Giggling about cult leaders, clowns, and crosswords

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2:25Hannah Berner: I mean, the day just got away from me.

2:29Paige DeSorbo: Hello, my girls, girls, gigglers. I can't stop saying it still, even though it's been a long time. Together, let's go.

2:36Hannah Berner: Do you know that that is the accent that I do with my brother's fiance? Like, we only talk to each other in, like, a British accent, but it's a British accent during, like, the 1500s, and we are like just so niche we eat porridge i love those friendships except when you have to speak normally you feel super weird no we can't she got engaged and i was like congratulations amanda congratulations girls girl oh god i have to say we have some we have new gigglers we do

3:14Paige DeSorbo: i feel like every week i'm getting messages hi i'm a new giggler and they feel like they're not the cut up and stuff well i'm not prepared i have a hair mask in but i just have to say we love you we love the whole giggly community day oneers today right now okay but the gigglers are so fucking nice to each other in the comments like i the giggly community is just why are they

3:38Hannah Berner: the best girls on the planet you're like one braid away in your hair from being a cult leader no i think as i think of a past life i was if you said that with a flower crown on i'd be terrified

3:54Paige DeSorbo: and then i'm like no stop talking to your families and come live with us on a you're like whether you

3:59Hannah Berner: started yesterday or you've been with us for six years this is why you're my best friend because

4:06Paige DeSorbo: i was trying to have like an earnest beautiful moment and you know i know you sound insane you're like you sound crazy i'm gonna have to cut you off you look like a clown okay

4:18Hannah Berner: these bitches don't care there's a girl right now on her way to work being like i don't give a fuck

4:28Paige DeSorbo: i'm trying to bring love and light to the community and you're like we're scorpios shut

4:33Hannah Berner: the fuck up wait i will say if you are a new giggler typically we're in a studio and like the vibe is a little different but i will say during the summer i do love when we go virtual because like for instance i online shopped all morning oh i thought you could say you online

4:51Paige DeSorbo: shop during the pod i'm like okay keep that to yourself but if i could multitask it's over for

4:56Hannah Berner: you i'm doing a hair mask like i'm gonna do my laser hair removal when we hang up i think that

5:04Paige DeSorbo: the virtual vibes are not better or worse they're just different and sometimes they're like crazier well because we're in the comfort of our home exactly there's a comfortability about it it's very cozy we're really on a facetime with everyone we're in pajamas speaking of small talk yeah you know i hate small talk except around people who don't want to talk to me like if the person's shy then i'm like okay now i need you to love me so i went to get blood drawn quest diagnostics not sponsored um drove there 15 minutes literally left my husband i said might be the last time you see me but hold on wait does quest diagnostics have any competitor i've never been anytime i've

5:55Hannah Berner: ever needed blood i've never gone anywhere but a quest diagnostics all i know is yeah like i i

6:01Paige DeSorbo: tried to get some tests for something and then i got i keep getting sent to quest diagnostics walked in no one was there what are you getting tested for well i an out i wanted to get tests for food something you didn't even tell me oh we have to draw blood together what kind of cult are

6:19Hannah Berner: you trying to create no but usually something as big as that you would say to me like i'm gonna go and like try this out and like see you never make health decisions and don't at least i was like

6:32Paige DeSorbo: bored and booked it and forgot and then saw i had a notification today and it's like 10 you know i like things that are close by it's 10 minutes away right it was in someone's basement like but i don't i've only driven like i don't drive highways you do short distances i do short distances and it was 10 minutes no like 15 minutes away and i was like and des was busy and i was like i feel like i should drive and he's like yeah can you do this do you feel ready and i was like i think i just need to i need to take a shot at life so i drove i was blasting little wayne being crazy okay probably not the safest definitely not no but it was getting me like focused and pumped up and then i was like am i the king of the world like the way your ego gets so big when you're in the car yeah with a good song and you're just like wait till you pull like

7:23Hannah Berner: one good move and like someone's in the passenger seat or the back seat and they're like wow that was really good you're it's an insane ego i don't let people drive in the back seat with me that's

7:35Paige DeSorbo: I like care about I care okay perfect I'm a solo dolo right now so no I get to my quest diagnostic safe yeah and the ladies she hates me like I walk in and she's not even making eye contact like I was like hi and she did I don't think she even responded and I was like damn but then it was like quiet a little too long and I was like I need to figure her out and she has all these photos of

7:57Hannah Berner: her family and this one like beautiful dog it's like the secretary behind like the glass partition no this is the lady taking my blood oh okay oh we're in there now we're in there but in the

8:10Paige DeSorbo: office i guess she has all these photos okay so i'm like this is gonna get her i know she's gonna love this and i go your dog is really beautiful she looks at me and she bursts into tears she goes my dog as of the last two days is sick and i've been non-stop crying because my baby i I don't know if I have to put him down. She goes on a whole like 10 minute crying, like tears coming down her face. And I'm sitting there. This is my worst nightmare. And I'm cornered. She has a needle to my face crying at me. And this is just a day in my life. This is just me trying to be kind to another human. This is how the universe rewards me.

