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8 Nov 2026 · 49m · 18 chapters

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#3608 RHOSLC S7E8 Part Two: The Youngish and the Reiki-less Live from DC

In short

Watch What Crappens recaps RHOSLC S7E8 Part Two, set around a Reiki “healing” lunch in DC, where tensions between Bronwyn, Mary, and Angie explode. The episode also mocks the Reiki session (drums, “chakras,” oils) and escalates into a chaotic argument involving accusations of “snake” behavior and weaponizing grief.

Guests (podcast)

None mentioned in the transcript; this appears to be a solo/host-driven recap with Ronnie and other recurring voices.

Guest backgrounds (from transcript context): Not applicable—no real guest interviews are described.

Key claims

Reiki is treated as fake/performative; the group refuses to participate properly. Angie is portrayed as destabilized due to a secret divorce and grief over losing a child/son. Mary and Bronwyn team up against Angie, and Mary’s “where’s your husband/child?” line is framed as especially cruel.

Notable examples

Angie’s TikTok dispute about “flower stealing” from the Jupiter party; the Reiki practitioner Stephanie touching multiple cast members; Meredith arriving in an all-white suit and later “pooping out three days worth of poop”; the argument where Angie repeats Mary’s “husband/child” phrasing and then loses control, throwing props/food.

Written by AI. May contain mistakes.

Chapters

3:21

Reiki Lunch and Housewife Dynamics

The hosts discuss the dynamics surrounding a Reiki lunch and the interactions among the Housewives.

“Kwai's wearing Kwai's confessional look.”
6:20

Confrontations and TikTok Drama

Tensions rise as confrontations happen between Angie and Mary over past issues and social media interactions.

“And then we cut to the TikTok and it's just like, uh, uh, uh.”
10:10

Angie's Confusion and Group Dynamics

The hosts explore Angie's feelings of confusion amidst shifting alliances and tensions in the group.

“I do not ever want to be on Mary's bad side, that is for sure.”
14:42

Stress and TV as Escapism

Hosts discuss how they cope with stress through television and entertainment.

“The other day I was running late and nearly ran over an armadillo.”
15:50

Reactions to Reality TV

A dialogue on the interactions and dynamics of reality TV stars and their relationships.

“Shows you can't wait for, deliveries you don't wait for.”
17:01

Housewives' Communication Tactics

Conversation about the pitfalls of housewives discussing issues over the phone.

“She's like, I am trying to hold it together.”
18:39

Fashion Choices and Group Dynamics

Discussion on the fashion choices of characters and their implications in group settings.

“It's like if it's on the phone, it doesn't count because it's not on camera.”
19:44

Cultural References and Reality TV

Hosts reference cultural touchpoints from reality shows and their significance.

“and then she's in some like leather turtleneck pashmina kind of thing that doesn't match the jeans.”
21:07

Celebrity Gossip and Speculation

Discussion about a celebrity's financial troubles and public behavior.

“that person's trash he's gonna end up being a cokehead loser their deadbeat dad.”
21:59

Group Tensions and Confrontations

Tensions rise as the characters confront each other about past grievances.

“Okay, so Bronwyn is getting ready because Angie's coming back and Bronwyn's like, well, she's in tears because she knows she's going to get it from every friend.”
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23:28

Introduction of the Reiki Practitioner

A new character, the Reiki practitioner, arrives to facilitate a healing session.

“Angie, this is not your first time here.”
24:48

Reiki Session Dynamics

Characters react to the Reiki session and the dynamics that unfold.

“to help give you guys some new good beginnings.”
28:00

Fashionable Resale Insights

Discover the joy and savings in luxury secondhand shopping.

“And sometimes it's just the mere act of being around fabulous clothing makes me feel like I'm more fashionable.”
30:09

Reiki and Relationships Unfold

Explore the dynamics and tensions among the cast during a Reiki session.

“Free tools vary based on battery kit purchased and location.”
36:15

Conflict Escalates Among Friends

Tensions rise as friendships are tested during a group discussion.

“I'm going to get emotional because at the Jupiter party, I was like, final Jupiter.”
42:01

Tensions Rise Between Bronwyn and Angie

Discussion on Bronwyn's perceived financial situation and escalating tensions with Angie.

“she's like, okay, well, we've made you crazy and I'm staying calm, so look at how I just won.”
45:51

The Consequences of Personal Attacks

Analysis of how personal attacks impact relationships on the show, particularly regarding grief.

“It's, I mean, we all, like, we went like this.”
50:00

Angie’s Backlash and Realizations

Angie reflects on her comments and the backlash from the group regarding personal topics.

“because you should be smarter than this.”
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3:13Ben Mandelker: Oh, I mean, I'm trying to crack it. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

3:20Ronnie Karam: Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Co-Rappens. This is part two.

3:26Ben Mandelker: So we're all arriving at this Reiki lunch and Kwai's explaining it, doing the typical thing that housewives do, which is like, hopefully this will help us purge the bad energy in our group and we can all heal and come together, which has not happened in 20 years of Housewives. But it's okay. Go for it. Kwai.

3:48Ronnie Karam: Everybody to be positive. Kwai. Have a positive day. So Kwai's in charge somehow. Kwai's wearing Kwai's confessional look. I don't think we've talked about it, but it's like an S &M leather. It's like a leather hat. It's like Tom of Finland. A leather bustier. Yeah. And I think that's very, I mean, every, look, Every sexuality or whatever has BDSM. It's not like it's just a gay thing. I look at it and I think like Mike of Finland? Who's the Finland guy? Tom of Finland. The worst gay. This is why we're not on Grindr.

4:23Ben Mandelker: There is a Mike of Finland, but he has a coffee shop.

