


17 Jul 2026 · 56m · 24 chapters

This episode of Giggly Squad is a travel-and-chaos chat that mixes personal growth, celebrity-style rumors, and “fix-it-yourself” wellness stories. The hosts argue that the best life moments come from taking risks and getting out of your comfort zone, then pivot to their Europe trip (Delta flights to Capri) and the perspective it gives. A major segment centers on engagement rumor drama: the host jokes that her own “engaged” screenshots/face-timing laughter looked like a proposal, but the real engagement was her brother’s. They discuss how online rumor accounts (e.g., “du moi”) can be wrong or right, and compare it to how people speculate when reality TV stars don’t post partners. Other topics include returning home “factory reset” routines, using a handheld shark fan and plane skin-prep spray, booking acupuncture for masseter/TMJ issues, and accidentally popping a ganglion cyst in the ocean. They also recommend shows (Widow’s Bae, The Serpent Queen) and documentaries (cruise-ship disaster, Skywalkers) and debate gut health after travel.
No named guests appear; it’s primarily the hosts speaking to each other.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes.
The hosts reconnect and share experiences from recent travels.
“When's the last time I saw you in person?”
Discussion around engagement rumors and the fallout from social media.
The hosts reflect on the challenges and expectations of being in the public eye.
Exploration of self-care routines after returning from a trip.
“Anyway, I do have a couple housekeeping things that I brought away with me that changed the course of my trip.”
A humorous take on the experience of booking health appointments.
Hannah shares a frustrating experience with customer service and insurance.
A humorous story about accidentally healing a ganglion cyst in the ocean.
Discussion about Hannah's extremely active and accomplished mother.
A conversation about health tips, including gargling salt water.
“But also, my mom is such a high-performing individual that every club she goes in, I think she's actually about to be president of one of them.”
Hannah talks about her family's reactions to her recent beauty treatments.
“but sometimes when I have a really bad sore throat, I just gargle straight up peroxide.”
Exploration of personal experiences with TMJ, humor, and dentist advice.
“She was like, your face looks like it hurts.”
The benefits of travel and the experiences that come with it, enhanced by Delta Airlines.
“Like imagine going to Europe, getting a little lost down some gorgeous cobblestone alley and trying to order an espresso in a language you don't even know.”
Lighthearted discussion about recent shows and pop culture events.
“I saw this show on Amazon and I was like, how have I never seen this show?”
A deep dive into a documentary about a cruise ship disaster and its implications.
“And shout out to my friend Kelly Galuska.”
Casual conversation about food preferences and cravings amidst dietary advice.
Hosts discuss cravings and humorous stories about food preferences.
Hosts discuss cravings and humorous stories about food preferences.
“So remember, with Amazon low off to college prices, just save on college, save the everyday.”
Hosts discuss cravings and humorous stories about food preferences.
“They're gorgeous and comfortable and so sleek and look so good in photos and have made my summer that much better.”
Discussion about a documentary involving rooftop culture and love stories.
“So she's focused and she's like, I want to do something with my life.”
Discover the thrilling world of rooftopping and its viral appeal.
Explore how individuals turn hobbies into money-making ventures.
Reflect on reading habits, family dynamics, and personal growth.
“No, because my dad doesn't have an email.”
Get a sneak peek into the experience of appearing on Project Runway.
Learn about weekend self-care routines and upcoming ventures.
“they flash us in the beginning as like one of the guest people that come through that was a fun shoot I had so much of them.”

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0:00Hannah Berner: Okay, you guys know I live for just doing the thing, not overthinking it. Like, why do we need to spend so much time playing it safe and staying inside our comfortable little bubbles? Honestly, the absolute best parts of life happen when you just follow your heart and take a little risk. Like, imagine going to Europe, getting a little lost down some gorgeous cobblestone alley and trying to order an espresso in a language you don't even know. It's fine. That kind of vulnerability is literally how you grow and actually figure out who you are.
0:28Paige DeSorbo: And that's what you're doing right now. Flew Delta Airlines all the way to Capri. The vibe on the Delta flights to go to Europe are so chic, elevated. It just makes you feel like a little princess. And I got my Delta headphones and I'm watching my movies. I also think it's so important to travel. And Delta takes care of you during the travel so that you can grow and learn about new cultures and just experience new things. We can't just stay in our bedroom all the time, even though it's comfortable. And when I travel, I just learned that the world, that no one cares and like the world is just so much bigger than you.
1:05Paige DeSorbo: And that's comforting. It gives you perspective. Yes. So traveling is the ultimate way to experience a major personal growth and just see what happens. Step outside your comfort zone this summer and fly with Delta Airlines. Honestly, they completely changed the game for European travel and make the whole journey feel so elevated and special from the second you board. Go book your next great chapter right now at Delta.com.
1:28Hannah Berner: Okay, Gigglers, I have to tell you about a snack I've been loving because my schedule lately has been absolute chaos. Between recording, meetings, travel, and generally running around, I always need something easy to throw in my bag. The problem is most protein bars are either healthy and taste like chalk, or they taste amazing and the ingredients are questionable. Why has that been the trade-off? That's why I was excited to find Stars and Honey. They make protein bars with quality ingredients that actually taste good. No chalky aftertaste, no sugar alcohols, no gluten, no seed oils. It's basically proof that you don't have to choose between nutrition and flavor.
2:06Hannah Berner: I love having something on hand that fits into my routine and still feels like a treat. Stars and Honey Protein Bars are available at Target stores nationwide. So next time you're at Target buying the one thing you came for and 12 things you didn't, grab a box and try them for yourself. Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
2:27Paige DeSorbo: Manifest that shit.
2:28Hannah Berner: We can't be managed. The giggler's fine. I mean, the day just got away from me.
2:37Paige DeSorbo: We're back, baby. Hello, my guagonzola gigglers.
2:43Hannah Berner: When's the last time I saw you in person? Like, when's the last time I touched your skin?