8:52Paige DeSorbo: This is so something that would happen to you. And then obviously I wanted information like how long do I have to wait? But I couldn't really get out of the like. Anything. you were done i can't be like by the way how enough about your fucking dog how long until i get my um food allergy results what kind of what kind of dog you're like speaking of treats um what am i allergic to bitch no but like i hope i hope it made her feel better to like let it out but i did not see that coming what kind of dog it was like a beautiful gray pit bull um and I was like yeah we foster sometimes and she's like I don't want a new one I want my baby I was like I have to know

9:38Hannah Berner: I don't know see when I'm in those situations do you want to know what my go to is your nails look really good

9:47Paige DeSorbo: girls love that

9:48Hannah Berner: I always say to someone your nails look really good and girls are like thanks I like actually like I have to get them done or I just go with your hair looks really healthy oh if someone hits me with a hair your hair looks really healthy or your skin looks really hydrated oh i'll put you in my will those are real girls go yeah those are some that's like okay we're on

10:12Paige DeSorbo: common ground here you're you would actually i say that people love and by the way i only say

10:17Hannah Berner: it when it's true i go your pores are really small wow you've never once told me my pores are small your pores are actually small i'd kill for someone to say that to me okay next time you're

10:32Paige DeSorbo: in a mood i'll bring it out yeah yeah bring whip that out put that write that down but i feel like when i'm with people it's it's a beautiful energy where people like to open up to me but um recently we went on a group dinner where like it was this like omakase thing with my brother and his wife where one of us was going to be sitting next to strangers oh yeah so my brother's wife the kindest sweetest beautiful person in the world rusty bitch face yes and i said we're gonna put her there so because she's gonna be a wall no one's gonna mess with her and she doesn't

11:10Hannah Berner: she's if someone asked her a question she'd be so warm but she's a nurse like she's so nice she's

11:17Paige DeSorbo: so nice yeah like nurses they're like you're like do i want to bother them with this i don't know but if i was there then next thing you know we'd be going into astrology it would be like a whole

11:29Hannah Berner: thing you'd be having omakase together with another family yeah yes so that was like a

11:37Paige DeSorbo: strategic thing and it really worked and i i told her afterwards and she laughed and she was like i had no idea that was your strategy and i was like well i'll be using you in the future thank you maybe that should be her side business the buffer friend yeah i feel like i could do that yeah but i don't even want to make you work like that yeah thank you because you're so you have

11:57Hannah Berner: too much social anxiety just to get there pressure anxiety sorry i just like chugged a carbonated drink i don't know why i did that now i'm like burping burping something that's come across my desk this week which is like really pissing me off have you seen the javiana kitten heel yes it's been sent to me a lot what do you think about it you know i love it do you love it

12:21Paige DeSorbo: fucking love it and also it means i don't have to paint my big toe and i save 20 on pedicures

12:28Hannah Berner: here's why it's actually annoying me i feel like javianas were like i feel like i had a pair of javianas in seventh grade and then i never thought about them again and then this summer i feel like they were like kind of making a comeback and then they did that which i feel like

12:44Paige DeSorbo: is so crocs coded well i was gonna say i thought it was a croc i thought it was a croc

12:50Hannah Berner: javiana is coming into crocs world yeah and if there's one thing you can believe me about it's my hatred for crocs so when i'm up here defending the croc name i'm being serious with it well you hate copycats i hate just like inauthenticity we already have it yeah that's like inauthentic like do something different so i don't like that but no that has been sent to me like a hundred times and also i think it's ugly and she's ugly oh i have someone to nominate for women of some of the week oh well it has to go past a couple senates oh was there a box that i was supposed

13:35Paige DeSorbo: to like send in to or i can just say but you have to nominate and then i have to agree okay great

13:42Hannah Berner: sorry but i'm hanging out with you've been with a three-year-old i literally was like cool i you're making this up as you go you're making their rules

13:52Paige DeSorbo: i'm treating you like lois treated me hurt people hurt people

13:58Hannah Berner: i'm actually so glad we're not around kids anymore but because we were both around kids like the past couple of weekends and this is the last thing I'm going to say about kids is I really do fear that I'm going to be a mean mom like I really there was a moment where I was like and I

14:16Paige DeSorbo: think I might be a mean mom I fear that when moms are too nice the kids don't come out well well I

14:24Hannah Berner: made something up that a monster comes out of the sand and it eats little girls and boys when they scream so i'd be pretty scared if i were you and then i took a moment and i said i don't have to go this hard i'm gonna pull it back i'm gonna take a step back these aren't my children well my

