Giggling about our favorite moments of 2025

0:28Sup gigglers.

0:35hey are you aware that there was a zoom page we've had this zoom scheduled for two years sorry it it slipped my mind well thank you guys for hopping on this official giggly squad business meeting zoom i just have like some important things we should talk about before the new year our first ever yeah our first ever meeting we've had and the whole company's here so that's great are we forgetting anyone I guess Grace do you want to introduce yourself just Grace what do you do for the business I'd rather not okay perfect okay do you want to send us an email of things you've done this year so we could review it yeah I'd love to I'll get right on yeah okay great and I'm sorry for making you guys meet on Monday I know it's like Mondays are like um shoot i forgot what i was gonna say like i forgot the point of the meeting peace and love guys love and light guys come on peace out 2025 oh well that's literally why i brought you guys here page i have to pitch you an idea and i think the gigglers will like be really excited as like a gift for the new year yeah this is kind of crazy though okay like life is never going to be the same okay okay I'm nervous what do you think about us doing next year two episodes a week like is that crazy no I kind of love it I just my first thought is like how are we telling the gigglers like what are like what are we we have to hire a full PR company to do like a whole thing you know yeah like I I feel like there's like different like it has to be like innovative yeah it has to be like never before seen type of like marketing you know like when guys want to impress you that sometimes they have that app on their phone where they can change the color of the Empire State Building?

2:51I've never heard that before. It's like an app and like sometimes guys will be like I can change the color of the Empire State Building. They're lying to you. So I've seen the app before like I've seen that you can do it. Okay. What if we did something like that like we took the Empire State Building? I mean I kind of love that Grace. Do you have any contacts at the Empire State Building? It feels like a little bit above my pay grade at this time. okay just like send an email okay okay i don't know but then also like what's global so maybe like do we want to do like something with like australia should we go to us i mean what are australia i mean like what other podcasts do when they're like announcing something what like i can't think of like any other podcast like when you think of um like what's a podcast like smartless when you think smartless you think men right so it's like three men talking what are they saying no one men stuff so I feel like when you hear the word giggly you think laughing you know so I think it all needs to be focused on laughing should i like yeah should we like should we do like a musical like a comedy musical what if we did like some type of flash mob situation oh my god that's so 2013 i'm obsessed and it's like i'm not we're not proposing to someone we're just proposing an idea you know like it's a proposal idea oh you get on one knee who proposes to who you or me it's us proposing to the gigglers yeah so we fly everyone to one place everyone's together okay so we go to australia do a flash mob it's out of how long is the flight it's probably like three four hours yeah should we bring our moms we'll need probably some parental supervision at some point yeah and like do you think we should have like should we get stuff on a plane like when the plane is going to australia should it say like two episodes two episodes for give this or we we all buy two cats and we're like what does this mean to okay rewind rewind rewind forget the plane forget australia forget the flash mob we all get another cat and just start showing like we do snapchats do people use snapchat we're like it's the second cat what does that mean cat second cat and we wait for them to guess why we have so many cats two cats yeah i think that's perfect i think that could be really cool okay I have to run it by Des my husband yeah family we need the second episode it's like we go rogue and it's all about centering men and like we're like the leading forces in curing the male loneliness epidemic you know you're something so off-brand okay I feel like that might be too out of the box but I love you think I love like your thought process right now because to be the number one podcast in the world we have to think outside the box but I feel like that would get us canceled I feel like sometimes wearing a towel on my head like warms my brain and like my your juices are flowing yeah the serums on your face are like really working Grace do you you haven't talked much do you have anything to bring to the conversation share your screen or something I actually don't know how perfect but I'll definitely I'll definitely like learn that for the next meeting I mean have you been have you been taking notes oh for sure okay good because I forgot everything we said I'm not texting I'm taking notes are you online shopping it's it's really none of your business what I do in my time okay so we need to tell the gigglers it's two episodes it's two episodes starting in the new year Tuesday it comes out and Friday Friday yeah because Tuesday is like the week started you need to giggle and then Friday you're like am I am I going crazy and I think that's like the theme of the second episode like is this crazy like because it could be anything should we like talk to a scientist about like making like clones of us and then like we do like a panic page trying new things get cloned and we show up and it's two of us and then we're like reinforcing two episodes and everyone's like we just like we do ivf and we have twins and that's actually that's so much makes more sense wait grace do you have any contacts with like um ivf scientist clone people i do i've been like waiting for you guys to ask about this okay for the second episode like should we have guests like should we like we have social anxiety so that makes me nervous but like if the gigglers are obsessed with people like we could probably get grace to message someone someone to come on so if the gigglers want people we'll listen but it's basically like only if we really need to yeah okay cool i think like we literally just circle back at christmas and like okay so do did we have do we have a plan like did this make sense grace do you know what to do now yeah i have i feel like we have a lot of plans and like Like we're just, I think we just execute all of them.

8:59Yeah. Okay. Is that too much in your plate? Cause I know it's like the holidays grace and I think you're with your family right now and I don't want to like - No, it's not at all. I'll actually like, we could have another meeting on Christmas day. Perfect. Is Christmas morning okay? For sure. Like, okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay, before we go, just like this, my cat. Okay. Amazing. Daphne. Oh yeah. Can you like paint the number two, like on her and have her just kind of walk around New York? totally yeah it's like it's like it's different than like oh we're putting something on the sidewalk it's like we actually have live cats like growing the streets a hundred percent like when in doubt use they're not stray cats they're actor they're starving artists they're paid actors she is paid pretty well she's on she's part of the company um okay grace thank you for leaving your family um i think we have a like really good plan and i hope the gigglers are excited i'm nervous okay see ya good luck with your skin happy holidays love you guys thanks for listening to our quick zoom and i hope you guys are excited for the new year and our present happy holidays we're officially going to two episodes a week starting next year um and in the meantime here are all our favorite moments from 2025 actually think about how many gay men there had to have been in the 1700s they're all gay i mean capris were trending you think a straight man did capris they wore wigs whenever they had a meeting there was someone necessary wait what about a high sock they were belly flats one said wait let me put a bow i think that'd be adorable also they were like i don't want to write without a feather at the end of my pen someone was like did you see george's curls like no literally get a proper blowout straight men with a full blowout and then writing with feather pens it's giving legally blonde no it's then their signatures were i'm sorry like so gorgeous gorgeous i've seen my brother write his own name he looks like a fucking four-year-old these guys are writing like in john hancock that's a gay signature how'd you even get that last name that was around the time where you could pick them yourself also hot take only men are allowed to go to war it's giving golf trips it's giving you guys all just want to go hang out and fight each other and then they love their accessories when they go to war No, the colonial men were gay.

