#3597 RHOSLC S7E7 Part Two: I Saw The Sign

0:21Heather McDonald: Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

0:34Britani: Promo's like, no, please stop telling me right now. They're dragging Angie away. Like, you will not stop me. They said that Brandon is a PR stunt. I am Greek. He helped Brittany steal flowers. Oh, really? Oh, really? Well, this is ludicrous to say that this would be PR. Like, this is the kind of PR that I would want. I mean, that I'm still legally married, that I'm doing someone younger, And then maybe, as my mom said, I'm a slut, which she really didn't say, but she kind of hinted that. And you know that I'm already hooking up with someone. Oh, yeah, great publicity. Great publicity. For me to look like that I'm not just waiting around for some old grumpy man who embarrassed me on TV and instead dating some young hot model and traipsing all over New York to fashion shows.

1:16Britani: I mean, why would I want that kind of publicity? It's absolutely ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

1:22Heather McDonald: Why would people think I'm trying to get publicity? I mean, just because I threw a party in San Francisco and invited everyone from my childhood and the past 30 years of my life just to see the fact that I'm on TV now and I'm dating a young person, why do people think I want publicity? So, Roman's like, you know, I met him. I met his family last week. And if some team convinced me to let me meet his family, then I must be paying him an awful lot. So, I think you can see by my big nodding here that I am dismissing this conversation as absolutely ridiculous. Thank you. I don't know that it's PR.

1:58Britani: I think she's just with some hot guy who maybe wants some PR for himself. But I doubt that she's paying him to do this. I don't think she's paying him. I actually don't think she's paying him. I will say that to what she just said, I would introduce my parents to my boss before my boyfriend. I think she probably paid for him to come out to San Francisco.

2:18Heather McDonald: And she's like, I'll take care of everything. Don't you worry or whatever. I don't think that she's paying for it. I actually do not think she's paying for publicity. Because she can do... Listen, Bronwyn is super smart. She can get publicity without paying that money.

2:33Britani: Well, I'm sure she has a PR person. They all have PR people that they're paying a PR person for stuff like that. And she is dating somebody that is probably in it for the publicity. I mean, he's everywhere. He's on the Kardashian show. He's like a model. He's like everybody looking for publicity. But I don't think she's actually like, here you know i'm gonna give you a thousand dollars a month to be my boyfriend no i don't think so i think she's like you'll get a lot more instagram likes it's like i also she's very pretty

3:02Heather McDonald: and rich yeah which is all that matters um i i like them together personally i think it's great that she's got this hot young model and it's not gonna last forever but like enjoy it i think it's like the part it's the it's the how ronwyn got her groove back and so i fully support it i don't think it's a pr move or as wendy or as wendy would call it a pr move so then um we got to cry

3:25Britani: it's a pr move but i don't think it's a paid pr move okay that's that's that's where i stand and i think that they're um not i mean we know they're not going to last because they're not together right now but it's a bad sign when the boyfriend is like obsessed with the song that your enemies wrote even when you're telling him no do not on camera like this song and he's like oh my god Lisa Barlow, you're amazing.

3:48Heather McDonald: Yeah, he's still lying in a room.

3:50Britani: Just give me a little of your song, just a little bit.

3:52Heather McDonald: So Kwai and Whitney are getting readings from Inanna. And Inanna's like, so Virgo, Kwai, you're a Virgo. It's an Earth sign, and you're usually very grounded, and you're here to bring stability and save you to the group. And Kwai's like, what? Oh, that's funny, because I'm Kwai. Everyone knows that's not me.

4:12Britani: I don't even live on the ground. I live on a mountain. Hmm, what a loser. Am I right? So when we go back to Angie and Bronwyn, Whitney comes over. And Bronwyn's like, oh, okay. Well, I know that Whitney's mad at Lisa, too. And I'm going to back her. So I'm going to handle my shit another day. And, you know, because Ange just told me. Everyone's been talking shit about me, my life, my house, my boyfriend. I mean, it's been a great time. My PR firm apparently got me a pearl necklace. Is that what we're saying? Is that what we're saying? Brandon didn't buy me this pearl necklace. What's all the credit card?

4:44Britani: I mean, is that what we're saying? Is that what we're saying?

4:46Heather McDonald: Brittany and Whitney are definitely not getting the reference there. It's like, what? So Brittany goes, so what did I miss? Did I just walk into something? It's like, oh, did you want to? Did you want to walk into something? Well, I take it. I know what's happening now. And Qua is like, wait, hold on. Brittany, you actually have something in your hair. She goes, I do. I have hair candy. Which you're like, what? And then Angie pulls it out. And she's like, it is a gummy. from grease and just eats it it's disgusting they're all disgusted but why is i mean they're

5:22Britani: so disgusted that angie is eating candy out of her hair that no one asks why are you putting candy in your hair why is the hair in there why is the candy there in the first place candy here if it were wrapped we could we could discuss but this is not right part of her costume too, just having gummy worms come out of her hair or whatever.

