Giggling about group chats, social media, and cortisol spikes

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1:13If you're watching, first, take a breather. Welcome. Sorry I'm wearing the same outfit as you. I was on FaceTime with Hannah. She saw me get dressed. See, this is where there's two sides to every story. Yes, I technically saw you, but I wasn't processing. I was looking at myself in FaceTime. Right. I wasn't like, oh, she's wearing a white shirt. That's like a great idea. And glasses and black pants. Or what are you wearing on your feet? And that's why we're different. My comfortable sandals. Okay, look. Obviously, we're live. Like, we see the internet. We see it. We know what's going on. And this is Giggly Squad.

1:49This is Giggly Squad. Which is funny. Because we have to laugh through insanity. If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Yes, yes. Yes. So we will say, obviously, Sierra is our real friend in real life. So we have been talking to her, consoling her. We are behind her 100 percent. We would never capitalize or monetize off of our friend's heartbreak. We love you, Sierra, as the one and only guest that's ever been on Giggly Squad, who's a woman besides a couple cat psychics. I'm sorry, Trevor Wallace. And Trevor Wallace. We kind of just erase you from history. we're like we've never had a guest except one time a red-headed man came in and the girls rioted anyway i digress digress but he the last and this is the last thing i'm gonna say about it throughout the whole pod and this is the final thing i'm gonna say about it because sierra is a strong intelligent capable woman she will speak her truth when it is her time i would never speak for her and also this is reality tv like there is very concrete reasons on why hannah and i are no longer a part of reality tv it's one of the scariest things you can ever do in your entire life um and it's partly why we created giggly squad so yeah i think this is an example of how like what actually is going on in people's lives is far crazier than anything they ever show and I think Giggly Squad was created after us seeing how they wanted to pick fights and how they wanted to pick people and we felt like so much was on the cutting room floor and they weren't showing the things that they should show they wouldn't show and Giggly Squad is where we could just be ourselves and laugh and I do have to just shout out Sierra that um I was supposed to be beefing with her from the second I met her.

3:45Like, we should have never had a chance. Like, it was immediate. Like, you two need to fight over a man. And the second I met her, I looked her in the eye, and we were like, I love you. You love cats. I fuck with you. I was just going to say. She had like a cat ring on. And she's had my back since the day I met her. And I feel the same way towards her. So I love you. So since I've been trying to be off my phone. I deleted my app. You're going to call me tonight. Oh, also, I don't run the Daphne DeSorbo account. I need to say that. I just need to say that because I don't run it. I don't know who runs it.

4:21Shout out to their Canva game, but it is not me. So please stop tagging me. Are you sure it's not Daphne, though? And let me just give like one little snippet. Yeah, our group chat is better than yours. It's popping off. Okay, I'd be jealous, too. why do you think I'm wearing glasses I've been in the investigation people being like page is silent page is silent we're like Mary Kate and Ashley in those trench coats that's us you can re-watch that movie if you want to actually see what we've been up to and here's what one of the things that I also say is like we really do know the importance of female friendships and one thing that was happening like when I was going through a breakup after all was said and done I think I called Hannah one day and I was just like, thanks for letting me talk about this same situation for the past seven months and just like going over it again with me and going over it again with me.

5:18So like we are real friends. So if you think that I haven't gone over the same scenarios so many different times over the past year with my girlfriends, like you're crazy. Like it is weird to see things on the internet because you're like, those are my real girlfriends. So yeah, I'm going to react differently than to the people that are just natural viewers. You don't know them like, and I'm no longer on the show. So I'm not. Also, there is like whenever you post something, it becomes a news article where it's like, that's not what you want. Right. You guys donated a shit ton to the food bank.

5:52I posted a food bank. They're all donating. So the New York City food bank is very happy for everyone. Oh my gosh. Good. For all you little sleuths on my Instagram. This is a good point because a couple of weeks ago I had made, Daphne had made a, a t-shirt for St. Jude for just like a something like in-house that they were doing we didn't like post about it really because it was like for something they were doing at the hospital but so many people dm'd about the the t-shirt so we are going to put them on the Daphne website and then obviously all the money will go to St. Jude's but I've become like a partner with St.

