Giggling about apologies, dachshunds, and red witches

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0:38Hannah Berner: Like, why do we need to spend so much time playing it safe and staying inside our comfortable little bubbles? Honestly, the absolute best parts of life happen when you just follow your heart and take a little risk. Like, imagine going to Europe, getting a little lost down some gorgeous cobblestone alley and trying to order an espresso in a language you don't even know. It's fine. That kind of vulnerability is literally how you grow and actually figure out who you are.

1:02Paige DeSorbo: And that's what you're doing right now. Flew Delta Airlines all the way to Capri. The vibe on the Delta flights to go to Europe are so chic, elevated. It just makes you feel like a little princess. And I got my Delta headphones and I'm watching my movies. I also think it's so important to travel. And Delta takes care of you during the travel so that you can grow and learn about new cultures. and just experience new things. We can't just stay in our bedroom all the time, even though it's comfortable. And when I travel, I just learned that the world, that no one cares and like the world is just so much bigger than you.

1:39Paige DeSorbo: And that's comforting. It gives you perspective. Yes. So traveling is the ultimate way to experience a major personal growth and just see what happens. Step outside your comfort zone this summer and fly with Delta Airlines. Honestly, they completely changed the game for European travel and make the whole journey feel so elevated and special from the second you board, go book your next great chapter right now at Delta.com. Sup, gigglers.

2:06Hannah Berner: Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

2:07Paige DeSorbo: Manifest that shit.

2:09Hannah Berner: We can't be managed.

2:14Hannah Berner: I mean, the day just got away from me.

2:18Paige DeSorbo: I need to let you know. I just chugged a dirty chai latte. so anything that's about to happen on this pod I'm not responsible for and then I'm gonna cool it off with a little dunking refresher yeah that's my idea of a fun night so everyone lock in okay locked first of all I have to make an apology we didn't even say oh we're going okay

2:42Hannah Berner: I thought this was our preamble and you're like and now I'll start oh we're in it sorry this week is different we're in it here we go

2:50Paige DeSorbo: changed everything okay so i posted my last video a video with lululemon and i was making some jokes some light jokes and i made a mistake and it was it was a bad mistake because that you know when you don't know you made the mistake and then people in the comments are like how did she not know this and i'm like that is so fucking true i didn't know this do you know it's not pronounced dash hounds dash hounds apparently it's dachshunds hold on no sorry cat people are so confused right

3:24Hannah Berner: now sorry hold on i feel like this is above our pay grade this is this is not a bit but genuinely Can you spell it? Okay, so this is the thing.

3:38Paige DeSorbo: It's spelled D-A-S-C-H-O-U-N-D-S along those lines, like close to that.

3:45Hannah Berner: Okay, okay, okay.

3:45Paige DeSorbo: I already lost you after the second letter. You were like, no, I'm bored.

3:48Hannah Berner: My brain immediately went to Szechuan Chicken.

3:55Hannah Berner: I immediately was at my favorite Chinese restaurant right next door, and I was like, Kung Pao Chicken. Okay, that's what I'm getting for dinner.

4:04Paige DeSorbo: side of duck sauce thank you so i guess i've just been reading online all the influencer girls like writing like i got a dash hound it's how i was reading and then i was saying like types of girls based on their lululemon outfit and i was like this girl bought got adopted a dash hound before it was trendy the comments were like you dumb bitch it's pronounced dachshund and i go Maybe we're not dumb. Maybe this isn't. Where's the X? I thought Dachshund was a whole separate breed.

4:35Hannah Berner: Same.

4:36Paige DeSorbo: I thought it was D-O-X-E-N.

4:39Hannah Berner: I feel like there are people out here in the world saying the word Dash Hound.

4:43Paige DeSorbo: Isn't it? There was Connor and Cupid and Dachshund. Donner and Blitzen. Donner and Blitzen. What did they have to do with this? I thought that was one of the Dachshunds.

4:56Paige DeSorbo: So anyway, I'm still confused and I don't want to Google it because I feel like that will get me more confused. But I thought Dachshund and Dash Hound are two different. Okay. Daphne's behind you is like, I don't care about these kind of conversations about dogs. She's licking her own paw being like, I'm over it. Paige is Googling it. This is a job.

5:16Hannah Berner: This is a job.

5:17Paige DeSorbo: For Chris, who's not here.

5:19Hannah Berner: This is a job for ChatGPT. This is above Google's pay grade. Well, actually, I spelled everything wrong. so chat's like um actually this reminds me of me when i um tried to go through des's um mandarin phone and i realized i don't understand anything on it dash hound pronounced yeah dach dachshund the official breed of they're a german dog okay name wiener dog sausage dog okay but bear with me

5:50Paige DeSorbo: dash hound sounds like a real dog what's a dash hound so whether someone says dash hound dachshund

5:56Hannah Berner: or Doshin they all mean the same iconic long body short-legged little dog wait she's been redeemed so you can call it either I take back my apology yeah I take it back this is why you can't listen to the internet it's lit I'm like I'm not apologizing for that fuck off I take my apology bleep it out grace anything I haven't seen anything that I haven't apologized for means It's not fucking true and suck my dick. Okay. That's why I haven't apologized for it because I don't know you bitches.

6:30Paige DeSorbo: But you know, I'm quick for an apology. I'll apologize for anything. But this one, I take it back. I take it back.

6:37Hannah Berner: I'd rather double down, think about it again, and then come back to you.

6:41Paige DeSorbo: That's like that meme where mid-fight, you know you're wrong and you start trying to turn it.

6:46Hannah Berner: Oh my God. What a way to start the day. What a way to start the day.

6:50Paige DeSorbo: Now I'm feeling myself even more. My heart's pumping. um my algorithm is full of ai cat podcasters yeah it is cracking me up and i have to stop sending it to people in my life because it's ruining my relationships because the cats are just shitting on dogs and their owners and it's literally us like the cat will be like

7:11Hannah Berner: our lives have been reduced to such small like dope dopamine hits i'm like this is really good for my mental health right now if i watch this ai cat coming out of an ice cream machine

7:25Paige DeSorbo: not to quote stacy orichio orichio i'm not pronouncing it right there's got to be more

7:32Hannah Berner: to life than chasing down every temporary high yeah do you remember that song no but i agree

7:41Paige DeSorbo: with her everyone check out that song um how how are you what happened to hello how are you i just got back from being under the tuscan sun oh yeah you were in fucking italy you've been to

7:58Hannah Berner: italy twice in like three weeks i just want to say that to the gigglers that are in my dms being like why do you do this every time you go to italy you say you have no outfits and then you bust out like the craziest looks we've seen yeah thank you so much so much i like to set the bar low so that your expectation, you have an even better day. But the girl saying that I need to chill on my spray tan, that's all natural, honey. And I'm literally keeping it till November. I've literally oiled up all summer for this.

