Giggling about pet psychics, restraining orders, and auras

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1:17Michaela: Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

1:23Michaela: I mean, the day just... Got away from me?

1:28Giggly Squad: Hello, my glorious gigglers. We have a special episode, and I know that you guys are like cats. You don't want to be scared. So I'm going to slowly introduce this to you. We do have a guest later on. She's an aura reader who's going to aura read our cats. And it's important to us. Obviously. I know you guys saw that coming. It's happening. The admin was hard, but we made it happen.

1:52Michaela: We don't do guests. We don't. unless they're bringing something to the table that's important to us specifically unless you're

2:00Giggly Squad: telling me what my cat is thinking when i wake up in the morning i have no interest i have zero

2:05Michaela: interest in getting to know you unless it's daphne related like i don't care so towards the end of

2:13Giggly Squad: the pod mystic michaela will be coming on with some incredible reads read us to filth actually per usual it was so much fun also um you turned into full italian mom this weekend did i this weekend you go turn off your instagram location that's so scary because i got a text from

2:38Michaela: someone being like hey double check if you have your instagram location on and i was like first of all what the fuck is an instagram location and then i go and i do whatever the steps are and i am always very cautious on like where i am when i'm posting like i'm never really posting in real time just because like i don't want these people to ever really know where i am one thing

3:05Giggly Squad: that sucks about our business is we realize we attract the crazies they want to talk about us they want to be involved we attract the crazies we also attract the greatest gigglers in the world but it comes with it's a give and take it's a give and take and here's the thing the internet

3:20Michaela: anyone can say anyone and you're like okay and so sometimes it's just like very scary like you get in situations and you're like okay i kind of got myself in this situation but like this is scary so like things like this matter to me on like where i am and what i'm doing well i saw a meme

3:38Giggly Squad: that said ted bundy would love the new instagram update and i said what does that mean and i'm just

3:43Michaela: in my head what is and here's the other thing they didn't tell anyone i feel like that's yeah

3:48Giggly Squad: it's not okay it's because snapchat does it i think which now i'm worried about my snapchat i didn't think of that never came across my desk i don't even have a snapchat oh you think you're

3:59Michaela: better than me well like a little look i just don't know how to delete it so i will wait actually you know what i think i do have a snapchat because every once in a while someone tries to break into it and i'm like go for it i don't give a fuck you get that text being like snapchat login in seattle

4:18Giggly Squad: washington i'm like look at you freak like just post whatever you want i don't care also people would be like wow this girl never leaves her bed that's what they would see if they follow my instagram location no but anyway that's scary and if you don't want people to know where you are turn off your instagram location please please please because you're all really beautiful

4:35Michaela: and smart and funny google the steps also i'm sorry that like obviously is specifically 10 times scarier for women like yeah we always have an ex we're trying to avoid get away from hide from like imagine he was just like oh there she is like i don't know no it's so scary well look at

4:58Giggly Squad: us raising awareness um no truly next on the docket i wanted to pitch a show okay called grape

5:04Michaela: grapes where me and you drink oh this is not a real sorry so sorry i thought you were about to be like this is a show it was like on a couple years ago you have to watch it this is made up

5:18Giggly Squad: okay cool this is more this is from the noggin okay i was actually on burner phone we were talking about drinking wine and i i just said grape grapes and i was like oh my god what if we never drink anymore but what if we did purely to get drunk and then complain about stuff and if we cry we cry wow also i just love alliteration okay why don't we just film a therapy session

5:44Michaela: you're like what if we got really so what if we just went on summer house what if we got really drunk and then just cried about stuff this is the one thing reality tv is

5:55Giggly Squad: missing well there's a couple but one thing is i want to know on the bottom corner on the lower third how many drinks people are in so i can factor in their argument where is this and and what kind of drinks is it combined is it kamikaze shot or are we dealing with a pinot noir like what are we dealing with in this battle yeah make it like a pokemon thing that's quite true because

6:18Michaela: that matters how many drinks in really does matter on your level of sanity and also when i was in it

6:25Giggly Squad: sometimes I didn't know what I was competing against and if I had knew I would have handled the situation better and then they can't play that card the next day you know when they're like oh it was blackout and you're like oh so nothing you can't that's like saying that didn't count I didn't know the rules yeah which I hate when people do that in Monopoly I actually do have a

6:41Michaela: show that was on a couple years ago that I just started on Netflix called Love Life and it's um oh i heard about that it's cute so good and it's so cute oh my god why can't i think of her name anna kendrick wow oh that's annoying um she's the main character which i love her the i you know i hate a musical i will watch pitch perfect any day of the week because i just i'm obsessed with her

7:08Giggly Squad: i think she's a great actress like an old thing that's now back on netflix 2020 yeah maybe even

7:15Michaela: before that and I don't know why I never saw it or never watched I don't know what it was on

7:20Giggly Squad: originally it's so good it's so cute do you want to give us any context it's it has a narrator and

