Giggling about Hannah’s special, karma and botox (again)

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1:29I was ready to go to bed at like 10 p.m. last night and I said what if I just stayed up scroll my phone a little bit and then it was midnight and I got all excited and then Paige was like we're recording to 8 a.m. and I was like but I'm literally partying and by partying I mean I was sitting on the toilet scrolling my Instagram to see if the gigglers were watching it yet.

1:52Hannah Berner: Did you watch it like did you turn it on? Where I'm staying right now doesn't have hulu what does that even mean in the year 2026 what does that mean you're staying somewhere with no wi-fi our tv is weirdly connected to something that doesn't allow hulu on it so i watched it on my phone and once i watched i watched the beginning just to make sure that like all the audio was like sync to my voice to my mouth and then i was like we're good wait that is so first of all i feel like that's not true and this is like a bluetooth situation 100 that tv can get hulu there's actually no doubt in my mind that that tv is capable of airing hulu i actually like for a second i was like oh yeah maybe and then i remembered who i'm talking to that tv has hulu 100 no i am so scared of tvs like why are they so fucking complicated tvs and turning on showers it's 2026 let's get it let's find a simple way is des like if you're if you're home and you're like oh i'm trying to think of something that's like a good example of something that's broken that's not the tv like anything like the wi-fi or yeah like the tv the computer anything is he able to fix is he fixing it first are you going to him for him to fix it you're like i have so many questions on who's in charge over there how are you guys watching tv well at the end of the day he is a boomer however right that's what i'm saying boomers are good at tvs honestly like we're in an equal partnership yeah you really are do you want to know who's not who's not i'm not in an equal partnership whatsoever because somehow i've become the it and i go there's a problem here and i think actually you there's something wrong with you if i'm the it person in the house we're going down ship is going down yeah because you just do manual labor like you want to just take out your toolkit you don't want to be like figuring out electricity the other day I said where should I put my bolt cutters because I had him in a random closet and he goes I go this is how I know I I love you he goes I think you should put him next to my bed just in case and I go phenomenal idea and you never know you never know why all the lesbian gigglers on pride are excited for you to come out one day because she walks around with her tool kit and her tool belt just trying to fix stuff around the house um i'm not saying anything but i'm not saying anything yeah i've been known to level a thing or two anyway okay back to hulu oh yeah so exciting i downloaded for the plane so i didn't i wanted to watch fresh and also i wanted to watch somewhat in public oh interesting you want to make a statement well because if i'm on a plane and i see someone's ipad you know i'm nosy i'm like what are they watching with it what are they wait so you're literally gonna watch it holding it up on the plane is anyone getting the wi-fi are you actually connected make sure you put the closed captions on so people get the punch lines wait that's so but also i feel like then you have to watch it on tv yeah for like the full experience you watched it on your phone and you're gonna come at me i'm not watching it i'm not watching it i've watched it yeah you when i tell you guys i've watched every second a bazillion times and like i i need to let myself go and also you can't make edits right god forbid i see something that an angle that i don't want i'm so excited for the gigglers to see the part where really the whole thing to just see your hair see the part where your hair it's your your hair is on your head yeah i like it just looks so good i've been holding in my jokes for a year like i've been like working on all these jokes that because i knew the special was coming out I couldn't talk about them on Giggly Squad.

6:03I couldn't do them. You would bring up a topic that I was doing on stage. And I'd be like, I have a joke. I can't say that right now. I was really being held back. I was...

6:14Hannah Berner: Creatively, emotionally. You've been being held back. And today you've burst. I've burst my bubble. And yeah, I'm just... I'm really excited. I have no words. Also, it's fucking 8 a.m. Why are we recording at 8 a.m.? You know, it's funny because right when we got on the Zoom, I looked at you and Grace and I was like, the things I do to them where like I get off on it because I did a hair mask last night. So I've been itching to wake up and wash it out. So like at 7 a.m. I'm like, I'm washing my hair mask out. I got micro needling yesterday. Oh, little tip for the girls. You're so awake right now.

