Vicky but also stand up for the girls what do I do and how am I going to get my hands on that homemade pizza. But how do you get an Uber in Palm Springs that goes to Orange County?

15:00Is it the same company? Is it an Uber? Is it called something else? What do we do?

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18:17I'm so funny! Maybe they're counting how many TVs Vicky has in her house. Like they did with Carmella. Maybe they're wondering why Vicky doesn't have any furniture and she's only got a Pilates machine in her entryway. Like Carmella. if we're gonna treat Vicky the same way that Vicky treated Carmela maybe we should be asking does Vicky really live there is is the ring in the safe in the bank or at the house

18:46Ronnie Karam: thank you Alfredo and Carmela's getting a little tipsy and the ladies have been pouring in her ear that Vicky has been talking shit about her non-stop so Carmela's like I'm gonna bank on maybe there is no ring. Like her story doesn't make sense. Oh my god that's such a hot take Carmella. Hold on let me write it down so I can tell Vicky in about five minutes that you said that. Yeah well you buy a ring for somebody when you're gonna propose to them but then if you get them a ring but then you don't propose then maybe you didn't even get the ring. That's all I'm saying but in all honesty I want the best for her because I'm a woman and I don't want to make another woman feel bad.

19:29Oh, yeah. Well, if there's anybody you're going to go in and judgment on, it should be Victoria. Because Victoria's been really mean to you. She mom shamed you. Come on. Give us whatever you need to give us, Carmella. Well, I'll tell you one thing. If somebody got a ring for me and they didn't propose to me and they just kept that ring in the safe, I'd be pissed. I'd be pissed. I'd be so pissed off. I'd be like, where's my ring? Give me my ring, bitch. I get that because Because everyone's always asking me, are you and Travis going to get engaged? Are you going to get engaged? And after a while, you're like, this isn't a question for me.

20:06This is a question for Travis. Because only men decide they're going to get married, not women. I mean, we've only had the right to drive for a year. It's so much pressure. What are they going to do next?

20:19Ronnie Karam: Ask me to vote for something? So Gina has made this about herself somehow. and I think they're as bored with Gina as the audience is because they're like, Wow, look at those trees. How old do you think these trees are? They're so old. Camilla's like, I think those trees are older than Vicky. I support women. So then we cut back to La Quinta and Vicky has now reset again and she comes out of the bedroom from Mike and she's just like, Okay, we're going to bake pizzas. Here we are. We're making pizzas now. Okay. We're going to make some pizzas. I'm in a great mood. Girls trip. And Emily's like, I think you said it would be better off if we'd love, so we're just going to leave.

21:05No, I never said that. What are you talking about? I never said anyone has to get out. I just was telling the crew. I was telling Bravo to go home. Not you. Not you. I was telling the TV show they should go home and respect my house. Not you. Not you. It wasn't you. Why are you saying it was you? It was. And there's tension in the house. And it's off the charts. And I feel like it's weird. And now you have issues with Mike. And you're not happy. You're very unhappy. And you guys need to work that out. I'm going home. Mike's okay. Everything is okay. You're not going anywhere. It's 11 p.m. Just sit down.

21:37We're going to have dinner. We're going to make homemade terrible pizza. Okay? It's going to taste like cardboard. It's amazing. Just relax. Well, my pizza looks the best. I'm just so happy to be here on girls' night. Everything is so comfortable. I feel so good right now. Now we should all just relax and have some pizza together.

22:00I'm happy. No, I don't know what to do right now, Jen. Should we go? Well, you said we're going to go, so we should go. And you should just say we love you, but we're going to go. We got an Uber as long as the Southwest plane to take us home because it's a lot of miles.

22:14Ronnie Karam: So we're going to need a very big Uber. Wait, what do you mean you're leaving? What do you mean? Why are you leaving? I just don't feel right here. Just put a pit in it. eat the pizza. No! I already packed all my stuff! I'm leaving! I'm sick of this! I'm just so shocked that they want to go. Like, I don't get it. This is my hope. I prepared. I prepared a lot. I bought pizza dough from a grocery store. I bought tomato sauce from a grocery store. And now they're just gonna leave. You do not respect working women. That's very offensive to me. That's very offensive to me and every woman with a job.

22:46This is anti-feminism. Well, I'm gonna say I'm a very good friend and I'm very happy to be here, Emily. I have to say, I'll talk to Vicky, and I think we should stay and have a good girls' trip. But also, if you're terrified of Vicky, I totally understand, and you should leave, and I will not stop you from leaving. So just do what you need to do. Vicky, we're so happy here, and I'm extremely glad to be your friend. Run. Run while you can. Leave. Take everything. Take your clothes. Protect your children. Vicky, just very happy. Rolling out a pizza. Run. Run. Run, Emily, run.

