#3594 RHONY S16E8 Part Two: Havana Slights

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2:06Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

2:23Ben Mandelker: So now it's time to go to Aaron's townhouse of ill repute. and it's Abe the Babe's Cuban Rumba party and everyone's getting ready and they're trying to get the kids out of the house and Aaron's like, I love throwing parties and now that we're a family of six, we had to move to a bigger place so we rented a townhouse in the Upper West Side. We just wanted to be on different levels than our children at times. I just don't want to see my kids at certain hours so I need them on different floors just to get away from our kids. I mean, that's funny and stuff and I wouldn't blame her except that when you've got little kids, they're always going, Mom!

2:59Mom! And then you have to run up the stairs. And then run down the stairs. And then run up the stairs. And then run down the stairs. So I don't know. Maybe that sounded like good planning, but she's probably hating Best Place already.

3:12Ben Mandelker: What floor do you put the kids on? Do you put the kids on the higher floor or the lower floor? Are you higher than the kids or are you lower than the kids? I assume you're lower so that way you can get away. You're like the gatekeepers. Does that make sense? I don't know. I just think that whatever the floor the kids are on, they should have a door that locks from the outside. My parents tried that shit with me. I was like, you think I can't climb out a window? Idiots. Dummies. I got actually really good at climbing out the second story window. Crawling down the garage roof. And that's when I became a burglar.

3:55So, anyway, this house, I don't love it. So then people start coming, Eric and Daisy go, and Erica's like, oh, hey, Daisy, I got your apology plan. She's like, my what? Your apology plan that you sent me. What do you mean? I don't apologize. That was no fucking apology plan. Okay, what, me? Apologize? No, I don't feel bad. I mean, I think you should give an apology for everybody for us fucking traveling 17 hours. What about that? That was ridiculous. No private plane? Like, what?

4:23Ben Mandelker: well, why the fuck am I about to pay for you all on a private plane? She's like, Erica. Erica says, anytime that I've ever invited friends on a trip, no one has ever expected me to fly them on a plane, much less pay for their fucking flight. Like, who are you to demand that from me? Well, we could all chip in and flew private. That's it. And so Daisy admits that she really would have nothing without Martha, and being with Martha has made her snotty. But she's like, the billionaires go to these private places because they have their own plane. They wouldn't be going to these places without a plane because it's inconvenient and it's horrible.

5:03So take me on your plane.

5:06Ben Mandelker: Yeah. This is where she says, I would have been very happy at a Hyatt in Aruba. By the way, spoiler alert, the answer is no, you would not have been. You'd been like, why are we at a Hyatt in Aruba? There's four seasons down the street, but we got to stay at a Hyatt? I don't get it. so uh she's still complaining and uh she's like it's literally to my from door to door 17 hours okay i'll add that to the list i'll add that to the list thanks thanks so then carol showed yeah i was i was totally anti-daisy on this argument until we heard that it was 17 hours each way and then i suddenly i'm on time i'm on team daisy there you go don't brag about your money unless you're gonna be spending it on this trip i 17 hours is a really long time i think it would have been nice if erica had um paid for them to go private especially because on bravo it's like that happens like a lot i think that she's just sort of young and doesn't understand these things but it's daisy's entitlement which i think is still pretty grating like she may have a point that it would have been nicer if if if erica had sprung for a private plane but i just feel like Daisy really feels like she's like she is a spoiled brat.

6:20Ben Mandelker: She's like, the sushi's not good enough. The spread isn't good enough. The bed isn't good enough. Nothing is good enough. And so she may not be wrong about this, but I don't know. It's like her entitlement is undermining her position. I agree with all of that. I think she acted like a total asshole on the trip, and she was a jerk and she was mean about all i agree totally on that it's the 17 hours that i'm on her side because if it was just 17 hours to let's say hey we're gonna all go to thailand together and do this thing and then okay we're all kind of in the same place but this is like specifically you're gonna go brag about how rich you are and give an advertisement for your island and all of this but you won't then then it's your duty to also spring for the plane because this is an advertisement for you.

7:10Also, 17 hours I think I'm on her side because this is someone's time that you're taking.