8:33Paige DeSorbo: It's called being Italian.

8:35Hannah Berner: It's called being Italian in Italy. And it was one of, I mean, I feel like I've gone to a lot of crazy wedding weekends in my day. I feel like if there's one thing I've experienced in my 20s and 30s, it's insane weddings that I'm like, this is crazy. This definitely was one of those. It was one of my oldest friends from New York. So I feel like once a year I have like this. It feels like a high school reunion because it's just everyone I've ever met in New York City ever. And I'm like, oh, this is awkward. OK, there were many times where I was like, actually, I think someone's yelling my name.

9:12Hannah Berner: I do want to say I didn't take one beta blocker. Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm jumping around here. We will get back to the wedding. Did you see, did you see that the wall street journal wrote in and wait,

9:33Paige DeSorbo: I'm not subscribed. So I couldn't read it.

9:36Hannah Berner: Okay. So halfway through the craziest part about the whole article, I literally go when the fuck did I get a Wall Street Journal subscription that I'm wondering

9:47Paige DeSorbo: how did you read it you realize you've been paying 23 a month I literally get to the end of the article and I'm like sorry who charged my card for this I should not be allowed to read this kind of content I'm like how long have I had this someone messaged me I was like by the way the Wall Street Journal wrote an article about you guys and beta black race and I go that's none of my

10:09Hannah Berner: business because I'm not subscribed literally none of none of our business um honestly I did see like some of the comments and they were like oh like the person that wrote it obviously hates Hannah and Paige but but I read the article and I was like oh I don't think so the only thing that the headline like on the Instagram how I saw it was like a girl sent me like the actual Wall Street Journal Instagram and it said the pill that women are taking for everything from like very menial things to like your wedding day and I was like okay please don't act like we're 1950s housewives like comatosing ourselves because we get a little anxious like also let's not let's

10:50Paige DeSorbo: not use the word menial and women together well it just I was a woman's never done anything that's menial it went through the whole thing of like also what does menial mean like small minute

11:03Hannah Berner: sorry i got really excited i know something i'm like oh actually this one i know but basically the whole article was that how like our generation like takes medicine and like is it our beta blocker is actually good for you and like will it actually have like a long-term effect of heart disease instead and blah blah blah and whatever here's the thing if you're getting your medical information from uh page audiodysorbone you got bigger problems okay you got way bigger

11:31Paige DeSorbo: shit going on also it is non-addictive and it's not like we're not we're telling people talk to

11:38Hannah Berner: your doctor first but like obviously like I spoke to a doctor yeah you know like a grade a professional here's what I will say the reason that I chose to take beta blockers was because I don't like Xanax and I don't like anything that does like mess with my brain because I do feel like I would be someone that would like get addicted to xanax and like i don't even wouldn't even want to go down that road and i take a beta blocker i mean maybe once a month now yeah but i still wholeheartedly

12:10Paige DeSorbo: stand by it i think they're the best things ever well for a lot of i personally when i have a physical reaction yeah i then get like more anxious and it like adds to the anxiety you know when you have anxiety about your anxiety so beta blockers can like slow the physical reaction so it kind of And also, we started it when Paige was having panic attacks on tour. And I started it in support of her.

12:34Hannah Berner: In solidarity. Someone commented and was like, Paige is just out here taking drugs from anyone. And I was like, okay, sorry, I'm a good time. Give me a goddamn break.

12:45Paige DeSorbo: For anyone, it was her best friend and I sourced it from a makeup artist.

12:49Hannah Berner: If you've ever taken a drug from a makeup artist, you know that it's really good.

12:55Paige DeSorbo: um okay so you're not taking you're off your beta blockers in Tuscany

13:00Hannah Berner: I literally like forgot to take them because I honestly was like being dramatic but it was all my friends so I like actually wasn't nervous but big crowds obviously it is scary um but it was such a fun weekend it was like how they did it was everything was right on the property so like each day that we had like a wedding event it was like right there so it was like really nice I hate when there's travel admin yeah the weather was amazing um their after party these are like New York City people these are like born and raised New York City just like vibes so you like walk up to the after party they had like the door people like full-on acting like it was an interactive play and they had it like it was a real New York City club and they had like a rope and they had clipboards and headsets and they like I loved it they told everyone like they couldn't get in and we're just like we like know the owner you had to like beg to get it no they literally did a bit like it was a wait that is so fucking funny no it was so fun they had McDonald's with their like wedding thing on it I love that they went to Tuscany to eat McDonald's No, they had so many like amazing details.

14:13Hannah Berner: And if like any friend was going to have like so many little details, it was going to be like this couple. It looks spectacular. It was just the best. But I'm sad because I feel like now my summer really is over.

14:26Paige DeSorbo: Summer is not over because we still have our Dunkin' Refreshers.

14:29Hannah Berner: And I'm drinking the blueberry refresher. I tried it for the first time the other week and I was obsessed. And I add lemonade to mine because it just like adds a little extra kick. But I'm loving this one.

14:39Paige DeSorbo: you guys know i love the mango pineapple with green tea i'm obsessed with it so good not too sweet i get a little less concentrate highly recommend we were scheduled to record this pod yeah at like 9 a.m and page texts last night and is like han i'm too tired i can't do nine can we do 11 and i'm like anything for my baby like you know i have your back i realize i'm coming from California so we're jet lagged different ways we're just in the opposite way so you were actually

15:15Hannah Berner: probably awake early I was awake well I had fucked myself on the plane I slept the whole plane ride so then when I landed and I got home at like six o 'clock I'm wired like I'm up so you couldn't fall asleep so I couldn't fall asleep so I wasn't asleep till like 1 a.m.