6:58Hannah Berner: I don't know what's going on. I've like turned into a morning person. That's what happens in your mid thirties, girl. And if you go undiagnosed anxiety for this long, you can, you just become a morning person. Yeah. Got it. Oh, my micro needling. Oh, I actually have a couple of things to say and I didn't want to say it because I wanted you to talk about your Hulu stuff, but it's bursting out of me. Yeah. No, you're like, you've, we've who's out. Okay, let's go. my pores are not looking how i want them i'm obsessed with microneedling you know that i just did my second session yeah you facetimed me yesterday and your face was fully numb and i'd have a serious conversation with you while you just were like my girlfriend told me to take a clear take claritin like the day before the day of the day after she said it helps with like breakouts afterward who's your girlfriend tiktok no my friend alexa was it a doctor no but in my world might as well no alexa knows things alexa knows things and if it's that it's that it's she knows things so that's the first thing the second thing wait why why clariden i something with like the histamine because you do break out after anything here's how someone described it to me when you get microneedling anything that was gonna come out of your pore in like two months is going to come out right now because it's like puncturing your skin to like remove it to repair so if you have like a pimple underneath that like eventually it's going to come out and you go get microneedling it's probably going to come out like immediately so you do purge a little i love purging if someone brings up purging my head is whipping and they tell me about your journey You want to see effects I want to see it But why do I feel like the more effects I feel like the I guess the better the treatment The more bad stuff happens Well it's like your skin has to get bad Before it gets better It has to like break down before it can rip Or is that the patriarchy No That's science It has to like First time you've mentioned science on this part ever So then I'm laying there yesterday They're numbing my face You lay there for like 40 minutes You love getting numbed

9:19Anything involving numbing Paige is like please And also get my Brain while you're at it My frontal lobe Please

9:28Hannah Berner: So I'm laying there I'm numbing She's like do you want me to turn the lights off while you numb I'm like totally So she turns the lights off I'm like meditating I'm sitting there I'm having a great time I open my eyes and I'm like you know what sometimes you have to be hypocritical and sometimes you have to change your mind and sometimes you say something and then something happens and it's different and so i did make a botox appointment i'm so obsessed with you but also obsessed with you you guys we're watching her journey her honest journey so we're watching an honest journey of a woman in her 30s sorry healing isn't linear that's what it healing's not linear sorry i'm taking a step back that's what you guys when anyone asks you anything just say healing's not linear okay period slave it's not linear and so we made an appointment for two weeks what made you do this because the gigglers have whiplash they're literally in their car they just went do you want to know what did what made me do it and i'm gonna call her out right now it's taylor fitzgerald i said i'm not gonna get botox till i think like the fall maybe i'll come and i'll do it this is her makeup artist by the way who we love who's really good at cooking i'll get it in my forehead and she looked at me and she goes but what about a smooth forehead when you're in italy and i looked at her and i go why would you say that to me why would you say that well this is like she knows you're already anxious about italy i texted you a couple days ago i I just threw it out there.

11:01I said, how are the outfits going for Italy? Because I haven't started. And you said something to the effect of horrible, something a little too dark for the question. So I know you're stressing and she took advantage of your insecurities in that moment.

11:16Hannah Berner: Also, she's look, she looks at my face, arguably the most of anyone I know. So she sings. I was like. OK, well, so I'm really excited for that. And then my third and then my third. But you're not going below your eyes. I'm just doing my forehead. Because I did love how my forehead and eyes looked. So I'm just doing my forehead. Okay, because we can't do a lisp on the pot again. It really was affecting downloads. The only thing I need you to do is use your lips to pronounce things. It was really crazy. And I just want to give credit where credit's due. And that's to me. Because I didn't. I could have freaked out way more.