6:27Jude um and I'm going to do more with them throughout the year but hi how are you today some stuff went down yeah we were together working as two women do and stuff starts going down and i'm like pidge i just dropped my music video and you were like hey babe not now you're like hey like you know when a mom's like trying to have a conversation with an adult and someone's like mom mom mom and she's like hey mom is speaking i'm on the phone i literally like i'm on the phone she's taking like she's press is calling her and she's having to like and I'm like ma ma hey what's this waste what I could do I go look what I could do look what I could do and she looks at me and she's like what are you talking about I go it's my world premiere and she goes I thought this was a joke and I go it's not it's a music video that I really produced I thought it was a bit okay well it's not and then I go can you watch it now I do have to say the pain of watching someone watch something you're male YouTube videoed me you were over my shoulder I waterboard you do you but I the funniest part about it is like you don't realize till someone else is watching something how long it actually is because when you're watching it through someone else's eyes it actually is like dog ears i am so sorry that was the longest music video i've i mean it's the only one i've ever done but it was it was unnecessarily like 40 seconds too long paul wall is gonna call any minute i mean it's kind of crazy so then like someone else came in the apartment and i was like hey and they're like what's going on and i go i just dropped my music video and page was like hannah shut the fuck i was like stop telling people let's get to like let's get to like why why you're actually stressed.

7:59No, let's. When I'm on my iPad at night, I know no bounds. Sometimes I'm like, it's time to take the iPad away. When you tell me, hey, don't go on socials, I'm still alive and a human. So we're like, I'm gonna be on my phone. So I'm pulling up Pinterest, I'm on Amazon, I'm shopping. And all of a sudden I get it in my head. Now, simultaneously, I'm thinking about how there's a pile of clothes in my closet that I need to hang up and like put away. Just like I'm thinking like closet mode. I'm getting, I'm like, should I organize something? Also, if you never need to organize, you can come over to my place too, if you ever just want to.

8:36Let's not push it. But when you're trying to be off your phone, crazy things happen. Crazy things happen. I fed the cat. Called my grandma. No, literally. I met my brother for the third time. I learned how to read. Have you ever heard of a steamer closet? It's a closet just for steaming yourself For yourself or for clothes? Clothes. I wonder what would happen if you got in it. Probably nothing good. But I've only ever seen one in person at Amazon, like at the Amazon studio. Like they have one in one of the green rooms and you can like throw your outfit in there or whatever. And you close the door.

9:09And you close the door. It looks, it's basically like a dry cleaner at home. So I'm doing some research and looking them up. $2 ,000. I think, hmm. It is a little steep, but let me girl math it for a second. how much time would i save steaming my clothes and i'm bringing things to the dry cleaners like using this little and as a ceo of a business and as someone that owns a fashion brand i should be pressed and i do have to say it's a write-off i look like an accountant right now that's why i thought of that so i purchased that and right now it's in my foyer because it's so yeah you know That's like when you order a couch and you're like.

9:51That I have no idea. I haven't even, I'm honestly, I'm actually waiting for my dad to come over. So that an adult knows how to get it up. That is like the perfect thing for a dad to do. But I know Gary's going to be like, what the hell is this? He's going to love it. Which brings me to my next point. I'm hosting my first holiday this year. This Sunday. Jesus has risen. I'm hosting Easter. Which. God has died. Jesus has risen. You just made that up. Christ has come again. Wow. Sorry, I'm a singer. Well, and you know what? Remix coming soon. I realized not that many people celebrate Easter, I feel like.

10:27Um. Like, no, like I'm saying, even the people that like, that is your religion. I feel like Italians do. Yeah, but I feel like some people, like a lot of people don't make it a big deal. I feel like, well, growing up for sure, there was like Easter egg hunts. Once my Nana made Jell-O Easter eggs. And I guess they like went down a little too easy. I had like 14 of them. and then I threw up in the car and it was all like green. It was just like green and like I still haven't lived it down. My dad brings it up all the time. And it was actually traumatic. I've never had Jello since. You're coming to my Easter.