23:25Ronnie Karam: So Emily and Jen leave. They're out of there. I don't have room to talk about this anymore. I don't have any room. I'm a working woman and I'm very rich. This is very distressing. It's very distressing to me. Well, aren't they going to even say goodbye? I mean, they just left. What part of we're leaving do you not understand? Yes, they left. so Emily and Jen jump in an Uber in their pajamas that Shannon has made them and they're out of here so now we go to Los Olivos and it's the next day and Heather is showing everybody her new apartment plans while we're waiting for things to bake in the oven I would love to show you plans for my new apartment she enrolls like 10 pages of plans because you know this apartment's like huge it's like a mansion in the sky well when we sold the beverly hills home we bought our penthouse we rented another apartment in the building and then we said this is too small so we got a whole building next to that building and then we had them physically merged together sort of fused together so now they're two buildings but we didn't really like that building so we put a cleaning person in that building named alfredo and then we built another building that came out of the ocean and was flown over the ocean and put on top of this building.

24:48So now we're going to live above this building, but then we kicked all of the Alfredos out of the other building and we gutted that. And now we're living in the building above the new building that came from the ocean that is now fused to the other building that we bought. We own a lot of things, many, many things. There's so many views from this apartment. You can see Drake's house from every single window. And look at this, Tamara. This is a single elevator that goes from the parking garage to your own vestibule. What the hell is a vestibule? I don't know what that is. What, are we in church?

25:25What, I gotta confess something, bitch? It would be nice to just have one person on this show to speak to that isn't poor. Heather's been talking about this apartment forever. I mean, before you know it, she's gonna own the whole damn building.

25:40Ronnie Karam: Flashback to Heather saying, Oh, the apartment underneath us. I want the apartment underneath us. Oh, we're going to get the apartment underneath us. Season 18. We're going to get the apartment underneath us. Season 17. We want the apartment underneath us. Season 2. We want to get the apartment underneath us. Yeah, that reminds me, you know, like being beneath. I'm just waiting for Trattus to say something like, maybe we should get an apartment beneath somebody. Because I don't want to say that. Because I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl. I don't want to bring that up with Travis. This isn't about you, Gina.

26:12This is about my apartment. That's underneath my apartment.

26:17Ronnie Karam: Now back to La Quinta. And Shannon is just stuck there alone with miserable Vicky. And Shannon's just doing her side-eye thing, like looking from side to side. Like, oh, well, well, well. Well, is it really three hours to get home, Vicky? Because I have to get home today. I have an appointment. I have a very important spiritual cleansing. possibly up my anus. You know, ever since they found that psychological debris up there a few seasons ago, I've really still been getting headaches and wondering if it's still there. David's not there to put his finger up there anymore and clear it out, so. Tick tock!

26:53Tick tock! Is it true that we need a larger car to return home because it's so many miles? No, it's not. God damn it. What do you want to do with all this food? Should we save any of this food here that's left over? These terrible pizzas? This cardboard pizza? just throw it all out. Those bitches didn't need anything. Why do I give them a request? They could pay me back for all the money I spent.

27:14Ronnie Karam: Girl, you got grocery store raw pizza dough. Please. So then she starts listing everything she did for these ladies, and they're very ungrateful, and they left her, and she just can't believe it. She's like, I drove Mike's truck out to the desert. That was$200, and then I had to fill up the tank because that was$200, and then I got all the ingredients for the homemade pizzas, and I did appetizers. I heated the pool. I heated the pool. That was$400. And then this morning, I had to fix all the things to make quiches, you know, fixings. So I did that for quiches. That was probably$900. And then they got a gift bag with PJs and that was a hat and there was a mask.

27:51And so I would say, okay, Shannon bought the hats and the pajamas. But you know what? Still, it's going on my bill. And then I would say roughly$900 ,000 divided by four. That's, you know, whatever that is. It's a lot of money. There'll be a lot of money.

28:05Ronnie Karam: And she's like stressing out and slamming things in the dishwasher. You know, like you do. Poor dishwashers. They must make such sturdy dishwashers because they get so much frustration. When you're mad, you just throw shit in there. Good old goddammit. This is going to go on the glass rack. I don't care if it hurts. She's like, I would never do this to them. I would never leave their house. How could they do this to somebody's home? They're not the kind of people I want to be around. They're not the kind of people I want to be around. The people I'm around have jobs. Insurance jobs. And they tell other people, do you know when you're going to die?

28:36Well, it's going to be soon. So you need to get insurance. That's my kind of person. That is my kind of person. My kind of person enjoys selling insurance and eating quiches without a fix in the morning. That's what my kind of person does. Well, you know, Vicki, I think that sometimes when you're overwhelmed or when there's a bit of chaos going on around you, maybe you can poke a little at people and not realize that you're hurting the people. I hope that wasn't offensive. Okay, but then I said, let's move on. They can't move on. They're the bad ones here. Do not stand up for them, Shannon. Do not stand up for them.

29:11Well, I'm just, you know, you have been upset about the Debbie Downer comment. So maybe that's still sticking with you. Well, I have zero patience with stupid. I cannot deal with stupid. Just shut up, Shannon. You know what? Shannon wants to be friends with everybody. And I'm sick of it. You can't do that. Well, you know, Vicky, you can be a little upsetting the way that you say. You can talk. No, you can't talk now. Now you can talk. No, now you can't talk. I was on a phone call. That was while I was on a phone call. Now I'm pissed. Now I'm mad. And you know what? If you don't like it, you can go home too.