7:27Michaela: Anna Kendrick is the main character her name is Darby and it's very realistic on how you go from like relationship to relationship and like when you're getting out of one or getting into a new one you're like this is fine like we're fine and then you don't realize how like all of those traumas kind of build up and kind of mold to the person that you become in like that next relationship and then it's just like the nuances of you break up with someone you run into them they're with a new person like all this different stuff but it's very relatable it's very funny and then obviously they're side characters of her friends and it's also like their love lives

8:06Giggly Squad: love live sorry and it was just sorry let me just say you love a narrator because i love someone hold your hand throughout is i love a narrator i find it to be where they're at emotionally don't make me guess yeah like don't sometimes

8:30Michaela: just just say what it is okay i was on tiktok the other day and someone posted like a scene from girls and they're like they're saying nothing but saying everything at the same time

8:41Giggly Squad: and i read the scene so wrong i was like oh i let's call a spade of spades you're on your phone and when you're watching a show on your phone having a narrator every couple minutes is nice especially if they have a nice soothing voice i'm like it feels like your best friend's coming in

8:55Michaela: just giving you the down low you know it's nice it's really it's truly nice also this is a little

9:02Giggly Squad: this is it's kind of strong but i did watch i love you forever um by kazzy david and john raditzki is in it who's really really funny and um jack nicholson's son yes plays the love interest in it and what's the name of the main girl Sophia Black D 'Elia incredible I actually watched another

9:24Michaela: show with her um single drunk female I think it is and it was such a good show if you haven't

9:31Giggly Squad: watched it I think it's on Hulu so what's interesting about I love you forever which I think is super important is it shows what it's like to be in an abusive relationship and I think we all have seen friends that have been in it and you're like get out like why are are you dealing with that and it makes it so fucking like understandable also i think sometimes

9:52Michaela: people think that abusive relationships are like a super extreme like you can only be in an abusive relationship if it's extreme and like mentally and physically most of my abusive relationships

10:04Giggly Squad: were emotional and emotional is really hard if a the guy's incredible at apologizing yeah b you think he's like obsessed with you even if it's kind of in a controlling way you think it's good or c like you feel shitty around him but you think it's your fault because he's perfect like there's i just think there hasn't been like a a movie that encapsulates it in not like an

10:30Michaela: incredible extreme way and not to brag mine were physical so and i can laugh about that because it happened to me yeah but no it really is true and i do think that like i and i don't know why this always happens at like such a vulnerable time like i was 19 i feel like everyone's worst relationship is like they're 19 and i really do think it's a powerful movie for like of all ages but like specifically younger girls because you get brainwashed and you don't even realize it until you're so deep in it and you're like what the fuck is going on also not to go old school but

11:08Giggly Squad: a lot of us millennials were trained like okay you have to find your prince and prince equals happiness so then when you think you found your prince especially because in the beginning he acts fucking normal and cool and then things started to go haywire it doesn't make sense with any of the stories you've been told in your head um it was i think it's an important thing for people to see yeah and it was yeah it was done really well i agree i have a documentary that that's really good but it's called mr and mrs murder on good question i'm gonna say hulu yes okay hulu shout out to hulu stepping up their game with the documentaries check it out they're killing it i think someone's connected to us at hulu and they were like give hannah more she's running out so thank you for i have a unquenchable thirst for knowledge so basically mr mrs murder is about two couples that are like best friends very religious you know it's about to get freaky so one day one of the husbands disappears while hunting and everyone says he drowned and got eaten by alligators they talked about the death roll i was like tell me about something i don't know and i was like i'm an expert i was like you're just gonna love this this is her favorite thing to talk about that's all talk about over an hour but they basically said since the 1800s 80 people have died in that swamp and all of their bodies have been found because alligators actually don't like how we taste like they'll bite you and then they'll be like that's like not my like i like medium rare that's literally so fucking rude but like chic of alligators oh my god but it's kind of like sharks too apparently don't let me get into sharks yeah they're anyway so at first everyone's just like this is so sad he clearly got eaten by alligators but his mom who everyone was calling crazy we see your trend um is like we need to find what happened to my son he did not get eaten by alligators i know he didn't the way it gets kind of crazy not to give it away i'm like i actually am not at the end yet but the wife was having an affair with the best

13:23Michaela: friend the best friend's husband you know did they do anything to the other wife so that other wife

13:31Giggly Squad: she hated her husband anyway like he was controlling asshole and he starts having an affair with that one who knows how early they had it but they also took out a life insurance for a million dollars of the guy six months before he disappeared i mean but everyone just is not investigating it like a murder because they're like the alligators got him and the alligators are sitting there like don't get me involved in your bullshit like religious people can really get away with a lot it's kind of crazy well because they also were so suppressed they they're also like doing crazy freaky shit like the guy had a house where he just invites strippers to go to and he called it like ungodly and i'm like fuck god like you're cheating on everyone then there's the whole like god forgave me and i was like can i talk to god because i don't know

14:14Michaela: i saw tiktok the other day and it was like it's some guy being like i don't do business with men that cheat on their wives because and i think it was so good because it was like if he can deceive the person he's like said to the world that he loves the most then what is he gonna do if i'm his business partner and i think that's such a good like thing to point out well the way you

