Giggling about geosexuals, gray hair, and invisible ink

0:11What are you giggling about?

0:19Hannah Berner: Just everything, our lives, just everything, everything.

0:22Paige DeSorbo: Can you tell them what happened this morning?

0:25Hannah Berner: so i'm just minding my own business i'm about to start the pod i don't say anything i don't do anything and this dump truck drives down the street and literally

0:40Paige DeSorbo: suddenly this huge dump truck starts backing up into me

0:46Hannah Berner: so stupid but it's so funny so this dump truck literally drives down the street takes out every wire in its path like was way too big to be like driving down the street and the wires were kind of like hanging low

1:01Paige DeSorbo: but doesn't it do that same route every day like no i don't i have no idea i don't know the men

1:08Hannah Berner: have lost it yeah it's like guys it's the one thing you do it's like logistics of the trash are you kidding are you kidding no it was actually two men i looked it was a man in the front seat driving and the passenger oh so two of them so the wires are like broken and on the street and i'm like my first incident is like we're all gonna blow up like you can't drive over wires what if they're like live and like there's electricity running through them whatever like when you're

1:39Paige DeSorbo: cutting a bomb like yeah basically like if you get the blue it could all go south so call

1:46Hannah Berner: verizon verizon's like sorry can't come till tomorrow i'm like no unacceptable call the police

1:54Paige DeSorbo: i said can i speak to your manager the president i literally said to verizon oh bet i'm calling your boss they go what's the emergency men were being dumb outside the police were like no that

2:12Hannah Berner: absolutely is an emergency like we'll send someone over to like move them out of the way make sure it's not dangerous and then like bryson has to come so bryson came like within the next like

2:24Paige DeSorbo: couple of hours but i was like this is ridiculous we were supposed to record the pod and i'm literally about to set up and page is like hey a dump truck just broke my wi-fi and i go at least get creative with it i'm appreciative that you've made up a creative story normally it's a uti

2:41Hannah Berner: hannah did say i knew you were gonna think i was lying so i did take a video i just didn't send it because there was nothing of interest um but hannah did say i could be one of the nominees for women of stem of the week if i could figure out how to hot spot but i couldn't but alas here we are the wi-fi is restored i could not figure out that hot spot but you still get runner-up

3:04Paige DeSorbo: of one of stem of the week which i'm really proud of you for um it was a hard day actually i feel

3:11Hannah Berner: like you're my women of stem of the week because the amount of outfits you put together in one

3:17Paige DeSorbo: weekend honey no no no you must be so tired the emotional stress of that like it's like i was in an outfit stressed about how i was gonna do the next outfit it's just like a never-ending outfit nightmare welcome to my life this is your life and then you post it and you're like i'm really proud of this and they're like think again i said pick your favorite if you're a girl's girl and if you're not girls go keep it to yourself but i do have to say me at an event yeah i don't know what happens to me but it was chaos sports illustrated time square vibes are high and i'm making new friends i actually walked in it felt like the first day of school where like you don't know anyone and it could go great and it could go horrible i made so many new friends this weekend like i literally was no they're all blonde don't worry um phew zandra we love you zandra well alona mar is an athlete so that doesn't count like you guys are not and hannah did call me and was like

4:23Hannah Berner: i love brooks nader i knew you were gonna love her because talk about an aura yeah we immediately

4:30Paige DeSorbo: just started joking and she's she's everything i wanted her to be yeah because some people are so different off camera like some people shut off off camera so i was like making friends like at the end of the weekend people were like asking for my number and like like an idea and i was like am I like a new person because now I have like four new friends and that third in your 30s it doesn't happen like I'm in a whole new social situation now like I have to cancel plans like right I don't even know how to keep up with all my friends now how do people keep up with a big friend group it's really hard in your 30s I'm stressed um but during the party I'm like holding my jacket and my purse and they're like you have to go to the red carpet and I was like what do I doing my jacket my purse lucho our king our italian prince life is literally just asking yourself

5:21Hannah Berner: where i'm gonna put my jacket in my purse am i bringing a jacket where is my purse is it maybe i left it in this purse it could be in another purse like now where it's in one hotel yeah so

5:31Paige DeSorbo: i'm like i can handle this and lucho's like i'll take your jacket i head down i'm also chewing gum somehow i don't know how this happened i'm about to go on the carpet shannon ford is there and she's like you can't go on the carpet chewing gum like that and i was like oh no and then she's a new mom she puts her hand out and i go put it in her hand it's as if like when you become a mom

5:55Hannah Berner: you sign a contract of like all the things you now have to do and like disposing of gum is and

6:00Paige DeSorbo: she saw me and her mom alerts went out she was that girl needs help so i get on the carpet everything's fun oh i gave my purse to the person you give your purse to and i'm off the carpet i'm ready to party so i get into the party i'm having fun and i realize don't have my coat or my purse but i'm not stressed i'm like we're all having fun here so i'm like going around just being like anyone see you jack or purse okay anyway making friends this is my literal

