#3578 RHOSLC S7E5: Panic at the Diss-Go, Live in Minneapolis!

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0:59Hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Hypocrisy and bullshit. I'm true. Should I just put it down? Hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Hypocrisy and bullshit. I'm bored. Sing with me. Hypocrisy and... Hypocrisy and bullshit. Maniculation! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking. We have arrived.

1:28Ronnie Karam: Because we're good as gold

1:42You know it's your time These are the best days of our lives Just raise your blessings high This wants you tonight Sweet life, the peach life Sweet life, the peach life Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit, bullshit, hypocrisy and bullshit Now what else is going on? Goodbye, Carl!

2:20Ben Mandelker: Watch what happens

2:30Inesee

2:40Whats Younię What happens if you're in your hands? What about you, no one's for hands?

2:48Ben Mandelker: Who cares what happens when there's so much in my hands?

3:02Hi baby gorgeous!

3:07Hi Minnesota, how are you? I'm done! Yes! Ufta.

3:16Ben Mandelker: How's it going, everyone? Thank you for coming to our humble show. Watch what crap happens.

3:28Ronnie Karam: I'm just making sure our little soundboard is turned on. It's very important. Very important. Wow. Guys, what a day of no kings. Yes. You guys are protesting out there. Absolutely.

3:43Ben Mandelker: I just opened my iPad for notes

3:46Ronnie Karam: I don't even know how this got on there What Trump's waiver of new Russia sanctions means get the fuck off my iPad I didn't even look at you

3:53Ben Mandelker: By the way it's also a very particularly wonderful No Kings protest for Bravo fans because we literally just got our tagline for all of our signs Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit bullshit Hypocrisy Contrable I It's working Thank you Wade I dropped by that protest today which was great And But more importantly I've been in Minnesota For about 36 hours Which is even better My friend Nikki and Jody right here Hi They did something very important for me Which was They took me to the Mall of America

4:43Ben Mandelker: it was it was like a life's dream come true I mean just stores upon stores it's like Claire's and KB Toys and who knows what else it just was heavenly

4:58Ronnie Karam: they can't kill Claire's can they they've tried to kill Claire's for years I heard Claire's was going out of business years ago, still there

5:06Ben Mandelker: do you know I looked at my watch today to see how many steps I walked yesterday. It literally said I walked five miles at the Mall of America. But of course, no Mall of America experience would be complete without going on a roller coaster. So Nikki was like, come on, we got to do roller coaster. I was like, okay, so we did the Fairly Odd Parents coaster. So Ronnie, you were unfortunately not there, But the way that this coaster is is that you get in and it's four people Two sitting like this like me and I was sitting here Nikki was there and then there was a very weary exhausted mother right here and An eight-year-old child directly in front of me and we're all looking at each other She also mentioned that the line was almost 70 % eight-year-old children So I'm like okay this will be like a fun like little coaster whatever so we're like going up we're going up the thing you know and I'm like oh this will be fun and then it goes like around the bend and I swear to god I start going and I start screaming and I was like and like at one point you know it twists you all around and at one point I just go holy shit and the kids like right in front of me go I'm so sorry and this and the mom on the roller coaster goes he's cool

6:31Ben Mandelker: it was really fun so Mall of America, what a time to be alive.

6:37Ronnie Karam: I like that you specified a weary, exhausted mother.

6:40Ben Mandelker: She was just sitting there like, mm-hmm. She's like, I've done this right 10 times today.

6:46Ronnie Karam: If you're not weary and exhausted as a mother, you're not doing it right. That's right. Your child is on drugs or something. Downers. I did something really gay while he was there. Well, the night before, don't worry, it wasn't involving penises. There was a husband right down there. I'm assuming. Sorry. I went to see Cynthia Erivo in concert in Los Angeles. And I went with my gaggle of gays. And we turned to each other at one point and said, this is the gayest shit we've ever done. And we've had penises in her mouth. She opened with Barbra Streisand and closed with Whitney. and every I was like this girl has some talent and she's also got an amazing amount of confidence she I was like oh my God I love her and she loves her ten times more than me I was amazed and she has this beautiful accent you know and she'll start singing something just so heart wrecking you know she'll be like

8:00Ronnie Karam: John, hello John God is good to see you Joanne, is that you? Joanne, did you get new hair?

8:16Ronnie Karam: Can I cry without you saying hello to somebody I mean it was every song She's like, don't tell me not to leave

8:32Ronnie Karam: I got a new head shave. Do you like it? It's kind of chilly out here. God bless her, man. Thank you, Cynthia Revo, for everything. At one point, she even started singing. She's like, I am here because I am a gift. A gift to you. I was like, yeah.

8:51Ben Mandelker: I'd love to see her on the roller coaster at the Mall of America. Seriously. fairly odd parents.

8:57Ronnie Karam: I was the weary, exhausted mother at some point. She was like, ahhh!

9:04Ben Mandelker: That would actually, why don't more divas go on roller coasters? It would be beautiful. It would just be belting.

9:10Ronnie Karam: Well, on a weekend of such divas, to be here tonight to recap the ultimate hypocrisy.

9:22Hypocrisy. Hypocrisy.

9:30Ronnie Karam: Ernest, Ernest, come backstage after time. Welcome to the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

9:41Ronnie Karam: Previously on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay, hello ladies. Welcome to Chinatown Night in San Francisco. I go, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, Chinatown. This is where I came to the Chinese Oscars. That's not a thing, Lisa Barlow. I was in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Frosty. You weren't. I'd like to thank my agent and God for all the haters that give me the pain to use in my acting. Arricato. Uh-huh, uh-huh, Lisa, it's my dinner. And ladies, hope some of you had fun at the vibrator museum I sent you to. Yeah. We got you the one thing that Todd would never give you himself. A hard penis.

10:36Well, okay. A dildo. I love it and will also act traumatized by it later. No fighting tonight. If anyone wants to talk, you have to hold the talking dildo.

10:51Ben Mandelker: The last thing that anyone needs is a dildo that talks We've already got Whitney Me cry here I also got a gift Whitney, this is for you Oh, I'm reading between the lines Is this a bill gag? It's a ball gag, Whitney So you'll stop talking about me? Oh, is this so I'll stop talking about you?

11:30So you'll stop telling people what I said in private? Reading between the lines. I would never do that. Kwai said she hates Meredith when we were in private. Give me that talking dildo. Give me that talking dildo. Ladies, this is my night in San Francisco, okay?

11:48Ronnie Karam: And I will say, Kwai, you have been very nice to me, which is why I'm not going to have your back at all. I take Heather and Whitney's side. Lisa, stop putting on your lip liner.

12:05I'm an independent woman. I can do whatever I want. You look like you have a vagina on your face. Nuh-uh. I can do whatever I want. I'm going to line my lips if I want to. Ow, ow. Your lips are bleeding. Stop stabbing your face in this sisterhood. Meredith is a murderer. Meredith ran over a toddler. Whitney is a terrorist. I have the talking stick now. And I am Greek.

12:37Ben Mandelker: And scene.

12:41Wow.