11:56Hannah Berner: Did you post the saggle? So I fully went on Netflix with a frozen mouth. Yeah, that's just like women in STEM at that point. Really? Because I thought of it as like some type of karma. I was like, okay, and I'll take this. I did something bad and I apologize. I repent. Whenever something like that goes wrong, I go, who did I piss off? Wait, so you're just checking off your karma boxes. You're like, if this is the moment of the day. Okay, cool. I don't check off my karma boxes. I actually check off other people's like I'm still waiting for other people's to hit and then oh yeah well that's the problem with karma the more it hits the more you're like and what about these other people sometimes I'm like that karma should have gone to someone else and I know exactly who but I do have to say I sleep peaceful at night that's all I have to say my karma's clean my karma's totally you know what saying I don't like is my side of the street is clean I hate that saying who's saying that to you i don't know i feel like are you in the mafia like my side of the street is clean or maybe was that a kelly clarkson song i don't know where i'm seeing it but i'm seeing it wait what was the third thing what was the third thing i'm getting my third i'm getting my third microneedling session okay in like the beginning of august and then that's it then you're done then I'll only get it once a year and that's why do I feel like your micro needling is like your book club you're like girls we're doing our third micro needling this month I'm obsessed with my micro needling I just think it really works has it been working like do you see a difference I do feel like I see a difference what about internally well I do have a group chat going on with not even a group chat I have multiple text threads going on with different people about finding me a new therapist it's hard i'm getting people together that have never even met before that's crazy you didn't run this by me at all like i love what you're like hannah's too close to the source she's too close to the sun it'd be a conflict of interest anyone that's working on you certainly can't work on me they die i would never give the overload we can't have the same therapist that would be too powerful no i actually think that is like illegal we use the same psychic and we use the same energy healers and lawyers and agents sorry my energy healer is my lawyer you know it's so funny a friend one of my friends texted me the other day and goes i i'm gifting you an astrology appointment with my favorite astrologer and i'm like this is girlhood i don't want flowers me neither book me an astrology appointment literally goes emails in your inbox like for june just like think just wanted to do something like nice and whatever and i was just like yeah this is a good let's normalize getting cat psychics for your friend like that's way better than being like here's a candle that's a fun it's a phenomenal gift that's like an experience that you don't have to also like where do you get a gift card nowadays yeah we're going to getting a gift card nowadays yeah the email doesn't hit the same it doesn't someone an email because i'm like spam i'm like yeah i deleted it and also like you're saving that email and remembering oh i have a gift card let me go get that now like i loved a physical gift card as a child because i thought like i had a credit card it doesn't hit the same remember when like in the grocery stores they started like every gift card was there and you could get any gift card from anywhere i thought that was real innovation wait we're aging ourselves are we talking about gift cards physical gift cards so anyway so i'm excited for you what was i saying you were saying your third micro needling oh yeah so then that i think that was my third and final thing you're like and i'm done oh my god kitty's being so cute sorry um okay back to hulu I do have to say it does feel like Christmas morning yeah and I also just feel like we're in such a good place with the gigglers right now like the gigglers the gigglers are ready they're like give it to me everyone's watched you like work for it like we've watched you be on tour for literally two years so like we I feel like the gigglers feel just as in it the gigglers are tired Yeah, like we're exhausted.

16:31Hannah Berner: Like I can't see you in another city. It's too much. Well, what I love so much about the Gigglers is I did a couple podcasts to promote the special. And a couple of them came out yesterday. And the Gigglers are obviously excited. Like they're like, we're going to listen to all of them. However, they were like, babe, are you OK? This is a lot of podcasts. When did you do these? Was it on the same week? Like the Gigglers care less about like the girls want to make sure I'm OK. and because you're so motivating to me i like when you take a break because i'm like no the gigglers are literally my dms be like hannah you don't need to do another podcast you're good we need you to rest like they are tracking my sleep schedule so to all the gigglers i feel like i did fewer podcasts to promote because one we have giggly squad and i don't shut up but two just because you run out of stories i have to go out on the sidewalk and do something illegal i have no more stories no and also like people get mad when i talk about being from brooklyn and playing tennis and my grandpa but i'm like you guys i can't make up new stuff about myself i'm actually gonna start i'm gonna just like start being a guy and like make things up about myself start being a guy like yeah let's go with that let's just go with that sure i did do david spade and dana carvey's podcast which was you guys know i love older men i was in my element i couldn't believe i was just riffing with like two comedy legends they're just girls girls they're just one to giggle and they giggle at the silliest stuff you know how like they say you get a dog and you like love your dog you love your cat you start to look like your animal you have a best friend you start to like look like each other tell me that they are not like the man version of like that's my best friend and so like we kind of look like and i love them they're like us because they're opposites like dana's literally living on a farm yeah and then like david spade is like getting like i literally i feel like i saw david spade getting paparazzi by like TMZ and had and I've seen other people recently be paparazzi by TMZ and in my head though when I saw him I was like TMZ is still a thing like I don't know why he think like there's something about him that is very like 2000s to me like I feel like maybe that's when I first like knew who he was like was introduced to who he was speaking of TMZ i've been getting some messages being like hannah can you stop being pr trained it's taken me six years let a girl have some growth because yesterday i got a text from my publicist she was like i did the today show and she's like tmz is outside just letting you know let's keep it cute so the whole day i just kept going let's keep it cute i love that we're getting older and we're getting positions of power because yeah keep it like that you get the vibe you don't just say anymore no well also i've never kept it in my entire life and yesterday i woke up and i said i'm gonna start keeping it cute what did they say to you when you walked out anything so i ended up kind of speeding by oh good one thing i would love to talk about re today's show the socks and the shoes honey i i loved it thank you because the gigglers in the comments didn't know what to do they were like we like some stuff we don't know where page stands yet and and you were you were holding out on them i did it did you post a grid no i didn't post a grid you're waiting for the grid are you celebrating today are you doing anything what do you do oh you're going to taylor strecker's you're having all your friends over wait no all your friends are going well first of all all my comedy friends are on the road and then i feel like i have like my close friends but then if i go like a little out it becomes crazy like it's like too many people so i got it's basically me and my mom you got anxious about inviting people and so then you decided not to invite anyone and that ladies and gentlemen is the thesis of your 30s no because i was like i couldn't if i invite yeah no i get it yeah then i have to invite someone else then i have to invite someone else then i have to invite someone else actually i invited someone who like doesn't know anyone else and she responded to me and then i didn't respond to her perfect because i was like actually i don't know if this is a good fit right now and i don't want to put you in that situation so i think i rescinded an invite because i wouldn't want i realized i put her in a difficult position i don't want people making friends at this gathering telling sorry i have cat hair you didn't tell me about this well you got a long-haired cat but it doesn't do that because you wanted the aesthetics and now you have white hair on your on your product no it's like literally i feel and you want to know something because of my hobby my face is at any given time sticky and so i will literally leave an interaction with kitty and like i'll have to rip my face off but that just means that you reapply more layers which you know you love to do back to hulu for a quick second i started watching not suitable for work yes it's so cute i have so many shows right now i feel like i'm it's so funny because um four weeks ago you said there's nothing i had no shows now i'm inundated whenever i have something on the calendar where i need to look hot but not 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22:37Hannah Berner: It's my go-to when I don't want to overthink my outfit because everything is styled in a way that actually makes sense. I'll find one top I love and then Revolve shows me similar options so I can build the whole look. It's dangerous but it is efficient. You can shop by vibe too, date night, night out, vacation, so I'm not 14 tabs deep questioning my entire personality. And if I even do panic order multiple sizes and backup options at midnight the shipping and returns are so easy it's not stressful and i'm normally so bad at returns um i feel like we're both obsessed with helsa blazers right now nope i'm having a full helsa moment we can't stop doing helsa because they really show like they go in right at the waist the right way it's chic it's classy so that's what we've been wearing a lot from revolve and i also love her dresses i feel like i've ordered a bunch of summer dresses recently i also randomly will get like earrings and just like a kitten heel that i see that they recommend because it makes it so easy they have styles that feel elevated but effortless all the brands i actually wear new arrivals daily inclusive sizing and the best customer service with fast easy shipping and returns whether it's a girl's night a date or one of those i need to look hot but not like i tried too hard moments revolve always has it go to revolve.com slash and use code GIGGLY for 15 % off your first order.