10:59And I hope there's Jello eggs there. No, wait, I'm so excited. Unfortunately, there won't be. I'm trying to get Des to dress up as the Easter Bunny, which we almost did, but we kind of messed it up in our pitch. Well, I should have said that it was my idea. Yeah, if you wanted it, he would have done it, but he knows it's just me just messing with him. I'm not cooking. i'm catering so like am i hosting yes you are i mean there's like about 20 people having people in your space is an emotional exhaustion yeah like last night i was like i don't have any ice buckets no how am i hosting you have garbage with no ice buckets do you have enough garbage bags for when people just like toss their cup around or i have enough garbage bags okay look at me host that's the one thing i worry about but it's really stressful i don't know how people do this all the time people get mad about garbage people get mad about garbage i also texted you because des was gonna be gone all weekend and then i was like wait he's actually gonna be around can he come and you go imagine if i said no no but he would have been so funny as the bunny because he does like a character arc and he likes to give it he would give it his all i feel like if the suit's there yeah i might just amazon it and be like oh my god did you order i'd be like page Must have sent it We'll see We'll see Maybe I'll do it I feel like that's Really what you've been Gunning at I know but I want I want Kim DeSorbo To respect me Well Wait I envisioned Me and Kim With some wine In the corner Talking shit about you Like that's what I envisioned Hannah texted me today Like out of nowhere And was like Kim's waiting for this email And I was like Who?

12:37Like I literally Didn't know what she was Talking about And Hannah was like Your mom Because we were like waiting for an email and she was like i bet your mom's waiting also i hate who i become in these social events because again i'm gonna be like oh like we have to socialize but i think i'm gonna be excited you actually said to me the other day don't worry i'm gonna leave before it gets serious like jesus is actually gonna rise in my apartment i'm like what what part is it getting serious take me with you i don't want to stay when it's when's it serious you're like don't worry i'm scoot out right before like before what before christ rises yeah is there anything that i should know about it before like to prep is there a what are you gonna wear pastels right is um it is business casual no i just it's easter brunch yeah it's easter brunch like i'm gonna be in this yellow Gucci dress that I saw Kate.

13:34Kate Blanchett. Jessica Chastain. Got it. I saw her wear it on the cover of a magazine and I was like, that dress needs to be mine. And so I'm going to wear that for Easter. What's Kim wearing? You know, I don't know. Speak your mom's. Lenore cut a bob. And how is that? Is she different? She's gorgeous. Well, she's sending me a lot of selfies. She's loving it. I saw the pixie cut. that we posted on Giggly Squad account. What do you think? Gorgeous. I love it. Not for you? It is for me. Yeah. You're not ready. You're not ready. I think, here's what I think. In like a couple years, she's post-wedding.

14:11She's using children around. She's pre-children. Oh, pre-children. She's post-wedding, but she's pre-children. Somewhere in there. I feel like if you're nervous about getting an ugly haircut, do it when you're pregnant. My mom shaved her head when she was pregnant. It was iconic. yeah but she was in new york city in 1991 in the middle of the summer of august yeah she was yeah she was eight months in the summer so in terms of what i want to wear does i know will look cute he's good at like the preppy look me i don't want to wear something that upsets anyone okay i don't want to take the attention away from christ our lord and savior right because it's not about me on easter i'm not the main character yeah and you want me to make you an easter basket yes do you have a chocolate um bunny damn it i don't have a chocolate bunny that's what i forgot i've been ordering stuff on amazon because i need to bring a gift i need to bring a gift because i was like oh my god my mom's gonna come and be like what is this tablescape so i need to like impress my mom with my tablescaping oh my god i'm so nervous for you it's so stressful no and let me tell you something there's not a lot of easter stuff out there for boys try doing an easter basket for a little boy it's really hard just get them dirt so anyway a couple rocks so that's what i've been doing while i've been staying off my phone i've been ordering steamer closets and looking at how to fold a napkin into bunny ears and so we're really thriving you know who's not thriving yeah tiger woods and justin timberlake like this is either i'm in a different timeline and this is a mandela effect or i've seen this news article did you just bring up mandela effect yeah never done that giggly squad you're never on tiktok and you're like and people are like what timeline are you in if you remember this then you're on this timeline you smoke weed thank god thank god i don't have any vice no thank god you're my vice and you're Can you please stop FaceTiming me?

16:12Well, because now sometimes you FaceTime me and I feel like your mom. I'm like, are you OK? First, tell me what's going on. What did you do? Like, you know, your mom has that voice. Like you answer the phone. She like immediately knows like either something's going on with you that you're sad or like you did something. You're like, what is in your mouth? Give me what's in your mouth. Let it out. Spit it out. Spit it out. That is like how I feel like I have to talk to you sometimes. I'm like, what did you do? What did you do? Because we're casually texting, DMing all day, smoke signal all day. So then when I do the FaceTime, it's always something.