14:38Giggly Squad: treat people is the way you treat people so if you treat like you end up treating everyone pretty similar because it's a reflection of how you feel about yourself psychology 101 so i'm really into this um and i'm rooting rooting for the mom but oh so obviously the wife is like heartbroken kind of and feels betrayed by her best friend but then she realizes to find out if they killed the husband she needs to get back in with the her best friend who stole her husband so she literally is like I had to suck it up and be like I need to break these two apart to figure out what really happened

15:13Michaela: and I was like this is insane what what year is this like 2000 to 2015 like this is all happening

15:22Giggly Squad: oh my god okay I'm gonna watch that yeah it's it's really good um in Florida of course

15:28Michaela: well well of course i didn't have to say that wait did you see on tiktok the girl there's this girl her name is kendra and she did like a 20 part series about how she fell

15:42Giggly Squad: in love with her psychiatrist no i'm sad no it's so nutty and everyone i don't know but everyone

15:51Michaela: was like okay um you seem like a little unwell like he did not love you back all signs point to that this was a professional relationship whatever but someone made like a recap video and that's really what i was watching and the girl was like this just doesn't seem east coast or west coast this seems very i don't know arizona vibes or like a vegas vibe and i was like oh that's so

16:18Giggly Squad: true no i do think there are some places that are more traditional that like she's definitely the first person in her family to ever do therapy and for that like we applaud her we applaud you yes but also not to play devil's advocate men aren't ever allowed to be like a lot just like psychotherapists psychiatrists so he was actually just a man she was talking to but they like it's a whole thing it's like but it is funny that like a guy listens to you for the first time and you're like are you trying to fuck me like okay foreplay you just asked me a follow-up question lick my pussy Hannah I'm not kidding that's all of her videos it's like someone

17:00Michaela: was like where are her friends because this is just me on the phone being like I think he loves me and it's like no he's your doctor like he has to ask you that maybe I don't want a male therapist

17:10Giggly Squad: because I'm afraid I'll fall in love with him maybe that's the this is layered you guys it really is this is layered but wait that is so good you have to go did she say anything to him was she like are you gonna ask me out he literally had to like get a restraining order and then she's like and then he knows from my therapy that i like to chase

17:33Michaela: so he gave me a challenge he didn't stop me when i was telling him about like my sexual escapades and people are like he's your therapist he's supposed to listen to you like wait no this is

17:45Giggly Squad: a perfect segue though to chat gpt therapy yeah did you hear that you're allowed to use it in court where with a human therapist there's like it's a law that they can't say like how you were feeling i think they're allowed to say if you murdered someone like that's where they draw the line they're like okay i'm gonna call you right back but oh my god chat gpt like if if something happens they can look at all of it to try to prove it i said this to my brother he wasn't that impressed he's like yeah if you're chat gpting something bad you're probably googling bad shit too but basically it's very hard to get away with stuff nowadays especially if you're like you can subpoena their chat gpt history can you spell subpoena s-u-s-s-s-s-s-s-u-s-s-u-p no i think it may be sub anyway that's all we all the time we have for today

18:49Giggly Squad: have you ever like i love my charlotte tilbury contour thing yeah your wand but like sometimes the lighting is like kind of off and you ever like forget to like to rub in like a part of your nose contour like your neck contour all the time i did it twice this weekend i saw grace and she was like hey can you come here for a second and that's when you know like you've done something embarrassing she's like you have a line on your on your chin okay this is what i love about you

19:15Michaela: so much you are like so against mirrors where like i've never walked by a mirror that i haven't stopped looked in complimented myself and then walked away reassessed your entire identity when you're done with your makeup you don't take a minute to like look at yourself as a whole

19:34Giggly Squad: it's kind of a vibe because i feel like people see your energy first which we're gonna take you to michaela's yeah but um also it's like your first impression like i look immediately and it's like if we're good we're good and unfortunately some angles of your face you can't see in that split second and then I walked out with a nose line on the side of one of my noses I think it's time since we brought up energies to bring in mystic Michaela let's go

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21:53Giggly Squad: We never have guests unless we selfishly want to be told by a very special person about who we are or anything about our cats. Paige, you excited?

22:04Michaela: I'm so excited. And again, we don't have guests unless they're truly important in our lives. Yes, yes.