12:43Ben Mandelker: I have to say, like, being recappers, being professionals in the recap arts. Thank you, thank you John, thank you John. Good to see you. I have to say, the most exciting thing ever is that when Once in a Blue Moon Bravo airs one of the episodes that goes into the canon, that we will always remember, and when we know we get to do it for a live audience, that's just the fucking best.

13:15Ronnie Karam: Ben was sending me texts like Have you watched this yet? I can't wait for you to watch it I wish I was next to you watching it

13:23Ben Mandelker: I literally Since Wednesday night Have been saying hypocrisy and bullshit To myself Non-stop

13:31Ronnie Karam: Okay so we're in San Francisco It's day three Everyone's getting ready for the morning Brittany's pretending she calls her children

13:41Ben Mandelker: she's like hi Francesca how are you doing she's like my name is Olivia I'm not familiar my dear has Jared called

13:57Ben Mandelker: then we see Lisa and Lisa is getting her glam and she's like bitch can be used in like so many different ways as like a word like if someone's like, bitch, you know, like why I would say it, like, bitch, it's like, yes, bitch. But like, if you say, like, bitch, it's like, no, bitch. Yeah. Like, gay people say, bitch. People from Mexico say, bitch. Deaf people say, bitch.

14:33Ronnie Karam: Everyone says it. Her glam, people are like 20, and they're looking at her like, You can't say bitch. This is 2026. Wow. Now time for what I'm up to. Huh. I'm on a walk with Heather. I miss this city. I love it so much. By the way, I love when you're saying,

14:56Ben Mandelker: I miss this city, I love it so much, before she tells a story about how she was in the worst time of her life while she was in San Francisco. I love San Francisco. this is where I first shaved my head. I know. I got so depressed. I was with Justin. He was always gone. I didn't know what to do. I was pregnant. I hated my life.

15:22The best part of San Francisco is going to Fisherman's Wharf and looking at all the sills.

15:36I had a baby. Imagine this. Justin was traveling the world and I was 25 and I was trying to figure out

15:49how do I be 25?

15:54Ben Mandelker: Justin was having an affair with her, right? Justin was not traveling the world. He was going to San Jose and banging someone.

16:03Ronnie Karam: Yeah. His dick was traveling around the world. Wow. So Whitney's like, yeah. So then I shaved my head to be like, fuck you.

16:18Wow. Heather's like, that's an interesting story. I'm just going to move it along. What a crazy dinner we had last night, right?

16:28Yeah. I watched Bronwyn and just watching the disrespect as our friend is going through a hard time like Lisa and Meredith disrespecting her trip. I'm reading between the lines.

16:43Ronnie Karam: What was the disrespect that they were showing Bronwyn by fighting on the real housewives? You can't say like, be nice to me. I'm getting divorced on vacation on the housewives. You're all getting divorced and you're all on vacation. What else are you going to do?

16:59Ben Mandelker: I know it was, if I remember correctly from last week, because of course I don't remember anything, wasn't the whole thing that, you know, I'm not even going to bother trying to, I just started to see like a beautiful mind with Whitney and you know, like where all the digits go flying by, but like this case there was like a three and that was it. I was like And that's why he shaved his head. Yeah. It just made me realize Guys, we should be friends to Bronwyn right now. Because personally, I need friends right now.

17:38Ben Mandelker: What?

17:39Ronnie Karam: This show cracks me up because they do act like they're reading lines off of a teleprompter. But the lines are all so bad. And it's so good. Like, she prepared this. I just want to be a friend. Because I want someone to be a friend. I need a friend. Who's a friend? I know you've picked up on some stuff. This is going to be shocking. Me and Justin are going through a hard time right now.

18:12Ben Mandelker: Whitney is so determined to make this storyline happen. She's been trying it for three years, and something else always comes up, so now she's literally just wedging it in. And it's like, it's important that we make breakfast for Bronwyn because Justin and I are going through a terrible time. I wish someone would give me breakfast when I'm going through a hard time because I'm going through a hard time. So Heather's like, what do you mean you're going through a hard time? You definitely haven't told me ahead of time that we're going to be doing this scene together. What do you mean? A hard time, Whitney?

18:50What? What could be happening with you and Justin? I haven't been watching the past seven years of this show. But do read my new book, Hard Time Soft Mormons.

19:07Bad Mormon, worst times. When he's like, I'm just not happy. What do you mean you're not happy? You're not intimate?

19:19Ben Mandelker: Not anymore. I'm like, did they run out of Hershey's syrup? Why is it? Why are you doing that? Someone's like, don't bring Hershey's syrup into this. Someone's like, oh.

19:31Ronnie Karam: That's what I was thinking. That's my idea of getting intimate. Just like swallowing chocolate syrup or ice cream. I don't understand this. You're not happy, so you're not intimate. You don't have to be intimate to be happy. You have to be fed full of carbs and sugar. That's right. Fuck that. Well, we're not intimate anymore. How long has it been? A while. I moved into the guest room, and only two days ago did I learn how to get out.

20:09Ronnie Karam: You know, I don't know, Whitney, but I wish I did so I could say, if you're mad at your husband, why are you sleeping in the guest room? Yeah. What kind of marriage is this? I've never heard of that. If your husband sucks, he goes in the guest bedroom. Yeah. So Heather's like, oh my God.

20:32Whitney and Justin, my whole world is crumbling around me. First Angie, now Whitney. I just feel so sad. I mean, Justin and Whitney, they could get through anything. Whitney's strong and free and wild. Justin's just so tall. His teeth are so white. I just can't believe they're having problems. I mean, if they can't make it, is there any hope for the rest of us? What about me and Trippapa?

21:09Well, I felt a lot of Mormon programming in my head. I'll be laying there, thinking, oh my God, he's my eternal companion. What do I do?

21:21Ronnie Karam: Oh my God. Listen, religion is religion. You believe what you want. But if you give me a religion where I'm stuck with the same fucking people forever. I remember one time, I think I've told you this, Ben, but one time my meemaw started crying in the car. And I said, why are you crying? And she was like, because I'll be gone soon. And I'm going to heaven and you're not. and I will never see you again. And I was like, who am I going to have in heaven? You. That's it. Like, give me the gays, okay?

21:59Ronnie Karam: Give me some sinning, drinking, drug-doing gays. Anyone, you know? Have fun in heaven, meemaw.

22:08Ben Mandelker: Did anyone find it weird what Whitney said? I have never been alone. I've never had my life. I was a young mom in my 20s. I mean, Justin raised me.

22:25Ben Mandelker: I'm reading between the lines there too and screaming me out. Well, um, we've been talking about stuff. What are you trying to say, Whitney? Are you going to get divorced? Is that an option? She's like, Um Well We haven't said it yet What is it If it's not divorced what are you going to do Uh

22:55Ronnie Karam: Whitney looks so confused by her own conversation I know She's like I thought you were supposed to say Cut She's like we're still doing it And so Heather's like I mean this has got to be hard To come back here to San Francisco going to revisit it. She's like, it's been 10 years. 2016, I buzzed my head. In 2026, I got drunk on stage. And in 2006, I got a Starbucks.

23:32Do you ever read BuzzFeed? I thought it was about my head. The self-destruction never laughed.