16:53Well, first of all, my invisible ink texts have gone rampant. I still don't know how to send a visible ink text. People don't talk about, if you're talking to a friend, like what your usual medium is to talk and then they FaceTime you, you're like, oh, shit. This is serious. But also I don't do it for work. Like I've never FaceTimed you ever work stuff. Yeah. Or like a group text. I think that's grace. Like Winslow. That goes through grace. I think you Snapchatted me a couple months ago. It's actually crazy in the year 2026. Like, okay, we could say that we've been addicted to our phones for how many years?

17:28Sorry, I was on my phone. What did you say? Like when do you think your addiction really start? 10 years ago? I wasn't addicted in college. I know that because my Blackberry broke and I was like, who cares? Like I literally was like, whatever. And I got addicted. Well, I remember in like 2015 seeing that like people started to make crazy money. That's when I started my Forks and Fitness account. Oh, right. We can't forget. And I knew that you can use social media to like build businesses. And then when I started working, when I started working for Betches in like 2017, I was private. Like I just wanted to be a video producer.

18:03Oh, no way. Yeah, so when I was working for them, I had, like, no followers, and I was just creating on their stuff. Yeah. And then I started, like, writing jokes. So I feel like I've had, like, a full, I would say, yeah, probably around the same time, like, 20, whenever I, like, graduated college and then started, like, working. So, like, 2015, 2016. 2015, 2016, the world went bad. There's this new thing called dumb phones, which is fun, where it's basically, like, flip phones that people can use. People are trying to solve it. they're like can I have a phone with no social media but then it's like if you have access to the internet then you have social like no one's gotten the right way or phones that are just text and calling but then it's like you need gps you might need your email I kind of feel like we should do it like once a month for a week like legitimately not go on any social media except for like pinterest when like things are in a certain situation I just get off my phone for two weeks yeah I highly recommend it if it's literally like getting off a drug where like the first four hours are difficult you're like yeah grabbing the phone you're going for it and well it's just like a habit like a sensation like a fixation oral fixation it's like wanting to get a cigarette but you can't yes and then you get past that a little bit and then you realize oh my god I have a husband yeah they start talking to him and then you think start thinking of plans you're like maybe I should call someone like literally like what you were saying maybe I was like what other hobbies can I do because also the algorithm I don't care how well you curate it you're always going to see something that like as sensitive girls yeah it makes you feel something you shouldn't feel in that moment right whether it's like grief or something or anger it's like can we just keep the cortisol levels I'm not cortisol spiking can you tell them the story okay you know that like crazy guy that does like the looks maxing and he's like 20 years old and he like takes meth glamazon or something no like literally um he was like it's gay to like be attracted to women that's what he said also he's like not good looking still his name is um a little twerp i want to say clavicle clavicle it's not it's not clavicle but it's like that clavicular Clavicular Okay Which I don't even know Whatever He got arrested What did he get arrested for?

20:25He got arrested for like Basically What is it called When you like Insight violence Like he made these two girls Like basically fight I think So I think he did get arrested And like possibly going to jail But I don't even I just like saw that clip But I saw a video And he's like a streamer Which I still I don't understand I don't know what a streamer is I do not get it Like I don't understand at all I know that men watch other men play video games sometimes. Which I think is. Whatever. You know what? Keep the guns down. Whatever gets you through the day. Put the guns down. Put the guns away. And watch whatever you guys want.