11:38Did you ever go tanning in high school, like to a tanning bed? No. What? I'm not from Jersey. I'm from New York City. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Seriously? Oh my God. That's why my skin looks so good. Oh my God, Hannah. You have never walked into a tanning bed with a girl who literally is orange with her hair up like this. Like, do you need goggles? No. Tanning beds in high school were my religion, my life. How often did you go? We went every single day after school. I literally got so tan one year, I was, like, neon, and my mom, like, started crying. She was like, you're ruining yourself. Wait, maybe that's why people don't give me cocaine, because they could tell that, like, I didn't do tanning beds.

12:17Maybe it's a correlation. There is a tanning bed cocaine pipeline.

12:24Actually, we would give you cocaine in the tanning bed. New reality, it's a TV series. Where's your tanning place, receptionist? Now. Actually, fuck Phantom Pump Rules. I want to see the drama that goes on in a tanning salon. A lot. And you could tell you could cut it with a knife during prom season. You could literally cut it with a knife. Would you get a sticker, like, on your lower hip? I always wanted to because they're so cool. But you don't put a sticker on a Lamborghini. But my mom would have lost her fucking mind. Oh, the cancer was fine, but not the sticker. Yeah. Yeah. We're so vain assholes.

13:01Okay, let's not get it twisted. instead wait do you think less or more of me i'm not sure once you give birth and you are in the state that you are in like this baby's just come out of you your stomach's still huge i can imagine that in that moment you know if you married the right person or not but i wonder how many people had the thought before they got married of like i don't know if this is the right guy and then right when they had a baby it was like this is definitely not the right guy it's literally post baby clarity yeah like you get post your clarity you're at like your most vulnerable form of like i my body just went through trauma yeah i need someone to love me for me because i don't look the way i know myself to take care of me and yeah no well that's why i think when people say oh we were struggling so we want to have a baby to bond us closer it apparently like makes it worse but if your relationship's strong it makes it stronger but but babies will expose the fuck out of it.

14:00Speaking of bad habits, I hung out with a straight man accidentally. Where? Work stuff. Okay. They do this thing where like when they try to connect with you, they keep showing you YouTube videos. And it made me feel like an outdoor cat who brings you a dead pigeon. And you go, and then you go, oh wait, that's their love language. That's, oh, they're trying to connect. Thank you. That's them showing affection. Because he showed me one video. And you know, like, you get the point after. And it, like, I just. Oh, my God, that's so funny. I sat there for, like, two minutes watching it. And, like.

14:35Oh, you watched the full. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, that was a one-off. Yeah. He really is passionate about this video. And, like, 10 seconds later, he's like, oh, watch this. And I was like, oh, this is. This is a thing. This is a thing in the community. Chris, is this what you guys do? Yeah, I call it YouTube waterboarding. Wait. YouTube waterboarding. Like, men. um That was the question What are men Do you guys waterboard each other? Yeah Do you ever say bro I don't want to watch this Yeah that's why I started calling it waterboarding Because all men do is hang out and go bro watch this There's something also about when I'm watching Someone's watching me watch a video I can't enjoy the video Me neither I was trying to explain to Allie who's a lesbian Our relationship We left the house and she's like She's your partner yeah no we're partners because she was like no we're more than friends like like okay like if we were to be with another friend duo I'd be like cute that's adorable we would leave and be like they think they're fun that's so sweet of you guys to like be friends but like we're like partners well Allie was like I loved hanging out with you guys because I love being like a third wheel and I'm like what do you mean she's like I love hanging out with couples and I'm like what do you mean and She's like, you guys will talk with your eyes all the time.

15:49If you're going to gossip with one of us, you're gossiping with both of us. But it's a safe space. Yes. Like we share the same ideas. She was like, you have a full partner. And I was like, I know. And I was like, I am the man one. I want a man who's more involved in like the cooking and the cleaning. I do have to say. I just want a housekeeper.

16:13I just realized I want an assistant. um some of these girls who've done it right they marry chefs i just want someone who's like i'll make school lunches i do have to say i've dated guys in the past who have cooked and it's been so hot and so fun you have to trick them to be like oh my god i love that salmon you made yeah and then they like get passionate about it and then it gets part of their ego and then they're like obsessed with it that's what it is make it a part of their ego yes chris is smiling right And the second you make it and I go, oh my, wait. Baby, I love your barbecue chicken. It's so good.

16:46My ex used to make it. Disgusting. Disgusting. And honestly, he had a weak wrist. Make him feel like hunters, you know? There's something about British people and like they pull off bangs better. I didn't want to say it. It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones. Like I feel like American girls were like, that's why the whole thing is like, are you okay? Like myself included. But it's so funny because she's so British, but then she goes to singing and they lose the accent, which no one's ever studied that. Adele has an accent. But like my Adele doesn't. You know, like my Adele in my head. She's from Queens.

17:24Right. If Adele was from America. Hello, it's me. Yes. Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. Wait, I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long. And you haven't ring me up once. I will beat your ass. Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you? How are we not cast in Anora is beyond me, and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA? You lucky bitch, okay? I love that my Adele is from Queens. So that's how fun. Not my Adele. Can you tell me the year when we were allowed to get divorced? 1969. 1969. 1969. That's fucking crazy, because that's like when our moms were born.

18:03Ix got so popular because we literally weren't allowed to have Ix before. No, we couldn't say Ix. Like he'd be like singing in a restaurant, happy birthday to another table. And you'd be like, well, I literally can't get a divorce. So like, we're now like he comes in with flip-flops and you go, divorce. We've made a whole career on talking about it and the things we hate about men. A whole fucking career. I just got tagged in something of me being like, I hate if he's bad at bowling. And you go, I hate if he's good at bowling. And I was like, oh no. Did I ever tell you what my nickname was? like high school into college.