22:12Giggly Squad: unless we want them to give us compliments um and we cut out all the negative stuff that anything might be said um we're so excited today to have mystic michaela who's been on my pod like doing an aura reading for me you were so incredible and we started getting messages from gigglers saying you know that she reads cats and we said oh how perfect how perfect thank you guys so much for

22:38Michaela: having me on yeah it's like I was telling you guys you have some gigglers that understand auras and they need to have you know about cats and auras and how it all plays together and our

22:51Giggly Squad: gigglers they're not grounded in reality we don't want to deal with anything directly we want to deal with the auras of it all can you tell us yes vibes can you tell us about your work yes and I

23:05Michaela: I love that, by the way, because I think you can just blame everything on an aura color. And then you don't have to take any personal responsibility. Perfect. And that works. That can work. Yeah. So I see colors around people. And, you know, I've always seen colors around people. And then what happened was is I didn't want to be weird about it or anything. So I started, I went to school to be a teacher. And I was still seeing colors around all the kids. And I'm like, hey, wait a second. at this helps me uh you know no learning styles or how to teach them but then it would go yeah all day every day you can see colors around people you can't really like turn it off no it's like seeing hair color or seeing someone's outfit or anything like that you might have just had a concussion yeah well you're just you're like okay yeah or like did you think everyone saw that yeah that's it like I it's like smelling or you know some people can visualize and some people can't and then you find out other people can't and you're like what's wrong with you like like I thought everyone saw colors around everybody like I did it's just something that I do um I don't even notice it unless someone's real like wacky with their colors or I'm doing a reading but then the colors aren't just colors like they mean things so they're carrying vibrations and And the thing with the color or a colors is it's aura.

24:28Michaela: It's just like energy outside your body. You all feel it. Everyone feels it. So you can you see your own like when you look in a mirror? Yes. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. And then what's what's nuts is like if I look at pictures from my past, you know, when I'm going through stuff or what? Yeah. I'm like, oh, wow. That girl was going through it. And it was like me. Wow. Oh, so yeah. So your colors can kind of change. they the colors basically stay the same but they can get really dark or torn up or messed up and just like your body you know like when you look sick tour oh yeah

25:13Giggly Squad: i was hot pink almost red she goes i'm seeing the italian red flag

25:23Giggly Squad: um okay enough of us bothering you about your backstory why don't you start with our auras and then we'll go into more important things which is our cats but first page what aura do

25:36Michaela: you think you have color wise well Michaela read me a couple years ago so I know that I'm pink well everyone knew that yeah I really it is just so interesting but I forget what it like means and like am I still pink I think I might have been pink in something else yeah you're so most people have there's I see eight aura colors and um I've my whole passion is trying to make sure you can even if you can't see them you can understand them so I I personify the colors in an attempt to do that so you're pink and purple most people have two aura colors you're pink purple the pink is not a usual color like that one usually society kicks it out of you at a very young age so the yes I'll see a lot of pink boys and girls but not a lot of pink adults at all my god wait okay and what what is that that that it's like it gets kicked out of you from society like what are the natural traits pinks are naturally um I call it like the joy bubble like they have this ability to not detach from reality but kind of take a step back and watch it through kind of like a bubble like like you're at an opera and you're at like the good seats and you're like I'm here I'm watching it like I'm part of it but I can also leave or not and associate yeah that that is a pink thing to do yeah and people like society will call it selfish they'll call it full of yourself they'll call it narcissism they'll call it all sorts of things no like

27:10Giggly Squad: Like there will be a burning building and Paige will turn to me and be like, my boots are so cute. And I'm like, I wish I could compartmentalize like you do.

27:20Michaela: It's a gift of the pink.

27:25Michaela: And they're very much able to look at life with rose-colored glasses. The hard part about pinks is if they don't have their personal power set up, other people can try to trap them or keep them or put them in cages. boys and men yeah men men it's men yeah i've had a lot of boyfriends who have wanted to i'm not kidding lock me in a room for no one to ever not in a fun way like not a fun way yeah so they want to dull you yeah they dull me yeah it's like a bird in the cage cage bird thing that's that's the pink problem but you have purple which was probably purples are really feisty and fiery and mic drop intuitive like and so that was probably your ability to push people away when they were too toxic or like you know what i'm gonna listen to myself and and step out of the joy the pink joy bubble every once in a while fix reality so you can step back in it a

28:24Giggly Squad: little bit we call that rude awakening when you have to like stop and like reorganize some things

28:30Michaela: in your life yes yeah so that's that's pink and pinks are funny like the pinks just famous pinks notable pinks like lindsey lohan's a pink like sometimes they disappear and then they come back that feels very on brand for me and i've always felt very connected to lindsey also within a day page will disappear like five times in 24 hours yeah i re-emerge and like dolly

28:58Giggly Squad: parton's a pink purple i know wait you're so dolly parton coated if she ate chicken parmesan a lot if dolly parton was italian it really would be and didn't have boobs yeah so true actually lately you your boobs are anyway that's beside the point we don't talk about women bodies we don't talk

29:16Michaela: about women's bodies okay and then um carol g is pink purple and so badass isn't she cool and her you know gabriella wilson she's pink purple too so they get um i don't know people like and if you in marilyn monroe was pink purple like they get stung britney britney spears is pink purple too they get like stuck a lot oh my god conservatorships and things like that oh they

29:42Giggly Squad: think we're crazy we do can i start a conservatorship with you honestly like for

29:49Michaela: funsies yeah you know it is interesting because i feel like i've gone to certain parts of the country like specifically the south and they're like she's crying she's crazy she's nuts she's so

30:02Giggly Squad: or kind of dolly parton and lindsey and britney people assume that they like don't know what's going on and they like accidentally are talented when it's like that's not the case at all yeah