4:28Ronnie Karam: It seems like very gay, I don't know, like 80s to me, and that's great, but I also feel like she's going to slap me or spit in my face. I don't want that. I don't like that. I feel like you're right. Somebody's bit in my face one time after I made out with him and then I slapped him and then he started crying. And then he won an

4:49Ben Mandelker: award at Grindr.

4:53Ben Mandelker: So, um... So Bronwyn, um, you know, she's, uh, she's still in her jeans, so watch out, everyone. She's like, you know, I'm getting a little frustrated with this group of friends, you know, and I'm trying not too, but I feel like I'm trying really hard to be honest and share my real life with them. You can see everything. And I tell them things and I'm just like starting to really feel like it's just like a pile on. It's like pile on my Bob. This Bob cannot support all these women right now.

5:26Ronnie Karam: I don't know if you noticed, but I'm in jeans and I'm very upset, Mary. Mary, you know that if I'm in jeans. Mary's like, ew, wearing jeans.

5:36Ronnie Karam: But Mary has kind of teamed up with Bronwyn now because they both don't like Angie. And Mary's thing is something's weird with Angie and no one knows what's going on with Angie, but I don't like Angie being messy. And Angie hasn't even checked on me. And that's just how she is, Bronwyn. Don't even worry about Angie because Angie sucks now. And she's like, that's right, Angie sucks now. So we're like, oh no, here we go. But they're going to come for Angie.

6:01Ben Mandelker: But the real root of it is that at the Jupiter party, after the flower situation with Brittany, Mary caught Angie making a TikTok with Brittany. And that was no good. And now Angie is permanently in the penalty box.

6:19Ronnie Karam: Oh my god. And then we cut to the TikTok and it's just like, uh, uh, uh. It's like not even a great TikTok.

6:27Ben Mandelker: It's just Brittany being like, I can buy my own flowers.

6:31Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Because Mary's whole thing at that party was like, Brittany, Brittany sucks and she stole my flowers and my husband gave me those flowers and then Brittany stole those flowers and then she gave them to old people.

6:46Ben Mandelker: Yeah. But the other thing, one of my favorite

6:49Ronnie Karam: things to be mad at on all of Housewives is you gave flowers to old people to try and trick them into getting in their will and my husband bought those flowers. And my husband is a senior citizen. So how dare you?

7:05Ben Mandelker: And Angie made a TikTok with that person trying to get into Valter's will. So Bronwyn and Mary arrive and there's just like, there's awkward energy going on. And Bronwyn's like, and again, I'm in jeans. Yeah, they're fabulous jeans, but they are jeans. So watch out, America. I am in a bad Bob mood. Okay, watch out.

7:26Ronnie Karam: We are not overstating how many times Bronwyn reminded us that she's in jeans. Okay. So Mary's like, what is this? Quai, what is this thing? What is this racketeering thing? I don't get it. And Quai's like, Mary, this is Reiki, okay? And maybe we're going to move some negative energy from the groove and we'll bring some positivity. And Mary's like, I don't like it. Why aren't there chairs here? It's like, we're going to sit on the ground, Mary. All right, quiet. I've given you a chance. You're done. You're dead. You're dead to me. Get the fuck out of here. Come to a day of shooting and sit down in a circle.

8:11Ben Mandelker: It looked unpleasantly hot. Also, I just want to say they were all like, like Whitney like got sunburned right away. I mean, she's pale, but I didn't know she was that pale. Like her entire arm is just like, it was like one of those Washington Capitals jerseys. I was like, whoa. So Angie is like, Angie pulls Mary to the side, and she's like, we haven't talked since you left me at Heather's, and I just want to make sure everything is okay. And she's like, no. No, it's actually not okay. Because you already know that, and you already know that it's not okay. And I don't understand, because when Brittany said that my thing wasn't a thing, and Angie's like, I didn't hear that.

8:50Ben Mandelker: She's like, well, it doesn't matter, because you didn't find out why I left. You didn't even call me. You didn't call me for days after that. You're just moving weird, literally weird. I saw that TikTok. Bad rhythm. something is off with you.

9:01Ronnie Karam: It's like, okay, but I don't even know what you were talking about with Brittany. I did not hear this fight. She's like, yeah, but you did a TikTok. A TikTok with a flower stealer. And she's like, but it's because her daughter asked me to do a TikTok with her at the end of the night. I am a Grindr hero. I don't say no. I don't say no.

9:23Ben Mandelker: Her daughter was with Brandon fawning over Meredith and Lisa. They're both like, oh my God, you guys are such icons. Olivia was not sitting there being like, mother, please, please, before the sacred Jupiter party ends, you must do a TikTok with Angie.

9:41Ronnie Karam: She didn't want, her daughter didn't want to talk to her until she found out that she was standing with me. I was doing it to be supportive. So Mary's like, okay, fine, then keep TikTok-ing. And then when you want to talk to somebody, talk to her. Talk to her TikTok. Don't talk to me. And that's how I feel about it. It's like, well, maybe we should talk tomorrow when we're not with friends, and I can try and get you back on my side. She's like, maybe. Maybe not. I don't know. Probably not, Angie. Probably not. So Angie's confused. I do not ever want to be on Mary's bad side, that is for sure. Because Mary, you don't really ever know.

10:19Ronnie Karam: Well, I mean, this one I think she's pretty clear. But do you remember that time she got mad at Whitney because Whitney didn't answer the phone when she called. And wasn't that when she was like, little girl, bobblehead? And then Whitney and her were like besties. And then this friendship was ruined because Whitney didn't answer the phone. And Whitney was like, but it was carpool.