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26:00Are you watching Love Island?

26:03Hannah Berner: Okay, here's my thing. I have not started U.S. I'm really upset that US is on at the same time UK is on. Oh, you mean not the exact same like 8 p.m. time? No, just like both seasons are on and that's a lot of Love Island. Well, this is giving when I was obsessed with The Bachelor and it was two hours a night and I had a full family. Yeah, it's getting it's hard to manage. And I, I hate to say this, but the L but the but the Love Island America is so vastly different. I feel like from Love Island UK when it first started. this is the first time ever that i have felt like oh i can't watch love island like and not because i'm like oh they're so much younger which they are but i started love island usa because i was like whatever i'll just let uk rack up and then i'll go through it i had to turn it off because one of the girls goes i'm she's introducing herself to like three other girls and she goes i'm from new hampshire and the mind you this is love island usa she goes i'm from new hampshire and the other three girls look at her as if she has said a small country in the middle of nowhere that has zero tourism and the girl responds and goes do you guys know where that is all three

27:45Hannah Berner: all the girls are like no you stupid bitch we're on love island what the fuck and I'm here for love not geography and she goes it's right above Boston and I in my own home by myself with Kitty I start laughing because I'm like guys that's hilarious television like that is I mean the editors were like thank you not even a niche state like a lot happens in New Hampshire I feel like yeah New Hampshire's talked about it I'm well especially if you live in the northeast yeah this one girl was from philly i love people from philly i was like it's important for you to know wait did i talk about meeting the cast of love on the spectrum no you didn't at the amas no oh my god so i get to the amas with my mom i'm nervous and they put us in this room like before the show starts with like all the other like presenters i don't even know who's in this room but i immediately was like oh my god like how i don't know i have an hour to of like small talk i don't know what to do yeah and des text me and he was like i just saw a photo the cast of love on the spectrum is there you have to find them and i was like okay i like having like a goal and like i have a project and some people were coming up to me and i swear to god i was like i'm i'm it's so great to see you guys again i love you like it was some la comics and i was like i need to bother the people on love on the spectrum and when i tell you i never bother people i never bother people but doesn't i cry through love on the spectrum like laughing crying it's the most beautiful show in the world and i don't like bothering people you bother me all the time i only bother you and my mom and people i love so i go up to logan and if you guys haven't watched love on the spectrum you have to watch it like this isn't a joke this isn't a bit this is serious so he always said that he loves girls with straight curly hair i go up to him and i had my hair like waved i swear to god he was like and this is what i've been waiting for