29:43I just want, as your friend, I want to make things better, Vicki. And that's all I want to do. I just want you to be better. How about they make it better? They should make it better.

29:53Ronnie Karam: I started a show. Wow. I'm really glad that Emily got out of that house with tense male energy. Here Emily is at home with Shane with tense male energy. So Emily's kind of stumbling all over the house. I don't know if she's drunk or what. I don't know if the camera was in her way when she was coming into the kitchen in this scene. But she's very like, oh, oh, oh. And she's carrying around a laundry basket because, you know, this whole season. Well, Emily's whole stint on this show is about how she doesn't do anything but stay in bed and read her phone. And then Shane does everything for the kids and stuff.

30:27Ronnie Karam: So it's one of those scenes. So she's like, look at me off laundry. Don't say I don't do anything. I don't think there's any. There's like socks in the laundry basket. There's like a pair of socks. So anyway, she comes into the kitchen. And Shane's like, oh, well, what's on the menu today? Well, you didn't even put a trash bag in the trash when you took out the trash. So I wanted to throw something away. But there wasn't even a trash bag in there. So thanks for being a mom, Emily. Kids are basically starving. You know, your kids wouldn't eat anything today because there wasn't a trash bag in the trash.

30:58Ronnie Karam: They're basically starving to death. Go, Shane. Shane, Jesus Christ, if you want to say something, just say it. All right. Well, what I'm trying to say is there wasn't a garbage bag in the garbage. So that's, I mean, that's basically what I'm trying to say. Can't you say, you're trying to say things, you know, in a shitty way, Shane. Just say what you're going to say. It's really just that there's no garbage bag in the garbage. God damn it. I'm trying. I had a date and I was saying it everything. We were on one date this year. I can't believe he's still treating me like I'm a bad mother Hey Shane, I don't like when you say stuff like that Because you're insinuating that I'm a bad mother No, I'm not insinuating that you're a bad mother I'm saying flat out you're a bad mother And I do everything around the house Whoa, I just wish you would say what you feel Um, well, I noticed that the kids behave for me And they don't behave for you Oh really, what are you trying to say?

31:53Ronnie Karam: I can't mother my children I'm just trying to say I don't think you can really mother your children Oh, you better learn to speak, sir. You better learn to communicate. I went to dinner with you. Yeah, but then Annabelle, like, doesn't even clean her room. But then I told her to clean it up, and she cleaned it. I cleaned it. No, you didn't clean it. I did so. You weren't even here, Emily. You were gone. I was not gone. I was here the whole time. You were gone. You were gone. You were on a girl's trip. Well, that girl's trip sucked, so I should at least get credit for being a decent mother. But you're not.

32:24You better learn to communicate. Okay.

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34:44Ronnie Karam: And now we go to the glamorous Mozambique restaurant. I think this is the restaurant where Tamara was walking in that time and that parrot told her, you're old. Jen and Tamara are having lunch and updating each other about their respective girls trips. And Jen's like, I don't even know. I mean, I don't even know. Did you know that you can get Ubers from one city to another city? I didn't even know they had Ubers in different cities. I thought like Orange County was the only place with Ubers. It was so crazy, Tamara. It was so crazy. We had to leave there. We had to leave. Can you believe it? Oh, yeah.

35:22Well, then I'll go first. Carmela got pulled over because she had blacked out windows and she didn't have any registration in her car. And then, you know, she had a blacked out car too, so she got in trouble. She got to fix the ticket. Oh, really? Well, she gets pulled over with blacked out windows. If I got pulled over with blacked out windows, I'd be in prison. But, you know, she's an ex-Playmate model of the year, so she gets off. She's just, I mean, I guess that's just how it works.

35:48Ronnie Karam: Yeah, you know what I'm always thinking to myself? Cops are really stilted against gorgeous blondes with beautiful faces and big boobs. I mean, it's crazy. You just never hear about them getting off of tickets. Meanwhile, at the tea house, Carmella, Emily, and Shannon are having lunch. And Emily's like, we left early. That trip sucked. and Shannon's like oh god I hope you're not angry with me about the trip sucking I was just trying to be a good friend of Vicky I'm not even really mad at Vicky you know but I'm mad at her Carmela says she's like I'm mad at her because I heard she was talking shit about me and Emily's like yeah she hates you she basically talks shit about you all the time and then we see a clip of Vicky on the way to Palm Springs being like oh well there's obviously an issue with the affair that her boyfriend had or whatever.

36:40And, you know, it's just wasting time, you know, putting your dick in somebody else. I mean, what else has he done? If you put your dick in somebody else, then you've done something else bad.

36:48Ronnie Karam: I'm just saying that right now. So we cut back to Emily and she's like, yeah, but I was surprised though, because like you gave her such a beautiful gift, you know? And like, what's the point of buying friendships if people aren't even going to be nice to you afterwards? I'm sorry, but didn't she buy you a nice gift? And then all you did was go bitch to everybody else about how she was buying your friendships. I love how Emily just so easily hops sides of the fence, depending on where she is. Well, well, I just, I just, I want to say in Vicky's defense that she is just a horrible person on the inside and the out.