10:43Ben Mandelker: But also, let's not forget the origin of Angie and Mary because Mary hated Angie until the reunion when Angie was like, by the way, you need a little bit more lip gloss and then Andy was like so who here in this room do you actually like Mary? She's like I hate everyone except for Angie I love her and we're like and then they were best friends after that yeah

11:03Ronnie Karam: so Angie is shook I am shook right now and she doesn't know what is going on in my relationship she doesn't even see me in this confessional where I have mysteriously now green eyes

11:22Ronnie Karam: she doesn't see my divorce eyes

11:28Ronnie Karam: but I need her now more than ever

11:31Ben Mandelker: so Mary is like you have not been a good friend to me you have not been a good friend to me and she says especially considering I don't want to keep on bringing it up but especially considering I lost my kid and Angie's like oh well you don't have to tell me that I'm like maybe Angie, we do. So Mary is just pissed at Angie. She's really pissed. She's obviously in an emotional place as well. And she's like, you don't listen to anybody. You got a head of granite. You're just like that rock over there. Big old crystals like your head. Like that stupid big rock with a leather cap on. Like, that's Kwai.

12:09Ronnie Karam: And Angie is now riled up. And she's like, oh no. now Mary is mad at me and she came in with Bronwyn and I know that Bronwyn was getting her mad at me in the car and now Bronwyn is teaming up on me to get Mary mad at me and nothing overall coming for me like she sees it coming and Angie I would feel bad for you except you do this to everybody every episode so at some point you need to just strap in because you created this ride so just go with it Angie and Bronwyn are literally

12:39Ben Mandelker: having a riled up feud like Bronwyn is accusing Angie of riling up Bronwyn against Lisa. And Angie is accusing Bronwyn of riling up Mary against her. It's great TV. My brain's leaking out the side of my ear.

12:59Ronnie Karam: And Lisa's just breaking records.

13:02Ben Mandelker: Yeah. Hypocrisy and bullshit.

13:06Ronnie Karam: Lisa's on a swing just singing.

13:08Ben Mandelker: Like a little girl, just like a little girl. Did you ever know you were my Mormon?

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14:41Ronnie Karam: I'm sick of things stressing me out. The other day I was running late and nearly ran over an armadillo. I felt so bad.

14:47Ben Mandelker: I'll tell you about stress. Imagine performing a cabaret 10 times a week. Or learning a 17th language like French Peruvian.

14:56Ronnie Karam: Bon Gisissimo.

14:58Ben Mandelker: This is why I watch so much TV. And Amazon Prime definitely comes in handy. It's a great way to shift your mood. Yeah, but everyone's always like recommending a million shows. Like, you got to watch this. You got to watch that. I'm at a point where I don't say, what do I have to watch? Now I'm all about, how do I want to feel?

15:14Ronnie Karam: Yeah, the feeling I chase is dark and moody. That's why I go towards crime shows.

15:19Ben Mandelker: Oh, I'm a comedy girly. I will rewatch the same comedy over and over again because it's so comforting to me. Or actually, sometimes it's actually sports. There are times where I don't even care about the teams. I just like being part of a live event, especially with some snacks.

15:31Ronnie Karam: Snacks are a part of the feeling. I love a cracker.

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16:36Ben Mandelker: Wasn't that the guy? They had that luncheon. That's where Angie broke the horse. And they would go in one at a time. That was an amazing episode. And they would get their fortunes read by the gay. This gay who conned his way into this episode. He's like, oh, yeah, I could tell your future. Yeah, I got a Grindr Award and everything. Just come on in.

16:52Ronnie Karam: I'm going to tell your future right now. You're going to suck a dick. Just all right. That is Grindr. Stop telling me on that. Okay. So Kwai chases Angie in. And she's like, are you OK? She's like, I am trying to hold it together. But then she goes to the restroom. And I don't know why I said restroom would be nicer than bathroom. What if I said she went to the bathroom? Because bathroom is my thing. Bath. I'm real glad I corrected that one. So she goes into the restroom bathroom, depending on your pref. And she is still mic'd. So we hear her being like, I can't fucking deal with this. I am going on with stuff at my house, and now I have to deal with this shit.

17:36Ronnie Karam: And I have to sit on the phone with Mary for three hours a night, and then it's all forgotten. And I have to sit there and not sing a word. And Bronwyn is eating this up. She is eating this up. And I'm reveling. This is revealing. I'm going to have a great fucking day. Nobody can get me. Nobody can get me.

17:57Ronnie Karam: do you think she's really on the phone with mary for three hours a day

18:01Ben Mandelker: yeah and i actually think i i actually think like new rule like don't talk to other housewives on the phone because this is where they all get into trouble i mean how many times has tamra been like i was on the phone with you for two hours straight this is what you do it's like no i was on the phone with you for two hours straight you were on the phone with me and then you have lisa rinna be like I was on the phone with Lisa Vanderbump for two hours. She was trying to manipulate me. How are you? They're all like, everything is always like, I spent two hours on the phone with you and this is how you pay me back.

18:34Ben Mandelker: Stop talking on the phone. Text messages.

18:37Ronnie Karam: It's true. But also, I think housewives have a thing. It's like if it's on the phone, it doesn't count because it's not on camera. So we're planning shit on the phone but then it only counts if it's on camera or something. There's no paper trail. I think, but I don't know. If I'm talking to you for three hours on the phone and then you say you haven't been talking to me and you've been na-na-na and you start using shit against me the next day, I don't know. That's not cool either. I mean, I sat there on the phone and listened to you. You can't just turn on me the next day.

19:04Ben Mandelker: I'll tell you, if I speak to someone for 90 seconds on the phone, I'm immediately resentful for the next two weeks. I'm like, I had to answer the phone. That's a good point. Just text. Literally. If you text me, hey, how's it going? And I write back, good, how are you? and then the phone rings. We're not friends anymore.