2:48Paige DeSorbo: Well, you never really touched me when we were together. next time we're gonna hug no i remember the last time i don't remember when it was but i remember
2:55Hannah Berner: being like i'm not gonna see you for a long time oh yeah and you were like i cannot wait to show you my outfits in italy i'm so happy to be back though like it was such a good trip but i'm so
3:11Paige DeSorbo: happy to be home well i was fielding your requests people are like where's page where's page where's page and then they were like she's been gone for two months and i'm like no i know it was too long but no no i don't think it was too long it was a transformational trip really innards and outards
3:28Hannah Berner: i had so much fun but also i was like ready to get home to like the comforts of my own bathroom
3:38Paige DeSorbo: do you feel like you need a vacation from your vacation well that's what like the second part of the trip kind of oh yeah yeah you're like i factored that in don't worry i factored that in
3:47Hannah Berner: because my cortisol levels just like go way down and my brother got engaged which also i like by the time i saw the rumors that i got engaged it was like past the time but i could say something on instagram so i was like i'll get it on my forum i have to formally apologize because i actually was
4:08Paige DeSorbo: i always end up part of the drama and i don't even i swear like you know me like i'm my name always gets thrown around i don't do anything i don't say anything and we were facetiming as we do and i smiled and page was like dying laughing and like it brings me joy to see you laughing so hard at my ugly face so i screenshotted it and i posted it so innocently wait i feel like i didn't even see that i posted basically it's me like this and you're like this like laughing cute and it looks like i got engaged well then i put my phone down go about my day
4:51Hannah Berner: the comms so you started a rumor about me while i was like literally having ibs symptoms
4:58Paige DeSorbo: did i do something ibs symptoms you had e coli babe like way worse i have ibs symptoms no so everyone in the comments is like oh my god page facetimed you to show you the ring and you guys are like freaking out and i'm like i wouldn't ruin her engagement by being like this could you imagine making it about my smile be like i know page got engaged but look at my smile when she
5:21Hannah Berner: got engaged even anytime i posted a picture smiling the gigglers were like honestly it's this is like the meanest thing ever well yeah well that's bullying so you started a rumor about me one of my friends texted me it was like did page get engaged no my mom was getting text messages she was like she was like wait what she was like no gary and then my mom was like did i tell like she was like i think i told them that it was gary poor gary everyone goes it was gary and everyone goes oh well the best thing about it is like gary and his now fiance who is like a gem of this earth i literally am so excited for them um she doesn't have instagram either so like they don't give a shit at all like they didn't know they were like what like we they are like real
6:09Paige DeSorbo: people living in the real world i'll post in the newsletter because if you were just going like this like like like it looked like you were like excited and happy you left can a girl giggle can i wear a white dress and have a laugh sorry you have a tan and white is the best to go with it also my thing is like for a second was i like did she get engaged i feel like you wouldn't get
6:33Hannah Berner: engaged at the end of your trip also i feel like you'll know no fully no you want to know one thing that was like kind of i did see a couple comments and they were like have you seen her nails she would never get engaged like that and i was like just because my nails grow i got them done the day before i left my nails and hair grow at a rapid rate they were there for three years and i looked
7:01Paige DeSorbo: down i was like they don't let you get away with anything no i don't you can't get away with
7:06Hannah Berner: literally any can i have a diet also i guess i didn't really think much of it because like which seems weird because you would think it'd be more when you're on reality tv but whatever anything i've seen about myself post reality tv i'm like that where the heck did they get that so like i haven't seen one rumor in the past like two years that's even been close to being true so when i saw the i was getting engaged it was like the middle of the night and i was like what am i gonna do with this so i just went about my life well this is the problem with rumors
7:40Paige DeSorbo: especially like du moi people love to be like du moi's always wrong that's the problem is that it's not occasionally it is like for example jack antonoff and margaret qualley there were rumors and everyone's like shut up du moi and then it's real but then someone like like us we i get off summer house i don't post my my husband for a couple months because this poor man needs to recover yeah he's he's in witness protection and everyone is submitting saying we're divorced because i'm not posting it right so like they're just pulling from what they can online because they because you're not they're not getting what they used to you know also i've like i don't have a single man that's ever gotten away so like period period and so i'm like i'm fine it's so true but also the gigglers know more about stuff than like the generic articles so it's so feisty they're like first of all she had diarrhea from day seven to day 18 but like i feel like people
8:48Hannah Berner: could see you getting engaged in italy totally plausible i feel like i got those rumors though like the year before and the year before that and the year before that so like i don't i like didn't really care i will say my favorite thing about coming home from vacation is the very first day hannah you would hate this day because i'm doing a full factory reset oh it stresses me out you know this stuff stresses me out i'm getting my nails done i'm getting my toes done i'm getting a massage because my my neck is just like a thought yeah from tanning i have to i'm gonna do my laser i have i have to do a hair mask i did a face mask last night i have to do my red light I literally can't wait to get off the phone.
9:33Hannah Berner: Was this the meeting you have? No, I do have a call at 10. I do have a call at 10 a.m. Anyway, I do have a couple housekeeping things that I brought away with me that changed the course of my trip. One, this one's for you. If you don't have one, Hannah, it's going to change your life. You need it. The shark handheld fan, the mini fan. Oh, the cold one.
9:57Paige DeSorbo: I actually I got it. I didn't know how to use it.