23:42I mean, here you are, not with a shaved head at all, but I still see it, almost bald. Come back to us, Whitney, come back.

23:53Ben Mandelker: Well, you know, did you guys see the video of Heather finding out that Justin and Whitney filed? Heather was on Kiki and Dorinda's show, and Kiki was like, by the way, Heather, what do you think about the fact that Whitney and Justin just filed, and Heather hadn't heard about it? She was like, what? What? Shining on the internet. I just don't believe it. It's so much. I guess I'm just finding out about it in real time. I just don't. Does anyone really react that way? I mean, if you already know that people are separated and talking about divorce and pretty much divorcing and it's a storyline, and then someone says, oh, they did the bureaucratic thing and filed the paperwork.

24:34You're like, what, that? I thought there was hope. It's like, come on. Heather's like, well, this can be inspiring. I mean, you're almost 40. Your life is basically about to be over. It's going to be an old lady, an old lady with no one there. Who's going to show you their top row of teeth for no reason every minute of the day, Whitney? Do you have Angie's list? Download it. Just get a worker over there. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

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27:35Ronnie Karam: So Lisa is hanging out with Kwai while Kwai gets glam. And she's like, oh my gosh, are those your real eyelashes? She's like, I'm going to pull them out. Why would you do that? I'm stressed. Why? Because people were mean to me. What? Anyway, you know what? We'll get some clean ocean water and we'll put them on your eyelashes. Maybe that'll help. ocean water heal things. Yeah, I have all sorts of great remedies this episode. Just you wait. Doesn't the ocean shrivel you up? Isn't salt water bad? Like, you can't drink it.

28:12Ben Mandelker: No. Well, she was saying it's for the psoriasis, because they're talking about allergies and Kauai has psoriasis, so Lisa's like, yeah, put the salt water on your hands and cure psoriasis. So Lisa's talking about last night's dinner, and she's like, I was so bored. Like, that's why I put my lipstick on, because it's like everyone knows it's like the best pastime. Like, it's the most, who cares about a fidget spinner where you got lipstick, am I right? It's just so much bullshit. And then, you know, Meredith and I got in the van, and then Bronwyn's like, what are you scheming about?

28:46Ronnie Karam: And we see a flashback to the Sprinter van, and Meredith and Lisa are getting into it, and Brittany's like, oh, they were probably strategizing in the bathroom, and Lisa's like, it was Bronwyn. Bronwyn said it. And then the camera cuts to Britney saying it. They're like, repeat, Britney's saying it. No, it was Bronwyn.

29:04Ben Mandelker: And the producer's like, do you know it was actually Britney that said it? Yeah, no, but it was Bronwyn. But we have footage. Yeah, the footage got doctored. It was Bronwyn. I watched her say it with my own two eyes. I watched her. I saw it.

29:19Ronnie Karam: They show it again. Britney's like, Britney's like, Britney's just parroting what everyone Everyone else is saying they're codependent through action.

29:31Ben Mandelker: So now the women all go downstairs. They get onto a sprinter van, which is obviously the best place on Salt Lake City. And Meredith comes on and she's like, well, I'm ready for a fun day with all my besties.

29:51Ronnie Karam: Someone just comes nodding on the van. I can have a good time today, ladies. That's my vacation. So Whitney comes out. She's like,

30:06Ronnie Karam: That means I'm going to show everybody and wear this ball gag.

30:14Ronnie Karam: You sure showed them, Whitney. She says, I miss being gagged. Justin raised me. I miss being gagged by my father figure.

30:32Ronnie Karam: So is gross. I know.

30:35Ben Mandelker: You just ruined that song for me.

30:39Ronnie Karam: Angie's like, I'm pretty sure it's not the first time she has had balls in her mouth. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It really hurts my jaw. Okay, well, I'm just going to ignore that. How did everyone sleep? Well, not as good as Bronwyn. Sorry, sorry anybody I just sped on. Not as good as Bronwyn. She had an overnight guest. Is it Todd?

31:16Ben Mandelker: I think we would have heard the farting, okay? It's like... Oh, Todd's in town.

31:25Oh, yeah. Like, it would be Todd. Todd's just like, oh, wow. Thanks for this fabulous trip. Hey, Todd, thanks for flying Bronwyn's boyfriend in. Well, you know, uh-huh. Dark days, uh-huh.

31:38Ronnie Karam: Dark Bob days, uh-huh. So, Bronwyn has flown in her hot Instagram model boyfriend. Yes. Who's not only an Instagram model. He's a model model. He was just on the Kardashian something. I don't know. I saw it. People are like, is that the same guy that was doing a nude scene at Khloe Kardashian's TV show? And sure enough, he's like... He's a cute, nice guy. Yeah, I mean, he's hot. I'm happy for him. Is he even that young compared to Bromwell? Why do they keep acting like, you know... Well, because it's like Heather.

32:10Ben Mandelker: I mean, you know, Heather's like, oh my God, there's a boy. You know? So, he is hot. He can stay as long as he wants. So, I mean, we just got through, like, seasons of Todd and Justin, and let us have Brandon, okay? He's safe. Keep him safe. Yeah. So, Bronwyn is like, well, you know, it's not like he was, you know, in a wig doing activities with us all, you know, with the girls. Mm-hmm. You know, but he is coming to the party tonight that I'm throwing, and because I think the context of who I am is important to who I am. So I have friends that are coming in to elementary from elementary school to middle school friends.

32:47I worked with friends I you know took driver's ed with lots of friends are coming in so I can brag to them that I'm famous now so

32:53Ronnie Karam: So many people that I've known for so long like this tiktoker Right here this tiktoker who imitates Ramona on TikTok Girl you've not known these people your whole life Also, you don't bring a man on a girls trip Who does that?

33:11Ben Mandelker: You do not do that

33:12Ronnie Karam: Who did that? Who got in so much trouble? They were like, I'm bringing my boyfriend

33:17Ben Mandelker: Excuse you, it is Alex McCord Alex McCord Going all the way back to season one When she brought Simon to Girls Night And Ramona was like, whoa There's not supposed to be boys at Girls Night Okay, you know what? I'm not going to stay at this dinner I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I can't stay here I'm sorry, okay Because you know what? This one time, when I was a little girl, I was going to go hang out with my best friend. But then Geraldine Parson Smith brought her boyfriend. I was like, whoa, you can't bring her. I'm sorry. And that's why to this day, boys can't come to girls' nights, okay?

33:55Ben Mandelker: So yeah, it was Alex. Yeah. You know what? There's like a lot of places I would bring my new boyfriend. but probably not where I got married to the last one I'm trying to get rid of. Shaved head. Just saying. It is.

34:13Okay, well, everyone, we are at the waterfront, so it's time for our next activity. We're going to go onto a yacht. Okay, so here we go.

34:20Ben Mandelker: So they get onto this yacht, and we do not have any below deck crossovers, which made me sad. It was just, I know, it was Captain Larry. I was like, who's Captain Larry?