30:16Michaela: and then people get really pissed off when pinks like say like say no to something especially if it's a societal expectation like you should be this way as a feminine woman or something it's like no and then they get like real mad like pam oh pam anderson she's she's pink too like she's not wearing makeup like everyone's mad at her or she's wearing makeup everyone's mad at her it's like you know everyone's just always mad at them yes no they really are always mad at me for something and it's like if someone else did it they'd be like good for her but like if I do something they're like what a witch what a literal witch a Sicilian witch yeah I'm like okay yeah so that's being purple so it's really cool and I can't wait to talk about your cat because that's a whole thing and then Hannah you we talked about this but you've changed since I talked to you so i'm so proud of you and round of aura applause for you um when did we talk because when we talked i think you just were done with uh the show or something right you could say fired you could say i don't know you could say fired on here this isn't like this is an open forum

31:27Giggly Squad: yeah you can swear the gigglers like they keep everything a secret like this is safe space yeah

31:33Michaela: i felt that from them yeah so i you're you used to wear a lot more red and now you don't so okay so you're like purple I call it blue to go it's like blue and indigo mushed together and sometimes so purple blues and purple blue to goes they have like this vibe in life and it's just let me just be you know let me exist let me do my thing um I don't say anything I don't do anything to anybody yeah Haley Bieber I feel like Hannah like does always say like I'm just like I'm being myself like she is just always herself yeah they really value authenticity they're very like they're great with other people like everybody feel very comfortable they're very chill I feel like blue purple's life purposes is to like be chill and just yeah calm but sometimes I call it a get shit done or a color sometimes purple blue to go have to wear one and you used to wear more red and and I don't see you wearing that as much anymore so I think that that's good to like what was found your power what was my red well I think that's like the athletic thing we talked about this when you were on when I was on your podcast or whatever um but I think that's the athlete the force myself to do more be more push push push push you know all right somebody else is doing it so I have to work harder I have to get there I have to all that and I feel like you're more you're you're more in your personal power now and you're like you know I'm gonna be comfortable doing it the

32:54Giggly Squad: way i want to do it i started i started doing needlepoint oh my god that's beautiful thank you that's i think that's what you're sensing she's like wait this is crazy that i my color has changed and it makes me really happy because i do try to constantly work on myself

33:16Michaela: yeah and it shows that is so nice i don't need to because i'm as a pink i'm perfect so that sounds tough for you um but i'm happy she goes maybe work a little harder well i think you took yourself outside of other people's definitions and you were like i'll just build my own and fill my space to that you know and and i think that helped you a lot yeah is Is there a compatibility between our colors? Oh, yes. So I feel like Hannah is very protective of you. Yes. And because that's her blue to go. So like Hannah probably can hear anything, anything they can say about her. But if somebody says something on Paige, I feel like Hannah can like just go back to go back to the red aura and get really like scary.

34:07Michaela: Don't make me go back to red. Sometimes it really does feel like we're married where she's like, and don't talk about my wife.

34:16Giggly Squad: that's my wife you're talking about what was that voice i don't know that was red that was my red

34:21Michaela: that was the red that was the get shit done red so do you mean like if she physically wears red it like kind of induces that like i need to do more mentality yeah like red energy when you wear it and and sometimes and when i say wear it crazy because that's wisconsin colors like i mean that is the bad that she is a college i had to wear red because i was like

34:50Giggly Squad: popped in my head to be a warrior and i was having sex with mascots it was literally battle yeah like it was crazy that was that's besides the point michaela don't get thrown with that story stay focused a three for a loop there sounds yeah that was amazing no i yes and red when you

35:08Michaela: wear it and it's not yours it's like a somebody else's sweater you're putting on you can try to embody those characteristics and then your physical body will match it so you can get more anxiety or more just like cardio i mean you're young but like cardio issues or joint issues or or things in the body that are like oh this is true it's really heavy to wear an energy that's not yours it's not good for you and it can cause you a lot of strain in your body and in your your mental health too you can be really mean to yourself competitive when you're not like things like that I don't I'm

35:40Giggly Squad: maybe some gigglers can relate to it but it's yeah it's feeling like if I'm not pushing myself and challenging myself and feeling uncomfortable then I'm not going to be great at whatever I want to do but the reality is I'm actually not that competitive with other people it's more myself

35:57Michaela: yeah and I actually am that is so true like you are not competitive with other people I didn't

36:04Giggly Squad: like playing other girls like I didn't want to but I was wearing this like yeah this red to be like I have to win or someone's gonna be mad at me yeah you're probably playing against

36:16Michaela: a lot of other red women too and and yellow and yellow women they're a little different but we're on our periods a lot oh yeah but it's a lot of rage you know also like in the opposite way of that i for my whole life i've always worn a lot of pink like i've always grabbed like if anything comes in the option like if i'm buying something and they have like it also comes in pink i'm just

36:42Giggly Squad: always getting the pink if you ever did a stand-up special we're gonna call it legally brunette