6:30Hannah Berner: i would have i first of all i hate losing things because i don't lose things and also talk about feeling bad for an inanimate object when i lose like a piece of clothing i'm like and they're never coming home with me again they don't know where mama is and they think that i didn't like them and i was getting rid of them i wasn't i

6:54Paige DeSorbo: wasn't getting rid of you so i'm like honestly whoever has my purse is probably more responsible than i am so i'm like they'll hold my purse but then it started to go like a little too long i thought someone eventually would come up to me and be like how do we have your purse now mind you in my head i'm like where the fuck is my person i go lucho lucho clearly has my jacket and my purse no idea where lucho is no idea i find someone who has grace's number who has lucho's number so i'm actually at this point kind of stressing you don't have lucho's number i don't have my phone babe i don't have my i don't have my phone i'm literally raw dogging the sports illustrated

7:30Hannah Berner: to party it's 1994 at the sports illustrated party for hannah i'm just hopping into photos

7:37Paige DeSorbo: smiling no idea what time it is also meanwhile not to get into it but my mom was coming and i didn't leave her a key for the apartment so my mom is left for dead perfect left for dead no i have no phone and everyone's just taking photos being like hey he looks so pretty i'm like i know everyone's just like showing their tits and like so finally we see lucho and he's all smiley and he's like i have your coat and i was like and where's my purse and he's like you never gave me your purse and i was like lucho i swear to god if you stole my purse no i'm just kidding i could tell he had no idea what the purse was so now i have my coat which is like 50 good so i'm still

8:14Hannah Berner: dancing you didn't go up to anyone that worked there this is my thing i'm not ruining people's

8:21Paige DeSorbo: nights yet like it was too early in the night for me to be like i lost my purse like everyone was still like sober we just got to the club it was literally a club so i'm scared like half an hour goes by the head of sports illustrated mj the editor-in-chief walks into the party holding my purse and i go up to her i go it's crazy that's that's my purse and she's like this purse has no identifying information there's no wallet there's because it was like a stylist gave me a purse I didn't put a key wow I didn't put a wallet I didn't put an ID I'm like I don't need ID I have a Charlotte Tilbury lip liner and my phone and I think a pad for my greasy skin so she's like

9:12Hannah Berner: we had no idea who this could be hannah hannah not not more than three days ago did i text josephine for something and i was like you have to pay with your card and she goes i don't have my wallet i go but you're out in the world you didn't bring a wallet and she goes no i just have

9:32Paige DeSorbo: like apple pay i'm the type b friend that's literally dancing and i'm like i have a flight

9:36Hannah Berner: in an hour no i was i literally go that's the most gen z thing i've ever heard to leave the house without your wallet or your keys it's something like weirdly rebellious or like

9:48Paige DeSorbo: empowering where i'm like i'm not gonna fucking bring it and it's always like the one day they're like you can't do anything unless you have your id right now and i'm like no i've ruined nights

9:57Hannah Berner: because i don't have my id well yeah one that is like a very crucial thing to going out at night and two what if something happens to you and they need to know who you like I always am like I'm

10:08Paige DeSorbo: Jane Doe I don't know how will they know that it's me my phone is being blown up by my mom because my mom's like hey there's no key at the apartment and I'm like thank you so much MJ I appreciate it I'm just so in the moment of how good this party is I forgot where all my stuff was and she's like everyone got their purse back you clearly gave it to a girl and just never went to get it back and I was like such a valid point and we've learned and grown from this next day lost my phone Molly Sims randomly is like whose phone is this I said thank you Molly Sims that's my phone the this is the thing because it's sports illustrated it's full of women I'm like I'm not losing anything here right like I was surrounded by very successful smart cool women I could leave a newborn baby in the middle of the table and it would have had a better life than me wait hannah so valid like in a closed like ballroom full of cool women i'm like i literally was flinging my i lost my sunglasses someone else found it yeah then typical me i had to i literally had to fly out and everyone's like you gotta go you gotta go i'm like yeah my flight's at eight and i'm like don't worry it's la guardia like it's really close don't worry i'm chatting everyone's like you gotta go you're gonna to miss your flight get in the car realize it's fully jfk like where did i even get the idea that it was la guardia and i'm just telling everyone like it takes 20 minutes for me to go la guardia don't worry about it's not jfk look at my phone fully jfk how long did you have to get there i got there 30 minutes before boarding but i really wanted mcdonald's and there was a very long line but in my head I said it's fast food this is what they do it's fast food it was the hot spot like everyone just wanted their McDonald's yeah and there was a huge line and I'm just I waited till the very last minute for my McDonald's to make it even more dramatic ran with a quarter

12:10Hannah Berner: pounder I wait I was just gonna say since you like banned McDonald's on this last tour and like it almost ruined the world tour um what is your order these days i just like a cheeseburger