10:00Hannah Berner: I got scared. It changed my whole life. First of all, the battery lasts pretty long. I didn't charge it one time on the trip. Literally right on the last day I went to use it and it was dead. And so that lasted pretty long. So it lasted three years. It lasted four years. It worked so well. It saved me in a lot of situations where I was like, I'm going to pass away. I'm going to die. And then next, I don't do any skincare on the plane. but medicube has this like um i'll put it in the newsletter i don't know what the first word is chloroceptic whoa no does that i feel like that's for your throat that sounds like when you get
10:39Paige DeSorbo: surgery they put it on so you don't get an infection acid like spray if you spray that
10:44Hannah Berner: like before you get on the plane i feel like it helps you from breaking out i always break out
10:49Paige DeSorbo: after a long flight wait why do you put your foot down and not do skincare on the plane
10:53Hannah Berner: I feel like my skin is so sensitive and when you're doing skincare on the plane I feel like it's your pores are open and the air on a plane is like you don't want your pores sucking in that like bacteria and then like you put a face mask on and then you trap it in there and I always break out regardless after a plane so I like that there was one other thing now I can't think of it
11:22Paige DeSorbo: that was really good though like two out of three that was huge for you
11:31Paige DeSorbo: um i'm so stressed about your day today because as you guys know well i'm going through the masseter massacre and i decided i want to book an acupuncture appointment because i did it once before and i think it kind of helped yeah and part of me by the way grace is our ceo like she doesn't do personal stuff for us like ever but i was occasionally i'll be like grace can you like call hotel and tell them something like because i'm scared yeah so i was like grace
12:04Hannah Berner: every millennial needs a gen z friend who's not afraid to call doesn't give a fuck like yeah
12:11Paige DeSorbo: and also for some reason on calls like if there's gonna be a miscommunication it's gonna happen like that's just how i interact with people and i don't know what it is i really try my best it always happens so i was like gonna tell grace to try to call for an acupuncture appointment for me and then i was like i feel like that's like too much i'm gonna do it myself why because i don't know it's like it's like health care like who knows it's not really health care i literally sit there and i like have to like pump myself up i'm like you but you do it you do it you do it what you couldn't go online no it's one of these like mom pop acupuncture like i'm not i'm gonna get um an std from it for sure i was just gonna say a mom and pop acupuncture please i've never we've learned nothing it's just a heroin addict that's like do you want me to stab you with a couple needles it's just a subway car just a guy in a
13:08Hannah Berner: subway car so anyway how'd you find this place you just did a quick google search i know this is my
13:13Paige DeSorbo: problem i love things that are close by so i don't care how many google reviews you have if you're close by i'm going at a convenience seat and that's how i am when it comes to people coming to my home
13:26Hannah Berner: oh no like if i can get the service in-house come on over 100 so i make the call
13:38Paige DeSorbo: and a nice lady is like hello and i like immediately my adrenaline's up like i feel like i'm in a speedway chase and i'm like i would like to book an appointment see if i would i would like to see if like a book an appointment you know you like you forget how words work you're like appointment book i would like one tomorrow and she was like um we have no availability tomorrow and i was like what about friday and she's like um no availability on friday and i'm like okay i feel like we don't have to play this game anymore like you you tell me you tell me like so i'm already like okay and then she's like okay we have like next tuesday available and she's like what's your name and i'm like hannah and she's like anna and i'm like hannah and she's like anna and i'm like hannah and we go back and then she's like can you spell it i'm like b-e-r-n-e-r and she's like what and i'm like b-e-r also pretty yeah pretty easy last name so that's like it's already i'm already like i'm like about to hang up like i'm like i don't need this and like you can't talk well no i'm fighting for my fucking life so she's like can't get my name and then she's like when's your birthday we go back forth she can't understand that and then she's she's like what's your insurance and i'm and i tell her the insurance and she's like i've never heard of that insurance and i'm like i'm i swear i'm not trying to like scam you that's just my insurance and she goes i've never heard of this insurance i just like let me google
15:07Hannah Berner: it there's nothing worse than being on a customer service call and they say i have no idea what
15:13Paige DeSorbo: you're talking about like they're you've really stumped me like i'm the crazy one i'm like you asked me for something i told you and now you're like are you sure about that yeah you're about that so then she's like getting into like well we don't have this insurance and she's giving this whole spiel about how they don't have this insurance and i said how much does it cost with no insurance and she's like a hundred dollars and i said you know what i'll pay that and then she gets into this like are you are you sure because then sure and i'm like finally i get off the call four years off my life from this call she's calling me back i said oh hell no now she's on to me like now i have a stalker she's calling me back actually at first i don't pick up because i don't recognize the number then she's like hello it's marianne from whatever so i finally pick up and i said hi and she's like i need the chief cause of why you want to come to us i said the chief chief cause i'm like you could just say why you're why you need to come but it's okay okay i've never heard that phrase before my life buckle the fuck up marianne so like i don't know how to say it but i'm like it's clinical so i should like tell them exactly what's going on right this is like it's not clinical like as in it's my muscles like i anyway i just go i i knew this was gonna cause chaos but i just say
16:39Hannah Berner: i got disport in my master and already marianne's gone what are you talking she goes
16:49Paige DeSorbo: dot this what's a disport and i said i can't get into this right now marianne she's like can you spell it and i'm like we're not doing the spelling thing again this is gonna take forever and she goes what's the next thing i said masseter she goes what's the best i said marianne it's this we've been on the phone for three hours like how close is this place because unless it's literally next door i think you can drive a little bit so then i'm like look i got too much botox in one of my muscles and she's like it's great i never heard of i never heard of this mess i've never heard of this before i'm like i'm not lying to you like i swear i swear by the end i was like i'll give you all my money don't call me back and just get the appointment set up yeah okay so do
17:34Hannah Berner: you have the appointment yeah i'm going on tuesday i can't wait to see if it works i just feel like acupuncture is one of those things that like if you don't do it every twice a week it's like
17:46Paige DeSorbo: but that's the thing i'm at the point where like i will commit to twice a week because like you'll try anything because now all the comments are like so the bit is up like is this her now
17:58Hannah Berner: like the comments are just like is this who she is now like the jokes are the jokes are subsiding and it's like okay wait speaking of clinical what a good segue i'm in the ocean the other day and like where our hotel was like you could like walk down into the ocean and they had these like floating platforms that like kind of like swayed in the water so like naturally me and my brother's fiance are trying to push him off the platform you know like and he's trying to like maintain balance well i get hit so hard like i get pushed so hard that i smacked my on the bot like on the bottom side i don't even know how i did it smacked my my cyst right out did it myself did it my and i go so on brand for me like hold on i'll just do it my fucking stuff i don't have time to waste i'm not worrying about other people doing it did it myself doesn't hurt not at literally first time i could put pressure on my left wrist in like two years i feel like wait maybe even longer i'm in shock they do say the sea heals everything yeah i mean i don't i think it was like a combination of me literally getting like traumatized and in the ocean but it was perfect i literally right when it happened to i felt relief i was like wait i think i just