36:47Michaela: yeah thanks yeah like legally blonde is like the pink aura just that's it that's like the model yeah that's so fascinating yeah and pink or is like as kids back to the pink it's interesting you say you've always chosen pink um I think people as children are very connected to their aura colors and what's interesting is you just kept going and going and going with that and that's what I see with pinks they either choose it like a hundred million percent or they completely reject it once they hit a certain age like oh pink's baby I can't do that anymore or you know because they don't want the ridicule or the judgment so you know it's always been my favorite color I've never like had a different favorite color that's interesting yeah and um usually kids I love talking to kids about colors too because I'm like what's your favorite color they'll always pick it or if you ask a kid like three four years old hey what aura am I what color do you see around me or what color am I they'll tell you like oh my god they're magical everyone ask their the kids

37:51Giggly Squad: in their life this it's funny I talked to my little cousin this week and she told me to stop talking

37:59Giggly Squad: she sounds purple she was we were playing Ariel and Ursula and she goes I'll put a spell on you to shut up and I was like that feels pointed.

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42:21Giggly Squad: Okay, let's do cats now. Okay, so you guys sent me, okay, Paige, your cat's the one with the blue eyes, right?

42:28Michaela: Yes. And what's that? It's a girl. What's her name? Daphne. Okay, and what's your cat's name, Hannah?

42:35Giggly Squad: So my cat's name is Butter, and I do want to preface that you may get some confusion because I am fostering three kittens right now if you're getting other energies also butters butters not happy right now about the kitten butters very mad at me right now but there's been a lot of cats in my life over the last couple months so if mine's a little clouded it's fine but

42:53Michaela: you can start with Daphne okay so just to preface okay so this is how I read animals like if I didn't do auras I would do I love reading animals they don't talk with words they talk with energy so and they come through to all they come through to all of us but they come through to me with like pictures and visuals and smells so i get i get all that stuff so i'll start with daphne because daphne's got a lot to say oh i knew that bitch did i knew that bitch did and i'm not kidding like she's got a laundry list of things okay maintenance that yeah let's hear him she's got a lot of nerve the life she lives the first thing i get is i feel like she's all right just because they're complaining doesn't mean they don't love you i have to start okay that i needed that disclaimer i truly did also is she british yeah which she okay so even if i saw this cat i'd be like does a pink aura own this cat like is this a pink or his cat all right because she's very fancy and she feels to me like a couple things she doesn't like moving around this seems like a big thing and she she really doesn't like that she's giving me a smell and it's like a weird sharp plastic smell I feel like this has something carrying case I was gonna say that okay and I feel like she has an option whether she's in it or not in it like this is her choice and you let her have her choices and she's okay with that but she's like almost like she can't she's a cat so she's not saying is this cheap or whatever but she's like it's louis vuitton it's literally louis vuitton okay she does not like the smell that put me back she doesn't like she wants goyard okay yeah i love that she's like um i don't care about being in it i just i carry butter in a plastic bag and i'm just kidding okay keep going this bitch so she's mentioning that i also get i don't know if She's got like a travel thing that she lays on.

45:00Michaela: I don't know if this is like a poofy cushion or something like that. But like I feel like she needs more terror. She's asking for more territory or travel territory or something like that. And I get with her. Oh, now she's complaining about you. She loves you a lot. Oh, she oh, she shows me first, though. When you guys are together, I feel like you do routines together. And then if you do the routine, she does the routines. so I don't know if you both like primp at the same time or something I try and eat dinner with her at the same time and then like if I do do like my nighttime routine then when I get in bed I do that's when I brush her she loves all this yeah she she really appreciates this sometimes when you come home from wherever you are you're a little out of it like and she doesn't enjoy that and I feel like she's just mentioning that so she's like I'm a little preoccupied yeah yeah again what when they complain it doesn't mean it's valid it just

46:04Giggly Squad: again that feels pointed from her but also Daphne has to understand that for Paige to have this beautiful home she has to work

46:12Michaela: sometimes I have to work sometimes and sometimes I'm stressed I come home I'm out of it yeah she doesn't she wants all your attentions yeah and um i feel like oh she doesn't she's very picky about who touches her and i feel like this has to do with how they smell or something so she's very funny about whoever touches her like if they leave something you know she's a cat so i'm getting kind of like a smell like other people smell um she doesn't enjoy that and she's not shy she just doesn't want everybody to touch her like that kind of thing maybe if they're wearing like a

46:48Giggly Squad: perfume or a cologne she doesn't like yeah everyone wants to pick like pick her up too

46:53Michaela: when they see it oh i know because she's so she's very floofy um she likes to have eye contact with you and just like look and you guys i think just do this together and that's like very healing you just look at how pretty each other we literally do stare at each other because when she slow blinks at me I try and slow blink back this is like a deeply meditative and connecting thing for her and she she appreciates that um I mean that's the big thing I feel like with her she feels safe around you and she loves you I I feel like she it likes it just the two of you this is like a big thing she really just likes the two of you she's okay with that um I'm getting a weird thing and I don't know what this is it's your do you sleep on the on your bed if I'm laying down hold on I'm really bad with left and right do you sleep on the left side uh if I'm laying down I sleep on the right she sleeps on the left she's on okay she's showing me something with the left side or something and and then I'm getting like the floor on the left side and I don't know what she's trying to show me like like the the part that's like not quite under the bed but it's a Does that make sense?