34:32Ronnie Karam: Captain Larry didn't even know. They're like, hi, Captain Larry. He's like, where do we go? What's about? Goddamn. So the flashbacks to last year on the got were pretty good. Lisa having her shoe thrown in. Jen shot through Lisa's shoe in the water. Never forget. Todd farting while making out with one of Lisa's friends. so they come to the boat and Angie's like well going on a boat is the last thing I want to do because she gets seasick she was just seasick on below deck I don't need to see Angie throwing up anymore but they're like this works this works huge ratings take some more where Angie can

35:17Ben Mandelker: barf I'm preparing to watch the Odyssey so they're on the boat and they are like you know like oh my god Bronwyn is that the trans America building? She's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, it is. I built that. Yes, I did. Yeah, uh-huh. I was in finance, but I also built buildings. This is the skyline for me. Yep. Is that the Wells Fargo building? Uh-huh.

35:39Ronnie Karam: Yeah, Wells Fargo. Uh-huh. Yeah. Horse and buggy. Took him to school. Took him to school every day. Yeah, you know, I lived, I led a very good life when I lived here. Todd and I were like so tight. Everything was good. We got married here. I had Gwenny here.

35:55Ronnie Karam: people have so much trauma in san francisco why are they there why are they all in san francisco they're just revisiting drama captain lear's like and over there we got alcatraz so that's

36:06Ben Mandelker: exciting i don't know why you guys are staring at the skyscraper you got a full-on fucking jail

36:11Ronnie Karam: over here actually heather was the one predictably to make that joke hey girls maybe i'll drop you an Alcatraz? What is it? St. Patrick's Day? What am I wearing? Green? What is it? A leprechaun? I don't know who Alcatraz is, but I hope he's single. I want to pull Lisa aside. Lisa, we need to have a girl-to-girlfriend conversation. Okay. What's going on? What's the news? What's up? Batch. I had to do some Greekling, that is Google for Greek people, this morning because I felt that I did not quite articulate what I was trying to say last night about your terrible lips. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

37:07Uh-huh, go on.

37:11Ronnie Karam: It's called the golden ratio of aesthetics. Your upper lip is supposed to be one size, but one-third the size of your lower lip. Okay. Yeah? And what if I don't do that? Okay, because my top lip is naturally just the same size as my lower lip. It's like a natural thing. I was born with my top lip being really big and plump. It's just the way it happened. Yeah. Were you born last year? You just got that lip last year. No, I was born with it. I was born with this lip. It was like, when I go to the Oscars, they're always like, look at your lips.

37:51Ronnie Karam: As someone in the beauty industry, I'm coming from a place of concern, Angie. Listen, I will always give it up to Angie for making an effort. But what are you talking about? Have you seen your lips? Your lips aren't one third the size of another. And I don't subscribe to that rule anyway. I don't think your lip needs to be any goddamn size. Yeah. But Angie's lips are like two fingers, and she's like, one needs to be one-third. What math? What math? What math? Yeah, I don't have filler. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why Angie is so worried about what God gave me, because I don't even think twice about what he didn't give her.

38:33Ronnie Karam: Well, Lisa's also full of shit, too. What are you talking about? I do not have a lip filler. What are you talking about? I was born with a slab. Yeah. but literally I don't care put it in I would have them too I might be coming out here if I could even feel my neck I just had some little things in here I still can't feel my face I was trying to shave with an electric razor and I was still stabbing myself I can't feel it I don't even know what it would be like to have that but I will one day so I'm not going to say shit about it because the next time you see me I'll be like welcome to the electric album

39:10Ben Mandelker: So after Angie gives this You know unsolicited advice Lisa turns to Meredith and she's like I'm like don't worry about my face Cause like the hypocrisy And that's like crazy to me Because we're just moving forward and existing Hypocrisy and Bullshit Bullshit I'm bored Ha ha ha It's the first The first inkling that we're gonna have a musical number later They're not very subtle You know, I've been trying to enjoy myself in San Francisco, but you know what? Like, I don't care what anyone else is doing. We're about to have a journey, and we're going to take the girls on a journey too. A musical journey.

39:56Ben Mandelker: I wouldn't add musical to that, but that's fine. So then we see a flashback to Lisa and Meredith in their hotel room last night. And Lisa's like, oh my God, that dinner. Like I couldn't even take it anymore. It's like so many Oscar invitations like too much I'm like yeah, and then Bronwyn was like you guys are strategizing. Are you sure that that wasn't? It was Bronwyn for sure She yeah, she said hello, but she said it and like she mixed up the letters and it sounded like strategizing. I'm pretty sure Yeah We're just trying to have fun and live our lives Yeah, the girl just laughs Yeah, they don't get it.

40:39And then Angie, like, nonstop digs me like it's so weird. Maybe we can do a song about it. Yeah, a song with, like, a lot of lyrics or two lyrics. You know what? I'm so glad I came up with a song. Yeah. You know, I'm glad I don't have a Broadway voice. I'm more of, like, a Beyonce. Yeah. My toddler loves when I sing to him. His favorite song is Here Comes the Plane to the Hanger. But clearly after what I've observed the past couple of days, they need to talk about their hypocrisy and their bullshit.

41:22Ronnie Karam: God, reading this back, they were really laying it on heavy every two seconds. So Captain Larry is like, Yeah, Captain Larry says, there's a whale.

41:38Ronnie Karam: That whale was very close to the shore. And I'm so sorry to be criticizing whales, but that thing was like a foot from the shore. Think of your safety.

41:46Ben Mandelker: Yeah. You know, I mean, we've seen a lot of people try to get on TV, but I've never seen a whale. I was like, there was a whale. That was crazy. There's a whale. There's a whale. It's like, but I'm saying hypocrisy and bullshit. The whale's like...

42:05Ben Mandelker: That's whale for hypocrisy and bullshit, by the way.

42:09Ronnie Karam: It was still more on-key than either of the people singing the song. And beat. So Bronwyn is, you know, having another, like, I'm so sad. This is so depressing. I can't believe we are in San Francisco, and this is where it was hot, and, you know, every time I come back here, I just think, oh, my God, what are you doing? What's up? What are you doing? You're ruining your whole life, Bronwyn. Bronwyn, are you doing the right thing? Are you doing the right... You planned the trip.

42:33Ben Mandelker: Yeah. And she's doing the whole, like, Bethany Frankel thing where she's like, you know, it just feels like a little weird right now. You know, like, I don't have a home. I don't have a person. I don't have an actual physical house. Which, of course, I'm like the richest homeless person in all of America.

42:50Well, I feel like I can only speak for myself. But, Bronwyn, I've really gotten a glimpse into you.

43:00Ben Mandelker: Whitney you were looking at the whale Oh I thought you'd like to swim My heart fills for her Because literally I was thinking The same thing that she's sharing with me Whitney stop trying to steal someone else's

43:14Ronnie Karam: Divorce storyline The day that auntie's divorce storyline Came on the show Whitney posted that morning Whitney's officially leaving Can auntie have her Each of you take a week Here's the talking dildo Each of you gets a turn to talk about your terrible marriage

43:32Ben Mandelker: It's just that she's so clunky about it Like when she literally says My heart feels for Bronwyn Because I literally was just thinking the same thing That she's sharing with me I'm doing the same thing It's like just say your heart feels for Bronwyn And then put a period and start your new sentence

43:47Ronnie Karam: She's such a separation upstager Let me have my number This is my pain So then Whitney gets on the loudspeaker. She's like, attention, attention.