19:36Paige DeSorbo: fixed my wrist so for the gigglers with ganglion cysts go to capri or capri um go stay for two weeks get e coli then stay on the ocean for your cortisol levels to go down then wait for a rumor about you getting engaged but it's actually your brother got engaged then try to push him off a cliff and then you get pushed off and then you that's how you get rid of your gangrene cyst and
20:01Hannah Berner: it's medical yeah so i was like really proud of myself wait i'm so proud of you taking care of because i had it on my to-do list and i literally got back to my phone deleted it right off that must have felt nice it must it felt so nice no not being i didn't realize how much pressure i wasn't putting on my left wrist because i was in such pain until it like fully came back and i was like oh my god i haven't sorry i just saw a pair of slippers and i thought it was kitty
20:32Hannah Berner: classic mix-up classic mix-up also kitty wouldn't speak to me for like six hours oh she was mad yeah and then finally she was like if you want you can pet me wait did you kind of low-key love
20:45Paige DeSorbo: that she has the self-respect to be like oh you just want me to come running back to you
20:50Hannah Berner: yeah i did because she wouldn't even make eye contact with me and i was like strong she was
20:54Paige DeSorbo: texting her other friends she was like sorry i've new people in my life i was like you take after
21:00Hannah Berner: your mother so no eye contact she goes sorry what's your name she goes sorry i don't see you is it pam wait i watched the jennifer garner show on peacock five-star weekend
21:17Paige DeSorbo: phenomenal shout out to jen garner who is so good one of the most famous gigglers famously no
21:24Hannah Berner: she she did an interview a couple weeks ago and she said that she the character that she relates to the most that she played was Jenna Rank and I it was just everything I needed to hear because in my head that's what I think of her personality as do we have to try to get her
21:41Paige DeSorbo: on the pod yeah we should like but we get like us we have to do a sit down we can't Jennifer Garner can't do a zoom I would never put her through that I'm not sending Jennifer Garner or a link no i have respect and then she gets on i can't find my sd card it would be a whole no i'm not dealing with it embarrassing she's so fucking iconic i love her so much she's so funny she's so nice she's just everything she's such a giggler to a t she really hurt like her aura and everything
22:09Hannah Berner: that she's in and also this show was like the perfect amount of episodes it was like such a I watched it on the plane ride home and it just I also love the actress. I can never say her last name. Chloe Sevigny. Sevigny. Do you know she's my fashion influence? Really? I feel like I never see things that she wears. I feel like she's chill and low key like doesn't go out much.
22:33Paige DeSorbo: She doesn't go out. But when she does, she's like New York City. Yes. I get. Yeah. To a T and she'll wear like. You're loving to a T. did i have i said to a t like eight times today no i need to like i need to learn how to speak like i say one thing and i'll say it for like two weeks you want to know what it is it's because
22:53Hannah Berner: you're done working and you now are in your retirement community center and you're starting to adapt as his phrases this is what happens when all you do is play tennis and golf all day you start saying these phrases and i have to get my friend my mom like i was this close to being invited to a mahjong tournament now by the way mahjong tournament it's a whole thing they do
23:19Paige DeSorbo: it like wait do you know how to play no i had one lesson that's why i said mom i'm not getting my ass beat and embarrassed i just had an acupuncture fight with someone i'm not going i can't deal with this right now but she she's had a couple lessons it's the cutest thing she was like everyone loved my outfit I'm like you got dressed up for the mahjong tournament she was like oh it's an event and it's not for the men she's like it's all women and you want to show up looking good like out of respect for the other women I was like Paige would love this but also with mahjong like I would have showed up like a poker player I would have had sunglasses what I'm there's just so much to keep up with no but also i literally have to do a shout out to my mom she's fucking insane she's retired she's doing zumba knitting club mahjong pilates historical society lions club sorry mom for putting on blast she's trying to get into college
24:19Hannah Berner: What the hell? Oh my god.
24:23Paige DeSorbo: But also, my mom is such a high-performing individual that every club she goes in, I think she's actually about to be president of one of them. She goes in and she's like, I could rework it in here. She also was doing the play. She's also singing jazz. She wrote everyone's part. She's one of those people who said the other people's lines when they were saying them. She's the writer, director, and star of the show. She has a world tour. she is doing jazz all around long island so if you want to see my mom perform live check out i need to get her a website and she fosters kittens on the side i call her and she's like hey babe i'm at zumba hangs up she's like hey look at the itinerary like no time for me at all um but she gave me some really good advice because my mom she's such a high performing individual someone call her a high value woman if i was andrew tate she hates getting sick like she'll do anything and not get sick because she has so many clubs to be at right and she doesn't want to get anyone sick so she found something online about the japanese okay now one thing i trust is japanese and cleansing clean cleanliness don't get on that side of tiktok it's a rabbit
25:37Hannah Berner: you'll be up till 3 a.m the cleaning contraption if i if i get on japanese clean your floor tiktok it's over i have to immediately get up and organize something i'm like i'm disgusting i'm like i think labels are good they have these individually it's too much their organization is
25:58Paige DeSorbo: it's insane so apparently they teach children at a young age because you know how kids like kids got you sick apparently we think totally fully putting a family on blast but that family got you sick i don't care so she said they teach kids that when they get home do you know when you have a sore throat sometimes they'll tell you to put like sea salt in water and gargle it gargle they teach the kids that every time the kids come home from anything they gargle do that in sea salt and it like trains their body and they like do that so my mom has been gargling sea salt water when she comes back from all her clubs.
26:33Paige DeSorbo: And I was thinking like you should do that when you get off a plane. You should do it when you come back from a party. I just think it's innocent because like nothing bad can happen.
26:42Hannah Berner: Wait, I love that.
26:43Paige DeSorbo: Because it works, you know, it's definitely worked. And I think the gigglers should start gargling.
26:48Hannah Berner: I don't know if this is FDA approved, but sometimes when I have a really bad sore throat, I just gargle straight up peroxide.
26:55Paige DeSorbo: Paige, no. Paige, do not. No, you guys, you guys don't do that. don't don't you dare do that i'm like what's gonna happen a lot of things
27:05Hannah Berner: i don't swallow it yeah but why people use it to whiten their teeth so i was actually it could be a two for one yeah i feel like this is fine you're so wild you're so naughty well when it comes to my hobbies
27:25Paige DeSorbo: I get crazy. Yeah, you want to push the limit. I know people use whiskey sometimes. Like if you have a toothache, you put whiskey on it. I've never heard that. Well, my friend might just be an alcoholic.
