Giggling about intuition, fan behavior, and sinister energy

0:00Paige DeSorbo: Can we talk about something for a second? You know when you get into a rideshare and you're immediately like doing the full mental assessment? Like what are the vibes? Does it smell okay? Am I going the right direction?

0:10Hannah Berner: No, Hannah, I have like a literal checklist. And if you're offering me a water bottle? I'm not taking it. Keep it to yourself, dude. Keep it to yourself.

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0:41Hannah Berner: calls because they get in depth and i name names in the back seat you have your own private little

0:47Paige DeSorbo: bubble to decompress after a long night to do your skincare ugly cry no judgment no weird energy just peace knowing i'll get home safely this is why i love waymo okay so if you want to be

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1:18Paige DeSorbo: Hey Gigglers, story time. I've been watching eBay live the past few days to shop some rare finds. not even bidding at first just lurking i saw a fendi baguette go for an absolute bargain then these levi's denim shorts popped up and i had to jump in lost my first auction but then i bid again on the next and won and that winning feeling it's such a rush because you know everyone else wanted it too meanwhile on ebay live you don't just watch the auction you're in it download the ebay app to watch live shop live ebay live things people love Sup, gigglers.

1:55Hannah Berner: Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

1:57Paige DeSorbo: Manifest that shit.

1:58Hannah Berner: We can't be managed.

2:03Hannah Berner: I mean, the day just got away from me.

2:07Paige DeSorbo: Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Paige is only letting me sing because she missed me so much.

2:15Hannah Berner: It really feels like a month. It was one week we didn't do it, and I'm like, I'm foaming at the mouth. The mouth.

2:22Paige DeSorbo: What's that TikTok? Did you guys miss me? Because I missed you.

2:25Hannah Berner: I also feel like throughout my weeks, I'm like, oh, my God, I can't wait to tell Hannah this. Or like, I cannot wait to talk to Hannah about this. And then I get on the pod and I'm like, I forget everything. You just blank.

2:37Paige DeSorbo: Because you get so excited. You're like that kid who's trying to tell a story. And you're like, and then this one time. And then they went. And then. But the truth is, is I realized it's like a purge every week for us. So like if we don't get that day of the week to purge everything, it starts.

2:53Hannah Berner: it bottles up it bottles up i'm not okay okay it also makes me realize that i like if you died like i don't have a single other person in my life that i have the relationship with you like the way i do with you like if you just like disappeared i'd be like they'd have to commit me because i'd be so bottled up with things you don't have a healthy

3:20Paige DeSorbo: outlet but i'd also argue that the things that we're like we need to say stuff on giggly squat none of them are important no not a single one my first note that i have for this week is french is for girls and where's the lie men should not speak french french is only a language for girls men do not say je ne sais quoi that is a french girl word and honestly if like your man

3:49Hannah Berner: says do you want to go to paris gross it has it has to be you giving him that information and then

3:56Paige DeSorbo: being like yeah we can go you have to trick him to go to paris yeah like him coming up with the idea to go to paris even him saying like jean mappel by the way i don't know how to speak french because basically i wanted to learn french but then des was like should i learn it too and i was like oh no no i got the ick i was like you could learn italian or spanish when i was like when i

4:18Hannah Berner: was centering men in my life a couple years ago um i took the french class of 2016 that literally haunts me for my life i started taking this french class because this guy i was dating told me i was not impressive because i didn't know another language wait did you go in person sure fucking did this was pre-covid this is like things were in person i went to like four classes of this french class and i was just like i don't even like this guy that much like so then you like go to the restaurant and you were like oh like c 'est la vie i learned how to ask for the check and that's the

4:55Paige DeSorbo: only thing i i retained wait a man said you're not impressed also look you fucked with like the

5:01Hannah Berner: wrong finance bros i think about that guy all the time i heard not that guy i think about that moment all the time like yeah you're just like not that impressive and i was like pardon but do you realize that's because he's insecure about himself yeah i wanted to send him my time the time 100 thing but

5:17Paige DeSorbo: i think i'm blocked also men blocking women not a thing men are not allowed to block women no that's petty ass behavior for women to do to other men or other women who have wronged them

5:32Hannah Berner: yeah i want to go on if i want to date you i want to go on your instagram and i want to see like

5:38Paige DeSorbo: that you didn't post for like a whole year oh 100 you know i want you to ask me how to post an

5:43Hannah Berner: insta story you're like how do you add sound i want him to be like if you if i wanted to add

5:48Paige DeSorbo: sound how would i if a man knows how to add the location and then change the font of the location sticker i'm out yeah i'm out i love breaking up with imaginary relationships while i'm married um well i would say you live through me a little bit yes no fully i'm like i can't do this anymore um last time people saw of us together was time 100 yes i was obsessed with your fit you're going you're going the high fashion direction that i want my barbie doll to go in thank you are yes or no are you annoyed that all day i send you vintage products that i can't wear

6:30Hannah Berner: and i send to you to get no i don't get mad at them at all have you purchased any uh I think so okay good not recently I haven't no okay we don't need that detail but in the but like in the course of you sending me things have I ever purchased something from something you've sent me yes actually I'd even go as far to say the other day I did an Amazon live

6:53Paige DeSorbo: for Prime Day and your Super Bowl my outfit literally my I kept getting comments like your

7:02Hannah Berner: outfit is so hannah coated and this is a compliment to you because when i saw the outfit on amazon i go oh my god that's so mew mew but like it's amazon and it was like this striped little set honestly you would look adorable in it i'm gonna send you the link well we are merging into the same person we are like i don't do my hair anymore welcome to the dark side i'm literally an air dry queen i'm an air here's my method i'm an air dry queen and then i throw a little tresemme hair spray yes then i do a little um what brand is it it's like a it's like a salt spray i want to say it's way i want to say it's like a salt texture spray yeah and that's it and then

7:50Paige DeSorbo: i'm like hello wait so you're just like not like other girls and like laid back you're like low maintenance would you call yourself low maintenance now you're some look can we say for spade to spade what's happening you're tan so you can look hot doing anything if you were pale you would need to get three hours of glam to go outside yeah that's where we're at um also i do think like first of all frizz in the summer is a thing you can either fight it or be one with it lean in lean in also

8:20Hannah Berner: if it's on top of my head i can't see it no and again the back of our head is really none of our business but i want to say it's pretty wavy back there remember when i was convinced i had curly

8:30Paige DeSorbo: hair yeah that you were going through something where you were like can you treat me differently i'm a curly haired girl yeah like respect my strong well okay you gaslit yourself look at that piece that is curly it's wavy it's wavy yeah okay anywho that none of this was even on the freaking docket well let's be honest we never could get to anything on the docket okay so we're at the time