19:21Ronnie Karam: Seriously, yeah. So Angie comes out of the restroom like, I am better. I am going to be fine. And the ladies are like, wow, ladies, we're gonna set at the healing pit. Oh, fuck off. Alright, they're all dressed fucking crazy right now. Bronwyn's in jeans, but they're like hot pink jeans and then she's in some like leather turtleneck pashmina kind of thing that doesn't match the jeans. She looks crazy. And then Lisa's wearing her home goods fur, but it's like a long... It's like a stole? What do you call that?

19:59Ben Mandelker: It's for rock stars.

20:02Ronnie Karam: They all look nuts.

20:05Ben Mandelker: It's basically my tribute to Whitney Houston and the bodyguard. Yeah.

20:10Ronnie Karam: I'm the queen of the night. They're all sitting around on the floor, again, disgusted, in a circle, ready for this Reiki lady. Isn't Reiki where they put rocks on your head? I just know it from Vanderpump Rules.

20:21Ben Mandelker: Yeah, Kelsey. Kelsey. Yeah.

20:25Ronnie Karam: That's right. Jack's from Vanderpump Rules. Remember, he was getting the Reiki, and she's like, you're all better now. You're a good person. He's like, yeah, yeah.

20:35Ben Mandelker: Isn't it great to have watched Vanderpump Rules? Isn't it great that we had that as a culture for us? like Ronnie could bring up Kelsey the Reiki healer and then a row in the back is like we all know you know we all just like it's like a language it's a language that we have that's so special and I'll tell you one thing the bear does not have that

21:01Ronnie Karam: yeah Jax got that show it was like being able to judge people like being in high school and being like that person's trash he's gonna end up being a cokehead loser their deadbeat dad. And it's like, well, you don't even have to wait that long to see it come true. I mean, it came true so fast. Yeah. Right now, while he's fucking Britney and his long-term publicist, Lori, super classy, he's trying to now sue Britney for$17 ,000 a month in child support. Quote, unquote, for ruining his life. Oh, wow. I can't. It's actually the least shocking headline I've ever seen. It's like, wow, didn't see that one coming.

21:47Ronnie Karam: How long? You can't even abuse your wife on camera anymore. What has the world come to?

21:53Ben Mandelker: I can't wait for the inevitable Golden Life version starring Jax and Danny Bucco. Let's go to Palm Beach.

22:06Ronnie Karam: Okay, so Bronwyn is getting ready because Angie's coming back and Bronwyn's like, well, she's in tears because she knows she's going to get it from every friend. Mary's mad at her, you're mad at her, I'm mad at her, oh, here we go, here we go. Enjoy this day because I am in jeans and someone's going to get it. So Angie comes over and Lisa's like, okay, Mary, your feelings are hurt but so are mine and Lisa's like, see, you know what, she said so are hers. Am I following this right? As the little girl Lisa Barlow would say,

22:49Ben Mandelker: So Angie's just trying to be a little bit conciliatory. She's like, I tried to talk to you in Greek. And she's like, no, well, you're hurt. You're hurt. She's like, and I'm like, you know what? Like, you're so far up your own, but you can't even see it. And Angie's like, I'm not even going to respond to you right now. I'm like, well, I don't want to even hear about it. So they're sort of still like, it's not coming down at all. And then Angie, Bronwyn gets the middle, because Angie's like, Angie turns to Bronwyn, and she's like, I did not deserve what I got from you the other day, and I'll take that up with you later.

23:20Ben Mandelker: After I stop laughing about how you couldn't find the door, that was quite funny. You're a snake.

23:26Ronnie Karam: Yeah, because Mary's like, it's not just me. I'm telling you the truth. Everybody's mad at you. Ask Bronwyn. Ask Whitney. And Angie's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to find winning things. Well, Angie's just losing her shit. Angie, this is not your first time here.

23:45Ronnie Karam: So don't be the first one to lose your cool because then you lose the argument. That's why I'm always winning arguments, okay? You know what? When you're fighting with someone, here's the way to win. Look younger than they do. And all it's on.

24:02Ben Mandelker: Repeat after me. You look old, I look young. You look old, I look young.

24:10Ronnie Karam: Oh, gosh. So Angie knows she's not going to win it with Mary, so she turns it on Bronwyn. And she's like, I don't appreciate what you did to me, Bronwyn. And she's like, you, you, Bronwyn, you are a snakewort cellet. So it's getting very tense.

24:26Ben Mandelker: And then all of a sudden we hear her. Oh, no. And this lady, she's.

24:31Ronnie Karam: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. This lady comes out with a little drum that I bought like years ago. From the drugstore. From Cost Plus World Market. It was like$2.

24:44Ben Mandelker: She's like, ladies, hi. My name is Stephanie, and I am here as the Reiki practitioner to help give you guys some new good beginnings. What's that, let's work, Alex. And okay. Reiki, Reiki, Reiki. Reiki, okay, Reiki.

24:59Ronnie Karam: Reiki, Reiki, Reiki. And she won't stop. The rhythm's going. She's like, Word Salad, you are a snake.

25:06Ben Mandelker: And then, out of nowhere, coming straight from who knows where and what business meeting, it's Meredith Marks in a blazer. Hello. I'm wearing an all-white business suit to this Reiki meeting. I just got off of a plane from my toddler's universe. I was hanging out with the next-gen kids, learning all the cool slang because I'm a DJ. But I'm not just a DJ. I'm a lady in a business suit. Hello, everyone.

25:39Ronnie Karam: Well, I don't know if we're doing Reiki or not, but Seth understands what pansexuality is.

25:48Ben Mandelker: She just tries to start spinning a set on the Reiki drum. No, stop that. Give that back to me.