27:48Paige DeSorbo: Wait, did I tell you Nana visited? No, what did she do? Nana and Papa came over. They brought chicken parmesan. I mean eggplant parmesan. So fucking good. And she hadn't seen my smile. And she was just like, oh, oh, Hannah. No. She was like, your face looks like it hurts. But then she started laughing.
28:11Hannah Berner: And I do. And I'm not just saying this to gas you up. From the minute you told me about it, it's definitely getting better. Yeah.
28:18Paige DeSorbo: It's just like so slow. but yeah my papa was so funny he goes who did this to you he goes where and who did this to you i don't care if it's a man or a woman my own fault i really feel like the masseter tmj pr team is freaking the fuck out wow freaking out as they should as they should because i have all these messages of girls being like i was at the dentist or i was at my med spa or whatever and they said do you want to try masseter and every girl's like oh i forgot your dentist could your dentist surgeon and all the girls are like i see what you're trying to do to me not today
28:54Hannah Berner: say in i feel like i've never been offered by my dentist they never offer it but i think it's available because it's like a jaw related thing but now all the nurses are like i even have nurses
29:06Paige DeSorbo: messaging me being like let me do it to you next time i'm like next time yeah i was just gonna say are you gonna ever get this again no page this is the worst three months of my life
29:17Hannah Berner: it's the darkest time i'm i'm below rock bottom you know that mercury was in retrograde i think it still is and i feel like we really felt it yeah like a lot of weird things happen to us
29:30Paige DeSorbo: many weird things but also if i was a nurse practitioner i wouldn't have the balls to be like Hannah can I try it on you it's like we clearly learned that it can happen it can happen
29:42Hannah Berner: it can happen to the best of us it's the luck of the draw so do whatever you want okay you guys know I live for just doing the thing not overthinking it like why do we need to spend so much time playing it safe and staying inside our comfortable little bubbles honestly the absolute best parts of life happen when you just follow your heart and take a little risk Like imagine going to Europe, getting a little lost down some gorgeous cobblestone alley and trying to order an espresso in a language you don't even know. It's fine. That kind of vulnerability is literally how you grow and actually figure out who you are.
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32:21Paige DeSorbo: I'm watching some shows. You are?
32:24Hannah Berner: Wait. What? did you see that Kris Jenner's mom died oh I know it's you know how I hate grandparents dying hate when grandparents die but she was 91 she had a long beautiful life she lived a good amazing life but she will be missed on the show for sure maybe she'll make friends with my grandpa I was waiting for you I literally brought it up just to see if I love when you set it up for me you're like say it I know you're gonna say it say it okay what shows are you watching because Wait, do you want to hear something so smart that I did? What? I saw this show on Amazon and I was like, how have I never seen this show?
33:00Hannah Berner: I watched the first season. It's called The Serpent Queen. It came out in like 2023 or something, originally on like stars. Great. I get through the first season. I'm like, this is the best show I've ever watched in my life. I go to watch season two, can't watch it. And I'm like, okay, maybe it's because I'm in Italy, my VPN, like whatever. I like do all this stuff to watch my shows. So I text Josephine and I'm like, do me a favor, go on your Amazon account and see if you can like get this show. I feel like it's not available. Download it.
33:29Paige DeSorbo: We transfer it to me.
33:32Hannah Berner: She's like says it's unavailable. She like checks some other streaming platform. She's like says it's unavailable. So I'm like Googling and it's like, OK, might not be available in the United States anymore. So I'm like, where else would it stream? So I set my VPN to England and I'm like, it definitely plays in England. It's about it's like a period piece. It's about British people and French people. I find a free streaming platform in England. Get the second season. Watch the full second season. I'm a woman in STEM. But I don't know why they're not making a third season. It's one of the best period pieces I've ever watched.
34:12Hannah Berner: You would hate it. Your mom would love it.
34:14Paige DeSorbo: My mom's going to love it. she's gonna she's literally writing it down right now while she's listening the serpent queen so good yeah not something i would click on unless that was a documentary i'd be really into that
34:24Hannah Berner: i'm also watching little house on the prairie again not something you would ever click on i
34:29Paige DeSorbo: don't want to watch these bitches with their weird hats running around i why is there hats like that
34:34Hannah Berner: it's it's kind of like precursor trad like it's trad wives i was like who's chad no like it's it's like the origin of trad wives but it like that was for survival yeah well that's the thing like i feel like trad wives like low-key they're like okay this isn't like what we really meant yeah we didn't mean like abandon all self like this are you want to be a trad wife walk the oregon trail bitch yeah like i feel like they were trad wives because like they would have died yeah if they were like they had to keep themselves alive well i actually think you might like this show i do try to find good shows that if you have a boyfriend i'm sorry if you do or a significant
35:21Paige DeSorbo: other i try to find shows that like you and the boyfriend will both like i wanna recommend
35:28Hannah Berner: widow's bae everyone's been talking about it i haven't so it's been under the radar until
35:35Paige DeSorbo: the Emmy nominations came out and it got the most Emmy nominations of any show. 19 Emmy nominations. And shout out to my friend Kelly Galuska. I like the way you say
35:46Hannah Berner: Emmy nominations.