8:54Hannah Berner: party yeah first of all we couldn't believe that we were even on the list let alone like did the photo shoot did the interview like it was just all very surreal so we get invited to this cocktail party and we're getting our outfits we're very excited and I am a well-trained cocktail party goer I know the exact timing that I take my beta blocker before I'm going to arrive to said cocktail party so we do our pictures we do the little like step and repeat we're upstairs we're we're at the time where you're done mingling and you're gonna get a cocktail and the bar is crowded the bar is it's not easy to get the cocktail would you like to proceed from here because this is your story to

9:41Paige DeSorbo: tell well i have to say when i get to a party i enter hot like i'm saying hi to everyone physically and emotionally i was gonna say and physically immediately my temperature rises yes and i'm i picked my dress the white versace mainly because it's beautiful but also because i'm like i could sweat through this and no one would know yeah i had another dress i really liked but i was like this is going to be a nightmare because then you just become the sweaty girl that everyone remembers you as which is fine i've been it before don't put me in a box i just don't like to be typecast all the time so we get there we run

10:21Hannah Berner: into talen biggs yes miss talen no she's just so freaking cute i mean i i can't well she walked up

10:32Paige DeSorbo: to you like page and you were like you look gorgeous and she was like thank you and then i was like hey it's aunt hannah and you're like isn't aunt hannah silly and i'm like look at me look at me and she's like i'm literally 11 years old and like i don't understand the sense of humor

10:50Hannah Berner: no she is no she's 13 i don't know how old is she no i think she's like 11 or 12 i think she's 11

10:56Paige DeSorbo: or 12 she's so cute so sweet i can't imagine like she's going through the same stuff we are at that time party she has a better career than i was like what are you talking to people about

11:05Hannah Berner: she's like i'm networking leave me alone no literally i'm just kidding she's a little professional she's so but here's the thing that is so amazing about her she is a little professional and it's almost like this is her like after school activity she is still very much a innocent little girl like she still is a little girl well yeah we don't want to go full disney no she's like it's and it's like very endearing you know like everything she's doing is like fun

11:33Paige DeSorbo: for her yeah i did talk to her i was like do you enjoy interviewing because i love interviewing people yeah and she was like i love it it's my passion and i was like good because i have that like tennis ptsd where if i see a kid who's like really good at something i'm like are you enjoying it or someone forcing you yeah are you happy she was like hannah i'm networking we can't deal with this right now she's here you're on my hair can you please get it no she looks so cute and then we said hi to like our peeps and then the heat started to hit me in particular and i looked at you and i was like it's very it's very hot it's 85 degrees and i wasn't really like i was beta blockered up so you looked at me you go i took a beta blocker and i was like you looked at me you looked me up and down you go you didn't left me for dead i was like why are you freaking out

12:27Hannah Berner: did you not medicate before we arrived and you were like i literally forgot i didn't you know

12:32Paige DeSorbo: i'm actually i'm not that bad with those social events i'm more bad at like a group dinner yeah you're bad at a more intimate setting like that middle intimacy like if it's with two people i'm great if it's with 500 people i'm great but if it's like seven i don't know the rules see the

12:49Hannah Berner: time party is my exact like if it's like 150 people on a rooftop I'm anxious see looky I

12:58Paige DeSorbo: thrive because you you're just running around hi hi hi you're running around my problem is temperature so long story short we eventually lock eyes and you're out to lunch who knows you are high as a kite you're in a happy place you are I'm literally I'm taking pictures I'm meeting people i'm networking people are just putting cameras in front of your face and you're just

13:24Hannah Berner: smiling i'm posing i'm literally i'm never in this mood i'm having a great time i'm i'm actually in my head thinking i might get a cocktail at this event like i'm having a good time where i was

13:36Paige DeSorbo: like water i was struggling i'm freaking out i look at you you're calm a little too calm a little hear me so I'm like did you hear me or what so I repeat I'm like we should leave you still don't respond because you're who knows what you're thinking about and I go look at me do you want to leave and you go oh my god of course the only thing better than having a good time is leaving

14:08Hannah Berner: so like I could be having a great time but if someone says hey let's get out of here I'm like

14:13Paige DeSorbo: that's amazing also I like to leave on top I'm not leaving on a low I'm not having an awkward conversation than getting out I'm getting on a high I'm having such a good last sentence with a group everyone's laughing I go that's my time thank you so much I'm here till Wednesday get in the elevator get out so I don't have to think about anything I said that might be going around

14:34Hannah Berner: the party at this point best idea wins and that and that night it was your idea and that was to leave and so literally everyone's leaving like this one area to go to like this other area where like the bar is really popping off and our irish exit was actually in one of the top five irish exits i've ever done in my life i've ever seen in history as we're walking by the elevator one magically opens we pop our bodies right in there we say sir press that button as fast as you can

15:05Paige DeSorbo: We felt like spies. Like we talked with our eyes the whole time. We were like, sir, get us home. You didn't see anything. We are very honored to be on the list and invited to the party. Thank you so much. No, we had so much fun. There were so many amazing people from like so many different entertainment areas. It was just very cool. But I do have to say New York City in the summer is not for the week.

15:28Hannah Berner: It's absolutely not. And those rooftops, like you think because you're outside and you're on a rooftop, you're getting ventilation. you're not no the air is not flowing it's stagnant because all the air is getting sucked up by other

15:40Paige DeSorbo: succubuses because there's 200 people and everyone's fighting over the same air and everyone's

15:46Hannah Berner: just everyone's full glam so no one wants to come super close to you because you're sticky and then like everyone's glowing yes because they're so hot and sweaty also it's one of those things where i've

15:58Paige DeSorbo: saw so many people that like i know online and i message a lot of people like once you message someone once your best friends right yeah isn't that the rule so then i was obviously forgetting if i met them in person or not and that i had that same conversation like eight times and i was like

16:11Hannah Berner: okay we gotta go we gotta go you want to know why else i was calm i had gotten the shot before we

16:17Paige DeSorbo: got there well you did a whole ice cream photo shoot and that's what it was and that's and i

16:22Hannah Berner: just realized that wait i was going in with no pressure for people who don't understand

16:28Paige DeSorbo: about getting images i'm gonna explain it to you right now because i didn't now i do so you get glam for like two to three hours depending on who you are um and then you show up to an event and i don't know about you but i still like kind of shake on the red carpet every single time i