18:40No. Quadzilla. Which I'd quite literally dig my own grave and pass away. That's why I'm funny. Literally like hot guys would be like, sup, Quadzilla. I couldn't tell if like they thought my legs were like cute or not. I don't. Men look at me like a horse. They like check my teeth. Why are men always trying to like treat you like they're breeding with you? Yeah, and they're like, what's your vert? What? They're like, do you want to race? division one babies were like a topic okay and then they'd see me yeah they just smell a nike sponsorship for their child like immediately like yeah you could go with the sorority girl who can't fucking walk in a straight line or i i could fucking throw a football yeah 100 yards do you want your child to dunk right with these calves no one's ever come up to me and said like hey our kids might be athletic if anything they're like i think you'll have a gay son who let's just say could palm a basketball with your fingers don't talk about my unborn gay son because he's fabulous i have an eye twitch which means a man is about to die oh no it's that time of year i have to sacrifice a man no truly i've had this eye twitch for like four days because you also think everyone's like staring at it i don't even think that everyone's staring at it i'm just like what is it your bigger eye or your smaller eye it's your bigger why did i even ask i can see it oh boy you're fucked up question i don't know check your cornea no it's just like i think stressed back to me i went to a couple public gatherings and i like forgot the best way to irish exit i knew you're gonna and i actually just need some advice yeah we're in a conversation and what are you gonna do i'm gonna run to the bathroom really quick i'll be right back which bathroom i didn't specify i meant the one in my apartment

20:39now the one here that's crazy i'm going home it's none of my business what you thought i meant don't project your ideals onto me oh you thought the one here my favorite thing is i'll call an uber someone always starts talking to me like right when the uber is there and i love to pretend the uber is like completely out of my control like being like i would love to stay but the uber you're like the app's actually locked that's crazy stop it the uber needs me and i would love to cancel it but my thumb doesn't work you're like he's on his way if i cancel now what message will that say to him he's gonna he'll be very mad at me and i don't need that here's where it can get dicey yeah you say you're going to the bathroom they someone sees you leaving out the door and they're like where are you going making a quick phone call can't do it in here just running outside to make a quick phone call didn't tell you it's to my uber driver to let me know where in precisely standing none of my business if you thought the call was someone else wait you're a fucking genius yeah i love getting out of shit there's nothing i love more than saying bye i love when one of my gays goes you know what never liked her and i'm like oh you never said anything And you never said anything.

21:52When you get one of my gays going, it's... Get a gay going. Do one thing for your day and get a gay going. Because gag, get a gay going. Get a gay going and let them tell you what it is. No, let them break it down for you because it's... Gagged. Get a gay going. Wait, maybe that's the segment we just bring on a gay and let them go. It's just straight guys. They don't know that we're going to gay. time for our gag segment what are you gagged about hannah we brought in a bunch of straight men saying it was like one of our segments but really don't tell them we don't tell them are we saying what's something you're passionate about yeah something that like really gets you going what is that the last night when i'm at the giants game sitting there i'm watching the game i'm eating my snags and at one point i go that is adorable and my brother is sitting next to me and he goes what let's just bring it down for a minute this is musical theater okay you have to remember the place sorry that's memorizing lines that's choreography that's choreography when they go five six seven eight and they're all putting the same outfit on sorry that's a costume and then they're all going out there they know what they have to do and then they're performing and i think it's adorable also take one look around that stadium 85 ,000 people I go male loneliness epidemic where are you talking about singing the same song it's stacked here yeah there's so many men high-fiving each other they don't know each other just like having the best time again crying at one point I literally go just kiss at the end of the game if a player like likes another player he goes up to them and says can we trade jerseys and then they take each other's jerseys off they undress and they swap jerseys and then he walk out and you're like it smells like you oh guys definitely pick the porn based on the guy what do you mean by would you ever like not click on one because the guy looks the type of way yeah yeah yep and sometimes they're like i like that one it's funny you're not because i'll pick a girl i want her to look like men aren't even in my porn algorithm i don't want to see a man i don't want to see a man having sex that's disgusting that's disgusting it's disgusting so like they ruined the porn it's like so embarrassing for them because it's so easy to get the egg from guys from porn like them even being like yeah I'm like I'm out yeah like I'm going oh yeah I'm out we don't talk about this enough either like I could in my head picture like four porn girls that like I've seen in the past 15 years that like you just always see gorgeous stunning I couldn't picture one good-looking guy porn star like I don't think I've ever come across one I know I also don't look for them so they could be out there I'm just not seeing it's none of my business anyway we digress we digress Therapist update.

25:00I've been doing EDMR. No, it's EMDR. EDM is a festival. Yeah. EDM is a genre of music. It's really good. What is it? So basically, it sucks if you're like having a good day and then you have to do it. Because you're having a good day. Wait. Nobody talks about that. There have been so many times where I'm like, okay, but what if therapy is the problem? actually you've been putting me in a bad mood and be like wow life is where it's living and then i'm like oh fuck i have therapy yeah and you get in and she's like okay in fact it's not let's go back to the worst time you ever had in your life where you think shattered all your hopes and dreams the turning point of you let's go to your villain origin story i hate a pattern like your sweater right now is like actually making me nauseous like what in the blu-ray dvd screen is this goddamn cardigan i've been literally wanting to ask since we sat down where did you find this cardigan um it's vintage missoni oh is it okay can you apologize to missoni i can't apologize to them i don't like patterns either unless it's a sweater this looks like if you put on 3d glasses it would do something cool this looks like right when you're about to throw up what you see third tequila shot when you start to fall when a guy tries to kiss you and you don't know what he looks like this is what you see wait i know what your sweater looks like it's been driving me nuts the whole i know what it looks like too what are you gonna say who is that halloween character That's like the menace child.

26:50Don't they wear like blue and red stripes? Chucky. Chucky? Oh, yeah, because I've red hair. God, it was literally driving me nuts. I never can tell when my friends are on drugs, but like... Wait, just pause. Because that's actually one of my favorite things about you is to be out with you and for you to watch other people be on drugs. As someone who's seen this happen to me, can you just tell me for real right now? Do they talk beforehand and say, don't tell Hannah? Or do they think I'm already high because I'm like energetic? You don't give off the vibe that you would be into it. So it's like a waste of a conversation to even have.