14:45Paige DeSorbo: parents always did the quiet game that always worked because my brother and i were competitive anyway okay someone i want to nominate for emily shelton why do i why do i know that name she's a

14:57Hannah Berner: 21 year old flight instructor and she landed a plane in the middle of the highway in Florida something that a lot of men have said that they would be able to do she did it wait was it an emergency landing yes she smelled um oil like in the cockpit and so you like here she's like

15:23Paige DeSorbo: radios to them like i think something's wrong she was like that's not a dipty two dipty cue candle

15:29Hannah Berner: we gotta go her tone the whole time calm as a cucumber she was like yep and now i am going to declare an emergency we're not going to make it to the airport i'm right in line with the highway trying to stay away from cars here we go like and then she just does it and she's communicating like

15:46Paige DeSorbo: perfectly yeah perfectly i'm posting my pilot bit i think today because it needs to be talked about from the hulu special um shout out to her a hundred percent woman of stem of the month maybe i knew you were going to concur with that one that was a good one i concur um there's woman of stem of the week also is this young girl who to make money on the side of the road she created a petting zoo and you have to pay to pet and it's just her dog like in offense stop so you have to pay to pet the dog and i was like genius genius fucking genius also win the stem of the week third place someone said that to not cry while chopping an onion you just have to put olive oil

16:35Hannah Berner: on the knife but it hasn't been tested i'm gonna test it i i feel like our italian grandmas would

16:41Paige DeSorbo: have known that by now but maybe it just never crossed their desk in that way definitely been

16:46Hannah Berner: in a situation where olive oil was on the knife.

16:48Paige DeSorbo: No, for sure. So I wonder why they haven't told me that yet. So we'll get to the bottom of that in our own Italian FBI agents.

16:58Hannah Berner: Actually, one thing I have been doing this summer, I feel like is cooking more. Like wanting to... Well, let me bring that back. And the trad wife rumors begin. Well, I've been reading Yesteryear, which is like basically about trad wives. I didn't realize it. I bought Yesteryear. okay I actually okay I actually wasn't aware that it was like a not I don't know would you classify it as a thriller but it's like she's living her life and then she goes back and she wakes up and all of a sudden it's like 1800s so it's a historical time piece you love a period piece I know but I don't know if I love reading it and I could say that for a lot of things in my life do you not like the book or do you not like reading i don't like the book i don't think i don't think i like the book don't try and trick me you literally malfunctioned for like three seconds no because i do like reading wait oh my god this isn't even like a crazy thing so the other day you know how i texted you because it was a really good manifestation day so sometimes when i when i know that it's like a good manifestation day and because tiktok told me okay i was gonna ask where you figured it out like obviously you can watch videos and they're like you should do these 12 steps and it's like eat a lemon under a full moon and then throw it out your back window it's like okay whatever drink moon juice it's like money chill out the the one thing I do do is like write down all the things I want to manifest or like write a letter to my future self of the things I want to manifest the other day I woke up and I said why don't I live today in like how I want to live in the future and you want to know what I did absolutely fucking nothing absolutely nothing I woke up and I was very present I said and in the future I'll wake up leisurely do my skincare have coffee outside put my bathing suit on lay by a pool and like all day I was like do whatever I was doing I was like and now it's time for me to read because I live a life leisure leisure is like the word you have to like repeat

19:22Paige DeSorbo: yourself leisure leisure leisure so she then i thought to myself i have a podcast where i tell

19:29Hannah Berner: millions of girls to get out there and work no but it's after like working once you accomplish like certain things it's like how do you want to live your life well i find manifestation lists

19:44Paige DeSorbo: help you also be realize what you have like when you're trying to think of like what you want what's important and what's not like yeah like you're like i want a happy healthy family and then you're like oh it's nice but i think it's cool to just reflect i also found an old manifestation list yeah i just don't know what actual date it was because it was like iconic it was i think it was

20:09Hannah Berner: right after i got fired and it literally was like yeah do a late night set on jimmy fallon

20:15Paige DeSorbo: get a netflix special like hit a million of followers on tiktok which are all like stupid things but at the time i was like not close to any of it yeah and i never even checked it again

20:27Hannah Berner: i just checked it recently and i was like you go girl yeah that's how i feel sometimes when i look back at like my psychic readings do you look back at them yeah well i usually record them so sometimes like if i'm bored i will go back and like re-listen to like certain parts just to see if any of it happened and sometimes i'm like oh my god i forgot she even said that this is a

20:53Paige DeSorbo: perfect perfect segue for a mental health moment of the week hell yeah um i i want to give credit i forget who it was but it's a was it a it's a girl on something obviously yeah and she narrow that down and she said to help you with your inner voice you know when you feel like your inner voice is you but it's really not it's like a bad evil voice yeah to disassociate from that voice and be like that's not me give the voice a man name so next time like a hater like you're hating on