30:12Hannah Berner: and i stood there and i knew it he's like are you getting a load of this take a picture because this is what i mean when i'm trying no he fully was like let's get a photo and he was like hi and i'm like logan like you're my everything and at one point i was so i'm talking to him and i was like i think i asked him what his sign was i'm like i'm a leo and then he's like how when were you born now one thing about me is i'm not afraid to tell people my age yeah i'm out here i'll i'll say it you don't have to ask i'll tell you i'm not either i feel like there's it's something like if you're oh i don't tell people which is like totally fine it's what we were taught it's giving i'm ashamed and one thing about me i'm not ashamed why were we taught that even looking at someone be like no you look like you're whatever is still shaming them every time someone says their age and i have an a reaction an involuntary reaction i want to kill myself in that moment like whether my even even if my reaction is like you look gorgeous I always feel like it sounds condescending like one of my girlfriends not even one of the this girl that I know said to me oh yeah she said it like in passing conversation she was like oh yeah for my 38th birthday and I go you're 38 and she was like yeah and I was like oh my god you look so good and right after I said it I was like why would I say that I was like why did I say that like no i genuinely meant it like you look so i would have never thought you were 38 but also like yeah you could be 38 why why is that crazy that you look so good in your 38 and it's not our fault like i'll literally because you'll meet someone who's older than you and then you immediately feel like you have to like compliment yes why is that it's like so much deeper and darker than us where like if a 26 year old says to me oh my god you look so good like 33 you look so good i'm like you little bitch no one talks about how in your 20s no one goes oh you look like you're 22 or like oh like there's an age where people start being like oh it's okay you don't look that age yeah and i remember when that started happening to me and i'm like oh no yeah but i did recently actually kazzy david posted like a whole thing about ages and i didn't look at it fully but it made me laugh because it was like 34 year old as fuck and they're like 35 you're young again yeah because you're not 40 but 34 you're like the oldest of the 30s 34 is 39 but then 35 is 32 totally and i'm 33 which is like 28 yeah 33 you're a baby i'm a child i'm like not even in my third i actually at 33 you get removed from your 30s you're back you're 28 34 they put you back in it's very niche but it's very real so logan was like when were you born and like everyone at the tables we were with connor we were with their moms like it was a full kiki yeah and i was like 91 and logan looks at me and he goes i love older women well i'll die i go i have a husband logan he goes your husband's very lucky and then we just kept taking photos and sending videos to des des was loving it logan has the sweetest relationship with his sister wait logan who logan on the show you have to watch it i'm not explaining logan to you because i actually can't you have to take it in because his vibe and his aura is something that cannot be explained on a podcast wait you ever get so deep in a story with your friend yeah that you're like wait i think i missed a couple of times do you know how many relationships i'm way too late to ask what someone's name is like the actual person's name i don't so much have that with like i feel like in romantic relationships where it's like gone on multiple days but i feel like when you're like working if you like work with another company or like a different another department there's always someone where you're like what the fuck is their name and i've known them for six months to a year well paige and i do a lot of freelance and sometimes you meet someone and you don't know if you're gonna see them again yes and then turns out you see them throughout the entire day but you didn't process it in the beginning and it's totally fine to be like i'm so sorry um i didn't catch your name yes wait but not after four hours that will happen to me so many times like i'll see someone and i'll like recognize them and i'm like i don't know who this is but i know that i know this person and then it'll come out that like five years ago we worked on a project together and every time that happens to me in my head and my heart i think wow thank thank God you're not a fucking asshole because you have to work with all these people again.

35:05Hannah Berner: And if you were an asshole four years ago on this random job, like how awkward would today be? And it almost is like, it almost like reminds, almost like re-encourages myself when that happens to me. Because I'm like, oh yeah, like make good decisions every single time. Say please and thank you. Yeah, well, it just, like, also reminds you that there's, like, such assholes out there because sometimes if, like, that happens to me and they know someone I know, I'm like, oh, I know that you enjoy me way more. Well, I, speaking of that stuff, I've been on my spray tans. I'm back on my spray tans. And the spray tan girls have stories because they're spray tanning personalities.