15:32Paige DeSorbo: see I'm being so dramatic because i was in california for three days and i'm like guys i'm so jealous sorry like i can't mind you um where was i i was in no i was in vancouver sacramento how was that and oakland that is far vancouver is far as fuck i was in alaska yeah which is almost in russia so i you're a penguin i mean you're a literal penguin so my my stand-up tours officially started and i'm like obsessed with the new show um and the girls are wearing ties like it's so cute but i like walk in the green room and we don't remember any of anything any anything but i walk into this green room and i'm like page had a panic attack there you're like

16:28Hannah Berner: i sense i sense i still made a blocker wait i have something else to say after this okay keep going no but i walk i feel like i haven't talked to you in like no i know i know i miss you

16:39Paige DeSorbo: i walk in and i'm like i miss page and like i take everything like at the time i felt horrible that you were like struggling in some of these green rooms but then i was like missing it i was like i was which page was here and i was trying to like say things that might make her feel better grown up in so many green rooms it's crazy so it's this like weird feeling where like stand-up is so fulfilling because i feel like so creative and i'm like building my hour but then also it's like this emptiness of the green room where i'm like i wish page was here i know i like knowing

17:13Hannah Berner: that you're going on tour i'm like oh my god she has to travel so much and do so many outfits and i like don't envy that but i miss i miss it good this guy's the second tour was over page was like

17:25Paige DeSorbo: when can we go again um it's like a different it's a different level of mental illness feel a different level of accomplishment yeah you you feel busy like you're so tired but you feel busy um but i am announcing my this is why i love the gigglers i announced like my first leg of the tour and obviously it's not all the states sorry i keep like rubbing my eye because i have like

17:47Hannah Berner: daphne's hair in it keep going i'm listening that's okay yeah get the hair out of your eye cat mom problems no it's crazy so the gigglers don't just say like hey when are you coming to

18:02Paige DeSorbo: toronto they'll be like so you fucking hate toronto like they're always like so funny and sassy with it and they're like oh cool so you thought about you know nashville and then you thought no i don't want to go to nashville so so today i'm announcing the second leg of all the states that you guys are like bitch where the why the fuck wouldn't you go in north carolina um the toronto girls were really mad at me like they were like how the fuck have you not done toronto but i'm officially announcing toronto i'm shooting my special in toronto when is that february so basically i have all these months to like prepare for the special is that the last show I have like a couple after

18:46Hannah Berner: Because I was going to say maybe Just putting it out there Like if you were to celebrate After filming that we could go on like a little Ski vacation In Canada Who's skiing? Des And you and I can go to the spa

19:05Paige DeSorbo: Des and his Limp leg, sorry baby I'm sorry baby if you're listening No Des is still recovering from his ACL tear Sorry I'm just trying to go to whistler but i don't even know where that is wait i sprained my pinky in whistler oh that's where you sprain your pinky i'm okay but one thing about us is we do rise like the phoenix is there any other way to be is there any other way i i'm like a ball i bounce i go down i go right back up they try to push you down you're gonna get back up so i will do skiing but only with you okay because

19:36Hannah Berner: does gets too intense okay so then maybe it's this winter we take a break no that's not for us That's not our style. It's not for us this winter, though, maybe. I'm down. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

19:49Paige DeSorbo: What were you going to say before you got attacked by Daphne's hair in your eyeball and you blinded yourself?

19:54Hannah Berner: Anytime I go away, I get my period. It's like clockwork. It's one of the craziest things. And the only reason why I was excited for it was because I could feel my boobs getting bigger. And I was like, my dresses need boobs this weekend. So like, so whenever you want to come, absolutely rip it. Literally the day I get there, my period comes. I'm like, perfect. I have it all weekend, Sunday. And usually I'm like, after I froze my eggs, my period actually used to be like a full six to seven days. It kind of cut down to like a normal three to five. That's amazing. Yeah, lovely. Obsessed with it. so Sunday night is the there was like that lunar eclipse where like the full moon and it was like this like hasn't happened in however many years so I'm on TikTok and I get a TikTok that says if you have your period right now you're a witch you're what they call a red witch which means if you're bleeding all of your enemies are bleeding now too and so I was like oh my god if my enemies are having a really horrible weekend i want to know can you please check in with me

21:13Paige DeSorbo: wait i just envisioned you alone in your hotel room like no i'm literally

21:17Hannah Berner: like i was so excited i was getting over it i know i knew you're a witch like we know like tell me something i don't know they were like you're such a witch that actually you're like releasing things that didn't even have to do with you. It's generational. Like you're helping your ancestors. That's how like witchy and in tune you are. I'm obsessed with that. Obsessed. I was obsessed with it. You've probably seen a million ads for hair growth products and thought, sure, like that actually works. Well, so did I. Until I found that Nutrafol isn't like the rest of them. Nutrafol is a physician formulated, clinically tested, and dermatologists recommend it.

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25:11Hannah Berner: Okay, you guys know I live for just doing the thing, not overthinking it. Like, why do we need to spend so much time playing it safe and staying inside our comfortable little bubbles? Honestly, the absolute best parts of life happen when you just follow your heart and take a little risk. Like imagine going to Europe, getting a little lost down some gorgeous cobblestone alley and trying to order an espresso in a language you don't even know. It's fine. That kind of vulnerability is literally how you grow and actually figure out who you are.

25:39Paige DeSorbo: And that's what you're doing right now. Flew Delta Airlines all the way to Capri. The vibe on the Delta flights to go to Europe are so chic, elevated. It just makes you feel like a little princess and I got my Delta headphones and I'm watching my movies I also think it's so important to travel and Delta takes care of you during the travel so that you can grow and learn about new cultures and just experience new things we can't just stay in our bedroom all the time even though it's comfortable and when I travel I just learned that the world that no one cares and like the world is just so much bigger than you and that's comforting It gives you perspective.

26:19Paige DeSorbo: Yes. So traveling is the ultimate way to experience a major personal growth and just see what happens. Step outside your comfort zone this summer and fly with Delta Airlines. Honestly, they completely changed the game for European travel and make the whole journey feel so elevated and special from the second you board. Go book your next great chapter right now at Delta.com. So I have a friend. I don't know. I don't. You go and stop the pod. not to brag i have a friend um who like i know like kind of okay but recently we like got into like a good chat and i find out she just casually dropped she's like you know when i'm drunk i like can tune in and i'm like stop and stop right there yeah tune into what i take back all the bad things i've said about you what do you mean by this and she's like me and my aunt like can tap in if we if we want to and she's like and i can only do it when i'm drunk and i'm like who are you tapping tuning into and she's like when i get drunk like i feel things she's like i feel on the she said on the left side i feel like it's either an older person or a regular person or

27:39Hannah Berner: a regular immediate whatever yeah middle age a normal person or a kid and then she like will