48:07Michaela: I feel like she's trying to show me something there. She puts things there or there's something with that area. I don't know. Okay. I know exactly what she's talking about. If I have a man sleep in my bedroom, he sleeps on the right. And sometimes they put their things on the right side. And she likes the she. And when it's just us, that's her spot. Okay. So I think it's like it's her spot gets taken. That's she's very territorial of you. And like you're the territory. No man. Yeah. Like even though she doesn't like to move around or go places. I think she wouldn't want to be with anyone else.

48:50Michaela: So she's just going to have to pick that. All right. Do you have any questions about her? Oh, I'm trying to get like sometimes I try to get health or something. I mean, she. Yeah. How did she feel because she was overweight? Okay. I'm getting her complaining do you give her two different types of food yeah I give her hard and wet okay I feel like at different times of the day or something like it's not at the same time okay I'm getting something just she she feels very dramatic because I'm getting like like that she gets wet food in the morning and dry food at night she gets Evian water she's just she's a princess and i feel like she just loves you so much she's just very picky about who's around and i do feel like she has behavioral issues if she doesn't like if someone's around and and she can do the stink eye a little and punish you she can wait when she was at my house wait i

49:46Giggly Squad: think she didn't like traveling to my house that's what she's getting and then she would stink eye me

49:52Michaela: I just love that she's literally going

49:54Giggly Squad: Because that's It's just I feel like so her Isn't it funny how cats Have full expressions even though Their face like doesn't really mean

50:03Michaela: I just know that certain people have walked in my home And she's been like ew Pointed No I'm obsessed

50:13Giggly Squad: I can't believe she hates her Louis Vuitton Carrie Maybe it's the inside of it She doesn't like how it's like leathery It's leathery.

50:22Michaela: Well, yeah. She's giving me like a sharp smell. Like it smells sharp. I mean, she's a cat, right? So she doesn't know it's cheap. She's okay. I don't know how much you hang out with, like how much Daphne does hang out with you, Hannah. But I do get a sense that she doesn't like loud voices or something. But I don't know if this is just in general.

50:46Giggly Squad: Okay, but she likes my friend Allie who's as loud as me. I don't know. Is it because Allie's a lesbian? She felt more comfortable around the other day? And Allie's little. Wait, she likes little cute things.

50:58Michaela: Aw, Daphne.

50:59Giggly Squad: She likes little cute things.

51:00Michaela: But she's a really happy cat. I think when they start complaining about nonsense, whenever I do readings, when animals just start complaining about nonsense to me, it just means they're fine. You know, like it's just nonsense. Now, Butter. This is Butter. Okay. Butter's a girl. Butter feels like, okay, poor Butter. Was Butter a rescue? Butter feels like Butter had it.

51:20Giggly Squad: butter has it better butter was found in a dumpster in the bronx

51:27Michaela: butter's okay butter to me it now they don't hold on to trauma they do remember things they

51:33Giggly Squad: can hold on to behavior she also did get attacked by a dog once my god that's awful poor butter she's a survivor like she's the toughest girl i know i love her she feels very

51:44Michaela: secure in the house so i know you said you're nervous that like you're fostering i feel like she understands that these you know she hopes they're not staying like that kind of thing you know like that and but she knows like I feel like she feels secure and I get an energy I do get an energy on her like a gratitude oh wait is she more you're because you're married right Hannah okay I is she more does she play favorites like right now because I get her liking him a little more and I I wonder if it's because your mommy to these other ones she knows that I'm bringing

52:22Giggly Squad: other cats and okay so what's happening now we sleep together every night and Des goes to bed first and he pets her and then I hours later go into the room and she's just sitting on my pillow like who have you been with yeah and I have to wash my hands like I just cheated to get the scent off me so that she will purr and lay with me but um under no circumstances does she like does more than me but she when I'm away she loves him and then when I'm back she like pretends she doesn't know him but the fact that she loves him like warms my heart because it took her like seven

53:00Michaela: months to let him touch her that's really really special and I feel like they might have bonded on what are these other cats doing here moment and I've I just feel like they're aligned and maybe that's bonded them even further into their little friendship but no I do get she understands that like she feels like she she's got street cats sometimes feel a little smarter in in a different way like like a little bit like like they they she has it in her head like I could survive I'm choosing not to do that like I'm choosing to be here and this is my house and she feels very confident and comfortable she does feel really smart like I get something with her paws like I'm getting this need I feel like she's I don't know she's just very dexterous is that the word

53:41Giggly Squad: dexterous she loves needing she loves putting her hands on me yeah she feels like she's very

53:46Michaela: useful with those and and I feel like she um feels very confident that you understand her like when you you want food and she's like she feels like a bit of a chirper and she talks a lot and things like that I mean she feels really like she's running the show like she really does feel okay she's in charge not that Daphne doesn't but basically if Butter's in a bad mood like we're