37:22And so sometimes it comes off that she's a terrible person, but she doesn't mean to be. She just is a terrible person. So we should just all be nice to Vicky because she's on my side. And I really need that when Tamara's on the show. So can we just all make up?

37:36Ronnie Karam: so then carmel is like well i mean what she was saying about my my guy is kind of true like he did cheat on me and he is kind of a compulsive liar so sometimes i'm like should i break up with him like he cheats and he lies to me constantly but on the other hand i don't have to be home during the week while he takes care of my children so it's like i don't know is it really possible to find child care that doesn't cheat on me it's really a difficult one guys yeah i think you feel like if you if you stay with someone who cheated on you and lies to you all the time that you're not really a badass is that what you're saying well i i spoke to your your handsome handsome man um with vicky actually and i you know i said what are your intentions with this girl who bought me a lovely purse and a shirt that says je dior and it's a thousand dollars Did you know that T-shirt is$1 ,000?

38:31Ronnie Karam: I actually looked up that T-shirt, and it is$1 ,000, that T-shirt. And she also got a really expensive purse and stuff. And Carmella is also wearing that shirt that says, Je Dior, right now. So I don't know if she got a discount. She just bought a lot of those T-shirts. That shirt could have heated Vicky's pool for two and a half days. Respect my shirt! Respect my shirt pool! Well, yeah. Anyway, I did speak to him with Vicky, and his intention is to spend the rest of his life with you. And he really, really cares about you. And he said it is so comfortable coming home to someone like you after he has been sleeping with secretaries.

39:09So I found that very, very sweet, personally.

39:13Ronnie Karam: Yeah, well, do you know that Vicky told Gina that she went to get the scoop from Danny? And then we see a flashback to Gina and Vicky at a meeting in Vicky's office or something. And Vicky's like, oh, yeah, he said they lived there for two years. And I thought, okay, where's a rug? You've lived here for two years, really? You don't have rugs? Okay, then where's the towel at the bathroom? Why don't you have a towel at the bathroom? Do they even live there? Do they even live there? I mean, look, it's not a terrible point. Carmella's house does look very like, oh, I just got this house to shoot Housewives, but it's also in Rancho Santa Rancho.

39:46Ronnie Karam: So who the fuck wants to drive that far? I don't know. It's not the most convenient shooting home. You know what I mean? and maybe she's just a sparse person. You know, I mean, look at her. She's sparse. Sparse? Sparse. She's sparse. Mentally. I mean, like she's mentally sparse. She's very nice. But, you know, empty spaces are nice too. They're so big and open. Just don't have a lot going on. I mean, it's Carmella. It's Carmella's personality in the house. And maybe she doesn't have bathrooms. Maybe she doesn't have towels in the bathroom because she doesn't wash her hands. I don't know. Why don't you ask if she washes her hands?

40:24Ronnie Karam: Like, why is your first thing like, oh, you lie about everything instead of don't you wash your hands. But Carmela is very upset. And she's like, if somebody came up and started questioning Vicky's guy, Mike, she would be so upset. She'd be very upset. So then we go back to Mozambique. And Jen is like, oh, you know, well, and then on the car right there, Vicky said she had calls to make and she was making calls. She had calls to make. Oh, no, Vicky. Yeah, she was just making calls. And Emily made a comment about it. She was like, Vicki, do you have to work? And she told her, shut up, shut up. And it was just very hurtful.

40:58It was very hurtful. And then Vicki said, you're disrespecting me in my home, which is so crazy. I mean, I also said that one time a couple of years ago. I was in my bedroom, and then someone started parking right next to where I was sleeping. And I said, this is my bedroom. And they said, this is a parking lot for a 24-hour fitness. And I said, well, you know, don't judge me in my home. So I actually get it. I actually get it. And I said, you know what, Vicky, thank you for using my argument. Thank you. Thank you so much. Wait a minute. Did you disrespect her in her own home? Did you disrespect Vicky?

41:31That's so funny. What did you do to disrespect her? Tell me all about it. So funny. No, I don't even know. And then Shannon said she's been burned in the past by friends. Oh, really? Who's burned her in the past? Shannon had a new friends burner. Who's she talking about?

41:48Ronnie Karam: Uh, you. She's talking about you.

41:54at the minimum well shannon's just making excuses for vicky so we go back to shannon and shannon's like well i i talked to jen yesterday because my car my car was at her house and so we see her telling jen well i was in the car with vicky for three hours and i was you know working as her assistant i was holding up a ring light so she could take calls and holding up her phone so that she gets a good, you know, she gets a good angle. And I was trying to drink, but both of my hands were full because I was holding Vicky's thing. It's all drinking like that. And then I spilled my drink on my hand. And I started trying to clean it with the ring light.

42:30And that really hurt. I got a little electrocuted on my left breast. And then I dropped the phone and Vicky smacked me on the back of the head. And she fired me. She fired me right there in the car. And I just, I just, I thought we were better friends than that. I really did. Ow, my boob. My boob still hurts. Cut back. Well, you know, sometimes Vicky's mouth, sometimes her words get the best of her. I'll say that for Vicky. Her heart feels horrible, dark, mean things, and they come out of her mouth as dark, horrible, mean things, which I think is how she means them. And that's why we should forgive Vicky.