27:51Paige DeSorbo: feel things like if someone like like she was like around someone and she felt like an older person and she felt like water and she was like hey I feel like water in my ankles and I feel like an older person trying to talk to me and they're like my grandpa died in a boating accident

28:08Hannah Berner: wait hannah this i feel like i should like do a one-on-one with someone that could help me i think i could also do that if i honed in on it so i googled it for her and it basically says like

28:20Paige DeSorbo: when you're drunk it tunes out the noise like you're less you lose your inhibitions and you're just like not overthinking anything because she said when she's sober she can't but like her friends would be like get drunk get drunk yeah but she says sometimes she doesn't she feels like she's making it up because it's just like coming to her and she's just saying it and i told her that i watched a documentary about psychics where the psychics all have a time where they go i'm afraid i'm like making it up but it's like true because it's like you because they're seeing things and saying things but i've actually had another friend who when she's drunk this is what she does but like the problem is i was like dude this is incredible and she's like yeah but i can't just be like hammered all day giving people readings wait did you see the girl that made the tiktok about angel from um boston that like all the gigglers go to her now and she

29:18Hannah Berner: like said to one of the gigglers like i used to have like old creepy men that would come and now my now any appointments are all like young girls and you guys have the best energy like you've changed my whole business wait is angel killing it yes i was so happy for her okay so giggly

29:35Paige DeSorbo: swad's a coven 100 a coven so dm me if you're another person that like when you're drunk you can like tune in or if you can okay i feel like i need to and whoever dms hannah

29:47Hannah Berner: if you could also coach me let me know because i felt that way this is gonna sound so crazy when you when i got daphne because when i got daphne i had a whole list of names in my phone and when i like first held her it wasn't like i thought of oh i think i'll name her daphne it was like it was told to me in my brain that like that was already her name like she's telling you what her name is was the feeling i got and i couldn't say that to anyone because they'd be

30:20Paige DeSorbo: like you're a fucking by the way guys we would never have these kind of conversations in public

30:24Hannah Berner: like this is a private this is please don't write a page six article about this one out to the public

30:30Paige DeSorbo: like people would be like these girls lost their fucking mind but i as like i have like coach mentality i think because like my grandpa was a coach right and um i told her i was like we need to train this and like this is a really special thing and she's like i know but like i have like another career I'm trying to do and da da da but she also said there are a lot of people that can tune in you just have to like it is something you have to work on and I was googling it for her um because people also said like meditation can help you get in that trance like steak that you get when you're drunk but it's crazy and now I'm like what if I get drunk with her my grandpa doesn't come through and then I can't talk to her again I had a psychic tell me because

31:14Hannah Berner: i've like brought it up to multiple psychics like how do i really like hone in on it and i've had psychics be like you don't because you don't really like care that much about it right now you're not gonna really hone in on it until you have children because you want to be psychic with what they're doing so that's when you'll really be able to be a psychic all italian moms are psychic and i'm like i'm already practicing like no you're not going i saw that it's not a

31:42Paige DeSorbo: good idea and you're not going speaking of moms um if you haven't watched the catfish texting documentary that's on you now like that's on you um now when i get a mean comment i go lenore has

31:56Hannah Berner: been acting quietly well now when i get a mean comment like people will just like post that lady's picture and be like this is who's commenting on your instagram and i'm like it makes me feel so

32:09Paige DeSorbo: much better that documentary actually helped um you understand like what trolling is where it's just like yeah it's a mental illness and people who like are projecting all their shit onto people um and she was just harassing her daughter with horrible things but like that's what you can experience online if you put yourself out there if you take a chance if you chase your dream so try to shift your perspective if you're out here chasing your dream in a public way um not to not to read the comments wait I have something I want to bring up yeah since it's like

32:45Hannah Berner: back to school and fall and I I truly do can't wait to get back into like a studio I have like I have a chair that I want to get for us I think I'm done with the table anyway that's not even what I was talking about okay yes so I was talking to one of my girlfriends and I was like wow my favorite thing when I was little for back to school was to go school supplies shopping like yes you could have seen my type a then because i was so particular on like what color went with what and like what was my vibe that year what was my theme like what was like my backpack had to go with like i was very crazy about it like my mom had to go into multiple stores buy and return it wasn't the vibe we did that two years ago like florals for spring groundbreaking next door i mean i definitely was a monster so i'm like talking to my girlfriend and i'm like oh when do you have to do like all the back to school shopping and like and she was like oh no like it's not like that anymore and I go pardon and she goes you can just give the school like a hundred dollars and they get all the stuff no and then like everyone has the same thing and then like there's no like back to school shopping it's just like you pay dues and you get your stuff and I go is there no individualism in school supply shop like I was I was like but what if

34:05Paige DeSorbo: you don't want to do that what if the color scheme is not like i was like what if they make science

34:11Hannah Berner: blue when that's clearly green math like what like science is green though right yeah well science is

34:19Paige DeSorbo: green one more thing about psychics do you ever see a psychic be like um hey tell me what color i'm thinking and i think a color and then they say that color that's happened to me like twice

34:36Hannah Berner: so just everyone treat me differently i got a massage this weekend in tuscany she goes you know when you're in tuscany getting a you know when you're in tuscany and you're like

34:47Paige DeSorbo: let me go to the spot you're like this massage won't hit unless i'm in tuscany continue and

34:51Hannah Berner: they did this little ritual thing where she had like different crystals and she said pick two crystals that speak to you and that is the chakras that we need to work on and you tell me now prior to going into this massage I have this gorgeous cute little Italian girl say to me I know who you are and I go you do how do you know who I am and she goes I watch a lot of American TV no one here knows who you are I watch Summer House and I'm like I'm obsessed with you thank Thank you so much. We're chatting, chatting, chatting. So then she presents the crystals. And so I pick two of them. One. And so I pick them and she goes, they're so you.

35:33Hannah Berner: And I couldn't wait to hear. I was like, well, what is it? One was like your throat. She was like, well, you talk a lot. And the other one was my lower back. And I was like, well, I'm carrying everything on my back. Like, you get it. And so we did like the massage based on that.