20:59Watch someone play Super Mario Kart. I still don't understand what a streamer is and where you watch streamers. Like I don't get what it. I don't get it. I think it's on Yahoo. But whatever. He's like streaming and he's like fighting with some girl. I don't know if it's his girlfriend or not. But he says to her. i'm not cortisol spiking and right when i heard it i was like that's my new brain rot next time i facetime you can you answer like that and be like i'm not cortisol spiking right now so i don't know what you have to say to me but i refuse to do it i don't want to hear it here's one thing another thing i will say i had a woman who i like work with reach out to me the other day and say how dare she a woman who knows me I said oh my god contacted me what do you want from me no because I believe just because you can contact me doesn't mean I have to contact you back and I fully implement that but she reached out to me and she was like I just want to let you know I listened to Giggly Squad and I was deciding between like going to a new job and like and I heard you say how much you like bet on yourself when you guys were on tour and like the different decisions that you had to make and I just want to let you know I ended up deciding to like go in a new path and like take a new job and like bet on myself and I was like I forget people listen to us I go oh that no that was really inspirational I felt like that was so nice and also we don't want everyone to quit their jobs it's just like if you already are teetering no it wasn't that it was like if you have a big decision whether it's like job or relationship or anything and you're like what should I do like I just always think like the universe will reward you not for picking the harder thing but picking the thing that's most you even if it's scary you guys the universe does reward you and sometimes if you're in pain you're going through something hard that means something good's happening after and I was very much in a situation where I was like I knew I didn't want to stay on reality tv for so many reasons but I was also so scared to not be on it but I was just like also as I said before 75 % of statistics are wrong but 44 % of women are in the workforce to men and only like around 33 % have leadership roles and that's why a lot of women are starting their own companies because the patriarchy is still alive and well in the workforce and sometimes you're like I cannot watch these guys who are mediocre keep getting promoted um ahead of me and i'm just gonna do my own shit because i'm i'm sick of being taken advantage of so go into corporate learn everything you have to learn and we support you you know another reason that i bet that older men are like starting to date like even younger women today is because women are like making more money than them and so they can really only go after like 25 year olds it does remind me of all those tiktoks of girls who were like corporate so funny because I walk in and I'm just like working with someone's dad I'm like Edward Edward did you forward the chart wait I forget that like there are people's dads that I like have on my emails with that I'm like do better um I have a current vocal stim yes have you seen the Kendall tool video of Peloton where she's like get him banned yeah oh get him banned we don't do that here we don't tolerate that disrespect get him banned i knew you would love that i can't stop see i have to scroll i can't stop because i immediately feel like i'm in did you ever go through that new york city like soul cycle just it was soul cycle flywheel and then what was the other one there was another one no i feel like there was like another one that was like trendy yeah that like went out of business this is my thing i've been so physically and mentally abused during collegiate athletics that like i never wanted to be yelled at by someone also i'd i don't have no rhythm but like when you go to a soul cycle class and you see the girls in the front with their like bouncy shit i was like that's an art form that like i'm not even gonna try to tackle that looks like it would take years i went to like three flywheel classes because like the guy i was dating at the time was like you should go you would like it i was like i love it I love all the different versions of Paige in your 20s.

25:21She was a one-woman show. She was versatile. Sorry that I had range. Okay? You could plop me anywhere with anyone, and I could talk to them, and I had a great time. I do have some single friends, though, that they're doing their range. They're deciding, like, oh, I'm going to date a crocodile hunter, or whatever, but some of them are. because I'm married and bored yeah I'm like I trust her and like she's living life and she's bringing the stories like you need a friend in your group who's like in that time of her life well I'm just like such a big proponent of and I felt it and I never felt bad about saying it and I feel like I had like boyfriends be like it's a really mean thing to say like I knew when I would break up with whoever I wasn't done going out and I'd be like sorry I'm not done being for the streets like I'm not done going out you're trying on different shoes yeah like I don't want you to ask me like where I am every single night and keep tabs on me like I when a shoe doesn't fit you keep you keep going through the aisle when I was like 27 28 if you had proposed to me and I and I had gotten married you're talking about me no just to hang like in the ethos yeah I would I would have been divorced.

26:42Yeah. Like in no situation when I, because I would have seen other girls out and I would have been like, take it with you. Okay, now that all the non-gigglers are gone, we'll tell you the real thing.

26:56Because you knew they were in the air. You knew they were in the air. They were like, 25 minutes, they're like, this is stupid. They're not saying anything. Okay, this is what's going on. Did you have anything else on your docket? No, worst news. Pickleball has been added to the Olympics for 2028. Wait, was the Kit Kat thing fake or real? Was it an April Fool's joke, Hannah? Oh my God, don't point at me. Sorry. I don't know. How pissed are you about pickleball though? Look. Do you feel like it's coming for your art? I support women in the arts. Totally. I personally haven't played it because I'm afraid I'll get addicted.

27:27And then the tennis community will be mad at me. Okay. It's just interesting. It's just, I don't have any, honestly, I don't have an opinion. Difference between pickleball and paddle. Paddle's more respected. It's European. got it it's sub-american great question it should be it's really i all the tennis players pickleball is gonna be in the next summer olympics yeah but like they've had breakdancing like it's not even like a big like you could have anything in the olympics if they have like a good marketing team really yeah you could have fucking kitten heel walking

28:06which i'm not gonna make the team why is that just a great saying kitten heel walking sorry i'm doing my kitten heel walking because people know how difficult it is i would assume it's like you have to go through a committee you have to like present why your sport should be in the olympics what like i would think that there's like yeah you have to like give the head of a pig to the person who invented the olympics like i don't know i'm thinking there's like a whole rigmarole situation. I think drag should be in the Olympics. A hundred percent. I think lip sync drag should be in the Olympics. Let's go.