35:59you know especially in new york city yeah one of my favorite spray tan stories is when a spray tan artist came to my place after being at a reality tv person's place before me yeah let's just say she looked like she saw a ghost yeah and i was like are are you okay she was like yeah i just got yelled at during the spray tan and i'm like what was going on and she's like well I walked in and she was drinking wine and I was like, go off. It's a Friday night. Yeah, it's Friday night or it's Monday morning. Like whatever you want. Do whatever you want.

36:40Hannah Berner: You need to get through this life. I could tattoo that on my forehead. Do whatever you want. I don't. I don't give a shit. You will do whatever you want. So she said she's giving this person a spray tan and they're drunk and they're spilling the wine on themselves and then yelling at her because of the spray tan is getting you can't number one rule you can't get wet you can't get wine in your spray tan number one rule so she's literally gonna fail regardless and just had a full fight with the person um and then showed up and then she was like you are an angel i'm like yeah i don't really drink anymore you're like or I just didn't douse myself with liquids and then beat the shit out of you.

37:26Hannah Berner: Like, I just let you in my door and said, you can keep your shoes on. But anyway, love on the spectrum. These boys have these like amazing sisters who are like their best friends. Like one of them is literally like his security guard at this point. Like this guy, Connor has gotten so famous and the amount of people asking for photos. And I, I turned to his sister, Anna. and i was like are you like his bodyguard she's like this little adorable cute girl and she's like yeah but i always have been growing up and then i started getting emotional and then i find out like she's a giggler logan sister's a giggler like all these girls are gigglers and like it just makes me cry like how are only the coolest nicest supportive funny beautiful women gigglers you know it's crazy too i didn't finish the most recent season but so i don't know what happens at the end of it or this could have even been just like social media stuff but i saw a couple of the cast members family members go on tiktok and be like i don't even know if they were like explaining a situation but they said like hey you know like i know we know everyone has an has opinions and if you could just keep the conversation i'm like this is love on the spectrum who the fuck is in the comments being like that's actually not what you said like internet i was like i can't believe you even have to make this video that's insane the internet will come for anyone it's actually like really dark and scary no it's really i hate to say it but i feel like gen z kind of like and i i don't want to say it because maybe it's alpha and maybe it's young gen z not the gen z that's listening to me right now not the gen z that's a different that was raised by page de sorbo i think they ruined love island a little like because i'm like wait why is it so hateful now compared to like a couple years ago it's kind of crazy i used to just like when the bachelor was on like i watched it yeah and then you go to bed well there was no like live tweeting well i even guess i feel like there was but i wasn't like live tweeting also yeah the the fandom of stuff i guess brings people together yeah and i guess like hating one person really can bond a community and like it is so fun when the whole like okay perfect example is like the next like it is so fun when an entire community is like watching something like and rooting yeah rooting for something so like i love that about love island but sometimes it gets like it's like okay guys enough it's like i looked into her uncle's sister's grandma and it's like oh my god also i i love to give the example of even like i know fan favorite leah i think she was like interviewed by chicks in the office or something and she was like when i tell you i like i didn't know that i was going to be the star and it's like because when they're filming they're not they don't know what good parts people are going to show right love island i just get because they are so young so i get like no they're literally nervous yeah i'm like i don't want anyone to be so if people are just so crazy to them it's nuts well alandria gave an interview recently and she was basically like i had a job i really loved yeah she's like i loved my nine to five and i was like i'll do this show but i told them i'll be back like i love this i love my job and then she realized like oh i could i can do this other thing but she she basically was like i sacrificed my peace and my life um but i really liked my old life too she's the tiniest little girl in person she's so cute in person no i know i hung out with her um at sports illustrated so sweet i didn't watch the show i didn't know she was southern i was like oh my god i love your accent i love southern people they're so it's like america's british like why are you saying a lot that it's like the british in our own backyard

41:54Hannah Berner: you know what is funny to think about like it's not even funny to think about just like how do accents happen like i don't get it like that is one of those things in the world that it's like you could explain it to me a million times i'm still not ever gonna get it and at what point of the highway does it decide oh now they don't talk like this yeah like what is i don't get it well i thought like at least all italians in new york sound the same no your dad sounds completely different yeah than like my papa i've been told yeah i've been told like i say certain things weird and i sound more upstate and upstate is almost like midwest like hit no no like you hit some dare you every now and then your dad says like he hits syllables hard yes i mean it's it's basically considered like broadcasting english like it's like kitty kitty we're actually You're doing something.

42:59Wait, Kitty's like, and we're done with this podcast. Kitty, please.