43:08And Emily's like, well, like I said, I'm not even really mad at Victoria, even though I call her Victoria, which implies a closeness that we don't really have, just so I can irritate her.

43:18Ronnie Karam: And Carmella's like, well, I am pissed because she's telling people I don't even live in that home. And that's bullshit. Yeah, she don't say that. She said it all the way there. Well, that's a false narrative. And then you put it out publicly like I'm a liar or something, you know. And she's saying things like about my character, like I'm inauthentic or something. I think it's projection. I should just hold up a mirror to Vicky and be like, Vicky, this is you. This is you in a mirror. this is a mirror in a house you own that means I own my house too okay guys so like here's what really happened with my house so I sold my house off market and then I had like 30 days to get into the place and I was like intended to be a six-month rental but then work was crazy and so like now I'm here like 18 months but you know like so I don't have any furniture or anything because like I just haven't really had time but it's been two years but 18 months but the math is like that so I I hope you guys can do month math because you'll get it.

44:19Like if you can really do month math. Like I was just supposed to be there, but then I was there. But then it was like 60 days, but now it's 18 months, which is two years. Do you guys understand? Okay, well, listen, I'll tell you this about Carmilla. Her house does seem a little sparse, but I've been there. I've been there. I built a house in Crystal Cove and it took two years to furnish it. Okay. I mean, that was with gorgeous furniture, not Pilates machines. and said it was, you know, very tastefully done, unlike Carmilla's home. But that's neither here nor there. The point is, is that I was very rich once.

44:51So I want you to think about that, audience. I mean, she might not own a cutting board, but let her be. Maybe she just cuts things on the Pilates machine. Who knows?

45:03Ronnie Karam: Yeah, well, she's okay with not saying anything about her relationship with Mike, but then she's so quick to judge somebody else's relationship or their home or where they work or what they do. Or whether or not they have a job. I mean, what the hell? And Carmella's correct on that. You know, Vicky's an asshole. And we need somebody to stick up to Vicky. And we see the coming next week scenes. And it seems like she's going to do something about this in the future. So good. Because someone needs to. Immediately. Immediately. So we go back to Mozambique. And Jen's like, and Vicky said, I don't want Michael to be brought up because I don't bring up relationships.

45:41Oh, yeah. Well, she's really walking around eggshells with Mike. It sounds like she's really scared of Mike. You know, audience, I think that Vicky's experience with Brooks maybe has her a little worried. I mean, Brooks, Steve Lodge.

45:58Ronnie Karam: I think all of her experiences have her a little worried. But it's not only her experiences with the men, because the men have all been terrible. But it's also your experience with Vicky and her men. because you're the one who's like, I think he's terrible. That's my opinion. So she's also trying to hide it from the show because you keep attacking her about it. But on the other hand, Tamara is really just attacking her because she dates people who fake cancer and then Vicky helps them fake cancer for, you know, casseroles and stuff like that. So it's not really like Tamara was in the wrong there.

46:33Ronnie Karam: So anyway, Tamara is kind of doing what she always does where she's like, oh no, Vicky's dating a troubled man. a troubled man who's very upset with her and she walks around the excess around the man oh my god we gotta save vicky we gotta save her but she's been right many times so i don't know i mean here's the thing vicky does date terrible men but the men also date terrible vickies so i mean it would be nice if vicky dated a really good guy but vicky's not really a good person So I don't know that good guys would really like Vicky, but I don't know. I mean, I suppose there are good people married to terrible people, you know?

47:19I mean, hasn't happened in my life, but here's to hoping. So anyway, as I was saying, Mike comes home and he's pissed. I mean, basically, he walked into his room and then he walked into the other room. And in my book, that means you're very, very upset. I mean, maybe he was throwing things. Maybe he was eating the head off rats because he was so upset. I really don't know because we didn't see. So I'm just going to assume that he was very, very, very upset. And, you know, then Vicky said he's pissed because he knows that I'm pissed. And she kept saying, can you just leave? Can you stop berating me?

47:52And then Emily said, OK, we'll leave. And then she said, but why are you leaving? I mean, it was just so confusing, Tamara. It was very confusing. It was like it was like a receipt from a store where you look at it and it says something that you bought. And then it has all these numbers by it. And then the numbers make a list And then at the end there's a really big number What am I supposed to do with that Tamara? That's how much you spent I just I don't Start over explain it again Well I don't know what's going on with Vicky I'm gonna go to my house and have a very special Good friend scene Because me and Vicky we're such good friends I just want everybody to know This is a good person season for Tamara Okay Thanks for the heads up girlfriend Pinkies