28:35Rue. Now we're talking. Put it on the docket. Put it on the docket. No but the break dancing thing was we don't talk about it and we we skipped we moved on so quickly. I mean I made my whole identity for like six months. Like really when you break it down someone One like broke into the Olympics. It was a heist. Break it down. No pun intended. And she couldn't. She could not break it down. That's crazy. Every now and then I check her Instagram. And what is she doing? I don't know. I think she was kind of. You were really connected with her. Yeah. I think she's still fighting the good fight. She's like people misunderstood me.

29:11She was like, you don't. You don't understand. It was edited. I got a bad edit. people are really mad at talenti for i love how worked up you just got because they came for your italian heritage well what are they mad at them for it's like impossible to open up a talenti now you have my now you have my ears so like the way it is a cool what's it called container pint yeah it's a cool container pint but like to open it like when it's in the freezer it gets like impossible so there's always videos of people taking like nail guns and like knives and doing all these crazy things to open it but then part of me is like maybe it's good because you know no one ever needs ice cream no one's ever been like if I don't get this ice cream right now I'm gonna die we have a lot of pregnant listeners so stand 10 toes down on that and I've never been pregnant and I there have been times where I'm like if I don't get the pistachio not the mint I know they're both green.

30:15Use your eyes. Like if you've ever tried to order. No, I'm actually getting pissed. If you've ever tried to order a pint of ice cream on Instacart or like Uber Eats or whatever your medium is. And you get a man and he just gets because it's green. I'm like, if you get me mint, I will riot. Mint is disgusting. Mint with chocolate is so vile to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like mint tea though No but what I'm saying is There are those moments Where like I could see you like Trying to open the talent tea And be like Yeah I like put it under hot water I'd be like do I Wait do I actually Need this right now Or is this just an impulse Is it 3am Yeah I'm also a savory girl Like You are You're not like I want a cheeseburger I want Yeah A pennella vodka Like I'll wake up in the morning And be like It's a great day To have cheesecake later Des told me that he used to Wake up at like 6am And go to his freezer and eat like a layer of the ice cream but so his parents couldn't tell so he would like delicately eat a layer of it and do it every day one time when i was little i stole like a thing of frosting and i just like kept it in my bedroom because like frosting doesn't go bad and one day my mom was like why do you have this and i was like i don't know i guess it doesn't go bad it doesn't i had a friend whose mom like never let her have candy so i went in her bed one day and she was like look at this and under her bed she had like tons of candy and i was like just come to my house my mom lets us have candy whenever we want yeah i was saying we were like well i don't know if we knew italian households they love a cup of chocolate when you walk in yeah like you want a ferreiro roche you don't like ferreiro roche thinking about hosting like now i get why my mom was so crazy when we were younger like i could sit in the living room and hear like oh someone's coming over and she'd be like we don't have a cake where's the seven layer dip like what do we have and my parents keep a frozen cheesecake in the freezer in the garage in case someone comes over what's it called she's like bring out the fondue the fondue mountain she's like i have nothing to serve them you guys you know i love buffalo wild wings b-dubs represent i literally live there in college and now that it's about to be march madness i'm already planning my next trip i was just there recently and they have this amazing deal it's a pick six for$19.99 it feeds two people you get two entrees two sides and two drinks for$19.99 we're talking entrees like spicy chicken dippers and wings sides like tots wedges or fries plus two drinks it's actually such a good deal it's the perfect fun date for two or a night out with your bestie maybe even that random girl you met on a night out and instantly became friends with no judgment so if you're gearing up for march madness grab pick six for$19.99 at buffalo wild wings price may be higher in select states see web or app for details i think you're going to be the hostess with the most no i'm very excited i'll definitely put some pics in the newsletter because i'm really working on my tablescape and i hope that my mom is proud of me i know and i've seen all the packages coming And like it's early.