7:16Ben Mandelker: Yeah. I mean, like, for that amount of time, you could have flown from Los Angeles to Kansas City because, I mean, it took me 16 hours to do that flight. Last time I checked, thanks a lot, American Airlines. Yeah. Well, you should have flown your private plane. Yeah. You know, I don't know. It's just this one little thing. It's like you're bragging, you're spending this whole season like, I'm a billionaire. I'm a billionaire who likes Taco Bell because I'm a wacky and I'll print dresses because I'm so down to earth, but here's Encore who's a billionaire. We have our own private island. Then yeah, don't make me travel 17 hours.

7:52Ben Mandelker: I'm wondering, can we break this down? Okay, so let's say it's an hour to 90 minutes getting from JFK to, assuming they went to JFK, JFK to Manhattan. that's like 90 minutes there it's about what two and a half hours to go from jfk to miami so now we're now we're at like four four to four and a half hours and then um we probably had what maybe like a two-hour layover in miami so now we're at like six ish hour seven hours and then a flight from miami to whatever big whatever island they flew in from that was probably like an hour so we're at 8-ish hour then there was probably like then they had to wait at that airport that was probably 2 hours we're at 10 and then there was a boat ride that probably took like 2 hours we're at 12 I'm it does add up now that I think about it it's a long haul but I'm still wondering and then you take a boat to the you know the boat from the airport to the island and then a car from the thing to the thing and blah blah blah so she's like yeah literally toy to toy 17 hours and she's like okay i'll add that to my list girl okay so carol comes um and daisy's like oh my gosh carol is wearing the coat that that guy from the real real sold that i was supposed to buy okay you mentioned this last week were you guessing i don't even know what i said because all of a sudden everyone was like messaging me ben you were right and i was like about what i was I love it, but about what?

9:28Ben Mandelker: Apparently I said something that I was very right about. Did I say that it was Carol who bought that coat? I think I said it as a joke, right? Yeah. I thought you were kidding. I was kidding. Oh, look at that. I'm not making any predictions on who bought something on the RealReal, but apparently I was making a joke because they showed that that gay was Carol's friend. I don't remember what I said, but I'm sure it was something like, oh, imagine it wouldn't be funny if he and Carol conspired to get that coat for her or or something like that. I don't know, but apparently that's what happened. It turns out that that's true.

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10:10Ben Mandelker: Support the real real. Daisy sees that she's wearing the jacket and she's like, what the hell? So, Carol is talking about Hayley being sick. That's why she's not coming. Cy comes and hobbles up the step. It's our second Housewives show of the week with a housewife hobbling around. I don't know what that means. Maybe there's another sponsor that's like, maybe the RealReal has knee surgeries coming up that they're going to be discounting or something. Who else was hobbling around? Vicky. On Orange County. Here's something that you were right about. You said last week that this next episode was the season finale.

10:54Ben Mandelker: I said, I didn't hear them say coming up on the season finale, but guess what? It's the season finale this week, so you were right about that? Yes, I won one! I won one! So the party is going on, it's fun, they all love the food, and Eugene is talking to Erica about her hair, and he notices the extensions and everything, and then Eric, Cy comes up to talk to Daisy and Erica, And Si's like, are you guys good? Like, did you guys kiss and make up? And Daisy says, she thought that I sent her an apology. She goes, and Erica's like, yeah, she gave me an apology plan with a moth in it. She tried to take out my whole entire wardrobe.

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15:03Okay, so now Devin comes. new lady devin arrives and she's listed as aaron's friend and she comes with um a guy who is her husband i guess his name is adam and aaron's like i love that man i met her through a because she's a matchmaker i'm gonna say her husband better be rich because if a match if i know somebody who's a matchmaker, I expect them to have the hottest husband. Yeah.

15:40Ben Mandelker: They should. She was also in the real world Brooklyn many years ago. So if she looks familiar, maybe that's why. But she is a matchmaker apparently, which doesn't mean that she actually makes matches that you light on fire. She actually lets people together. I would have more respect for someone who made matches that started on fire. I don't know. I don't trust matchmakers in general. Mostly because I don't believe in matches, but also because of like millionaire matchmaker Patty Stanger. You know, I just, they never seem like stable, happy people. No, I would say that's very accurate. Except for what's her face on Indian matchmaking.