48:35Ronnie Karam: and now what we've all been waiting for you guys are you worried that this episode is not going to have any spice or any entertainment don't worry gene and travis are going to shoot a scene at a public beach and gene is like oh my god isn't this beach beautiful like every day i moved to once county i would come out here and i would stare at the beach and i would say why would i ever want to live anywhere else because it's really expensive here yeah that's a good point drama so like okay we're living in a house where our children are basically living in a kitchen sink together and we've got like 97 children so i'm just wondering should we have a really big wedding or should we like get a house that our children could actually fit into well but i mean houses are so expensive yeah and weddings like we're gonna get pictures from weddings and like people are gonna like see them on the internet so i think we should spend the money on the wedding me too the kids are used to sleeping on top of each other who cares exactly you know like it's good for us like it's terrible to waste money on living expenses when you can like waste money on a second wedding kid schmids am i right so we've got 87 children but then if we buy a house that's gonna fit all the kids then they're just gonna grow up and they're gonna move out of the house anyway so like who cares might as well just keep him in a shoe box yeah exactly and like oh my god show me the real diamond that you got me oh my god this is your ring it's like your other ring but it's more real looking oh my god it's so real looking look at my ring like oh my god i'm gonna cry right now i'm gonna cry right now this relationship feels so much more real now because this ring is like slightly more real than the other ring and everything that i've been through in order to get here has been my like true version of love story is she talking about the miniseries love story i think she is because i think that was airing while this was on and i don't think that ended very well i mean i didn't watch it but i think they die in a plane crash spoiler alert travis is the person who's responsible for repairing a heart that he didn't even break Oh my god, that was so beautiful.

50:53That was so beautiful. Ryan Murphy, make a show out of me.

50:57Ronnie Karam: Oh, these crazy kids. You know, Gina tests my last nerves on this particular show. But I wish her the best. I really do. I wish her all the happiness. I hope that she gets married and she's super happy. And I hope she does that all off camera. While she's not on this show. Somewhere else. go away. Go away. Okay. Now we go to another happy relationship. This time it's Carmela and Danny and they're having a date night at a place called the Hacienda. Now I don't know where Carmela is dressed to go, but I don't think it's for the Hacienda on the lake. Okay. So this is a date night and uh danny really does have liar face he's always like hey yeah so here we are date night oh so good to be with you okay i ordered us some chips would you guys like anything some chips i thought you just said you ordered chips but i did just order chips but you said that you ordered the chips before but you didn't order them before you just ordered them now yeah but i ordered some chips so it wasn't really a lie because i said i ordered chips and then i'm ordering but you use chips in like the past sense, which means like you ordered them before.

52:15Ronnie Karam: Oh, okay. Well, I got us some chips. Would you like some chips? Well, now you got us some chips. You know, he's always lying to me. He's always lying. He's lying about chips. What else could he be lying about? I mean, my God. He's like, okay, well, here we are. We're at this lovely Italian restaurant. I made you reservations at this lovely Italian restaurant just so we could, you know, rekindle stuff. What do you, this is a Mexican food restaurant, Danny. No, I just ordered us pasta. You did not order pasta, Danny. I'm sitting right here. It's a Mexican food restaurant. Why would you order chips at a Mexican food restaurant?

52:50Ronnie Karam: I didn't order chips though. I didn't order. You did. You just ordered them right in front of me. Oh, well then I guess I ordered chips. Why are you lying? So Carmela's, you know, mad at Danny because he lies a lot. And so she's like, okay, well, I guess we'll just cheers with water. He goes, okay, well, cheers. Well, cheers to what? Uh, fresh start? Do I have to have a cheers for every fucking thing? I see you every day. Why can't we just say cheers? Cheers. Cheers to your beautiful eyes here by the beach at Hacienda on the shore, waiting for a rigatoni and or chips that I possibly did or did not order.

53:32Give me a break. Well, you should toast to something, Danny. Danny. Okay, well, how about I toast to a fresh start where you're not mad at me at every single dinner because I stuck my penis and somebody else won possibly 20 times? I mean, what the heck? What does a guy have to do to get a little brag around here?

53:52Ronnie Karam: Well, you know, I mean, and it's beyond redundant at this point, Danny, with a fresh start. I'm just, I can't let things go, and I'm still very upset with you for cheating on me and then lying to me every single day about something. Well, but you know, I just want you to know that my goal is to get married. Why would you want to get married, Danny? Well, I just, I love being married. Well, you've been married four times, Danny. So maybe you're cut off from being married. Okay. You're cut off. You're cut off from being married. But I mean, basically we're already married. No, we're not married.

54:25We did. We got married. Remember I put the ring on your finger. You said I do. I never did. Stop lying to me, danny stop if you can't even tell me the truth about whether or not we're married how am i ever

54:35Ronnie Karam: supposed to trust you so she tells us that it wasn't just a cheating danny like lies every five minutes about something as we can see in my imagination and um she tells us that the most recent thing is that she found messages i guess on his phone that he's messaging with this woman and he says, okay, I'm going to come meet you at this property. And so Carmela was like, well, who is that? And he's like, a real estate agent. And she's like, okay, well, have you dated the real estate agent? And he's like, well, I mean, one time. We didn't date, but like we went out one time. Big deal. And she's like, okay, so you're going to go meet a woman that you've dated at a property and you have a history of infidelity.