5:44Heather McDonald: I am something of an angiapologist. I've been a huge Angie fan since she came around. But I have my limits, and I cannot support this. I cannot support the hair candy consumption, at least unwrapped. Especially a gummy. Ugh, I hate gummy bears and gummy things.

6:02Britani: I love candy. They're like, that is disgusting. We don't know where Brittany's been. What if she has dandruff?

6:11Heather McDonald: I love that the dandruff is an example of where she's been. I don't know what CD bar she goes to and gets dandruff at. Yeah.

6:23Britani: So Bronwyn's like, this is high candy count here, not high body count here. My God, Brandon's going to love that one. That's going to make Brandon forget all about that song. I'm going to tell him that one. He's going to love it.

6:39Heather McDonald: so Angie is like I love candy I love nerds that's why I like you but you're lucky that Bronwyn's as nice as she is why are you pulling up the comps on her house on my house and her shit okay congratulations Brittany this is the third thing you're gonna get whacked with well I'm just professionally curious

6:57Britani: oh you are not professionally curious you are not no no you are bored and you're fucking childish and Brittany's not smart enough to understand what her trust is or what those documents even mean. Britney's stupid. So, mm-hmm.

7:11Heather McDonald: Oh, that's rich, which is something we don't say about Britney. I know more about real estate than you do. She's like, mm-hmm.

7:19Britani: Oh, you know more about my financial situation or my marriage? You fucking do not. No, you do not. No, you do not. Mm-mm. No, you do not.

7:26Heather McDonald: So, Qua's like, but why do you care, though? That's what I'm asking. She's like, because... And Bronwyn goes, well, I went to your daughter's birthday the other day, and meanwhile, you were doing all this because you're so fucking thirsty and desperate for attention. By the way, her daughter, Brittany's daughter, is still there, and now Brittany's daughter is over talking to Brandon. So Brittany is like, well, you weave a web of lies. And Brittany's like, yeah. Why, wait, why are you trying to cause problems with Bronwyn? She's your friend. Ha!

7:57Britani: I like when they show the daughter talking to Brandon. She's like, so, you live in new york so what do you do do you fly here to see bronwyn he's like oh yeah all the time like she's still questioning she's a true she's a true castmate daughter she's getting the getting the goss she's also one of the sharpest like daughters we've seen on any housewife show there's

8:22Heather McDonald: like a thing with real housewives that their kids tend to be kind of like like their their parents have so much personality and are probably just like narcissists that's like drained all the life force out of the children and so a lot of times the kids are just like hello and so the fact that we actually have britney's daughter is the is like the most lively like eloquent you know articulate kid yeah she is like she's like tv ready yeah she's ready right when britney was like would

8:54Britani: you come on camera and i'll buy you a um dog cup at the starbucks and um you can you can forgive me and she's like, you traumatized me, mother. And then she had that whole big scene, like, you're not getting off that easy, traumatizer. Very good. It was a classic. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial. I'm sick of things stressing me out. The other day I was running late and nearly ran over an armadillo. I felt so bad.

9:20Heather McDonald: I'll tell you about stress. Imagine performing a cabaret 10 times a week. Or learning a 17th language like French Peruvian.

9:29Britani: Bon Gisissimo.

9:30Heather McDonald: This is why I watch so much TV. And Amazon Prime definitely comes in handy. It's a great way to shift your mood. Yeah, but everyone's always like recommending a million shows. Like you got to watch this, you got to watch that. I'm at a point where I don't say, what do I have to watch? Now I'm all about how do I want to feel?

9:46Britani: Yeah, the feeling I chase is dark and moody. That's why I go towards crime shows.

9:51Heather McDonald: Oh, I'm a comedy girly. I will rewatch the same comedy over and over again because it's so comforting to me. Or actually, sometimes it's actually sports. There are times where I don't even care about the teams. I just like being part of a live event, especially with some snacks.

10:03Britani: Snacks are a part of the feeling. I love a cracker.

10:06Heather McDonald: So here's where I'm all about Prime. You can have your shows, your movies, your sports, but you also get fast shipping on the things we like to have when we watch stuff, like the perfect snack, conveniently delivered right to your door for a recap-worthy watch session.

10:22Britani: That's how Prime gives us the power to just not find the feeling we crave, but also to let us experience it to the fullest.

10:28Heather McDonald: I'm having 30 to 40 positive feelings. Wow.