25:54Ronnie Karam: Meredith sitting there staring down the Reiki lady is hilarious. Okay, you walk into this party. there's a lady beating on a drum Angie's losing her mind wearing insane glasses and everybody's sitting on the ground Meredith was like

26:10Ben Mandelker: okay everyone now that everyone's settled down the common issue or maybe the common connection here is just with everyone's chakras oh my god I love her I want her to open up for me

26:20Ronnie Karam: chakras ain't nobody

26:24Ben Mandelker: love me better than John

26:28Ronnie Karam: well you know we're going to talk about the throat chakra today and Lisa's like thank you I will accept that award Heather's like wait so the throat chakra is this going to talk about does this mean the words that we say and she's like yes the words you say how you express it that throat chakra it's very open maybe it's where you're saying too much wow well you know what the more I use my chakra the better I feel so I'm going to have to tell you this right now lady I'm not doing this I paid a lot of money to get my throat chakra working and I'm not going to have this I'm very protective of my throat chakra I'm going to have to excuse myself excuse me

27:18Ben Mandelker: sorry I've got to cut a new album with DJ Mustard This is it, this is it. This is life, the one you get. Let's go and have a ball. This is it, this is it. That's all I know.

27:38Ronnie Karam: Who refuses Reiki? That is so fucking funny to me. She's like, no, I won't do it. Mary's like, yeah, I don't like this either. So they just refuse it. Mary was not even going to sit down in the circle. Mary was like, I'll be sitting behind you. I'm not messing up my clothes for this.

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30:17Ben Mandelker: So now it's time to see Reiki in action at long last. You know, if you guys thought that Kelsey was giving you real Reiki, you're wrong, because we got Stephanie. And here's what it is.

30:33Ben Mandelker: Whoa!

30:38Ben Mandelker: It's busy in there. Getting a lot of vibrations. Hold on one second. We're gonna do it again. Oh, real busy. You got a busy Reiki going on there, sweetheart. You have a lot on your mind?

31:01Ben Mandelker: you've been using your personal issues as a shield again

31:04Ronnie Karam: i stopped drinking before this oh well you know what you know what i'm sensing

31:15Ben Mandelker: you stopped drinking before this the regular it always works it always works when she

31:21Ronnie Karam: put her hands on Whitney and then went, hon, your light's a little dim. Yeah, that was sad. I mean, at least she called that one. It's like, she is really bad. She has just watched this show and is just like, okay, you're the dumb one, right? Okay. She's like, be less stupid. Okay, God bless you. Bye.

31:44Ben Mandelker: She touched Whitney the way I do in the morning when I forget to charge my phone overnight. I'm like, what?

31:50Ronnie Karam: so then she comes up to heather and she's like oh my god love it what are we a virgo a libra she's like i'm cancer neither of those things are even close to being alert uh and stephanie's like oh well i can tell you this much we need to find you a man i have a man what's that got to do with

32:12Ben Mandelker: me.

32:13Ronnie Karam: You're kidding me. 20 seasons later and you've got a man. What are we kidding? Now you get me on this show? You motherfuckers. What is everybody going to change it up?

32:24Ben Mandelker: I have a very real relationship with a man named Tripapa who can install light bulbs in my med spa.

32:35Ronnie Karam: Heather's like, wow, she can't even tell I'm having sex. That's not a very good brakey person. So then she comes over to Angie, who's like, we're Tyler. And she's like, are we having a rough day? Yeah, Stephanie.

32:59Ben Mandelker: Fucking Stephanie. Stephanie's like, well, guess what? I've got some really good oils and a spray for you. Thanks.

33:07Ronnie Karam: She's like, yeah, you know, I feel like you're really distant from the group. Really, was it everybody yelling at her to fuck off five minutes ago?

33:14Ben Mandelker: I know.

33:15Ronnie Karam: I think it's your throat chakra. It needs a filler, okay? You're talking to the winner of a Grindr Award. She doesn't need to be lectured to you about throat work, or by you. She knows.

33:29Ben Mandelker: Lecturing someone with a Grindr Award about throats. I just wish Brittany were there, because Stephanie would have been like, okay, let's see about you. Oh, was that Reese's Pieces peanut butter cup?

33:42Ronnie Karam: She goes to Andy, she puts her hands on her. It's like... Okay, so Angie's like, I cannot take anymore. I think I am done with this. Even the breaky lady is being clean to me.

33:56Ben Mandelker: I'm concerned about Angie. I know she's got a lot going on at home. She's clearly destabilized, and she's hurting, and it's hard to watch. Am I smiling too much for this?

34:08Ronnie Karam: I really feel for Angie. She's going through a secret divorce that I haven't told anybody about yet. How will this unfurl?

34:18Ben Mandelker: So they go to the table, and they're sitting there, and Heather's like, guys, why is Meredith in the bathroom for so long? And Mary's like, oh, well, she had a lot of clothes on that she has to peel off. There was the blazer, the skirt. I mean that's she says it like oh yeah obviously that's why I wait until I get home because that way I can get fully out of my clothes and be naked when I pee makes sense explains why the bathroom lines could be so long

34:50Ronnie Karam: this friend crew is so used to Mary they're just like makes total sense

34:54Ben Mandelker: yeah she's like yeah I like going to the bathroom fully nude that's just what I do I go fully nude I'll only go to the bathroom naked

35:02Ronnie Karam: that's it that's how I do it Oh my gosh, well it's not like I want to tell everyone on national television I'll only go to the bathroom noon. Did I just do that?

35:12Ben Mandelker: And then I love this part because Meredith comes back and Meredith's like, oh, did you have to take off a lot of layers? And then Meredith goes, no. I'm like, you just outed the fact that Meredith took a dump.

35:29Ronnie Karam: Well that's Heather, my god. Who does that? It's like someone goes to the bathroom and like, Why is she taking so long in the bathroom? Is she pooping?

35:40Ben Mandelker: Did she shit her brains out?