16:23Ben Mandelker: I love that show. She's very good. Oh yeah, that one's good. She'd be great on the three last ones. But then for every one of her, you've got like 10 of like the lady from below deck who's like, oh i'm a matchmaker okay here's a rich old disgusting guy and then um you know like let's try and hook him up with like 12 instagram models on below i don't know i just matchmaking i don't believe in it um so uh so erin is saying the only negative thing i can say about devin is that she chose to be friends with jessel so she brings devin around introduce her to everyone and there's like a kind of frosty hello with devon and sigh and daisy is like she's like have you guys met before and like yeah once we met once before and like they size like whatever she just moves on and uh then erin carol and devon are walking away and um and and uh eugene starts making a plate of ceviche and sigh goes ceviche i heard you were talking about the sushi at my house.

17:31Ben Mandelker: And now Sushi Gate begins. So silly. So Cy's like, oh, you know what? You changed your wife's judgmental. That's what. And he just raises his hands like, no shit. Yeah, I'm not getting in this. So apparently what happened was that Carol went to, when Carol was at Haley's deathbed, she was like, by the way, I don't know if you know this, but Daisy didn't like the sushi that Cy served her and said it was like supermarket sushi. And then, Cy also went over to Haley's house. Apparently, it was like, actually, like, it was like shifts. And Cy came up, and Haley's like, by the way, Daisy didn't like your supermarket sushi.

18:17Ben Mandelker: So, Haley was just being like a very passive bone collector, essentially. Yeah, well, Eugene, your husband, your wife, your a popcorn princess wife is like judging everyone at all times. And he's just smiling and eating. And it's like, Oh wow. So you're going to insult him with popcorn princess. It's his apartment. Look what you just did to you, Eugene. He's like, can I just eat my fucking ceviche? Well, you're the popcorn princess. It's like, okay. I love going to your house. I just said, I didn't eat the sushi. Cause I don't eat supermarket sushi. You're such a cut fitness. I know, but it's fast food.

18:56What do you, you know, it's fast food. You've always had shrimp cocktail at your parties, and it looks like it's from Costco, and no one ever touches a shrimp cocktail. Your nanny threw it in the garbage, because she thought it was bad, and it looks like it's from the supermarket. Okay? And the way that it's sawed out, it smells fishy. It's disgusting, your shrimp cocktail.

19:16Ben Mandelker: No one ever eats it. Just sitting there. She's like, my fish market is the bomb. I don't think so. And Siah says Obama's stinky fish smell of the shrimp First of all She came to my fish market And was obsessed with it She goes no my fish market is the best in the city And delivers to all of us All the Michelin chefs in New York Come to my fish market No please my fish market Is fish sales in Brooklyn It's beyond clean When you walk into it it doesn't smell like fish at all Siah's fish market buys fish from my fish market Furthermore, my fish market has anti-lock brakes, so I don't want to hear anything about it.

20:01Oh, yeah. My fish market has auto start. Okay.

20:06Ben Mandelker: My fish market has heated seats in the winter. My fish market can lane keep. My fish market has lane assist, and also it does a little beeping. if your fish market ever needs to change lanes and there's another fish market in its blind spot, it'll make a noise. My fish market will give you assistance if you ask for it. My fish market comes with SiriusXM already installed for a one month trial. You got me. You got me. Do you get a fish in your mail every month? Like, are you sure you don't want to come back? Are you sure?

20:47Daisy's like oh my god it was a funny joke it's just how I joke you know I'm self deprecating it's funny self deprecating isn't when you make fun of other people

20:59that's

21:04Ben Mandelker: it's literally the opposite can we reflect on the moment that we just literally had two people on the show fighting over their fish markets. I've never, ever seen that on a Real Housewives show before. Battle fish market. Well, that's disgusting. I would never go to your house and be like, she served Lay's onion dip. She goes, yes, you would. No, I wouldn't. You of all people wouldn't make fun of my Lay's onion dip. The fact that you would come to my house and check on me and go behind my back and talk shit about food I was serving you is messed up. You know I'm going through divorce. You know what this means to my children?

21:39You could have hurt my children. sigh with her but i love making this hilarious to me you left your husband didn't she leave david i'm i'm still so okay we don't even need to go into it we're long already but what i was

21:57Ben Mandelker: gonna say though is that what i loved about this stupid fight was it had the vibe of friends who known each other for 20 years and that's like something that i think a lot of us um are drawn to the old school roni uh people by because they fight and they bicker in a way that doesn't feel like it's just performative for the cameras it has like that deep like that deep level like on the golden life when we talk about it but the very first scene is as luann dorinda and ramona meeting up at at a restaurant for brunch and they're like a little late and ramona's like you know what next time dorinda if she's late you just leave her behind just come up here and we have like well Well, hello to you, too.