35:48Paige DeSorbo: I want to invent a yoga pant that has a really good band that supports your lower back like you know you see construction workers that wear those like it's all for their lower back but like it's very bulky and gross and very manly like making it like so dramatic your lower back hurts but sometimes I have a tilted pelvis and that makes sense is it tilting backward or do you know

36:14Hannah Berner: my pelvis tilts back and I have to always like try and correct it because then my shoulders hurt so my posture is bad so I'm always tilting my pelvis forward and we don't know what a pelvis is

36:27Paige DeSorbo: I'm always trying to work with my pelvis you were bringing up oh yeah the fall I was obsessed not with the colors of anything this is so us but I was obsessed with like the texture like I needed my pen to be an inky pen and not too inky not too dry but it needed to fly it was very like see i

36:45Hannah Berner: wasn't a ballpoint girl i was not a ballpoint girl it was too messy it would get on my hands

36:52Paige DeSorbo: see i wanted that i wanted to leave feeling like i just bathed in ink yeah you like put in the work look at it i wanted it to be slide city as justin bieber would say when i'm writing um because like

37:05Hannah Berner: the feel was really important to me if you didn't have wounds at the end of the day did you even go to school is how you felt you were like if I don't have something to show for it I wasn't learning

37:16Paige DeSorbo: hard enough yeah I wanted to get home my mom was like were you in a war yeah and I'm like yes speaking of fall I have a style question for you okay with boots yeah are we doing square toes or are we doing pointed toes I would say oh because I've seen some stuff online the girls are trying to push the square and as you know I have nubby feet so I was like oh I like the point

37:47Hannah Berner: you know it's funny because I feel like when I was younger every season my mom would I would always hear my mom be like pointy toes out square toes out like that was such a thing in our house not our house we had such different two of us but she was like no we're not doing good morning

38:08are you in or are you out that was so that's like a phrase that i feel like i've heard my

38:14Hannah Berner: whole life like pointy toe or square um and honestly i think both are in style like i just love a fuck ass pointy the pointiest toe ever and a big flare jean like i just think it's so cunty yes but i also think like there is something so artistic about like a square toe and like a

38:35Paige DeSorbo: really cool pair of pants okay okay so now i think it's like what the outfit calls for like if you're going like if you're wearing like fake glasses i feel like you're wearing square toe you know

38:46Hannah Berner: like she's different she's like but if you're wearing like capris you're wearing pointy

38:51Paige DeSorbo: okay actually that was super insightful um did you watch the vmas or see any of the vmas

38:57Hannah Berner: looks and stuff i just saw some of the looks i didn't really watch i didn't not really i didn't

39:04Paige DeSorbo: watch it at all but i did see some of the looks what were your thoughts um it's very experimental

39:11Hannah Berner: the vmas like it's yeah i love the vmas because you can do whatever you want and you can like you really like make it your own i will say maybe it's just because i'm we're older now i just feel like when we were younger the vmas were a little bit more i mean we grew up in the era of lady gaga showed up in a meat dress yeah no one's doing that well there's this whole concept

39:35Paige DeSorbo: of like gen z's worried about being cringe which i didn't know i didn't know about this and i get

39:42Hannah Berner: all these tiktoks being like don't be afraid to be cringe do you want to know why because people

39:46Paige DeSorbo: are so much meaner now well also if you think about it back then you didn't look at a lot of photos of yourself and I'm talking about like like pre-facebook like yeah do you realize teenagers like occasionally you'd see a photo of yourself but like now our whole lives is looking at photos of ourselves like that's not meant to be so I think yeah and then yeah like everyone's producing videos of themselves so I guess it is easy to start like being mean girls about the content

40:22Hannah Berner: I mean the concept of like trolling hadn't like happened yet people were more skeptical to like leave a mean comment because there were so few comments and yes and like everything was traced back to you like you weren't people didn't have like fake Facebooks yet because it you literally had to be attached to your school you had to prove that was you I just feel like there needs to be some type of regulation of like anonymous things in some positivity of women supporting women which

40:52Paige DeSorbo: we're trying to do um can i say a person i think i want to break through break through what like pop culture like vmas yeah rebecca black i don't know who that is okay that's a first problem okay sorry i'm a ripe i'm almost 33 no this is why you should know she is she's saying friday friday i do know okay so okay if you haven't checked her out she has had i don't want to say rebrand because it's called she grew up yeah um she's giving like you know how addison ray showed up to the vmas with like the coolest like um perky breast bra thing that everyone's like that's weird She's such a tryhard Yeah yeah yeah

41:42Hannah Berner: Whatever Like the pointy Yeah

41:45Paige DeSorbo: Yeah Which now like Mew Mew's doing In their latest campaign Not to be a fashion girl Obsessed with you Mew Mew

41:52Hannah Berner: Rebecca Black Also in a world Full of like Caloric deficit No Kill me Literally fucking kill me No A wise woman once said to me She said if you want to have A little bit of a fat ass You have to also have A little bit of a stomach Did I say that? And that wise woman was Hannah Lucy Burner. And I think you said that to me about five to six years ago. And I said, you know what? Thank you. Thank you. Because, yeah, if you want all this junk in the back, you're going to have to deal with a little bit of my stomach. So leave me be. Leave me be.

42:32Paige DeSorbo: But with that said, like Rebecca Black is one of those people. I hate when people say you can't go somewhere because of like what your path was to get there like Addison Rae's from Louisiana obviously she wasn't doing cool indie films in you know the Lower East Side to like become where she is and I hate when people are like no you can't get there unless you've done this path that's called gatekeeping and it's like similar to me like I was in reality tv to now stand up and people can judge like how you got there instead of it's also it's kind of similar to how people hate nepo

43:08Hannah Berner: babies it's like well what do you want them to do just like not exist like do you want them to just be like you're right my parents are famous so i should just never do anything like what do you

43:16Paige DeSorbo: want them to do when you see like an amazing like for example trinity rodman is this is like getting into sports um tea but she's dating ben shelton who's like the hottest american tennis guy right now trini rodman hot um soccer girl crushing it her dad's her dad's dennis rodman as she should be the most athletic girl i want that's what i want to see i want to see her dunk on bitches playing soccer um she comes from that elk i yeah i don't like when nipple babies are just like it

43:51Hannah Berner: actually was a disadvantage well i think like one of my biggest pet peeves is and i feel like i've been like this since I was little is wasted potential like I would see like my like my other girlfriends who were like better at things that I wasn't good at like athletics yeah and like they would just maybe like not do it or like not want to do and I and I would just be like what are you talking about you're so good like why would you not do this I hate wasted potential so when I see someone who has been born with a leg up already and doesn't take advantage of it I'm like what are you doing so like when i see like trust fund kids who like their parents have the most money in the world and they literally have never had a job i'm like you're a waste you're a waste like