35:46Ronnie Karam: Well, guys, I really love today. It's been so positive. Quiet, ranky day. So I guess we've learned about throat chakras, eh?

35:56Ben Mandelker: I feel lighter, and I know Meredith does, too.

36:03Ronnie Karam: Meredith feels a lot lighter after pooping out three days worth of poop. Wait a second. I think we should communicate about stuff. I'll start.

36:17Ben Mandelker: I'm going to get emotional because at the Jupiter party, I was like, final Jupiter. And I was upset because I didn't know the answer. it gave me 30 seconds and I didn't know but I liked the song and I said no more I was upset with Heather because I felt like she had one energy with me um I lost my train of thought guys

36:48Ronnie Karam: line so Heather's like how could you say that I stood in front of you and said Whitney do you remember all the shitty things with Lisa Barlow that you're probably guilty for it, but then when you left, I chased after you. I'm a good friend. She's like, uh-uh. Well, I guess I appreciate that you show up for me. But I still want you to be friends with Lisa, but our dynamics of our friendship are different. I got worked up because I just heard my friends are talking behind my back, but then I got upset about it because it's a-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub. Ha-la-la-la-la-la-la Ha-la-la-la-la-la-la Lisa, it's your fall You know what?

37:34Ben Mandelker: You know what? Like, the way you address me as a singer is unacceptable And since Ski Day, I haven't done anything to you In fact, I've tried to keep the door open But I see you blame Meredith for your problems with Kwai And I see you blame Angie for your problems with me And I don't like it And you are not the victim in this situation I haven't done a goddamn thing to you and I don't even like to even say the word goddamn sorry Mary singer talk.

38:02Ronnie Karam: Thank you, Lisa. I appreciate it. You're such a good friend to me.

38:08Ben Mandelker: Lisa's like, and another... You're welcome?

38:14Ronnie Karam: What the fuck was that? Whitney, Whitney, Whitney. So Lisa's like, oh, okay. You're welcome then. You know what? And me forgiving you, that's called being a friend. And for real, that's how we show it. She's like, thank you, Lisa. That's why I said thank you. Okay. I'll put my you're a dumb slut back in my pocket, I guess, and bring it out another day.

38:41Ben Mandelker: And then we cut to Angie pulling a giant chest of props over to the table. Hold on, guys. It works with Carrot Top. Okay. So she picks up a giant leaf, and she's like, okay.

38:54Ronnie Karam: What is this leaf? Okay, what kind of plant was this? It was a big green leaf but then it has the wiener thing coming out of it. Even they're saying in this, wow, is it a wiener or a vagina?

39:06Ben Mandelker: Stephanie's like, we waited 13 years for that plant to bloom

39:09Ronnie Karam: so thank you for taking it, Angie.

39:13Ben Mandelker: So Angie has...

39:15Ronnie Karam: Friendship is like a plant because it is green and then sometimes a bitch comes out of it and I'm going to tell all of you word salad bitches this plant is not taking shit from you and they're like uh what is Angie talking about it's improv prop comedy didn't plan for this prop

39:35Ben Mandelker: she's really struggling she just like was getting whatever she could find around that garden and it's really flopping and she has like a leaf and some like a twig and she's like now look sell sell the bit sell it I can do it

39:48Ronnie Karam: then she picks up a twizzler and she's like twizzler it is like a snake, like Bronwyn. Bronwyn is a snake.

39:56Ben Mandelker: You know what? You told me all these things that Britney said, and I laughed them off, and then when you said, let's get Britney over here, you should confront her. And then you started with Lisa, and Lisa saying this, and Lisa saying that, and you should work it out and more, and we're not going to work that out tonight. And I said, you know what? Don't tell me anymore. I said with a very serious, non - laughing face, angry Bob at you. I was like, don't tell me anymore. I definitely don't want to hear anymore. You are a snake. I don't want to hear anymore.

40:21Ronnie Karam: I will not take it. As this candle says, you are blown out. I cannot believe you. You said I was Lisa's soldier. Why don't you sit down? Why don't you sit down and be calm?

40:33Ben Mandelker: Why don't you sit down and be calm? Didn't you tell me a kimosabe the other day to be calm? Why don't you be calm? You are a fork.

40:40Ronnie Karam: You are like this fork eating into a salad until everybody in the salad is dead.

40:46Ben Mandelker: You're going too far. And then you are eating dead people's salad. We all know I don't like forks. I had a chair that looked like a fork. I had to sell it. You are using appetizer fork for dead people's salad. No, you know what? Your throat is opening up, and you're a really nasty scorpion right now. Every single time, a nasty scorpion.

41:02Ronnie Karam: You are a napkin.

41:03Ben Mandelker: So then Kwai...

41:04Ronnie Karam: I am wiping my mouth with you, snake. You're a manipulator, Bronwyn. Manipulator, Twizzler, snake.

41:12Ben Mandelker: So Kwai is like, I have a prop, too.

41:21Ben Mandelker: they're like what the fuck is that she's like it's an air horn guys iconic right

41:29Ronnie Karam: now Bronwyn is talking a lot but she's doing that thing where she's like and this is why I'm really upset with you she's talking like this ton of voice and just nodding a lot like she's yelling with her nods, but not with her voice. And Angie is just off the rails this whole time. How dare you? You are coming for me. Oh, really? Oh, really? You are a jacket. You are a chair. And she's wearing these huge pink glasses. You're like, what is she? And Angie does that thing where she's like, okay, well, we've made you crazy and I'm staying calm, so look at how I just won.