27:30That's like that one guy who like... Hannah, you cried last time you smoked weed. I know. But not everyone knows my history. No one's even offering me a cig. Not even a drunk cig. Do I give snitch energy? Do I have snitch face? You're giving narc. Do I look like an undercover cop? Also, I've been at parties where people don't know that I cry over weed. But they all just disappear in the bathroom. And I'm sitting outside. And they're all in the bathroom. And I'm like, someone has a stomachache. And then they come out. And I'm like, is everyone okay? And they're like, yeah. And then they're dancing.

28:05And no one ran it by me. I went to the gyno for the first time in a long time. When your pussy's this little. You don't have to get it checked up because it's like not even there. It's like nothing can even go in there. It's literally not even there. You can't even find it. I got a pap. It was quick. Was it? Being a girl is crazy, though. Like they literally just shove something in you. And I was like, I wasn't in the mood for it. Is that like it's 2025 and they're still there. Like they still crank it. You know, like you would think the technology. No, it looks like a medieval torture device.

28:41It's one of the craziest things ever. And they're like, oh, hey, no problem. We're just going to stuff this up you. A stainless steel duck beak. No lube. None at all. And then they're just like, this won't hurt. Like, that's crazy. Yeah. Crazy. You love me, but you don't want to be me. Like, things about me disgust you. Like, you would never want to be me, but you love that I'm me. Yes. And that's what it is. Like, I don't want to be you at all. We both feel literally disgusted. Like, we'll do something. You'll be like, in your mind, I know you're like, I would fucking never. She's so dumb. Like, when my mom tried to dress me in, like, dresses with a matching hat, I was like, burn me at the stake.

29:28Like, I'd rather kill myself than be dressed in this matching set. And then you show up in a matching set. And I'm like, wait, I love that for you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why it works. Yeah. That's why we're in such a good relationship. And I think that's what you have to find in a partner. Yeah. Because there's too many people out here marrying their biggest off. And it's really like, they just want to be, they wish they had your life. They want to be you. Have you wanted to get your nipple pierced before? Did you see the newsletter where I put them nipple covers in that are pierced? Yeah. Grace and I were pretty freaked out.

30:01Neither of you guys brought it up. Yeah, because we were fucking scared. She goes, did you see what page? I go, yeah, I saw it. I went to the newsletter. And she goes, should we say something? I'm like, I don't know. Because it was fucking rage bait. It was rage bait. I'm not like. I thought you guys were. Honestly, I was having a day. And then I saw that and I said, I don't need this shit right now. I said, she's mocking me. She's coming for me in some way. Why is that coming for you? It's just like, you know, I don't need that. I would never get my nipples pierced. I looked into it for a while.

30:33Your mom. You poor mom. Like, she's making a rosary. She's like, where did I go wrong? I have a fear that. You are everyone's dream child. You had a fear of what? You were going to get like an infection? No, I have a fear that I'd be paralyzed. Oh my God. Paralyzed. That's so fucking crazy. I thought that like your nipple would lose feeling. Oh, that can happen. Yeah, that actually can happen. Most of us know we should take control of our own finances, but it's hard to know where to start sometimes. Rocket Money gives you the clarity and confidence to take that first step, helping you cut wasteful spending and take meaningful action toward your financial goals.

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32:54Thank you so much I've gotten a couple messages of people being like Hey I know you like making fun of the page for not being able to read or write your spell but it actually comes off mean and i go she told me she can't read i'm literally just repeating what she said to me never in our almost 10 year of friendship have you ever said anything to me where i've been like harsh like ever like me hurt my feelings because it's most of the time accurate and it's like sorry telling the truth is not a crime also this means I came up with something to try to make you giggle. And also, it's funny. And also, you're a New York Times bestseller.

33:35Go to the set. I'm in hair and makeup. I'm like, wow, it's a scorcher out there. I go to someone and I'm like, oh, do you know what the other thing is that I have to film this week? And they're like, no, this is it. And I look at them and I go, no no this isn't the outfit that i picked for like what i'm doing in the house i'm like oh okay but in my head you start spiraling and in my head i'm like i've already worn this before i'm gonna get fucking torn apart online they're gonna say lizzie mcguire you're a fucking outfit repeater which they did literally were all over my instagram being like i think she wore that before and now all of a sudden no one's sustainable whatever happened to sustainable fashion the sun starts beaten down on me pretty aggressively and I'd say we're about two hours into filming and I'm like standing there and I'm in a full suede skirt you were wearing a suede turtleneck skirt and I'm like you know what guys real quick um feeling a bit feeling a bit queasy let me take a minute to myself I throw up everyone's like they're like are you okay and I'm like yeah like totally put me back in coach like I can do this I just had to get that out of my system it's something I do a little bug it was from the biscotti i get back out there and i'm swaying a little bit you know i'm like i'm like you know i'm not feeling totally normal i have like an ear piecing so someone can hear me talking and i and i literally just go i'm gonna need another minute i'm going down i'm literally i'm going down and you guys can come down with me i'm using the mic like a walkie talking i'm like we got what we need they're like no we didn't page you still have more lines i'm like we're gonna wrap this up right thank you crowd services they're like no no we're not done that's a wrap on production thank you so much for the day you guys have been amazing everyone hands together for the cast and the crew you go this season's a wrap i think we got to the point we all want to fuck each other let's go Thank you for the visit.

35:41Okay, got to go. I literally sit down, pass out. I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry, but like, I just don't think I can finish it. You didn't want to croak in Fiji wearing that outfit. Not only am I not in the goddamn outfit that I fucking picked out. You think I'm going to go to a hospital in Fiji, have something happen to me and this is my final outfit like no you got me fucked up did i ruin the show is everyone mad at me like are you guys gonna sue me or you're never gonna have me back they were like the season can't go on it was like one of those things where you know you're like something happens to you or like you're insecure about something and you're like honestly no one's gonna notice and then you see your friend and it's like the first thing they say yes i was like no they're gonna make it seem like i was still standing there no one's gonna see it And it's like, where'd that girl go in the dumb elf?