21:28Hannah Berner: yourself or being mean just be like doug shut the fuck up oh my god i feel like i would have to name mind something with a p peter peter actually peter you've gained a couple pounds okay

21:48peter i make 70 cents on the dollar you fucking work peter peter you live rent-free because it's

21:55Paige DeSorbo: true like if your friend says it's you you're like okay they make a good point but if a man says it to you you're like shut up shut up

22:05Hannah Berner: wait that's so true Hannah like my dad could say something to me and I'm like you don't even know what you're talking about I'm like what and then my mom could say yeah and I'm like

22:17Paige DeSorbo: you're on to something go listen to a red pill podcast telling me negative things who do you think you are but it's true what there was a time where I thought every thought in my head was like this whisper of like truth that I had to follow and once you know you can ignore it you're suddenly like oh I could just like float around in leisure.

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26:32Hannah Berner: Save 25 % on your first month at ritual.com slash giggly. that's ritual.com slash giggly for 25 off your first month okay i saw this thing on tiktok and it was a comment it wasn't even like so i don't know if this is a thing that gen z like made up and is talking about or if this was just a random girl having an amazing thought it was like a video of two guys probably like freshmen in college maybe be like seniors in high school and you know how girls are criticized for everything but specifically a lot of women and girls are criticized for their voices like have you ever heard like oh my god her vocal fry like i hate you know or like she talks like a valley girl or whatever some girl commented and was just like frat sent like accent like frac sent and I was like oh my god yeah do you know how many men I know that talk the same but I've never been able to say me and one of my girlfriends actually would say that like there were certain men that we would meet and they'd have the same type of voice and we knew that they were like evil because they all had the same voice and it was a frack scent but we didn't know it then and i i just think it's perfect i think more men should be criticized not that feminism is about equal hate but it is but like they never get criticized

28:04Paige DeSorbo: for that well they will criticize women for saying like too much right then i've noticed at least like in years past especially in like the male comedy scene they love saying dude so like at the end of a sentence they say dude in the beginning of a sentence they say dude like it's their filler word to the point that i'm like i'm trying to listen to jokes and people are just like dude so then i was a dude yeah yeah i'm like dude are you really doing that dude and it was so much dude but you they become unaware of it because they say it so much where i'm like what's with

28:35Hannah Berner: all the dudes right right right no that's so true just raising awareness sorry i was actually just

28:42Paige DeSorbo: like throwing it out there fried cents are so real though and then also there's guys who get out of the frat scent but then they see a guy who is giving frat and then they go right back

28:52Hannah Berner: into their old selves and they're like bro bro chug one thing that i've realized throughout my life in dating and i think it's a really important trait and i didn't learn it until very later in my 20s even like really more in my early 30s when you meet a guy and you are put in different situations with him whether it's with his friends your friends family whatever or maybe people you don't know men that change their personality based on where they are like is a really big red flag and you could argue like oh well yeah everyone kind of does that a little bit but you have to find a man that you know they're sick like their demeanor and their character is going to be the same no matter what room they walk into i dated a guy and dating is a strong word

29:47Paige DeSorbo: but like he was so chasing me like being so suave and sweet and saying all the right things and i swear to god his mom called and he was like what the fuck do you want and i was like like he's what's fucking puncher grandma like he was so mean to his mom and i was like oh that's always gonna speak to me the second i have sex with him like while i'm still in bed he's

30:14Hannah Berner: he's cursing me out no that like i dated this one guy who when we hung out with this two specific people i loved who he was like with these oh oh so it's a positive thing you were

30:27Paige DeSorbo: Like with them, he was a better person. Maybe he should have dated them because he became a better person with them.

30:33Hannah Berner: I was like, why are you such a cool, good person around these people? And you're not like this all the time. Anyway, I don't know how we got there.

30:43Paige DeSorbo: Wait, do you want to get really pissed at a man right now?

30:46Hannah Berner: What time is it? Do you have the capacity? Yep, I do.

30:52Paige DeSorbo: You have to schedule it in. What takes up so much time? have anything for about an hour i can fit it in okay so there's i was doing the new york times crossword puzzle i love that about you and but i'm really bad at it so like okay i had to cheat um but every monday i try and i always get it down to like the last two and i can't get it how do you cheat you just google it yeah but like i don't tell people i won i just you just say you did it okay i just say thank you for being honest and open with us about it i didn't win i cheated so there's an emperor and it's a four-letter word it's emperor narrow so i googled like emperor four-letter word whatever people that aren't cheating

31:32Hannah Berner: are nerds because who's that hell sorry sorry that i had friends in high school

31:44Paige DeSorbo: no and then it's like tons of 80s references so des is good at it but i digress i was like can we do a pop culture one wait we were in the times crossword puzzle once remember

31:54Hannah Berner: that i think it was like the pop culture one oh those pitches i didn't know there was different