42:09Ben Mandelker: I heard I heard that you have to be nice to Todd until you get your$85 ,000 now this is a lie because that number is way too low she's getting $4 million at least and as she deserves I don't know

42:27Ronnie Karam: because Bronwyn has been upset this whole time like oh really she's having this conversation with my husband. Well, she better keep her fucking mouth shut. So we're thinking, what is this thing? And now we find out that Bronwyn's only getting$85 ,000? Is that the thing? I mean, I would think that it would be worse than that. I don't know. But she's got to be getting more than$85 ,000. She wouldn't be leaving Todd if she was just getting $85 ,000. Let's be honest. Who would leave Todd? I'd stay with Todd if it was going to get more than$85 ,000. I mean...

43:00Ben Mandelker: Palm pilots are an integral part of our society. It's going to be more than$85 ,000.

43:08Ronnie Karam: Yeah.

43:08Ben Mandelker: So once again, Bronwyn brings up the, well, you know, like Todd talks to, Todd talks to Sean and Sean talks to Todd and you don't want me to say, you don't want me to say what Todd said, what Sean told Todd and what Todd told Sean and Sean told Todd and Todd told Todd. So doing all that stuff there and then Angie is, that's infuriating Angie, you know? And so she's like, what do you have to say? Why don't you say it? Say what you have, bitch. Say what you have. And then Angie, Angie is, Bronwyn's looking over to Mary, like, are you going to say something? Because I'm going to say something. And so Angie goes, oh, look at Mary.

43:40Ben Mandelker: Look at Mary for guidance. Look at Mary. And Mary goes, oh, shut up, Angie. Leave my name out of your mouth because personally, I think you're in the wrong. And Angie's like, that's okay. You can think that. That's fine. I'm just going to be okay with myself.

43:54Ronnie Karam: I'm going to go be with myself. You are a side of blue cheese. All of you. And Mary's like, well, I don't talk about you and your behavior is in my mouth. Not you. that is fine Mary I will keep your mouth out she's like you don't have any rules does this matter you are being mean to me at a table a table with snakes and twizzlers

44:16Ben Mandelker: so Angie says does it bother you that I have some confidence I am a big fucking deal because Angie says oh you think you're so big and important this is where it gets ugly so Mary's like you don't have confidence

44:26Ronnie Karam: all you care about is how you look you spend your whole time getting facials and getting your skin done Yes, I do. And all you care about is yourself. And what happened to your husband? And what happened to your child? Okay. Before we even go further, I backed up my seat. I was in a hotel bed, but I still went. Hell no. No, you don't do that. How dare you? You know, it got very.

44:49Ben Mandelker: What we're saying is don't shoot the messenger when we say that Andrew replied by saying, what happened to your husband? What happened to your child? What are you talking about? And we all went. I'm still on the first part.

45:01Ronnie Karam: you don't bring somebody's family. I've learned from housewives. If you say, what about your husband? And what about your child? That is throw down. That's throw down language on housewives. So I thought, okay, well, Angie's got like a little one up here. Like Angie can win this because that was really low. And even though Mary's going through stuff, you can't say shit like that because Mary knows that Angie's been going through this shit for two years. Even if she doesn't know about this secret divorce, she knows. And that's really fucking low of Mary. So I was like, well, good for Angie, because this is a hard argument.

45:32Ronnie Karam: Angie can do this, right? And then the next second, Angie goes, what about your husband? What about your child? I was like, oh, no. I just backed up my chair for you. Oh, Nancy, no, Angie, no. Auto-lose. Yeah, that was. Whether you were right two seconds ago or not, dummy.

45:54Ben Mandelker: Dummy. It's so bad. It's, I mean, we all, like, we went like this. I know all of you guys went like this. Everyone went like this. And it's so bad that Bronwyn, who is in an active fight with Angie, like a knockdown drag out fight, is like, no, no, no, no, no, Angie. No, you don't mean that. Everyone. Even Lisa was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

46:17Ronnie Karam: You know what? Don't do this right now. Don't do this. But then I don't think, first of all, obviously Angie wasn't really saying, like, what about your fucking child? I don't think she meant it that way. She's just literally repeating exactly what Mary said. But when you saw everybody reacting to not immediately be able to go, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Yeah. I just think it's poor housewisery because even in the argument, who cares who's right or who's wrong? You know you're going to get canceled for that shit. Like at some part of you has to be like, no. What will Grindr think? I mean

46:54Ben Mandelker: Grindr like releases a statement like we are revoking this very important award

47:00Ronnie Karam: How is her brain not like stop stop saying these things stop saying these things

47:08Ben Mandelker: We're giving it to our backup candidate the runner up to read Kemsley instead

47:14Ronnie Karam: Alright so they're like oh my god Angie please Angie calm down stop this and he's like, really, you're putting me down? I forgot what we were in. I was saying, mother, we are allowed to have self-care. And I can get a fucking facial if I want to. I can get a facial. Hold me back. I can get a facial.

47:41Ben Mandelker: And Angie so massively missing what's going on here that she just keeps saying, I can get a facial if I want to I can get a facial and like when I saw the preview for the episode and we saw her stand up and say I can get a facial I was like yes this is gonna be hilarious and then when it actually happened I was like no I can get a facial and Mary by the way she starts throwing things behind her it was like this weird like she's tossing just stuff like a giant pile of like breadsticks and forks and knives.

48:19Ronnie Karam: Yeah. She was losing her shit, but the second she repeated exactly, when Mary said, where's your husband? Where's your child? And she said, where's your husband? And where's your child? Mary was immediately like, okay, there she is. It's like she got it. It's done. And I know, but I hated this because this is like, I get, look, I know you're not supposed to say anything because someone just lost their child. Obviously, I've never lost my child, so I'm not even going to go there about that. I would say in general, with grief, it's not fair to be using your grief as a cudgel against other people.