33:30Like my brunch starts at 10. Do you want my help? Or do you think I'm going to be actually distracted? Yeah. See, that's what you're trying to tell people. That's what you're trying to tell people. They're like, why don't you help? And I go, because I would have made it worse. You'll come over, you'll see my mom, and you'll be like, we haven't talked. Let's get into it. Kimberly. Oh, Kimberly. I'm so excited to see her. I just can't believe you watch me get dressed on FaceTime. Who wear better? the funniest thing is we both have perfect vision this is insane of us wait now i feel stupid now i feel dumb okay now i really feel dumb for the um we don't do that here yeah bam we don't do that here i want to say when other people make fun of page not be able to read like that'll piss me off i'm like okay she's actually really like you know how many times i've done like actually she's actually really fucking smart actually she's fucking she's smarter than me she's a genius and everyone's like but you make fun of her saying she can't read every single episode i go because she's a genius get in on the joke like we're being sarcastic do you ever get a phone call in the morning and you have to answer but do you try to pretend like you're not asleep all the time like you didn't just wake up what's your what's your strategy

34:55I'm not gonna do it. Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. All the time people are like, you just wake up? Yeah. And I go, no, I'm sick. Oh, that's a good one. Sometimes I'll give like, oh, Kitty was up all night. Kitty looks over like the fuck I was. You know I've been sleeping for 20 hours. I've been like sorry I've been just writing no but but we are creatives yes so we do stay up a little bit later because we don't have a traditional boss as they say not to call you out you were quite productive this morning though over text well I was mad about something oh like I literally separately texted Grace and was like is Paige like okay and she's if you piss me off I'll be at the gym at 8 a.m when i'm mad things are getting done oh i'm turning into my mom oh my god wait i actually just had a moment i'm gonna start crying because not like actually but like you know when you're younger and like your mom's pissed off about something and you're like fuck like she could pick up anything like there's anything could happen if she's gonna go off whenever my mom would get mad I feel like she would like come in my room and like and this and this is just all over the place and you're like okay like that's it's been all over the place but that's me like if something pisses me off and I can't like take it out on that that's really bad I should talk about it in therapy look at it down look at us realizing things that was really healthy yeah because I'll wake up and be like and guess what else isn't working the tv so figure it out like anything could set me off yeah that's like when you're pouring your coffee and like a little milk spills and your day's been going bad already and you're like are you serious can i get a day um speaking of woman of stem of the week oh my god um her name is at e-money on the track shout out she follows me that was pretty cool um she why do i feel like a radio radio dj shout out like staten island e-money on the track shout out um she's doing do you know what a crow pose is okay if you're a yogi a crow pose is a hard crow hard pose okay and she's doing a side crow pose which you can only imagine i actually can't because i have no idea usually i can i can go with you like usually i can follow you but this one i she's doing like side crow pose okay and then her head is like floating okay and then she's sipping aperol spritz okay and i think that earned woman of stem of the week okay because like you're doing yoga and you're getting drunk are girls still drinking aperol spritz like do you think it's still a thing or it's just yes that's the difference between me and you what do you mean don't play innocent i don't like aperol spritz okay because i was gonna say aesthetic girls love aperol spritz because of the flat lay because the color is so nice i think it tastes like robitussin it does but it looks so hydrating it looks like gatorade zero and i try it every summer i'm like maybe this is the summer that like i love aperol spritzes yeah i want to be a girl who likes aperol spritz but here we are no i want to be a girl that can like get drunk and not get hung over no i it's not even that i would take the hungover i don't even get to the point of like being drunk and having fun yeah like I'm already like I'm like sorry I have to go I have to throw up like I can't do this shout out to another girl who got women of stem of the week um what's it called when you didn't win but you got runner yeah she got runner up um she posted a video her name's mg she's like when you're about to get proposed to but you don't know and you're not getting out of the pool and it's her friend filming her we're like you know when you get in the pool and you're like this one doing for the next eight hours and she's like doing mermaids she's doing handstands having a day she's having a day she's flapping around and everyone's like when is she gonna get a full like he's trying to propose to her and I feel like that is girlhood and that makes me so happy because like you that's so me if I'm like asleep and like Des woke me up to propose to me I was like can I get like an hour more sleep yeah and then we could do this if and when I get engaged I feel like it's gonna be really hard to surprise me even if you did it successfully you still would smell it off him 100 and here's the other thing i'm asking my mom and my mom's telling me yeah like if i have a vibe and i say mom do you know anything about this she's telling me can i also say something controversial yeah if your guy does surprise you yeah that means he's a liar and he'd cheat her it's not a good sign if he's that good at hiding something from you i don't want to marry you well i want it clunky i do think it's a red flag if you're getting engaged to someone and no one knows like he's doing it and he hasn't told any of your friends he hasn't told any of your friends he hasn't asked your dad I mean not everyone does the like ask your dad thing but did Des do the ask your dad thing well that was actually a really funny story I was in the bathroom as I always am yeah with the door open it's right next to the garage and Des was in the garage with my dad and they're speaking very loud and of course I can overhear them and he basically was like hey can I like marry my daughter you never told me that so you heard him ask I've literally heard it and my heart sank I was like this is so annoying and then of course my dad goes yeah she's your problem now making a joke they're laughing and I'm like what the fuck and then my dad walks in tells my mom so even if I hadn't heard that I then hear him telling my mom like my my New York family so fucking loud oh no one can keep a secret then I get out of the bathroom I'm like hey I heard everything so how quickly from then to when he did it maybe like one or two months but the a funny thing that happened is we were in West Hampton and he kept being like I need to go to the city and I felt like it was for a reason for the thing and we had to go city and we were um fostering like really shy pit bulls like pit bulls that needed help and he opens the door to go to the city and this pit bull runs out like after him yeah and but we basically are like chasing up a huge pit bull around west hampton this is my nightmare and it ends up taking like two hours and des is like normally pretty calm in these situations and he he's i could tell he's like freaking out and i'm like we're gonna get the dog it's fine like there's nowhere for the dog to go like we're on an island yeah we're gonna and we get the dog and i find out later he had an appointment to get the ring so he was like freaking out and I'm here just laughing because the dog like we just tried to get the dog and it keeps running away from us and I think it's so funny and he's like not the time I really think my dad's gonna be like no uh my dad was like are you ready to get a twitch yeah I think my dad's gonna be like ah let me ask my wife and we'll get we'll let you know I know for a fact that he's gonna be like yeah I don't like this at all like what'd You know what?