35:48Paige DeSorbo: Because of my mouth right now? You can't say it again. Emmy nominations. I can't. Nominations? You have to spread. Why? Nominations is a hard That was a hard one for me, girl. Oh, I need to break. I need to take a rest after that. Okay, got 19. 19. so what's it's like creepy and it's like a thriller it's kind of scary but it's not like scary scary but what i didn't realize about it is it's fucking hilarious like dark humor not even dark like silly humor like okay for example there's a scene where this guy is trying to tell people not to go to this um inn because it's haunted and he's trying to he took a wooden and bored and he's trying to put the board over the um door so no one could get him and the whole scene is them fighting and he's like hammering the door and at the end of the scene he walks away and someone just opens the door because he just like put it on the door not like around the door like little things like that but it's like a murder mystery they call it a mystery i personally really really really am enjoying it um it is creepy and weird but i love a weird island show yeah like a it's like shutter island if it wasn't nearly as scary as dark dark i was just
37:08Hannah Berner: gonna say are you like are you the type of person that's gonna turn on that movie obsession like it wouldn't even cross my mind i don't like horror i don't like anything like scary
37:21Paige DeSorbo: where i'm gonna sweat you don't want to spike your cortisol yeah no and that's what it is that's
37:27Hannah Berner: is i can't have my cortisol spiking yeah like i do so much work to try and wind down anything i'm buying on my nightside table is titled wind down settle in like take a breather even my candle names i feel like are like chill out for a minute i'm not then turning something on the tv where like i feel like you will turn on a documentary about murder and that won't spike your cortisol which is interesting because that's non-fiction let's say i have a day where like i'm
38:02Paige DeSorbo: just not feeling good about myself or whatever i'm not feeling good i turn on a documentary about a bunch of people who almost died on a cruise ship yeah oh the one on netflix i watched it i was afraid to watch it because i was like what's the story here like i get it it's saying everyone almost died um it's crazy because they have so wait did i just sound like vanessa hudgens it's inevitable people are gonna die it's inevitable people are gonna die it's so upsetting because cruise ships are like nothing ever happens on cruise ships it's not the fucking titanic like right right and it's all these people with like crazy footage of it but of course a fucking man a fucking cocky ass captain the long story short not to give it away i mean it sank but
38:55Hannah Berner: um okay that like 30 seconds sums up my like you as a human like you start a story and then like halfway through the sentence you're like actually new sentence new sentence and then it's like you know the end of it you just give away the whole thing you're like actually just like do you want me to go back and give details because i just give you beginning middle end i highly recommend
39:21Paige DeSorbo: people watch it well we don't know what it's about you didn't explain it at all all these people went on this cruise is actually in italy don't go on a cruise but recently like what year like 2011 it's let's just say cruise pr and master botox pr are spiraling right now yeah i don't
39:42Hannah Berner: think cruise pr has been good it's really it's they're having a rough but this was a fancy one
39:48Paige DeSorbo: like it was like everything was like marble and gold and it was a lot of these people like it's too heavy one couple yeah one couple got engaged one couple was there with their one-year-old daughter like okay it's all family celebrating things that's why i hate sometimes vacations
40:05Hannah Berner: and did they die not everyone okay well maybe we'll give it a gander but it's also just shows
40:13Paige DeSorbo: that the captain he he tried to he went off course because he wanted to like go close to an island and it's funny how documentaries like at first you're really mad at him because you're like he He basically didn't want to admit that he fucked up. And if he had just admitted it from the beginning, everyone would have time to get away. But he wouldn't say abandon ship, which apparently is what you're supposed to say. Abandon ship. Like you should have done it. Does that mean everyone jumps off? It means let's get off the ship like with the lifeboats and let's organize it. Got it.
40:46Hannah Berner: Got it. Got it. It's like starting the process.
40:48Paige DeSorbo: Instead, they're telling everyone it's fine. It's fine. And if you know about sinking ships, it starts slow and then it gets fast. and with the wrong man can also be true it's a life lesson to us all so and then this motherfucker the captain abandons the ship before other people which apparently is like you're not supposed to do i feel like they take an oath to not do you're supposed to go down with the ship if you're the captain and it's not like about being a pirate or something so so you're basically like fuck this dude but then you find out later that this company was trying to compete with all the bigger companies and they basically were like had to hire a lot of people and we're training them a little bit too fast to the point that the captain had actually submitted and been like hey i think we're
41:40Hannah Berner: we're hiring nobody knows what they're doing yeah like i don't think the people under me are like
41:44Paige DeSorbo: actually ready and then when they found the black box or whatever that has the communications yeah the captain was like going about it the wrong way but it's also because he couldn't understand what happened because he actually didn't really mess up the person below him messed up so he like couldn't be like he's like i'm not abandoning ship like what actually happened but they were like it's flooding like it's flooding like you're fucked and he did go off course like he was kind of being naughty but he was like i could you know how these captains are they're like i could do my captain thing
42:20Hannah Berner: i don't know if it's like captain specific but like yeah like i know how like grown men are like yeah i can do it like yeah i can land the plane it's like okay well wait you know we didn't even touch on that we can't eat any like vegetables or lettuce which not a problem for me i'm not like
42:39Paige DeSorbo: oh no i can't have salads literally my friend was like don't have a salad today i'm like gone to my head i was never gonna have a salad today okay but now that people are saying you
42:48Hannah Berner: can't don't you like want one no see like all i'm craving is a berry tart oh actually i was with grace earlier she comes walking in there was like snacks and she's holding raspberries and someone was like grace don't do it yeah that's like so scary like literally we were when we were on our way home my dad was like well good thing like we have our own garden like we have lettuce okay humble brag gary and i was like that just sounded so apocalyptic and scary i was like good thing you have your own garden good thing we have tuna fish at home do you want to know the number one thing i've been craving i was craving that i like had to come home and i ordered bread to have peanut butter and jelly sandwich i think i might go on a kick of it for the next week you could get that the parasite whatever came from taco bell which is so crazy because right when i got to italy i was like oh i know the first fast food i'm getting when i get home and it's gonna be
43:50Paige DeSorbo: taco bell wait but do you think because you got it already you're like immune well i don't think
43:55Hannah Berner: i had that's what i had people are saying that's what you had so there's murmurs so there's murmur there's been murmurs i'm the only person in italy though no way i can't confirm or deny i'm not I'm not still having you're gonna say contaminated I'm not still having consistent diarrhea though anymore I mean I'm I mean I'm I'm not not but I'm not we're not solid over here I'm definitely not solid no I'm definitely not solid but I'm definitely not I think I have a parasite vibes wait a girl made a tiktok and she was saying like you know how when you go out and you like lay out in the sun and then you feel like skinny for whatever reason or you feel like because you're dehydrated but she said the sun is so good for your gut and i believe it well in new
44:47Paige DeSorbo: york right now it's really unhealthy the weather but why are we certainly meteorologist meteorologists but there was a canadian wildfire and it's it's blowing in it actually looks a lot better today
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50:31Paige DeSorbo: you need to watch but you it will raise your cortisol have you seen skywalker skywalkers no skywalkers this documentary is fucking insane it's a documentary i thought it sounds like an
50:46Hannah Berner: action movie it's actually a love story is it recent yes very recent okay actually okay where
50:52Paige DeSorbo: do i even begin i'm so excited okay so this girl was raised in russia and her parents were like circus aerial acrobat people i'm in yeah and they're like madly in love and and they're really fucking talented the dad cheats and the mom gets into a dark depression and the daughter is like I will never depend on a man ever seeing what he did to my mother. So she's focused and she's like, I want to do something with my life. And she has the genetics of these like acrobat people. So she's freaky talented as like a gymnast. I love carnival people. Absolute weirdos. I love it. Yep. They just live off the grid and do flips and shit.