44:03Ronnie Karam: Whitney, are you going to say something? Let's party. So they start dancing and stuff. Andy gets sick and starts barfing over the side of the...

44:13Ben Mandelker: The whale's like doing this. Its fins are coming up. It's like...

44:20Ronnie Karam: The whale's beaching up. They're like, wow, look at that whale. like way too close to the shore the rail's like i know because i'm getting separated too the rail's like oh i feel what that will is going through so now they get back um on the sprinter van and brahma was like ladies tonight we are going to my favorite disco bar. It's on the top of the Hilton where we're staying. Classic. Classic disco bar. The top of a hotel.

44:57Ben Mandelker: And people are clocking Bronwyn for this, that she can't even keep her white lies straight because she tells the women we're going to my favorite disco bar of all time. And then she says, when I found out that there was a disco bar on top of our hotel, I was like, we have to go. And it was automatically my favorite. I can wear couture.

45:20Ronnie Karam: This is my friend who I've known for 30, 18 years. Ma 'am, I'm just the greeting lady at the hotel. Please just go to your room. Do you have your key card? So she's like, well, you know, it's disco night, so everybody better get ready. I'm sure nothing is going to go wrong at this disco night. I'll wear a couture. They'll wear our costumes.

45:44Ben Mandelker: So So Bronwyn's getting ready, and Brandon's nearby, and she's like, so are you ready to meet everyone tonight, Brandon? He's like, yeah. I was like, are you? Well, I mean, I know a couple. Yep, mm-hmm, that's good, that's good, yeah. Well, you know, when Brandon came in for the Super Bowl, you know, he got to meet a lot of my San Francisco friends then, and, you know, all the girls, you know, they were like, wow, you're dating a male model. I was like, wait, save that reaction, I want to put your look on TV, okay? And now we're having this party tonight. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

46:12Ronnie Karam: We're getting pretty serious, me and Todd. Aren't we Todd? Yeah. Oh, me and Todd, we're so into a town. Aren't we Todd? Yeah. My name's Brandon, though. Brandon. Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. Why, I never had such disrespect. Well, if I've learned one thing over the years, it's that all Brandon's become a Todd eventually.

46:42Ronnie Karam: so she's like oh you know it's really difficult to be here without Todd and all I'm thinking about is with Todd I want to have this hot little young man with me and everything and then we see a flashback of Todd being like what the hell are you doing spending the time with all these real housewives they're just a bunch of mean witches if you're scared a monster's under the bed why Are you going under the gosh darn bed, Bronwyn? Jeez. He's so unsupportive.

47:11Ben Mandelker: So Bronwyn's saying how they actually had fun on the boat today. So like, you know, maybe third day was a charm with this group, you know, because now they're all going to get along. Everything will be great. Nothing will go wrong whatsoever. No one will be jealous that she's bringing a hot-ass boyfriend onto the trip that he's not supposed to be on, so that way she can brag about him to all of her friends for her entire life.

47:32Ronnie Karam: Yes. What could go wrong? I like this. She's like, well, I hope, you know, no one fights. He's like, you're not going to start. He says something like, you're not going to start anything, are you? She's like, why would you assume that I'm the villain in this? So now everybody's getting ready, except Angie, who's still, like, barfing. And people in service, you know, I was one for a long time. We don't need to hear all this, okay? She calls the front desk and she's like, I am barfing all over every inch of this hotel room. Please send me whatever you can. Leaking out of every hole. Please send something.

48:10Ronnie Karam: All you're asking for is sparkling water. Can you just ask for a fucking sparkling water? I don't need this visual.

48:16Ben Mandelker: So we go to the disco party. The disco party is happening, which is actually kind of an amazing party. Everyone looks amazing in their disco outfits. and Bronwyn walks in and all her friends are like, hi Bronwyn and I suddenly realized oh, the purpose of this party is that all these friends were like, you're marrying the guy who invented Palm Pilot like get with iOS and now she's like, I've got a male model now so get in line, fuckers so she's doing her victory lap, like oh hi hi, yeah, I've got a male model on my side what are you doing? you're in a miserable life, okay, across the bay in Oakland.

48:52Okay, that's great. Okay. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, nice t-shirt. Just roping over here. Nice t-shirt, Ronnie.

48:57Ronnie Karam: It's getting hot. Polyester. That'll keep the warmth in you. Let me tell you about that. And put the, yeah. And it's actually a Ramona shirt. Yeah, look, it's talking about Ramona. Nothing like wearing a problematic lady on your shirt on a very problematic protest day. Yeah. So, Bronwyn's just all over everybody Like, oh my god, hi, do you remember when we knew each other 20 years ago? And they're like, mmm I'm here for the free bites I know, but I love staying at this hotel, don't you? We talked about the breakfast buffet Oh god, when we met each other back in what, kindergarten?

49:40Ben Mandelker: Yes, we met in kindergarten, yes

49:43Ronnie Karam: So all the ladies start coming in and Whitney's like, wow, look at my wig. It's from Amazon. I'm calling it the Heredith. Because that rhymes with Meredith. And Meredith is wearing a wig. So I'm wearing a wig, and I named it Heredith. Because that rhymes with Meredith. But it's hair. And Meredith is wearing a wig So when I wear a wig, it's like Meredith is wearing a wig But it's my wig

50:25Hair Hair I did Okay, okay, Whitney, thank you for coming Thank you for coming Commercials Here comes one right now

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52:49Ronnie Karam: New members can start listening with a 30-day free trial at audible.com slash WWC. So Lisa and Meredith Come in and they're Hi Party starting Yeah Party time Hi Not acting suspicious at all

53:18Ronnie Karam: So they go up to Heather And Lisa's like oh my god you look like Barbie so by the way you know um i heard you say on the yacht like something about brandon like what is it his job to be here what were you saying about brandon and then we see a flashback to seven hours earlier and he's like and they're all walking onto the yacht and bromwin's at the front and

53:44Ben Mandelker: like heather's next to her and bromwin's like well you know i buy myself a gift every time i do something important. So when I did the Emmys, I bought a pair of earrings. And when I did the sags, I got a necklace. And Angie's like, and when you did Brandon, what did you buy yourself? Brandon, I bought Brandon. And Heather's like, you bought yourself Brandon.

54:11Bronwyn just admitted to human trafficking.

54:18Ben Mandelker: and she's like he is not an escort you didn't buy him and she's like no now she's lying about human trafficking

54:29Ronnie Karam: uh so we come back to the present and um kawaii's like well i don't think that's very nice insinuating that she purchased her boyfriend lisa's like did i hear that right did you call him a male escort is that what you just said and heather is not even subtle most people would be like, I can't believe Lisa's trying to switch this. Heather's like, yes. Yeah. He is a man whore. That's what I'm saying. She paid for him with Todd's money. Every bit of that old bastard's money, she got to get a young hooker named Brandon.