32:00Paige DeSorbo: ones whatever okay keep going so you're doing nero yeah nero so like it comes up his name and all these facts about him and like so i just give it a quick look see this man this man made them move the olympics because like i feel like he was like i don't know 1600 1700 1800 i don't fucking know he made them move the olympics because he was traveling so that he could be there and then for him to compete in a ton of competitions that they had to give him gold and they gave him gold and all the competitions then when he died they took his name off all the winning lists and i'm like that's literally leaders today like wait if they could they would no like this is sick in the head like this is so sick and someone on his team was like yeah we're gonna have to just give him the gold is that okay he's threatening to to take down the entire society if you don't so can we just give him like a gold medal let him walk around a little gold star you want to know what

33:02Hannah Berner: pisses me off about that is like the girls of that age they didn't even have the appropriate jargon like they couldn't be like okay this gaslighting motherfucker is winning all the gold

33:14Paige DeSorbo: old instagrams of like stuff they used to say like giggle mug and stuff everyone sends that to us they definitely had a word for it back then and i want to know what they called them what you know his wife was exhausted she was like oh my god congrats babe yeah congrats also these people have been training their whole lives to like do swords or whatever the fuck people did in the 1700s throw like gold i don't know harry potter shit like also like where did he move it where was it that he moved it he just moved the timing of it he was like it's not gonna work this week

33:50Hannah Berner: so they had to like wait okay diva down though like i think a lot of men back then were just like absolute gay men who had no outlet you know performing that was his performance like think

34:06Paige DeSorbo: about how they really couldn't say shit about it he wanted a podium he needed to stand on a podium with gold diva day and like i kind of love it with great power comes great responsibility

34:19Hannah Berner: you don't need that gold medal like actually give it to me um okay one thing i feel like you know how like when you hear your birthday or like your full name or something that is so you and you're like yeah that's like of course i'm a leo like that's so me i love when those moments happen and I feel like recently I'm getting like like you know when you go on someone's phone and you're like this is I can't work this like I've never seen it before even though you have an iPhone this is how I'm starting to feel when I'm watching other people's TVs I have to now log out of their like Amazon Prime or something and log into mine because I'm like sorry yours is like

35:03Paige DeSorbo: i don't like it like i the algorithm's getting like so specific i just feel like i've isolated

35:12Hannah Berner: too much and like i can only work comfortably if i'm on my own accounts wait i have a hot take yeah i didn't love furious the hulu show you recommended no i know what you're talking about

35:30Paige DeSorbo: what didn't you love about it well i was watching it with des which might have like ruined the experience that's what it is you can't watch things with men it really

35:41Hannah Berner: no i'm not kidding it ruins it because i was watching it from a critical eye

35:46Paige DeSorbo: and i do think the script needs work i think the script needs i think it was a little over

35:51Hannah Berner: explainy okay but we haven't seen emmy rossum in a while and she's like really out there

35:57Paige DeSorbo: she's perfect she's perfect also the the serial killer is perfect i just i didn't i wasn't i just wasn't blown away but it was solid okay and what were does his critiques what did he

36:10Hannah Berner: not like he he hated the whole thing the script he hated how it started out he didn't like their

36:17Paige DeSorbo: like fake funny cop relationships he didn't like fake funny she got beat up by her boyfriend no just like the like they try to do funny back and forth like banter but it like wasn't really

36:33Hannah Berner: funny oh i don't think i picked up on that i think you were on your phone no it's a serious show did we watch the same show when did they try and do banter it's all the back and forth

36:44Paige DeSorbo: and then but like she's perfect she's a star whatever you hated it okay i also only watched one episode yeah you bitch so you're really not even into it so i'm actually not even listening to you yeah everyone scratch hannah's critique of that joan try it well now i feel like i put i put bad energy into the world so anyway i want to watch the first episode of furious and let me

37:08Hannah Berner: know what you think i will say the first like five to ten minutes i actually was like i don't know if i can watch this because sometimes right when they hit you with someone's dead and was murdered I'm actually like oh see I was into that it went down okay oh like you know you're like oh of course

37:24Paige DeSorbo: they're gonna cut to her she cut to her in the office being like what do I do I'm a cop there's so many how FBI men are mean to me you don't use that voice enough i feel i don't think i've ever that's my cop cop in a show voice i don't know it's papers the papers everywhere but emily rossam like she also can sing and i like respect people who can sing because i think she has like a lot of lore i'm not sure what it is though i sense that too from

38:01Hannah Berner: her we have to look that up i'm feeling an energy that's like insane lore see see because i watched shameless not when it was on tv so i wasn't familiar with her until like years years later but i think there's something there we should look it up that's how i want people to talk about me i want them to go hannah burner i feel like there's lore trust me girl they do

38:29Paige DeSorbo: they are anyhow I have to apologize to the academy for last episode I said I was going to help people with the US Open and then I never did what were we going to help them with just like tips and tricks

38:40Hannah Berner: well you don't have time to help them with the US Open because you have to help me with the US Open and getting me a ticket