42:13I don't think he's been nervous for it because anyone I date, my dad's like, she's just playing. She's just having fun. He doesn't take anything serious. I feel like anyone you dated in the past hasn't had like a moment to even like talk to your dad like that. He's he's watching the news in the other room. No, my dad's not making he's not available. Also, they have to go through me first. Yeah. There's like a lot of steps before you get to your dad. Totally. How did we even get on that? fight me first you have to get a physical altercation i wish i could bring something up from like tiktok or like anything that i saw this week but i know what happened i deleted all my apps yeah but then i messaged our gen our gen alpha z correspondent my cousin andrea and i said hey what's going on on tiktok she gets me on a voice note with her friend and they're trying to explain to me about olivia rodrigo she came out with a new album yeah but how she was in the same party as taylor swift when they famously have beef but it was at the same party paul mccartney's party and you know who's also there john mayer who taylor swift has wrote a lot of stuff about and they were so that was from andrea i was like what do i say to the gigglers and they left me like a long thing so thank you andrea for that tea but she doesn't know what it means At the end of the day Paul McCartney is like an icon I think they all wanted to be their support I think it was like a listening part I don't know What people do at parties I don't know The fact that people in Hollywood Who are so rich and famous Still want to go to parties I'm like when does it end Well you know that's actually Something that's very interesting Because I feel like The like socializing scene In LA, New York and Miami Is so completely different I don't like any of it I'm probably not going to any of them So they're similar but like new york is so like you must go to dinner like you what you're famished you haven't eaten i don't know why they're all of a sudden british and then it's like out and then it's someone's apartment where like la i feel like they skip crazy house parties you go to someone's house in the middle of nowhere where there's no cell phone service and everyone's like what do you do who are you represented by who do you know here i've only gone to like a couple parties in la before one I did almost get abducted yeah slash murdered another one me and you spoke to nobody and we're just in the corner what one was that when the dark one it was like a bar yes we got french fries anyway I digress okay now that all the non-gigglers are like for sure gone because they thought they were before but now they are I just want to let you guys know Hannah's never told a lie name one time that Hannah's lied I do have to say I want us to like actually learn from the situation yeah as a whole when you feel wronged by someone or things didn't go well do not try to get revenge do not try to hurt them do not think about them in negative ways yeah literally say thank you and focus on yourself because the more you attach to the old energy what they put at you they're putting in other people they're putting towards themselves remove yourself from the situation and their stuff is going to be handled yeah leave that to god leave that to whatever you believe in yeah focus on yourself keep your hands clean go to sleep at peace yeah and i focus on myself and i try to stay out of drama occasionally drama comes to me and i it finds us it finds us and that's yeah women in the arts unless you're a man then i'm coming for you.

45:52Don't rest. If you've ever dated me, don't rest. That speech was for girls. Don't rest. We love you so much. Thanks for giggling. Bye!