55:23Ronnie Karam: And then you're like, well, how can I rebuild trust? I mean, stop lying. Stop hiding things. I found a message from you to a property lady that you're going to go see your property for. Well, what are you supposed to do if you fuck every real estate agent in town? What am I just supposed to do? Not work? This guy. Yeah, I don't think this one's going to work. Oh, by the way, Carmela went on Watch What Happens live last night. I did not watch it because I just didn't I wasn't in the mood to hear. whoa whoa which is what watch what happens sounds like at all times but i saw a clip posted of it and um carmel is on there and i guess she brought vibrating panties for andy and then andy puts on the vibrating panties and she is in control of the button and she keeps shocking his wiener and he's like wow yeah i really got my wiener again why you really you are pressing that button a lot Carmella.

56:15You're really pressing the button on my wiener. Wow, Anderson Cooper could never.

56:23Ronnie Karam: Listen, isn't Orange County rough enough to sit through this season without cutting to Andy getting his wiener vibrated by Carmella? Like, I've had enough. Each time Andy's wiener was vibrated, my wiener died a little bit more. I woke up this morning. I had no wiener. It was gone. It has retracted. It has declined to be here. Please stop doing that to me. Watch what happens live. And Carmela. So Carmela's like, how can I trust you, Danny, when you lie? And he's like, well, but I could be honest with you every single day, but you'd never believe it because you don't have trust in me in the first place.

57:04So, I mean, I can't change that part. I mean, God. Well, where do we go from here, Danny? I mean, therapy, I guess. Therapy and sex.

57:14Ronnie Karam: Yeah, let's just have more sex. That'll fix it. Danny, I'm trying to have a serious scene with you. I'm a doctor. Doctors can't lie. You're not a doctor, Danny. I am. I'm a surgeon. Danny, you're not a surgeon. I am. I just operated on that waiter over there. Look at him. I implanted chips onto his hand. I can't get off the chips. Oh, no. I'm a chip surgeon. Danny, stop lying to me, Danny. Why won't he stop lying? Okay, let's go over to Heather's new penthouse. It's Heather and Terry and Heather's mom, Judgy McJudgerface, Carol. I love Carol, mostly because she makes Heather crazy. I think it's amazing.

57:59Oh, this is lovely, Heather. What is this, a new penthouse? Wow, Heather. You know what would make this place perfect? A better person living in it. I'm just kidding, Heather. You're completely tasteful enough to own this place. You have no taste. All right, let's walk through every inch of this home and I'll tell you how to tastefully do it because, God forbid, I know you won't be able to do it. I've seen your last nine houses and they've all been just hideous. I'm humiliated. I'll tell you whose mother has a nice house, Adamson Andler. okay he bought his mother a home and uh it looks great i know him i know him adam sandler what a what a talented singer he is i know him he knows flake the the your neighbor he knows him mother his name is adam sandler and you do not know him okay let's walk through this house this is where i'm gonna put a vestibule this is where i'm gonna do the living room this is where i'm gonna put Alfredo.

58:57I'm just going to stack Alfredos here right in front of the fireplace like logs. And every time one of them pisses me off, boom! Incineration. You know what I'm saying? Well, Terry, you need to carry me over the threshold. This is our new home. Carry me over the threshold. I want to look like the chopping on a wedding cake.

59:16Ronnie Karam: Alright. Oh God, you weigh nothing. Jeez. It's the Dubrow diet. I've been doing it ever since 1979 when we invented protein only. By the way, did you know that fingernails are a protein? Mm, mm, mm. Lunch. Delicious. You know what this room needs? A mini bar. I think you should put a mini bar in here. Adam Sandler's mother has a mini bar. Whenever she's hungry, she doesn't have to walk to the regular bar because she's got a mini one. She just drinks mini drinks, so no one can call her an alcoholic. No, mother, we're not putting a mini bar in here, and you're not living here. Of course I'm living here.

59:50I'm going to be playing pool here every day, drinking, calling St. Andler's mother saying, Oh, really? Well, how big is your penthouse apartment? You don't have one? That's crazy. Hope your son comes up with a hit song soon, loser. We spent about$14 million on this apartment. Honestly, we paid a little bit too much. But since it's under the other apartment, it was less moving for Alfredos to do, so we took it. Terry, I just want to put$97 trillion into this home. It's our forever home. Oh, Heather, ever since I've raised you, I've got a forever home, too. It's called disappointment. It's just a place that I live.

1:00:30St. Adler's mother says, what's your address? And I said, well, it's 902 when my daughter could have been Wendy Malick. Sad violence. Mother, we don't talk about Wendy Malick in my forever home. And Terry's like, yeah, I felt that about our last house. Remember I used to say I want to be buried there? Love it so much, but for$55 million profit, you can bury me here. By the way, America, good to see you. I'm wealthy. Well, Eddie, congratulations on the new place. Hey, listen here. In return for you putting a minibar in my room, I'll send you back to acting classes. Lord knows I could use a minibar and you could use the glasses.

1:01:10Ronnie Karam: All right. Shut up, mother! Now we go to Vicky's house where Tamara shows up to do her I'm a very good person this season scene. so Tamara comes in and she's like oh Dickie hi Dickie you just look so sad I'm sad I'm sad I'm very very sad I have nothing to be happy about of course you do you have so much to be happy about you're so pretty you still have hair you got a jacket you got pants on look at you you're in a house a house with a roof on it that's so nice you're so gorgeous you're a model everybody loves you you're Vicky fucking Gumbelson You're on a TV show That everybody hates you on Really?