12:23Paige DeSorbo: no no mustard so mcdonald's put mustard and it's like this isn't a fucking charcuterie plate like give me a burger oh see i like the mustard see i like i like mayo if i'm really hungry i add like

12:37Hannah Berner: six to ten chicken nuggets you have to have two different meats yeah you know yeah sorry i want

12:46Paige DeSorbo: my protein i want my protein but um yeah i i had a crazy sports illustrated weekend all the girls

12:53Hannah Berner: are awesome that's really nice it was giving like hannah joined a sorority and she didn't tell any of us and she's just like she said she was going to one school she actually transferred one to a

13:05Paige DeSorbo: different one she has all new friends look i kept going around being like i feel like i'm in a sorority and i feel like all the girls had been in a sorority and they're like okay and i'm like

13:12Hannah Berner: i've never been in a sorority before yeah it was like you feeling female friendship i literally like was the biggest girls girl this weekend but you know you see it on instagram and you're like

13:22Paige DeSorbo: yeah they're all like pretending to be friends or like they're all friends but if i was part of the group i don't know if i would mesh it was so fun like um alona mar and i were pretending we were alex earl's bodyguards we actually we thought of an incredible business idea so you know when people have bodyguards it's like really obvious and also ruins the vibe like i don't care how much fun you're having coachella why is that like man who's clearly sweating because he's in a full tuxedo standing in the middle of coachella so i was like we need undercover bodyguards that are just really strong girls and when a guy tries to talk to the girl you just go in front You go, why are you talking to her?

14:03Paige DeSorbo: Does my friend, does she want to talk to you? And you just, like, cause a scene, and the other girl's innocent. She, like, doesn't even know. So I think we should just get a bunch of female rugby players to be bodyguards from now on.

14:17Hannah Berner: I think it's an extremely smart idea. Because, like, I feel like it's, I don't, what are the men going to do?

14:24Paige DeSorbo: Like, fight a crazy girl who comes running up? No, let the rugby girls handle it.

14:30Hannah Berner: And there's nothing men dislike more. I feel like when a girl...

14:36Paige DeSorbo: Takes their job. Yep.

14:39Hannah Berner: I was going to say just like talks. Like a girl's friend like comes up and starts talking. They're like, no.

14:46Paige DeSorbo: You know. Everyone has that friend that will not let anyone talk to anyone in the best way. Like she's like, I'll handle him. Yeah. I'll handle him. Excuse me. Nobody wants you here. nobody wants do you notice it get out and you're just like every group has that one girl that

15:06Hannah Berner: you're like go you do it um did you see the paparazzi picture of kylie jenner timothy chalamet kendall jenner and jacob alorty no i just saw the one of jacob alorty and kendall

15:18Paige DeSorbo: kendall chugging a full bottle of rose oh i didn't see that one she's like holding a full bottle

15:24Hannah Berner: that one this was like all four of them in like an suv like leaving somewhere and it was actually steph texted it to me and like the instagram or whatever and she was like i feel like you would just love this and i love when a-list celebrities do a-list celebrity things with each other and i love like an old school paparazzi pic like just left the club they're like a little tipsy it just looked like fun it looked like they were having wholesome fun i love

16:00Paige DeSorbo: that for them and i love a double date and i wish i could hear the text afterwards of like what they

16:07Hannah Berner: thought of each other's mans did the mans get along do you think they're like oh my god we used to date like rappers and athletes and now we're conquering the arts the artists men the artists i wonder if like timothy and jacob alordi are competitive with each other yeah like do you think that there's like a underlying like i would see that i would think that timothy thinks

16:33Paige DeSorbo: that he's more of a serious actor yeah but i also feel like boys are so dumb like boys are just like they probably just like that they're both boys society doesn't make them compete against each

16:47Hannah Berner: other against each other they can actually both win a bunch of awards there's enough room for

16:51Paige DeSorbo: everyone where if they both were dating girl actresses it would be like who's my successful i mean remember the jonas brothers they literally took apart all the women in that group yeah oh

17:03Hannah Berner: my god remember when joe jonas was married to sophie turner that feels like a real fever dream

17:08Paige DeSorbo: there's a new thing that kesha announced called geosexual are you familiar with this i'm not it's when you only have sex in certain countries so she says she only has sex when she's in italy obsessed obsessed it's like it's like only eating bread in italy she only that is

17:27Hannah Berner: the most iconic thing i've ever heard i know I know I feel like I want to be that But it's like my place is my bed

17:42Hannah Berner: Wait I love that so much for her Was she being serious?