16:45Hannah Berner: like forget how to pose i'm like why am i shaking i literally look like a lego square on every red carpet because i like forget to turn my body or put my hand anywhere well because you also they give you literally 22 seconds or less here's the other thing so many people are watching you oh my

17:03Paige DeSorbo: god if anyone watches me do anything i'll forget how to speak english yeah so i'm like can you guys look away no you're like can you guys stop well someone got a video of me from the side yeah i don't know i was trying to like stick my chin out like i looked insane posture from the side but the

17:19Hannah Berner: front it looks normal and then you know the pictures are coming out and then you know people are going to be like and that's what she chose to wear you're like so you can hear it in your head as you're doing it you're like everyone fucking hates this dress and then it's over in a second

17:34Paige DeSorbo: and then you're like thank you so much i've walked off the carpet before and then like looked in the mirror and been like oh my hair is completely standing straight up because my dress wasn't pulled down i was yes you get out of the uber and immediately they're like go on the carpet and you're like you my belly button's sweating yeah but the stress is that yeah everyone sees these photos these photos then get picked up multiple times throughout the year whenever anyone wants to write a story about you so it's not like they take a photo like a and you never see it again like this photo lives forever and it's usually the worst one you've ever taken in

18:06Hannah Berner: your life i i'm not kidding i have a photo from the first year of bravo con when no one warned us in 2017 that haunts the fuck out of me i know whenever someone writes a story about me and don't like me because they use that photo and I'm like oh you're fucking off they came for you yeah

18:25Paige DeSorbo: and it's funny because they take a bunch of photos but they choose their favorite ones which also let's be honest no one chooses the photos you actually like of yourself because everyone sees themselves in a weird way and that's just like our our messed up psychology but you take these photos and then you can't enjoy the event because you're like checking to see when they go up to know if you wasted your entire day for a bad photo uh-huh uh-huh and that sounds so depressing to say but i need to i keep it real with you guys on giggly squad this is what's going on um in our heads but i actually liked my getty photo and i realized it's because i was tan you know what else i liked our getty photo together which rarely happens that's the thing the photos come in a page the photos come in of me the photos come in of us both sometimes one of us looks good then it's a whole thing can i post this photo yeah and i sacrifice myself sometimes you'd sacrifice yourself to you're very you have done that before you can see the level of connection

19:20Hannah Berner: you have with your friend based on when she sends can i post this photo and how much your friend loves you or not if she says yes or no because i will look at myself and be like don't love that but then i'll look at you and i'll be like she deserves it she just she earned that one she can

19:36Paige DeSorbo: that's so fucking true but i also love that we still send to each other for approval

19:43Hannah Berner: well we're not monsters you know we're girls girls we're not just gonna post i hate when

19:50Paige DeSorbo: someone asks for approval and then when they post it they've added like a strange filter on it i'm

19:54Hannah Berner: like nope didn't approve that that draft or i've seen photos where people like edit themselves and then not you and I'm like hey throw a girl a teeth whitener once in a while I mean look at yours now I look like I am from England wait I had such an interesting thing happen to me on Instagram the other day that's never happened and I've always like wondered I'm scrolling I'm just like doing my nighttime scroll nothing crazy I see a picture I don't even now I can't even remember who the picture was of a celebrity though and a carousel of an outfit so I'm scrolling through the outfit and like I like to look at the comments to see like where is certain things from I saw someone that I know in the comments making a rude comment and it's like seeing your teacher outside of school like not that I really knew this person very well but like I recognized the name and I saw the profile picture and I was like oh I know that person and the comment was like I'm just so annoyed that I can't think of who the celebrity was was commenting on this celebrity's appearance and I was like oh my god I immediately unfollowed the person because I was like that's so weird you're a person that comments mean things on people's instagrams and it's just never happened to me before where I saw like a legit person I knew and I feel it felt weird I've seen that

21:17Paige DeSorbo: before where I'm like oh they have this whole side to them yeah that I didn't see it's jarring It also reminds me a little bit of like if I see someone come for someone on reality TV like super hard, like to the point that they're bullying them. I get I'm like, guys, that could be you tomorrow. Let's I we have like a weird perspective because we've been on both ends. What did what's the quote? Sometimes you're the dog. Sometimes you're the thing they pee on.

21:46Hannah Berner: You know, I'm not familiar.

21:52Hannah Berner: but i'm going to choose to believe you because marilyn monroe said it i mean sometimes i've seen my girlfriends in the comments where they're like where is this from

22:02Paige DeSorbo: and i'm like she's so cute see i'm that person that's like obnoxiously hype where it's probably like hannah calm down like you don't need 800 like if i was a guy i'd be creepy like why do you need 800 fire emojis at your friend's selfie um like i sent you and said i was posting wait i know i have a new word like lingo for us in life gigglers get your notebooks yeah um you know when you meet someone which this is like very common for you because you're a scorpio and their vibes are just off like you're talking to people and you can't figure it out like you just don't like them and you don't know why but it's definitely something the way i describe it now is sinister energy yeah like I was describing actually a man from my past and and the girl's explaining and they're like how would you describe him I was just like sinister energy and she's like I know exactly what you're saying it's just like something is fucking off and I I love the word

23:04Hannah Berner: sinister okay our final episode of Hannah Page try new things is coming out well when you're listening to this tonight when we do a psychic reading in it and one of the things in the psychic reading that she says is like the past couple of months I was having a hard time trusting my intuition which I actually said to a therapist like I was like I'm so good at like listening to my gut in the past couple of months I felt like I don't know I can't listen to my gut like it's almost like it's not speaking to me. Literally from the start of the summer, like not going back to reality TV, I feel like my intuition has almost been on another level, like to the point where I can walk into a room and not even look around the room and feel like the energy is sinister and be like, I have to move.

23:59Hannah Berner: Or like I have been in rooms recently where I'm like, I I gotta go. I don't like it in here. And, and it's so weird because I was like watching that our clips like back. And I felt that like, it's almost like I felt it come back. Like I felt my gut come back.