44:39Paige DeSorbo: do something start a charity but it's also like do you guys wish addison ray was a nebo baby would that make more sense for you for her to become a pop star if her parents were pop stars like how is the right way to get somewhere also you don't know what you want to be so it's like sorry I didn't know what I wanted to be and I ended up on a reality show and then the universe was like

44:58Hannah Berner: that's not what you're meant to do my parents were rich and famous you guys would I would I just I don't even know I would be insufferable if my dad had bigger hands I would be in the WNBA

45:12Paige DeSorbo: but unfortunately he does it but he's very funny and very nice and has and very brave he's a really nice guy he's athletic he's athletic but he's only about six feet okay um so anyway i think rebecca black is really like fashion forward and cool and people for whatever reason are like hesitant to get into it um but i think she might pop off pop off soon but yeah people love an origin story to be but like they like to control the origin story of people like it has to be a certain kind of come up like if you came up from like you know like being homeless they're like that's amazing but if you're homeless and a tiktoker they're like

45:54Paige DeSorbo: they did tiktoks they did tiktoks they're not we can take them seriously so true like remember

45:59Hannah Berner: when the tiktokers got on snl and people were like livid it's like oh my god i woke up and i

46:08Paige DeSorbo: thought me and you got kicked off of snl literally i was like did i get fired also So actually, let's be so honest. I'd be fired.

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50:55Hannah Berner: Okay, you guys know I live for just doing the thing, not overthinking it. Like, why do we need to spend so much time playing it safe and staying inside our comfortable little bubbles? Honestly, the absolute best parts of life happen when you just follow your heart and take a little risk. Like, imagine going to Europe, getting a little lost down some gorgeous cobblestone alley and trying to order an espresso in a language you don't even know. It's fine. That kind of vulnerability is literally how you grow and actually figure out who you are.

51:24Paige DeSorbo: And that's what you're doing right now. Flew Delta Airlines all the way to Capri. The vibe on the Delta flights to go to Europe are so chic, elevated. It just makes you feel like a little princess. And I got my Delta headphones and I'm watching my movies. I also think it's so important to travel and Delta takes care of you during the travel so that you can grow and learn about new cultures and just experience new things. We can't just stay in our bedroom all the time, even though it's comfortable. And when I travel, I just learned that the world that no one cares and like the world is just so much bigger than you.

52:01Paige DeSorbo: And that's comforting. It gives you perspective. Yes. So traveling is the ultimate way to experience a major personal growth and just see what happens. step outside your comfort zone this summer and fly with delta airlines honestly they completely change the game for european travel and make the whole journey feel so elevated and special from the second you board go book your next great chapter right now at delta.com also with the fall upon us you guys i just want you to raise awareness it is fantasy football time

52:31Hannah Berner: oh yeah page has shoot last year i said i was gonna do it with you this year and then i literally

52:39Paige DeSorbo: I think next year we do it with the gigglers. We have to do it with the gigglers.

52:44Hannah Berner: The day got away from you. The day got away from me with fantasy. I also don't care.

52:50Paige DeSorbo: Des is like you. Des doesn't support it. I'll be in a bad mood and he's like, what's wrong? Thinking there's something serious. And I'm like, my fucking money back got injured.

52:59Hannah Berner: There's so many. It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. It's so much.

53:02Paige DeSorbo: It is. It's distracting me from real life.

53:07Hannah Berner: that's what it is it's a lot um wait I was just gonna say something oh when you were talking about what's her name Rebecca Black Rebecca Black I'm obsessed with young Holly here's one thing we do have to say though because like fame I feel like it's so different these days like we grew up where it was very clear there were a b c list now it's like kind of jumbled because there's like tiktokers influencers they're at these award shows whatever the circle of like young hollywood that is still i feel like very close-knit but even so there's some influencers in there yeah specifically olivia jade being seen with like glenn powell but then but olivia jade is connected to a-list actor connected to a-list a-list celebrities but then she kind of popped off on her own for her youtube channel then obviously she had that whole scandal the whole thing she was seen out with glenn powell a couple days ago then seen with jacob alorty who she previously was dating they said they they broke up i feel like he saw that she was out with someone else and was like no no no you're not like going out with someone else then emily radikowski being seen out with austin butler zoe kravitz being seen with harry styles but she'd been linked to austin but like i'm just upset i

54:27Paige DeSorbo: have a hot take yeah when i saw harry styles and zoe kravitz out together i heart of hearts i was like they've dated before they haven't but it's giving i've seen this before like i have a feeling

54:46Hannah Berner: that like in 20 years i'm gonna say yeah that zoe kravitz and harry styles daughter like she's so like think of her parents they're so cool like i could see my daughter being obsessed with yes zoe kravitz and harry style's daughter but this is the thing i it's like a formula where i'm like i swear they've dated before i've seen this before they haven't but it's like some it moves around

55:12Paige DeSorbo: like that but again it's kind of like it's kind of like high school where it's like oh like yeah the cool girl was done dating it's a boarding school it's a boarding school like and that's how they like make each other jealous is by going to be seen on like a page six thing um but yeah i was i guess it was emily radikowski that was with i don't know why i tried to say her full name emrata yeah who was with harry that i was getting confused with yes um but i just swore i was like this is an ai couple i've seen it before speaking of ai yeah japan is making ai robot pets no and this is my thing they're not going to have an aura they're not going to have a colored aura but they're saying that you can like you can connect to it and you can train it and it could like that's so stupid there's there's a ton

56:06Hannah Berner: of cats and here's some diseases yeah no i don't need no absolutely not i don't need it you would have laughed so hard um i feel like we haven't seen each other in so long because i've like seen

56:20Paige DeSorbo: other people i was talking i was talking to this guy and i asked him what he did um we were doing like i was doing stand up they get mad they get mad when you do that so he goes yeah i'm in um apparel and i was like so you're in fashion yeah he was like no i'm in apparel and i go you're in fashion say what apparel that's men trying not to be what kind of apparel and he was like sweaters and i'm like you're in fashion there's literally a whole devil wears prada scene

56:57Hannah Berner: dedicated to picking out sweaters you're in fashion you're in fashion um and then

57:07Paige DeSorbo: i was talking to a girl who said she was a dj and i'm like obsessed with female dgs dj disc jockeys disc jockeys um i'm dj dash hound that's what dj sounds that's what dj stands for that's crazy what chill out literally calm the fuck down it's giving like it's not music it's a