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44:21I love having a Venmo balance. It makes me so happy. And I'm buying nachos with it. My Venmo debit card goes crazy. I'm not going to have so many nachos because of my Venmo debit card.

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You can grab Honest Flushable Wipes at Walmart, target and amazon i went shopping in the flesh i went shopping for you for italy i told you not i told you not to do that i know that's why okay i was throwing for you i went to the real real in la because i like looking at expensive stuff that i wouldn't buy that maybe you would buy and i kept seeing all this cute stuff but you know what my ego was bruised from the and i decided not to send you stuff oh my god don't ever feel like that you know when you feel like you are you're losing and i'm like if i send or something has to be really do you feel disconnected do you feel like we're disconnected no not at all i feel like we're where we should be but i felt like i i was i got loosey-goosey and was sending you risks and i was like sending you all this stuff and i just feel like you've lost confidence in my picking ability so now i'm overthinking everything and i saw i know what you like you like a little short white dress a little boxy a little boxy i actually just bought a pair of zebra vintage gucci mini shorts that have like a dash of red in them because red is like very big for the summer um oh i didn't know that and i just bought a pair of red thong kitten heel sandals to go with it oh you should see my face it was like the britney bro screaming when did you say thong i was like and then you're like sandals and i was like wait what do you think about that being like a trend like a flip-flop kitten heel i like that because it elongates the leg a little yeah i know you're like a professional shopper i don't physically shop that much but it's so much fun i was like going through the racks and like there's like a social rules going on right i'm going through my rack and i'm moving like i'm not being annoying i'm like boom boom make a decision some girl comes next to me and she's flying through the rack like aggressive and i'm like it's it feels like you're driving and someone comes up not that i drive but someone comes up right behind you on the highway and you're like i'm doing their shopping rage for sure i'm doing a speed limit and she's going and i'm like if if we continue at this pace like we're gonna clash babe you think road rage in florida on a highway is scary get in an outlet mall with two girls from long island go scratch your eyes out okay and then i was like we're gonna like like i'm not gonna let you play through like i was here first and i'm going through the rack and there's 80 other racks why are you about to bulldoze me like do you let them play through like do you go okay if you're going fucking crazy just go absolutely not i'm here but it's stressing me out it's like i can't i can't relax when you're like bulldozing i don't if anyone is like trying to rush me in a place that i've elected to be at that is a public place no you're not like get away from me also if i'm in public get away from me get away from me the second there were so many racks and it wasn't busy and i'm going through and this lady how old was she she was older but not old okay i love how we're like let's not talk about women's ages like oh this bitch this old ass bitch i'm like put her in a nursing she wasn't a girl's girl she was my girl's girl i only asked how old she was because i'm because sometimes i feel like older women like i'm talking like old old don't realize like she wasn't old old but she did look like she could have had a full family at home which is why like i'll give her some empathy because like if i got away from the kids and i only had 30 minutes but also like 30 minutes i'm not your child you're not gonna like tell me what pace i'm going at or like to get out of your way like you know when you can hear it like i could hear the hangers how fast she was going through it and i start sweating i start trying to go faster but then i'm mad because i'm like this was my mental health walk no skip over bae skip over like oh it was really stressing me out but i didn't buy anything and i felt like i saved money hannah if you like something and it's expensive and you don't buy it you made it no i have the opposite i will like wake up in the middle of the night and I'll be like and now I had the opportunity to buy it and it's going to be sold out and somebody else is going to get it and they're going to love it and they're going to look amazing in it and I didn't pull the trigger so no I don't have that wait this is a huge discrepancy between me and you because this is also how I feel about dating which I feel like you feel the same way but I always say which is true no one got away don't feel like that with clothes don't feel like that at all with clothes no clothes got away I've never thought of an outfit like I don't need anything oh no i feel the exact opposite i could list you an article of clothing from each year that i've been alive that you've missed out on hannah i think about a pair of burberry boots from 2005 like my limits have no they have no bounds well now i have empathy for you because sometimes like you um when you like can't spell or something it's because you have so many seasons of fashion in your head i think about a blue and white dress that i ripped in 2006 and my mom knows exactly if i say ripped blue and white dress 2006 my mom will go don't cancel thanksgiving don't even bring it up i go i can't i i will still actively actually this is sick this is sick in the head a couple months ago my mom sends me a dress on instagram she goes looks like the blue and white dress i knew it oh she she chose violence we're going back 20 years that's what she meant when she texted you rip like i know exactly what blue and white navy blue polka dot dress she's talking about wait you would have been so proud of me though because last week so last week i had to shoot something and three days before i got one of