24:16Paige DeSorbo: I feel like it's more than coming back. I feel like when you lose yourself and then you find yourself after losing yourself, it's so much fucking stronger. Cause you're like, I'm not letting you go. And we know not to question ourselves now. Cause we question ourselves

24:32Hannah Berner: for what for what if people think that i was narcissistic on reality tv i'd hate to for them to meet me today i'm obsessed with myself recently i've never been more obsessed with myself we're like number one fan fan behavior like recently i've just been like oh my god good job to myself in my head i'm like even if it's like an outfit I'm like wait sick outfit like good job like you're being nice to yourself yeah like I'm being really nice to myself recently I feel like and I'm like wait I love this my life I'm like I'm having so much I love my life mental health moment sometimes I've actually had those moments in my darkest times where I like needed to be nice to myself or I

25:21Paige DeSorbo: wasn't gonna make it yeah and I've actually sometimes been my happiest during a time where like other people might think I wasn't because I literally like had to sit down and like actively be supportive because no one else was but then sometimes when things are going well for me is when I start to nitpick and I'll be like because I'm like bored and I'm like yeah let's get mad at this mad at that yes but sometimes or like you do something and you're like well this

25:48Hannah Berner: actually could have been better about that yes because you're like taking things for granted

25:52Paige DeSorbo: where when you lose everything, you suddenly like find gratitude again. Not to be like, but anyway, the ups and downs, it's like just navigating your perspective on yourself.

26:03Hannah Berner: Well, also, I think I obviously went through such a, I'm going through such a transition period because before I left Summer House, I like made the decision that I wanted to leave. But in my gut, I was like, but how are you going to feel midsummer when you're not filming and when it comes out and you're not on.

26:23Paige DeSorbo: You'll never know until.

26:24Hannah Berner: Truly in my head, I was like, well, I won't know and I'll have to deal with it then. And so I think this summer, like so many different things have happened. And I've just been like, wait, I think I made, I feel like I really did make the right decision for like my life overall. And I feel like that was part of like, no, you trusted your gut actually was right when you made the decision initially. And now you're feeling the benefits of it. and you're like I'm like proud of myself for trusting my gut I also think there aren't necessarily like right or wrong decisions it's more that like when you say something with your chest and you fully commit to it the universe responds to it like I do think there's a version

27:04Paige DeSorbo: of you that if you didn't really believe it and half-ass left the show you could be twiddling your thumbs right now and questioning it but you fully committed trusted yourself and the universe is like oh let's go like let's do what we want to do and now i'm embracing my curly hair and

27:22Hannah Berner: and trying to stay tan till thanksgiving like life is amazing okay page one thing i love keeping the

27:30Paige DeSorbo: gigglers abreast about i've never said abreast before it's an important vocab word is sales yes sales are really important because i hate shopping and wasting money i want to save money and that's why I'm excited to announce the Nordstrom anniversary sale.

27:47Hannah Berner: And sometimes I feel like people think like, oh, it's the summer, they're having a sale, they're getting rid of old stuff. No, no, no, no, no. This is new arrivals. They're just doing something for the girls and they're having a sale. And they have so many brands like UGG, Charlotte Tilbury, Steve Madden. And you're scoring great looks for under$100, which are perfect for trips, summer weddings, fall weddings, everyday glam.

28:11Paige DeSorbo: I feel like my styles evolved I used to buy like really trendy cheap pieces that literally would evaporate by the next season like I'd be like this is ripped full of marinara sauce now I'm enjoying finding like high quality items on sale that's like my thing and also Nordstrom is so fun

28:33Hannah Berner: because if you've never gone to any of their in-store events you can go and then like it's

28:38Paige DeSorbo: just easy shopping yeah and they have free style help free shipping returns online order pickup like make it easy for the girls thank you also they have up to 33 off like that's sturdy that's hefty the sale runs from july 12th to august 3rd and you don't want to miss it because then the

28:57Hannah Berner: prices go right back up you know so whether you're looking to refresh your closet or stock up on your beauty faves especially once a year beauty exclusives head to nordstrom.com or your local Nordstrom store. And remember, this is not a drill. It's not a clearance rack situation. It's your dream brands on sale.

29:15Paige DeSorbo: The segment's brought to you by Nordstrom and Acast Creative Studios.

29:19Hannah Berner: Honestly, guys, to me, this summer is all about finding my original sound and just owning it. With my JBL headphones, I suggest you do the same. For me, that's getting lost in a great audiobook. Hannah has convinced me to get the Strangers audiobook while also having the actual book. Thankfully, my JBL live headphones bring every detail to life in full color. Whether I'm on a hot girl walk, heading out on a vacation, or just lounging poolside, my JBL live headphones are the ultimate summer accessory. They are literally perfect for all the audiobooks, podcasts that I'm obsessed with, and I need to hear every single vivid detail of my favorite stories come alive exactly the way they were meant to be heard.

30:00Hannah Berner: The tech is actually amazing too. They have true adaptive noise cancellation so I get to decide exactly how deeply I want to immerse myself in the plot. And because style is non-negotiable, they come in these bold unique colors to match every look I'm serving that day. They even have up to 80 hours of battery life so they can actually keep up with us. This summer, I'm tuning into what I love. You should too. Find your pair at jbl.com. You know when someone walks into a room and you're like, okay, she has something. It's confidence. It's that effortless put-together energy. Honestly, a lot of time, it's the smile.

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31:37Paige DeSorbo: Hey gigglers, story time. I've been watching eBay live the past few days to shop some rare finds. Not even bidding at first, just lurking. I saw a Fendi baguette go for an absolute bargain. Then these Levi's denim shorts popped up and I had to jump in. Lost my first auction but then I bid again on the next and won and that winning feeling it's such a rush because you know everyone else wanted it too. Meanwhile on eBay Live you don't just watch the auction you're in it. Download the eBay app to watch live shop live. eBay Live things people love.

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33:15Paige DeSorbo: Yes, that's actually, I think, what inspired that note.

33:18Hannah Berner: Okay, so I was watching White Lotus, and when that episode came out, the girl, I think her name was Chloe in the show, she had this outfit on. I literally took a picture of the TV screen, put it into Google Images, and was like, I need to find all of this. Figured out that it was a custom Jacques Moose look. So I was like, oh, he's definitely going to make it for the masses. he made the skirt in a version but it wasn't like to the floor and it wasn't like how she wore it on tv so I was like annoyed by him for that moment but whatever I digress I digress so I like literally just found everything that looked similar through like a google image search and then I got that hat in Italy when I was there like I saw it in the window and I was like that's I need that for my White Lotus look.

34:11Paige DeSorbo: Which season from White Lotus?

34:13Hannah Berner: The most recent.

34:14Paige DeSorbo: Oh my God.

34:15Hannah Berner: And then I saw Patrick Schwarzenegger in the pool and I was just like, you know, this is cosmic. And you go, somebody's going to die. And I'm like, my look is amazing. I think also with fashion and your confidence is a thing too.