22:37Ben Mandelker: And it's just there was something like Ramona making this sort of cutting remark, Luann pushing back, and then they just go off and have brunch together. Like, there's something so, like, so known and comfortable with these people that, like, I got that vibe between Science and Daisy here and this stupid argument about their fishmongers and the shrimp and the Lay's onion dip. I don't know. I found it to be very entertaining. I know some people will feel like, oh, I just felt like they were trying to fight about anything. but I actually really responded well to it.

23:11My best friends are like, oh, you got a grocery store sushi. Of course you did. Thanks. And they would eat it because they're my friends and they know that that's what they're getting. And they would dip it in the Lay's onion dip also that I set out. So whatever. So it's like, and I'm telling you all these things about my divorce and you're criticizing my sushi? Well, come on. I should have gave you some Chick-fil-A, okay? You're supposed to be my friend, but I wouldn't buy Chick-fil-A because I do not want to offend Jaisal's husband.

23:46Ben Mandelker: So Daisy is like, I wasn't talking shit. She's like, you weren't talking shit. Well, tell me who told you that because they're trying to stir up shit. It doesn't matter who told me. It just got back to me. So Daisy's like, oh my God, it's also so hot in this house. You know what? If I brought my shrimp cocktail over here, it would just go ransom right away. It's already rancid. You bought it, rancid. I love that Daisy just went from arguing about the city sushi to, oh, my God, by the way, this house is so hot. Why are we here? What is this apartment? Meanwhile, the kids are here. And I thought that Aaron sent the kids off to someone else's homes.

24:20Ben Mandelker: That way they wouldn't have to be around a Real Housewives party. Well, she did for a minute, but that's only going to last for so long, I guess. And that was the scene where she's like, go down the stairs. No, hold the baby. while you go down. No, do not hold. You can't. You're too little to hold the baby while you go down the stairs. Don't do that. Come back up the stairs. Go down the stairs again. Oh my God, get rid of these kids. And Abe's like, it's fine. It's fine. So then Erin's like trying to get her daughter to go to bed. She has a son who's like sitting in the kitchen while the caterer is like making all this like food and he wants to turn something into an ice, into a milkshake or whatever.

24:54Ben Mandelker: And so Erin's like in mom mode and she's flustered and she's doing everything and she even says, I'm flustered. You know, and she's saying how she's having so much fun and she just wishes she could be carefree but there's kids there and there's so many so many boxes get checked but then then abe gets upset because he's like um what like relax okay i'll do it i'll help out she's like no i want to do it i want to do it and he's it's actually it's kind of a retread of the danny and nea fight from the valley but it's an example of um like how you can have a fight about the same thing but you could also be adults about it and not be totally obnoxious the way Danny was.

25:32Ben Mandelker: You can be frustrated with your partner, but not condescending. Well, I guess he says something like, okay, I'll put the kids away on my birthday, or something like that. What does that mean on your birthday? I'm going to take care of the kids. Fine, I'll do it, Abe. He's like, no, I'm going to do it. No, the way you talk to me. Then they start bickering and stuff in the hallway where everybody can hear them. They bicker, but it's not like Danny Danny himself turned into a baby and Abe was just like, we have a nanny why are we doing this? Anyway, just taking a shot at Danny. Well, Danny's the worst, so I don't want to put Gabe in the Danny pot because Danny's horrid.

26:13He's like one of the worst of Bravo this year. Well, the worst, I think, of Bravo this year. He probably was. Abe's just like, I'll do it. You know, whatever. It's like, oh my god, why are you talking to me that way? really you don't make me sneeze really so he goes to do it meanwhile carol devon and um carol's friend are talking and uh devon's asked what she does and carol's like oh you know that's very so you're a matchmaker and oh jessel is in pr and size of fashion influencer so it's basically the same thing except for sigh i'm gonna do this he's like wait what what is that And Devin says, what does that mean?

26:58She's like, well, Cy and I had a bumpy start. That's all I'm going to say about it, because I'm not the kind of girl to fight in public. Not my vibe. It's my new Gen Z thing that I like to say.