those forehead pimples where like it's deep like it's coming from your soul yeah it's coming from your soul it's you don't even see a pore you pissed off an ancestor and it was funny because it started at las culturistas where i thought well there was like a shade like i'm like is there a shade because it was like starting to come and i was like do i have a like dent in my forehead because i'm like i don't get pimples it's not a pimple i started feeling this pimple and then i realized oh my god i'm shooting something really important in three days i go on instagram i was lost my mind if we go on instagram and i go i need a cortisone shot where do i get one and the gigglers first of all they're like show us a pic or you put this on your story i put on my story for like two hours the gigglers i'm like i'm in la where do i get a cortisone shot i know you people are doing it a cortisone shot isn't that for when you're in pain when you like when you like your back goes out yeah you don't need to get are people getting those wait what are people don't you when you have a really bad pimple don't you like get a shot yeah but they're injecting it with like saline which is like salt water so i panicked i was like where was i was i out of the country why did you call me it was up for like two hours i said i need a cortisone shot and everyone started sending me doctors and it got crazy and then i actually scheduled like i literally scheduled to go to a dermatologist to get like injected somewhere yeah and then i swear to god i woke up in the morning it was gone i just put toothpaste on it but i was fucking scared for like four hours just i was like really amazing i have to literally pray to saint anthony go to sephora by eight different things to i'll i never wake up the next morning and a pimple is gone it had its moment and then it was like okay bye thanks for the insta story when i get a pimple it's like hi we're here we have squatters rights so we'll be here for the next seven years and i'm like it's actually illegal i've done so much to this home like to perfect it you can't just move in my pimples come in they go oh we actually we're at the wrong party thank you don't want to be here this is your pimples are like wait it's actually like no i just it's worse here than wherever i was i want to go back your pimples come in and they go oh she takes care of us we're doing mass we're go we're getting consultations my pimples come they go this is gross i'm leaving like i think it's crazy that i've never had lice before i'm like my hair is so clean it's so like they could move so what like you didn't have lice did you not have a childhood and i've never won even crazier than that have you had chicken pox i had chicken pox okay even crazier than that i don't remember lice ever even being a thing in my middle school like i could not tell you one person that ever had so cold upstate actually that doesn't sound wrong that like i put margarine in our hair it was actually so fun getting lice was like when everyone gets braces like you were like i got it did you not get lice never had it i don't even remember getting like checked for lice in middle i was always getting checked for lice everyone had lice every three seconds and they put marjora in your hair it actually was really fun like i didn't hear about lice i'm not kidding till i moved to new york city had my first job and my boss's like children had it i was like people are getting lice like that you're like i thought that was for feral animals i was like what is it 1685 what are you guys doing down here i was like what are you talking about that going to camp every summer and i was like guys i don't know what's going on i'm like that's what you got lice you're all at camp every summer why don't you stay home stay home with your mom and you will get lice wait i was just talking to my mom about this my parents sent my brother to camp once and it was like a sports camp because like i was going to sports camp my brother was like i don't want to go to sports camp they're like you'll love it the camp had to call my parents because apparently you write letters home yeah but like the camp reads all the letters just like make sure there's not anything weird happening the camp had to call my parents to be like hey just letting you know your son wrote a really dramatic letter what did he say because my brother like doesn't fuck around like he was like i'm having the worst time i've ever had get me the fuck out of this place whatever by the time it got to my parents he was already having a good time he made friends but they were like he's dear lenore count your fucking days get your little ass in that fucking car come get me and they were like we swear he's made a friend since and he's having the best time but in the three days that the took for it why do i feel like daniel has like a quill and ink he has a feather he's like dear former family i scoff at the thought of you guys no he literally was like i will never see you again and i have no respect for you and any of your morals and how dare you i wish i was not your son goodbye no that's crazy i had a stephanie went to camp all through like middle school and high school and she fucking loved it yeah some people will you ever see someone who's like that's my camp friends and i'm like oh you guys have been through some shit now that i think about it i used to bully stephanie about her camp friends all the time and like it was out of pure jealousy of just like so you think you're closer to your camp friends yeah because they're like they've kayaked and stuff like that's like a bonding that you'll with that no i can't yeah and they like s'mores I'm like you guys have friendship bracelets Stephanie I can't Our bonding was like a pregnancy test In the McDonald's bathroom junior year It's like oh my god We weren't hugging trees Okay We had things to do Is it called dry gagging What's it when you like can't pee Dry heaving I was dry heaving in a sonic Sorry that's my pretend suburban life Okay oh god anyway you guys stream then my 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