55:02Ben Mandelker: You can see Heather putting out the building blocks to turn this into a storyline about, do you think that Bronwyn is using Todd's money to pay for her new young hooker? Like, she's starting to be like, can you believe what's happening? But, of course, the way this episode goes, she realizes she has a different storyline she can go, and she jumps ship to there. But it's just really fun at this point to see her being like, wow, Todd is paying for her to bring out her hot young boyfriend. What a crazy situation that I guess I'll have to confront her about.

55:35Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So Meredith doesn't even like Bronwyn, but she's like, Well, I will say that maybe it's a little weird that she brought her boyfriend. You're not saying bought her boyfriend. It's weird that she brought her boyfriend, right? No, she bought him with money. Hard, hard cash.

55:57Ben Mandelker: I mean, I'm not exactly Bronwyn's fan, but the implication behind Heather's commentary is pretty vicious. It's basically saying Bronwyn is a whore in her marriage She needs her husband to still support her with her new boyfriend and that he's only with her because he's being paid. Heather's words, not mine.

56:20Ronnie Karam: But I mean, here we go. And they'll cut this up later to make it look like Meredith is saying, well, she's got a man whore. She's into traffic, whatever, trafficking or whatever. But she's actually kind of standing up for Bronwyn here. And so Angie, which I wouldn't, I mean, I wouldn't if I were in her case. I thought that was nice. So then Angie calls Heather.

56:40Ben Mandelker: By the way, can I just say? What? If Bronwyn is using Todd's money to pay for Brandon, I say more power to her. Like, good, that's exactly what you should do with your ex's money. Use it to get a hot guy.

56:56Ronnie Karam: Hell yeah. Let's not lose my plan. So Angie calls Heather and she's like, I am sick.

57:05Ronnie Karam: So Lisa hears this. They're all at the party. Heather's like, are you sick? Yes, I am sick. Okay, here's what you do. Do you have salt water? Swallow it. Swallow all the salt water you can. Turn your air conditioning down low. Okay? If it's raining outside, walk into the rain. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what's really good? Knock onto someone's door until you find someone who's got COVID and just breathe in their mouth. Just breathe it all in. The COVID fights your COVID and it all goes away. Yeah. Ask one of the house cleaning people if they have Windex and then spray it in your eye. What is this advice?

57:44This is the worst advice. Get it really, really cold in there and then make sure you don't sleep with the covers on. You'll feel so much better in the morning.

57:54Ronnie Karam: Finally, she does come up with one decent piece of advice. She's like, close your eyes.

58:03Ronnie Karam: I'm barfing. Close your eyes. Yeah. You can keep the puke in your mouth if you close your eyes. The eyes are the windows to the soul, but they're the exit route for the vomit.

58:15Ben Mandelker: It's fucking show, like every part of it. So now we see Bronwyn and Whitney and Bronwyn's childhood friend Molly, spelled M-O-L-L-I-E. Boo, boo Molly. Fucking bitch. so uh you know the whale was on the harbor with like a little disco hat on like so uh i didn't

58:40Ronnie Karam: believe some of these friends she's like molly we've known each other for a long time molly is like uh did you order the cheesecake so heather comes up to brandon you know who's hot and she's Like, whoa, hi, Brandon. Pretty sexy on a girl's trip, a guy being on a girl's trip. Bad, Brandon. Bad, bad, bad, bad male hooker. Bad male hooker.

59:06Ben Mandelker: Well, I get that a lot. So what's wrong with me being on this trip? I'm hot. I can do whatever I want. But it's a girl's trip, and you're not one of the girls. Tee-hee. admittedly I was skeptical of Bronwyn and Brandon's relationship but Brandon's sharp he knows how to work a room and I find him charming and funny and I would rather hang

59:30Ronnie Karam: out with him than Bronwyn sometimes ha ha ha ha are you sure you're having a good time Brandon are you sure you're having a good time are you sure is anybody being mean to you Brandon he's like no I'm in a room of fucking icons did you see Meredith Marx is over there

59:48Ronnie Karam: so the girls meet Brandon and Brittany's like well I started this trope a little skeptical but Bronwyn but Brandon's really growing on whatever so then we go to Bronwyn she says something weird she goes

1:00:03Ben Mandelker: I mean Bronwyn's got a hot boyfriend that I might want to be the third wheel on it's like did you just invite yourself to be in a threesome with him she's like yeah she doesn't know it

1:00:18Ronnie Karam: why is it okay when we do it I don't think that's weird at all we're gay people you guys are hot do you need me tonight

1:00:30Ben Mandelker: meanwhile Tripp is like what am I not good enough for the third wheel situation here or

1:00:36Ronnie Karam: Tripp

1:00:39Ronnie Karam: so Bronwyn gives a speech and is like um hello everybody Oh, God, I've known you guys for 73 years. So good to see you. So good to see you. Is my kindergarten teacher? Oh, girls, I'm very good to see you. Okay, I really don't have much to say in this speech, but I'm going to nod a lot into a microphone. Okay, Brandon's here. Brittany's still a bitch. Hi, stupid bitch, Brittany. Okay, okay, I grew up here. Let's all think about my childhood, where I grew up, right here. And then it cuts to Lisa and Meredith shit-talking, and Lisa's like, wait a minute. She spent her childhood here? I thought she was from Europe.

1:01:12Ben Mandelker: She said she was in Amsterdam in her childhood So that's confusing

1:01:20Ronnie Karam: And hopefully, heavily on hopefully I'm going to be in a happier phase of my life Yeah, happier, yeah, yeah I certainly hope she's happier than she is right now I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy There's a lot of neck movement in this show

1:01:47Ronnie Karam: Brandon comes to say hi to Meredith and Lisa and stuff and she's like, oh my god, you've got such good cheekbones he's like, oh my god, you too

1:02:01Ronnie Karam: Brandon's like, oh, I hope they're being nice to Brandon over there Brandon's like taking selfies with Lisa and Meredith

1:02:08I have my own dynamic with Bronwyn, but if she finds happiness with Brandon, so, okay, I have one dynamic with Bronwyn and one with Brandon, and how I am with Brandon is different than Bronwyn, so please don't get Bronwyn

1:02:25Ben Mandelker: and Bronwyn mixed up, because Brandon and Bronwyn are two different people. Lisa, stop trying to make a sentence and meet me at the DJ booth. Five minutes. Okay. So they get... Meet me at the DJ booth. Don't tell anybody. We're going to the DJ booth. Hey, everyone, look over there. There's a whale. Okay, go.

1:02:56Ronnie Karam: So we see these two jokers. Brahma's like, wow, this has been a good party. I don't think anybody's been bringing me... Nothing can ruin my night. Well, hello, San Francisco! Are you ready for the queen of caviar, the queen of diamonds, and the queen of bumps, Miss Marks?

1:03:25Howdy!

1:03:31Yes! оп

1:03:57Instead of watching Silentana mind

1:04:08I'm bored New key I'm bored New key Hypocrisy and Bullshit Hypocrisy and bullshit I'm on beat on purpose I'm bored Apodectomy I'm bored Meow

1:04:40So, when I tell you how not on the beat or the cue these two ladies were, I can't even

1:04:53Ronnie Karam: explain it. Today I was trying to make it for the beginning of the show. I literally had to separate the voices from the music, re-edit the music, stitch it all back together, slow and speed their voices. I was like, damn. And especially after just seeing Cynthia Erivo, you know? I don't know what I was expecting, but I was like, damn.