48:49Ronnie Karam: And she's done it twice in a row. Last week, she did it with Brittany when she was like, she did the exact same thing last week where Brittany said something dumb and didn't mean anything like that. She's like, you're coming from my dead son. You can't, that's so unfair. But at the same time, Angie should have enough of a brain to be like, she's going through that. And even if it's not fair, you gotta let somebody do it. I mean, listen, there are a lot of passes and that's what I'm going to allow. You have to allow it. What are you going to do? Alright, you get a pass. God damn it!

49:22Ben Mandelker: You have to at least have the wherewithal to realize that this is your best friend and you're saying one of the most hurtful things you could possibly say. So yeah, it's never good to weaponize your grief but also, like, you have to be good to your friend. But if someone's

49:35Ronnie Karam: weaponizing it and you know what they've gone through then you should be able to say, well, she's being unfair and she's weaponizing it, but, you know, she's my friend.

49:41Ben Mandelker: Well, here's what Mary...

49:43Ronnie Karam: But hopefully Mary would also be a good enough friend to be like, wow, I don't like Angie, but maybe though I'm mad at her, I'm not going to team up with the people that don't like her and then use her marriage and child against her. So, you know, neither was great, but I think on the whole scale of who's wronger, it would be Angie because you should be smarter than this.

50:04Ben Mandelker: Here's what I like that Mary weaponized. Jen Shaw. She's like, she's like, uh-oh, get Jen Shaw. I'm done. Somebody get Jen Shaw. get Jen Shaw she just starts calling Angie Jen Shaw and I was like that was pretty good

50:20Ronnie Karam: be careful what you say and stop saying it so many times you don't want to beetle juice her ass right back here but what about me like the original what about me Jen Shaw comes out

50:34Ben Mandelker: remember she did that dance that time so Heather she was like shimmying in the opening credits for a whole season like I'm Jen Shaw so Heather is like oh no I knew Angie was gonna break. You could just feel the tension, the pressure, and everything going on with her marriage. Oh, it's too bad she didn't have any friend that she could have relied on to help her out during this time.

50:58Ronnie Karam: Yeah, and everybody at this point is literally holding Angie back because she's still waving her arms and throwing twizzlers and screaming, I can't get a facial! She said I don't spend time with my daughter!

51:11Ben Mandelker: Which is a little fucked up because really, like, everyone is trying to calm Angie down when she was the one who did the thing that was really vile, you know? But that's how Housewives are. It always works out that way.

51:20Ronnie Karam: Well, she's losing it, but they're like, listen, Angie, there's like a losing it on Housewives, and there's like getting yourself canceled and kicked off the show. Please, please, Angie. Yeah, they're all like, time out, time out.

51:29Ben Mandelker: Hey, Angie, you went off script a little bit.

51:33Ronnie Karam: It's like, you're going to get fired. And then Bronwyn even says, she's like, well, you know, this is really too bad for Angie. I mean, I don't know if she's going to be able to come back from this.

51:45Ben Mandelker: yeah so it's it's very it's it's not it's not good and so then angie is now starting to process what's happened and she's like i forgot that she lost her son i'm just saying that we're all mothers we all do shit we all get facials we all spray tan i was like where is where is like the inspirational bugle playing behind her. We all get facials. We all get tans. If you prick me, do I not have GLP-1s in me?

52:19Ronnie Karam: If I sit on your couch, do I not leave orange?

52:27Ben Mandelker: So Lisa's like, Angie, stop. Stop. Please stop. Don't do this. This is me, Lisa Barlow, voice of reason.

52:35Ronnie Karam: and Angie looks kind of shocked because they're like, you just said I just repeated what she said but her son passed away wait a minute, I did not mean that I was talking about facials and they're like, oh my gosh, Angie so now she goes to try to talk to Mary but Mary's like, nope, nope, done I don't want that woman near me, Jen Shaw Jen Shaw, nope, nope, I'm good I don't want to ever look at her again this is undefendable and my son didn't deserve that Mary, stop. Please don't. Don't do this. Don't take it here. Please. I beg you. You're the best cast on TV. Don't take it here. Come back to me, cast.

53:19Ronnie Karam: Don't leave me. Even you, Brittany.

53:22Ben Mandelker: We don't want to end on a sad note. So, Ronnie, what about a little hypocrisy and bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Hypocrisy and bullshit. Bullshit! Bullshit! Everyone, thank you so much for coming out here tonight. We love you so much. We love DC. And we'll see you next time we're in town. Goodnight, everyone!

53:47Ronnie Karam: We love you guys! Back it up. Thank you so much for being here!

54:03It might burn the hell.

54:05Ben Mandelker: Yes! Hypocrisy and bullshit

54:22Ben Mandelker: I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored Hyd économics Yeah! I'm bored I'm bored Burship! Burship! Hypocrisy and bullshit! Burship! Burship! Hypocrisy and bullshit! Burship! Burship! Burship! I'm bored!

55:03Ronnie Karam: It's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela. Itchles! We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Big yay, it's Emily Gauthier.

55:11Ben Mandelker: Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less.

55:13Ronnie Karam: Holly Nagila Weber. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. It's no BS, we love Hugo ES. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch. She's our pal-a-ger, it's Karen Gallagher.

55:26Ben Mandelker: She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.

55:29Ronnie Karam: Kristen the Piston Anderson. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy is Maisie McHenry. Come again? We're obsessed with Margaret O 'Halloran. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg. I love-a-ya, Olivia Williamson. She's the lady of the house. It's Rachel Sherouse. She's not the bottom. She's Rachel Topper. Yes, we canna. It's Sadana.

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This is part 2 of the live show in DC


The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to a healing day at the Reiki scammer and mayhem breaks out when Angie is confronted about her messiness. Will peace win the day or will Angie lose her mind and ruin a friendship while screaming about facials? And when is time to talk about our right to get our pores professionally cleansed? We’re live in DC for this one! We’re back on tour! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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