17:46Paige DeSorbo: I don't know it was just a quote But I feel like that's so something you do in your 30s You're like at this point

17:51Hannah Berner: At this rate I'm just going to pick Which country

17:55Paige DeSorbo: At this juncture you gotta catch me I couldn't think of one place in Italy In Rome In Rome

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21:53Hannah Berner: Honest Flushable Wipes are available at Amazon, Target, and Walmart. Just one question because I was wondering this all weekend because I have my favorite but I want to see if we have the same one. Of all your outfits this week, you're like we passed this too quickly of all your outfits this weekend which one was your favorite great question and i would also like to say what i think your favorite was so surprisingly my favorite was the green cape michael kors wow because i almost didn't even try it on i was

22:31Paige DeSorbo: like I need to show my waist or I feel like I look pregnant like I have to show I have to I like things that are kind of tight and stretchy and I tried it on and I said I look like an interesting aunt yeah it's like a wealthy aunt coming in between her European vacations and I just felt like I I do think the weekend there was a lot of range I wanted each outfit to be like a different

22:58Hannah Berner: personality yeah you I think you gave it you gave a different vibe and that's important because then you have to switch up your hair and we all know how stressed you get about switching up your hair I think I know what your favorite outfit was what was that do you want to say it my favorite was the sunday turquoise set or like light blue set yeah I love that I thought your favorite was going to be the black sheer because I really like that too my thing is the black sheer like a black dress i've seen it a million times i loved it i loved it but it's i want i want i like surprising

23:32Paige DeSorbo: people i want to come up with new shit the problem with that's the suit the set suit set tight and you ripped it oh yeah i forgot because right when i dm'd you and i said this is my

23:45Hannah Berner: favorite outfit i then naturally went to the next slide and it was you having a sweatshirt tied

23:50Paige DeSorbo: around your waist that you'd rip the skirt the good news is that she was good all day the problem with like suv cars is that you have to like step up into them and when i first went to step in it i was in the very beginning of the day i was like oh i could totally rip the back of it and at the end of the day you know when you're just done you're like i'm ready i gotta go get my flight in lawardia apparently i very quickly jumped in the uber and just felt the whole backside go and thankfully sports illustrated gave me a free sweatshirt and that's one way to get merch so i wrapped it around and it was good but um yeah that was that was unfortunate but it was by the seam it could easily be fixed

24:34Hannah Berner: um i went to a wedding this weekend how was it it was nice i look

24:49Hannah Berner: it's not me if i don't have one problem or another like something is going to be itching me irritating me squeezing me like i'm gonna have an issue and look first of all look me knowing i'm going to a wedding and like going to like a social event that's like a long period of time I'm gonna pop a beta because I just am like you know what there's no shame in it like I'm just I'm gonna pop a beta so like I pop one I feel fine great get to the wedding I'm like you know what I'm having like a nice time at this wedding also this wedding was so Italian in so many subtle ways that i felt just like comfortable so i'm like feeling myself i really liked my dress i'm like i'm having a good time their cocktail hour and melon cocktail hour was phenomenal i'm just like really i'm like i'm gonna have a couple cocktails sinatra's playing they had a frank sinatra impersonator

25:56Hannah Berner: and if the italians aren't consistent it was just like good vibes we had a good table like everyone's having a good time cash and envelopes so many cash and envelopes i literally was like i didn't know there was cash anymore i was like i've only seen this in movies guys like i've never seen this before cookie table tremendous to the ceiling so like halfway through the wedding i'm like my dress is like tight like I knew it was like tight and the top was like corseted. Okay. I was wearing this like black helsa, like midi dress and the top was like very structured. And then it like cinched at my waist, like corset.

26:37Hannah Berner: And then it went like structured down. But like when I was trying it on and getting it fitted, like it was fine in the morning. So I'm sitting there for a couple hours. I'm three raviolis deep. And I,

26:55Paige DeSorbo: and this was sage and butter baby this was heavy the ricotta was ricottaing

27:04Hannah Berner: and i'm like whoa my stomach is like really hurting i really like i don't and i said to joe i was like look this is like your friends and like i'm down to have a fun time like we can go home whenever you want and he was like totally like whatever so it's like 11 30 and i'm like i gotta get the fuck out you're a completely different person by the end of the party than the beginning of the party i'm like i physically am counting my

27:35Paige DeSorbo: breaths because i'm losing air do you ever just sit in the bathroom stall i do that at weddings

27:40Hannah Berner: well i got to the point where i was like unzip my dress like just unzip my dress i don't care like so i unzipped my dress and then i looked at him and i said i actually have to go home so actually call the car now and we left at midnight and i couldn't have been more happy to i took the dress truly off in the car i couldn't do it i was thinking about the bathroom

28:04Paige DeSorbo: at weddings if you just sit in the bathroom stall at weddings that's where all the gossip is happening like everyone has an opinion everyone's talking shit about someone in the family it's crazy totally that's the podcast i want to listen to no the i didn't sit in there a long time but

28:22Hannah Berner: i did sit there for a second and contemplate like what if i went out into the parking lot at one point i looked at joe and i was like i might just go sit in the car well when you're

28:35Paige DeSorbo: not when you're just a friend of the wedding you're like totally nobody's gonna nobody yeah

28:40Hannah Berner: I'm like they're having a full reunion of like their second grade best friend. And I'm like, I'm a side character here. No one would know if I slipped out. A hundred percent.