10:31Britani: Shows you can't wait for. Deliveries you don't wait for. From streaming to fast shipping, it's on Prime. Okay, so they're still coming for Britney. And Whitney's like, Britney goes, you weave a web of lies. Which she's been clearly saving up for. You've been weaving a web, a web of lies. Whitney's like, why are you trying to come for her? Well, remember when she told us she's not going to get divorced, you guys? Do you remember? Bronwyn's like, I said I wasn't filing an open court, that's what I said We have a mediator, we're using a mediator You absolute idiot You know why I'm using a mediator?

11:08Britani: You fucking nincompoop And so stalkers like you can't put it all over the internet Know everything that we're doing Okay, that is why

11:17Heather McDonald: Don't disrespect me like that Oh, after you fucking disrespected me like this Now, when Bronwyn gets mad She goes from like nodding to like head butting with air she goes oh after you fucking disrespected me like this get your fucking finger out of my face before i flip out britney's like damn britney is britney gets it from all sides of this party it is hilarious so now we go back over to lisa meredith and mary and they're like lisa's like i'm just like watching the dynamic over there it's like such a dynamic have you ever seen a dynamic like that it's like so good and apparently like i'm valid in all my feelings?

11:55Heather McDonald: That's what Anana told me. Yeah.

11:58Britani: Yeah, I'm valid in my feelings. Well, but you gave me no chance to tell you anything, Bronwyn. You just made a whole bunch of assumptions and you know what that does. Oh, it makes an ass out of you and you. Okay. And I didn't make any assumptions. You absolute stink face. Get your stinky breath away from me. You need to take your stinky breath away from me and get out of my face. You are disgusting. And then so Brittany turns around and Angie's like spraying breath spray for her. like thank you back at it britney has had everything in her hair except a damn mint haha so brahman's like that's the same breath freshener by the way that uh luann was spraying into sonya's mouth on golden life that about week that spray freshener's everywhere it's the real real of breath sprays it's everywhere the real reason todd and i are not filing for divorce and

12:48Heather McDonald: open course because stalkers like you want to understand our business yada yada yada like i what you said and britney's like yeah well because everything you said to me doesn't add up you know it's like and and so quite like it's creepy britney she's like no it's not creepy i know a lot about you two i know a lot about you two in the in a non-creepy way but i know a lot

13:08Britani: yeah she goes it's not creepy i know everything about you too it's like okay well that's that's creepy as well no oh my god now she knows about quiet oh my god this is so weird that's just so weird. I just, I just, I just, I just, I know, no, that's too weird. And Kawhi's like, oh, really? Well, you're so full of shit. I don't even care because you're an attention whore, Brittany. She's like, oh, well, at least I'm just not a regular whore. Whore. She's like, oh, really? Well, wow, at least I have an amazing husband. So I was curious about this because she wasn't like, I'm not a whore. How dare you?

13:43Britani: She was just like, well, maybe I am, but I have a great husband. And, um, She went on Brian Bailey's podcast, I think, this week. And she said that she met her husband on millionaire matches or something. So I guess that's what she's referring to. Like, oh, you went to a site for rich men and found your husband. Which, who cares? I don't get that. I don't like using that as a criticism of somebody. I don't care if someone's a prostitute. Anyway, prostitutes have a right to get married, too. What? Jesus. Sorry for working.

14:18Heather McDonald: so Kwai says she wants to call me a whore like bugger off you little twat there's a reason no one really likes her because of this shit and the candy in her hair so Kwai's like can we just like walk away and leave her like yeah so now we go back to Mary Mary is just like just like all I know is that my flowers got stolen and she's been avoiding me all night and that's weird and I don't So Mary is stewing about the flowers over there. And then Brittany is talking to Angie. She's like, I haven't done that in a while. That's crazy. She's like, yeah, you've got to not do that. Nobody's going to want to be your friend if you call them whores.

14:56Heather McDonald: Do not do that.

14:59Britani: Angie, who's trying to start all this shit everywhere, is like, no, this is how you behave, Brittany. I just tattletailed on you and got you into a fight. You shouldn't do anything that you just did. Angie. Starting everything and then being like, act better, Brittany. So then we go to Bronwyn and Branwyn. I guess that's their couple of names. Branwyn. Yeah, Branwyn. So Bronwyn's like, Brittany's saying, you're going to love this, Brandon. Brittany is saying that I was never deemed in my house and that we didn't sell it. I don't know. And apparently Lisa says you're a PR plan. Oh, God. I'm paying you to date me.