27:12Ben Mandelker: So Devin's like, well, similarly. And Southern Gay is like, you had a bumpy start with Cy also? And she's like, yeah, it was so weird. Thank you, because everyone else I say that to, they're like, have another onion. so Devin says well I know people tell me that too and I don't understand because they're like oh you're gonna love her when you get to know her and even Jessel tells me that and I'm like but you were there when she did the thing to me and just and Carol's like Jessel said that to me the other night too you just have to get to know her to like her that's the thing like you really do you guys it's an honor if si is nice to you so you just have to get to that place where she's gonna honor people like that make me crazy so carol's like well i don't know this girl but i like her because she doesn't like si too you know the enemy of your enemy is your friend unless their name is galene maxwell who i barely knew and i still don't know I mean, who is she even?

28:15I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup. But anyway, it's good to have validation.

28:22Ben Mandelker: So then we go back to Erica, Cy, Daisy, and Aaron. And Daisy brings up Devin. And Daisy says, you know, did you see something, Devin? She said hi to everybody except for Cy. I was like, do you know Cy? And Cy's like, yeah, it was weird. So then everyone's like, yeah, that's weird. So Erica is like, Devin, is it Devin? And she's like, yeah, yeah, it was very weird. You know, I met her once through Jessel It was a weird interaction Let me just, you know what, if I had to choose one word to describe it I would say, weird It was weird, you know, what do you know? It's weird She's like, what do you know, Erica?

28:56Because Erica's doing that like Like smiling thing She's like, what do you know? She's like, well, she says she met you before And you were talking about her And you were like, I don't like her Instagram So I don't like her Or something about her Instagram She's like, what? So then we see three days ago, Devin was in a pool with Jessal and Erica. And she's like, yeah, you know, you wanted me to go to lunch before with Sai. And Sai's response was like, ooh, no, she irritates. What did she say, Jessal? Like her Instagram irritates me or something weird. I mean, I barely even post on Instagram. And Jessal's like, oh, yeah, she's supposed to say that on camera.

29:35I'm not supposed to say that on camera.

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32:35It's not like there's anything weird. It's like Devin's showing up, like, look at my new pretty green dress. Then you look at Sia's, it's like, look at my new pretty green dress! It's like the same thing. So I think it's influencer attitude. It's like one influencer looking at another one being like, oh, I'm a way better influencer than she is. So Sia's like, she's like, maybe not jealous, like competitiveness. I'm sorry, this didn't need to be that long.

33:00Ben Mandelker: Please talk. But Sia, she says, you know, I've never even been to Instagram. I mean, imagine having a beef with someone who doesn't even know you. I'm like, literally, that's my job. This is what I'm doing right now. Like, I have a beef with so many people on Bravo, and they don't know who I am. Yeah. I also don't believe for one second that Sai has never gone on her Instagram. That's bullshit. You hear someone's cast on this show, the first thing you do is go to their Instagram. That's what we do. The whole audience does it. Yeah. I believe that Sai went to her Instagram, but I also believe that Sai just forgot.

33:35Ben Mandelker: Because I actually think that Sai would own it. I think if someone said, she said you thought her Instagram was weird, she'd be like, oh, this is weird. I feel like she would say that. But I think that she forgot that she looked... Well, she does when she looks at it later. But I believe that she saw it, she thought it was weird, she moved on and made no impression on her, she forgot, and now she's like, what? I never even went on that thing. And Jussel's making a big deal out of it. Like, she doesn't like you because of your Instagram. When she probably just looked at it and was like, well, stupid Instagram.

34:05I don't like her. Which I think is a normal response for people to have when they look at other people's Instagram. You know, you touch people instantly. That's why people work very hard to curate their happy lives on Instagram. But, yeah, being like, I don't like her because of her Instagram. I think she immediately went and did say that. And I think that she's also probably right now just trying not to give Devin a moment. Because Devin's just walked onto this show So Sai feels like this is her turf. And she's like, I'm not going to give you a full Housewives fight. Like, you just got here. And I'm a leader.

34:38Ben Mandelker: Yeah, exactly. So earn it, ma 'am. Yeah. Earn this. So now there's more kids around the party. And Aaron's trying to put them to bed still. And then Jessel arrives two hours late. And Daisy's like, oh my god, you're late. And Jessel's like, but it took me five hours just to get up here. It's like so hard to get up here. I decided to come tonight because, in my opinion, I think the best type of revenge is to show that I'm completely unbothered by this dumb rumor. And at the end of the day, look, I actually like Abe, and it's like not his fault that he's married to an absolute moron. So the kids are still running around, and Aaron and Abe are bickering at each other about who's putting them to bed.