38:46Paige DeSorbo: tell them what happened today

38:48Hannah Berner: guys no it was freaky no it was really freaky

38:54Paige DeSorbo: down to the exact colors page

38:56Hannah Berner: there were other colorways no I know there were so I'm scrolling my Instagram scrolling my Instagram and I see this like top and I'm like wait that's a really cool top so I click the Instagram I go to the website I'm like I love this top I click through it has a matching skirt I'm like amazing I click the colors I buy it I'm I get the email I'm like wait this is actually a Hannah outfit and I should send this link to Hannah because she should order this this is like a perfect good morning america outfit she's going on a talk show whatever my style so i just send her the link and then i get in the shower because i'm starting my i'm starting my stuff so honestly i forget all

39:37Paige DeSorbo: about it and i was driving so i didn't get it immediately and i'm not at the point where i can navigate and you'll never be there but even i don't like the voice text it doesn't hit the same

39:48Hannah Berner: No, let's just say here and now, do not ever do that. No.

39:52Paige DeSorbo: No texting driving on this pod.

39:53Hannah Berner: There's a couple things Giggly Squad is big in, and it's we don't fool around in cars, and we don't, and nicotine, get a fucking life.

40:01Paige DeSorbo: We don't smoke cigarettes. Yeah. And I'm over it, and I think big cigarettes are behind a lot of these influencers posting, but I digress, continue. You think there's a conspiracy theory there? Yeah, because it's one thing to get caught smoking a cig by a paparazzi,

40:18Hannah Berner: you think big tobacco is doing influencer deals they don't think we're cool enough

40:26Paige DeSorbo: okay glaring big tobacco is trying to get out of the job right now it's like they got us wait what was i just saying you were gonna say what you texted me so i text hannah i come back

40:41Hannah Berner: i open my phone she texts me back she goes page i ordered this outfit and i'm wearing it to the u.s open and in the shower i was like perfect for the u.s open actually for her i literally like

40:53Paige DeSorbo: that's really scary so i'm gonna i'm trying to figure out the date i'll get it okay my one thing i want to say about the u.s open even though things have changed it's gotten a lot more crowded is you can go i believe for free to qualifying week which is like the best week to go because you watch all these amazing qualifying matches these are people fighting for their fucking life like this is intense this is serious stuff like this is passion so what like it's basically challengers if it was good so oh she's shady like la roche on you see la roche fighting with everyone on project him and tyra are gonna i need to catch up him and tyra are two strong personalities yeah is all i'm gonna say and i'm locked in oh yeah so go up to the go to the qualifying week the week before it starts and then you also see all the top people training so they're like playing practice matches and hanging around so that's a super fun time and

41:54Hannah Berner: like the concession is open it's like regular vibes yes my other advice is it's going to be

41:58Paige DeSorbo: fucking hot yeah bring sunscreen bring sunglasses maybe a cute hat i think i have to go at night yeah you like the night one if you get a grounds pass make sure you have comfortable sneakers because you're gonna be walking around try to see matches you want to watch and like get there

42:15Hannah Berner: beforehand um and i would say the outfit vibe is like one of your friends from camp invited you to their grandma's grandma and grandpa's lake house and like what would your day outfit be for that like you're going shopping you're going to lunch like it's very preppy slash you could go nautical with it think like baby shower what would you wear to a baby shower in nantucket i love that

42:47Paige DeSorbo: i also think bright colors though in general are good like reds blues throw in a white it's very american yeah yeah and very classic i think anything classic works it's very polo ralph lauren yes very polo ralph lauren um i really didn't have a lot of advice for the u's open i just wanted to sound like i do but like okay great i feel like that you did a phenomenal job thank you um but we will go we just have to figure it out talk to some people yeah you know my dream is to be asked to sit in a box of one of the players do you know what that means so there's players boxes that's where the coaches and the family sit that's like where the girlfriend said to get in the box it's their closest friends now i don't want to just get into anyone's box because i'm asking for it right but there was like an iconic time where chelsea handler was besties with maria sharpova and she was always in her box and it was like so fucking cool and it was just like girls go like her supporting yeah women and like i've infiltrated the tennis society jesse pagula and madison keys um these are my girls anyway a lot of these girls i'm friends with isla tamlanovich shout out hello emma navarro shout out um those are my girlies and maybe i'll see them at the open but um oh my god yeah i'm gonna stalk them all okay this is you writing

44:15Hannah Berner: in your diary that maybe one day you'll be this is my manifestation but then i don't want them to

44:20Paige DeSorbo: ask me just because i asked for it now i sound like an annoying girlfriend i'm like just do it because you want to do it but like i'm a cheerer like i will be cheering yeah you're you're you're there they invite me and then the next time the coach is like hey can you not be so fucking loud