15:31Britani: I mean, how much would that cost? You're a really good boyfriend. I mean, that would probably be really expensive, Brandon, right? And he's like, uh-huh. Yeah, that would cost a lot. of money sounds like a bunch of hypocrisy and bullshit brandon you gotta cut that shit right

15:46Heather McDonald: now so angie's like well britney you've got this track record you're talking about her private matters her home sale her marriage you're stealing flowers because stealing flowers she's like you did not ask mary if you could take the flowers so britney starts like this is where britney starts to cry this is the thing that breaks she goes so she's like i took them to an old folks home i I cannot believe she brought this up. Are you just trotting around to nursing homes in hopes that you're going to wind up getting their pension or getting put in their will? I think this is beautiful. What I'm doing is beautiful.

16:21Heather McDonald: And it like really hurts me that like anyone would think that.

16:26Britani: You're making it sound like I just go into these nursing homes and just ask for money. I don't. I go in and I give flowers and in exchange I get money. What are you doing? She's got like a side business just selling used flowers to old people. I died when Angie was like, really? Are you going in there hoping you will get on their pension? Yes. They're making this a storyline. So funny. We knew they were going to. And then Brittany's like, oh, this is something so special. I can't believe you're weaponizing elderly people against me. Oh.

17:03Heather McDonald: Tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap. Hello, everyone. I just want to be on the mic here. I just want to make a speech about Jupiter. Drops of Jupiter. Now Angie's wiping Brittany's tears.

17:14Britani: Oh my God. You need to apologize to her. I'm sick of this.

17:19Heather McDonald: Like everybody's still fighting. Is this thing on? Hello, I'm trying to give a speech right now. But like, Angie is like, like Brittany is now like sobbing. And so Angie has now gone from like, sort of like scolding her to now like, okay, consoling her, like wiping her tears. and it's all, what we find out is it's all like two feet from Heather. Heather's trying to make the speech and then she turns and they're just like right next to her and Brittany's just sobbing up there.

17:45Britani: Well, you know from the invitation, this is a zodiac party. So, all my sinners put their hands up. I've got my Libra Queen Whitney. I've got Bronwyn and Virgo. You need to stop crying right now. This is embarrassing.

18:01Heather McDonald: Get it together. this is my big speech. So let's tone down the dramatics and politely clap. And then you can go back to crying and fighting all of it. So Heather says, it's been a big year for me. Cancers are in their Jupiter year, which means we are in a big year of expansion and growth. I reconnected with my plumber and he is as strange as I could ever want. And I can look at everyone here and say, you know, that we've been through it and we'll go through it again. I mean, soon my boyfriend's gonna have a last name. Can't wait for that. But I'm dating a Gemini and I've been so wanting to celebrate with the people that I love so much.

18:38Heather McDonald: I'm sorry, I meant to say, who I love to undermine so much.

18:43Britani: Brittany, stop crying. I just can't believe someone would use old people against me. My god. It's like grabbing a waddle and slapping me in the face with it. I'm trying to give a speech. Okay, listen, it's my big speech. Let's just tone down the fighting and politely clap, okay? Listen, I'm not dying alone. I've never, never thought that about myself, but maybe I will grow old with somebody. I have a boyfriend.

19:07Heather McDonald: To everyone who said I'd never share my personal life, look, it's Tripapa, who has no last name and is a romantic partner of mine. So that checkbox is checked, everyone. Okay, is there anything else I need to say?

19:24Britani: Mary's like, where is the food? Where is it? Where is the food? why is there no food here it's like i didn't eat before i came and i just said i'll eat there because you know heather likes to eat so there should be food there's no food that was a mistake

19:42Heather McDonald: yeah um yeah you know that's the thing in this glp1 culture the the food spreads get a lot smaller so then uh mary uh is talking to meredith lisa and kai and mary's like she's like i don't know what Brittany's doing with her dumb hairstyle. Because her hair is twirl. And so Gwaii is like, she's like, well, I said you have something in your hair, and Angie legit pulled out a sour gummy bear and put it in her mouth.

20:07Britani: Oh my god, she ate that from her hair? There's DNA on that.

20:14Heather McDonald: Gross. Angie's gross. This is going to be the turning point for Mary. She's like, wait, I'm friends with someone who would pull a gummy out of someone's hair and eat it? No.

20:22Britani: something has to change her or just jealous like and she got food where's my food why didn't i get any food so whitney comes up and she's like lisa you should get your phone ready because you're probably gonna want to call john wait what what whitney what are you talking about she's like come here angie i'm gonna start a big one and lisa's gonna cry about it

20:46Heather McDonald: whitney trying to be menacing was such a flop she's walking by like yeah you're gonna want I called John about this one. Okay. Lisa's like, what the fuck is that about? Mary's like, what'd she say? And Lisa's like, you want to get your phone ready? Because you're going to want to call John? Like, I don't know. Is she drinking? Maybe we should double check. So Kawhi's like, she's not drinking. Well, she needs to simmer the fuck down. So Whitney's now like, hey, Bertie, your second half of chirps told me that you're really mad at me for calling you messy, Angie. And Angie's like, that was a weird way to begin this fight, but sure.