35:24And then the ladies are now sitting around talking, and Daisy's like, well, I want to know one thing. Who told Sai about supermarket sushi? Oh, I think, I know I told some. Oh, I told Hayley. I told Hayley at her house. Well, and Sai's like, why'd you run out so quickly, by the way? Because I thought it was like me and you, like, we're going to go see Hayley, and then it was just me. Why was it just me? Why'd you run out? Carol's like, oh. Try to avoid me or something. Yeah, why'd you do that? It's very clear that Carol's, okay, Carol, someone give us some cat food or something. It's very clear that Carol's avoiding me I don't know why she avoided me at Hailey's And now can't even answer a question Like I thought we were good at the Mosquito Island But clearly not I thought they were good too because they had that Conversation and I didn't back down but I thought It acted nicely

36:19Ben Mandelker: Exactly I thought so too but Carol's Like No So Jessel introduces Devin and Sai to each other again and Sai is like, yeah, I don't know who you are, Devin. I don't know. I'm like, I know Devin, but I need to understand everyone's saying that I don't like you. Now, tell me, I don't like you, but just remind me why I don't like you. She's like, well, my understanding is a year ago, we were supposed to grab coffee, but you took a look at my Instagram and said, I don't like her. Her Instagram irritates me. She's like, Jaisal, did I say that? Well, I mean, probably because she told me that you said it, and I don't think she's a liar.

36:59And Jess was like, okay, yeah, she did say that. She did.

37:02Ben Mandelker: She did. So in the confessional, Cy looks up her Instagram, and she's like, you know what? Her Instagram is annoying. It just doesn't interest me. I'm not inspired. I'm not entertained. It just doesn't interest me. I'm sorry. Maybe I am mean. And Devin's like I'm not someone who's really looking for approval Okay, I'm not that girl Oh, well, neither am I Neither am I, which is both why we post our outfits On Instagram every day So respectfully It's like cool if we're just like On like whatever basis It's like, yeah, which is what? And Jessel says, well, that's why I think you guys Would get along actually Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I thought your irritating Instagram was irritating She's like, and I appreciate that.

37:49Ben Mandelker: Thank you. And I apologize if I come off in a very bitchy way. Sometimes I can be real. A real see you next Tuesday. And I'm sorry about that. But you know what? I got bigger fish to fry. Literally bigger fish to fry. Because I go to a very, very good fish market. Listen, I'm sorry I come off as a bitch sometimes. It's because I'm a bitch. All right? Now can we just get along? And she's like, okay.

38:14Okay. Okay, so Abe and a guy start lighting their cigars. They use the same light. And Abe's like, this is so gay. Oh, my God. Aaron and I are going to be spreading rumors about us soon. So we go to Carol, Aaron, and Daisy. And they're talking about how nice this party is and all this. And Aaron's like, yeah, I threw a really nice party, guys. Was this a supersized episode? I didn't think so.

38:44Ben Mandelker: I thought it was a normal episode But I don't know, what do I know I was so enthralled I wasn't paying attention to the timing Yeah So now Sai and Jussel are talking And Jussel's like I mean, this house is not what I was expecting I mean, the lighting hospital And who killed Barney and made the couch out of him And we see the purple catches She's like, I thought Aaron was an interior designer What's happened here? Look at that There's bars on the window it's a prison boss it's like alcatraz upper west side alcatraz just all she cares about is just savaging this town home so then uh si is like hey carol si's across si's across the room carol's talking to daisy and si wants to like have a conversation with carol to like clear something up also don't forget that si it turns out has like a fractured kneecap, like a fractured shin, ligaments that are torn.

39:41Ben Mandelker: So she's hobbling around. She's very maimed at the moment. And so, or I should say hobbled. And so she's like, oh, Carol! Carol! And then, no, Carol's like, someone's yelling my name, not my vibe. I don't want to hear it. And Daisy's like, be nice. Why don't you say, excuse me, Carol? Why don't you say, excuse me, Carol? Shut the fuck up, Daisy! I'm not your kid. It's like, well, why do you have to come in so hot? You're so annoying. I'm talking to Carol. I'm not talking to you. Did you hear me say Daisy five times? No, I said, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol. She's like, yeah, yeah. It's like saying to Carol, Carol, enough, enough.