36:40Classic page. She's so lazy. She couldn't even finish the challenge. I was a rotisserie chicken in there. But again, I'm in full cow hot. I was an animal out there. You were a buffalo. I'm like, guys, I'm at a loss of breath. I can't see well. And they're like, ask him if he's hard. I'm like, guys, I know. Do you think purple lettuce thinks it's better than other lettuces? Lettuce eye. Yes. Because when I'm eating purple lettuce or a colored carrot. You stop and you go, you're gorgeous. If I have a tri-colored carrot on my plate. Your tax bracket has changed. My tax bracket has changed. I know more languages than you do.

37:26I feel like the purple lettuce like knows. And it's always like curly in a way where it's just like, you can put it on a dress. And it always comes out of nowhere. Like you're like gnawing on your rabbit food and then you're like, who is she? Are you just talking about like cabbage? I don't know enough about the lettuce species to be able to. What is the purple? I don't look. I'm starting this new thing. I tried to eat salads last week. It didn't work. What? I'm trying to be healthy before I go on tour. I'm realizing that. Are you sticking to the rule on tour where there's no eating after at 11 p.m.?

37:59No. Oh, you haven't stuck to it. Funny. Because last year we had to stick to it. Yeah, because, well, last year you tried to put me in a caloric deficit, and I was famished. This year you're willy-nilly just ordering whatever. I don't know what town you're even in. You're so stuffed. I did get a really good Mexican bowl. I dermaplaned. Did you? I've never felt so shiny. Yeah. Like, I felt like a baby dolphin. Do you like it? I kind of like a little fur to keep me warm. I've never looked at you and been like, you have hair on your face. You've also never looked at me. That's true. I only look through you.

38:40I've never really taken it all in. I've never honed in on. Normally you see one thing and you go, oh. And then you're like, back to me. My mom always makes a joke where she's like, don't let Paige look at you too long. She'll tell you what you have to fix. And I'm like, don't let me in the room. I love constructive criticism. You know that I'm very coachable. Yeah, sorry. If I don't tell you, who's going to tell you? if I see my mom and I'm like, hey, let's like switch up this hairstyle or like let's like change these boots or something. I would want someone to tell me. I feel like mom's hairstyles are so important to them.

39:09Yeah. And telling them to switch up a hairstyle is like, that's like you have to sit them down. Yeah. Like that's like having an intervention, especially some of these moms who've had the same one since 1982. Yeah. During strifling times. Is that a crazy strife way to describe it? what does strifle mean chris what does strifle mean strifling time it's not a real word first of all you're talking about stifling stifling urban dictionary says a combination of the word strife and trifle strife meaning difficulty trifle meaning not really very important so maybe not strifling definitely not strifling.

39:52Definitely not. Wait, strifling is my life though. Not important. No, I've been strifling. No, I'm not kidding. I've been strifling for like two weeks now. I'm not okay. Wait, can we normalize strifling? The origin is Italian. And if you use it in a sentence. Being really upset about things that don't matter. Everyone knows football is gay. After the game, what do they do together? shower i've heard multiple men football players are not saying it's team bonding i'm sorry i'm sorry never team bonded with a friend naked the closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when i'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room yeah and it's against my will i know for a fact i was in there first I know for a fact And that you had a chimichanga Okay So let's not even act like it was just us bonding It was you having a serious problem It was also a clean emergency That's medical That's just medical I'm your emergency contact Wait have you ever gone through a phone?

41:02This is so embarrassing I've never gone through a phone It's not embarrassing that's probably like the right way to be Back in the day You like respect privacy I don't respect privacy I just respect like Or like if you're dating me. Sorry, you live in Russia. It's my rules. There's zero privacy. Any money you make has to go immediately to me. I think it's because like you kind of like the drama a little more than me. A little. I love it. I thrive on it. Like I really want to be like a Justin. I go looking for problems. I've cracked iPhones. I've cracked iPads. I've gotten computer passwords. I've blocked people from other people's phones.

41:44Like I've done it all. My favorite thing though would be when people, when men would be like, you don't respect my privacy. I'm like, and you don't respect my vagina. Like, what are we talking about here? What are you, the FBI? And this is, I'm leaking your data. Shut up. No, I don't respect your privacy. No, it's basically saying you don't respect me cheating. And it's like, yeah, I don't respect you cheating. Yeah. And be better at it. Like what? Get out of my Uber. I'm like 15 minutes early. So I'm looking at my phone to like see what time it is. And I just hear someone say, heads up. I turn.

42:17I literally get turned around because all of the sudden charging at me is 30 people in a fucking run club. Okay. I literally audibly go, what the fuck is this? You got shot. I literally was, I was assaulted. I was burglarized. I was thrown on the street. Like I literally turned with the motion of them like whipping. Wait, they just took you with them. Next you know you're running. I didn't sign up for this. I'm like, I have a facial. I'm immediately angered because I'm like, fuck you guys. Who the fuck is getting up? There should be signs like, you know, it says no biking on the sidewalk. No running on the sidewalk.

43:01I was like, is this what's happening before 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning? You've gone rogue. you've taken over the city it's gotham city here now i realized high school team high school track team oh they're just trying to run and so i was like you know what they take back everything they're chasing their dreams you guys get your exercise what happened to after school activity it's after school activities no i couldn't even believe actually curricular something like that to happen you know it's not pronounced dash hounds apparently it's dachshunds sorry hold on this is above our pay grade this is not a bit but genuinely can you spell it d-a-s-c-h-o-u-n-d-s along those lines like close to that my brain immediately went to szechuan chicken i thought dachshund was a whole separate breed same isn't it there was connor and Cupid and Doxer and Donner and Blitzen.

44:03Donner and Blitzen. What did they have to do with this? I thought that was one of the Doxans. I'm DJ Dashound. But like late night, people call you DJ Doxan. Once I have a dirty chai latte, I'm DJ Doxan. Like you start your set as DJ Dashound and then it gets like dirtier. DJ Doxan. When the beat drops, DJ Doxan. DJ Doxan. Wait, I'm obsessed. I'm asking this because I want to know from the girls that have frozen their eggs. My boobs, huge, massive. I've never had bigger boobs in my life. I'm so excited. I, not a doctor, think that you actually needed estrogen and your body's just like responding really well to it.