28:53Paige DeSorbo: There's also a video of a girl doing the worm that everyone's sending to me at a wedding. We're like, you know, the bridesmaid and groom, brides groom, whatever.

29:03Hannah Berner: Maid of honor.

29:04Paige DeSorbo: Just the brides, just the bridesmen.

29:07Hannah Berner: Bridesmaids.

29:07Paige DeSorbo: Bridesmaids. And who's the what's the male version?

29:09Hannah Berner: Groomsman. groomsmen okay we got there bridesmen but we got there yeah there's a brides girls and the

29:18Paige DeSorbo: brides boys and they're walking in and they're do a little dance and then one girl she turns and she goes to the worm and i said a woman by my own heart as she does the worm the back of her

29:30Hannah Berner: dress pops like literally were they wearing short dresses no but it was like the you know the back

29:38Paige DeSorbo: of the dress has like a slit yeah so she starts doing the worm the slit goes all the way up she's fully wearing a thong and she's facing the entire wedding and when she starts doing it it pops and everyone exclaims they all go whoa and she probably in her head is like i'm killing it right now oh my going viral but i guess no how did that not come across my desk everyone's like she's a hero like she's she's amazing so shout out to she's our woman of stem of the week yeah

30:11Hannah Berner: honestly i give credit to anyone who in their head is like yeah i'm gonna stop and do the worm right now because the confidence they i would literally i would choke and i've done it in many a dress yeah you've done it on national television you've done it at you've done it at radio city music hall

30:29Paige DeSorbo: The only difference is I don't wear thongs. So I have flashed the audience many a time. You're so sick of it. You're like, not again. But they just see some Hanes underwear. It's nothing too exciting. Nothing too exciting. Actually, you're also Women of Stem of the Week runner up twice this week because Paige sent me her first ever message in invisible ink. I thought there was a murder. I was like, this has never happened before. I don't even respond to it. I go, who taught you how to do that?

30:59Hannah Berner: Well, do you want to know? I don't send you text messages with invisible ink because you're the only person that like, and I'm saying it with my chest and like, let them see it. Also go, who's Hannah going to tell? I'm like, she has no other friends that she's talking to this about. But you were at Sports Illustrated weekend and I like, I'm trying to be a girl's girl. And so like I'm not going to just like give gossip to some person that I don't know. That could be looking over my shoulder. Right, right.

31:34Paige DeSorbo: Well, little did you know I had no idea where my phone was. So no one was going to see it. Right. My point exactly.

31:40Hannah Berner: Like the last thing I need is like Paige DeSorbo's name popping up. And it's just like the most scathing text.

31:47Paige DeSorbo: But there's such a freedom of not having your phone and it not even being your fault. You're like, that was the universe. They don't want me to have it. but i when people text me now you can't see what they're saying it just says new message

31:58Hannah Berner: because i'm a girl no i mean i have that too yeah no i have that too that's crazy that's crazy um

32:04Paige DeSorbo: harry styles his new tour he's wearing a tie apparently no one can have an original thought

32:08Hannah Berner: anymore now you see just like average businessmen walking down the street you're like okay guys give a girl credit give me credit it's like kind of performative at this point people are mad at

32:23Paige DeSorbo: his tour because there's like part of the setup because they do these crazy setups it has like a curve and some vip people couldn't see anything because of like the way they designed the tour floor okay so clearly there wasn't a woman's touch involved is he like our like rock star you think of like our generation i think he's he's like a heartthrob i wouldn't say rock star

32:49Hannah Berner: yeah do we have any rock stars i don't know but it's so funny because anytime i'm around anyone truly and i except you and i say like oh i don't really get the harry styles like i think he's cute and i think like a lot of his songs are very catchy but for me i don't get the heart throb vibe i don't know i feel like he's more like oh that's a guy friend in my group of friends 100 that's the vibe he gives to me like he'd be a great time to like go out with and hang out and we were too old for one direction yeah maybe that's it especially with the topic i'm about to talk about next drop it what are we doing with our gray hairs because this is a no like this is a serious question i have some girlfriends that dye their hair because they're like my grays and it's easy my blondes i don't even ask them because they're dying all the time they're like don't even have to deal with that that sounds they're they've been dying their hair not like they're dying their hair all the time so they don't really or if they do i

34:00Paige DeSorbo: don't think you could see it against the blonde right and also like they want to be that color

34:04Hannah Berner: They're like, they get crazy sometimes. The blonde community just catching strays every podcast. No, the blondes have a tough go of it because they get this thing in their head. They get manipulated by their own blondness. And they're like, I'm not blonde enough. And then like, if you have a blonde friend and she's starting the transition to brunette, you have to be there for them.