40:19Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Carol. You just shut up. No, you shut the fuck up. No, Carol. No, Carol. Just shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Oh, my God. Just shut up. Just shut up. Okay, stop. Stop! Stop! Anything that's going on here, I'm not into it. I'm a mature woman. I'm a mature, young, Gen Z woman with the wisdom of a Gen X woman. You know, in no world is anyone going to scream my name across the room and get my attention like that, unless they were really rich, probably. You don't want to talk to me. You can come over to me. I'm here to vibe. but i'm not here for that vibe i'm not here for your lack of riz um so then daisy and cy keep going back and forth about who's you know who's they just sniping back and forth about nothing and uh cy goes over to aaron and jessel and aaron's like um well i was talking about how i read in this house first of all that was a closet with mirrors So we ripped that out.

41:31She's like, oh. Jessal's like, you okay, Cy? She's like, no, Daisy's fucking annoying. I don't need you to lecture me like I'm a fucking child. I'm going through a divorce.

41:41Ben Mandelker: What happened now? Oh, God, that sounds terrible. And Aaron's like, oh, God, what is happening? So Daisy comes up. And Daisy's like, what? She's like, I don't need you lecturing me like I'm your child. She's like, no, I'm not. I just want you to be nice. She's like, well, oh, well, I'm sorry, Daisy. You know, you're rough with her. You're rough with Carol. Look, she's brittle. She's going to fall into a pile of dust in eight, two seconds if you keep being so rough with her. Who's brittle? I broke 18 bones falling over in tennis, okay? Give me a break. What did I beat? Carol up. Carol. Carol. Carol.

42:14Carol.

42:14Ben Mandelker: You were like, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol. Oh, my God. And Jessa goes, but I think that's just how she talks that. She's just like a very annoying talker. You should know that. I'm just trying to help you, Sigh. I don't need your fucking help! And Daisy's, uh, Aaron's like, Daisy is trying to help her friend. Like, she doesn't have a delivery problem. It's like, it's, I mean, she does have a delivery problem, and it's not cool to always be such a bitch to everybody that you meet. So Daisy's like, I don't want people to say anything about you. Which is funny, because it's like, Daisy, you're the one who's new here.

42:54Ben Mandelker: side knows how to size side will be fine she is rough but she that's she's very new yorkery in that way and i think like like carol should be able to handle it as well by the way and daisy suddenly i think daisy's daisy's afraid of like her position in the group and that sigh is gonna reflect on daisy because they can't like daisy is size friend and she's afraid that when side makes an ass out of herself that then people are not gonna like daisy and daisy's being very insecure instead of just having enough security in herself to know that like she is her own person people will judge her as her own person i think daisy is very rude i know i think si is very rude but daisy's also very rude and how she's yelling at si publicly yes to stop yelling someone's name and i think she's trying to show everybody i'm not afraid of si i'll stand up to si and it's also a mixture of just like these two being friends and be like you know we're gonna fight on the house why.

43:49Because Daisy's sitting there kind of laughing through this whole thing, but she's also being really loud and obnoxious in her responses towards Sai. And condescending. How are you less rude? This is so

44:01Ben Mandelker: stupid, this whole fight. So then Jessel's like, so Daisy says, I don't want people to say anything about you. And Jessel's like, wait, so she's saying things about her? Is that what's happening? And Daisy's like, no, but she's rough with her. And Sai goes, well, you act like I took Carol and banged her head up against the wall. Which is such a funny image if you think, I mean, it's a violent image and we don't approve of violence, but it's a funny theoretical image of side-taking Carol's head and banging it against the wall. It's like... It's also funny because she takes that and then she makes that the argument now.

44:34Like, hey, wait, Carol, did I bang your head up against the wall? She's like, what?

44:39Ben Mandelker: She literally says that. And Carol just keeps on saying, not my vibe. Not my vibe. This isn't my vibe. Yeah, you guys are chopped. And Daisy's like, it's the delivery, Cy. You're coming in attack mode. You don't understand. It's like, well, then just say, Carol, Cy is calling you. Why can't you do that? Meanwhile, Carol's smoking out the window. And they're all smoking in this house, which is really weird. This better not be a rental. It is a rental. So then Cy is like, you know, you make fun of everybody's shit. She's like, no, I don't. And so Jessel says, well, we're not allowed to make fun of Yashit because you get upset.