51:38Hannah Berner: Yeah.
51:38Paige DeSorbo: And this thing starts happening in Russia called roof topping. And of course, it's all the boys. That sounds nice. You go, is this tanning involved?
51:49Hannah Berner: That sounds like a hobby that I could get into. I'm like, what's the UV? I've definitely rooftoped before. As a verb, for sure.
52:02Paige DeSorbo: All these boys who don't want to go to therapy are going around, basically in Moscow or whatever, going to the top of rooftops. And they take photos for their social media. and it's like you have to kind of break into a lot of these places like you can't just go on people's rooftops so like part of it is like you have to be like a spy kind of and you're not vandalizing anything you're just getting to the rooftop you're just trespassing exactly okay so it becomes this thing and she's like i don't care that i'm a girl i'm on a rooftop and she starts posting these like really creative cool rooftops because she can do like cool poses she's also like gorgeous so she starts going viral but then there's this other boy who's like doing the splits on rooftops yes she's like has her leg behind her neck and like she's wearing like a ballerina outfit it's like iconic this is all happening in russia yeah then there's this other guy who's like the shit like the head rooftoper and she's like inspired by him and he definitely notices her like he notices she's doing cool stuff how old are they they're like early 20s okay and they're both hot and which is why you might like it so then okay he messages her out of nowhere and he's like do you want to do this deal with me this brand deal because there's rooftop big brand a modern a modern love story the most modern love story he goes use code russia 22 do rooftop 20 20 off Neutrogena actually I remember what my third thing was
53:44Hannah Berner: when I get back from a trip I'm so dry and in the shower my Neutrogena oil thank you for what kind of oil any one of them Neutrogena rain bath body wash is like my top amazing and their oil i usually only use it in the winter but i do use it when i get back so you never feel like too slippery no because you like rinse it a little when you are in there so anyway
54:09Paige DeSorbo: he messages her and she's like i'm kind of worried like i don't want to go all the way to china with this random guy but like i need money and why'd they have to go to china to do the brand deal they get a lot of attention when they do certain buildings certain and they're it's like a really big building in china and they're like go to the top and like hold our product or whatever are the skyscraper people from new york roof troppers they are the empire state couple and you don't find that out till later and then it made me think they did that whole thing to promote their documentary and then i was like wait is netflix in on it but they got fully arrested Like I think Netflix was probably like, maybe don't do this promo.
54:54Paige DeSorbo: Do the Today Show maybe. And my PR team's not working hard enough.
55:02Hannah Berner: Because this is the most genius marketing. Who cares? They got arrested. What's it? She didn't have her phone for a couple of days.
55:07Paige DeSorbo: Must have been fucking nice. Okay. So they go to China and they're videotaping it and you see them like, like meeting each other and they're like kind of cute and like flirting. and then it shows them like going to she's like learning from him and he's learning from her they have to trust each other but when i tell you like i wouldn't i'm like scared of heights in a normal person way like i'm not like but yeah i'm fucking scared of heights like i'm not doing like
55:34Hannah Berner: one i'm never jumping out of a plane are you doing a hot air balloon not necessary like that's i don't
55:40Paige DeSorbo: want to be in a netflix documentary no me neither when in doubt be like will this get me into a weird netflix documentary one day that'll entertain someone over my death no so they start doing skyscrapers which means like you get to the top and then it has this like i forget what it's called but it's like the penis at the top you climb up that thing and get to the top and they start falling in love with each other and they're like madly in love and they start posting together and they both are getting even bigger and blowing up and long story short they have like they climb like the highest building in like malaysia or something okay it's the scariest experience they get to the top and he holds her like a like some crazy when i but i kept telling myself they don't die you know they're on the empire state building they don't die but the fact these but also all their friends are dead what's the long i was just gonna say all her friends are dead she's like we lost jeff because they're falling yeah she literally was like all the people i came up with it's like comedy i'm like all the people i used to do comedy with gone i i don't get it because
56:57Hannah Berner: like when you said rooftop i genuinely was thinking like apartment building yeah like the fourth floor of a town home so they're like scaling them free like i don't get it honestly
57:09Paige DeSorbo: they can go in through elevator they go there's all these like ways they go in they always say also that going in is harder but leaving is really easy no one questions you when you're leaving they do apartment complex they do all kinds of things but they get so high and they're filming themselves too so they're also like a full production team like they have a drone in the
57:27Hannah Berner: documentary are they showing the people that have passed away that are are their friends are they like giving a little story on them like no they're just like jeff's gone
57:40Paige DeSorbo: she's like anon up jeff there he goes no it's not it's not funny but also like they people knew what they were getting into well because what makes them go viral the more dangerous it is so like they try to go more dangerous i am so proud of people that
57:57Hannah Berner: carve their own niche like be unique do what you want to do it wouldn't even come into my brain to like okay i lose my job how am i making money i'll scale a building who knew it's like maybe i'll like get a desk job scale a building well they keep having to like
58:18Paige DeSorbo: do better each time like beat their last climb then the girl like at one point like she breaks
58:23Hannah Berner: her hand and she's like i can still do it i'm like what's not no i wouldn't even go up there with a ganglion cyst i mean where are they getting married is the question oh like in the sky every
58:35Paige DeSorbo: skyscraper is like can you just look out for these two because their wedding date's approaching they're like they're getting married on the moon oh my god so anyway that was i actually didn't want to watch it and then i started watching it and i was really into it on netflix i'm very into people who are able to like have a hobby to like yeah forget about everything else going on in the
58:55Hannah Berner: world like that's all i care about is climbing well i do i am being serious like i do envy people that like have a hobby and then they're like how am i making money from this i think that that is such a special set of skills to be like i can that's us with yapping figure out how to make this my life yeah so whenever i hear stories like that i'm like what was your hobby yeah i'm like
59:17Paige DeSorbo: this is my public forum my therapist did tell me i need to get hobbies that aren't monetized and that i don't show anyone which is totally valid but i've not started any because i'm like
59:28Hannah Berner: what's the point of this speaking of hobbies i get my book for italy that i'm like reading when i get it in the mail i realize that it's like 430 pages and i'm like okay the girls didn't warned me that I honestly was a perfect book for my gangland but I didn't have to use it so I bring the book on vacation I also brought strangers because my mom wanted to read it and I had like 50 pages left in it Kim takes strangers she reads it on the plane ride there she reads it for like the first maybe two days of vacation she hands it back she's like finish this what and And I was like, okay, I'll finish the rest of it.