34:28Paige DeSorbo: My favorite thing to do with blondes is when they go from platinum to like just normal blonde. I go oh my god you look so good brunette and then they spiral

34:37Hannah Berner: and people think you're nicer than me I know the sensitivity you have to have with a blonde who's transitioning it's really no you gotta watch them they'll burn your house down if they're transitioning and someone says something do you know what people don't talk about though brunettes

34:53Paige DeSorbo: who get a couple highlights and you don't realize looking back you were fully blonde I was blonde in my 20s and no one told me and it looked like shit yeah you were pretty blonde at one point blonde and i just went in asking for a highlight and next thing you know because the best thing

35:08Hannah Berner: that ever happened to you was ombre because you were like no root situation yeah i'll do it all

35:13Paige DeSorbo: day long ombre changed my ombre the girls loved ombre um so with the grays there is a spray okay that you a dye spray you get it your color yours is easy get black or whatever your thing is dark brown what are you dark dark brown i'm espresso okay espresso espresso i'm a chappuccino so you get the color and then you spray it

35:42Hannah Berner: i'm a rich mahogany you are a rich mahogany i'm a really rich library you've never stepped foot

35:49Paige DeSorbo: in a library so you can spray it if you're like going out every day okay yeah like uh but there was a time on summer house when i was just by the pool minding my own business for the first time ever and page came up like a monkey mom and started yanking out all my gray hairs well because you

36:09Hannah Berner: were my first friend to have grays you had grays young you must have been stressed honey i went

36:15Paige DeSorbo: gray early you had you went gray early i went gray early and i guess my dad went great early also my husband's gray so I'm like trying to catch up but you just started picking it in my head I was like I was told that she shouldn't do this but it's kind of fun right now and you were so happy like you were having so much fun that's like folklore I don't know but they do grow straight up but I think that's because grays have different like texture I'd like a real woman of stem to

36:43Hannah Berner: clock in on this is that a myth that if you pluck a gray hair that five more grow and if true what would the what would the science be behind that i have a girlfriend that like takes like scissors and like just cuts them down really low i'm tweezing them right out yeah like i'm pulling but i only ever get them on this side but let me tell you something the first time you do a ponytail and you randomly see like a bunch of grays on the side yet you do have like an existential existential like i sat there and i was like i don't have children i don't even i don't have kids yet i'm like i don't have a pension plan it's really jarring it's real and it's really sad and then it's just another thing where men it's like distinguished and wise and it's women it's like you're disgusting does his life got significantly better when he went gray well it's just so annoying that like you know what it is it's that like i hate men that have hope like if they have hope it's really not good i don't want to ever give them any type of hope and one thing that's really bad for the male species is there's

38:01Paige DeSorbo: always the possibility that they can get hot i know because like they do get better with a look at steve carell he's become a sex symbol like he seth rogan is that crazy yeah it is crazy it and speaking of when you said um what'd you say existential what did you just say existential you actually have it you have it it's there existential existential you have it someone wanted me to message you and say it's not all of the sudden it's all of a sudden all of the sudden all of a sudden apparently you said all of the sudden i don't know i'm just repeating i'm just repeating i'm the middle man okay that actually makes sense all of a sudden were you saying all of the sudden all of a sudden i don't know if i was all of a sudden

38:57Paige DeSorbo: you're rethinking every conversation you've ever had okay keep going what were you saying oh yeah anyway with greys i i will tweeze it also if you cut it too much then you have a lot of like

39:08Hannah Berner: little spiky right and then i'm like she's a crazy person yeah yeah but i think people really do believe that if you tweeze it like five more will grow in its place that's why i'm like we need to

39:20Paige DeSorbo: debunk this but i do believe like when i'm in a meeting if i have a gray that's showing i'm like you better fucking listen to me because i've seen some shit wow see i feel unkempt whenever anyone says anything about my grades or I bring it up I just go sorry I did reality tv you would too

39:41yeah it was only three years but it doesn't just say it had a lasting impact

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41:05Paige DeSorbo: depop you asked me if i watched the documentary are you talking about the crash yes it was intense I've watched a lot of documentaries per your recommendation and you watch some weird shit

41:23Hannah Berner: like you like culty weird sex like yeah just like weird murder stuff this this documentary made me physically ill like I actually at one point was like oh I just got so nauseous from

41:39Paige DeSorbo: this because you know what it's like to be in a toxic relationship and how like quickly it could

41:44Hannah Berner: happen that and also it was just it was so dupe like she was so she could dupe so many people because like what she was like cute and like it was just very scary not to be like i'm such a

42:01Paige DeSorbo: girl's girl but like yeah throughout it i really was giving her same benefit even at the end like the way she was crying i was like that's like a girl who like yeah something accidentally happened

42:11Hannah Berner: and like in court when they showed like her instagram pictures i was like okay what does this have to do with who she is as a person like so in my further research yeah apparently netflix