21:25Heather McDonald: I'm not mad. I'm not mad. What is a second half of chirps? What? Chirps? What is a second half of chirps?

21:35Britani: Your second half of chirps told me. What?

21:39Heather McDonald: What is that? Second half of chirps.

21:41Britani: I'm not mad. It is ironic because I'm sitting at Mary's event being schooled and I apologized to you and I took full accountability for it. Do you have any Kit Kats in your hair? No. So get your hands out of my hair. But it got back to me that you and Lisa said that I used my life to get sympathy from the girls.

22:03Heather McDonald: Lisa said that. She's like, then why didn't you call me and say that? I haven't seen you. I knew I'd see you. And she's like, but you're going to like walk around the party and tell everyone else? That's fucking messy. She's like, no, I didn't say it to everyone else. like Whitney's trying so hard to make Angie be the one who's the messy one. When Whitney's the messy one, she's trying so hard. And Whitney's like, but I watched you stir the pot at that table and that table and that table and spreading and at that table and also at that table. And I heard in this room tonight, you saying to other people, so-and-so is talking about you and so-and-so is talking about you.

22:40Heather McDonald: Now, I mean, Angie has been particularly messy tonight. That is true. but Whitney should come with more specifics if you're going to like come to her face and say you're being messy.

22:48Britani: Well, she's being messy but none of it's directed towards Whitney at all. No one's talking about Whitney. That's what Whitney's trying to say. Whitney's trying to make this whole thing. She's trying to shed her own image. Everyone's coming against me

22:59Heather McDonald: and no one cares. They're like, oh. Whitney is the messiest and she doesn't want to be known as the messiest because she's trying to have her healing season where she is sober now and like drunk Whitney was messy but sober Whitney is not messy. That's what she's trying to establish. So the fact that she can't help but be messy, she has to push it on to someone else. So she is trying to invert the whole thing and put it all on Angie and get Angie to admit that she's messy. She's literally just trying to cram the narrative down Angie's throat and everyone else's throat and the audience's throat.

23:27Heather McDonald: And no one is buying it.

23:29Britani: Angie says, I'm just going to be direct. Like, you're sitting here telling me, don't say this, don't say that. You're being messy. But you were the one calling Lisa a cut fitness. She's like, um, well, yeah, but I did call her a cut fitness But you're the one who was walking around Saying that her lips look like a vagina

23:49Heather McDonald: Well, they do The upper lip should be smaller And she asked you By the way, she said that to Lisa's Face It wasn't a message And by the way, the context of it was like Listen, I'm going to tell you something As a beautician, you shouldn't be doing that With your lip and then they she was being mean and horrible she was being mean but she still was also like she wasn't going she wasn't like behind Lisa's back she just went right up to Lisa and said it and so Whitney is like she asked you to stop and you go on and on about it and I don't disagree with you because she does have vagina face and I hate that you said that because now every time she talks I just see labias and I can't help it and that's messy you put labias in my face

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26:50Britani: So this fight that Whitney is losing her shit over is because someone called her messy. This is so funny, even for Whitney. So Angie, now she squeezes her lips together. She's like, what's going on? What's going on? She's like, stop. That's being messy, too. But I've taken accountability, and I'm not being messy. She's like, you were trying to give me advice. But you're messy as well. I'm going to say what I'm going to do. Now, what a mess, boy. What, what, what.

27:22Heather McDonald: So Heather sort of like walks around Sort of like circles And then walks off with the trip And Whitney's like wait wait a second Heather loves to jump into a fight Like come on Heather Have my back here And Heather's like I'm in my love bubble Because I have a personal life Just like the audience wanted And I just don't want to be part of any of that

27:45Britani: I've never broke your trust You broke my trust with a toothbrush and that's what I was called.

27:53Heather McDonald: You broke wise trust, you idiot. You broke the trust. And so Angie's like, I bring up toothbrush and farts. I don't bring up fucking money laundering affairs. Fucking all the low down dirty shit that Meredith and Lisa bring up and now you're mad at me. I'm just toothbrush and farts. I bring up bathroom activities. That is it.

28:15Britani: Well, let's go talk to Lisa and clear this up. By the way, there was There's no reason in this for Lisa to be scared and call John. I don't even know Whitney. I don't know if Whitney got off track from her original thing. But she's like, you better watch this, Lisa. It's about you. Oh, wait a minute. We should go talk to Lisa. Because I forgot how this is going to be about her. So she comes up and she's like, Lisa, she's telling and Heather's telling that you're saying I made up hard things that I go through to get sympathy from the groups.