34:28Paige DeSorbo: Like if you wear something and own it versus like not really believe in it. There's also a time I think where do you ever get, you were stressed out. Like every outfit was like doomsday. like fuck are people gonna hate it versus when you're in your power and you're like these bitches

34:43Hannah Berner: aren't even ready for this fit well i think i literally like exhibited that before i went to italy i was like i have no outfits like almost because i was like people rag on me like so much sometimes for my outfits that i'm in my head i'm almost like low expectations like oh i don't have

34:59Paige DeSorbo: anything it's not good blew it out of the park and that was like me being like mean to myself

35:04Hannah Berner: yeah but like while I was there I was just having like the best time I've ever had there and I was just like leaning into my outfits I literally had a day where I was like dad I'm gonna put three outfits on and I need you to take my picture okay that was what I want to ask who is taking the photos my dad my dad is I have trained my dad like no other man actually a lot of my good pictures were taken on my g7x but my dad doesn't really love using the digital camera you know and I quote He said, I can rapid fire better on the phone. So that's what I like to use. But I'm like, dad, there's a certain aesthetic with the digital.

35:41Hannah Berner: And so it takes too long to click down the button. So he gets angry, but he gets the job done and he literally stays until the routine is finished. And I, his commitment is, that's why I can't, I can't get married because whose commitment to the shot is ever going to be as good as his? No.

36:00Paige DeSorbo: What's Kim doing? you honestly you want to know what kim weaponizes um her incompetence i know that bitch could get

36:10Hannah Berner: it but she rather say oh your dad likes doing it your dad can do it and it's actually this is a perfect example of if you work harder you actually get the job rather than someone who might be more

36:23Paige DeSorbo: qualified and and you know what gary believes in himself i don't know why or how but he does he

36:28Hannah Berner: tries and tries again and it's gotten to the point where I can use lingo I'm like it's too much head

36:33Paige DeSorbo: room and you go make sure the light's hitting my left cheekbone I'm like you see how you're

36:39Hannah Berner: tilting it's making me look shorter than I actually am I'm gonna need you to come up until

36:43Paige DeSorbo: like he takes direction well you're he's a full-on production team he really is and the TikTok with him really made me laugh and he loves doing TikToks speaking of family I get an email saying audition and i was like oh i'm back in the game yeah for vera de leo you're a manager and i so my dream is obviously to make nana a star and i don't know how it happened but it's like for a legit show on netflix and i so i start reading the description and it's like

37:21Hannah Berner: 80 year old italian woman what wait what giggler is at netflix it's like i have the exact grandma

37:30Paige DeSorbo: i know the exact somebody was like get hannah's contact because she's the manager so i'm like oh my god this is amazing i click on the script and it's like paragraphs yeah which you know nana had a stroke a couple years ago nana i don't want to put pressure on her yeah so i actually sat on it for like a day i'm like do i even want nana to stress out but then i'm like whatever so i call her and she's like so calm she's like i'm ready and i'm like so you're gonna like you want to practice with me and stuff and she's like i'll see you tomorrow we'll film it she she memorized that she memorized but we also use like a little script to help her read it yeah she sits down so calm she's a star embodies this like it was like you wanted to cry you almost cried i was like how'd you get that brooklyn accent so good like she was i wanted to cry like obviously it's very hard to book things so i'm not saying she's gonna book anything but i'm just so proud of her

38:33Hannah Berner: okay here's but here's the other thing what a core memory for her even doing it with you Like even filming it And getting And the fact that Her granddaughter Is in a position Where she's getting These emails Like that alone It's like she did it

38:50Paige DeSorbo: Well Nana Her whole thing She loves Hollywood And I feel like She always wanted To be a part of Hollywood But her life Just went a different way But she dressed Like she was a Hollywood starlet And she showed me Every Marilyn Monroe movie Esther Williams Singing in the Rain Frank Sinatra Like that's how I was raised With this like Love of movies yes so then for at 84 for her to have her first audition like guys no that's nice life is crazy crazy you can start an acting career at 84 so Nana she's gonna be booked and busy um but the thing is she goes I'm like when can you come over she goes I'm getting my hands on yeah at noon because my hair looks horrible right now I'll come over at 1 30 and we'll shoot it I said get your glam done so i'm shout out to nana i'm so proud of her i'm so proud of her so if you are listening netflix booker one more thing i was gonna say about italy

39:52Hannah Berner: because you know how like certain inside jokes will like happen on a trip and then like they last the trip that's like i feel like the sign of a good trip yep so true and like at the end of our family trips we always go around and say like okay what was your favorite part of the trip and like it's unanimous it's always like something my dad has done on the trip or like something he said and my brother's girlfriend is like a pure angel and I knew that he was going to be like obsessed with her on this trip because she could speak Italian and so like he him and I also figured out that he has anxiety I digress because he won't like say the word anxiety but when he's ordering something he gets nervous like okay you know we'll dive into this why are you holding my hand when we're back in America but this is a pretty big sign I'm just sitting at dinner like rocking back and forth like oh no you're perfectly normal he's like freaking out it's about to order so he's like really would like just like hit her on the arm and be like you know do it like I'm nervous whatever so the one day we're at breakfast and my brother's girlfriend is not, she's not like super health conscious, but she's like a normal girl.

41:02Hannah Berner: Like the one day she was like, I can't eat anymore. Like I have to have like a yogurt. So we're at breakfast and she puts in her dish like yogurt, some fruit, a little granola, and then chia seeds. She's going sweet. Yeah, she's going just, she's just having a little parfait. And we're all watching my dad watch her make this yogurt parfait. whilst on his plate he's got cut up tomatoes prosciutto and mozzarella cheese at 9 a.m okay so he's looking at her almost like in disgust and he goes and so her final topping was chia seeds and he's never seen that in his life he has no idea what a chia seed is he goes that's made up that's a made-up thing and so he looks at her and he goes what is that and she goes oh these are chia seeds like they're really good for x y and z my dad responds to her and he goes yeah i had a hamster one time ate shit like that tell her how you really feel girl for the entire rest of the trip anytime anyone would say anything we'd say yeah i had a hamster who ate shit like that that is so funny no it's so good but my brother's girlfriend is literally obsessed with my dad and all we did was make fun of him the whole time but it was just one of those jokes that like

42:30Paige DeSorbo: will live on no that can bring a family together a broken family can become a home again

42:38Hannah Berner: no it literally like unite nothing unites a family more than picking on your dad or your mom like

42:45Paige DeSorbo: My dad is literally the funniest person I know, and he loves a callback.

42:50Hannah Berner: Yeah.