45:23Ben Mandelker: And then, so Erica comes up. They're talking. The spatial situation here is very important because the three of them are talking in a doorframe. And then Erica comes out of nowhere and she goes, guys, I'm just going to close this door because people are smoking. I guess she wanted to keep the smoke contained to that room. So they close the door. And in the act of closing the door, it sort of reveals or brings more attention to this random dollar store green poof that's in the corner, and Jessel is disgusted by it. It's like, what is this decor? Daisy's like, you can't say that, it's Cuban. She's like, this is like party city.

45:59What is this?

46:00Ben Mandelker: It's terrible. This is the number one priority of everything going out at the party. Jessel's like, wait a second, look at this. I mean, I thought the bars and the window were bad enough. It's like Upper West Side Alcatraz, but then you have a green poo from Party City up here. Like, what is that? It's taped in the corner of a doorway. She's like, oh, really? And Daisy's like, oh, okay, you can be like that, but I can't say fucking supermarket sushi. She's like, but this is terrible. It's taped in the corner of a doorway. What is that? And we keep being close-ups up.

46:38Ben Mandelker: It's like her mortal enemy. She's like, I mean, disgusting. So Cy and Daisy are continuing to fight And Daisy's like, you know, you should talk to Carol nicely then I'm trying to help you She's like, how is our conversation going back over there? And Jaisal's like, Carol's not talking about her nicely I'm just going to chime in and say that Like, I think that Carol's not being nice to Cy And furthermore, Cy would never have this green poof up here I mean, really, honestly, are we not going to address the green poof in the corner? I'm starting to feel like Daisy's the person who's got a problem with me.

47:12Like, you're my friend. You're my family. This is how you treat me? I feel like our friendship's changing. And not for the best. Can't even buy supermarket fucking sushi anymore.

47:23Ben Mandelker: She's already having a hard time with you, so I want her to like you. I don't give a rat's cock if she likes me and dies. It's like, you know what? You should want people to like you. You care so much about what everybody else thinks. It's so freeing to stop caring. Just stop So Daisy's like but you do care She's like no I don't care You're driving me insane I don't give a shit And I don't know if you fucking left your marbles in Battery Park Or what She's like oh my god I can't believe you just said Battery Park What are you coming from my neighborhood now Oh my god At least there's no green poofs in Battery Park Am I right Oh my gosh so they keep bickering back and forth And Cy's like oh shit fuck you with your Costco shrimp I don't think she should do this to doors I mean she just slammed a door I mean this shit's about to crumble this could brought down the whole building don't slam the door so now Aaron starts talking to Daisy fucking Costco shrimp

48:28Ben Mandelker: cannot tell me this is not hilarious so through the doors Aaron is talking to Daisy and Daisy's like, you know what, she's a little fucking condescending cut fitness. And so I was like, I'm leaving, okay? I'm like the public enemy number one at this party. No, number two, number one is the green poof. Okay, I'm number two. It's like handicap. Who treats the handicap like this? That's what I am. That's funny. So Daisy's just bitching to Erin. Like, I can't believe her. Like, that's supposed to be my friend and she comes at me about battery Park? What? She didn't say anything bad about Battery Park.

49:07Oh my god.

49:08Ben Mandelker: She said, I left my marbles in Battery Park. Don't insult me like that. I always keep my marbles about me, even if I am coming from Battery Park. So ridiculous. So that was that. Oh, I thought that was so funny. That's the kind of fighting that I love. That was so great. Punctuated with Jaisal's commentary. I was very happy. I was a happy camper. Well, this show, this reboot, is best when it's fighting about about food at parties and stuff like that. Because the first fight that we thought was really funny on this show was, What was this? Was this a cheese plate? You remember? Like the Jessel's terrible cheese platter or whatever that they went in on for an entire season.

49:50I know.

49:51Ben Mandelker: But then with that version, that fight felt like it had promise, but the show did not know how to find the comedy in that properly. but this one with the new people in charge of it they've got the vibe right so i'm um i don't know i love fishmonger fighting green poof fighting it's what i want this is the real housewife fishmonger goes to my fishmonger and that brings us to the end of real housewives of new york we're gonna skip over to golden life next so we'll do that in the next recap so join us for that and go get tickets for watch what crappens live coming to philly dc austin houston and dallas in the next couple of weeks.

50:32Get the rest of our dates over at WatchWhatCrapins.com We'll see you guys later. Bye.

50:37Ben Mandelker: Adios.

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