44:36Hannah Berner: during the match well i think it's interesting in tennis that i feel like it's the only sport where the coach isn't there like right there you can't talk to him during it i think that's like

44:49Paige DeSorbo: the most bizarre thing so what coaching used to be illegal like no coach you can't even like give a hand signal any communication because part of tennis is like once you're on the court it's you versus the opponent and you have to figure it out like a puzzle okay it but then they just like couldn't control the cheating like coaches would like be like if i blink with my right eye hit it to her forehand like right if i touch if i move my hat that means like start coming to net more like they couldn't control it serena williams famously got called for coaching in like a very important match when everyone's like she shouldn't have because everyone cheats with coaching so

45:29Hannah Berner: finally now you can coach i would have been doing full dance like in what world are you gonna tell me that i can't look at i can't look at someone in the crowd you're like i wasn't coaching i was picking my nose and it's like well you keep doing that but also yeah tennis now is like evolving

45:48Paige DeSorbo: so you can coach but like there's only so much you could coach when but that seems like a ridiculous rule they did it for a long time babe a long time you are obsessed with the umpires because you love

46:00Hannah Berner: when they tell everyone to shut the fuck up well because i think they are they command a room and i appreciate that in someone thank you oh that's what you love when they say i love they It sounds so passive aggressive. And I think I like that.

46:17Paige DeSorbo: Yeah. And their job is basically to manage when players lose their mind and keep everyone like calm. I'd be a bad umpire for sure.

46:25Hannah Berner: The second they question me, I'd be like, no, you're right. You're too passionate. Yeah. You'd be way too passionate.

46:30Paige DeSorbo: No, but I want everyone to like me. So I'd be like, girl, you're right. And the other one would be like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm like, babe, love you even more. You're right.

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50:11Paige DeSorbo: Story time. I've been watching eBay Live the past few days to shop some rare finds. Not even bidding at first, just lurking. I saw a Fendi baguette go for an absolute bargain. Then these Levi's denim shorts popped up, and I had to jump in. lost my first auction but then i bid again on the next and won and that winning feeling it's such a rush because you know everyone else wanted it too meanwhile on ebay live you don't just watch the auction you're in it download the ebay app to watch live shop live ebay live things people love what do you think about this tiktok going around about someone was like if you if someone talks shit about you to me i don't want you defending me i want you to pretend you're on their side to get all the tea 100 but this is the thing like me and you no one's gonna come up to us and talk

51:03Hannah Berner: shit about the other one they'd have to be insane it has to be about like an acquaintance yes for peripheral friends i've had multiple people not know that i'm like like know that i know someone but don't know how close I am to that person. So they'll, and they're like kind of close to that person. They'll say a bunch of stuff.

51:25Paige DeSorbo: You're asking followup questions.

51:26Hannah Berner: You put your phone up to them. You're like, what'd you say? I'm like, wait, when did they go there? You're kidding. With who? Well,

51:35Paige DeSorbo: you know, when you realize you're in enemy territory. Yeah. Cause it's like group mentality and you're like, Oh, you guys are all thinking this way about this person. And like,

51:44Hannah Berner: I was actually going to bring this up and I feel like that's a good segue. Have you seen the Lindsay Clancy case that's going on? Okay, I'm getting DMs about it.

51:53Paige DeSorbo: Is there a documentary that I watched?

51:55Hannah Berner: No, I don't think there's a documentary. I think there's one on Amazon. But they're interviewing on the stand all these people. And obviously one of the people is her husband. And so people are watching this case on TV and they're doing all of these conspiracy theories. Well, this is the first time I think I've ever seen people like... and there's millions of conspiracy theories and there's millions of conspiracy theories I feel like about every trial but there are people on TikTok that are getting really mad that people are coming up with conspiracy theories like and there are a lot of people that think like oh the judge is gonna want miraculously randomly just say like we think the husband did it this is over like we have to like accuse him which is not going to happen but also in the same vein like people are noticing certain things and are like that doesn't add up at all like so they're trying

52:52Paige DeSorbo: to some people are trying to get people on the boat of the husband did it yeah is blaming her

52:58Hannah Berner: and like tricked her almost the wildest conspiracy theory is that the husband did it like drugged her ran to like pick up food or ran to a CVS or something to show like on camera like an alibi but that then convinced her she did it like you were in such a psychosis and like you did it because after his children were killed he got a new girlfriend and now it's three years later he's married with a kid did she remember or she's saying I was in a psych I don't remember it She doesn't remember. No, I don't know. She maintains that she was in a psychosis. And also there is a part where the doctors say she fell out the window.

53:48Hannah Berner: She jumped or like fell out of a window. And she's now paralyzed. She's in a wheelchair. Yeah, she killed her kids. And then she went and she jumped out the window and she is paralyzed. It's actually one of, it's so crazy and heartbreaking. Oh my God.