42:50Paige DeSorbo: And he can make anything funny. And recently, he does this thing. I think it's a Seinfeld reference. You just don't even know where things started, but it's become a thing. So if you're in a house, and there's a weird sound, and there's an awkward moment where everyone's scared, my dad will just go, Mr. Peebles? so literally whenever there's like an awkward moment or any quiet he just goes mr peoples no you are your dad so i was literally watching des's brothers play tennis and this is my problem i'll do inside jokes without reading the room yeah i'm sitting next to des's cool nephew and they're like arguing over a point and it's like getting quiet and i just go mithra peoples and did anyone say anything he's like what what does that mean i'm like i don't know if it's awkward or you hear a weird sound oh yeah i don't know there was a sound from the garage and dad just goes what was that and i go mithra peoples my dad was here he would have gotten it no but then karen started laughing and that's as you know enabling me and once they get enabled you can't stop me no you can't stop me so anyway shout out to dads for like no shout out to dads everywhere you know um quick update speaking of dads who i don't want to disappoint my road test is officially on friday i had a therapy appointment this morning what do you

44:28Hannah Berner: think i talked about the whole time no i literally texted hannah i was like i can do the pot a little earlier if you can she was like sorry i'm in therapy and then i have i have road test practice

44:40Paige DeSorbo: after last week i was supposed to have a test with greg he called me he's on vacation left me for dead so i'm freaking out and then i'm like okay i'll drive with des which i don't it tests your marriage i mean i could imagine we lasted like a full hour and then he was like i need to go home like yeah this is it's scary like it's scary if i'm like having nervous moments um but i have another i had driving test driving lesson yesterday driving lesson today and i was talking to my therapist because i said if i fail which is let's be honest 50 50 yeah it's 50 50 at this point i go i feel like i'm gonna disappoint the community the community no one gives a shit well that's what she told me she was like if your friend is disappointed in you because you can't drive I go well they already are no but let's take this back as minutes I just want to say I'm really hard on myself and like certain things if I'm not confident in it I get like so like I have bad anxiety about it basically so Gary me and you we can hold hands but I'm preparing as much as I can

45:47Hannah Berner: Please don't blame us because we don't give a shit. It's really you would be disappointing yourself because you feel like you've put the time in and the effort. But if you fail, we don't care. I'd prefer you to fail because I actually don't think you should get a license at this point. If you haven't figured it out since now, I think you have so many other qualities. I'll drive your kids around because I'm actually nervous.

46:12Paige DeSorbo: Well, that's the thing. I'm like, if I fail, that means I have more work to do. and I shouldn't be out in the streets outside. And you shouldn't be disappointed.

46:20Hannah Berner: You should just put pen to paper again because it's not safe.

46:26Paige DeSorbo: Speaking of pen to paper, I'm going to get a notepad and I'm going to write, I'm going to pass my driver's test 100 times. So that's what I'm doing this week.

46:34Hannah Berner: Speaking about bringing pen to paper, the discourse on the internet recently about everything, anything, let's bring back journaling, let's bring back bringing pen to paper, Let's bring back. That's an inside thought. Like the outside thoughts have been getting insane.

46:53Paige DeSorbo: Well, people get attention by saying whatever, like the crazier the thought, the more views. And we're in this attention economy right now.

47:05Hannah Berner: Well, I think it was really it was very interesting to watch people watch Love Island as like a Love Island fan for many, many years. And as someone who like just started watching Love Island USA and I'm an OG UK and even Australia. To see how it was it was so interesting to see how our country specifically could not handle it.

47:31Paige DeSorbo: Could not handle it. Can you tell me like what actually happened? I mean, no spoilers or spoilers.

47:38Hannah Berner: No, I'm going to be so honest. I fell off. Yeah. Once I went to Italy because I was like, I'm on vacation. Like I just like I got distracted by pesto. No, literally. And once you miss three episodes, pack it in, honey. You're fucked. Unless you have a full day to dedicate it to. So I'm going to be honest. I fell off, but I knew enough to watch on TikTok that like I literally knew what was going on. So many different things that I think were just casting and production and like social media is so much now that it's like people are like, oh, you know, they're coming on just to be influencers yeah no shit why the fuck why the fuck else are they going on a reality show other than to change their life monetarily and not have to go back to their jobs yeah why is that like so crazy for people to understand but there weren't real love connections which i totally understand the viewer being upset by that oh so no one found love i mean not really and not till like the very end it just was a very unique season i thought everyone loved each other in the beginning yeah kind of but it was just unique in terms of love island in general like the uk i've never seen this in the uk but it was truly because social media people just couldn't handle it being every single night in life i mean the things that they were saying this one girl came on she came on as in like casa just like this blonde normal girl whatever she had obviously had done a lot of plastic surgery in terms of like filler or like lip injections by no means was this girl the craziest girl I've ever looked at in my life but could you tell that she had had her lips done for sure was she a cute girl yes she was like a normal cute little girl majority of girls in that house probably have their lips done right the way the people eviscerated this girl was so shocking and mind-blowing that I actually was like we don't deserve Love Island we actually

49:42Paige DeSorbo: don't deserve this show as a whole it's fucking Hunger Games because you know what it's at the point where these people do have power to become very wealthy but they also can have their lives completely ruined and there's been many trigger warning like mental health issues and suicide that's come out of Love Island and reality TV in general. So with that said, the people feel like they're able to be like Caesar and give a thumbs up or a thumbs down to people that you see for 15 minutes on a show where the producers are trying to frame them into a character that fits with a storyline that they don't even know about.

50:21Hannah Berner: No, Love Island production had to post every week, please be nice to the contestants, just to let you know they don't they're not seeing any of this when they get out this is going to be very shocking for them like it also this is a hot take but i saw a lot of people like i guess

50:40Paige DeSorbo: amaya ended up being like the favorite and people are like this is the girl we want to make rich

50:45Hannah Berner: this is the girl we want they were so mean to her so mean to her when she first got in the beginning

50:51Paige DeSorbo: okay because that's where i was confused but then it's like the highs and the lows it's like whiplash because like as someone who's been on reality tv and you literally physically were there when you're standing there with all these people a lot of it's giving similar energy these are just young people having fun but then once the edit comes out people are put as like different

51:12Hannah Berner: characters and different characters and as they should because you're watching an entertainment

51:16Paige DeSorbo: show yeah their job is to turn people hanging out into a story of some kind that has to involve ups and downs of villains and angels whatever.

51:27Hannah Berner: But I don't, people are so loud and so wrong too. It's also like they're not editing the show. Like people are like, I can't believe she said that then. It's like she, like she, it was a larger conversation. What are you talking about? Like they're not picking what's on the show.