57:31Hannah Berner: sport um it's giving did you hear what i said i don't know i'm dj i'm dj dashound yeah i think that actually so i was like late night people call you dj dachshund

57:46Paige DeSorbo: once i have a dirty chai latte i'm dj

57:50Hannah Berner: like you start your set as dj dash out and then it gets like

57:56Paige DeSorbo: when the beat drops so i was thinking about like men just shouldn't be djs because tell me tell me if i'm wrong tell me if i'm wrong have you ever been in a car and told a man to take the ox yeah were they straight yeah well here and you want to know

58:22Hannah Berner: what it has nothing to do with them classic and everything to do with me oh because you were like make them feel like they're in control no it's more like i have i don't care and i like i don't

58:36Paige DeSorbo: want the pressure when you care and you're with like a bunch of guys and girls and you want the vibes to be right yeah and you want the girls to like feel good you give it to a girl

58:49Hannah Berner: i go play this all the girls will come in on spotify my angry woman playlist is popping i'm

58:58Paige DeSorbo: not gonna call myself a dj but i'm not not a dj for putting together a playlist um okay i guess there are some guys that like will take the ox but they always have to be like have you heard this one have you heard this band yeah and you have to be like no let me listen and then you like listen to it and you're like no that was really good and they're like you're really cool i like you do you want to hear something really embarrassing yeah you know like my running list of things i want

59:22Hannah Berner: in a guy that i've had since i was like 21 yeah i know for a fact even though i haven't looked at that list I feel like honestly probably in like two years I know for a fact that on that list is someone who shows me cool new music you are stunted at 16 honestly one of the reasons I got off reality tv I was like I'm not emotionally growing

59:50Paige DeSorbo: no you're really not they don't factor into your character emotional growth on reality tv they want you to like change what you're doing but not actually learn from anything

1:00:00Hannah Berner: truly i was like guys i have to evolve they were like no no keep dating horrible men and show us

1:00:07Paige DeSorbo: i'm like i can't des shows me like movies from the 80s or you know how like you'll see an actor and they're just famous so you don't know what they're famous for like you're like oh jack nicholson he's famous what was his movie that made him des will be like you gotta watch this

1:00:23Hannah Berner: and I'm like oh my god that's how everyone wait but that is one way I love feeling better than people I'm like you didn't see their breakout role you don't know what their breakout role is

1:00:32Paige DeSorbo: see I'm that person that feels I oh my god did you see the movie what do you say when you don't see the movie you could go two ways you could lie and be like yeah I saw it and it kind of shuts them up but then potentially they'll be like what was your favorite scene which is a crazy thing to

1:00:47Hannah Berner: ask I tell the truth and I'm just like no never seen it like oh my god gotta add it to my list I guess because then it gets them talking and then I can shut the fuck up and figure out how

1:00:56Paige DeSorbo: to get away see I feel like it depends on the person like sometimes I don't want them to keep talking and they'll be like have you seen this and I'm like oh my god yeah but if yeah because if I say no then they'll be like what you'll have a oh I feel like I do it all the time with Bradley

1:01:13Hannah Berner: Cooper I'm like do you even know his first movie and like really what made him a breakout star what was it his first movie was wedding crashers but the hangover was i was gonna say the hangover

1:01:24Paige DeSorbo: was where he was like the star it's so interesting as how his career evolved going back to when i said how people like grow if some people start in comedies people will be like they can't act

1:01:37Hannah Berner: seriously yeah where then it's like you get typecasted yeah where it's like okay just because

1:01:42Paige DeSorbo: they got in that way arguably they're more talented because they could do funny and serious like adam sandler when he did um uncut gems people were like it's fucking amazing this is crazy that he can act like a stressed out jewish guy and i'm like that is him at his core he can of course he

1:02:00Hannah Berner: can do that being anyway whenever i think of people being typecast i always think of the harry potter people wow because they never they i feel like they were very vocal about like not wanting to get typecast and then they literally i feel like didn't like you don't remember you don't you couldn't name something off the top of your head that was like another really big role for them that's not harry potter but i also am like how sick though that's how you're known that's like

1:02:30Paige DeSorbo: well it's like musicians that get have the biggest song ever and then they start to hate that song because it's the only song they sang but emma watson did do bell in emma watson is the only one

1:02:44Hannah Berner: that i would say yes she's done went on to do the most i want to see more stuff from her but also i like and i'm talking like the three of them not like yeah like obviously draco malfoy i think they were like massive actors and that maggie smith is in that like you know i also feel bad

1:03:01Paige DeSorbo: whenever I say like oh I want Rihanna to come up with it I realize like let women rest let women rest like Emma Watson do more rest let her rest I'm never someone that's like when is Rihanna putting music out let her let her sit and chill 100 % um I also have one other story from this weekend I flew into Sacramento I haven't been to Sacramento in forever maybe oh with you I was but i walk into the hotel and i see a bunch of like cool dressed dudes and i'm like something's happening here do the police know about this no but like they were like like good sneakers all the men are wearing watches that's not a good sign i'm like something's happening but there was like one girl with them so of course i'm like are you okay i'm just kidding there's one girl and i'm i was immediately interested like who are these guys corner of my eye i'm like that's taiga okay if you don't know taiga is yeah read a book most most famously kylie jenner's ex yeah um incredible musician so i get in the elevator and i look like shit like i just came from the airport and the girl looks over to me i was like hey i love your podcast so I'm and I'm whenever I notice someone who's famous I like can't acknowledge them like I'll acknowledge everyone else but them because I feel like I'm being like polite but yeah but then I realized like you're kind of being rude that you're ignoring them but I was like oh my god thank you and she's like why are you here and this is just a quick elevator ride and I'm and everyone's listening so it's kind of awkward and these guys are like cool and I was like oh look I have a show around the corner what do you what are you up to and she's like oh we have a show too i'm like cool and they're like we're here for lil wayne now when i tell you guys i don't get excited about a lot of things yeah a vocal gasp came i go like lil wayne raised me lil rain got lil wayne got me through my hardest tennis practices lil wayne brought me up when i was down when i was crying on the bedroom floor like and if you've been there for everything if or somehow it hasn't crossed your desk like like his lyrics his he'd do like he'd do like rock he would do hip-hop he could do anything he's he's different i actually got yeah and she sees my reaction and she's like do you want to come tonight so like i had a show and then he was obviously gonna he's performing later like a couple blocks and i was like the oh the elevator door is opening and i just look at her and like i don't even know if she knows my name and i just go yes uh dm me yeah so the whole rest of the day i'm checking my dm for this dm no dm nothing silence so then i start the show and i'm like hey guys i know little wayne has a concert tonight too this is gonna be very similar but i just have to say i think i have to make my way little wayne is on tour i mean you're