44:48Do you feel different in other ways? Have you been nicer to people? No, no. I've been like more emotional a little bit, but not like overly emotional. Well, like appropriate for a circumstance. Yes. Like not like numb. Yes. Not like stone cold Steve Austin. Appropriate for a circumstance. Yeah. You're reacting as you should have in the past. Sometimes I have a reaction and I'll think in my head, yeah, that's a normal person. Keep doing. Wait, this is Paige. What would a normal person do if my best friend's pet does? Well, there are so many times. where people expect you to be like oh and my immediate reaction is like okay i get over it that's when people are like can page act i'm like yes yeah do you know how many times i've had to pretend to care about a lot of things i don't give a fuck literal oscar worthy i'm never joining a religion that limits my drinks and not even alcohol like i'm sorry i can't have a diet get coke fuck off but they can do adderall and they do betas there's definitely some mormons my thing is they just like get around whatever the old school rules are they were also talking about this whole thing where like if you were divorced you're still bound to your ex-husband for the rest of your life through which i'm like guys come on we got real world problems happening let's talk about the here and now when he dies i who was he that's not my business when it crosses my desk we'll figure it out but like right now how did the men who are dead have more power than women who are alive period oh oh my god period that is so where'd you hear that merlin monroe oh i'm just kidding my new thing is quoting everything and saying merlin monroe you have to say forever vain you are you haven't gotten a facelift yet and you know chris jenner's been looking good what is that facelift i'm getting that i would love to inject myself with some shit yeah i'm too scared about doing the research of who i should go to because i genuinely don't trust anyone do you know who you can trust god yep and god made you perfectly imagine it god makes no mistakes turned into like a religious podcast podcast and that is why In 1113, Mesadiah said, go across the water and get the fish.

47:22And when you question how do I get that fish, you get that fish. Because that's why Mesadiah did it. Why did we turn southern though? We could have been religious without being southern. I don't think it goes that way. I think you go full Joel State. If you're quoting scripture, you better have a twang. It was offered MDMA. Yeah. do I feel cool about it yeah wait Hannah calls me after she goes to this party and she would not stop saying MDMA and after the fifth time I was like it's Molly stop saying MDMA I'm gonna have a freak out I go since when is MDMA Molly you woman in STEM since forever I wasn't gonna say yes but I pretended I was considering it like I'm like you know I normally would because i want it's a saturday night and i can't literally totally a time where you could do it there was ever a time it was in that moment and then people were like we're micro dosing and i'm like okay like regardless what dose i would ruin the party i would never work in this town again i actually feel like you wouldn't micro dose because you're an all-or-nothing girl you know so you're like if i'm gonna do it let's become drug addicts that's why weed fucks me up because everyone's like just take a little hit and then take a little hit don't feel anything take the biggest hit i've ever taken in my life can't breathe for yeah for an hour and then and then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like i think i'm having a panic attack exactly just like staring at my fingernails for way too long i think maybe i was in like seventh or eighth grade and something happened for the first time ever like with a boy and i remember my mom tell saying to me page i need you to understand that this is a man's world okay it's a man's world so you need to always be smarter, quicker, like thinking on your feet, like you're going to get fucked over in situations that you shouldn't just because you're a woman.

49:14And I feel like that always stuck in the back of my head. And I think people get so mad at me because I move like a guy. I've always moved in the world like a fucking guy. I will ghost the fuck out of you. I don't give a shit. I like will take your job. I'm not the kind of crazy where it's like I need to get back at you. It's I'll get I'll take your job and become your boss and I'll fire you. Yeah, like that's my kind of crazy Our Gen Z's playing flip cup. I probably haven't played flip cup in like three four years Don't know it's competitive You'll never get ahead in this world when I was 26 There were bars just for for beer pong.

49:54We weren't there to drink. We were there to compete We were there to like live our dreams This is when the world started to turn for the worst when people started in a team When people started filling their beer pong cups with water and just drinking the beer. No. That's why COVID happened. Because we didn't have the antibodies. The antibodies of when a ball rolls and gets kicked across the entire bar, and then you take it and you throw it in a beer and that person chugs it. That's why we were able to face like germs. I have to say when a guy's good at Flip Cup, I'm like, it's the hottest thing ever.

50:31When a guy's bad at flip club, I'm like, you would finger my thigh. In your 20s, if someone was playing beer pong and they weren't good at it, I'd be like, that's so embarrassing. I'm like, you probably aren't good at parallel parking. You can't be the father of my children. I hate sleeping in bed with men. I don't know what it is because I can fall asleep on the couch with them. But once it comes to getting in the bed and falling asleep, I'm like, no, I have to be alone. I have to hang out with myself more. It doesn't make sense. like we all have roommates right and then you get to the point where you try to not have a roommate but then when you meet a guy now you're forced to have a roommate right but this roommate literally takes up half the bed and is hot and is breathing in your fucking yeah and i'm like now i can't watch a tv show and like also have my phone on when it's like 3 a.m because you have to sleep also i understand intimacy sometimes i understand quality time yeah when you're both asleep like is that really intimacy i need my own bed sleeping in separate beds i honestly think is great I need my own bedroom and I'm so down to start the night with you and then like start the morning with you.

51:35But what I do in the in-between is like none of your business. You're starting a business. You're running numbers. You're looking up past exes, exes, exes, girlfriends. You have stuff to do during the night. I saw a TikTok that was like, I still stalk my ex's eggs even though we broke up and she's part of my routine. Wait, your comfort stalk? stock your comfort stock your comfort stock where like when you watch them it kind of makes your day yeah someone said you know you're a kid and you have to sharpen your pencil yeah so you'd get up to the garbage and you just like sharpen it and it feels kind of nice and you'd also get to like that's a version of a cigarette break yeah as a kid i was the queen of taking a break the pencil sharpener wasn't enough for me i was like oh still too stimulating you guys are all here.

52:24I was at the nurse's office. The nurse knew me. Okay. I'd walk into the nurse's office and she'd say, what is it today, Paige? I'd say, well, I don't know. I'm feeling a slight tingle in my throat. Better call my mommy. I feel like my past life when my children died of cholera is coming forward today. No, I'd literally go to the nurse's office and the nurse would say, why don't we just call your mom, talk to her for a few minutes and see how you feel? And I'd be like, that sounds I needed like a midday pep talk. Okay. It's hard out here. That's so real. That's so real. Let kids call their mom during school.