54:06Paige DeSorbo: But you know, the conspiracies like are going with the trend of like when it comes to violence, it's typically the man. So they're like a little trying to make things make sense.

54:17Hannah Berner: Yeah. It's a lot of people trying to make things make sense. The one thing I will say, she has an excellent lawyer, lawyer, regardless. He is just like a very articulate.

54:27Paige DeSorbo: So you're watching clips of it on TikTok or like you're looking at the actual trial online.

54:31Hannah Berner: I'm watching the actual trial like on in different clips.

54:35Paige DeSorbo: Oh, wow. I also think one thing I learned from watching a lot of these kind of documentaries is there's not always a perfect victim. So like a lot of the time it's like I don't like how he or she's reacting or they're not sad enough. They're right. They're too sad. So it's not like there's one way to deal with your whole family like dying. Right. But I'm going to have to look into this and come back on the next pod.

55:01Hannah Berner: I mean, it's awful and it's like so sad, but it is interesting, like the discourse around it.

55:06Paige DeSorbo: On a more positive note. Yeah, let's lighten it up. Some more positive lore is I found out that the Wiggles are fucking each other. They're dating, they're breaking up, they're getting married, they're marrying new people. They're all, there's all kinds of dating lore within the Wiggles community. And they're Australian, so they're all hot. they're all hot and just the australian you know no i love it so much so i have to look into it but like people were married and divorced and still on the show and then now with different people yeah i mean look a work crush is a work crush it doesn't matter if you're a wiggle or you're

55:47Hannah Berner: an accountant it's the reality tv show i think we deserve collectively that is as a society day yes the wiggles a bunch of gay men choreographing during the day and then banging and fighting by night no i think they're straight they're just australian oh then i don't care no wait then i literally don't care

56:11Paige DeSorbo: i don't care still interesting the men and women hooking up wiggle like it's like wiggles love

56:17Hannah Berner: violent there's women on the wiggles yes it's sorry that was so misogynistic of me i've only

56:24Paige DeSorbo: ever seen men originally it was like a couple men but now the wiggles community is like a big community of like men and women oh but i don't care if i don't care and when it was all gay men

56:38Hannah Berner: i'm in i'm seated i'm sad bring in the streets i don't care i could just go in my own phone book

56:50Hannah Berner: read old text messages yeah a bunch of hot australians two-timing me i could scroll to

56:57Paige DeSorbo: 2017 like i don't need wait why are there so many hot australian men in new york who were just feral i don't know and why did they all own shops like coffee shop beer shops egg shops

57:12Hannah Berner: i'm like what is up with you guys in hospitality entrepreneurship

57:19Paige DeSorbo: and there's always yeah it's it's a time i highly recommend it at least to try yeah totally okay i do also have like a question just like for the girls go community okay when you wake up in the morning and you have a 9 30s pilates class which i feel like is um a relatable question for the girls are we drinking coffee beforehand are we trying to get some calories in beforehand how soon are you eating when you wake up versus heading to the class no one's figured it out and it's stressing me out before i have to go anywhere from the time i have

58:01Hannah Berner: to walk out to get to my destination i'm up an hour before that we live such different lives we live this i don't even know what this problem is babe babe babe babe i have a 9 30 plies class

58:16Paige DeSorbo: today when do you think my alarm was 9 15 9 a.m because it takes 10 minutes to get there and then i was like gonna i need to live in chaos like i was running around i'm gonna be late i'm But then I'm like, do I try to eat a little cereal? Is it good? Because my biggest fear is having to go to the bathroom during a Pilates class. That's like illegal.

58:37Hannah Berner: The hour before I've built in my skincare, my coffee, my like my getting dressed.

58:45Paige DeSorbo: And then I'm always in a rush while also moving at a snail's place. Now I'm thinking of all the times you arrived on time and I didn't. but I'm also like low key. What are you talking about? But low key, I got so much more sleep than you just to be like five minutes later and looking like, yeah, like shit.

59:08Hannah Berner: No, and I don't do it to like be better than people. I do it because I have a sensitive tummy. Yeah. Like I can't just jump out of bed like the rest of America. I need to ease into it.

59:19Paige DeSorbo: Also in college when I worked down the morning a lot, you know, I didn't do coffee in college. Like I was, I was such a little prude. Yeah, I don't know. I just didn't do it. And I'm like, how did I survive college without coffee? So in the morning I just had some water and like just like pure adrenaline.

59:34Hannah Berner: I feel like and like being young a zest for life.

59:38Paige DeSorbo: Dare I say just hope hope and excitement for what the unknown.

59:44Hannah Berner: And now my TikTok algorithm is women telling their husbands if they want a new life to not kill them and the kids. And it's like, no, you have to like look out.

59:54Paige DeSorbo: I love how I'm trying to end on a light note of Pilates and you keep bringing us back you keep bringing us back to murder and that's all the time we have for today thank you for giggling with us stay safe out there we love you so much talk to you later bye

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