51:45Paige DeSorbo: I used to love reality TV where like I love the entertainment of it, but I wasn't leaving feeling like pissed off at a character. Like I was never mad at anyone. Like I was like, that was a great episode.

51:58Hannah Berner: Great episode. And we grew up with Real Housewives of New York OG. Like, and we weren't leaving mad at them. We were like, that's crazy. That was a crazy night. Yeah. That's crazy. Vanderpump rules.

52:09Paige DeSorbo: Like you just appreciated the art form of it all.

52:11Hannah Berner: So the renaissance of it. A Stassi slap is, it gives renaissance. Renaissance. And we weren't. Heard around the world. and we weren't going to her and threatening her family like it was just like oh that was a crazy episode and let's keep it moving because i have work in the morning like 100 100 so i do think we have to appreciate the art form but these poor people i think you know what i think is going to

52:38Paige DeSorbo: happen they're going to just have to start doing ai people on reality tv and i'm telling you it's

52:43Hannah Berner: going to be exactly the same wait speaking of i saw an article the other day and it was like this influencer like did you see that yeah no and things need to be illegal there's the internet

52:56Paige DeSorbo: is going to take us all down and i'm saying that right now things need to literally be elite like i they need to get a handle on ai before i mean you could make any video of someone saying anything yeah the poor parents that are sending videos of you know cats flipping burgers thinking it's real you know but also yeah we're just in a very fucking strange place it's strange i love how

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56:38Paige DeSorbo: somewhere and you need a box of litter yeah I've gotten to PetSmart to get butter some food and then realized she also needs more toys and oh she's never tried this kind of feather toy before these are things that happen when you walk inside a PetSmart butter is spoiled they truly are the

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57:05Hannah Berner: and I have it on my calendar visit your local PetSmart store or go to PetSmart.com today PetSmart anything for pets one positivity me not having a driver's license is apparently

57:16Paige DeSorbo: people who drive tend to get more sunburns so my skin is really good because I'm actually I'm in the I'm in the front seat anyway so I don't know if that's true

57:26Hannah Berner: right and i love the idea of getting a little suntan in the car true like let's be productive sitting there i've actually truly have reverted back since this is my first summer in so many summers having like i can do whatever i want i've truly reverted back to high school summer page all i care about is getting tan wearing cute outfits and like texting boys like it's literally all I care about. I'm like, what am I wearing this weekend? Like, what's my text back?

58:00Paige DeSorbo: You're like an alien that just discovered what summer is.

58:03Hannah Berner: Yeah. I'm like, wait, this is so, let's get a cocktail outside. I love how you never want to drink before. And now you're like,

58:11Paige DeSorbo: should I party?

58:13Hannah Berner: Wait, I actually sent a message to a few people and I said, what are your thoughts on like doing like a day party situation one day this summer? Like going to like a day party place and they were like no we're almost 40 that's crazy because i taught

58:31Paige DeSorbo: des on burner phone this week what a darty is he was like you made that up and i'm like it's a day party darty you never heard about darties and then you fall asleep you want to know what that's probably a very millennial college so millennial oh my god someone was at wimbledon one of my friends was at Wimbledon and I posted FOMO but I put tennis balls as the O's and then I screenshot it and I sent it to Grace and I was like am I a millennial jail and she said absolutely she was like I'm blocking oh one more thing about Love Island yeah as someone who hasn't watched it the heart rate challenge made me laugh though because I was like what's heart rate challenge for millennials like is it like when you see um the like dishwasher get too full and your heart

59:23Hannah Berner: rate goes up wait you know I had a very niche one today what it doesn't even have to be a doctor's office honestly it was like a CVS whenever I have a missed call and like a voicemail for like something that I have to get like a prescription I'm literally getting like a skin prescription I'm getting tretinoin Going back to tretinoin I got a pimple injected the other day And I started doing laser genesis What's laser genesis? That sounds like an alien Hold on We need to have a page corner

59:55Paige DeSorbo: Sounds like a UFO

59:56Hannah Berner: For the pages Listen up Doodle on your notebook Occupy yourselves

1:00:08Hannah Berner: Okay so I get a lot of messages from girls asking like what lasers I've done because we're so vocal about like not having Botox yet.

1:00:16Paige DeSorbo: I've never got one message like that. Continue.

1:00:19Hannah Berner: Right. So my one girlfriend sells pretty much all of the devices that go into dermatologist offices. So like she'll always like send me like what she thinks I should do or like what dermatologist whatever. So I texted her the other day and I was like I have a pimple and I need to go to a dermatologist immediately if not sooner tomorrow morning to get it injected she was like i literally have the perfect one for you it's right by my apartment i go she injects my pimple and she's like let's start laser genesis it's supposed to help with hyperpigmentation building collagen hydration fine lines it's supposed to be like everything before botox got it you do a series of like i think she said like six sessions and she recommends doing a series of six sessions twice a year so I'm starting with I just did my first appointment I go again in two weeks I think I did it once before but I never like followed up and completed like all the sessions to stay out of the sun no downtime zero like you get the laser and then you go same as like if you were like going about your day like you're putting moisturizer on and sunscreen but nothing like crazy pain level nothing and i don't have a high pain tolerance i mean i do when it comes to beauty stuff but like if i can do it it's fine yeah um it's like a little hot but it doesn't feel anything

1:01:51Paige DeSorbo: close to like laser hair removal yeah i get my butthole lasered yeah so you're fine um so

1:01:56Hannah Berner: I'm gonna do that and let the gigglers know what I truly think um because I feel like I have a lot of brides in my dm that are like do you think I should do this before my wedding yeah I also

1:02:09Paige DeSorbo: tried to do a laser like last year I went and because I was trying to get Botox for my armpits and didn't go through anyway and they were like you should do this laser and I was like let's do it and they're like oh no you have to like book that like next week and I'm like I'm never gonna

1:02:23Hannah Berner: to see you it was probably laser genesis because i feel like everyone our age is doing it okay um but anyway so i want to let the gigglers know that i'll let them know what i think because it

1:02:37Paige DeSorbo: is expensive so you want to make sure that you see effects from it yeah and i feel like things are just like more expensive in new york city because because it's so annoying but um it's definitely expensive but we'll see if it's worth it i have an astrologer update no sorry i have a psychic medium update okay i saw a psychic last week wait you know you know i like to go on your

1:03:03Hannah Berner: schedule i just saw you know and i like to do it when you do it yeah i know so actually i talked