53:01What was the harm in it? Would you be like a jail where they have a row of telephones? You're getting a call from PS321 during the middle of the day. Mom, I can't do it anymore in this place. It's a prison. I'm going to do an egg freezing update. because that seems appropriate oh my gosh there's a question on the consent form that's like okay and if anything happens to you what would you like us to do with your eggs so the options are like discard them scramble if you're married do you want to give them to your spouse like oh i hate these like future questions i'm like i literally want to have for breakfast how many years you want us to like free have them for but i was like wait i don't know part of me was like well i wouldn't want a child walking around and them not having me like that's crazy or be like why do i have these weird mental demons and my mom can't explain them right but also i'm like if i had a sister yeah and she and say she couldn't get pregnant i would want her to have mine what if your brother's wife can't get pregnant well that would be incest my brother's sperm so highly illegal i literally spent three days in alabama well gosh darn a page give it to your brother he'll have a baby with it like nope super super illegal um could not do that could not give my brother's wife my ex.

54:36I feel like as I get older, I am Simon Cowell. Like I hate everything. I'm like disgusted by so many people I know. Do you know there's an actual thing of you don't of people don't get enjoyment from anything? Like there's a word for it. I have it. They said if it happens for an elongated period of time, it can be depression. What's a long period of time? No, it's not that I hate everything. I'm unimpressed. Yes. Not to quote your best friend, who I'm sorry people aren't talking about this enough. I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. Did you hear her say that? That quote alone.

55:20I'm sorry, it's my new personality. I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. And I think my problem is I'm unimpressed by things. That I'm just like, I don't care. I have to say something and nobody knows. Can I guess? Yeah. You got Botox. Yeah. You guys, this has never happened in the history of Giggly Squad. Page six. Now's your time to shine. She froze her eggs and then she froze her face. Continue. Okay, so. She goes, I've been watching you talk so I can tell how your face already moves. and I can already tell you that I wouldn't even give you a full amount that I give.

55:57Transplant? Yeah. She's like, your face, you don't have to. We can use some of the face. We'll keep some of it. Obviously, I brought up my orbital bone. And she goes, it's more noticeable to you than it is to the average person. I go, have you seen the internet? Have you heard of Giggly Squad? I'm happy I even lasted this long. Botox has been being pushed to me since I was eight years old. Eight years old? I mean, have you? Yeah. Were you alive? congratulate page on her um popping her botox cherry her new face if she looks different don't tell her just be like no literally don't tell me you really do look amazing you just look awake yeah which honestly we've never looked like what's it like being awake right now my whole brand is now changed yeah oh my god you have to change daphne completely to like running wear she goes we're doing marathons and daphne now can i call you out for a second fine Paige calls me and she's like really focused talking about something but it sounds like she's in a in a car wash this is my last minute on the phone you've got to listen to me so she's rambling and I go hold on are you in a rainforest yeah and then instead of being like explaining herself she goes what and then I'm like oh maybe she's on speaker you know sometimes on speaker it's weird she you make me feel like I'm crazy you go what uh what and I go it sounds insane and she goes yeah i'm in the shower anyway and i'm like okay you could have prefaced it with being like hey sorry i'm underwater right now yeah but you made me feel like i was crazy for being like you're drowning i get some of my best work done in there by the way she has facetime me in the shower as well totally i know her full routine any call i've had to make through that day that's not like super important but like i have to tell you something i have to talk to you i don't have any other time during the day, you're getting a call in my shower.

57:50There's another life where you live in Kansas and you are the it girl of real estate. Like every single bench in that town is you. And you're wearing a power suit. The best outfit. Like no one's ever seen. Your glam is incredible. No one's ever seen you without full glam. They call me penthouse page. And there's no penthouses in Kansas. That's really sexual actually. That actually sounds like my OnlyFans page. I take that back. And you don't actually make eye contact with any of your clients, but. I've thought about real estate and you know what knocks me down every time? I'm not doing math in my adult age.

58:26Oh, yeah. I've moved on. I'm past that. Do you have to do math? You have to know square footage and prove and like you have to know like there is numbers and I'm like, actually, no. Did you watch Selling Sunset? Not really. It was a lot of like them getting out of the Yukon SUV slowly. it's a lot of arrivals and departs there's nothing netflix reality shows love more than arrivals and a non-copyrighted music yeah and a strut she's a sexy one yeah she's sexy no it's hard for a slow strut let me tell you something cartoon network not for me i'm gonna say cartoon network is so hannah coded yeah it's not page coded ed ed and eddie you would never watch i hated that show any tv shows where they're like yelling i've seen what i needed to see wait that's cartoon network 2 the commercials were like uh you want this

59:30yogurt why was there so much yogurt in those fucking squeeze tubes when we were little easy squeeze the commercials were even like too much like i couldn't i was like no get the station off like i liked then i'd have to switch to like pbs and like watch like wishbone or something i think that's over stimulating i did like wishbone i loved wishbone i'm surprised it didn't make you smarter as a kid again as i am as an adult where i like to watch pretty people on the tv i like them to be so fucking hot as a younger child i like to watch things that were aesthetically pleasing to me that's why i can't believe i'm your favorite person anytime someone would offer up the cartoon network i immediately knew what kind of kid you were and i was disinterested i would be like no this is the thing though with powerpuff girls it formed who i am as a woman see again i didn't like action you go why are they moving so much i go take a nap why don't you guys chill like you're getting out of your house and you're like running away from your parents and this is what you're going and doing like go to the mall you know how like girls say like you can see your mental illness through the people that you've dated oh if i truly went through my 20s and all of my boyfriends i could tell you exactly what i thought about myself They say the person that you set up for is who you believe you deserve.