1:00:08Paige DeSorbo: Parents read so fucking fast.
1:00:11Hannah Berner: Wait, was she pissed off after? No, she wasn't pissed off. She was more like, it was a quick read. It was easy. It's very depressing, though very sad. Like that was her takeaway.
1:00:20Paige DeSorbo: She wasn't like looking at Gary weird? No, because my dad doesn't have an email. No.
1:00:27Hannah Berner: If my dad was up and leaving, Kim would have known six months ago.
1:00:33Paige DeSorbo: kim was like i would never be left in the dark with this but um if anything kim kim would be
1:00:40Hannah Berner: the one to jet she's the only one that knows how to get out of the out of town so if she reads that then she i'm like well i have another book that i brought and she's like okay hand it over she reads a 430 page book in like five like at her leisure yeah and like literally we're getting on the plane to go home and she's like i finished that book last night and i was like i didn't even start it like i literally was on page like 13 and i was like should we go in the pool and then like i never picked it up you're like i got the gist i got the that's what i do with harry potter i was like I read the first five pages and I was like got it and then I realized I am like still in sixth grade like having to do a book report I'm like okay well like just tell me what it's about like
1:01:29Paige DeSorbo: does read Wuthering Heights in two days and like understood it no I just I just feel like we're
1:01:35Hannah Berner: losing the art of reading and you're like and I am the reason I'm like there's no way I would be able to do that and then I felt like so stupid that I wouldn't have been able to do that but
1:01:48Paige DeSorbo: you can put together a photo dump on instagram like nobody's business well i'm trying not to
1:01:53Hannah Berner: put pressure on myself but like i started reading in january so like not putting pressure on myself
1:01:59Paige DeSorbo: i just want to see how many books i can read why don't we start with picture books start small
1:02:05Hannah Berner: why do not so i'm gonna do so far i've read two books and i want to finish another two by the end of the summer wait i love that for you i just ordered yesteryear too i'm also just like obsessed
1:02:17Paige DeSorbo: with ordering books and then no i order every book i own every book that's ever been written
1:02:22Hannah Berner: it's so cute something so fun i was read yesteryear just because i told him it was like
1:02:27Paige DeSorbo: popular and he was like wait was it good because i just got it like he liked it he had notes my mom read it because my thing is if everyone's reading it around me i'm like i kind of threw
1:02:37Hannah Berner: osmosis when i was sick i there was a moment where i was like mom what if you just like read the book she was like well i'm in the middle of it like you want me to start from the beginning i'm like
1:02:49Paige DeSorbo: oh forget it why does that remind me of when you're young and you have to like write an essay and you're like mom could you just give me the first sentence that actually was a huge part of
1:02:57Hannah Berner: my childhood my mom was always reading to me could you give me like the third sentence yeah oh well my mom was um a military officer and would make my brother and i read like there was
1:03:11Paige DeSorbo: like a competition of like how many books you could read over the summer we would read like an insane amount of books i think i'm i was gone too hard like this is me like i was too doing too much
1:03:22Hannah Berner: god puts you in the right family because i would have oh my god i was doing tennis practice i was
1:03:30Paige DeSorbo: reading as many books as i can um there was like a library thing where they had your name and you like put all the book like everyone could shame you if you didn't get enough books yeah that's so you but my mom was a teacher so that was like her whole thing yeah it wasn't her fault no and you're better for it i also i want to let people know do you know we are on this season of project runway oh yeah we haven't even talked well my nana august 16 something but they already okay my nana was like i'm watching project runway and i love project runway so i watched the first episode too and i go oh did you see me and page she was like what i'm like nana we're in the first episode like the first minute they flash us so my nana was like i didn't see it i play it for her oh my god that's my granddaughter i'm like yeah nana you missed it but our episode's not out yet no but they flash us in the beginning as like one of the guest people that come through that was a fun shoot I had so much of them.
1:04:32Paige DeSorbo: I also wore a hilariously crazy outfit.
1:04:37Hannah Berner: I had a, that was like a fun, like random little hosting thing that like truly as such a fan of the show, I just wanted to be like in the workroom to see what it felt like. It was crazy. I was like nervous. I was so not nervous to like do it because it was a fun thing to do with you. Nervous that like what the contestants were going to say to us. Like I didn't want to mess them up.
1:04:59Paige DeSorbo: No, 100%. There was too much pressure. But there's, like, also a gif going around of me and you now from the show that's, like, really cute. It's, like, us, like, walking in in our outfits. I love your outfit. It was fire that day. Oh, thank you, doll. So, yeah, everyone watch Project Runway and Hulu. This season's, I feel, like, really good. Like, it's, they have Tyra Banks and La Roche as judges.
1:05:24Hannah Berner: Did you see Eva went on, I want to say was Watch What Happens Live, and they were asking her about Tyra Banks and the Netflix documentary. And she said they never called me to even do it because they knew my answers would contradict the entire documentary.
1:05:41Paige DeSorbo: And I thought, T. Biases be happening. Yeah. Biases be happening.
1:05:47Hannah Berner: Anywho. Okay, I'm having a full factory reset this weekend if you need me. Okay, so you're busy. Yeah, I'm busy. I'm unpacking. I'm doing laundry. I bought a new LED mask. So I'm trying that out. And it has an attachment for your neck. Oh, wow. You're leveling up. I'm deep in it. And I heard it's going to rain this weekend, which is perfect for me. You're locked the fuck in. I'm locked in.
1:06:12Paige DeSorbo: Thank you guys so much for giggling with us this week. We love you so much. Talk to you later. Bye.
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