42:23Paige DeSorbo: did not show all the evidence because it did seem a little gray to me and then at the end everyone's like yeah fuck her and i'm like but it it did seem a little confusing apparently on hulu there's another documentary called mean girl murders where they cover the case and there's more evidence now fast forward if you don't want to know what happened but i'm gonna give you all the tea this girl is dating this guy dom great name and they're in this friend group in high school they're smoking weed whatever she gets into a car accident and the the two boys she's with in the car die and she's critically injured like it's crazy she survived that insane that was the one of the number one reasons i was like well she's not gonna do something on purpose she's the in the car she

43:10Hannah Berner: there's no way you would think oh i'll survive this or it was one of those like suicide missions

43:16Paige DeSorbo: like i'd rather us all go than you leave me so apparently she had done like a test drive the previous days like a couple times in that area and that area is nowhere near where she lives so that's what the hulu documentary has shown that's what people are saying online that makes it like very clear that like maybe something was premeditated so also in these small towns i do feel like you know where every turn is like don't you like know where you're going if you drive right yeah yeah so she apparently did 100 miles per hour straight into a building and at the very last five seconds it shows that the neutral and drive was going back and forth and that they turned the the steering wheel and the guys were on top of each other that could have been he got thrown or it could have been both the guys were fighting her

44:17Hannah Berner: like trying to get her off the yeah but the dark thing about it all is that like she wasn't trying

44:23Paige DeSorbo: to live if that was on purpose like she wanted them all to go right that's why it's so it doesn't

44:31Hannah Berner: make sense it doesn't make any sense like there's something missing her story from the very beginning

44:36Paige DeSorbo: is i have no idea what happened i have no idea what happened and then her mom was like she has

44:41Hannah Berner: pots that is so not true that I feel like was just uh my only thing that I like I'm thinking watching it is you know when someone because they say they left at 5 a.m you know when someone wakes you up in the morning and you're like pissed off like why are you making waking me up so every little thing you're just like I'm annoyed I feel like he said something or someone texted him and it was like if you don't tell me right now or you don't if you don't do this right now like i'll kill all of us and that's and that's it and then when it was too by the time it was too late

45:21Paige DeSorbo: she couldn't i mean and i tried to think like maybe it was an accident like there was no one on the road and she's like let's go 100 and then was like oh shit this there's a building yeah i

45:32Hannah Berner: don't know but like it's some suburban kid shit yeah it was a really crazy story really crazy and

45:39Paige DeSorbo: She's currently in jail. But the way the documentary was done was weird.

45:44Hannah Berner: Here's the other thing. Like, not that I'm a parent, but in what fucking world are you letting your daughter move in with her boyfriend at 17 years old? Like, she had zero supervision. She had, like, her parents knew she was smoking weed at such a young age. Like, yeah, she's only going to progress to doing more drugs. She had too much freedom. They didn't explain things. She didn't have the personality. she didn't have the personality to have this much freedom as a child they didn't explain things and

46:14Paige DeSorbo: they were like yeah dom has a lot of money no one explained how that happened there was a text that said like i want to buy drugs from dom so i'm assuming that he was like a big deal drug dealer in the area he probably like sold weed yeah but he was able to get his own house and she lived in it with him then the mom like basically saying she didn't really know the other kid so she didn't

46:38Hannah Berner: care to like say something didn't you write something down when you were gonna know you

46:43Paige DeSorbo: were gonna speak in court the whole thing was crazy it's called the crash it's on netflix let us know what you guys think something is a right and it's because she gave them no information so like there was nothing to work with and then she had her friend on just being i was just gonna

46:59Hannah Berner: say people were really mad at the friend because she wouldn't talk to the police and she wouldn't but she would talk to netflix yeah that's another reason which made me think she was guilty because if you are guilty your friend isn't talking to the police do you know also her friend

47:18Paige DeSorbo: has like a tiktok following so she was like i was doing really well on tiktok yeah thank you for this interview we were best friends and she was perfect but it is a weird like mean girl situation where one girl was like she always defended me and then another girl was like she told me to kill

47:32Hannah Berner: myself when they're trying to get like what she was like as a person and then she said that there was a car ride he claimed that she was threatening to kill them each other in the car actually is what

47:46Paige DeSorbo: no one should be driving no one don't drive i didn't get my license my yeah this is why hannah

47:52Hannah Berner: didn't have her license my mom wouldn't let me leave the house and we're all better for it truly no they're just huge weapons get a bicycle i'm doing this new thing where i cook once a week and i'm really proud of myself like i have had a transformational year i've read a book i've cooked dinner i'm like 100 pages into strangers oh good i need to get back into it

48:20Paige DeSorbo: i like took a little break everyone's into yesteryear oh my god i can't keep up i literally

48:24Hannah Berner: Does anyone have like another hobby? Booktog is fucking crazy. Also, I'm like, how fast do you guys read? No, these bitches are reading fast. How are they reading so quickly?