1:06:12Hannah Berner: both performers you're both performing your craft if he needs an opener right if i feel like he would be a rapper that would have like comedians open for him yeah or at least like this one thing

1:06:28Paige DeSorbo: though i feel like musicians have like groupies like people hanging around where like i show up to a venue they're like is there anyone with you and i'm like no thanks for reminding me

1:06:37Hannah Berner: yeah like i feel like in high school my friends were always trying to hang out with like third eye blind or something i'm like guys what are we doing like we're 16 like where are we trying to

1:06:46Paige DeSorbo: get on this bus i feel like the gigglers are like hannah needs rest like the gigglers don't even ask for me to go out with them anymore um so anyway i almost performed a little way in this weekend

1:06:56Hannah Berner: Speaking of going out This weekend was some of my best Irish exiting I've ever done Can you give the strategies to the gigglers? It's just when you feel that overwhelming feeling When I feel that feeling of like I could go I mentally have 35 seconds to get out

1:07:14Paige DeSorbo: You have 30 minutes

1:07:16Hannah Berner: I gotta go Do you make eye contact? No

1:07:20Paige DeSorbo: See that's where I fuck up

1:07:22Hannah Berner: I say nothing to no one

1:07:25Paige DeSorbo: someone told me that I'm like very warm and approachable and I think that that's why I have that's my downfall in this life and that's your problem right there that is if there's an uber driver he's like she wants to talk to uber drivers talk to you see it's the energy you give off I I have to give more like sour.

1:07:50Hannah Berner: Yeah, I think it's my face. I think it's my face because I actually met a lot of people this weekend, a lot of moms. And this is such a mom thing to say. I met a lot of moms that said, wow, you're just as pretty on the inside. And I was like, oh, that is so nice. Thank you. So I think it is my face because like if you do come up to me like I am going to be nice. But yeah, think twice.

1:08:15Paige DeSorbo: you know do i really want to be here and do you want to be here see i think i have kind eyes but i also do people come up to me since i'm like 21 people will come up to me for directions yeah but then i i was in san francisco and you're are you familiar with waymos i am here yes so they're self-driving cars which where were you when i was taking my driver's license right right but at first i was like freaked out by them but then someone told me like when they drive in a waymo in the passenger seat like at night sometimes i think it girls feel weird sometimes with an uber driver late at night you've had weird experiences when you get in a waymo you're at peace you can rock out to whatever music and isn't that so sad i know but i'm actually like now I'm leaning pro Waymo because I'm like the girls feel safe and they said also like you really they said you realize how bad human drivers are when you're in a Waymo like every stop is like super peaceful well we'll never get them here why is it because New York City is just way too hard

1:09:25Hannah Berner: to navigate true like traffic and just like we got I told you I was when I was driving with Grace

1:09:33Paige DeSorbo: in like midtown i was like on my phone obviously not paying attention to the driving even though i had a test coming up and i realized like we hadn't moved in like 20 minutes and i look up and i realized she just hasn't taken the turn yet and i'm like bulldoze these people get ahead you like if you don't go the the crowd just goes like they're like kill 50 of us no you won't and i'm like you gotta push you gotta be like aggressive in new york to get what's crazy being a woman

1:10:00Hannah Berner: is that there are so many times during the day that you have to think about your safety that like a guy just like never has to think about it no and I saw a thing that it was like oh uber is now offering like you can pick a female driver and in my head like a guy no yeah like you can pick like have a girl be your driver and I'm most nervous because like I don't stay out the way I used to in my 20s where like I would be coming home at like 4 a.m which thinking about it now oh my god the amount of times I could have been taken then but now I feel like the like if I'm up super early to go to the airport at like 4 30 or 5 o 'clock is when I'm most nervous to get in an uber I don't know why but like I saw the thing where it was like you can pick a girl and my stomach sank because I was like girls also get you into sex trafficking though like if any like They can also buddy up to you and then be the one that leads you to sex trafficking.

1:10:59Hannah Berner: So yeah, I love that they're trying to come up with solutions to men just being, they know that the men are automatically going to do something fucked up to you. It's like, oh, you can also have a girl. But now we're at the point where we're like, how about no humans?

1:11:12Paige DeSorbo: How about none of them? I love how they offered you a girl and you go, something's up. Because you know who made that decision? A man is in charge of Uber. so i don't trust the decision making process and i'm like i don't know if she wants to be doing this um but my number one thing with waymo is i realized no one's gonna talk to you

1:11:33Hannah Berner: and it could be a super peaceful drive what if you have a problem like is there a customer service what if he what if it the car just stops i i actually have no idea i've never driven in a waymo yeah like what is the what is the like so i i was like what if you do get in an accident and

1:11:52Paige DeSorbo: someone was like yeah if someone gets in an accident with waymo like that's on you baby like you're a bad driver is what they told me i'm just repeating what people told me i'm probably gonna get messages people like people being like waymo is really bad for things and i'll i'll

1:12:05Hannah Berner: apologize definitely really probably bad for the environment right i don't know if they're electric

1:12:10Paige DeSorbo: or not anyway we've we've lost the fucking plot um thank you for giggling with us i'm announcing my new tour dates all the new places and then next this weekend i'm gonna be in okay it's not

1:12:25Hannah Berner: norfolk it's norfuck apparently norfolk virginia no norfolk virginia i think it's not fuck i feel like i've actually been trapped in norfolk virginia before because my plane didn't want to take off and actually spend the night one time in norfolk virginia anyway i'll see you guys there

1:12:44Paige DeSorbo: um page daphne came out with like the cutest dress daphne came out with the cutest dress and

1:12:51Hannah Berner: we're actually doing our fall campaign this weekend my mom and dad are coming in so sweet like we're going on location i feel like a real adult where are you going we're going upstate to this like hotel i was like looking for all these hotels upstate that had like a certain vibe and then i found this one and it's just gonna be so cute i'm so excited i'm literally i'm

1:13:12Paige DeSorbo: obsessed i love upstate in the fall it's the best thing ever yeah everyone have an amazing week we love you good night yeah we couldn't do this one without duncan thank you for fueling the fun

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