1:03:09Paige DeSorbo: to spirit tiff it's like spirit t-i-f-f she's amazing she's and she's also like she's gone to my shows we were just dming and she's like i haven't talked to you in a while do you want to have a reading and i was like i'll never say no to that yeah my grandpa came through i wanted to let you guys know but some crazy shit happened what i can't believe we've been to the pod 52 minutes and you're just saying no because my list was so long yeah so she was like oh your grandpa loves like the room you're in right now because there's like a lot of sun and like i am in the sunroom and like the reason I love this place is because the sunroom reminds me of the sunroom that used to be in his house like it has the same tile floors and like wood on the ceiling and I was like oh my god she's like she he loves your setup he loves it so much and she goes are there flowers to your right no sorry flowers to your left and I was like oh no there aren't and she's like there aren't any white flowers to your left and I was like no maybe outside but I don't see any and he's she's like he's pointing to your left i'm seeing a white flower with yellow insides and i'm like no and then i look down my punch needle oh my god that i'm showing on the youtube right now is white flowers with yellow inside that was on the left of me and she's like he just wants to let you know he's here and he's guarding you and he loves your punch needle and he thinks you

1:04:38Hannah Berner: have issues because punch kneeling is fucking crazy that's so grandpa of him he's like wow

1:04:43Paige DeSorbo: look at that punch kneeling but like that was one of the craziest things that's ever happened wait that's yeah and she was just like he's watching over he's there for you he loves that

1:04:51Hannah Berner: you talk about him all the time and that i feel like happens so much with psychic mediums you'll be like okay i'll go into it with a grain of salt and they'll say something like that and you're

1:05:00Paige DeSorbo: like and tell me all your secrets tell me all so she's amazing i she's also just like easy to talk to and cool but um they also just help you be like yeah keep listening to your intuition like

1:05:13Hannah Berner: do your thing it's almost like a that's why I like to do it like once a year and I usually do it at the beginning of the year because it is just like a reset of reassurance of certain things so

1:05:27Paige DeSorbo: you're like okay it's also just like if you feel uncomfortable is probably a reason and you know what it is and just to always go back to like who you actually are and stop trying to be someone

1:05:38Hannah Berner: else is like period that's why i'm wearing my natural curly hair and that's why you've gone

1:05:44Paige DeSorbo: back to your curls you're fucking shirley temple over here um i've also been watching tv what have you been watching i started the show mr robot have you watched it before no is that on apple it's on netflix it came back it's like started in 2016 with um 2016 yeah with rami malik no he played um the singer in the queen yeah queen yeah it's interesting it's basically like dexter for coding okay um so if you're so honestly like i'm i'm not sure about it but i i like got through it if that makes sense you guys know like i have no shows this summer wait

1:06:31Hannah Berner: you know what someone said on tiktok and it's like so eerily true this summer doesn't have a theme the girls are scrambling like someone dropped the ball on the summer theme there's no summer show

1:06:46Paige DeSorbo: there's no summer movie but nothing's i think love island has like honestly taken this toll on the community it's taken a toll people try to do tomato girl summer people try to do sardine girl

1:06:56Hannah Berner: summer which is very meat coated i knew that was gonna stick i guess i guess maybe sardine but last summer it was so it's brat summer it's hot girl summer and then charlie tried to be like it's

1:07:06Paige DeSorbo: still brat summer and we were like no you can't repeat like that we have no we have nothing and i

1:07:12Hannah Berner: feel like i don't have a summer show like the two shows i'm watching gilded age and buccaneers it's

1:07:18Paige DeSorbo: like i have to wait each week my mom is watching that because she knows you love those shows and she says you guys have the same taste because you like a period period pieces oh it just puts me in a good mood but i have been back on my bullshit with documentaries i kind of think you might like this if you got high okay it's called the shark whisperer okay how high do you want me to get more than beta blocker okay bear with me this girl's like gorgeous like blonde i'm in no you know i love watching pretty people yeah like she's pretty right done and she basically has always loved sharks and i was like okay like do you i support a girl woman arts have a hobby yeah so but her whole thing is she's like if sharks wanted to eat everyone they would yeah so she's like i don't think sharks are this evil scary monster that they've been put out in the media like jaws and stuff and i'm like okay okay i love a villain turning story like let's go and she's basically like swims with sharks in the wild and can go down for like six minutes because she says it's mental and she's what she's learned how they communicate she's a fish and she's a friend of theirs and she went viral because she takes photos with them because she's trying to raise awareness to stop just killing sharks for shark fin soup and that kind of thing shark fin soup who's out here it's

1:08:54Hannah Berner: like a huge thing in asia the hell is out here hundreds of thousands of sharks are killed a year

1:09:01Paige DeSorbo: to just cut off their fin for this like delicacy so she's fighting for the sharks but she basically is like these sharks they get scared that's why sometimes they'll bite and then be like ew and

1:09:12Hannah Berner: like people just get bitten but this is so funny because a couple weeks ago my dad was talking about the summer we went to Martha's Vineyard and how we like stayed in the ocean the whole time and there were so many sharks and they were watching them from like helicopters and I said well from the helicopters then why didn't they just shoot them and my dad looks at me he goes

1:09:29Paige DeSorbo: that's highly illegal wait gary supports the sharks hashtag the sharks shark supporter well you're watching it and you realize that they're like gaining trust in her and she basically basically showed them that she was a predator too and held herself confidently around them to and it's incredible so and it's also like aesthetically beautiful they're like in the ocean and she's like kissing these sharks oh my god but it's just cool to see how there's different perspectives on stuff and sharks aren't monsters sharks are friends not food well you guys thank you for giggling with us we're so sorry we didn't do an episode last week and honestly we regret it that was fucked up we were scared honestly we were forced into not doing it we were it was doctor's orders um i have to go do my road lesson thank you to all the gigglers who have been sending me advice on like where to take the test what's give me parallel parking advice i'm reading everything you guys are amazing our dms couldn't be more different

1:10:34Paige DeSorbo: um also southampton animal shelter is overloaded with kittens check them out and my kittens are going to be available for adoption soon so just keep an eye out i told the dog this weekend to stop following me okay that's for next week bye

1:10:56Paige DeSorbo: hey gigglers story time i've been watching ebay live the past few days to shop some rare finds not even bidding at first just lurking i saw a fendi baguette go for an absolute bargain then these levi's denim shorts popped up and i had to jump in lost my first auction but then Then I bid again on the next and won. And that winning feeling, it's such a rush because you know everyone else wanted it too. Meanwhile, on eBay Live, you don't just watch the auction, you're in it. Download the eBay app to watch live, shop live. eBay Live, things people love.

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