1:01:55You think I'm pretty? I think you're pretty Stupid I'm pretty stupid That's hilarious You know, my kids move far away from me I lose every man I have I'm just worried that everybody's going to abandon me They probably will because you suck

1:02:12Ronnie Karam: Stop sucking And listen, I get that being a parent You know, there is a thing Like your kids leave the house and there's like a moment where you feel lonely and stuff. And that's, you know, that's natural and it's natural to feel upset about stuff like that. But, you know, there's also a truth that terrible people who are mean and toxic, you know, also people leave them and then they're left alone and then they're sad about it. And that's also very natural, you know, and two things can be true. You know, like your kids did move away because it's kind of a natural thing and all the men left you because that's kind of a natural thing just because it's a life cycle.

1:02:50Ronnie Karam: But it's also because you're terrible. You know what I mean? When there's a stinky bathroom with poopoo in it, people leave the bathroom. OK, so if you don't want people to leave, then you should not be a stinky poopoo. And that's advice I'm giving you for free. Yeah, but Vicki, I'm just so worried about you. I just want you to feel better about yourself. Yeah, but everybody's mean to me. And Jen probably lied to you and Emily probably lied to you because they're liars. They're liars. And they probably told you I kicked them out of my house or something. But I wasn't. I was being very pleasant.

1:03:22I was just kicking the entire production crew out of my house. Okay. I was kicking employees out. Yeah, but Vicki, I just want you to think about all the good things you have. I mean, stinky breath. Wait a minute. Nobody respects me for my work. I've worked very hard. I work. I know, Vicki. I know. I know. And hopefully one day you'll put so much into work that when you're old and wrinkled and shriveled and all alone, like right now, you can hug the books and say, books, I put so many insurance things on you. Then you can get a thong and you can say, hey, insurance books, are you still distracted to me?

1:04:03Speak me on the butt on camera. Mother about me. Okay, well, you've been very, very helpful. Yeah, but you know what, Vicki? I'm really worried about you because you've got this relationship with Mike, and it seems like you're scared of Mike. You know, it seems like you're walking on the egg shelf about Mike, and the eggs are cracking, and there's yolk going all over the place. It's disgusting, Vicki. Your house is full of egg yolks, Vicki. Egg crusher! You're egg crushing, bitch! No, I'm not scared of Michael. Michael is good to me. Michael is a saint, okay? But Michael, the reason Michael gets upset is because I say the girls are upsetting me.

1:04:39Oh, so you think it's a TV show? Maybe you should leave the TV show again, Vicky. Maybe the TV show's not the right place for you. I'm just trying to be a good friend, Vicky. No, no, I'm not saying the TV show makes me crazy. I'm saying the girls on the TV show make me crazy. And so I go to Mike, and they tell the girls are being mean to me. And then Mike is upset because the girls are being mean to me. Oh, so you're saying that you're terrified of him? No, I'm saying that he doesn't like the ladies because it stresses me out. I'm a happy person. I'm happy! Oh, yeah, you seem really happy, Vicky.

1:05:08You know, Figgies change so much because they called her Miss Piggy one time. So then she changed her face and then she changed her chin and then she changed her nose and then she changed her ears. Then she changed her boobs. Then she changed her boobs again. Then she changed her ears. Then she changed her elbows. Then she got new knees. She even got new toes on there. I think it's part of insecurity.

1:05:31Ronnie Karam: Okay, maybe that's part of insecurity, but it's also part of like being like a housewife, right? I mean, they show a montage of Vicky and all the different changes she's had over the years. But I think we could do that with like 90 % of the Real Housewives. I mean, that's part of it. That's why we watch. Not because you feel insecure and you feel like you have to get facelifts and stuff because you're insecure. But because it's like fun to go get new stuff. It's like watching HGTV. You want to see the befores. You want to see the afters. And you're not just happy with one episode. You want to see like 10 episodes in a row of houses getting flipped, you know, and you guys are like the human version of that.

1:06:15Ronnie Karam: So, yes, Vicky is an insecure mess. But I mean, I don't know. Let's not blame plastic surgeons for everything. OK, justice for plastic surgeons. God forbid you try and entertain everybody with a decent face flip. Yeah, I just think you're really insecure. and I think that what might help you is getting dumped by your boyfriend again because I'm going to start telling everybody that you're terrified of him and maybe getting off the TV show so I can be the longest running housewife that's still on TV. Okay, thanks, Matt. It's good to see you. It's good to be a good friend to you. Thanks, Tamara.

1:06:49Thanks for coming. I don't feel any better. Bye. Bye.

1:06:54Ronnie Karam: Vicky just kind of wobbles through her house and goes, okay, well, now what? Get out of my house. Everybody else, get out of my house. I hate you all. I'm a happy person and that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Orange County yeah I don't know that wasn't the most exciting episode but I always have a good time you know let's hope everybody just finds a way to be happier you know some other day it's been fun just hanging out with you guys just me just you next week we're going to have a bunch of fun guests while Ben is in Norway. So don't worry. It won't just be me talking your head off for the next week.

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