1:05:15Ben Mandelker: Well, I loved, by the way, I loved Meredith's choreography. It was sort of like the B-52s. She was sort of doing this lazy, like, huh. Like she was sort of like I don't want to knock my Wendy's soda over But she was like I'm going to point left to the right Left to the right I'm going to do it on the ones and threes and elevens Yeah Hypocrisy, yeah

1:05:39Ronnie Karam: And Lisa's just on her own planet Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit, bullshit And then out of nowhere Manipulation That was the best part Meredith's just coming up with words. And she was really feeling that. First she was like, oh, I'm happy singing this song. And then suddenly it's just Meredith going, Mommy, I feel like you're not.

1:06:04Ben Mandelker: Jeez. You know what I love? So as we've mentioned many times before, we have note takers that take the notes for us so that way we don't lose our minds. And our lovely note taker, Chelsea, she says, they sing their song, it goes like this, hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, hypocrisy and bullshit, betrayal, hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, I'm bored, betrayal. I loved Chelsea that she was like, these guys need to, they need, they're not going to remember all the lyrics. It's like

1:06:34Ronnie Karam: transcribing song time.

1:06:40Ronnie Karam: Lisa, by the way, lining her lips the whole time through this whole thing. And so at the end they're like, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow.

1:06:52Ben Mandelker: And also, I mean, there was so much happening that, like, this is like the Zapruder film. Like, while they're doing this dance, you see everyone in the bar is having the best time of their life. They're all like... Oh, my God. They're all... Yes. There's, like, drag queens there. The drag queens are all dancing. Everyone's dancing. Everyone's cheering.

1:07:11Ronnie Karam: Everybody. It's like you have the whole crowd of gays behind you. And all of our community. It was, like, all of us. It was all the letters. We're like, yes, yes! And the other ladies are so pissed. And then we cut to Bronwyn, who's crying, which... Bronwyn's like...

1:07:36It's so her fault.

1:07:38Ben Mandelker: Kwai's like, what can I do? What do you need? Do you need another dildo? Can I get you a dildo? She's like, no, nothing. I'm fine. It's just I've been humiliated at my own. party I've given for myself to break that I have a model. Oh, it's fine. It's fine.

1:07:53Ronnie Karam: Very traumatizing. It's very traumatizing. I cannot believe... So Meredith's like, who wants a bump? Which, of course, we all go crazy. We're like, fuck it! And Meredith has also brought a case of her own caviar to this other person's party. And so she's opening her caviar. You want a Meredith Mark's bump?

1:08:13Ben Mandelker: These two have taken over this perfectly nice party, and they have brought it to life and everyone's cheering people flocked around him everyone is just loving them and Bronwyn's just like, she's doing this thing like I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine and you know people there are a lot of people who actually were not amused by this entire debacle who felt like well they're not here

1:08:38Ben Mandelker: they thought it was very mean, they thought it was mean girl and I'm like can't it be all of the above

1:08:46Ronnie Karam: I mean, I think in the scheme of things, that's not really mean. Homocracy and bullshit. They didn't say Bronwyn is a full of shit fucking bitch.

1:08:55Ben Mandelker: Well, when Meredith went manipulation, Britney was like, me? What about me?

1:09:04Ronnie Karam: Britney manipulating something. The worst part of this for Bronwyn, even Bronwyn's like making this bad enough for herself, like, oh my God, they are traumatized, traumatizing. But then it's worse because her boyfriend comes up And he's like, oh my god.

1:09:21He's like, hypocrisy and bullshit. And bullshit.

1:09:24Ronnie Karam: He's like, well, you asked him to follow me back on Instagram. They are so good. Bronwyn, are you crying? I was crying too. That was such a good number, Bronwyn, wasn't it? She's like, how dare you? Why are you crying?

1:09:34Ben Mandelker: So Bronwyn, wacky fun Bronwyn, who shows up at airports dressed as inflatable dinosaurs. She's wacky and fun. She goes, I mean, I'm devastated.

1:09:49Ben Mandelker: I mean, it was such a stupid song, and, like, she is the one who's given it so much life as, like, it would have just been a stupid thing to be like, okay, you guys look like idiots, but she's like, this was in front of, what was your name? Vanessa.

1:10:07Ronnie Karam: Meanwhile, this cast does not know how to read a room, because, well, I mean, they can't hear us at home, being like, yes! Okay. But the whole cast is like, oh my God. How dare they? On Bronwyn's day at Bronwyn. At one point, Heather's like, Bronwyn, this is your party. At which I was just telling everybody that you've rented a gay with Todd's money. Like, oh yeah, you're a real good friend, Heather. I can't believe she would do that to you on your day. This is disgusting. So then Meredith and Lisa, I'm reading between the lines.

1:10:48Ben Mandelker: So Meredith and Lisa come back to the table like they've literally just done a concert. And Brittany's like, um, I don't think you guys are welcome here. And Bron was like, oh, absolutely not. You're not. You're not. Both of you can go right now.

1:11:04Ronnie Karam: And Brittany, of all people, you are not welcome at this table. You are not. Only professional singers of Miss Saigon in Japan. Britney, who's standing up for Bronwyn after last week being like, um, Bronwyn, were you lying about signing the papers of your house being sold? Because I think you were lying about it and you never even owned that house. Todd owns everything. Now it's like, how dare you? How dare you? Poor Bronwyn. And this is also after Bronwyn is like, I'm just so happy for all my friends I grew up with to meet all my crazy Salt Lake City friends. Even Brittany, she's a fucking lunatic.

1:11:43Sorry. What? So Lisa's like, I mean, I don't care if they leave. And Bronwyn's like, no, no, no.

1:11:52Ben Mandelker: It's not for me to leave. I'm not going to sit here and entertain them. No, no, no. I am not going to do this. I am devastated. And my Bob is devastated, too.

1:12:02Ronnie Karam: They're like, you guys have to leave. And Lisa and Meredith are like, no, this is really fun. Wasn't that good? They're sitting right at the table like, wasn't that good? All the gays are like, yes, buy him a drink. So Heather's like, wow, they probably planned this. I mean, they showed up in disco outfits at a disco party. And the DJ somehow had their track. They definitely planned this.

1:12:26Ben Mandelker: I also said, I love this quote from Heather. She tells us in the confessional, to sing a diss track publicly, it's wrong. A diss track.

1:12:39Ronnie Karam: I like that they did cut to them rehearsing. And they're rehearsing in front of those same glam girls, you know, who are really young and they just look terrified. And Lisa's like, bitch, turn on the music. Wait, you can't call us a bitch? No, I meant it like bitch, you know? Like they say in Argentina, bitch. Yeah, tell us what you think about this.

1:13:03Hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit Bullshit Hypocrisy and bullshit Hypocrisy and bullshit Did you like that modulation up and down?