48:37Paige DeSorbo: Well, I order yesteryear. It's like sitting there and Des is just like wakes up at 6 a.m. in the morning. Nothing to do for four hours before I wake up. So he just grabbed the book and brought to a coffee shop and basically finished it. And he's like, what's this book about? He just reads things that are in front of him. He'll read a pamphlet.

48:55Hannah Berner: He doesn't care. Seriously, how long does it take you to get through one page of a book?

49:00Paige DeSorbo: When I'm in the zone, I can fly. But like when I hit a like, you know, when you can't get past a certain paragraph.

49:07Hannah Berner: Like how many minutes is it taking you to read 50 pages?

49:10Paige DeSorbo: I don't know.

49:11Hannah Berner: I need to know. I need to know what the rate of readers is. So you're saying like what's considered a fast reader and how fast are you actually going? and i need the spectrum ladies and what's a slow reader yeah you should read next to someone no are you kidding me you basically just asked me to go up to the board show my work okay let's take a

49:36Paige DeSorbo: breath we're not in school and you can take as long as you need to get through that paragraph if you have to sound out the words you do it no but you know when you like can't get through a paragraph sometimes like yeah something about it is just like or you like catch yourself like oh i was just thinking about something i have yeah oh i have another thing we all have to listen to but the podcast i actually met them at iheart i think the girl's actually a giggler which makes it that much more fun it's called love trapped have you heard of this it's about clayton from the bachelor and he gets involved after oh wait really crazy okay he he was the bachelor the worst experience on the bachelor like everyone hates him he goes fuck this he moves to arizona to become a real estate agent within a couple days he gets a linkedin message from someone with no picture and this girl goes on to ruin his life and all i'll say is he ends up hooking up with her she gives him two blowjobs and then she ends up claiming that it got her pregnant and then they go it becomes a huge diabolical situation i'm only two episodes in but it's like

50:57Hannah Berner: it's crazy pants it's like a baby reindeer yes she's blowing up his phone emails he's blocking

51:04Paige DeSorbo: her she's threatening to get his real estate license revoked she's saying i'll get an abortion if you date me for a week he's like are you pregnant she's like you can't come to the doctor's office i'll say you're threatening me like really scary stuff and no people are scary people are scary arizona um shout out to arizona beautiful cacti yeah

51:28Hannah Berner: well you want to know what it's so goddamn hot there i'd be hot-headed too i'd be losing my goddamn mind like it's a fucking air condition

51:38Paige DeSorbo: oh my god do you remember when we went to arizona for a show and we were so tired and we stayed at the w and we didn't realize it was like sunday fun day and we walked in and it was just like playing huge club music and i was like and i was like i'm so sorry and you were gonna kill me

51:53Hannah Berner: arizona was the first place ever that i was driving through and i was like they have no front lawns no one has a front lawn they have sand yeah i like didn't realize that was real like they have rocks

52:08Paige DeSorbo: yeah yeah and they have little little lizards people love arizona i love arizona i love the

52:15Hannah Berner: vibe i love the mexican food it seems very chill yeah you know for sure um so i recommend people

52:22Paige DeSorbo: listen to that we have a lot on the docket we have a lot of homework for the girls yeah anyway how are you what are you up to this week what am i up to this week um just some like daphne things um should i like look at my sketch i kind of have a slow week but i will be hanging out with my mom

52:47Hannah Berner: later again you know i have a lot of weddings really a lot of weddings coming up wait that's so embarrassing i have no weddings because all it does is friends are married and my friends are single okay my friends aren't married no oh it's a holiday weekend do you know like oh I forgot is there even a weekend as an adult like it's just a weekend to-do list it's not like it's relaxing it's just the things you have to do on the weekend like your laundry and like you know what though I talk so much shit but there's nothing I love more than a Sunday reset day it's my favorite thing in the world i know you get giddy i get giddy to fluff up my bed and like light my candles in my room do all my laundry like i like to set the mood sunday night in my bedroom at like seven o 'clock even though i'm not coming in till nine i like to marinate in like

53:45Paige DeSorbo: and daphne's already laying there like let's go mama literally it's like sensual

53:51Hannah Berner: there's smelling oils like there's massage things happening like it's really sensual

53:58Paige DeSorbo: i love that for you i never know what day it is but this week my trailer is dropping i'm actually not sure which day i'm nervous i'm excited okay let us know if you can tell what clip is in fact the good hair clip because it's really important i get so excited to drop stuff for gigglers and then it's just like i don't know it's it's a big deal it's my body it's finally coming out so keep an eye out for that i got my mango pineapple duncan refresher today with green tea less

54:29Hannah Berner: concentrate i got the berry acai and this time i got green tea instead of sparkling which i think is

54:39Paige DeSorbo: why i sucked it down so fast oh it was easier because it wasn't sparkling i was very thirsty day well thank you duncan for sponsoring the episode we love you guys thanks for giggling and we'll talk to you later