54:08Giggly Squad: all in a bad mood like she runs the households but we do communicate I feel like really well

54:14Michaela: because she's so intelligent clearly she's very smart and she feels like she does telepathically like give you messages very strongly so she'll say I'm hungry or move that or move yeah move from my spot or move that so I can lay there or like stuff like that I feel like she and she'll just stare at you until you do it and she feels very oh my god like I'll turn over and she wants

54:35Giggly Squad: to sit on my chest but I'm like turned to the side and she'll just sit there staring at me until I turn like I can feel her looking at me like what do you think you're doing yeah she I'm just trying

54:49Michaela: to get what else okay wait does butter say anything on why like she doesn't she rather hide all day and doesn't like being around people oh I butter to me does feel like she's very much in control of her space in her house I wonder if that just comes from her street days a little bit like to her days on the street like she feels so confident with you Hannah and then your husband but I feel like with her she just it doesn't feel like fear it feels more just kind of like observing and like what is this and like what's going on and and she never I don't know if she tell me if she does this because she feels like she's watching so even when somebody comes over I feel like she's just kind of watching or looking.

55:32Giggly Squad: The second they leave, she comes out. Like the second the door closes. Is she interested in doing any like brand deals or anything? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

55:42Michaela: What's her work ethic like? Is she ready to kick it in high gear?

55:47Giggly Squad: Does she realize that Daphne's been working really hard? And she's kind of, I know that she came from a dumpster. Daphne's over here being like Louis Vuitton.

55:56Michaela: I said I wanted Goyard. like i can't with this girl randomly with butter and tell me my tooth is bugging me like and i don't know what that is like now she looks fine she looks healthy she looks young i'm not seeing

56:10Giggly Squad: anything like like physically on her but my my one of my teeth is bugging me so i don't know what

56:15Michaela: that means or if that means anything too feels like like her canine or something i'll check them

56:19Giggly Squad: out check them out yeah maybe just a quick little vet floss a little floss she hasn't been flossing

56:26Michaela: I don't know sometimes I can get that if they have an issue or that was an injury in the past or she uses that side which side am I using my left side or she uses that side a lot or something to like chew or open things or whatever but she's just giving me some sensory stuff now she feels really good oh wherever you're living right now it feels like there's oh this is random sometimes cats tell me when you're moving and I get this kind of weird vibe like moving on or transitioning or we're not going to be here much longer yeah we're situation september we're heading back to the city how does she know that how does she know that

57:07Giggly Squad: butter's like i'm done with the hamptons like page isn't doing it i don't want to do it hot here like can we go back that is so crazy i think she's looking forward to that and i know

57:19Michaela: you guys are too in a way like she wants to go back to the city even though i'm like you can

57:24Giggly Squad: what there's birds here but she doesn't it's not her vibe she's such a city girl she's a downtown

57:29Michaela: girl she likes the noise she likes the action i feel like oh yeah well you know what she has

57:34Giggly Squad: these pigeons that she's like obsessed with that fight on my radiator and i feel like she's wondering

57:39Michaela: like how are my pigeons like yeah i mean she wants to beat the shit out of them but that's like what brings her joy yeah it's a big chunk of her day but the cats feel really that's a big chunk of cats feel really happy and healthy and like confident in their relationships with you that's what it seems like do you think they would get along yeah would they get along oh together oh that's interesting they hold on i gotta look at them both now daphne does feel like a one cat household in a lot of ways so that would be really hard for her

58:13Giggly Squad: wait so you don't think that if butter if butter if daphne got like a cute brother that would work

58:18Michaela: i always tell people they'll figure it out because i'm a cat person too so i'm like just throw them together 10 20 30 yeah yeah okay my own my last question is did she know she was on a diet oh she's just showing me like uh a disgust with like food so i wonder if she was just like annoyed with how you were feeding her or like the difference or something she doesn't want to eat the healthy shit anymore yeah i was giving her like more of like a healthy hard food so that yeah so she wouldn't know that she needed to lose weight or on a diet okay good i didn't want your problem like that's so me coded yeah i didn't want her to have a body image you're like i'm just switching this for fun you're perfect you're perfect no i'm obsessed

59:08Giggly Squad: i love it oh i just love this so much i love that she wants to be sponsored by goyard am i saying it

59:14Michaela: right yeah i love that she was like get off my side like this is where i put my stuff she would be a great cat model i feel like if you haven't done it already like she loves to lay and be like i think seen you know as long as she's in her comfort yeah yeah no she's modeled she's

59:33Giggly Squad: she's put in the work deep in the industry she's busy getting her bag that she thinks smells she He has multiple calls a day. Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, Michaela, you're incredible. Yeah, this was amazing. Better than I could ever imagine. You guys follow Mystic Michaela on Instagram. She's very, very busy, but slide her DM. Try to book her if you can. She's spectacular, and her content is amazing.

1:00:02Michaela: Oh, Hannah and Paige, thank you so much, and thank you, Gigglers, for having me. I appreciate you all. We love you. Thank you.

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