1:13:19Ronnie Karam: So we come back and everyone is left They're like, well, if they're not going to leave the table We're all going to leave this table It's like, who are you showing? You all got up from your VIP table just to show them So they all leave all mad And Kwai's sitting there and she's like guys, maybe this wasn't a thing to do in front of your friends. I don't know. They seemed to be really upset. And Meredith was like, well, this song is not about a particular person. And it's not about a particular thing. It's like saying the song Joanna is about a person.

1:13:56Ben Mandelker: It's a very specific reference that Meredith made, but a great song I'd like to add. and then we see Bronwyn and Brittany and Whitney and Heather and Heather's like you need to stand up for yourself and say something in this sisterhood and we'll have your back for a little bit and then we'll turn on you but we'll have your back for now

1:14:15Ronnie Karam: okay well I'm gonna do this I'm gonna kick them out okay we are now at a table in general population but I will can I get back into the VIP you know me you know me we were in preschool together let me in let me in so she goes back over to the VIP section She's like, you guys, I would like you to get the fuck out of my party. My boyfriend is falling over, having convulsions, and out of love for you. Please leave. Please leave. It's very offensive. Yeah, because you're fucking bitches, and I've tried hard, and I've apologized to you. You have not apologized. Well, you've even acknowledged I've been nice to you.

1:14:53Yeah, I said that I can acknowledge when you're nice to me. Yeah, I can acknowledge that. Manipulation! Manipulation!

1:15:07Ronnie Karam: Honestly, this is a real choice. And you know what? It was horrific. It was horrific and you both should not quit your day toms because you are not singers. And they're like, get the fuck out. Get out of there. Okay, whatever. You know what? Let's go out again.

1:15:21Ben Mandelker: So Meredith and Lisa just leave. and so Bronwyn is like telling us what the fuck did I do to them for this to go at this level all I did was try to humiliate them by sending them to a vibrator museum sure we don't always disagree sure I've said some shitty things but right back at you bitch

1:15:42Ronnie Karam: so the producer is like well is this song about Bronwyn Lisa and she's like well you know what Like, this song is aimed at all the women. It just happens to be at her party. I don't know why anybody thinks that it's about her. And Meredith's like, yeah, absolutely. It's about everybody. Okay, so I was doing my morning Bible reading, which is Reddit, as you all know. And I found the best clip that somebody posted. So thank you, Bravo Real Housewives on Reddit. I was dying. I was wondering why Bronwyn was so upset, thinking, well, this is all about me. she put this from whoever posted i don't know if it's a she they put this on uh reddit today it's from britain uh bronwyn's first season which was a couple years ago i've really started with these women on this foot of like i will call it as i see it and i will tell you how i feel and i don't deal with a lot of hypocrisy and bullshit behind people's backs

1:16:46Ronnie Karam: I'm telling you. Wait. Wait. But how did Bronwyn say that back then if they said it this time? Did she go back in time? But I'm now hearing a lot of hypocrisy and bullshit behind people's backs. Listen. Meredith's memory is long. Wow. Wow. Rondel coming up with the receipts. We have every page of this shit from the beginning of time written down and saved to our computers. And we read them, some of us, in the summertime when there's nothing else going on. Just to relive. And I didn't remember that shit.

1:17:30Ben Mandelker: I know. So we cut to Kawhi. And she's like, well, as much as I love Meredith and Lisa, I just think they could have held off for the dinner. They should have done it at the dinner that we were doing. So that way I wouldn't have had to talk so much. I'm quiet, everyone. I'm quiet. Hey, everybody. This was very, that iconic moment was very upsetting for Bronwyn. So everybody say her name at one time.

1:17:54Ronnie Karam: They're like, huh? Bronwyn. Bronwyn. You guys, stop. Bronwyn. You guys, stop. Bronwyn. Okay, well, okay. Well, I'm gonna take this. Everyone, I know you all saw that terrible musical performance. I know, and if I thought you guys wanted a live performance, I promise I would have spent for so much better, which I can do, because I'm richer than all of you guys. Also, I'm a huge victim in this moment, and I'd just like to say, fuck Britney still. Britney's a stupid bitch. Okay, thank you all. Thank you all for coming here. She, Bronwyn literally goes, she goes, honestly, the hypocrisy and bullshit wasn't even about me, it was about Britney.

1:18:32Brittany's like what She's like I shoot them away from the table

1:18:38Ronnie Karam: For you Yeah Brittany's like well she said worse I'll take it So Brahman One more time Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit Hypocrisy and bullshit I'm bored I'm bored I don't even care if I'm not on the beat Hypocrisy and bullshit. They come right back out. They do not give a shit. They have just been kicked out. Did. They walked to the lobby, got a new key card, and came right back into the... Did anyone... And Brandon, you know that they're back. Before they even sang, Brandon's like, Oh my God!

1:19:20Ben Mandelker: Did anyone else die with that misdirection when Lisa came and said, One more time! And the entire room was like, Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit, bullshit

1:19:33Ronnie Karam: They went right from Bronwyn, Bron Hypocrisy and bullshit And Heather and Whitney are running around Trying to get everybody to stop This is like a huge disaster Like a huge PR disaster for Bronwyn And everyone's cheering Like taking off their wigs, throwing them at them Whitney's like, no guys This is bad No, stop cheering This is bad No, shut it down. I'm going to shave my head. And they...

1:20:06Ben Mandelker: I mean, everyone is cheering. Again, all the drag queens. And they're trying to tell everyone, no, we're not cheering for this. But you know what? A good song is a good song. It is. It's also a great karaoke song because as I've already demonstrated about three times tonight, you can just start singing on any beat.

1:20:25Ronnie Karam: Listen, I said this, Bronwyn's first season. You cannot try to be a gay icon and come for gay icons. You don't have it in you. You can buy the dresses. You can do all you want. You can invite all the gay people and all the drag queens to your party. You are not going to turn us on hypocrisy and bullshit night.

1:20:44Ben Mandelker: You're not going to. People are saying, well, you know, if the tables had been turned and someone did this to Meredith, she would have been outraged. I say, yes, of course she would be. What's your point?

1:20:56Ronnie Karam: And I would be right on her side, like, how dare they hurt Meredith?

1:21:00Ben Mandelker: It was inappropriate to sing that song when I have a toddler in a different state. Baby, baby, babe, are you singing about my toddler? How dare you? I'm a little surprised that Seth didn't come out with, like, a fedora on sunglasses. Like, yeah, hypocrisy and bullshit, yeah.

1:21:21Ronnie Karam: So Bronwyn first had to leave her own table Because she couldn't get Lisa and Meredith to leave So then they finally leave and come back in And now Bronwyn has to leave her own party Because they won't leave And Bronwyn's like, I am leaving Bye So then Lisa is like Why is Bronwyn taking this so personally? This song is aimed at all the women And the party was so boring, I basically did her a favor. There was no live entertainment. One more time!

1:22:03Hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Thank you, Minnesota. Bullshit, bullshit. Thank you, Minnesota. Bullshit. Out of your chair! Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit, bullshit Hypocrisy and bullshit I'm Ryan Filney Hypocrisy and bullshit Bullshit, bullshit Hypocrisy and bullshit I'm bored Manipulation! Good night everyone, thank you so much!

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