28:46Heather McDonald: I didn't say that. Please stop saying I said that. And Heather's like, oh, my love bubble has burst. So Lisa says, I said, is it like a divorce? Like, what is it? And Whitney goes, do you want it to be that? Do you want it to be that it's a divorce? I want you to be happy so that you don't go on stage and call me a cut fitness and say you hate me. How about that? So Whitney's like, I've taken accountability and I'm trying to change my behavior. And so it's really hurtful that it's stall like months later being thrown in my face. I'm not going to share my life with you when I hear all of you salivating over what's going on with Whitney.

29:24Britani: Oh, my God. Nobody cares, Whitney. The whole point is that you keep coming up saying, something is happening. Don't ask me what. And Lisa's saying you're being ridiculous, you dummy. So Heather's like, yeah, it wasn't like that, Whitney. Oh, Lisa, do you think that she's in a position to worry about what you say after she called us the C word on a stage? A stage!

29:50Heather McDonald: Oh, fuck. Fuck off, Meredith. Fuck off. Oh, wow. Whitney pretends to take accountability, but she actually never does. And, like, that's why we always go backwards. Because, like, there's never anything resolved. Like, she's not getting any more grace from me. Like, no more grace. So Lisa's like, you already gave you grace.

30:09Britani: Remember when I hugged you at her house? I gave you grace. And Bronwyn and choir watching this happening. And Bronwyn's like, oh my god, I'm not going to get in this fight. Let's just make up funny things that they're saying to each other. Because we're like hilarious.

30:24Heather McDonald: And spoiler alert, they were not funny. So then Whitney is like, it just, it felt like we were moving in a better direction. So to come in here and hear that you're talking about me and saying that Justin talks to John. Like, John talks to Justin, too. We both go through hard things. Okay. It's like, what are you trying to do? Prove here.

30:48Britani: Whitney, this is what? Whitney's third confrontation, and not one of them, has made any goddamn sense. And Lisa's like, I'm done. I'm done with this conversation. Nuh-uh. I gave you grace. Remember that time? Nuh-uh. I gave you fucking grace and forgiveness over and over. Bye. I'm done. You don't get to tell me bye. I can wave my hand at you too. Okay, bye. Hey, how come the conversation is over? That's not fair.

31:15Heather McDonald: She is such a hypocrite. Like Lisa is the first to say, don't talk about my marriages. Don't talk about my husband. But like, she's like talking about marriage because she's like clearly trying to hide something about her. Like she wasn't talking about marriages. It was like, it was brought up that, that like Whitney uses her personal life or maybe Lisa brought it up, she uses her personal life to get sympathy. That's not the same as like, did you hear, did you hear about their marriage? So, that Whitney holds her still.

31:44Britani: Why does Whitney keep saying, I'm going through something, I'm going through something, then we all have to be nice to Brittany and excuse her. I mean, what are you going through? Your husband's leave? Oh, what is this, a divorce? Like, she sees because Whitney is so ham-handed in how she presents everything. Everybody knows what you're doing with Whitney. Yes. So, Whitney's like, she's doing it for sympathy.

32:01Heather McDonald: She's doing it for, she's whipping up, like, attention for storyline. That's really what it is.

32:07Britani: Yeah, but she's also like, you guys can't come for me because you guys all have to forgive me because I'm going through something. But I won't say what it is until episode 13. So Whitney brings up her scale, her stupid Alibaba scale. And she's like, this scale is a reminder that balance and justice have to go both ways. Oh, my God. Your scale is always tipped, though. Uh-uh. Your scale is always lopsided, though.

32:34Heather McDonald: Great comeback. great comeback Whitney that's your opinion so Mary's like Whitney what is your problem with it like and so Whitney points to Heather and she's like these two are always saying and they're always saying one thing and doing another and then that's pissing me off more than actually me and Lisa I don't even understand that what she's saying I don't remember the context of what she said there I'm just gonna move forward it doesn't matter so Mary's like I don't know about Heather but Angie's being two faced right now just by reaching for attention. Oh, sorry, because Angie then jumps in and says, what's happening?

33:09Heather McDonald: What's going on with these two? What's the fight? So Mary does not like it.