1:00:58Also, if like someone doesn't like you back and you're like trying to get them to like you, you have to realize that they're triggering something like in you. There are so many situationships I feel like in my 20s where I was like, you don't like me? Perfect. Now I have to move on to all the reasons why I'm amazing. In your 20s, I think because you're still becoming who you are, you immediately don't think like, oh, he's not the right guy for me. you're like oh I did something wrong like let me try that again like yeah I just had to reframe myself for him yeah where now in my 30s if someone didn't like me I'd be like ew you have horrible taste and I'm like I actually don't like you first I didn't like you first I didn't like you first I'm 32 years old but like I was home so like when I step into Albany and I step onto my parents street I'm 16 100 I have to ask to leave the house like I could never just leave my house like that would be get permission insane ask when they want you home so it's like friday night sneak in a weed pen 10 o 'clock and i'm like burns a little and my mom can hear me and here's the other thing i'm in the bathroom in my room for like a while yeah but my bathroom is above her bedroom so she knows when i'm in the bathroom she knows when you have a tummy ache i hear coming up the stairs what's going on are you okay and like i immediately turned 16 i'm like i think i I actually might have a UTI, but I promise I actually didn't even have sex.

1:02:24And she just looks at me and she goes, okay. She was like, well, you don't always have to have sex to get a UTI, you whore. I was like, yeah. She goes, I just was getting blowjobs. I wasn't letting him go in. I just didn't know. I'm like racking my brain because I'm like, how did I get one without having sex? You sat on an MSG chair with like mostly men in that stadium. I don't know. And then I was like, well, did I use a new soap? Like, have I? And I was like, you know what? I think my immune system's just down. Like, I'm coming up with, like, all these things. Mauricio, Kyle's guy, had a bracelet stack.

1:03:01And it was - Of, like, stretchy, like, Taylor Swift bracelets? Or, like, of, like, Cardi-Eye? I think it was a combination. Just, like, a man wearing stacked bracelets. And everyone was like, oof, he's going through something. Yeah. Like, this is a weird stage. Men with too many accessories, like, you're trying to distract me from something. I don't trust men who wear a lot of accessories at all. I hate men with a bracelet situation like that. I bought myself a tennis bracelet, and I was, like, dating a man at the time, and he was like, I want a tennis bracelet too. And I was like, no, but this man wanted a diamond tennis bracelet.

1:03:36I almost threw off. No. I was like, it's not for you. It's not for you at all. I was like, cool, buy yourself one and me. Chris, do you have any accessories? I have a watch and then in the summertime I'll throw one bracelet on sometimes. Wait, explain that to me. What about the summer makes it bracelet weather? It's bracelet time. Wait, what? We're just loose. One bracelet doesn't. No, but why not the winter? I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. Why has the standard for a wife stayed the same, yet the standard for a husband has gone down? She was like, my grandpa built my grandmother's house.

1:04:12Like, okay, now, like, any man, he's like, cool, I'll call a task, grab it. My final thought is, like, men literally used to go to war. Like, they would, like, get... Is it even a final thought if you don't adjust your glasses, you know? Also, this whole time, this whole time I can't see. I've been fighting for my life with these fake glasses because I like the aesthetic, but, like, I feel blind, I can't hear, I can't talk. I feel, I have nothing left. Men used to go to war. Men used to like have their arm blown off and still run and like do what they had to do. Nowadays, a man's going down on you and sees you're spotting slightly on your period.

1:04:47He's like, I can't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Men used to go to war and you can't go down on me when I'm on my period. Grow up. And that's a great final thought. When someone says, Paige, you have to look your best at this day. She has a routine. All I did was get facials and massages in LA. And I started to get kind of paranoid that I was doing enough. You started to panic. So I started to panic. Well, then Lenore got involved. Lenore got involved. Lenore was like, whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just a woman in an apartment.

1:05:15Awesome. And I was like, the price is right. Safe. She does face and body. I said, we're doing it. So I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in LA. What is wrong with you? You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is, how'd you find me? she literally was like how did you how did this come across your desk and then she was like your name's vanessa right and i was like no and i was like it's okay it's fine it was amazing i don't think it was lymphatic though i think she gave me a full-on abortion i don't know what you are a sneaker wedge girly i feel like you just called me a miranda they were like in for a bit but they were never they were in for like a second like they weren't in in the country like no one wore them in albany i remember being like feeling like a freak but like in new york city everyone wore them for like a year i love crocs so much and i love my healed wedged crocs so like i don't know if if the right sneaker wedge comes across my desk yeah i will you will partake i'm into like the sneaker loafers that are new balance everyone's been sending me and i was like give me 17 of them right now wait i don't know if i've seen the sneaker loafer It's like a silver, like New Balance, but as a loafer.

1:06:31Okay. Well, we have such different algorithms because this is the only thing on my algorithm right now. I got a lot of backlash on my Instagram last night because I said, I want you to shave your head like I'm a stone. Girls were not happy. They said, first of all, I think you're sabotaging Paige the Sorbo. And I go, she does that to herself. Second of all, I'm a creative. I come up with ideas. I throw ideas at Paige. I think there's an Audrey Hepburn biopic that's circulating Hollywood. That's what I heard. And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role. And so they're dressing like her.

1:07:02They're cutting their hair like her. And they're like. Do you know who I think is going to get it? I'll say who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it. One, two, three. Ariana Grande. I don't like that. I didn't cast her. I've been trying to watch Wicked for. We're going on seven days now. I've taken seven phenomenal naps. Right when it starts. Wicked would be so good without the singing. Wicked would be so fucking fire without the singing. But do you see how you are, Glinda? Yes. Ariana, from what I saw, 15 minutes intermittently, she's crushed it. She's amazing. She's phenomenal.

1:07:42She's the best singer of our entire generation. I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn. Why? She's Italian. I just think Anne Hathaway has always looked the most like her or Lily Collins. Or you. maybe i just call the jury i'm like i've never acted put me in coach i've seen you on summer house you're pretty good miss giggly squad like i feel like something will happen on a thursday i'm like am i really gonna wait till monday i do just say thursday i start itching i started itching and then i like want to tell you things and i'm like hold it hold it that's why saturday i was like we gotta move the pot up to sunday i got shit to say how about i texted you at like 8 a.m on a Saturday morning this weekend I was like and I just feel like overwhelmed no well you get morning anxiety I get more that disappears by 1 p.m so I'm out here all day I'm like I'm calling Des I'm like I don't like I think Paige is having a bad day like what should I tell her radio silence from her I was like call me whenever you need I'm here I go she must be in an escape room right now she must be have checked into a mental health rehab facility and that's why she called me text you around 8 30 just like how you'll be you go oh my god lol i was so dramatic i go i've been freaking out oh my god that was this morning literally so dramatic i'm over it