33:12Britani: And Angie's like, why is it these two? Because she's indicating it Angie, too. Because she was just giving Angie the business. And she's like, it's these two. They're doing stuff that's making me even more mad than Lisa. So now she's turning it back to Angie. And Angie's like, what'd I do? And Mary's like, well, she is being two-faced. I mean, Angie, you know, just by, you know, hanging all over Brittany and eating food out of her hair and then she's she's trying to get Bronwyn upset to fight with Lisa like that's just too much and it's it's coming across as two-faced you know this is the one time I will

33:42Heather McDonald: agree with little girl so Mary says you're both being two-faced and Heather's like I'm being two-faced and when he says but you told me that she said these things and then we're sitting there and you're not having my back you didn't come into my fight and Heather's like well I'm not having her back. I'm not two-faced. How does Whitney want me to defend her right now when I've got a boyfriend? To say actually her marriage is falling apart, so you saying that it's especially painful? I mean, I'm keeping her confidence. How am I supposed to defend her because what I'm supposed to not know about it?

34:18Britani: Well, I'm going to take my hailing journey and keep it to myself from now on. You're welcome, everybody. I'm taking my spell and I'm leaving. She starts marching away Like holding up her scale

34:34Heather McDonald: I don't understand why Heather Didn't even bother to tell me She was gonna just backpedal flip flop And leave me out to dry Heather did nothing wrong here You were in a stupid fight And Heather decided that It was so You were attempting to turn Make Angie be the messy one And Heather just was like I'm not gonna get involved in this stupid thing

34:54Britani: Whitney just got played like she plays everybody else with Heather But usually, you know, Heather just did to her what Heather and Whitney usually do to everybody else. And Whitney doesn't like being on the other side of it. Okay, yeah, Whitney and Heather, this is what you guys do to everybody all the time. So don't be shocked now that Heather is doing it to you. Because, duh. You should know the playbook by now.

35:14Heather McDonald: Whitney. Yep. Yep. So Brittany goes up to Mary. And she's like, hey, Mary, can I steal you for a second? Maybe don't use the word steal. Just in the context of the flowers. And Mary's like, no, you cannot. No, absolutely not. It's probably best you stay out of my space and I'll stay out of yours. I think that's best for us. She goes, well, I thought you left all those flowers behind. No, you have a stealing problem. You steal. I don't want you around me. I don't have a stealing problem. Yes, you steal bread. You said you steal bread and you put it in your purse and you also steal flowers from people's events.

35:46Britani: That's really low because Brittany, she's talking about Brittany talking about growing up poor and she would take bread from places to take home with her. And Mary's like, you steal her? You steal bread. What is this, Les Miserables? That guy should have gone to the death chamber. And so... Also, just another thing that Mary just said is, hey, Brittany said, but I thought you left them all behind. So did Mary leave first and left all those flowers? And then Brittany was like, oh, I'm going to take some of these to the old folks home. Because that also kind of changes things.

36:20Heather McDonald: You know, I'm not entirely sure. I really am not. Okay. Damn it, Ben. It's give me answers. So Brittany's like, well, you know, I used to, you know, like, you know, I still like you can't get me of stealing bread. And Mary says, I don't understand her. I mean, just the level of disrespect. Some people you look at and you'll be like, OK, you're the one person I know is just lost. And you're just like in the lost. You're in the lost and found. So Brittany goes, well, I texted you. I explained what happened. No, I texted you. I said, why are you stealing from my event? Why are you stealing my flowers?

36:54Heather McDonald: You don't care what I'm going through. You don't care that I took my time to come and have an event and bought all these flowers for you guys. And my husband gave you flowers and you stole those too. Bye. Okay.

37:07Britani: It's like, I'm so devastated. Mary's angry with me about taking flowers. They seemed unwanted. And I gave them to someone who was clearly in need of them. And that just breaks my heart. And I'm not going to apologize for what clearly were my good intentions. Plus, I'm in two wills. so you know thanks thanks to the birds of paradise

37:29Heather McDonald: well next time you go to your visit buy your own flowers don't ever steal mine don't do that she goes mary she's like can you back up you're too close to me britney i'm serious like you're way too close to me she goes but mary i sent you flowers twice she's like i'm not going she says i'm going through something right now that's very very deep and i do not have time for your energy And she goes, well, that's not a thing. And that's like, Mary hears that. And understandably, it's like, what? She's like, now she's really saying, right? She's like, what's not a thing?

37:58Britani: Yeah, but I don't think that's what Brittany was saying. I mean, Brittany's an idiot. But I think Brittany was saying, but that's not a thing. I'm not talking about that. I'm saying that you don't even respond to me when I send you flowers. I don't know what Brittany meant, so I don't know.

38:12Heather McDonald: I don't know what she meant. I have a hard time believing that Brittany would be dismissing Mary's grief. But either way, that phrase came out and that's all that Mary heard on the heels of her saying that I'm going through something. And it's like, that's like game over for Mary. Yeah.

38:28Britani: So she's like, what is not a thing? She's like, did I say you flowers twice that you never acknowledged? And so Bromlin comes and Bromlin's like, you know what? Don't talk right now, Brittany. Okay? Like, we have our own things, but I'm trying to help you. Okay? Don't push it on her if she doesn't want to. just back away from this conversation okay i do look at britney as as uh my very much older kid

38:48Heather McDonald: sister who i have to babysit and she drives me crazy but she doesn't want this fight with mary i'm gonna just save her right now so mary's just gone she's leaving and ronwyn says you know angie is in this is in this mess angie gets away with you know i didn't say it about you i did i just said it to you about you from someone else and britney no shocking news here you know like the Jupiter party is aligning and all the Uranuses are all aligned in this group.

39:14Britani: Bronwyn's killing it in these confessionals. They're all Uranuses. So then Bronwyn and Mary are outside the party. Mary's like, oh my gosh, I just, I can't, I can't with her. You know, if you have to tell her to apologize, it's not real. She's like, yeah, but you know, I didn't want her to say to you, I've already tried to apologize, blah, blah, blah. You know, either apologize or get out. That's what I say. She's like, yeah. Well, she told me that me feeling about my kid is not a thing. She's like, what? No. Please tell me she didn't say that. No, Mary. No, no, no. Please say that she didn't say that.

39:47Yeah.

39:47Heather McDonald: And Bronwyn says, Brittany came in here on the outs of Lisa and Meredith, and now she's ostracized herself from me, Kwai, and now Mary. And this is probably going to be the final straw for Brittany. I was like, are they kicking Brittany off the show? Yeah, they think that they're kicking her off.

40:02Britani: Yeah. I was like, yeah, this is not good. She's like, no one will film with Britney now. Now what's she going to do? And of course, she does have so many haters that no one's going to say, like, I don't, maybe she didn't. I don't think she would have meant it that way. Like, Britney is an idiot, but I don't think she would have been like, oh, your grief is not a thing. But of course, they're not going to do that because it's Britney. So Lisa's like, you keep creating problems, Britney, with your mouth. And the producer tells Britney, well, it sounds like you said to Mary that her grief is not a thing.

40:32Britani: So I just want to clear that up with you. She's like, oh, heavens no. I'm sure I was responding to something else. I mean, I'm not saying that her grief is not a thing. What are you taking out of your hair? It's a Twizzler. It's a Twizzler.

40:48Heather McDonald: Brittany, by the way, does seem more upset with the accusation that she is trying to get into people's wills than she is about the fact that she may have caused this severe pain for Mary. so um so mary is like i know i said i'm going through something and she said that's not a thing well britney said that's not a thing to you well is is she on this planet which is a pun because it's jupiter party if you think about it i work on many different levels all at once that's actually that's insane i i am i'm so furious i'm gonna just shake my head right now i i'm this is insane right

41:22Britani: you know just like how she's treated me how she's treated the other women but now this is a new law

41:29Heather McDonald: we're done i guess from a mother who cut her own children off she can't relate so britney's like well i mean clearly there's been a misunderstanding with us talking over each other and if mary would just let me talk to her i can explain that to her i mean her grave her grief is sacred and i i clearly stepped in and i feel so isolated and devastated yikes they're getting her they're getting her on this one britney did not like this is she is like a bobsledder that fell off the sled just bouncing off the walls all the way down all the way down the hillside oh that was a girl cannot go to a golden corral because she is not going to help herself ever she's not gonna help herself she just got she got it from all sides i mean she is it's so funny because she was i was like well britney's doing better this season you know normally they're always taking shots at britney and she's always stepping in it and she's she's just always a disaster and this season it's like oh they seem to be nice to her they're being nice to her it seems like they're welcoming her a little bit more she's earned their trust she's getting a little bit better about building her cases and then she just like just it was like the end of the naked gun when um ricardo montablant like falls off the end of the edge of that stadium and then like gets run over by like a car and then a steamroller and then a marching band

42:54Britani: that's just britain yeah it's britain and she does that thing where she's trying to appease the popular like she just wants to be in with somebody you know so this season she's like well I'm going to help them and I'm going to come after Bronwyn and I'm going to prove that Bronwyn's a liar because you know these ladies are all like Bronwyn's a fucking liar let's get her and she comes in trying to like jump on with them but then Bronwyn's being nice to her and she keeps going forward with it anyway and it's like these ladies are not going to choose your side over anybody else on the cast you're a friend of that's just not going to happen oh Britney what a ding dong well that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

43:32Heather McDonald: that's the end everyone thanks everyone for being here we sure love you and we'll see you on the next episode go to watch what craps.com and get your tickets to our live shows because there's two next week and you better come to them bye everyone Bye.

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